#so yeah. never doing that again. haha. hahahaha. hahahaha……

[lesbiansanemi]

I hate when I’ll be complaining about some stupid bullshit a coworker does to other coworkers and half the time their response is to lower their voice and go “well…. You know…. I’m pretty sure they’re… on the spectrum, you know?” And every time I have a split second when I have to consider saying “you know I’m autistic, right?” just to make them vaguely uncomfortable for a few minutes and actually think about what they’re implying but of course I do not do that because the gratification is not worth a large sect of shitty coworkers knowing that about me and then talking about me like that every time I do something vaguely annoying or dumb but man…. It does get tempting sometimes

#like idk!!! sometimes the coworkers in question DO display some common autistic traits #but that is NEVER what is being complained about (at least not by me) so WHY are we bringing it up like that el oh el #like when I say ‘yeah I don’t like this coworker because of the shitty fucking things she did to my friend’ #the response should not be ‘well I think she’s autistic isn’t that so funny she’s so obsessive about stuffed animals it’s annoying’ #shut up shut up SHUT UP AND DIE #I don’t CARE that they talk too loud I don’t CARE that they’re bad a social cues I don’t CARE that they do ‘weird things’ #and it’s so. HFDJSJKSKSKS AAAGGHHHHH #whether they’re autistic or not MAYBE that’s not what should be getting brought up during a conversation like that when it has NOTHING to do #with it #also maybe we shouldn’t be doing shit like whispering ‘on the spectrum’ like its some awful terrible thing #just thoughts idk #and the thing is too is that even if I told these ppl I was autistic #they would 100% be the types that are like ‘oh? but you don’t ACT autistic I don’t think you are’ #like actually I got very good at masking for these reasons thnx #also you think autism = Sheldon from the Big Bang theory and nothing else #but I already learned my lesson cuz I told a coworker that I wasn’t sure about exactly twice #one of them went ‘oh THATS why you’re so dumb and don’t realize when other ppl don’t like you and take advantage of you’ #and then the other one went on a mansplaining spiel about how me being autistic was why adhd meds didnt work on me?????? #so yeah. never doing that again. haha. hahahaha. hahahaha…… #this actually happened a few days ago but it’s been Bothering me so much #I hate my fucking job…. #kaz rambles

[mistyfoxxy]

As always:

Willow flirting, but like, nonstop, Hubter it's about to explode

”Hunter!”

“Ah!” The blonde nearly jumped out of his clothes at the sudden intruder. He thought he had been alone. That everyone was out with Camila.

He turned around from his place on the couch and looked at the very pretty, confused Willow Park.

“Are you the only one here? I looked around the house but couldn’t find anyone? Did they go somewhere?” She asked, voice laced with concern and something else he couldn’t put a finger on.

“Yeah. But I thought you were with them. They went to the store.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

The two stared awkwardly at eachother for a few long seconds. Hunter felt his face heat up as the plant witch slowly started smirking. He gulped.

Willow moved one hand down the beam she had been leaning on and tapped the wood. “That couch looks kind of lonely. Care if I join?”

“Uh- yeah! Of course! Why- it’s a couch. It looks… lonely.” He tried.

She smiled and skipped down the stairs before plopping right next to him.

“Whatcha doing?”

“Oh I was reading. Nothing special. Just a book called Grim. Well it’s actually pretty interesting. It’s human fiction but like it’s about this girl who’s cursed and has to collect witches and fairies in this book to create fairytales to end it. I don’t know. But there is a really cool guy in it. I think hes actually a prince but I’m not sure yet.”

“Interesting. I’ll have to borrow that once you’re done with it.” She prompted as she leaned in a little. Bumping his arm with hers playfully.

“Heh. Yeah! Im almost-st done.” He stuttered. She scooted closer. Titan he thought he was gonna burn up. Her thigh was against his now. She was touching him. They were touching. Oh titan.

“You’re really cute when you’re bashful, you know that?”

“Cute?!”

“Oh yeah.” She smirked. She tilted her head as of to get a better look and placed a hand on his arm.

“Well.. I think you’re pretty cute too. But you’re not bashful as me of course!” He squeaked.

“Oh you do?” She asked not so innocently. Eyes widening and lips pouty.

“Well yeah. That’s a dumb question- no offense. Have you looked in a mirror? Your gorgeous.”

She gasped a little and then the smirk took its place again. Eyes softened a little though.

“So. What we’re you doing? How come you didn’t go with the others?”

“oh would you have rather me go?”

“What! No! I was- just wondering! Of course I like you with me!” He yelled defensively and she started giggling.

“I’m just kidding. I was sleeping. I like to be with you too.” She prompted.

“Oh… that’s cool.”

“Yes it is. It’s cool we feel the same way.” She prompted farther.

He looked at her confused. “What- wait. Sort of? I don’t think so though. I like you with me a lot more than just that.”

“what do you mean?” She asked with a teasing smile.

Hunter finally realized what he had said he looked away. “N-nothing.”

“Nothing?”

“Hehe. Uhm. Is the chicken ready?”

“The what?” She asked, a hand covered her mouth to keep her laughter at bay.

“I- I don’t know. Do you wanna watch a movie?”

“I wanna know what you mean, Hunter.”

“I said nothing! I mean I didn’t but you- you wouldn’t understand. I don’t even understand it. It’s complicated.” He felt like his face was on fire. How could he have let this slip. How??? And why was she getting closer??? He could barely breath now. Too close.

“Oh is it? Maybe I’ll just have to tickle it out of you!” Then the witch jumped the blonde, nocking him down on the couch and her fingers attacked his sides.

Hunter thought he couldn’t breath before. Now he thought he was gonna die! “HAHAHAHA! STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?? Haha!” He had never felt so… wired before. But he couldn’t stop laughing. He tried fighting her but he couldn’t help it. It just brought her that much closer to him.

She had joined in the laughing. Bursting out into laughter when the ex guard let out a snort. Tears running down his face as he announced, “Stop! I think I’m gonna pee on myself!”

She finally stopped and smiled down at him. His high laughter coming down to shorter quieter giggles as he smiled back at her. “What were you doing to me?” He laughed.

“The oldest note in the book. Tickling.” She answered proudly. Somehow there faces were merely inches away now. Her eyes looking at his lips now.

He gasped. Not just at how close their faces were. But she was laying on top of him right now. How in titans name did they get here. He kicked her several times at least! She didn’t feel heavy at all. Just warm and cozy. But titan he had never been this close to anyone before. He felt like he could’ve stopped working- nope too late. Already did. All thoughts on her now.

“What did you mean, Hunter?” She asked softly. Voice low, sounding so soothing and compelling. Perfect just like she was. He loved hearing her say that name. HIS name.

Titan this girl would be the death of him.

“I… I really feel strongly about you. Romantically.” He said honestly. He didn’t know how but the words came out his mouth. Something lifted off his chest. Something freeing.

She smiled softly. “I know. I just wanted to hear you say it. I like you too.”

She then leaned down and closed the gap between their lips. It felt electric. Perfect. Amazing. Sweet. He didn’t know how to describe it with one word. He felt himself lean up into the kiss. Wrapping his arms around her subconsciously, whining as she pulled her lips away from his. She smiled and kissed his nose.

“I liked that.” He stated.

She giggled. “Oh really?”

He nodded. “Can we… do that again?”

#Huntlow #sorrrrrry this is soooooo lateeeeee #Hunter noceda #willow park #flirrrttyyyyy #Love these dorks #Huntlow oneshot #my stuff #short oneshot

[moongeonight]

A punishment for you!

Summary: Nagito is receiving a punishment for a warrior of hope who suddenly discovers that he is ticklish... It will be a long punishment.

A/N: i will probably make a second part where masaru calls the other warriors of hope and well... RIP nagito. 💀

Update! Part 2 here! ➡️ A punishment for You! Part 2

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So...

how did i get to this situation?

Nagito think while he was tied in a chair with no chance to move, he could barely move his hands and feet.

And in front of him... Was Masaru, one of the warriors of hope who he served as his servant.

Nagito had prepared breakfast which were pancakes but... Apparently the children didn't like them and Masaru said that he would "punish" him for that.

"ookey let's see how this will look on you, stupid servant" masaru said who had a brush in his hand and paint on the other.

Nagito wasn't nervous, actually he was very calm, it would only take a few minutes and then it would be over, at least that's what he wanted to think.

At that moment, Masaru started to paint on Nagito's face writing things like "loser" and making cat whiskers on him.

"hahaha this will make you learn to not poison us with the breakfast" Masaru said still painting his face.

"Um-well I didn't want to poison you..."

"AGH! it's obvious that you wanted to do it! I'm punishing you for something" Masaru actually knew that he didn't want to poison them and he was just a terrible Cook, but he would look for any excuse to mess with him.

While he was painting him he wanted to paint a bit closer to his ears, so he went to that place until suddenly...

"Ahh! Hehehey- watch out!" Nagito said, laughing a little.

"Uh...? Why did you laugh...? And why the nervousness?" Masaru asked with interest.

"Um...I guess I'm a little ticklish that's all." He said still nervously, this was going to take longer than he thought.

"mmh I admit that you are brave saying that to ME and being tied up" Masaru now had a smile full of mischief and with no intention of releasing Nagito soon.

Heh this will be even more fun Masaru thought.

Masaru slowly brought the brush closer and start paint behind his ears again but this time on purpose.

"AhH! Wahait- plehehease dohohon't dohoho thahahat!" He definitely didn't expect his punishment to be like this, but he'll be fine, he can handle a little tickling right?

...

he want to believed that until Masaru added ANOTHER brush behind his ear.

"yeah! Take that servant!"

"ahH ahAhah! NohOhO! Nohohot thEhehere!" It was really bad to feel the soft brushes, despite his ear was not that ticklish, it still made him go crazy

"weeell if you say sooo" and then Masaru stopped which gave nagito a break, but it didn't last long before he moved to his neck.

"HeY! NohOhO HAHAHAHAHA!" Nagito tried to cover his neck but it was impossible.

"wehehe can tahahalk about thihihis? hahahaha!" Nagito tried to negotiate with him, he actually prefer that masaru would hit him.

"HAHA! of course not! I'm your master and I decide how to punish you... Unless of course you want me to bring the others"

Masaru's smile became quite macabre as he starts to tickle him faster, Nagito shuddered at the idea of the others would found about this...

"AH! NOHOHOHO DOHOHON'T TEHEHELL THEM! HAHAHAHA!" Knowing that he was in control of him, Masaru decided to take more advantage of the situation.

"hehe I'm going to propose you a challenge, if you stay quiet for 5 minutes I'll let you go and I won't tell anyone what happened, what do you think servant?" From what he had seen of his servant... he was incredibly ticklish, and he would never win the challenge.

Nagito on the other hand, he was still catching his breath, he knew that it would be very difficult to win that challenge but... he even had a choice?

It was accept it or that masaru called the other warriors of hope and they would gave him a group tickle attack.

I HAVE to win the challenge.

"Okay Masaru I accept the challenge" Nagito said as firmly and calmly as possible.

"HA! Perfect! Just let me bring some things" masaru left for a few minutes and came back with more brushes and also some feathers.

"Very good! The challenge begins... Now!" Masaru started to tickle his neck with a brush and a feather.

"ngh-! Mmhh!" Nagito was doing his best to not laugh and the truth was... That he was doing it very well besides some sounds he had make, his mouth was firmly closed.

"Heh, what? do you think you're rude?, don't you? Let's see if you resist... This!” He stopped using the brushes and used his hands directly on his neck.

"ahH! Nnngghh-! HahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHO" It was more than he could bear, now he had lost the challenge...

"HAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO! PLEHEHEHEASE HAHAHAHAHAHA STOHOHOP!" Nagito's face was already with a noticeable pink and he was starting to struggle to breathe.

Masaru realized this and decided to stop... For now.

"Well servant I'm going to give you a little break" Masaru said moving away from Nagito.

"uh... T-thanks for the mercy.." Nagito said clearly relieved.

"yeah enjoy the break... for now, Remember you didn't win the challenge hehe" masaru said leaving the room, he leave nagito in the middle of the room still tied up with his thoughts.

Oh men... they will have no mercy on me right?

#danganronpa #tickling #tickle fic #nagito komaeda #danganronpa tickle #masaru daimon #lee!nagito #sfw tickling community

[22degreehalo]

The more I think about it the more I'm just. obsessed with aroace Yuno!!!!

Like c'mon... 'The wanted wanting the wanter /isn't that just too perfect?' She's not doing this compensated dating because she needs the money or has any huge past trauma, there's something else attracting her: it's that normal relationships feel so fake and dishonest (meanwhile even if her clients get feelings for her, it's not her fault because she was upfront that this is a transactional thing) and with these types she can have full control of what goes on and when and where and why!!!

Which is Also making me think of. Complicated slightly fucked up Yuno+Kazui friendship.

And FIRST OF ALL I'm. very new to this fandom and haven't read Most of the drama CDs hahahaha so this is just my first impression BUT

so she approaches him early (i have no idea if any of this is canon im sso sorry this is just what I want. right now.) because guys like him are common clients (either bc they're divorced and lonely or want to feel young again or whatever) but he's just easygoing abt it but Firm No. ('I'm old enough to be your father.' 'Haha, yeah? Isn't that the point?') And genuinely doesn't seem interested which is kinda annoying but whatever.

So she kinda tries or or two approaches with him, like playing the more sexy role of her second MV, but still he's not giving Anything back At All, and honestly it's weird that she's even trying this hard? Normally it's the other way around??? Like it's not like he can even pay her in here so.

She stews a bit and wonders if she does genuinely have feelings for him finally which'd be both annoying and a relief, and honestly it just Fits that that'd be how these things go lmao that she finally has real legit feelings for a guy with no interest in her. (And Mahiru is probably super excited about it bc this is early when she's still perky and happy and wanting to push them together.)

Maybe at some point Kazui does admit that he feels lonely without someone physically there with him to touch and be close to. So Yuno finally gets him to lie in her lap or vice versa or whatever. But it feels sorta weird. And he gets a bit somber. And wonders aloud if this is what it would've been like to have a daughter.

And she just. Gets up and leaves.

She's had guys say stuff like that before. Sometimes cause they pitied her and wanted to 'save her', which was frustrating, and she'd cut them off immediately. Usually because it was some kinda fucked-up incest roleplay, which she enjoyed; more than most roleplays, actually. The sweet lovey-dovey rps are okay but kinda false and make her feel weirdly guilty; the more messed up ones, she can relax in. Fucked up familial relationships, fucked up romantic relationships: what's the difference?

But Kazui actually meant it. No ulterior sexual or compassionate motives.

She apologises later saying that it's because they never hashed out their red flags or what the scene would be about, but she's the professional here and she didn't make sure that happened so it's her bad. And he just seems to accept that, and says he doesn't want to overstep her boundaries. And seems to mean it.

There's some commonality between them. A willingness to hold themselves back. To not talk about things that people don't want to talk about. This dance of fake affection, until it's impossible to tell what one's true feelings are anymore.

She likes having her relationships set out in clear words, without the actual emotional honesty of having to delve into her own psyche. But now she sort of wants to share things with him, and she has no idea what to do with that. And on his side, he senses some similar circumstances between them, but he still isn't yet able to be honest about what he knows about himself deep down. But maybe if he was, he could talk to her.

There's some talk abt sex among the prisoners. These two are expected to have the most experience, but she's kinda like 'sex is okay. It feels good and it's a means to an end.' And he's weirdly mysterious about it all but claims that his perspective is closest to hers, which confuses everyone else.

And............somehow from that they end up being able to have a conversation about Not Wanting What Society Wants You To Want and the weird relationships you have with all that and the ways you do or don't get what you Actually want, an d it's all very good and meaningful but idk I haven't thought that far yet hahahaha that's as far as I got before I had to type it all up :')))

#milgram #aromantic Yuno

[carpenoctemnyx]

Every single little moment in NPMD in order that just scratches my brain in the best way. I mean tbh the whole show does, but these moments are what the tism is grasping onto.

(WARNING: Its a LOT of moments, so theyre all under the cut since the post is so fuckin long)

"And I can survive it for only so long"(all of them)

The "im so fucking dead" from the ensemble during steph and pete's convo

"'CHEATER!!' 'OH GOD BUTT OUT CHASITY!!'"

"My melody! My melody! My melody"

"AWOOO! AWOOO! RAWR!"

"Grace just be cool! NEVER!"

"Im so fucking dead! YEAH!!"

"No! I wanna be invisible! Then why do you come to a public school dressed in suspenders and a fuckin bow tie?"

"Sycamore? I'd rather starve to death."

"Oh my god!! YOU'RE Micro-Peter! Oh, god."

"This outfit it the tapestry of my trauma!"

"Anyone every do this? *snap* Every damn day. My titties are tenderized!"

"It's polish."

"Spankoffski! Who are you running from? Ehh."

"He's straight ahead!"

"You wont defeat his kind. Never look in the eye. He's a literal monster!"

"Everyone knows how he BANGS!"

"He roars, and we cry, hes the reason with no why. He's a literal monster! A damn literal monster!"

"It's 3rd period, Shit-lips. I gotta get to remedial algebra."

"I never intended to walk through your hallway. Ohhh well theres a difference between intent and impact."

"FUCKNUGGET!!"

"Haha YEAH! NO dumbass!"

"Ohhh sorry! Fresh out of your favorite food! I guess im just gonna have to flick it!"

"Ohhhh a two bagger? Hahahaha! Whats a two bagger?"

"Oh!! That's so sick bro! Thats so fuckin funny! PYAHHH *punch sound*"

"Get him up!! Get this fucker up!!"

"Now deposit this trash in the nearest receptacle."

"Haha haha hahaha! Spunk! You're funny."

"*appalled* carry my books!?"

"Chasity, come on! You're breakin my balls."

"You dont know me very well, do you??"

"Watch some p0rn! You'll see! Tell me im wrong dirty girl. Dont call me that!"

"My little dirty girl *that one audience member OHHH*"

"And his name is Jesus Christ!"

"Forbidden fruit, dick hole!"

"You can leave, but you wont, stay in your seat!"

max's lil dance when hes singing "better leave your hopes behind no ones gonna stop me" that leads into that lil airplane arms move

also including the dance move with kyle "you wont defeat his kind, never look in the eye"

"You can watch as i rise! I will claim what is mine!"

"Learn to multi-task!"

"Well, well. If its not my october surprise."

"Stephanie, please, I'd like to have an intelligent conversation with you. In other words, shut up."

"Hooow ominous"

"Hey that looks like my... phone. It is."

"Please daddy?"

"NOO!! *dives forward and shoves hand in the way* Did you just put your hand BETWEEN the hammer and the phone??? ...yeah..."

How... am i supposed to study withOUT LISTENING TO SPOTIFY!?!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?? YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! If only, Stephanie. If only."

"This project's on thermo-dynamics. What the fuck are you talking about?"

"God! I just want someone to touch me! Anyone, PLEASE! Jesus! Calm down Ruth."

"Somebody walks to the office with Stephanie LauTer and suddenly he's Stefan Urquelle."

The way Richie Says peTe and uuusing you

"What was it like when she touched your arm? DID YOU CUM??? Ruth! Quit it!"

The way Richie says peTeR

"I'll never hold the real Rei and Asuka in my arms"

The way Pete says "Sorry!" To Ruth when his phone is ringing

The way Richie says TelemArkeTer

"NANI!?!?" *Ruth and Richie creeping towards Pete*

"What is she saying? What the FUCK is she saying!?"

"Oh my god!! Oh my god!! What's the matter with you guys!?"

"WEEOO WEEOO!!"

"I'm actually the smart one in the group, if you can believe that."

"Really Ruth? A star wars analogy? Need i go into why Attack On Titan is superior in EVERY possible way!?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Excuse me? Uh, not you. Just these two FUCKING nerds that wont leave me alone."

"They dont call it a cram session for nothing! Watch some p0rn! You'll see!"

"You're telling me I gotta be funny, AGAIN? I didnt do it on purpose the FIRST time!"

The way Richie says opportunity. It sounds like opportudidy

"Thats your perspective"

"Oh whoa whoa oh"

Then again im deranged"

"What if people see me as someone other than who I am"

"If i can finally be cool i will know that im not a loser!"

"I'm the ruler!"

"OHHHH! *crowd cheers* SHUT UP!"

"EUGH!! So you're a POOR piece of shit then?"

"Well im sick of your sh-sh-shit"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP JASON!!"

"I dont give a fuck what she said! I did not consent to this rendez-voos!"

"I decide if Kyle can date Brenda. *turns to Jason* The answer's still no... by the way!"

"I willed it into existence"

"Im your God. Now on your knees, bitch. It's time to say your fuckin prayers! *cuts to the Chasitys* Amen!"

"Mmm, that house. What's wrong with it? Its haunted. Everyone says so."

"DAD GROSS!!"

"Mom will you pass the butt stuff? The butter. Butter. Will you pass the butter? Eheh I just want some head and butter. BREAD! BREAD! Bread and butt sex to go with this big shaft of meat im gonna choke down. Ohhhh boy. Oh criminy!"

"And theyre flyin reaaal low today"

"Some big, dumb, sexy, sweaty, hooot, football star"

The way Grace says "Hello??" When fantasy Max is calling her name

"Im hungry, and here you are brewing up a big ol' pot of dirty girl soup *siffs aggressively* ahhhh! My favorite!"

"You call my bath water dirty girl soup? This is wrong! This is sooo wrong"

"I know!" *max rips off his jacket and the crowd screams*

"I love... to FUCK!"

The entirety of Dirty Girl Soup song but extra extra emphasis on certain parts

"Hey boo, daddy needs a little of that dirty soup"

"You're lookin all filthy like, you know its wrong i know its right"

"I'll never ever tell ya to behave i am expecting you to be-betray me"

"Ima love you all night long" including Max's lil hip thing

"Oh! Dirty dirty girl wont you sing for me wont you love me like you dont care. (all of these esp the ones with Grace)

"Hey brute"

"Its clear you never stepped in a classroom" including Grace's lil dance move here

The way Grace says School

"For shame. I am expecting you to be-behave" including Grace's lil dance move here too

"On your knees pray along, if you wanna last until dawn"

And then the dirty dirty girl section including the dance

"RAH-AHH" *hand wave thing* and the second one of this too

"Got me hungry for more. Hungry for more."

"Im a im a im a good girl x4 WHO ON OCCASSION GETS DIRTY!!"

Again cue the dirty dirty girl bit + dance

Grace's lil shaky moan thing after "poisons the air"

"Damn these wandering hands! Damn these sinful loins!"

"This is a no-moan household!"

".....I'll get the plunger...."

"Girl! That must be so embarrassing for you."

"Standing up the mayor's daughter like he's got no fucks to give? Not gonna lie. Thats really sexy."

"Oh my god! The fucking bowtie kid??"

"Hey uh... dweeb! *both Richie and Ruth respond* yeah?"

"Oh shes touching meee! Luckyyyy!"

"Its better than i even imagined" *cute lil twirl*

"And what, pray tell, may that be, Stephanie?"

"God, you suck, Grace."

"Isn't this like breaking and entering? Im not breaking anything. My dad's the realtor!" *jingles keys*

"Hacked em to bloody bits!"

"PottyPants? How about PissyPants? Im not comfortable with the plan if it involves that kind of language."

"Im not comfortable with this place. Its not structurally sound."

"Don't bully me!"

The whole Bully the Bully song but extra extra emphasis on specific parts

Grace's lil snap and spin moment

"Petey gonna jump on out" *Pete's lil move here*

Ruth saying "we're gonna cut off his nips!" And then Richie's lil shimmy move

"Ahhhhahhhh"

"Richie the whole point is that its in the dark! Well then im gonna have to shoot the whole thing in a wide, and its gonna look like shit!"

"No! We're gonna be cool beans. We're gonna keep the beans cool. We're gonna gonna keep the beans, beans the cool, keep the beans, the cool, keep the beans, bean school. Beans school? Excellent!"

"I still wanna talk.... Hello...? Hello....? Hello? Who was that? My boyfriend! Sounded like a telemarketer. Okay, my EX boyfriend."

"You're the best friend ive ever had. Oh thats sad. I think im in love with you. Okay..." *walks away*

"Am i reading as ghost, or Lin Manuel Miranda?"

"You kinda look like that homeless guy from downtown. Ohhh. But that could still work, he gets pretty scary sometimes."

Ruth's lil butt wiggle

"I mean you could just hit it and quit it, bro! Yeah... I dont want to though... You're fuckin useless pete!"

When Max walks up and burps and says "i gott piss" and this does a cute lil bouncy move

"Oh shiiiit. Wheres that creepy music comin from?"

"do it alfuckinready"

"Who's there? Maaaaax Jagermannn. WHAT!?"

"Oh shit! Oh fuck! Its a fuckin ghost!"

"Its time to stop running!" *chugs bear and smashes the can on his head and yeets it, then puts up his fists* "float over here ghost,* starts punching the air* im gonna kick your fucking ass!"

"Uhhh you cant fight me im an etheral being soooo... we'll see about that. Ima make you say boo-hoo, bitch! *charges at pete and pete runs away screaming* YESSSS I MAKE THE DEAD RUN IN FEAR!!! I AM JAGERMAAAAAN!!! I AM GOOOOD!!!! GOOO NIGHTHAWKS!!!"

*skele-ruth runs ins and does her lil scream thingy* "oh shit! Oh fuck! I didnt think there'd be a skele'en here! Im so fucking scared of skele'ens! Maybe i should just run! Where, Max?? Back home so Dad can call you a little cuck?? Can't even fight off one lousy skele'en?? No! I got not choice! Hey, Skele'en! I got a bone to pick with you, bitch!"

"It's working for me! He's sooo violent!"

Ruth's lil yelp after steph tells max to stop

"Steph we cant have a party here! This place is hella haunted!"

"It's all a prank. A trick to scare the shit out of you cuz you deserve it. What??? You're telling me you nerds put this whole thing together just for me? Wow. I though you guys hated me. But thanks. This was really great. You're not pissed? Oh! Are you kidding?? Nonono this is like THE nicest thing anyone's ever done for me."

"Ohhhh! And the skele'en. Oh. That was really special" *Max bows to Ruth*

"Look what you fuckin nerds made me do! I pissed my fucking pants! ....mission accomplished???" *Pete signaling to cut it out and Ruth and Grace behind him like wtf Richie*

"This wasnt murder! And it wasnt an accident! It was an act of God!"

"Oh yeah! Like thats gonna hold up in court! He was smote!"

Grace's snap and spin again and Richie groaning "oh nooo shes snapping again!!"

"We're gonna hack all his limbs off! Did you say hack all his limbs off?? Yeah! We're gonna hack all his limbs off!"

"You want me to films this!?!?!?!"

"Aaahhhahhhh"

"Thank god Max is gone. Wasnt he your friends?? YEAAAAHHHH but he forbade me from dating, AND he wrecked my dad's Ski-Doo. FUCK that guy."

"Good news! You passed the test?? With flying colors! Oh-ho! Aaaaaa C+"

"Ya know, this is really your C+. Oh... Steph... you can keep it. It'd really bring down my GPA."

"No, Jagerman doesnt let nerds go to footba-... huh... you know maybe i will."

"Go, go Nighthawks! We'll take the fight unto the victors go the spoils! Go, go Nighthawks! We're taking flight we are the leaders and the royals! AHH-AHH!" Including the lil bird wing flappy thing

"N! I-G! H-T! AHH-AHH! KS!"

And the dudes in the background goin "Night! Hawks! Night! Hawks! Fly!"

"Fuuuck you Clivesdale go get fucked! You're fuckin losers, and we'll kill you! Kill your ass!"

They're my bros for life!"

Richie struggling to take off the mascot costume

"Ohhh. I remember what /I/ said. Do you? You FUCKIN NERD?"

"That aint good news for you, ya bitch"

"You shouldve joined the smoke club, you nerdy prude! NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE! *cue Jon bein fuckin goated at imitating a levitation* Nerdy prudes must diiiie!"

"I want you to repeat after me. Okay... Who will pray for me? Who will pray for me? When im gone? When im gone? Until another Richie, comes along. Can you repeat that one? WHO WILL PRAY FOR MEEE WHEN IM GONNNE OR IS THIIIIS THE ETERNAL DARK WITHOUT A DAWN! Who will pray for you? Who will pray for me? When your body's gone? When my body's gone? This is the consequence for what you've done! I'M NOT A LOSER! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?! ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ. Im not a nerdy prude. Im not a loser! Of course nooot, Richiiie."

“He wasn’t sexy at all… MAMA IM CURED!!!”

“Shoot n shinola!”

“Mornin Daaaaadddy!”

“You don’t say? You don’t say! Welllll I’ll be down there in a jiffy! What did they find dad? They didn’t say!”

“Gosh! I hope it’s not termites! Haha”

“Ohhhh heck. I’m so heckin fudged!”

When the gang is getting called to the principals office and Pete just says “oh no” in like a monotone-y way

“Dont look at me! Get your hands out of your pockets! ….sorry sir….”

The reluctant “go nighthawks”

“Shut the fuck up Ruth!”

“We lost to CLIVESDALE!! FUCKIN *kicks chair* CLIVESDALE!!!”

“Yeahhh… thanks for NOTHIN!!!”

“Yes Ruth! We are fucked!”

“People tell me to die everyday!”

“Someone spilled the beans! All our cool beans!”

Again Ruth’s “Don’t bully me!!”

Pete’s lil “no” when Grace accuses him

“I’m gonna get those pigs off our backs!”

“Shock! Despair! Tragedy!"

“I’ve never known darker times, and I covered the protest live at the Hatchetfield Kennel! I am Dan Reynolds! With action news, week days at 10pm.”

And down down down down, who’s swinging the hatchet now in hatchet town! Someone’s got their hands on the hatchet handle. Swingin on the youth it’s a hatchet scandal. Careful or your folks will end up a cannibals plate. It ain’t great! You’re better on the run than you are hiding, suddenly this quiet town’s exciting.”

“I heard that their brains were soup, their intestines cut in two. So it’s gotta be Donna! What??? Yeah it’s gotta be Donna! DAAAAN!?!?!”

“I certainly don’t LOVE killing”

“Barry’s on the loose and he’s got a gun, and he’s got a motive to kill. IM IN A HURRY!!!”

“Get your hands off me!!!”

“Careful or your kids will end up on Charlie’s plate. Excuse me?? He just ate! How dare you!”

“Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill, but we’re singing still!!”

And now THIS PART. The ENTIRETY OF BRYCE CHARLES’ SOLO. It’s fucking transcendent!!!

“Until GERALD! went on his murder spreeeee! I KNEW IT WAS GERALD!! Linda, call my lawyer. Let’s kill him!!”

“Can I shit or will I drown??”

“Ohhhh barbecue monologues, eh? I saw that in New York. Really? How was it? Fuckin ✨transcendent✨”

Joey's whole monologue thing here but extra emphasis on “Every Kah-bob”

“I wanna remember who I am….”

Trevor’s “My barbecue!”

*ruth throws hands up* “I guess!”

“Betcha I could do it! Betcha I could!”

“in my dream, it’s MY barbecue!” *ruth’s little arm wave thing*

“How can something be medium AND well?”

“All of the trappings of the well to-do!”

“And life is fine, if only it were mine.”

“Judge me!”

“And the world’s a stage, when you’re middle of age.”

“It’s well done on the outside, not within! OOOH!”

“Oh ohhh just for once! Just for once! Just for oooooonce!”

Ruth’s cute lil tap dance move

“I used to dance. I used to dance”

“Oh nooo my anxiety *gags* I’m gonna hurl!”

“I believe your next line is AAAAHHHH”

“Project Ruth! They can’t hear you in the back row! Ow, my butt! You’re splitting me in two!”

Max slowly putting the “underwear” over Ruth’s head and then petting her

“Take a bow, bitch!”

The theater director’s dramatic screaming

“No nonono! You can’t do this to me okay?? This isn’t my fault! This isn’t my plan! Woah woah woah who’s place was it Grace? IT WAS GODS PLAN!! And now he’s leaving me out to dry! DO SOMETHING YOU SON OF A BITCH!!”

“Don’t! FOLLOW ME!”

“And he gives me his numberrrr! Very smooth!”

“EXCUSE ME! *audience screaming* I have been waiting for what feels like five fucking years and I STILL have not received my goddamn hot chocolate! Sorryy sir *deadpans fake spitting* here you go. …thank you….”

“MY dad sells women’s shoes!”

“Don’t spin this back on meee”

“Because you’re crazy about me. …..WHAT!?”

“On the first date, Steph? Have some respect for yourself!”

“If I loved you, you would know it. If I loved you, I would show it. If I love you like you should be loved. If I loved you like I’m capable of. If you were the one I’m thinking of, woah ohhh, oh babe I’d let you know”

“Wake me up when you turn eighteeeeen”

“LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!” *shove*

“Did they buy it? Ha!”

“Gimme a cup of hot water, and make it strong!”

“Does your phone plan cover calls to hell?”

“She’s bisexual and dead! Where else would she be??”

*whips out gun* “JUST COOL YOUR BEANS, STEPH! Just cool em right the heck down!”

“Shut the front door, spankoffski!”

“SIR! DOOOO NOT APPROACH ME! GET YOU HANDS OUTTA YOUR POCKETS! PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN! HE’S GOING FOR A GUN!! *runs at paul*”

Pete’s “HOLY SHIT!!” When officer bailey rushes at Paul

“STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!” *cue Emma screaming*

“You ruined our lives Grace!! I knowwww *sobbing* I just haven’t been thinking clearly lately. All I wanted was to be a regular girl, with no sexual desire, until she was safely married. I never asked for this tickle in my mommy spot. I’ve done so many terrible things, like touching myself and lying to the police. …..and dismembering a body….. well… we all did that, so…. But I called god a son of a b-word. Who am I!?!? *more sobbing* ohh.. it’s alright Grace. Don’t comfort her. She’s fuckin weird.”

“Stephanie, please. I’ve been bugging your phone since you were 12.”

“I don’t give a shit who you kill, but you just HAD to go and do it in that house, didn’t you?”

“A book??”

“You mean… satan? Oh no… they’re much worse.”

“K-yuck, k-yuck, k-fuck!”

*head gets thrown on stage* *collective screams* “Damn you miss tessburger! You were worthless!”

“Nerdy Prudes must die. That’s not me! I’m an elected official!”

“I can buy you beer!”

“I hate politics! It’s for NERDS!”

“Pete get behind me! I’ve got a gun! Steph, it’s a ghost… I don’t think that’s gonna do any good…. On the ground, bitch! I’m a cop!”

“Heck! Heck no!”

“Are you a woman of faith? Catholic. I’ll take that as a no.”

“He’s right there! WHAT THE FUCK!?”

“Pete, is she okay? Can you feel a pulse? I have no idea what I’m doing.”

The entirety of the summoning scene. It’s my favoritest part of the whole show.

Extra extra emphasis on “we don’t give a shit about your phone!”

Max’s slow mo run beat boxing to stop the bullet

“So you do know the Bible”

Grace taking her hair down and shaking it out

“Grace what are you doing?? SHUT YOUR FUCKING FART HOLE SPANKOFFSKI!! I wanna hear this! As you were saying Grace….”

“Brewin a pot of dirty girl soup, just for you! What?? Uhh, It’s what you call my bath water in my sexual fantasies. *GASP* that’s nastyyy….. I like it.”

“What… the fuck… is happening right now!?!?”

“GRRRR! I’ll be right back!”

The background dialogue of Grace and Max and then Peter saying “holy cow they’re doin it! Grace is having sex with a fucking ghost!”

Grace sauntering out and smoking a cigarette and saying “wooow I needed that” and then max being baby girl and swinging his legs in the air and saying “where you goin? Don’t you wanna cuddle a little bit?”

“I paid the price, now fuck off” *Grace twirl*

“Nonooooooowwwhatever! It was fuckin worth it!”

“What the fuck you just say to me!?!?”

“Mom said it would help me make friends. Boy was she wrong.”

“Liek eye dew”

“That was… absolutely disgusting!!”

Graces evil laugh “the souls of the pervs make me strong” more evil laughter

“DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE! DIRTY DUDES MUST DIIIIEEE!!”

“RUN YOU LITTLE BITCH”

“Darkness will spare my soul”

“Run dudes. RUN”

#some of these have become new echolalia/echologia phrases in my arsenal of random shit i say/think all the damn time #yes I did sit here and watch the whole show adding stuff as I went #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[haru-s-afterlife]

[KR Translation] AfterL!fe Event Story

♡Warning!♡ This post contains the unreleased personal story from AfterL!fe.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡I'm ready for you! Valentine

‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧From Chapter 1 - 2 ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵

◛ Preview: Ghilley who was secretly preparing chocolate for the manager ahead of Valentine's Day runs into Noah in the kitchen. The two quietly start making chocolate but eventually get caught by other Soul Reapers. Will they be able to outrun the reapers' endless pursuit and deliver the chocolate safely to the manager?

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◛ Chapter 1 : Should we do it together?

Ghilley: "Hmm."

*Sneak*

Ghilley: "Well, no one is going to be in the kitchen at this hour."

Ghilley: "Then, let's get started."

Ghilley: "First step is...."Boil the whipped cream." Hmm the whipped cream....whipped cream."

*Crushing noise*

Ghilley: "..."

Ghilley: "Who is there?"

Noah: "Uh..."

Ghilley: "..."

Noah: "Hi...Ghilley."

Ghilley: "I was wondering who it was, so it was Noah. Since when have you been there?"

Noah: "Um...from the start?"

Ghilley: "..."

Noah: "..."

Ghilley: "Fufufu...that chocolate..."

Ghilley: "Hahahaha!"

*run*

Ghilley: "Everyone, gather in the kitchen! Noah-"

Noah: "Wait! Hold on!"

Ghilley: "As they say, the tame cat is usually the first one to jump on the stove."

[T/N: This is a Korean proverb. A stove is where the food is cooked and a cat jumping on it and walking around it would make the area messy and dirty. Here, "tamed" means innocent looking so it basically means that the one who looked the least threatening could be the one to do something foul behind your back.]

Ghilley: "It is against the rules to make chocolate right before Valentine's Day."

Noah: "Hahaha. Against the rules? But it's just a chocolate though? I never said I would give it to anyone though?"

Ghilley: "If it isn't for the Mistress, then you wouldn't have come in so sneakily like earlier."

Noah: "Um..."

Ghilley: "Noah, have you forgotten our alliance?"

Noah: "Alliance?"

Ghilley: "It's no use pretending you don't know."

Ghilley: "Didn't we agree on 'No Chocolate'! You have now broken everyone's tacit rules!"

Noah: "Um, but didn't Ghilley too break it?"

Ghilley: "..."

Noah: "Boiling fresh cream, you're making homemade chocolate, aren't you?"

Ghilley: "This is why I don't like quick-witted people."

Noah: "So it's not just a problem with eyes...."

Ghilley: "Alright then. More than this, let's stay together until the chocolate is done."

Noah: "Good luck."

◛ Chapter 2 : Reason for avoiding

*Blast*

Noah: "Cough cough...! Ugh...! Again...!"

Ghilley: "Fufufu...! Ahahaha!"

Ghilley: "If you try to make it like fried rice, you'll never finish the chocolate, Noah."

Ghilley: (I thought he would be good at making chocolate because he sounded experienced about whipped cream but this is unexpected. Fufufu...)

Ghilley: "It's my victory."

Noah: "?! We were competing?"

Ghilley: "Oh my, stop saying it like you're not aware of it."

Noah: "What kind of chocolate did you make-"

Noah: "!? A statue?!"

Ghilley: "How is it? My chocolate statue that resembles Mistress' figure!"

Noah: "Is this really made from just the ingredients in the refrigerator?"

Ghilley: "Correct."

Noah: "But how can it be possible to make such gigantic statue?"

Ghilley: "Fufufu!!! Ahahaha!!!!"

Ghilley: "...."

Ghilley: "Are you holding back something?"

Noah: "Ahaha....."

Noah: "Yeah right, this is awesome....manager will be impressed too."

Ghilley: "...this is not fun."

Noah: "?"

Ghilley: "I'll show you how to boil."

Noah: "Really? Thanks!"

Ghilley: "Smiling like that doesn't work on me."

*Crackle Crackle*

Noah: "Haha."

Ghilley: "Why are you laughing?"

Noah: "When I think about it, it's funny."

Ghilley: "?"

Noah: "I'm making chocolate with the reaper who came to pick me up."

Noah: "I'm probably the only person in the world who has this kind of experience."

Ghilley: "....Accurate."

Noah: "Sometimes I wonder if the Soul Reaper that I saw for the first time is really you. Of course in a good way-"

Ghilley: "I don't know why you're suddenly bringing this up."

Noah: "Maybe it's because you've been avoiding me for so long?"

Noah: "I....what you said, I really appreciate it."

Noah: "So I thought we could get to know each other better....is it just me with this thought?"

Ghilley: "..."

Ghilley: "It was same with Nine but....Noah is the person I met as someone who became a soul reaper."

Noah: "?"

Ghilley: "I don't really have a good relation with people from past life."

Noah: "Ah...."

Noah: (So it's like some jinx or trauma...?)

Ghilley: "Now just for a little bit...."

*ssk-*

Noah: (When did he get that far away?!)

Ghilley: "Would you like to observe....."

Noah: "Understood so don't walk away after saying that. Feels like I'm hurt somehow."

Ghilley: "Fufufu, it's not like I'm gone far away. I just did my part and left...."

Ghilley: "Now let's pour the chocolate into the mold and let it harden."

Noah: "Ah, thanks."

Noah: "Also hey ghilley, what if I become a challenge to overcome? I don't think I'll have any resentment for you."

Ghilley: "Such active side of yours gets a point but before that, you have hardships to overcome."

Noah: "Hardships?"

Noah: (Wait, this is...)

Ghilley: "Prepare to escape!"

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Chapter 3-5 is now out, here !

Also I know I returned after so long, i'm sorry.

#afterl!fe #afterl!fe the sacred kaleidoscope #afterl!fe noah #after l!fe #afterl!fe ghilley #ghilley zedekaian #after l!fe noah #after l!fe ghilley #afterl!fe translation

[theleetoalerandalertoalee]

Day 11 - Squeal

Diona x Klee

THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL PLEASE THESE ARE CHILDREN

Enjoy^^

“Diona~! I’m here, hehe! I just came back from fish blasting in Cider Lake, but don’t tell Master Jean!”

“Ah,” the Cat’s Tail bartender steps out from behind the bar, “what’d you catch?”

“Some bass and some tuna, want some?”

“‘Course I do, so do the others. Chop, chop, pass ‘em out already.”

“Yes, then we can go play?”

“Heh, of course, we can.”

“Yay!”

The spark knight frolics around the tavern, passing out the fish to the cats.

“Good,” says Diona, “that’s all of ‘em.”

“Now, let’s go!”

Klee takes Diona by the hand, but Diona doesn’t resist- she knows that Klee will never mean her any harm.

“Starfell Lake? Is this where you fish- I mean, fish blast?”

“Yes, hehe! My favorite spot!”

Klee pats the ground next to her, sitting down beside the lake.”

“Mm…I don’t like getting wet.”

“Oh? Why?”

“It’s…a long story.”

“I wanna hear it, hehe!”

“It’s not a happy story, Klee.”

“Oh…well,” Klee pauses to think for a moment, “maybe not at the time of the story…but now we can change it, can’t we? That’s what Master Jean says.”

“Hm, I suppose so.”

“So…can I hear it, now?”

“Okay, but, you can’t tell anyone, you hear?”

“I pinky promise- oh! Is it okay if Dodoco is here?”

“Ah, heh, sure.”

“Yay~!”

“A while ago, back when I had to travel with my father…there was a really bad rainstorm. The skies were so dark and the ground so muddy that we didn’t even know where we were going…or if we were moving at all. My father fell and hit his head on a rock, really hard. I panicked and tried to bandage him up but everything was soaked- I couldn’t find a safe place to shelter him in. Wet, wet, wet, everything was wet! Some hunters heard me crying and they took us to a small hut nearby. My dad recovered, but ever since then he turned to alcohol to help with the physical pain…now I think it’s an excuse to cover up for mental pain. Tsk, that blasted drunkard.”

“Oh…well, I’m happy that his head is better!”

“Yes…he is, too- I think.”

“Why are you not happy?”

“Ah, it’s nothing…”

“Klee can help! Kaeya taught me!”

“Oh? What is it-?”

“Hehe, tickles~!”

Klee rapidly pokes Diona, but her childish excitement puts a bit too much power into it, slightly hurting Diona.

Diona laughs softly, not wanting Klee to feel sad.

“Oh, yeah? Well, take this, pew pew~!”

Diona pokes Klee back and the spark knight squeals, “eep-! Hahahahaha- eeee!”

“Hehe, this is the Diona Special!”

Diona’s tail straightens with a slight curve at the tip with her ears focused on Klee's bubbly voice.

“Hehehehe- hahaha! Hi-yah!” Klee pokes Diona back and the two start giggling uncontrollably.

“Ohoho~ sneaky! I like it! Hahahaha!”

The two continue their playful battle, giggling and squealing loud enough to drive the nearby boars away.

Diona wasn’t happy, Klee was right; and the spark knight was correct about something else, as well. Even though the past wasn’t very happy, what happens in the present can change that.

Diona surrenders, ending the cycle of pokey onslaughts, “hehe, thanks for being my friend, Klee.”

“No problem! I like being your friend, too- and so does Dodoco!”

“Do, um,” Diona looks away, clearing her throat, “do you want to um…do this again sometime? Just like- y’know, relaxing here…away from the city?”

Klee bounces with anticipation of their next meeting, “yes~!”

“Haha, good, very good.”

Maybe turning the alcohol industry into ashes and rubble is meant for another day…

#tickle content #tickle thoughts #tickle scenarios #tickle tickle #tword community #tword post #tword blog #sfw twords #tickle fic #genshin impact tickling #genshin diona #diona kätzlein #spark knight klee #genshin klee #klee genshin impact #klee #tickletober #tickletober prompts #tickletober2023 #tickletober 2023 #tickletober prompt list

[cyb3r-st4t]

Myx all Canon-Canons

Get it… because he’s an oc?… hahahaha!!!!

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Regular:

• He’s ambidextrous, and often struggles doing activities that involve dominant limbs because he can’t really figure out whether left or right is fully comfortable.

• He has a stutter!! This is because of his lack of speech over all, the boy does not speak very often; when he does, he struggles just a wee bit.

• Despite having amazing balance… he’s still a little clumsy.

• His eyes glow in the dark!

• Despite his struggle to speak sometimes, he does tend to ramble about topics he’s knowledgeable about. He tends to get really winded when he rambles too due to not taking many breaths in between phrases.

• He uses his hair as a way to not make eye contact with anyone as it’s usually in his face in some way. Everyone tells him to tie it back when he visits though.

• He has some pretty sharp canines and gets really nervous when people point them out, haha <3

• He has a habit of humming.

• Piano fingers ong.

• His nails are usually kept longer! They grow super fast and keeping up with them gets tiring to him.

• You know how in shows, when characters are thinking, they kinda just stare for a solid like three minutes while the audience gets a play through of their thoughts? Yeah, he does that. He struggles to gather his thoughts so much that simply thinking takes a while. He buffers.

• He’s not very outwardly sensitive, he keeps his emotions locked away in his head until he finds himself in what he feels is a safe enough space for him to express those feelings. The first person he has ever cried in front of after his mentors passing was Tighnari!

• He’s sorta naturally a little shaky. If he holds his hands out, he can’t really hold them still.

• He cries when he gets really mad.

• His favorite bug is a butterfly.

• He only writes in cursive.

• His eyes a super sensitive, he usually sneezes under sunlight.

• He’s so ridiculously gentle that when people find out he holds a vision and uses it, he usually gets shocked reactions.

• He finds it difficult to say sorry sometimes! It’s not that he doesn’t think he should, he just gets an overwhelming amount of anxiety in situations like that to the point where he freezes up and struggles to get out of those spells. It’s suspected to be a trauma response, but he can’t really remember what it could have stemmed from. He does say sorry, it just takes a bit.

• His joints pop a lot, it doesn’t hurt him, they just pop.

Grrrr…:

• His appetite is really weird, most days he’s a lot hungrier than others. Despite knowing this, he still struggles to recognize it and work with it. He tries to stick to an eating schedule in hopes that his appetite will just sort of return to normal, but it never does.

• His stomach is so noisy, especially when he’s hungry. It’s not necessarily loud, but it’s not quiet either. It can be covered up while two people are talking if he’s hugging his torso… but only if those two people continue talking, y’know?

• He is so bad at telling people things like his favorite food or like what he normally eats, he just gets so embarrassed when he talks about food. Tighnari about lost his damn mind when Myx was under his care.

• When he’s hungry, he experiences pretty bad hunger pangs; this happens at any given point, not only when he waits for too long before eating again. He’s usually good at hiding it, but sometimes it gets so bad that he doubles over a bit </3

• His stomach is extremely sensitive to touch in general from other people specifically, so if someone rubs or simply touches his stomach, he usually flinches in some way whether that be because of surprise or pain. It’s like a nervous thing for him or something.

• He wears a poncho, so he uses that to his advantage when he needs to hug his torso or rub his tummy </3

• He gets really quiet when he’s hungry, he’s already really quiet, but I mean he like shuts down so bad. Especially if it’s been a little bit.

• He never eats his fill, and almost refuses to. There’s always someone that needs it more than he does in his head.

Bleh…:

• Going hungry for too long makes him really nauseous, when it gets to that point, it’s really hard to convince him to eat anything.

• He has a fear of throwing up and others throwing up as well— so when he’s sick he shakes really bad and when other people are sick he either: 1) freezes up, or 2) also gets sick.

• He really does try to hide when he doesn’t feel well, but when you look at him you can just tell.

• His body gives him one singular second of a warning before he throws up. There’s no running to the bathroom, he breathes and it’s too late.

• He’s a sufferer of the sick shakiness </3

• He can’t ever get himself to sleep when he’s sick, he just sits there and prays.

• He’s always so emotional when he’s sick, it’s mostly just because he’s scared of throwing up and because he absolutely hates feeling that way.

• He’s really gullible when he’s sick. You could tell him pigs can fly and he would be like “they can?”

• His stomach is also really noisy when he’s sick, but it’s only really when he’s laying down that it gets vocal.

• He doesn’t know his limits and refuses to pay attention to that stuff… which makes him very likely to get sick.

Phew…:

• He gets full super quick, and his petite figure doesn’t help in hiding that fact.

• Fullness is something he doesn’t really… enjoy? Feeling? Like obviously he enjoys being comfortably full, but the second he’s even a little uncomfortable he hates it here.

• He doesn’t eat his fill.. like.. ever.. so when he does he feels almost guilty.

• He doesn’t sleep well with a full tummy, but he’s always tired with a full tummy </3

• This is the only state his stomach is actually quite in is when he’s full… and that’s not very often.

• That poncho comes in handy, especially when his arms are crossed.

• The uncomfortable feeling He gets from being too full often makes him super sick, so there’s times where he just eats so much that he’s like “yeah no, I’m stopping there.”

Digging Deeper…:

• Because he doesn’t really know his limits, he’s unfortunately been known to collapse due to exhaustion or because of how poorly he takes care of himself.

• He has a lot of repressed trauma that his brain refuses to remember the actual actions of, but also refuses to completely forget. He’s extremely prone to panic attacks when it comes to fires, large bodies of water, churches and chapels, and anything medical.

• He doesn’t listen to his gut. Ever. That gut feeling is always right and he doesn’t ever do anything about it.

• His stomach starts hurting when he feels strong emotions, and this goes for all the emotions you can feel quite honestly, this is due to how strong his empathy is.

• He’s a huge worrier. Oh. My. Gosh. This makes him such a big hypocrite because the second you do something he does he’s like “hey, are you alright?” and proceeds to not stop thinking about it.

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#im gonna add onto this at points in time #I’ll repost it when I do #cyb.stat myx #cyb.stat headcanons #cyb.stat bleh… #cyb.stat grrrrr… #cyb.stat phew… #cyb.stat oc’s

[total-drama-brainrot]

hi i just downloaded yhis app so i am not caught up with the ophe lore and idk whats going on but!! have you watched disventure camp? because i totally wouldnt want to ramble about it in ur inbox hahahaha what do you mean????? definitely not haha. ha..........

if someones already asked somrthing like this im going to be incredibly embarased but err uhh!!! yeah!!!!

waves and walks away to never be seen again... gets consumed by the darkness...

Giggling over the concept of "Ophe lore" right now 🤭

I haven't seen Disadventure Camp, but I'm aware of it's existance at the very least! I probably wouldn't have much to say on it if you do want to ramble in my inbox about it- since I'm terrible at actually watching the shows on my List- but feel free to anyway!

#actually tickled over the concept of me becoming “lore” worthy. like i'm a character from a novel series. #ophe rambling #replies

[guessimatarotgirlienow]

Also I know this isn’t a gossip blog but it’s related to your last reading; I do think Harry has looked more solemn since the pandemic/early 2021, I’ve always thought maybe it was after the first Grammy win he finally achieved a huge goal and got a bit stuck with what was next. And then if we’re being honest the next couple years whilst he had some huge achievements, public perception did falter on him hugely especially during the Olivia saga; I see him as someone that cares a lot about what people think of him and this would have affected him, and maybe this sounds crazy but I always got the idea he didn’t 100% want to do DWD; he never spoke about it with much passion compared to My Policeman (could your cards see if there’s any truth to my mad 12am thoughts? haha)

The stalker and mugging incidents I imagine also had a huge impact on him and made him far more guarded, shown in the way he only really accepts fan photos if they seem genuine and talk to him first and won’t expose his location. If it’s not too sensitive could you please maybe do a reading see how he feels about that too having to deal with it all over again?

But also on a lighter note my resting face I look like a bitch so I don’t think he has to walk round smiling 24/7 but it would be nice to see it offstage just sometimes, that’s why the football photos were so well received I think because it was refreshing.

Nonny I was so eager to answer this that I started it before I had my deck handy and it got lost in drafts. Sorry!

Oh this is a good theory. Success like a Grammy can often leave people feeling a lot more negative emotions- alone, like you’ve peaked, etc.

and then for that to be followed by some drama filled failures (more or less) in his acting career

But also Hahahaha yeah could just be a rbf!!

As for security concerns….

EIGHT OF SWORDS this card is literally you are paralyzed by your own anxiety….I mean look at it:

#harry styles #tarot reading

[fanficwriter284]

Hi fan!!!!! I'm sorry to bother you, but can you please write a fanfiction about playful Tiffany? I don't know what's wrong with me, but I just need it. 😅 Hope you are doing well!!!

Heyyy!!! And don’t worry!! You’re never a bother! I love it when people send asks in!!!! You have no idea how happy it makes me! And of course!!!! Sorry for the late response!!! And I’m doing alright! Hope you’re doing well too!!!

Chucky had been staring at his wife. She had been acting…off. She was must have woken up on the extremely cheerful side of the bed that morning. She seemed very bubbles with an infectious smile spread from cheek to cheek. Her joyful nature off putting in his sapphires.

“Babe…you ok?”

She gave a vigorous nod, her locks bouncing as she did so. She pinched his freckled cheek, and tickled his ribs, causing the redhead to squirm, chuckling like a hyena. Her smile now spread to his lips as she pressed her to his, feeling the red smile at the tender kiss. Once pulling away she dug her nails into his mane combing his locks into a mohawk style. Chucky didn’t object, still giggling as she continued to tickle his sides.

“I forgot how cute you are Sweetface”

“The hell? hehehe I heheh I ain’t cute hehe”

“Sure you are”

She lightly pinched his cheek again, as she tucked a stand of his hair behind his ear. Her husband had been making a faint humming sound as she did so almost if he were a cat purring in her lap.

“Someone’s ticklish I see”

“Hahahaha Tiff! Tiff! Haha hehehe Tiff! I hahaha surrender hehehehe babe Jesus! hahahaha hehehe”

“Haha! Come on Sweetface!”

She held her husband tighter in her grasp as she tickled. Eventually she stopped and allowed him to rest, from his continuous laughter. She relaxed him and stood doing a quick stretch as she watch her husband compose himself and stand up. Only for him to get a face full of blonde hair flipped into his face.

“Haha what the hell Tiff? That was rude I’d like ya to know. Get those manners checked”

The blonde gave a mischievous grin and playfully shove him to the couch and bolted to their room. Chucky had been confused for a brief moment till he saw his wife run upstairs, and recognized this as a game of chase. Once this realization hit him to took of bolting up the stairs nearly falling twice. He could hear her sly giggles as she ran down the hallway as she could hear her husband chase after her.

“Get your ass over here blondie” he cackled nearly slipping again, trying to catch his breath still winded from the tickle attack.

“Haha!”

She managed to turn the corner and hide watching her husband looking for her. She covered her mouth to muffled her breathing and grabbed a bedsheet ready to jump him.

“GOTCHA”

“AHHH CHUCKY HAHA”

The redhead had tackled his wife onto the bed and playfully wrestled her one the bed, the covers and pillows flying everywhere.

“You wanna tickle me??!! Bitch this is payback”

“HAHAHAHAHA”

“HAHA”

“OK HAHA OK HAHA YOU WINNNNN”

“Yeah that’s what I thought”

Before the redhead could celebrate his small victory, he felt something wack the back of his head. It wasn’t hard but rather soft and unexpected. He saw his wife holding a pillow, with her emerald eyes glowing at her childish act. Chucky gave a playful shocked expression, placing a dramatic hand on his chest with a fake gasp.

“How dare you”

“Whatcha gonna do about it Reinhardt?”

“This!”

Chucky swung his own pillow at her causing the blonde to fall backward into the bed.

“Chucky Haha”

“Karmas a bitch! Ain’t it Tiff hahah!”

“HAHA”

#Chiffany #Chucky #Tiffany #Charles Lee Ray #tiffany valentine #chucky x tiffany

[wheredidmyheadgoing]

Day four

First

Previous/

Only two days left until the party...

-He hates you.

Of course he does. He knew it. He hated him too! He hated him very much, but...

Why did this have to happen...?

- We liked each other... - He whispered quietly - I annoyed him, but he stayed with me. When I was sick--

- YOU HAVE TO GET UP.

He fell silent, lowering his gaze to the floor.

- You can get out this time, but you have to hurry.

- I know. I'm sorry - He sighed, getting up from the ground, but before moving ahead, he looked around carefully.

It seemed safe...

Now he wasn't going to look back. He grabbed the golden plushie and ran toward the door.

He succeeded.

All that remained was to go home.

It was getting to 1 pm. In summer, it was just about this time that it got cool enough to leave the house and warm enough to play outside freely.

And that meant MANY more kids he wouldn't want to meet.

Still, he decided to focus on the road. It seemed that he wouldn't have much of a problem with that...the only reactions to his presence were interrupted conversations and unwelcome glances. No problem, he managed to get used to it. Although, guess some boy outside the pizzeria tried to talk to him?...Anyway, irrelevant. It was probably something dorky.

When he reached the end of the street he relaxed a little. In a while he would reach the house and then he could...well, actually he didn't know what he would do.

Actually, whatever. The important thing was to get out of there.

He calmed down a little, but immediately tensed up again when he felt someone's hand on his shoulder.

When he turned around, he saw a familiar girl with shock of red hair, styled as usual into those idiotic stiff ponytails.

- Well hello there, E--

- Fuck off, Kasey - He growled. She just smiled wider.

- Oooh, tough guy! - A tall boy with a darker complexion emerged from the corner - Is it nice to talk like that at your age?

- This is Evan, I told you about him - The girl crossed her arms.

- So you're the one always hiding under the table and crying? - He laughed - What a child.

- He believes that animatronics come to life at night - She added - Better watch out! I heard that if they kill you, they will hide your body and no one will find it...pfff, are you crying?

- Fuck you all! - He pushed the girl away from him and started to walk avay quickly.

-Cool bumpkin - He heard behind his back - No wonder no one wants to be friends with him.

He clenched his fists. A bumpkin? Yeah, right. It's not at all that it's all the others' fault.

He's just too smart for them.

- Are you going to the party? Everyone is going to the party! - A boy sneered, running past him - Oh wait you have to go! It's YOUR birthday! Haha!

A bunch of idiots.

Besides, he had friends. And as many as four. They would never laugh at him. They will always believe him. They...

They will never leave him...

It's not him who make that happens. It's not his fault. It will NEVER be his fault.

If only someone would understand...

-Be careful.

Wait, he entered the house already? He didn't even notice it...was he wondering again? What time was it? Should he--

-Boo.

He screamed, feeling a cold hand grab his ankle. They had caught up with him. It's over...

Of course it isn't. It's just that dumbass.

-Hahahaha!!! Christ, you shit a brick! Why don't you describe it in your faggot diary?~

...Everyone is dumb.

-Tomorrow is another day.

#forgotten gift au #fnaf au #evan afton #gregory afton #fnaf afton #michael afton #crying child #fnaf 4 kids #Dang I hope I didn't make too many spelling mistakes... #My nose is literally bleeding from the allergy WHY IT'S BLOODING #fan idea #afton family #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 4

[kindan-no-kanojo]

Forbidden Voracity ☯ Dark 09

[ Dark 08 ← Previous ] [ Masterlist ]

[ Place: Cabin's room ]

—Kino is by himself, tapping on his phone—

Kino: ( … Changes, huh. )

…Yeah. We should bring signal to this place already. That’s the change I wanna see.

Offline games are too boring.

—He tosses the phone aside; then he lays flat on the bed—

Kino: … … 

… … … …

… … Ngh… 

… … … …Too silent.

—He gets up again—

Kino: ( What is taking so long? Is she still in shock? )

( I had time to take a shower and everything. )

—Knock Knock—

Kino: Ah, come in.

Yuuri: Excuse me.

Kino: Yuuri?

Yuuri: Kino… I believe you should know this.

—Later—

[ Place: Cabin’s Living room ] 

—The door slams open—

Kino: What do you mean she left!?

Yuuri: I saw her flying away not too long ago.

I figured I should inform you before making any moves.

Kino: Where did she go? Did she persuade you again!?

She did, didn’t she? 

I can’t believe this.

I’m gonna find her and—!

Yuuri: Kino. Please calm down.

Scarlett-san… she said nothing. The window was open from inside.

She went South. That is all I can be certain of.

Kino: South…?

To the Demon World? The Portal? 

…To the human world again.

Heh. 

...What a coward she turned out to be.

Yuuri: … …

Kino: Is there something else I need to know? 

Yuuri: … … I admit I was able to listen to your argument earlier, from outside. For the most part, that is.

My apologies. I know it is nothing of my concern. But…

Kino: Don’t worry about that. I expected as much, she’s quite noisy.

But it was nothing you didn’t know already.

Yuuri: I am aware.

Kino: I couldn’t allow her to keep shamelessly lying to my face like that.

It was fun while it lasted, I guess.

…but I wasted my time. Whatever. 

Not like it was meant to succeed anyway.

—Kino paces around—

Kino: Ahh, how should I end this now? I don’t know.

Yuuri: End… this?

Kino: Yeah. I guess I should end this once and for all, now.

I mean, if she’s gone, they won’t listen——

… … ...

Ah…

No. It’s worse.

Yuuri: … …?

Kino: Tch. It’s worse...

( Because that old man… )

( He knows. )

—Flashback—

Old Ghoul Man: I never thought talking back to Kino-sama and getting away with it was possible. Although if she suddenly disappears…

—Flashback ends—

Kino: ( Not like he’s living for too much longer, though. But how many more…? )

No way... 

( I can’t possibly tell them that she’s gone now. )

( … just like him, everyone will think——! ) 

Ha…

…hahahaha…

...How interesting.

Yuuri: … what is…?

Kino: I’m… trapped.

She trapped me.

Yuuri: Excuse me?

Kino: As soon as I turned around, she left...

She’s gone, but that’s not new, right? 

This always happens after all.

Oh, but guess what!

—Kino continues to pace around restlessly—

Kino: Haha! No one trusts me, so I can’t tell them anything.

Or else, they will think she disappeared because of me.

Because I killed her.

...I might as well next time I see her.

Yuuri: ... ... Kino...

Kino: … I should have seen this coming.

I knew her loose tongue was going to be problematic...

Ohhh, I’m pissed.

Even when she’s not here she continues to piss me off!

—He kicks a chair—

Yuuri: … ...

Kino. May I ask a question?

Kino: What!?

Yuuri: … …

Kino: WHAT!?

Yuuri: …Pardon me. May I know...

What does the plan you informed her entail?

Kino: Hah? Where does that come from?

Yuuri: I believe there is a step I may be missing, I cannot understand completely.

Hence, I am not of much help.

I am unaware of the technique you used to convince her to participate… or why she accepted to do so thus far.

Kino: Ah, it was easy. I simply offered influence, another kind of power.

Ghouls are always going on and on about how they want to change their lives and all that.

It worked in my favor before, but I can’t use that anymore.

Well, not on the ones remaining.

I waited long enough until I found someone unaware enough to listen... But it’s never going to be that easy, huh.

It went to her head way too fast.

Yuuri: … … Power.

I see.

Kino: Ha, you know something great? That Vampire knew a thing or two about the Ghoul captivity that works in the shadows.

Should I even believe that? I choose to, but what does that change?

Yeah, if it was true, saving them would be ideal, I guess.

But they will want to see her now. It won’t work if I do the thing myself.

They will want to know where she is... and eventually turn their backs on me again when they don’t see her, because she disappeared.

And the cycle repeats...

Yuuri: … Excuse me, what Vampire are you referring to?

Kino: Eh? You know, the one! The—...wait.

Yuuri...

Yuuri: Yes? 

Kino: Why... do you question me so much?

Not just now, but...

Yuuri: I do not.

However…

Kino: … … don’t tell me... you—

Yuuri: No.

I am not judging you.

Additionally, I have been avoiding Scarlett-san in order to keep you at peace.

But… Kino. Allow me to be honest…

You have not informed me the entirety of your procedures. 

Kino: What? Of course I did! I always do!

Yuuri: I am afraid… you always did.

That is why… I am surprised.

I cannot be an efficient assistant without all the details.

Kino: …!

This… See, this wasn’t all that big of a deal! 

Yeah, I had to get some help from you with the whole Sakamaki stuff, that was a lot to do by myself.

And it failed, anyway.

But this looked easier, I didn’t have to deal with the other sons of Karl Heinz anymore.

Ah, I should pay them a visit some time. Do you think they still hate me?

Yuuri: … … Kino.

Kino: They probably do, right?

Ahh, yeah, maybe I’ll need your advice on that one again.

Don’t worry I haven’t forgotten about you! 

I just thought I could manage this myself…

Hahaha! Yeah, seems like I can’t work without you, huh?

Who was the new King again? Maybe we could—

Yuuri: Kino…

Stop.

Kino: Huh? 

Stop…?

Yuuri, don’t worry about it!

I have everything—...

Yuuri: … under control?

Kino: Yeah...!

This is nothing. It was, maybe, like a test?

You know, to make sure... What if I could fix it? What if it wasn’t that terrible? 

What if… what if…

Yuuri: … … 

Kino: …ahhh, whatever!

It was a delusion. It’s all gone!

She’s gone! The plan is gone! I will be gone too, it’s whatever.

I’ll just leave another message, exterminate them all and that’s it.

Yuuri: Kino, please.

You should stop—

Kino: Why do you keep saying that!?

Yuuri: It’s not… going to work.

Not now.

Kino: It did before, right!?

It did, so…

Yuuri: … … …

Kino: … don’t look at me like that...

Don’t look at me with such pity!

Yuuri, not you…!

Yuuri: That is not…

… Never mind. I apologize for intruding in this way.

Kino: … Yuuri… 

Do you think this is...

Yuuri: Hm?

Kino: … Nothing. 

Nothing! 

I guess I should have known there’s no way I could make amends with Ghouls anymore.

… it is what it is.

Luckily, I still have you, Yuuri.

Yuuri: … Yes.

Kino: … right?

Yuuri: Yes.

Kino: Good.

Good...

—Kino; Monologue—

...Disappointment after disappointment after disappointment.

No matter how much I try, I always end up disappointed.

I made sure to stay unattached to avoid it this time, but...

No matter who it is, or what they do...

It always ends the same.

The Sakamaki bastards, that Komori girl, the Ghouls, Karl Heinz himself—

Yuuri... he would never tell me, but I know it well by now.

——The problem starts with me.

...It was always my fault. But I won’t try anymore.

I keep letting control slip through my fingers and disappear... I don’t have the composure I once had.

I’m tired of feeling humiliated like this.

—Monologue END—

—Tick tock—

Kino: ...anyway, I decided.

I will sleep it off and eliminate everything tomorrow.

Yuuri: …Pardon me?

Kino: You heard me. Eliminate. I will kill them all and get this over with.

Yuuri: ….Please, think about this.

Kino: What do you want me to do!?

I’ve been cornered by a Ghoul, do you think this is funny!?

I can’t do anything without it backfiring now. I hate this!

But if she thinks I’m going to let her win she’s wrong!

This ends here. I hope she rots in Hell.

Yuuri: … … Kino, please don’t make any rushed decisions.

The previous times—

Kino: The past is in the past. 

I’m done.

I even was so kind as to keep her nasty little secret.

We both did. And for what—!?

—Tap tap—

Kino: …!?

—More taps on the window—

Yuuri: ...A crow is outside.

Kino: ...It’s too late. She could have gone to speak to them.

Ha... now everyone knows where I’m located.

See why I can’t let them stay alive—!?

Yuuri: One moment.

—Yuuri opens the window and the crow gets inside; it carries something in its beak—

Kino: What are you doing!? I didn’t send any familiars.

Did you?

—Caw!

Kino: ——!?

Are you... serious…!?

—Dark 09 END—

[ Masterlist ] [ Next → Dark 10 ]

#Forbidden Voracity ☯ #Scarlett Wakahisa #Diabolik Lovers OC #.your turn to die my man 🗿 #.i love daylight kino for reasons #.and i think most reasons are here (????) #.if you read between the lines scar has little to do w this ✌🏻😔

[onyxolay]

Archie meets Kritten part 3: Bar fight

By now it had been a good three months sesne the duo had met. They had become very good friends and their days consisted of having fun in the house, planting and gardening crops, and mining. They also loved to go to places they’ve never seen before and explore as well! Over all life was great, one morning though, Archie hears a knock on his door.

A human busts through the door, startling Kritten under the covers who had just woke up. “HAHA! YOU CANT KEEP OLLIE IN THE LOONY BIN FOREVER! Damn Archie who’s that? Did you get a boyfriend while I was gone? Sweet congrats!” “Huh- Wha..?” Archie had just woke up as well, rubbing his eyes. He looks at Kritten who is blushing under the covers, still startled by the kids sudden break in. “What- Ollie- no- they are NOT my boyfriend we literally met three months ago!” “That didn’t stop you from dating that other guy!” Kritten say up and looked at Archie with a kinda sad face, “what other guy..?” He was still very tired haven just woken up. “I- just an ex of mine, and Ollie you shut up! Now what’s really you doing here?” Ollie open a trap door next to the cooler Kritten hadn’t noticed before hand. “Ha- what do ya think short stack? Hiding!” Archie rolled his eyes. “Okay okay, just be careful alright?” “Alrighty then! Bai!” “Goodbye psychopath!”.

Ollie dropped down into the hole and closed the trap door and Kritten was left confused as ever. “He-“ “yeah I know it’s consuming at first but you’ll get to know him better as time goes on! Come on let’s get our days started! HEY OLLIE YOU WANT ANYTHING???” “NAH MAN IM FINE!” “OKAY! Anyways! Eggs?” Archie smiled. Kristen smiled and giggled, “hahaha! Yes please!” Archie got to cooking the eggs as Kritten happily watched.

Later on in the day the sun started to go down and Archie decided to bring Kritten to a local bar with him. “Now listen, they will only let you in becuase You’re with me alright? Because of our size they will I.D us too make sure we’re over 21, so be careful okay?” “Mhm!” They walked into the bar and sat down at the well- bar. The bartender welcomed them both. “Hello Archie! I see you’ve brought a friend with you! Who might you be?” “I-I’m Kritten.” “Nice name! Welcome to the bar, what would you two gentleman like?” Archie held his finger up, “I’d like my usual with the chicken tenders, the honey bbq kind please!” “On it! And Kritten?” “I-I’ll have whatever he’s having.” “Great choice! Archie is a man of taste! I can tell by the way he brung you here! Haha!” Archie almost dropped his money. “THEY’RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!” Archie huffed and the bartender just laughed. “HAHAHAHA- alright then boys what tab will all that be on?” “My tab,” Archie replied. It’s Krittens first time here and he doesn’t have one.” “Okay then! Well I hope you come in more Kritten this place is great when there isn’t any fights!” “F-fights?” “Yeah,” Archie continued. “Sometimes people get to drunk and start a FI-“

Archie is immediately punched off of his chair and is picked up by a piglin. Kritten starred in fear and disbelief. “No..No fucking way you gotta be kidding me!!!” Holding Archie there was Uggub…the one person that Kritten was hoping to never see again. “HA! So YOU’RE the creature that has been giving that runt Kritten sanctuary! Say goodbye to your little boyfriend Kritten becuase you’re coming with me weather you like it or not!” Uggub punched Archie squarer in the face and all Archie could do was bite him till he got off of him. “NO! IM NOT GOING WITH YOU BACK TO THE NETHER WITH YOU! AND GET OFF OF MY FRIEND!“ Kritten gets Involved and runs to Uggub, hitting him with his golden axe. Uggub throws Kritten to the side and continues to beat up Archie. A few others got involved to try and break it up or beat up Uggub, nobody succeeded in stopping the fight until the bartender came out and saw what was happening.

“HEY HEY HEY BREAK IT UP! BREKA IT UP! YOU. PIGLIN BRUTE GET OUT!!!” “What-?” “GET OUT! I DONT EVER WANNA SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!” Uggub ran out and Kritten immediately got on his knees to check on Archie who was almost passed out on the floor. Archie try’s to sit up only for his head to fall on Krittens lap. “Oh my- Archie are you okay…?!” “Y-Yeha man who- who the hell was that..?” “That’s sad Uggub…I’m so sorry I didn’t know he’d be here..!” Kritten is nearly in tears and Archie reached to to rub his cheek. “There there now buddy it’s not your fault…” the bartender walks up to them, “Are you two okay? Would you still like your food and drinks?” Kritten replies: “I-I’d like mine yes- What about you Archie?” “Sure..” “okay then. You need to rest so I’ll just get you some wa-“ “No! I want my usual drink!” “Okay damn-“

As Kritten and Archie sit at a booth finishing their food Kritten holds Archies hand and looks at him. “Hey there Archie you feeling any better?” “Ugh..sort of~” Archies head fell on Krittens shoulder. “Ohh boy, you surely are drunk aren’t you?” Oh yeah~ heheheeheheheeee~!” Archie purred and scooted closer to Kritten, putting his arm around his waist. Kritten flinched for a second before sorta melting into it. He calmed down and let Archie hold him there. “So sweetie~ how we doin tonight~?” Archie I closer to Krittens face. Kritten scoots back a little bit away from Archie blushing, not sure what to do. “I must say…heh- you do look- *hic* very handsome~” “I-I-I-I- thank you-! I-“ Archie planted a little kiss on Krittens cheeks before eating the rest of his chicken and grabs the piglins hand to leave.

Archie just flirted more on the way home, Kritten was a blushing and confused mess and wasn’t to sure as of what to do besides to get Archie home and in bed. They get home eventually, Kritten helps Archie take his coat and boots off, getting him into bed and under the covers. Kritten joins him and turns to face the wall like usual when he feels Archies arms wrap around his body. “H-huh-“ “shhh…just sleep Krit.~..” “o-okay..!” Kritten blushed even harder, but he fell asleep eventually…

The next morning Archie woke up with a Terrible hang over, so that morning Kritten cooked breakfast. The whole morning Kritten felt an odd feeling of butterflies in his stomach remembering last night, Archie seemed to pick up on it though when Kritten sat his breakfast down in front of him and asked: “Hey Kritten you okay? You seem rather shy this morning. Are you still shook up Becuase of the fight last night?” “W-well yes but- no..y-you see uh- hehe- after the fight you got really drunk and..” “and what? Oh lord I didn’t hurt anyone did I?!” “What-?! No! You- we were finishing our food and you started to flirt with me..you kissed my cheeks and told me how handsome I was, you continued the behavior as we walked home! Even when I tucked you in, when I got in the bed you cuddled me to sleep.” Archie was shocked, he had a very blurry memory of what happened but he wasn’t fully aware of what he was actually doing. “O-oh shit man I am SO SO sorry if I made you uncomfortable- hey man listen if I ever pull some shit like that again just push me off and shit me up some how okay? I’m super sorry-“ “it’s okay..! You don’t make me uncomfortable at all, you just..surprised me is all hehe..” “o-oh, well okay then. What I said still goes though, if I ever make you uncomfortable PLEASE tell me to stop cause I don’t wanna make you feel that way EVER.” “Thank you Archie, and I will make sure to do that…” Kritten crawled up on the bed and next to Archie, leaving his head on Archie’s shoulder as Archie ate. Archie chilled and just kept on eating his breakfast.

#minecraft #good stuff #minecraft au #archie #au #minecraft dungeons #cute #lucasolay #rise of the arch illager #outcasts #illager #arch illager #minecraft legends #Kritten Minecraft legends #bar #bar fight

[helloalycia]

hi! just wanted to pop in quickly to tell you that i've finally gotten around to reading both of your alicia clark books! i remember starting the first one a long time ago but never managing to finish it - i reckon it's because i've never actually watched fear the walking dead because, well, i ✨fear✨ the walking dead (sorry for the pun lol but no seriously, i'm too scared to watch such shows, even though alycia's in it 😭) but i always manage to come back to ur account and ur fics (i basically grew up with them) and i'd seen that you'd posted new content about alicia clark, so i just had to give your books another try and i absolutely loved it. i loved alicia & kamille, i loved mía and al and oliver and so many other characters and it really broke my heart when joanie and madison and adam died.

kamille is an amazing character; she is patient and calculated, fearless but also scared. she is hope and warmth and the future alicia always deserved.

i'm not religious by any means, but you still managed to make me understand and respect the hope people gain from having faith in something/someone but also the boundaries and doubts that come along with it (even though you didn't mean for it to take over the story). believing in something also often comes with rules, so it was very interesting for me to read about kamille's inner conflict about breaking them: did they really matter in a world where law and order was gone and safety and trust was always only temporary? and even if the world didn't turn to shit, kamille is a muslim lesbian and a woman of color - as i've said, i'm not religious, but i'm also a queer woman of color and i did grow up in a househould with certain beliefs, so if you don't mind and feel comfortable sharing it, i'd love to hear more about your opinion/thoughts on this matter. only if that's okay with you though, you can skip this part, if you don't want to answer that question of course! i don't wanna pressure you into anything!

but yeah, i really did love kamille (even though she was so fucking stupid and oblivious sometimes 😭). and as i've already said: i've never watched ftwd before but kamille and alicia just somehow made sense to me. i haven't felt this single in a loong time hahahaha 🥲

i believe the ftwd fandom is not very huge and i know that some of your other fics for other fandoms might get more attention, but i really do appreciate it every single time u post a fic about alicia (i mean i appreciate every fic you post but i'm kinda loving alicia clark very much right now).

just wanted to let you know that bc she seems to be one of your favorite characters and you must like writing fics about her. so yeah, if you ever feel like those fics are not being recognized properly; i recognize them. and i very much appreciate them. 🫶🏻

sorry this message is wayyy longer than i intended it to be haha

firstly can i just say there’s so much to unpack with this but first and foremost, this brought tears to my eyes because it’s such a genuinely sweet and thoughtful message, and it means a lot when someone really delves into what i’ve written and appreciates it as more than fanfiction, so thank you 😭

okay so i love your fear the walking dead pun, really made me laugh 😂 i really appreciate you giving my fics another go as well, especially as someone who doesn’t usually go for scary stuff like that – it means a lot! ♥️

you’re right about the ftwd fandom being tiny haha, it’s a struggle writing stuff when not many engage with it, but thank you so much for letting me know you enjoy my stuff! i think i’ve been writing a lot for Alicia lately because i genuinely just miss her character and there’s a lot to work with in that universe and with her, plus i’m still having withdrawal from the kamille x alicia fic as it was so fun to write and i miss them 😂 you’re right btw - kamille was a dumbass haha but her and alicia felt so real to me and i genuinely forget she’s not in the actual show 😂

again, very grateful you recognise that though – it’s always so touching to know there’s someone out there delving into what i’ve written! as you said about the subtle commentary within the fic about religion and beliefs combatting a world where it isn’t ’needed’ anymore, that was something that i’m glad you picked up on! i feel like i try to include subtleties in my writing on similar more serious themes, rather than just a fic or imagine, so it means a lot someone noticed them :)

in terms of my opinion on the whole queer women of colour and belief system, i’m happy to share! honestly writing the kamille x alicia fics were a little outlet for me as i’m in a similar boat, a pakistani lesbian, and i genuinely face this issue every day, so obviously i can only share my opinion.

as a person of colour yourself, you must understand how it is being viewed in the lgbtq+ community as someone who isn’t white, but i feel like it’s even harder when you’re a follower of a religion, so in my case Islam. But i won’t go into how it is being viewed like this externally because you can see that anywhere. For me, it’s the internal conflict.

i think knowing that i like women and can never feel otherwise makes it hard because it’s always a decision between do i force myself to think and feel differently because of my family? or do i lead my life how i want to? but then that in itself is hard because even though i’ve told myself i’m a lesbian and accepted that, have i really? i don’t share it to anyone other than my friend and sisters. I don’t know how to. And then my religion and beliefs come into play - i genuinely believe God/Allah wouldn’t frown on me for feeling this way because He created me, but other Muslims would see it as a sin and me straying away from religion. But is it really straying if it’s not my choice? Surely my beliefs should be between me and God, not everyone else?

No matter what, believing in something bigger than me and the fundamentals of my religion make me feel calm and centred. I don’t care how many times people say being gay and Muslim is wrong, because it’s not to me. I can be both. And it doesn’t change any of what i believe. Saying that though, my parents put religion first even though they’re not very religious. Family is second to them whereas it’s first for me. Their beliefs shape them and i can’t exist within that if it doesn’t follow their ideals.

It genuinely comes down to perspective, and as much as i tell myself i don’t care what others think, i do. Mostly my parents. If they knew, they’d despise me. And it’s that thought of do i lie forever to keep them in my life? or live my truth? the answer is, i don’t know. My biggest fear is being alone, funnily enough like Kamille, so i don’t know if i’d rather live an unhappy life surrounded by people or a happy life alone.

But yeah - that’s just the base points of my thoughts on the topic, as well as my experience. If you have any more questions or want me to clarify anything, do let me know! the truth is, most of the stuff Kamille fears or worries is a mirror of my life lol. Only difference is, her circumstances don’t make her choose because it’s not a choice, it just is.

Hope that helps and once again, thank you for your kind words! 🥰♥️

#asks #fear the walking dead

[atopearth]

Brothers Conflict (Brilliant Blue) Part 6 - Asahina Wataru Route

I still think it's super weird how Wataru has a route but oh well we'll see how it goes lol! It's so cute how he insisted on getting Ema to go "ah~" so he can feed her ice cream lolll. Awww, how cute of Wataru to cover Ema from the water splashing on her during the dolphin show. I love how Yusuke and them teach him gentlemanly stuff hahaha. LMAO when Ema was telling Subaru to take off his jacket so she can wash his with hers since they're both wet, and Wataru was like taking clothes off is something you do for fun at night isn't it😂😂 Lolll at the CG with Wataru hugging Ema in her swimsuit, he's just a kid!!😂

I know it should be expected since it's Wataru's route but it's just so weird when Ema thinks about Wataru as a potential love interest lolll. The kid's like a baby lol! Anyway, it was funny when Maho helped Ema out and dragged Masaomi away at the cultural festival so she could spend it with Wataru lolll, and when she said she wanted to chase after Masaomi since he's nice and is a doctor lol. So awkward when Ema thought about how Wataru would grow up after Miwa said Ema should marry one of her sons😅😅😅 Ema, nooo lol😂 It was really sweet how Wataru said that he was crying because Ema was crying, such a soft little kid😭 Even though it's not as emotional and sweet as the with the other brothers (when she finds out she's adopted), it's cute how Wataru tells her in his own way that they should all go home because she's not alone and that everyone is looking for her so she gets the gist of their feelings in the end. Wataru is such a boss though, he told Masaomi to wait over there so he could cheer Ema up himself hahaha, I was wondering why Masaomi didn't do anything even though he was there lol. It's super reassuring to hear from Wataru that Ema will never be alone again because he'll always be there for her every Christmas, that's really sweet. HAHAHA, I love Tsubaki, he really knows how to get Wataru to follow him and cause trouble😂😂😂 Legit died when I saw Yusuke's test paper on the Christmas tree and the 1 point score hahahaha, and Subaru's boxers with his name on it😂😂 It was obvious the condoms were from Kaname's room but lmao that they're like in purple packaging 😂 Masaomi is the oldest but most innocent, he just has the first version of usa-tan (the rabbit doll) hahahaha.

I ended up binging the rest because I wanted to finish it asap since it just feels too weird to play an otome game but keep hanging with a literal child hahaha. I think Wataru writing his wish on the ema hoping that he'll be Ema's boyfriend one day was cute. However it's kinda silly how completely oblivious Ema is even though she caught a glimpse of it lol. To be fair, I guess you wouldn't think a kid is interested in dating you haha. I think them making a promise to basically be together forever was cute but yeah, the CGs are nice because it feels like Ema really is taking care of Wataru nicely haha. It was kinda funny when Wataru said he wanted to get into the same school as Iori because he wanted to be "high spec" enough to not lose to his brothers loll! At least contrary to his cute and oblivious looks, Wataru is actually very smart and athletic haha. Okay, I didn't expect to see an older Wataru lol!! That felt so weird!? I'm so used to his cutesy voice lol! And then the kiss CG omggg, very unexpected and still quite uncomfortable because he's like a middle schooler? Yeah nah man loll.

Overall, considering it's a route for a little kid, it actually wasn't too bad. Wataru was pretty cute, innocent and very sweet. He learns a lot of random gentlemanly things from Kaname and Tsubaki, some good some bad (but hilarious) so it's always such a highlight to see what he's learnt from his brothers and how he applies it to his life hahaha. He gets shy and a little jealous sometimes but he's mostly a very kind boy who Ema watches over and you can see why she's attached to him because he's very cute and tries his best at whatever he does. Him mimicking his brothers is hilarious and I loved seeing them throughout the game haha. But yeah, I think it would have been okay as a more platonic route because Wataru kissing her at the end was just so awkward, he's still a baby to me!! Lol. Otherwise, the route is basically filled with events of how it feels to hang with a cute kid and it really delivers in that area, not that I needed it though because I want a man LOL.

#brothers conflict