#so yeah thats my dumbass story of the day

[scover-va]

Mmm fuck it!! The Hex oc info dump!!! Bc my gf and I have made quite a few!!! One is not related to our rp, I just made her for fun

Lock

The wife Rust basically made up in his head thanks to having false memories. Though I'm gonna talk abt her as if she were real bc hrgrhrg pretty womf

Has short brown hair and an undercut. Had her hair dyed purple once, but it's faded and just at the tips now

Has a necklace with a lock on it. It was her idea, she thought it was funny. She also gave Rust a key necklace (which, as mentioned in my Rust hcs, he. Doesnt actually have. He thinks he does, tho)

The most memorable 'date' was to a broken down bowling alley in the wastes

Witty and humorous. Probably more likely to make a dad joke than Rust

"Don't worry, I got this all under control" She does not

Basically has a grappling hook made out of a gun to launch herself around

Prefers to use knives, other silent weapons, or just straight up kicking whoever she's fighting

She and Rust were bi4bi

Met Rust by grappling around and basically just launched herself into him and kicked him in the back so fuckin hard he fell in love (simp)

Quickly realized he was friendly tho and apologized. He was too busy staring at her with an awestruck look to even hear the apology

Died in childbirth. Too badass to be taken down by a radrat or a raider

Sterling

Irving's younger brother

Specializes in using magic, as opposed to Irving preferring physical fights

Whereas Irving works in assigning jobs + defence, Sterling works in containment + mission control

Local spacemarines hate him!!! (Lazarus, Jay, and Junior)

He is NOT much better than Irving. Literally uses the Moglees as slaves. Dude get help

Gives the space crew 'points' that they can spend after a mission on stuff like decor for their rooms, upgrades, blah blah blah

Oh and also feeds dead Mogless to the Moglee slaves. Um sir please dont

The unknown killer case (Chandrelle, mentioned in my post abt my design hcs for her) has pissed him off to no end

Sterling: Fucking hell how does this stupid killer keep getting away

Irving, knowing damn well it's Vallamir possessing Chandrelle thanks to him: Luck ig idk man

Twink. Who needs to punch things when you can use fire? Very effective

Is always either dressed in dark academia clothes or like a whore, no in between. Work attire? Whos she?

Eleanor

Irving and Sterling's older sister

Has been fucking busy since shortly before the "Lionel wants this" incident, so she like. Vaguely knows who Reggie is. That's abt it tho

Works in diagnostics/logistics and bug fixes, so she doesn't often go around the actual game characters

Was her brother's impulse control until she fuckin left for work for 20+ years and they went mad with fucking power

Unlabelled sexuality, doesn't have much time to care or think abt romance. If she likes someone she likes someone, big whoop

If her brothers caused any trouble she'd put them on time out in the corner and put a cone of shame on their head/heads

Could easily take Sterling in a fist fight. Her and Irving are probably 50/50 odds

Sick and tired of her boss (Lou)

Hasn't slept in 20+ years someone fucking help her p l e a s e

She has survived purely on coffee

She's uh. She's had a few auditory and visual hallucinations thanks to being sleep deprived

Rade

Another lil fucked up 'Lionel forgot to save his fuckin progress and Gameworks went ham' scenario

Basically, humanized Radrat

He came up with the name himself. Soooo creative /s

He likes oranges!

Very fucking feral, will scratch on sight

Rocky found him and immediately decided Rade was friend shaped

Local apocalypse dads hate him!!! Yes Ive used the same joke twice shut up!!!

Rade can and will bite anyone except Rocky bc he has also decided Rocky is friend shaped and that Rocky is the sole being he can trust in this hellscape

Though he could probably also be tamed with a couple weighted blankets. Not because he can't move, though that definitely helps, he's just instantly calmed down

Probably why he finds Rocky to be friend shaped bc Rocky's weight could def equal at least a couple weighted blankets. Ive never used a weighted blanket so idk how heavy they are

Audie McLachlan

The only non-rp character in this list

Comes from a murder mystery game called ‘Eagle Eye’, a game similar to your typical 'look around and find clues' murder mystery game. Takes place in London, England

Time period of her game is kinda wonky. Has some victorian stuff, modern stuff, basically Lionel did No research for her game

Was created in Lionel’s high school years for a computer science project. Was never released to the public

Never got more than one case to solve, and is patiently waiting for another

Was found by Jeremiah shortly after Combat Arena X was released (before Secrets of Legendaria was being made). Jeremiah twisted the truth on the abandonment to make Lionel sound like a bad person (well, to make it seem like the abandonment was Lionel being an asshole, and not just a teen being done with an assignment)

After FPP/??? was found and favoured for Jeremiah and Reggie’s narrative, Audie was instead sent to join Gameworks and spy on Irving’s work

Doesn’t reside at the inn, and is not present for Lionel’s death. She can instead be found in Jay’s section of Vicious Galaxy 2 as an easter egg (similar to Wizarro in WW + VG, or Rebecha’s cameo appearances in each game). Finding and talking to her unlocks a flashback scene that can be accessed post-finale in the chapter select menu

One of 4 main characters from Eagle Eye (Others include the suspect, the murder victim, and Audie's side kick)

Trans mtf and lesbian. She's trans bc I wanted an excuse to have Lionel make a lead female character despite the whole 'Carla told me to make girls even tho Steambot Willy's genderless' thing. Audie figured it out on her own and just kinda went 'oh!'

Aaaand I think thats it! I'll update this later with ref pics, that or I'll just make a new post with said ref pics

#scov.ocs #scov.txt #the hex game #the hex #im gonna tag them bc im sure they'll come up again #audie mclachlan #admin t. sterling #admin t. eleanor #lock mcclain #rade (oc) #rade has no official last name so i gotta make it a proper tag somehow #also fun story so when my gf made sterling #i thought the name pattern was just making them sound old and fancy or whatever #so i picked out the name eleanor for my girl #well then my gf told me the pattern was '-ing' #i TRIED but i couldnt find ANY good '-ing' girl names #so i just went with eleanor and broke the pattern #so yeah thats my dumbass story of the day

[lewisvinga]

me n my dumbasses | charles leclerc x fem! driver! reader x pierre gasly

summary; just f1’s fave ‘childhood besties to lovers’ throuple being iconic

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; cursing i think

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested !

masterlist !

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liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, and others !

yourusername: average day w the most stupid people in all of france ( and monaco ) (( i unfortunately have dealt with them my whole life and i also unfortunately love them ))

tagged; pierregasly, charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc: but pierre was first in ur last photo dump ☹️

pierregasly: mate you almost killed us …😀

charles_leclerc: NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE BOTH GOOD LOOKING?? also did you just mate zone me?

yourusername: think abt ur actions of almost killing ur bf and gf , charles leclerc.

charles_leclerc: yes ma’am🫡

username: CHAPIEY/N DUMPPP

username: leave it up to y/n to post the most bf pics of them 😫

username: i’d kill to have dealt w them my whole life miss y/n UR LUCKYY😖

username: charles is so real for almost crashing his ferrari bc y/n and pierre looked toooo good 😭

yourusername: yeah well now he’s in the timeout corner ://

charles_leclerc: this is NOT fun

pierregasly: #deserved

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[caption 1; #inspectingpierresform🤓] [caption 2; complaining that i’m taking pics instead of working out 🙄🙄 #tattletale] [caption 3; wauw hot boys]

landonorris gross

landonorris dumbasses

yourusername hey 😾

yourusername they’re MY dumbasses 😪

pierregasly “pleaseee can i work out with you guys 🥺🥺”

yourusername i didn’t want to break a nail🙁🙁

pierregasly you’re so high maintenance

yourusername u have known me since 2011 WHY are u shocked

yourusername u both made me like this btw

pierregasly and we don’t regret it a bit, cherie 😁

charles_leclerc i see u liked our selfie from when u went to the bathroom to put makeup on before filming tiktoks😁

yourusername wanted to look cute for the camera and for my dumbasses can u blame a girl😖

charles_leclerc DUMBASSES?? i’m smart , pierre maybe but not me !

yourusername oh babe

yourusername u both are ! but it’s ok i love u both💓

charles_leclerc yeah yeah we love u too

username LMAOOOO THEYRE SO😭

username pierre’s ‘mom i threw up’ stance 💀

username never stop these queen

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yourusername: just me n my dumbasses against the world ❤️‍🩹

tagged; charles_leclerc, pierregasly

charles_leclerc: love u too dumbass xx

yourusername: u see i get why I called u a dumbass but why are u calling me a dumbass? do u hate me??☹️☹️

charles_leclerc: cherie no wait pls

pierregasly: im surprised you still fall for her lame sarcasm even if we’ve been dealing w her since 2011🙄

yourusername: hey RUDE ur the ones who wanted ME first 😾😾

yourusername: sorry for worrying u pooks love u xx charles_leclerc

pierregasly: love u dumbass 😪😪

yourusername: ur more of a dumbass than me

carlossainz55: can we confirm that charles is the biggest one out of you three ??

pierregasly: oh 100%😂

charles_leclerc: THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??😀

georgerussell63: idk man, i’ve received 394829 messages from y/n about being scared you’re going to burn the house down from making toast…😬😬

username: i love how they never had a honey moon phase it’s just straight bullying w a side of love 😭😭😭

username: childhood besties to lover core fr

username: THEHRE NEVER SERIOUS IM IN TEARSSSSSS

username: the pure unseriousness from chapiey/n is why i adore them sm😭😂

username: reason 92893 i adore them;

username: when the trio suddenly becomes romantic

username: u guys ever think y/n’s like ‘kissing my homies’ 🤔🤔

charles_leclerc: yes actually …..

yourusername: me n my homies doing romantic stuffs 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: just clocked in y/n dealt w their awkward phases

yourusername: ‘twas hell

pierregasly: like teenage u was any better 🙄

username: ‘my dumbasses’ i love them😖

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc scenarios #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #pierre gasly smau #pierre gasly social media au #pierre gasly scenarios #pierre gasly x reader #pierre gasly imagine #charles leclerc x reader x pierre gasly

[oodlesofoddnoodles]

whenever somebody asks me how i knew i was autistic, i remember this one moment when I was like 8-9 and this song was playing on the radio. it was called like 100 bad days or something, and if you havent heard the song its essentially about making the best of life, but at the time, the song confused the hell out of me because the chorus was like saying how a bad day is a good story to tell and it will make you popular, and so, little like 9 year old me went on this long ass rant abt how it made no sense because if you had 100 bad days you’d just be really upset and probably wouldn’t even want to go to a party, like my mind hearing 100 bad days just imagined like day after day of immense tragedy, and for what? to be popular???

and for literal YEARS i hated that song with a passion because i thought it was so dumb and if you had one hundred consecutive bad days you were just a dumbass. and then, it hit me one day.

and yeah thats how i came to the conclusion that hey, maybe my brain is a lil different from the average humans and tadaaaaa

#autism #actually autistic #black and white thinking #audhd #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #neurodivergent #funny #bbee.txt

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

Guilty Party

Features: Vaquero and his Evan

Warnings: violence, morbid speech, all caps text

“missed me?" HABIT spat the words at Evan like he'd been given a pipebomb wrapped in a bow rather than a Christmas gift, "that's cute, really. hey, i'd miss me too if all i did was sit on my ass and mindlessly watch movies and beg for people to pay attention to me. oh yeah, i'm dropping the cowboy act for this one, sugarcube."

Panic in wide gray eyes huddled in the corner of the room Evan swore would be his demise- everything was tossed asunder from a little game of ring around the rosy. The couch was flipped over, the coffee table crashed into the tv, broken wood and chairs to turn the house into a landmine of splinters.

"i bet you don't even know what to do with yourself without me! if you did you wouldn't still be living this same damn life, this same damn day over and over. we'd be off somewhere new by now, wouldn't we? somewhere fun, somewhere exciting, building up a brand new life. but no, even without your HABIT you're still just like every other rabbit clinging to me. my story, my iterations, my everything."

Evan mumbled something about being trapped in the cycle, about there being no way out.

"NO, HABIT hissed, "YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT ALL OVER AGAIN BUT YOU ARE NOT AN INNOCENT VICTIM. YOU ARE BLIND, YOU CHOOSE TO BE BLIND SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, YOU NEVER COULD!"

He crouched down in front of Evan with a wide smirk and whispered, "you want to know the truth? you want to know what's been sitting right under your nose? you could leave any time you wanted."

He waited paitently for a response, anything to reward HABIT for the enticing information he just dropped. Nothing, nothing but cowardice.

"you don't believe me," he chuckled, "all you have to do is shut up and change. change your habits. control me. you are what happens when you do not control me."

A weak protest, not a single word even worth remembering. It was a shaky, half cobbled excuse.

"JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT!" HABIT cackled, "CMON ITS THAT EASY! JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT."

Evan would laugh at that meme if he didn't feel like his very life was being threatened. Hands clamped over his ears and eyes squeezed tight so he didn't have to hear his booming voice, didn't have to see that blood-soaked smile on his very own face.

"BUT YOU WON'T WILL YOU? AFTER ALL I GAVE YOU, AFTER ALL I'D DONE FOR YOU, YOU'RE STILL JUST A COWARD. A WEAKLING, A PATHETIC LITTLE WRETCH UNDER MY HEEL. GUESS THATS MY FAULT FOR NOT MAKING YOU SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, HUH?" Evan couldn't block it out, no matter how hard he tried. He wound up tighter into his ball. He really felt like a coward, he hid like one, trembled like one, cried like one. He wanted to snap bite fight rip tear punch but why? Why fight? He couldn't move his own body. Maybe he'd have plausible deniability if he just stayed here.

"YOU STILL WON'T ANSWER ME! HOW HILARIOUS." HABIT stomped over and smacked away Evan's arms like pieces of trash left in the room and gripped his chin. He forced Evan to look up at him with those pretty tear filled doe eyes and sunk his hand lower. Around Evan's throat now he swallowed into HABIT'S palm, gulped into it as he should. He was Evan's very life force, the very thing that got him here and the only thing keeping his dumbass alive and he would drink in air like ambrosia from his hand, at his command. And he could take it away whenever he liked. Evan's feet scraped against the wall not the floor now, brows high and knit and teeth bared in a submissive grimace with tears and sweat pooling and dripping down his face in a sopping pathetic mess the same way a dog would after its owner shoved it down into a puddle of its own piss.

"I GAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU. I PROTECTED YOU, AND I DID IT SO WELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE PROBLEM. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT OUR DAD IS DEAD AND REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER. YEAH, LOOKING REAL SHOCKED NOW, HUH? PRICELESS. YOU SHOULD SEE THE PITIFUL PRICELESS LOOK ON YOUR FACE." he cackled. "NOPE, WRONG AGAIN! I DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME!"

HABIT could not stop laughing. He dragged Evan up to the bathroom and ducked his head into the sink.

"AWWW WERE YOU WORRIED I WAS GONNA WATERBOARD YOU? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE RUNNING WATER DUMBASS! AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT, HUH?"

He threw Evan down on the floor. He curled up and whimpered like HABIT had kicked him.

"I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET YOURSELF A PLACE WITH THE BASIC FUCKING NECESSITIES FOR YOUR OWN PITIFUL SURVIVAL. AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS? I WANT MORE, WE DESERVE MORE THAN THIS BUT NO, TO YOU THE COST IS JUST TOO DAMN HIGH. ITS TOO HARD TO KEEP A FUCKING JOB WITH ALL YOUR BAD HABITS, TOO HARD TO JUMP SKIP AND A HOP INTO A BETTER TIMELINE, A BETTER LIFE FOR US BOTH. WE COULD HAVE SO MUCH MORE IF YOU STOPPED GIVING INTO YOUR BAD HABITS! BUT YOU'LL NEVER DO THAT, YOU'LL NEVER PUT AN OUNCE OF ENERGY DESPITE EVERYTHING THATS BEEN GIVEN TO YOU."

"...people have died because they loved you and wanted the best for you. and you wasted it."

Tethers sprouted from HABIT and attached to Evan, hooking their limbs together. He pulled him closer and clasped Evan's hands and spun him around like a ballerina in a music box, posed pretty and twirling beyond his own control. He went in for a dip and waggled his eyebrows at him.

Evan dropped to the floor. He glanced into the bathroom mirror. And there was just him. Tired, sunken eyes and nails dug into his skin. There was only him.

#emh #everymanhybrid #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #slenderverse #text post #killa speakin #killa drabble #killa vaquero

[yonpote]

I need to know why and how you were anti-phannie from 2014-2016

alright here we go i get to talk about THIS shit now.

i was generally anti-rpf at that point, and honestly? i think it was for fair enough reasons as some people were a bit too eager about showing (general) youtubers stories they wrote about them sucking and fucking their friends. i think i was also pretty high and mighty about being a somewhat oldhead phannie tbh, like ugh do these gaming-channel-only people even know about dan being super edgy and offensive 🙄 and lowkey it was a lot of subtly misogynistic "i'm not like other girls" type shit like i was sooo much better than yall cuz i hadn't watched that video (yet.)

i was generally not into these sorts of fandoms to begin with. i wasnt on the superwhopotterlock side, i was on the homestuck/dangan ronpa/anime of the month side of tumblr, if that gives you an idea of what i was like lol. around 2014-15 i was very much in a community that is kinda similar to what you might see on twitter now, where if you had any interests in media that portrayed anything problematic, that means you are in full support of that problematic thing. if dan howell said something racist in 2010, it doesn't matter that he wasn't being racist in 2015 he's still racist and liking him makes you a racist etc. and of course, rpf is included in problematic topics. if you ship real people, even if said people say they don't mind it, you are a sick pervert and you should be in the loony bin for being so depraved. and if you write or read any fiction that has immoral acts, it means you support those acts in real life too and you are trying to normalize abuse and SA (yknow as if whitecishetpatriarchy hasnt normalized that enough) and you're a danger to children and you deserve to rot in prison (yknow as if a queer person writing stories about queer people hasnt heard that one before)

now here's the real kicker. in 2015-2017 i ran a game grumps fan blog where i did talk about shipping the grumps. "wait how were you anti-rpf if-" well have you ever heard of this thing called Lying? or perhaps even, Cognitive Dissonance? i HAD to run a separate blog for this interest, because if my friends knew i consumed slashfic about arin and danny they would stop being friends with me and think im this evil horrible monster etc. genuinely that was where my brain was at, and is a little bit the reason i decided to this day, to make my phannie accounts completely separate from my main accounts.

nowadays, none of my non-phannie friends actually give a fuck and i do occasionally talk about dnp being silly gay white boys w them! at this point i dont post about em on main just out of respect like "hey im sure you dont actually want to hear about british yaoi constantly regardless of our level of friendship so i'll keep it over here okay?"

also, yeah i grew out of thinking consuming media with deplorable acts makes me deplorable. my favorite tv show is hannibal. i know its shocking, but i dont actually support serial killer cannibals. i will say, i dont fuck with "pro/anti" language with regards to what is considered "problematic" or having that be an identity marker. i think that people are free to write fiction as they please so long as its all properly tagged for people who dont enjoy that kind of content to avoid. but i also think there can be and often are problems in the way these stories are written, and yeah if all the romance stories you read growing up involve some sort of force or danger, that CAN normalize this sort of action as inherent to romance stories/real life romance. but i think thats an issue with like, society at large, and it's not on an individual fic writer to be educating teens who read their dead dove fic despite the explicit rating and tags.

TL;DR: BASICALLY. I WAS A DUMBASS KNOW-IT-ALL BUT DW I GOT BETTER.

#myrambles #sorry for party yapping

[loversj0y]

MORE CRIMINAL WILL/GUARD WILL <333

you ask, and i deliver. this started as headcanons, and eventually turned into a fleshed-out story in headcanon form so uh. have fun?

Arsonist's Lullaby

TW: mentions of arson, blood, wounds, reader gets a nasty cut :(, a gun is involved but not technically?? used???, its like faux used, but it is literally held to reader, so, yeah, cursing as well but thats far less important in comparison

- when you first arrive, you and wilbur are almost immediately Not Friends

- he seemed to believe he was the guy on the inside, the guy who ran things, and when he heard of your arrival, he was less than pleased

- you were very cagey about why you’d ended up there, solely because it was embarrassing to tell people that 90% of your crime turned out to deal with a customized license plate, a few special brownies, and an old creepy doll you found on the beach from an old lady. 

- this made you very interesting to wilbur

- almost immediately, he seemed to view you as a rival 

- he would constantly try to get you in trouble with officer boo 

- he wasn’t a snitch, but he found his own ways to make your life a personal hell. 

- granted, though, you did the same by stealing every lighter he found. 

- the only time he’d ever felt bad for you was when he got you sent to solitary

- though it wasnt so much that he got you sent to solitary, more that he ended up getting sent there with you, which officer watson claimed was supposed to be a “bonding experience, so the two of you stopped bickering like children constantly”

- honestly, you questioned if these guards even knew anything about being guards at all

- but at least there, you and wilbur got talking. 

- eventually

- “you know, you’re not that bad, when you’re not trying to steal my lighters, that is.”

- “i will literally set you on fire right now.”

- “you have one with you?” 

- so things were better

- but not good

- you two still bickered constantly

- and you still stole his lighters

- it was one day in the yard when things changed

- there was ice on the ground, and though you knew this, you weren’t really paying much attention to it

- until you slipped in it and got a nasty cut on your leg

- the guards didnt see, they were goofing off with another inmate who’d fallen 

- but wilbur did

- he watched from a far as you stood carefully and brushed off the wound, despite your limping

- you didnt want to go to the infirmary, god knows with how bad the guards are, it would only make things worse

- so you hid it

- when you had some free time inside, you went back to your cell and just sat, holding a paper towel to try and stop the bleeding

- until wilbur snuck in, when you tried to hide the wound 

- “you look like shit” 

- “fuck you.”

- “no thanks, im flattered. let me see your leg” 

- you hesitated to show him, wary of the way he looked at you, but for some reason you were unsure of, you did anyway 

- he sat down next to you, pulling a few med supplies out as he started helping up your leg

- “you dont know how hard it was to get this stuff. next time dont be such a dumbass, okay?” 

- you wanted to fight him for that, but you let it slide, hissing in pain a bit as he rubbed alcohol over the wound

- he was mostly quiet the rest of the time, taking much more gentle care of your leg than you would’ve expected. 

- “well, you may be a dumbass, but at least your pretty looks make up for it. unlike your personality” 

- that took a mixed reaction out of you. 

- first of all, that prick

- second of all

- “you think im pretty?” 

- “i hate you so much right now.” 

- he went to leave, seeing as he’d finished wrapping your leg, but you stopped him. 

- “wait. stay.” 

- for a second you thought he would laugh at you. instead, he sat down next to you again.

- you gently tapped your shoulder against his, staying quiet for a moment since you didnt really know what to say. 

- “i think you’re attractive too.” 

- he gave you an incredulous look 

- “are you fucking with me?”

- “no, im serious. it’s one of the reasons i hate you so much actually, you’re too hot to be this annoyi-“ 

- he cut you off with a kiss. 

- you most definitely were not expecting it, but you didnt turn it down either. 

- after a good 30 minutes of making out and sitting on his lap, you two finally pulled away properly. 

- “we never tell anyone?” 

- “agreed.” 

- a week later, it happened again. not the injury, but the secret room make out session. 

- after a while, you were laying your head on his chest, the two of you curled up on the old shitty beds 

- “you know, one day, ill get out of here.”

- “and what will you do?” 

- “i dunno. probably burn another church.”

- “that’s all?” 

- “and find a way to get you out. as annoying as you are, you’re a good kisser.” 

- you didn’t think that would be the last time you spoke to him like that. 

- when you woke up the next day, he was being hauled out by officer watson

- it was a week of quiet normality without him 

- then, the new warden arrived. 

- he never let anyone see his full face, eyes always covered by a pair of large dark sunglasses. 

- but he took a particular liking to torturing you, so it appeared. 

- upon ordering your room inspection, he quickly found your stack of wilburs old lighters

- he immediately confiscated them and ordered you to solitary

- you were in there for a full day before anything changed

- the warden walked in, immediately chatty. 

- “it took far more time to break off from them than id thought, but fuckin’ ‘ell, im here now.”

- you, on the other hand, were not chatty. he left the door open. this could be your out. you went for the punch

- it was unsuccessful 

- he grabbed your hand, turning you so his arms were around you, your back pressed into his chest

- “here i thought you’d be happy to see me. also you did a shit job at hiding my lighters, im mad i never found them before.”

- a click

- “wilbur!?”

- “obviously. c’mon, you shouldve recognized me immediately. unless you were distracted?”

- so maybe he saw the way you gasped in breath when you’d seen a tall and handsome stranger with a nice trenchcoat being intimidating. and maybe he saw the way you stared at his hands for a long while. 

- so what. 

- “shut it. i hope you actually have a plan to get out of here that isnt just burning it down.” 

- “lucky for you, i do.”

- he explained his own heavily convoluted plan, going into major detail about all these wild things, including shooting him 

- “why don’t you just steal the gun and say you’re taking me as a hostage?” 

- he paused

- “i hate you.” 

- you rolled your eyes, pulling him down into a quick kiss. 

- he held you by the small of your back as he kissed you back before leading you out. he did hit you a few times with the baton, but this was more an act for the other guards. 

- it wasnt long before he enacted the plan

- as scary as it was to have him, the guy who just a few weeks ago would have hurt you without batting an eye, holding a gun to your head, you trusted him

- plus it made for a good act, you knew he wouldn’t. but the guards didn’t know that, making it the perfect act of collateral to get both of you out there

- from there, everything was easy. 

#wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot #the sorry boys #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #mar writes #wilbur x reader

[sketchzecri]

Tell me Abt choco pretty please. R they a cereal mascot

Worse.

Choco is a very pathetic sopping wet cat of a man (ive comissioned molty for him twice!! :3)

Literally where do i begin.

So. Necromancy in my world is very complicated magic. And verrry forbidden because instead of just making a corpse move it drags their spirit back to their body repairing the damage if done right. But thats HARD to do. Like super duper hard. In fact, the only way to consistently and effortlessly revive people like that is to have it in your bloodline.

Obviously this kind of magic is scary and weird. So it becomes punishable by death, (some places killing you just for having that magic in you at all. Fucked up)

But they never caught my girl FREYJA AYYYYYYYYYYY

Freyja is Choco's mom. She escaped the law by leaving the city walls and living in the woods :3 She has Choco first then later Cloud. Both of them inheriting her magic. (They also have a skeleton cat named Keke but shes largely there to be cute)

One day, while fucking around in the forest, our young Choco runs into Kaveah, who had ran away to explore the woods. After freaking out about seeing another person, the two hit it off quite well! Choco shows Freyja his new friend and Freyja is like what the fuck that is literally the princess what. Kaveah promises to not tell anyone because she would also get in heeps of trouble for sneaking out.

Womp womp her dad finds out

And he is FREAKING OUT.

Mars has like. A whole onion of issues but tldr he freaks, attacks their family, kaveah defends them, she loses her eye in the process oopsies

After calming down (and realizing he just nearly killed his daughter oops) he stops sucking and is like you know what you mean a lot to my daughter and youve cared for her so much so for as long as i remain king i will keep you and your family safe (to freyja) and they cool now

Womp womp fire

So remember how i mentioned cloud? Yeah that's choco's dipshit brother from hell. He lights the cabin on fire with the intent of killing Freyja and Choco (he's like. Maybe 7 here i think i cant remember.) But dumbass gets HIMSELF killed instead! And freyja

Choco gets out of there

And my boy is NOT doing too hot pun unintended

From then on he lives in the palace with Kaveah then they grow up get married yadda yadda have a son hisbname is Taffy (picked it out himself (hes trans))

So heres where it gets messy. Im not gonna try to come up with anything on the spot but Taffy gets impossibly sick so he calls upon a spirit of some kind to fix him it works YAY

Something happens so he goes to do it again but GUESS WHO ITS CLOUD BITCH KABLAMO and so cloud switches places with Choco. Stealing his body and sending Choco to afterlife hell (its not really hell its complicated not gonna talk abt it here)

And thats kinda it for choco. Theres a few plotpoints that he helps in with other characters but in terms of big events thats it.

There is something here about multiverse travel but thats post-story fluff and roleplay physics

#sorry this is REALLY messy these characters have existed for literal years so their lore is all over the place. #this like. set of oc universe is mostly having fun and playing with dolls. #artificial intuition is more solid in its lore but BARELY silly #sorry chat this isnt going under a readmore you followed the alt blog theres no structure here

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

hiyaaa would you care to share some kobra thoughts cause im thinking about him again

(aka: in the process of dying my hair and have to wait for an hour :/)

YESSSSS OKAY-

oh my god i just wrote like four paragraphs that i realized were basically just a summary of shut talked abt in the next ttid chapter since that chapter 90% just Kobra Kid Thoughts atm soooo this is take two with lighter shit that Isnt just basically spoilers lmao

- he has heterochromia, one eye's green and the others brown (dont ask me which is which i have it written down somewhere but i dont remember rn 😭) this fact is very important to me and is something i gotta bring up when i go back and edit past ttid chapters

- he looooves old karate movies, an obsession which was sparked very early on in his time in the zones. the doc has a collection of old tapes and shit, one of which was the karate kid! yk thing abt how every transmasc has a dude from an 80s movie that they wanna steal the gender of?? yeah. kobra's is danny larusso

- one of the few things thats consistent between pretty much all versions of kobra's story in my head is that, a few months after he gets out to the zones he and poison get into a huge fight that causes them to part ways for a 1-2 year period

- its during that ^ year when kobra finds his bike in what he thinks is an abandoned warehouse. it is Not Abandoned but it's fine. i mean, if those other guys really wanted to keep their bike, they wouldve put up more of a fight right? kobra certainly wouldn't have stopped after a few broken bones if he were in their position anyways

- ZERO self preservation instincts. he absolutely thinks he can win every single fight he gets into, which lead him to picking fights with people either a lot bigger than him or a lot more skilled and it doesnt always end well!

-this also extends to animals but in a sort of opposite way. this fucking dumbass will just pick up any fucking creature to try and pet it bc he thinks if it attacks him hell be able to handle it. he does this with snakes a lot in particular- the amount of fucking heart attacks jets had bc he sees kobra just. picking up snakes she was taught to avoid her entire life bc Venom,,,

- i like the idea that hes got a streak of red in his hair to match party's, and party has a blonde streak in theirs to match his :]

- the venom siblings also have matching snake tattoos that wrap around one of their arms. they get them a little while after reconciling from that huge fight and year apart and shit- its sort of a reminder that theyre family, even on the days where they have to hold back from killing each other

- jet is kobra's favorite person to go on supply runs with bc he thinks shes the one out of the crew with the best music taste (second to him of course) and theyre really good at negotiating together bc they are both intimidating in just the right, slightly different ways

- kobra also likes jet a lot bc they know enough abt mechanics to be able to hold a conversation with him, whereas party never has a single clue what hes talking about. and then when ghoul comes along kobra is like "oh okay im in love with you now" bc ghoul actually knows A Lot abt mechanics and bikes and cars and actually maybe he knows more than kobra so kobra's all "yeah okay ur mine now ur gonna talk to me abt bikes for hours rn rn rn" like an excited puppy

- i think kobra is also the more tech savvy of the group. ghoul and jet are old fucking men when it comes to that shit bc theres not a lot of computers in the zones. but kobra was really into technology back in the city, way more than party, so hed the one responsible for hacking the vending machines or dealing with the computers and security shit when they break into bli buildings

- at some point the kid finds an old laptop and that becomes his other project. when theres nothing to work on with his bike, hes trying to get that laptop working. when he does get the laptop working, he finds a bunch of old 2000s era memes saved onto it that he ends up referencing constantly despite not knowing what the fuck theyre talking about (im like 90% sure i got this idea from a fic or something i read *years* ago but idk what it was and i havent been able to find it so someone plz lmk if any of that sounds familiar 💀)

#asks #the kobra kid #i hope these are satisfying lmao i really had to dig deep in my mental files trying to find shit that wouldnt matter to ttid gdhgdh #also!! what color are you dying ur hair??? #danger days #danger days headcanons

[schoenht]

Pspspspsps

Would you tell us about the big fight in your grad ceremony? 👀 dead curious ngl

cracks knuckles I'll tell you everything that happened there bc that was not the only bullshit that happened

It was like. The first ten minutes or so, right and we had all just gotten in our separate lines when the entire ceremony stops bc THERE'S A FIGHT ON STAGE RIGHT hang on thats. House left. Yeah i think so. IN THE DAMN FRONT ROWS. it was a pair of freshmen too which made me go "ugh freshmen" even more (i was like that even as a freshman) and i think its bc one of the girls saw the other girl with THE GUY S H E LIKED SO SHE DECIDED TO DRAG THE OTHER GIRL. Mind you, the graduation is at an arena where concerts are done so the graduates can see everything and i was in the back so i saw EVERYTHING.

And then the valedictorian. Oooooof. Self hating latino if I've ever seen one. The way he ranted and raved abt how "the school system is failing us" and "we cant do basic arithmetic" and "minorities shouldn't get more privilege" like. THIS DUDE WAS THE BIGGEST TEACHER'S PET. i had him for my honors econ class and he was like "i dont need to be here, im better than everyone in class" and i distinctly remember i said "then why haven't you fucking graduated before us yet dumbass" (the teacher scolded me a bit) i was just mad (it doesn't help that he's my friend's ex too. and he's dating the girl who is my enemy)

BASIC ARITHMETIC. THAT GOT ME CACKLING BC THIS GUY THOUGHT WE NEEDED IT SO BAD i can add but i dont need more than that in my damn job. "minorities shouldn't get privilege !!" yeah he almost got beat up at school the next day AND HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO APOLOGIZE TO THE ADMINISTRATORS (i heard him) (oh and the principal actually didnt allow him to continue with the speech during rehearsal, but i wasnt there bc i was doing tech >:3)

Uhhh what else. Oh yeah some guy proposed to his gf behind me (not like. Standing and with a ring it was quiet and they were in the row behind me) and she said no WKFKWKKG I DONT BLAME HER WE'RE AT A FUCKING GRADUATION HELLO ???

my old high school, wooooooof. I have so many stories. Like that one week that there were at least five fights a day!!! (Not even exaggerating.)

#💜.answers #🤍.bakedgrape #that was so long i needed to put it under a cut

[rillils]

*me pushes you aggresively!!!*

RILS LISTEN. LISTEN RILSS i can't believe you just wrote a story based on my f1 steve. i was completely mesmerized by it that i accidentally squealed so loud at work and had to quickly cover my mouth. one of my coworkers looked at me and said "you okay?" and i said yeah, but truth is NO! I WANT TO ROLL ON THE GROUND AND SCREAM WHILE HOLDING MY PHONE🤣haha oh dear, i'm gonna think about your delicious writing piece for the next few months (especially the one where steve was in the sunset, the kissing scene and bucky's cigarette drop💖 THATS JUST SO MMMWAHH MWAH MWAH). ashdjfdk i love you rils. i love how you react so gleefully towards others' people work including mine (even though i'm still learning how to draw🥺), you always make me swoon with your words and your support is the reason why so many ops continue to pursue their arts hehe. thank you so much my precious. now pls take this little feisty steve💓

AYA MY SWEETS 💖💕🌷💛💫💞✨💖💕💖 AKDHSUHSJSK I LOVE YOU

This is one of sweetest messages I have ever received in my entire life, and I'm still smiling like a complete dumbass BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FJDHKSLSK💕💕💕 I wish I had the skills to write a whole fic based on your art, rather than just a silly little headcanon screamed in the tags, but!!!!! Your art is so inspiring, sometimes I just can't help myself!! IT'S TOO GOOD AHGDUSHSH 💕💖✨💞✨ I'm not kidding here darling, your art tag is an actual treasure from start to finish and I want everybody to know that 💖💖💖 And yes, I will absolutely confess that I have a soft spot for your Steve art, and every time I see a new post, a new AU by you, all I can do is SQUEAL SQUEAL SQUEAL AND SQUEAL SOME MORE

You might still be learning, but your art has such a beautiful, delicate, soft quality that I can't even describe, it's like- like if strawberry milk and peach flavoured yogurt had a baby, you know?? That sweetness! That delicious velvety creaminess!! Aya my love, your art isn't just art, it's a whole mood, it's its own brand of aesthetic, it's a feeling! an emotion!! And it's gorgeous and I love it!!!! with my entire heart!!!! and I'm gonna tell everyone willing to listen!!! And I believe that art always shows a little bit of the artist who created it, and your art radiates pure beauty, pure sweetness, pure love coming straight from your beautiful beautiful heart, 'cause you're gorgeous inside and out, my dear 💖💖💖💖💖

You, and all the amazing talented artists in this fandom, bring me so much joy every day, making all this wonderful art about these two boys that I love so dearly, and when I get silly in the tags (aka all the time, let's be real xD), that's just me trying to convey how happy you guys make me, and how grateful I am for every single work of art I get to enjoy thanks to you all 💕💕💕

I love love love love you sweet Aya, and also I'm 100% stealing that little feisty Steve because *SCREECH* HE'S PERFECT!!!! 💞✨💕💖💫💓💞

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! MWWUUUUAH

#writeyourdarlings #personal #BLESS YOU 5EVER AYA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AHSDKJASDKJHSGDJFHDKFLJK #SIMPING OVER YOUR ART ON MAIN #ALL DAY EVERY DAY #'CAUSE HONEY: IT GIVES ME LIFE #SENDING KISSES AND SMOOCHES AND FEISTY STEVIE'S YOUR WAY

[tf-is-fanfic]

Blasphemous (Tig x Reader)

Warnings: language, religion based humor

I do not own the song!

Song: God is a Freak by Peach PRC

___________________

You and Tara talked Jax and Tig to come out to karaoke with you. Tara wanted you to bring Tig because she knew of your unwavering crush on the man. Tara was up singing a song but you weren't exactly paying attention because you and Tig were trying to see who has said the weirdest things during sex.

"Oh yeah? How 'bout this? I called a girl 'mommy' during sex," Tig challenged, smiling from ear to ear. It was nice to have these days were the boys could just sit and relax. Have a good time.

"I have something much much worse Tiggy," you smiled evilly. He gave you a 'go ahead' motion with his hand. "I called some fucking chump- who lasted 6 seconds might I add- God in bed."

The shock that went over Tigs face, "Thats blasphemous. I don't think God would like that very much. You're definitely not going to Heaven."

Tara's song had just ended and you held your finger up at Tig. You ran up to the mic and put on 'God is a Freak'. Tig just leaned back and watched you, confused to say the least. Then it happened. You started belting the best part of the song.

'God is a bit of a freak

Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? He's got fucked up prioritiesGod is a bit of a freak Like, what's the fixation On hating the way he creates? So why would I spend my eternity With God when he's a freak?'

Tig, Tara, and Jax busted into laughter. Tig gave you a look that showed a little bit more than he intended on his love for you. The both of you a little jealous hearing each others stories about their sexual encounters. When the song ended you came off the stage and plopped yourself on Tigs lap as Tara was begging you to tell her the name of that song.

Jax smiled at you, "You're definitely going to hell (y/n)."

"You all will be there with me so I think it should be fun. Could fuck some demons. I bet they are amazing at sex," you laughed leaning your head on Tigs shoulder. Tig leaned his head up a little bit and kissed your hairline.

"Demon sex has to be the best," Tig smiled, putting his arm around your back. You blushed as Tig rubbed his thumb over the edge of your shorts, barely touching skin. You couldn't lie and say you didn't want this everyday.

---Tigs POV---

I watched as she shook her hips and sang the most blasphemous song I've ever heard. The way she smiled just lit up the whole room. I could see Jax pointing me out to Tara but I couldn't seem to tear my eyes away from (y/n). When the song ended, a sigh left my mouth as she came back to me and sat on my lap. I moved my hips a little bit so my boner wouldn't show or poke her. She can't know what she does to me. I can't bring her into a life with me. She's way too good for me.

---Your POV---

When it was finally time to leave, you rode on the back of Tigs bike. Your arms wrapped tightly around his waist, you moved his shirt and started tracing shapes on his stomach. You could feel him tense under your touch. When you finally going back to the clubhouse, Tara grabbed your hand and pulled you into a secluded corner while Jax took Tig into another corner.

"He is so in love with you, and you are so in love with him. Just go after him already (y/n/n)," Tara nudged you a bit.

"He does not love me Tara. Why would he? We are just really good friends," you sighed, looking over at Tig only to notice he was looking at you with wide eyes.

---Tigs POV---

Jax pulled me into a corner and I could see Tara and (y/n) in another corner. I looked at my brother and he just rubbed his face.

"Tig, can't you see the way she looks at you? You can't be that oblivious to the fact that she likes you back. You are the most horny man I know and you will go after anyone. So, why not her," Jax asked, expecting a dumbass answer.

"She likes me," I whispered to myself, looking at her with wide eyes. Suddenly, she looked at me and she seemed sad. I just wanted to walk over to her and comfort her but I knew I should let Tara handle it because it's not my place.

---Your POV---

After you and Tig held eye contact for a bit, you turned your eyes back to Tara. She looked at you with the most exasperated look, "(y/n), get your head out of your ass and go kiss him."

"(y/n)! Can I talk to you for a minute," Tig asked as he jogged over to you and Tara.

"Um, yeah. Where do you want to talk," you asked, giving Tara a 'what the fuck' face. You knew Jax and Tara set this up. You also knew this was going to end in heartbreak.

"My room? That's only if you're okay with that," Tig nervously rubbed the back of his neck. You nodded and started to follow him to his room. You'd been in there plenty of times but this was different this is Tara and Jax setting you up for heartbreak. When you finally got to his room, he opened his door for you and then shut it behind the two of you. "(y/n) do you like me?"

"I- uh-," you let out a big sigh, "Yes, Tig, I do. I love you actually."

Tig looked like a deer in headlights, "You love me? Out of everyone, me?"

"Look Tig, I get it you don't love me back. I understand and it's okay if you don't want to be friends anymore. I'll get over-," your words were cut off with lip bruising kiss. You were too shocked to move for a moment but when you did the kiss was so full of passion and love. Every word you never said being put into this kiss.

"I love you too," he breathed as he let go of your lips.

The rest of the night was spent in Tigs room just talking and making this relationship work by setting boundaries- mostly for Tig to follow. He didn't deny one of them. He agreed to every little boundary you made and you agreed to his. You could tell this would be the start to a wonderful life with Tig.

#tigtragerxreader #tig trager #tig trager x reader #soaimagines #soa x reader #soa imagines #soaxreader

[kiwibirdlafayette]

hellooo!

you know something that interests me so much, is how Jordan’s perspective is unreliable. Just by the nature of him having an edited pov makes him an unreliable narrator to the audience.

The best example I have of this is why capsize thought they were together. In his pov it comes out of left field, like it makes no sense that she would consider that. But if you go to Tom’s episode, you can see that she literally thinks that because Tom says in chat that him and Jordan are fucking. Like, honestly the comparison of Jordan’s “Girl Problems” ep and Tom’s 81st episode is the best example of that because it frames Capsizes character in a certain light depending on who you watch and because people will usually only watch Jordan’s (because it’s shorter) then it’s a bit of a one sided view.

And I bet you there are season 2 examples but I’d have to rewatch it from someone else’s perspective first before I give an example.

YESSSS NO YEAH EXACTLYY

The unreliable narrator of Jordan's POV is really super interesting because actually like!! you could lore wise outside the meta of edited content ooc interpret it as an intentionally crafted story, where ye!! The whole bit about capsize thinkin thems boyos were together without the context of Tom's comment (which I gen only caught bc I paused Jordan's ep to read the chat when he opened it) makes her out to be a completely different person versus if ya saw it in Tom's POV- in the sense of her to Jordan trying to deflect away from a supposed truth versus her just obvs playin off what Tom was together and them zombiecaptains bein silly

In a way, if ya follow the headcanon from DSMP that chat is personified as an in-universe entity of sorts around the character (like Ranboo's ender particles, the voices of the Blood god to Techno, or Phil's crows); like Jordan got little sparkles floating around him only he can see/hear, the fact that we only see bits of his POV could be like him trying to appeal to them (aka them rampant shippers- show his dynamic with Capsize as they expect which is what leads to the inconsistency in her character) As he goes on he starts to learn to ignore them and just roll how he rolls

(in all honesty i like to abide by the headcanon that the whole "im in love w/ capsize" shenanigans was actually cJordan's dumbass way of deflecting off not wantin to admit he was in love with cTom and was egged on by chat but thats a ramble for another day LMAO)

Also!! thats so true too like I havent watched any other S2 POVs but we kinda actually see it in Isles a lil 👀 Ive been hoppin back n forth between Tom and Jordan's povs for fun during my watchthrough where while the edited v. uncut has been flipped, while you can see all of Tom and Karl's shenanigans uncut in Jord's POV, it still doesnt make any sense the motivations for stuff like him joining Team Ianite unless u can see those interactions he has privately with Dianite (who is also so two totally different people between the two povs). But whats interesting is how like Isle!Tom's kind of unreliable narrator is different in nature from S1!Jordan, where its like the intent between the kind of story either is trying to tell has different motivation behind it ig? ye :D ty for this brainrot btw note I Will put lore to everything and. yeah anyhoozers

#i apologize if some of this doesnt make sense its 2am and brain decided Now is when Im havin thoughts #i couldve waited to answer this till i was more awake but i was thinkin about it all afternoon n only now could i sit down and do a little #a little writing hehe /silly #but. yeah. sits. #thinks about the nuance of storytellers (not necessarily in the sense of revisionist history but) moreso limited perspective #and how that shapes how people are intepreted #goes insane #asks #licantropa #jordan captainsparklez #captain capsize #lafakiwi talks

[sansxfuckyou]

Hihihihihi tell me about ur fics pls ::) (only if u want i just like hearing about them)

*deep breath* I am going to talk about so many fics

!!! DISCLAIMER !!!

Most of the fics i'm rambling about under this cut are my SNF works cause I like those ones the most, but there will be other ones. For the most part I'll be gushing because hey that's what I do best, but there will be world building elements added into the larger ones ramblings. All fics are linked, just click on the title and it'll redirect you to the fic in question, I hope the readmore actually works too.

Parlors and piercings

SNF tattoo AU, that's it, but wait! There's more, cause there will always be more and that is how we role in this household. For some reason my dumbass decided that Quackity, Karl, Wilbur, and for some reason Dream, all needed to be background drivers to this story which is most likely why I hit 7K. I only wanted to write a short little 1K bullshittery and be on my way, a little bit of crumbs for the SNF enjoyers, but uh, that didn't turn out how I wanted it too.

So I'm sitting there, staring at the 5K word mark and going, 'you know what this needs? a piercing scene' and then not waiting for an answer. I added it purely on a whim because Wilbur didn't have enough screen time and I wanted to make sure he got some form of banter with Quackity (who makes fun of him for getting a piercing). I wrote this like, four months ago so I don't entirely remember the thought process aside from the fact that I wanted one SNF tattoo scene to exist referencing a very specific post.

Also I never explicitly mentioned it in the fic but George works at a flower shop with Fundy, I think I was saving that for a part two. But it's been four months and I've yet to start a part two, so unless something happened George and Fundy working at a flower shop is VIP knowledge for anyone bold enough to click the read more. I do remember wanting Sapnap to give Dream the 'fuck you' bouquet with the help of Georges flower expertise-

Like your jacket

Not only is it the worlds first Kenikari fic, it is also the worlds first angsty Kenikari fic, and the first multichapter Kenikari fic. This one is a lot smaller, a lot simpler at that, basically I fucking hate the rolling rock sequence and took that out on Detah. He's my favorite he really is, and if you were around for my Danny Phantom era, you may or may not know that it changed me on an atomic level and I show I love characters by putting them through it.

I also saw Detah looking dead as fuck on the ground after the rolling stone puzzle and decided I should just, angst it up a little bit. Give him a broken ankle, it builds character, a bit of blood, heavy anxiety and minor gore never hurt. Don't worry though! He gets fixed up a little bit in chapter two :)

It's fungal not floral (yeah, specifically that chapter)

This fucking fic. I had so many WIPs going on when I wrote this, I had homework due when I wrote this, I had a family meeting the day after the night I wrote this. And guess what? I fucking dropped everything to write this, a moderately fucked up Hanahaki SNF fic where Dream is an unforgivable cunt cause thats how we do in this household. This shit pulled the E-brake on my return to Undertale brainrot, this shit pushed a rest button in my brain and threw me back into the SNF pool full force.

I have no clue how it did so, or why it decided to have an adverse effect on me, the author, but it did. It's been like, a month since I posted it, and I ended up deciding to write a part two for it as well, a part three waiting to be started. Since the release of it I've also hit 50K words of SNF cause it just, pushed me back into the deep end which really isn't that deep considering it's a moderately rarepair.

AND I BLAME ALL OF IT ON @sobredunia SHE CAUSED THIS. She dropped into my inbox and went 'hey Ace, what if you put mushrooms in someones lungs instead of flowers?' and then I did exactly that. So in this world George had mushrooms in his lungs (luminescent ones), has hollow bones, turns into a glowstick if he cracks his back, and he can purr also because of dunia.

Grounding

I was sad that they didn't animate the taser torture scene, or ever go in depth on the trauma that he would've left with upon being tasered half to death while tied up in an abandoned warehouse. And before you go wondering what fandom this is for, it's Yugioh, it's a fic about Yugioh, specifically the manga. I would heavily suggest giving the mangas a read actually, it's full of Yami giving out junior Saw Traps to anyone who hurts his friends and family.

More or less I threw Jounouchi into a brand new situation that goes over the past trauma of getting electrocuted half to death in a brand new form because sometimes a girl needs to write about her favorite dude getting tortured. Another prime example of how the phandom has left me forever changed- also they literally tied him up like this in one panel mere moments before the taser part.

Like, bro, chemically designed in a lab to be put through it and I'll do it if no one else will.

Just like you

Behold, the fluffiest fic I've ever written, not a whole lot is behind this one and all the props go to daydreamdnn's works for giving me a heady dose of inspiration. I just, the SNF brainrot man, it got me good, and then the notions of giving them a cat? Amazing, beautiful even, perfection in short fluffy oneshots with a sprinkling of suggestive themes underneath it all.

The only behind the scenes bit is that they probably fuck off screen, I don't know what else there is too it than that. I also like to imagine that they go back and get a dog too, said dog and cat mix like oil and water. Just a lot of fluffy potential is inside of this ficlet, a short sweet trail of crumbs for the SNF enjoyers because I know it can't just be me.

...

yeah, I'm too sore to talk about any of my other fics, cramps are a bitch, hope this satiated your desire to learn more though. maybe when my cramps go down I'll talk about them a little bit more in depth

#asks #h3xt0r #writing

[inkedmyths]

S1: E19 "Provenance"

Brought to you by Splatoon, and also I have school again so I forgot to post this last night

This ep featuring: Rich people, art history, dolls are creepy, and Sam lacking any kind of smoothness

Is the painting haunted

Yep called it

Uh oh lady is going to die

SQUISH

OOH they dead

Dean No

"I can get my own dates"

"You can but you don't"

DEAN. PRODUCER? DUMBASS

Whsgsgsgsgs honk honk wakey wakey

Yeah its the stuff

Is. Is it being auctioned

Dean. You're an idiot

Sam you're also an idiot

HAUNTED PAINTINGGG

DHSHS DEAN LOOKS SO OFFENDED THAT SHES MORE INTO SAM THEN HIM

Lmao they aren't on the guest liiist

Wh. What the fuck is this room. What is this music

Unison "Huh"

Oh thats what a provenance is huh

Sam sounding offended at using a "pickup" for info and Dean's just like yeaaaa all in a day's work now go get flirty

Ah yes dead mom. Classic

Climbing the gate we go! Going to try and steal and burn a painting! We're not even halfway done, are they going to get arrested or something before they get it

Or is it going to jump to a new host painting or something

Breaking and entering!

Im so nervous. Half expecting the police to jump in at any moment

Oh? oh OH IT JUST REFORMED

DEAN YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET? HOW

Sam you are so bad at this. Sam. Sam no

Ooh ok so this Isiah? Isaiah? Killed his family. Ok

Uh Oh Someone Is Buying It

Dean REALLY does just think Sam needs to get laid to cool off

[ Melon says knowing Dean, it might be based on personal experience. ]

Sam having sad about his fridged girlfriend moments

Love the 2005 phones

GOD. SAM HES SOOO NOT SMOOTH

Oh no this poor old lady

HES MOVING

Uh oh Sarah followed theeeem

Jesus Christ

Yeah here's the part where they sound crazy

IM SORRY HELP IM GOING TO LOSE IT

THE WAY THAT HE SAYS "We think that painting is haunted". Like the way a parent tells their kid we think Sadie ran away because someone left the door unlocked. Like the "I'm so sorry sweetheart, do you nedd a hug" voice.

"Sam. Marry that girl" SCREAMING

Crypt? Mausoleum? Is this where the family's remains are?

Go go gadget bolt cutters!

Oh yeah the toys are creepy

Urns!

Ohhh he wasn't cremated

Sam pulling the "People I care about get hurt around me" card

"That's very sweet... and very archaic." Oh I like her shes got spice

I love how shes holding the light while they go grave robbing

SAM IS TRYING TO SCARE HER OFF BY BEING CHEERFULLY CHILL WITH THIS. thats so funny

HOWLING. DEAN. Dean you're so so terrible

HUH?

WAIT? WHY THE CHILD?

IM SO CONFUSED

Wait. Wait wait WAS IT A MURDEROUS CHILD ALL ALONG

Hello evil baby

Hhhrrr that feels too easy still

Aha!! The doll!!!

LMAO DEAN. DRIVES RIGHT THROUGH THE GATE

Shoot the glass shoot the doll

Whats up with the kid like what was the story there

Were both father and child trapped in the painting. Did she kill everyone and he killed her and then himself or something

SCREAMS Dean is sooo salty she doesn't even give him a second glance

Girl I know but you gotta find someone not getting hunted all the time

Dean let your brother do his thing in PEACE

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Sam gets a girl, Dean's not as great a wingman as he thinks he is. Altogether a trainwreck, but a funny one, even if it did subject me to a PAINFUL amount of secondhand embarassment.

#on the highway to superhell #their dynamic is rlly funny tbh #dean 'i'll hold all my feelings right here and one day i'll die' winchester #sam 'i am so sad all the time' winchester #and together. they are assholes with a singular braincell

[nonclassyparty]

Okay so I just stayed up till 3am reading starring role and after putting it off for a while and honestly I can’t believe I ever did that?!?! Something wrong with me fr but this fic is just 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

Okay let’s start of with our main girl!! I just want to hug her so bad. Although nothing excuses her behaviour towards Boyoung, I get why she’s the way she is especially to someone like yeosang. I hate how everyone seas as this ditzy, rich girl with no brain. But the worst has got to be her parents - her mum and me will throw hands I swear. And what’s even more heartbreaking is how you can tell she clearly misses her brother but like wtf happened? I can’t wait for the reveal for that? I can only imagine it’s drugs related but knowing her I’m sure she took it up a notch. In a time where she probably needs her brother the most he’s not there and I’m sad about it.

Okay Choi fking San, like you warned us, but honestly makes my blood boil ESPECIALLY after he had the absolute gall to come BACK to her after his failed relationship. Again nothing excuses the reader to say what she said to Boyoung but nothing excuses San to say what he did either. And his friends are so mean and for what? But now with the reveal of why Yeonsang is the way he is I’m excited to see what he does or says to her now. I just saw someone ask if San will leak her secrets after she confronted Yeosang and omg??? That will be honestly the worst thing he could ever do 💔 also when she realised that San is just some guy ™️ was actually so funny to me

I love Wooyoung and I just adore how close they became, he deserves the words and a sweet boyfriend!

Joonie is also another sweetheart, I love that he wants to progress her art work and just be her friend!!

Also not the stray kidz cameos 👀🫰🏽

Okay so now Mingi!!!!!!!!! This guy had my heart flip flopping all over the place it was unreal! Get why your pissed at her when she was mean to your bestie but then???????? Treating her like she a dumbass then being all sweet and generally making her seem like a better person and her valentines gift 😭😭😭 all for him to just spew out all that shit? Almost in tears 😔 He honestly needs to get his head out of his ass.

This fic is a rollercoaster and I really can’t wait to see what happens next and things getting revealed etc!! You’re amazing and have great day!

omggggggggg thank you so much!!!!

well yn isnt the nicest person in general😭 she's pretty mean and self-centered but that's her character so yeah she was pretty shitty to boyoung. she'll talk about seonghwa more in the next chapter and he'll have a pretty interesting arc by the end lmfao

i thought of writing a chapter from san's pov which wouldn't be really a chapter but something in the form of e-mails i guess?? but i decided against it bc my life is kind of a mess rn and i just want this story to successfully reach its end. but later on when i'm better and if i'm in the mood for it, i might post that chapter as an additional part bc i already have a good chunk of it written out...we'll see. i think it would be interesting to write from his perspective bc i know a lot of people wonder about him and it was pretty fun to write the bonus part

there will be so much of wooyoung in the next chp and it will be mostly sad but he's my baby so..

also in the last couple of chapters i've completely neglected joong but thats bc he was mostly linked to yn by mingi and professor ahn so when everything went to shit between them i kinda lost how to include joong in the story BUT i think he will also appear in the next chapter.

and mingi omggggggggggg i cant wait for him to come back, he'll be so pathetic and there's nothing i love writing more than men being pathetic and grovelling so i'm excited for that!

anyways thank you for reading once again and for this lengthy message!! have a nice day

[greenpanda-djg]

reading Svsss vol 4

Reading the book for the first time online I admit I was a wee bit let down- but overall I'm not mad at svsss because I can't help but think. YEAH THAT WAS THE POINT.

When the third book ended anti-climactic. I kinda thought is that it?

So when luo Bingge [og PIDW Binghe] enters the chat and Shen Qingqiu saves him and doesn't realise that is NOT the HUSBAND-

My imagination ran away with me and I was so excited for both Sqq and Lbh going on a journey and trying to get his husband back while the OG LBH is just obnoxiously flirting with sqq then have sqq being in tense aggresive sexual tension with the OG and having that panic that the OG was Bisexual all this time and coming to grips with that, the weird mind fuck that this is NOT his husband but is but he wants his binghe his history and then fighting the OG LBH to get his husband and realising it was some dumbass wife plot but when it became anticlimactic and OG left on his scooter with tears down his face I realised yep thats it on Scum villain.

I felt like Zuko "Is that IT!?" At least we have physical books to say wether the story ended and the rest are extras believe me I was so confused. But no matter what, sqq brush with death of being with the OG ninghe and not realising? I freakin love that and wish there was more.

Oh well this will make a good fanfic one day when i get into it.

#svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingmei #bingge #OG #PIDW