#soldier76 ow

[cockgargler69420]

i love ham per

#overwatch #ow #overwatch2 #ow2 #jesse mccree #cole cassidy #hanzo #hanzo shimada #yeehan #mchanzo #hammond #wrecking ball #reaper ow #reaper #reaper76 #gabriel reyes #soldier76 #jack morrison #sombra #moira #d.va #hana song #overwatch shitpost #olivia colomar #cockgargler69420

[innocent-cat]

I like your headcanons. Can I be self-indulgent and ask for headcanons of married life with Soldier 76? (I'd like male!reader, but idk if the gender will even really come up much in this topic lol)

thanks<3 This is the last fic of the night. I've been trying to clear my asks lololol. The last one in there is vex vax and percy, so if thats not your's, i have politely rejected your idea. Sorry, i love you for asking anyway!!<3

Soldier 76 x Reader

Warnings - none

"Husband76", Soldier 76 x Reader

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oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshh

As a worker of overwatch, you were usually scheduled with him for missions when you two first met

When they realized you two worked well together, you were paired up VERY often

to the point where there was teasing towards the both of you

"You sure that's not your 'honey munchkin scurdel'?"

they would say anything to embarrass him its crazy

that implies that they totally knew he had heart eyes for you from the start

he didn't even tell them is the worst part

he just follows you around like a lost puppy

BUT enough of that

MARRIED life??

so so sweet.

yeah you guys are totally old working in an army

but the moments alone at home?

it makes an eternity seem like bliss

he really likes to hug you from behind and bury his face into the nook of your neck

so expect to feel his bristle beard a LOT

his voice is still totally dead, but the words that glide of that tongue? pure sugar.

"Are you okay, dear?"

"Hey."

"You always look amazing. Your beauty never left you from the day I first laid eyes on you."

"Did you need something?"

All of that was said with a smile on his face.

A pure, sappy, genuine smile

he literally smiles whenever he sees you

rizz76

you are his SUN

you go out, he goes out

At headquarters, the teasing died down, but the sound of the younger overwatch members cooing at you got 10x louder

"Aww it's 76 and 77 again! How are you two?"

just smile and wave

You two are definitely called relationship goals constantly

"I wish my boyfriend treated me like that."

(^said after Jack literally does anything romantically standard to you)

They all have low standards

(Save them)

He'd buy you anything you looked at.

Saw something in a window you pointed out?

whatever holiday is closest, he buys it for your gift.

even if it's just april fools.

"April fools!"

"Jack this isn't what you get someone for April fools."

it followed with a laughing fit between the two of you and you thanked him for whatever you pointed out

(he does it just to see you smile)

Sleeping in the same bed will always be the right kind of warm

summer or winter he is holding you

very closely

what if someone steals you in his sleep man??

If it's too hot he turns on the AC just to hold you

hes lowkey crazy for it

old age is getting to him

maybe both of you

Expect many dates

no matter how old the two of you are, he wont ever stop being romantic to you

if you guys ever get into an argument??

He is immediately working it out with you

"Love, what's upsetting you?"

Apologizes for whatever it is

and get this

HE CHANGES

HE CHANGES IT

he LISTENS bro

one time he asked you if he could pick you up

and you said yes

and he legit carried you around everywhere bridal style for a week

hes crazy strong

romantically strong

he'd die for you before he could even think twice

which is why the two of you WILL be together until the end of the world

holds your hand CONSTANTLY.

its like the fucker is glued to you

he has really rough hands

you made him start using lotion though

not as rough anymore!!!

thank god

oh my gosh he loves u sm bro

#soldier 76 x reader #soldier76 x reader #soldier 76 #soldier76 husband #soldier 76 husband #soldier76 husband x reader #soldier 76 x reader husband #husband76 #fluff #overwatch #overwatch2 #ow #overwatch soldier 76 #ow2 #overwatch x reader

[crystal-ball-of-ow-canon]

My SEP bois 🥰🥰🥰

#overwatch #blizzard #gabriel reyes #ow reaper #overwatch reaper #reaper #jack morrison #soldier 76 #soldier76 #reaper 76 #reaper76 #r76 #ow genesis #overwatch genesis

[natabuggie]

cant wait for the reaper76 gay sex scene i mean fight scene in the new anime

#reaper76 #overwatch #ow #overwatch 2 #reaper #soldier76 #overwatch genesis #overwatch anime #gabriel reyes #jack morrison #ow 2

[secondarythings]

Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #3

Reaper : You're going to help me?

Solider76 : Well, why wouldn't I help you?

Reaper : Because of what I just did, I just...

Soldier76 : You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust. You betrayed our friendship. You betrayed everything... you let me down!

Reaper: Then why are you helping me?

Soldier76 : Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?

#overwatch #incorrect overwatch quotes #r76 #reaper76 #jack morrison #gabriel reyes #reaper #soldier76 #ow #ow2 #overwatch2 #jack is not magnanimous here or preachy #he is unhinged by the depths of his love and his willingness to overlook things for gabriel #why do you think he and gabriel 'edgelord' reyes got on so well? #the're both overdramatic bastards

[crispyk0rn]

Oh no, Motorcycle Stuntman 76 “crashed” his bike. Guess he has to catch a ride with newbie stuntman Reaper. Just a dumb au carnival I have with these two, perhaps more scenarios between these two bikers.

#soldier 76 #ow reaper #overwatch #overwatch fanart #I’m a simple fellow I see both have biker skins and I incorporate that into this dumb carnival au I have about them #76reaper #soldier76 x reaper

[2umpkin]

Never thought I'd get a chance again...

i love these sad, old dads.

#r76 #reaper76 #reaper ow #soldier 76 #soldier76 #jack morrison #overwatch #gabriel reyes

[pumpkinspicedbee]

#soldier76 #overwatch #ow #s76 #jack morrison

[pillow4t]

These are just my favorite/main headcannons tbh

• HEAVY on the they/them Moria

• Cassidy is a girls girl™ If he's out on a mission with (insert literally any woman in ow) and some creepy guy is hitting on her/touching her, he'll go over and defend her, pretending to be her boyfriend so they'll back down

•Trans Junkrat!!! Trans Sombra!!!!

•Roadhog had a wife and kids before he joined the AFL idc what anyone says

•Baptist calls lifeweaver "Flè mwen" which means "my flower" in Haitian Creole (I used a translator so let me know if I'm wrong <3)

•Pharah stole one of Cassidy's hats back in his blackwatch days when she was 13, she still has it (and sometimes wears it around the bass)

•Genji has a drink named after him at the bar he used to frequent when he was younger

•Junkrats mom spoke Arabic so that's why he gravitated to Ana when he was first around her, he hasn't told anybody tho

•Mercy loves to harp on Cassidy about his smoking habits like she isn't living off of coffee and cigarettes (and sometimes a bagel bc of pharah😌

•Cassidy got Ana a "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt for Christmas, he bought it as a joke, she wears it regularly.

•Junkrat can swallow something then bring it back up, it's a great party trick, he thinks, but it usually grosses people out. It's come in handy on missions tho

•When Sojourn brings Murphy to the watchpoint, she gets SMOTHERED with pets, kisses and love from everyone. The same thing happens when Brigitte brings Mitzi around.

•Symetera and Lifeweaver have completely opposite tastes in music so they were CONSTANTLY arguing about who gets to put on music when they shared a dorm (sym usually won)

•When Hanzo laughs he snorts

•Lúcio has real bad arthritis and his skates are more braces than anything, he also has knee, hand and back braces at the ready

•Tracer gets Emily a souvenir from every place she gets deployed to

•Zenyattas favorite color is Yellow

•JunkerQueen carries around hamster treats in her pockets when Wreaking Ball is with her "For when the champ gets hungry!" She always says(in reality she just thinks it's cute how hamsters eat)

•Torbjorn sometimes brings his (older) kids around if the original group of Overwatch is there, he trusts the others...just not with his kids and is really reluctant with Brigitte

•Roadhog has been teaching Junkrat how to properly write and read and it's really improved how Junkrat functions when they're not fighting for survival in the outback

•Illari is a jewelry girl, but she cant wear to much because it gets in the way of training/fighting, but her collection of gold accessories is off the charts

•Sombra took the username D.va on social media and finds it SO funny that Dva has to use a different variation of her gamertag

•I feel like Reaper still has the same sense of humor he did in over/blackwatch and will constantly make witty jokes to Widowmaker or Moria who just give him a blank stare, Doomfist usually finds them funny tho

•Kiriko and Genji literally cannot cook to save their lives and usually takes two of them to make a small microwave meal

•B.O.B had his voice box removed when he was working for Ashes parents and even after all the years of her offering him to get his voice back, he chooses to use sign language instead but the offer is always on the table, Ashe says

•Lúcio has a 10k DJ set up in his room, and gets violent if anyone tries to mess with anything, literally almost took Cassidy's other arm off when he moved a bunch of dials, he'll show you around the soundboard if you ask tho!

•Kiriko is Hanzo and Genjis Cousin (Asa is their mom's sister <3)

•Reinhardt snores. LOUDLY. Brigitte had to get him a sleep apnea mask so she was able to sleep in the same vicinity as him

•Reaper is from Michigan🫶🏻

•Soldier76 gets made fun of by D.va for being old, but the second he's like "me and Ana are practically the same age" D.va gets all defensive "you just called a woman old!"

•Mei and Tracer share a room, they both sleep better with company

•(Blackwatch)Moria and Genji had an anime night where they would watch 10-20 episodes of any given series they were on, but

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RAHHH OKAY I LITERALLY HAVE MORE LINER UP BUT I FEEL LIKE ITS ALREADY A SUPER LONG POST

But yeah :) I'm incapable of liking something a little bit so yeahhhh

#overwatch headcanons #overwatch #overwatch 2 #my favorite is hanzo snorting while laughing #hes my cutiepatooie

[olicutterartorsmt]

Ow hcs 💅

Ow hcs having to do with sexuality and gender

Cassidy: bi and he would have a bi American flag he/him but doesn’t mind they/them gender-fluid ftm

Ashe: bi with a pref to women she/they

Pharah: butch lesbain she/her

Genji: queer he/him

Moria: lesbain trans fem she/it/fae

Lifeweaver: nb pan they/she/he

Junkrat: pan greysexual gender nonconforing they/he

Roadhog: gay agender asexual he/it/they

Hanzo: grey romantic cupiosexual gay he/him

Sombra: shappic demigirl she/they/ze/tech/fae

Reaper: a bi who is denial he/they/death

Reinhardt: Requiesaroace pan he/him

Tracer: lesbian she/zip + all neos

Soldier76: demiaroace ploy gay he/him

Brig: demiaroace pan any prns

Mercy: bi demisexual she/her

Zen: aroace he/any prnso

Mei: pan Demiromantic asexual she/it

Sojourn: lesbian she/her

D.Va: bi-curious she/all tech prns

Sigma: gay arofelx asexual I hc him as autistic he/him

Zarya: closeted bi she/her

Lúcio: trans man pan he/him

Ana: ally would wear ‘love my gay kid’ tees and go to pride with her daughter

Kirko: gender nonconforming lesbian she/they

Widowmaker: bi she/her asexual

Sym: aromatic ally she/her

Trob: a reluctant ally he doesn’t understand it

Doom: ally he wouldn’t care at all

Bap: bi greysexual any pronouns

Echo: lesbian genderfae she/fae

Wistion: lithoaroace ally

Ball: *hampter*

ramattra: pan nonbinary man asexual he/him

Bastion: ally they/them

Orisa: pan she/her

Junkerqueen: bi she/they/queen

#hc #overwatch #overwatch headcanons #overwatch hcs #overwatch cassidy #overwatch lgtbq #nonbinary #trans nonbinary #trans pride #lgbt pride #gender

[overwatch]

not to spark another ow vs tf2 discussion (like the ones that were literally everywhere in 2018) but if soldier 76 and soldier(tf2) met how do you think they would get along

soldier would eat soldier76's entire heart medication pills and win

#lot of soldier asks today huh #overwatch #tf2 #txt #ask

[innocent-cat]

hey whore, help fix my daddy issues by writing me headcannons of fatherly soldier 76 as readers(m) dad. (pls) i jst need smth sweet.

xx not kaikai

i have had no sleep. its 5am. i've written 2 works, and about to be 3 with this within the span of 17 hours. lord give me strength to make another work so i dont ruin my sleep schedule.

Father!Soldier 76 x Son!reader (Platonic)

Head canons

Warnings - None

"My dad could beat your dad in a fight.", Father!76 x Son!reader

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with lack of a better idea of how to explain reader, he was saved by overwatch and taken in when they realized he was orphaned.

OBVIOUSLY THEY NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH YOUU

To say jack thought you were annoying at first is an understatement.

"Why do I have to watch the kid? What the fuck do you mean I give you 'Dad' energy??"

Confused and annoyed

Being the scared and timid kid you were, you kinda just.. followed him around.

You'd follow him EVERYWHERE except missions. he had someone babysit you when he had to leave. (Anyone except the junkers. good on him)

Whenever someone turned a corner and spotted him, they always looked down and saw you, some fragile little boy, clinging to his leg.

Everyone thought it was hilarious and bugged him about it.

"Hello there mini 76, how are you today?"

You'd literally just look up at them while they bent down to your level to talk to you.

Awkwardly shuffling into Jack.

EVERYONE noticed how much less he swore after he started having to take care of you.

Jack has never once swore in front of you, but, he'll have slip ups and correct himself.

"What the hel-heck. heck. are you doing?"

Even funnier than how much you clung to him.

He used to get a funny face at first when he corrected himself, but now he just points towards you and everyone's just like "ohhh okay"

When he does paper work in his office, he sits you in a chair across his desk and you just. spin in it. for hours. or run around with his pens. He thinks you're really weird.

its okay though, hes accepted you as his own atp

doesn't mean he's not strict though.

hes lenient with you, but, you still complain about it to him

Walking around headquarters to catch up with everyone, he'll just ruffle your hair to show he still knows you're there

He feels super bad when he doesnt talk to you for an extended period of time

like. straight up feels like a bad person and like he was ignoring you, when in fact, he was in a meeting while you were being babysat by Ana or smth.

literally auntie Ana. babysits you all the time. Absolutely adores you.

"You're gonna grow up just as big and strong as your dad!"

She says this forgetting hes not actually your dad, but just kinda keeps it rolling hoping you let it slide

spoiler alert, you appreciate her saying that and youre happy for at LEAST two days about it

Jack was shocked when he got back from his meeting to you rambling about 'training' and 'being just like him'

Ana just smiled and left. out of there before the idea was tracked back to her

He just kind of. pats your head and says he will when you're old enough.

he knows damn well he doesnt want you to be a soldier

wouldnt be able to live with himself knowing you died on some battlefield because HE had trained you to

referencing the title, you are one HUNDRED percent the only kid who can actually say "My dad could beat your dad in a fight." and not get retorted because he obviously could and no kid was walking that down that road

he obviously would die for you before any danger even comes near you. but. yk.. he'll stay near you for as long as possible.

you sticking to him like glue literally made you the baby brother of all of overwatch after a while

"Oh my gosh there you are! I saw these, did you want them?"

A box of fucking dinosaurs.

you of course said yes.

babying and gift giving never stopped since

(but jack still got you new things whenever he thought you'd like them)

#soldier76 x reader #platonic #kid reader #child reader #father son #father son relationship #soldier76 father #comfort #headcanons #overwatch #overwatch2 #ow #ow2 #send help i cant sleep

[crystal-ball-of-ow-canon]

Cole looking through the five inch binder of adoption papers etc. Gabriel kept: wow I can't believe you kept everything even your emails to the social worker

Gabriel: of course I did, thought it would be important or mean something to you later

Cole: this was a lot of work you and Jack went through just for me

Gabriel:I promise you it was worth every second of it

Cole pulling out something: hey what's this?

Gabriel: oh we had to write to the social worker talking about our family and background and explaining why we wanted to adopt

Cole reading Gabriel's: oh that's so sweet *Gabriel's letter is written similar to a journal entry talking about growing up with several sisters and always wanted to be a parent, specifically how he wanted to adopt* Pa, I'm going to cry

Cole moving on to Jack's: what'd Dad write? *Jack's is formatted almost like a business resume and is even in third person* oh my fucking God he wrote this like a resume!!

Jack indignantly: well it was kind of like I was applying to be a parent!

Cole continuing to cackle: it's in third person!

Jack: it's how I organized my thoughts best!

Cole now literally rolling on the floor: I've already found a typo on the first page!!

#based on a conversation i had with my parents #no im serious #my dad wrote his thing like a resume #in third person #there were like three typos on the first page #how'd they let him adopt #Gabriel is mom #Jack is dad #gabriel reyes #overwatch reaper #ow reaper #jack morrison #soldier 76 #reaper 76 #reaper76 #r 76 #cole cassidy #dad gabriel reyes #dad jack morrison #dad soldier76 #dad reaper #dad gabe is best gabe #overwatch #blizzard

[u1t13z-0cz]

labyrinth's voicelines♱༉‧₊˚.

selection:

- "time for some fun!"

- "time for some chaos!"

- "let's tear it all down!"

waiting for match start:

- "this is boring. i am bored."

- "*crash* oops, i hope that wasn't important."

- "can the countdown happen any slower??"

- "im itching for a fight."

- "i wonder if i can sneak around..."

match start:

- "fiiiinally."

- "lets go!"

- "took long enough."

enemy elimination:

- "haha!"

- "one last shot, just in case."

- "i'm better >:)."

- "TAKE THAT BITCH!!"

- "*laughing*"

on fire:

- "can't stop me now!"

- "time to run!!!!"

- "MORE! MORE BLOOD! MORE CHAOS! MORE FUN!"

being healed:

- "thanks doc."

- "dont worry! im fine with blood."

- "no! i wasn't being careless! it's none of your business anyway."

- "stitches! my favorite..."

- "i could probably do this myself you know,"

respawn:

- "*sigh* lesson learned."

- "ow?"

- "retry,"

- "ughhhh, this is so annoying."

- "they're going to regret that."

- "grr, you're gonna pay for that."

normal:

- "just to ket you know, if you ever fight me, i will be biting you."

- "my favorite color is red. blood red. the freshly spilt color."

- "i wonder what they're planning. best to play it safe, not."

- "i'll make you regret ever messing with me."

- "i may not be as experienced as the rest of my team but i do my job just as well."

- "somethings just have a way of chasing you down, don't they?"

- “yippee!”

- "*noise of fiddling with keys*"

interactions:

- "so, i'm trying to ask everyone this. what's your favorite animal?" - lucio

"sharks or ermines, they're fierce." - labyrinth

- "ahh! nice to finally have you on the team my friend!" - reinhardt

"it was this or death row my guy," - labyrinth

- "where you been all these years?" - cassidy

"oh, here and there. you know, doing my own thing. just like you right?" - labyrinth

"yeah." - cassidy

- "you could have told us you were alive you know." - genji

"nah, i liked being dead. very peaceful." - labyrinth

- "hey sombra~, do you have any secrets for me to buy?" - labyrinth

- "labyrinth, one of my best customers. sorry, not today niño." - sombra

- "aww, that's s alright. just call me when you do :)," - labyrinth

- "you know, i could give you some enhancements on your claws and teeth." - moira

"touch me, and i'll gut you." - labyrinth

- "d.va, how do i get better at video games?" - labyrinth

"lots and lots of practice!" - d.va

"i already practice a lot thoughhh," - labyrinth

"sorry but that sounds like a skill issue." - d.va

- "goddamit-, hey labyrinth?" - cole cassidy

"hm?" - labyrinth

"i lost my damn keys again, you seen 'em?" - cole cassidy

"nope sorry, maybe go ask (insert other teammate)," - labyrinth

"damn," -cole cassidy

- "how're you even still walking around?" - labyrinth

"i might be old, but i'm still strong." - soldier76

"and stupid," - labyrinth

"says the young criminal." - soldier76

- "junkrat, you're funny i like you." - labyrinth

"r-really? huh, that's a new one. people usually just scream and run away." - junkrat

- "you don't look like you eat enough." - soldier76

"i'm doing just fine thank you," -labyrinth

- "i'm telling you, reaper totally listens to metal when he's fighting," - labyrinth

"oh yea? how do you know?" - lucio

" 1. you always gotta have a soundtrack, 2. i mean look at him!" - labyrinth

"true, true," - lucio

#overwatch oc #self insert #labyrinth #overwatch

[secondarythings]

Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #7

Jack: I want to sleep for 40 hours.

Angela: You know that's called a coma, right?

Jack: ...

Jack: I could go for a light coma right now.

#overwatch #incorrect overwatch quotes #jack morrison #soldier76 #mercy #angely ziegler #ow #ow2

[vivaere]

Soldier:76 for the Six Fanarts Challenge.

#soldier76 #jack morrison #overwatch #overwatch2 #soldier76 overwatch #ow #soldier76 ow #six fanarts #six fanarts challenge