SHALL I COMPARE THEE!!!!
TO!!! 🗣️ A 🗣️ SUMMERS!!! 🗣️ DAY !!!🗣️
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In the process of making a Christian Borle fan server on discord.
Edit: Finished! Here's the link! Dm me if it doesn't work.
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My share of ‘poorly describing my favorite musicals’
It’s like if you put drugs in your tap shoes, time traveled to the late 1500s, and made an omelette. Also Shakespeare is emo, relatable, and the main villain.
wait this isn’t just the story of a throuple in 1920s Hollywood with mlm wlw hostility and a whopping total of Three Sane Characters?
this musical has given me urges to hop on the first staircase I see and preform The Scene™️ as both characters in it. I cry.
why. why. whyyyyyyy is my favorite character in it the barista that is in it for ten minutes, is the worst bitch you’ve ever met, and then dies. I am so glad she got expanded upon in nightmare time or else there would literally be zero content for her
i want you to listen to me VERY CAREFULLY. Y’know, number one on this list? I want you to take those drugs out of those tap shoes and put them into a black and white color scheme. Y’know those three sane characters in number two? I want you to take them here, and murder them (bring them back as ghosts tho) Do y’rememebr the “I cry” in number three? Put that into our climax number that’s somewhat of a reprise of the main character’s I want song but not really. How about the “is in it for ten minutes, is the worst bitch you’ve ever met, then dies” in number four? Apply that to a mother. Now. Stir all of our ingredients together with added banger music, and more drugs (preferably of different variety from the ones previously in the tap shoes)
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So Christian Borle as Shakespeare in Something Rotten altered everyone’s gender? Yeah that sounds about right
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hey, kid... do you want... "something rotten" bootlegs?
you're in luck! here's a google drive link that leads to three (yes, three!) bootlegs of something rotten. enjoy!
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📝 It's hard to be The Bard!
im so,,, so normal for christian borle,,, so normal
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ben fankhauser as nigel in something rotten is definitely the casting choice I needed to happen💕
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i can't be the only one laying awake at night thinking about this
like,,, what is the name of the drink?? the Shakesbeer?? the Romeo and Brewliet?
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT ALONE. IVE BEEN A FAN OF THIS MUSICAL FOR FIVE YEARS AND CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS
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How- HOW did I not know that Nick Bottom from Something Rotten was an actual character in Shakespeare’s a Midsummer Night’s Dream and whose head is turned into (and I quote) an ass
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More of Brazilian Something Rotten Promo Pocs
The subtitle says "a true love story"
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christian doesn’t understand twitter. that’s too many characters for a twitter handle. it’s actually @ rottenacts. again, christian is a social media luddite. the real handle is @ rottenacts
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