#sorry lulu :<

[lubelzoldyck-artworks]

When you have a shapeshifting ability and a very unstable mental health

(WIP)

#I rly just felt like drawing Illumi in a pitiful state #sorry lulu :< #he havin a panic attack or smth #felt like melting would be fun to draw #also multile eyes because I love eyes <3 #wip #work in progress #fanart #hxh #illumi #illumi zoldyck #//gore #(?) #//face trauma #just in case it's unsettling #eyes #melting #// scopophobia #//trypophobia

[pocketgalaxies]

a lot of concern from me and @sharkodactyl about how keyleth remembers her trees. cue marisha ray pc tree scrapbooking session

(art by my sister @lumycena)

#critical role #criticalroleart #marisha ray #beauregard lionett #laudna cr #patia por'co #keyleth cr #pate de rolo #art #nova shh #cr1 #cr2 #cr3 #exu #exu: calamity #sharkodactyl #lulu tag #1k #2k #this was over one month ago. sorry i forgot to post it #BUT ISN'T IT SO DAMN CUTE DKFJSKDJFKSDF #marisha ray supremacy

[entamewitchlulu]

you know how in battle manga sometimes two characters can stare at each other and they're like, having an image battle in their heads as they each imagine their various moves and how they will be countered before the fight even happens.

yeah that happened in this scene except it was sex

#i'm sorry for the person i am right now #i don't know why this particular fixation has reared back up in me all of a sudden #sherliam #moriarty the patriot #lulu talks

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

um alex??? just WHAT is your tongue doing??

#are they snogging or singing part 253748 #idk what's going on here but something sure as hell is 👀 #and when i say something i mean something so far from platonic it might as well be in a different universe #also it's hard to tell bc of the angle but it looks like maybe there was a little kiss or brush of lips first #and then miles pulled away a little and alex's tongue decided it was going with him #i don't even know anymore #maybe i'm insane #but they're also definitely insane #anyway sorry i'll see myself out now #milex #milex gifs #miles kane #alex turner #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #my gifs #lulu posts

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

is he real

#GODDD #you've gotta be kidding me with this one 😭 #look at that face #and the hair #jawline?? #lashes??? #SNOUT #also that vest and denim jacket combo #sorry nope no no no i cannot #goodbye #btw lulu are you seeing this because this looks like PEAK four walls alex to me 😭😭😭 #alex turner #arctic monkeys #sias era

[zu-art]

Sometimes you gotta make your blorbo suffer, yk

#im sorry lulu you look so cute when you cry #lh: brazil #latin hetalia #zu art

[shadowmonkeysbigbang]

Hi! Thank you so much to everyone who participated in our polls. We're very happy to officially announce that a new Shadowmonkeys Big Bang will take place this year! 🎉🎉🎉

It will be run by @subtle-as-an-earthquake (Minnie) and @uhbasicallyjustmilex (Lulu), and details about how to get involved will be posted later this month.

If you have any questions, please feel free to drop the Shadowmonkeys account a message/ask, and we'll respond as soon as we can 😊

We're so excited to get into the creative spirit with you all! 💖

#sorry for the slight delay between the polls and this announcement #we’ve both been busy with a few things but we can’t wait to get everything up and running! #just a few little details to iron out and we’ll be good to go #stay tuned for more very soon!! 🥰 #poster: lulu #shadowmonkeys big bang 2024 #shadow monkeys big bang #milex #the last shadow puppets #miles kane #alex turner #tlsp #arctic monkeys

[lu-lus-duckies]

Idk what to call this so you make up the title

@huskers-bar x @nunalastor

Tags: enemies to lovers, angst?, eventual fluff, yearning?, soft huskers-bar, both mods are separate people, no beta we die like i do in this fic (not yet though), minor character death, ooc, au: hellaverse (hazbin hotel), nunalastor is head of the marketing department of the hazbin hotel (lucifer grabbed them randomly), jealousy?, huskers-bar is an employee at voxtek, lulu and angie as villains, lulu is a dog

chapter: 1/? Word count: 1,431

Featuring: babygirl anon and (eventually) @xxx-angie . I may add more along the way depending on who wants to be added. I can probably shoe-horn-in a few more characters

For the sake of not tagging people a million times, I will call nunalastor as a single entity nunalastor, traumatized mod dickmaster and cursed mod nun. and huskers-bar just husk. babygirl anon will be babygirl anon. i will be shortened to lulu but I don't appear in this fic yet. Angie doesn't appear yet, but he will be angie.

A/N: anyway this is 100% going to be a huskers-bar harem fic because i can write whatever i want. This first chapter kinda boring but it gets better (source: trust me bro). Lemme know if you'd like to see any changes. Anyway, goodbye for now. I have uni to get to so less frequent posting (sorry dickmaster, you'll have to live without any of my horrid art for a little while)

"Did you know that Alastor made a happy deer squeak during this scene?"

Ah, yes, the words that twist people's dreams into nightmares. Innocent innitially, and maybe even amusing for a good while, but the longer one lingered, the more their skin would crawl with irritation and burn their insides. Especially when one knew the context surrounding this particular phrase. And boy, did Nunalastor know the context.

~

"Another day, another inbox to slay, another heavenly lord to betray" Dickmaster accessed their and Nun's shared blog, unsurprisingly to hundreds if not thousands of asks invading their inbox, all of which were echoes of different variations of *thumps* and *squeaks*. If Nunalastor hadn't already grown accustomed to such deviancy, they would be horrified. Still, the depraved ideas these people came up with never failed to send shivers down their spine, and not the pleasant kind.

And why do they subject themselves to this? you may ask. It was simple. In exchange for free housing, food and supplies, Lucifer Morningstar, the devil himself and father of Charlie Morningstar had requested their help. You see, originally their blog was not this unfortunate cesspool of deranged demons who wanted to see the devil, overlords and sinners squirm under immense sexual pleasure. It used to be a simple marketing tool for the Hazbin hotel, but as all things in hell, it never goes smoothly. It wasn't like they had a choice in the matter anyway, refusing the king of hell's requests was not an option! His commands were absolute.

Dickmaster took one deep breath, running both hands through their hair and clearing their mind, preparing for probably several hours of torture that was going to be their asks. They poured themselves a drink, setting down in front of their screen. Taking a few moments to relish the silence, they closed their eyes and listened to the soft hum of their beaten up 1950's style computer, courtesy of Alastor's ban on Voxtek products at the hotel. Clicking on their inbox tab, they mentally braced themselves. even if they knew, they could never truly predict the horrors hell had to offer.

"time for #housekeeping" They declared, stretching their fingers, getting their reaction images on the ready and sifting through their own version of digital hell. It would only get worse from here.

~

As Nunalastor started to clean their digital home, erasing one cursed ask after another, responding to one alastor circus theory after another, One ask in particular caught their attention. It was definitely a surprise, and a welcome one at that. It stood out like a sore thumb, simple yet elegant, divine and a blessing among heaps of cursed messages that would have asmodeus and satan themselves shaking in fear.

"hi dickmaster" - anon

Nunalastor couldn't explain it. They don't know what came over them, but they felt a strange sense of attraction to this one particular anon. They were sweet, they gave them a place of solace from the dread that was piss kink headcanons and cursed deer facts, equivelent of the clogged up plumming disasters alastor had to fix with his bare hands at the Hazbin hotel. It was the piece of gold nugget hidden in a swamp full of moss and dog urine.

Dickmaster stared at the message for a good few seconds, really taking in the plainness and beauty of the two words before their eyes, appriciating all that message was as a small smile made its way up their face. This called for a special occasion. Dickmaster gripped their keyboard, nearly smashing it with the force. Their fingers danced along the keys and crafted a response like no other, one worthy of this random anon that managed to make their day a bit brighter.

"Hi babygirl" - Nunalastor

~

On the other side of the pentagram, a kind, sweet and not at all deranged huskers was scrolling through hells version of tumblr. Voxtek devices had proven to be quite useful in the underworld. It served as the main source of entertainment and escape for the lonely, not only for husk, but other sinners alike. Besides, being an employee meant he had extra privileges with Voxtek. Regardless, it introduced husk to the nunalastor blog, which was the best moment of their life (or lack thereof, considering they're dead).

They'd quickly grown accustomed to the undeserved hate thrown their way upon their first ever interractioin. Though they didn't understand, they could play along. They found strange comfort in the twisted logic that any form of attention was better than none. After all, being singled out meant they were special in the eyes of Nunalastor, right? that's how husk comforted themselves anyway. And they haven't seen Nunalastor actually reply to anyone with actual love before.

That is... until it happened. Someone who would later reveal themselves as babygirl anon, husks worst adversary and the unfortunate victim of lulu's slander showed up on their feed.

"hi dickmaster" - anon

"Hi babygirl" - Nunalastor

Husk stared at the screen in shock, their eyes widening and heart growing heavy. Countless questions and conflicting emotions swirled within them, each clutching their hold for attention. 'Is nunalastor serious? Do I not want them to be serious? Why can't I be treated the same? What did I do?' And amidst the chaos, one thought rose to the surface, crystal clear in Husk's mind.

'I want to be loved like that'

The frustration of being at the end of every one of Nunalastors verbal spears finally caught up to husk. Every small jab they'd written off as jokes suddenly felt like small pin needles scraping their skin. Unable to deal with the whirlwind of emotions and the confusion of it all, Husk sought solace in the one place they could always trust, the bottom of a bottle.

So they took a swig. And another. And another. Intil there wasn't a shred of emotion left to feel. Not a single thread of frustration left in them, not a nerve of anguish, not a line of confusing verbal spewage...

And not even a speck of self-restraint

~

"THEY JUST KEEP COMING" Dickmaster exclaimed, more like yelled as their inbox was flooded with more cursed asks at a rate faster than they could answer. At this pace, they'll be there all day, answering these asks like a poor overworked minimum wage employee at a call center.

"They'll run out of ideas eventually" Nun responded, nonchalantly, leaning against a nearby wall, sipping on a drink of their own. Nun watched as dickmaster struggled to find another reaction image fast enough so they could call it quits and leave the rest of the struggles for future Nunalastor to handle, or more accurately when it would be nun's turn to answer all the unhinged people in their inbox.

The hurried clicking of the keys on a keyboard could be heard throughout the entire room, bouncing off the walls, reflecting exactly how much infestation was actually happening in nunalastors inbox by the minute. "it would be great if you could answer a few you know, my fingers are dyin-"

And then it suddenly went quiet. The clicking died down and the unbelievably loud buzzing of their computer, along with the hitched breathing of Dickmaster was the only sound bouncing around the room. Nun of course raised a brow at this. "what's the holdup? we can't afford to take a break you know" they said, as if they were the one answering all of the asks in the first place.

nun walked over, curious as to what exactly had stopped dickmaster in his endless pursuit of emptying their inbox, considering they were always the more enthusiastic one of the two. "are you okay?" nun asked, half sarcastically. Their eyes landed over the current ask in their inbox.

"I wish you'd love me" huskers-bar

and suddenly the silence made sense. the pause had been a justified one.

dickmaster inhaled, followed by a deep and saddened exhale. they didn't want to take their eyes off of those five words. they could stare in awe and amazement at them for hours. it wasn't even the fact that it was just another ask that wasn't cursed, but because it was huskers-bar that sent-

a hand on dickmasters shoulder snaps them out of their daze, being brought back to reality, the pitiful reality. they were in hell for a reason, they reminded themselves.

"you remember our deal, don't you, dickmaster?" nuns voice cut through the buzzing, sounding deep, gruff, threatening and slightly saddened.

"yes of course" dickmaster turned back to the monitor, giving one last look at the ask before typing out what nunalastor has agreed would be the appropriate response.

"you'll get over it. #we are a huskers-bar hate blog"

#i'm kind of sorry but i cant take writing seriously when i called one of yous dickmaster askfdjaslkdfjoasidjgf #huskers-bar x nunalastor #i hope at least. idk i dont read this shit back to myself. my self esteem is low enough already #lulu is delulu #nunwhiskers

[kazz-brekker]

me watching blue eye samurai: just because you had to eat your sister's liver doesn't mean i feel bad for you. i hope mizu kills you painfully

my sister: did you have to say that out loud

#abijah fowler is a great villain bc every time he's on screen i'm like 'please hurry up and die already' #pie says stuff #blue eye samurai #cannibalism tw #i may be lightly traumatizing my sister through my updates on this show sorry lulu

[arctixout]

St. Jan of Slovenia, the patron saint of asexuals

#joker out #jan peteh #god bles #i'm laughing at posting this right after lulu's red dress jan art lmaoo #also sorry i ain't painting those white lace thingies #i've already cried enough tears of pain #*my art

[wrylu]

cod headcanon that nikolai uses like 18 in 1 shampoo and i won't elaborate

#and somehow still has the most gorgeous hair ever? i'm offended. #posted at 3:01am #GUYS SORRY FOR DEPRIVING YOU OF HEADCANONS AGAIN #headcanon #nikolai cod #cod nikolai #lulu hcs #wrylu #hc #cod

[hellowyn-llewellyn]

it’s 3 pm and so far today I’ve listened to Hadestown, the last five years, into the woods, Heathers, Hamilton, Little Shop of horrors, Beetlejuice, and tick tick boom. I don’t think that’s good

#Sorry for being an unironic Hamilton enjoyer in 2023 <\3 #shut up lulu #musical theatre #beetlejuice broadway #hamilton #heathers #into the woods #little shop of horrors #tick tick boom #hadestown #the last five years

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

does the self-actualisation makeover 14 gets where she and rose go to a bunch of thrift shops to find Thee Worst Outfits as of yet unknown to human- and alienkind include them also poorly dyeing her hair (and half the bathroom) ginger while blasting the soundtrack of frozen 1+2

#donna coming home to more mess than you'd think 2 people can make in an afternoon like i THOUGHT we were DONE with THIS #but no #you got another trans kid obsessed with frozen now sorry mum #rose: also shes called lulu now ✌️ #14 behind her: :) #donna already on the tardis computer googling what kind of hormones timelords have #14 jumpscare: :) hi. yes. im not a timelord actually #donna: yeah i got that. timelady now #14: no thats not what i meant

[stargirlie25]

Basically there is this girl on acotar tiktok who makes a lot of theories on SJM books.

She makes a TON of acotar related theories and a lot of them are good so i thought she had a valid opinion. Also her acotar books are like tabbed everywhere.

So i thought she was super observant and smart until she made a video rating acotar characters with that filter and when lucien came up she said he doesn't trust him...

Like HOW could you tab almost everything and come up with that conclusion?

Ok some people might not be as smart when reading but Sarah said herself on multiple occasions that she loves Lucien!

All i can say is that Luciens story has been foreshadowed and built up since book 1 and the fact that she missed that tells me the only thing she was tabbing was the amount of times feyres toes curled in her boots.

Sorry just defending Lulu with my life!

#pro lucien vanserra #lulu is the solulu #lucien vandaddy #acotar series #sorry may be harsh but hey i didn't say who she was #i actually dont even know her user #jajajj #JAJA #lucien acotar #lucien vanserra #lucien>

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

so… i met miles last night 😭😭

i’m still trying to formulate the words to express how special it was to meet him and how unbelievably lovely he was. i mean, i obviously already knew how lovely he is - but getting to experience it in person is truly something else altogether. he just absolutely radiates good vibes and warmth and truly feels like sunshine in human form ☀️ i also loved that because i tend to be on the quieter side in these situations (after telling him how amazing the show was my brain went pretty blank lol), he actually asked me questions about what songs i’d most enjoyed etc and really engaged with me and also gave me the LOVELIEST hug 🥹

if possible, meeting him has only made me adore and respect him even more than i already did (truly quite an impressive feat), and i just feel so unbelievably grateful to have got to witness the smile on his face when i told him how much i’d loved the show 💖

#sorry this is probably incoherent because i am still absolutely GIDDY 😭😭 #also i’m going to share details/photos/videos of the show later because oh my godddddd #it was absolutely AMAZING 🤩 #SO much happened #but i need a little more energy to sift through all my photos and also type up a remotely coherent version of events lol #aghhhhhhhh #AHHHHHHH #i have lost all capacity for words #i literally can’t remember the last time i was so ridiculously happy 🥹 #miles kane #omb tour #mk glasgow 2024 #my show #lulu posts

[entamewitchlulu]

Look it won't COMPLETELY tank my view of you, but if you tell me cheerfully how you've used generative ai for really any substantive task at all at this point in the game, my respect will in fact slide down a significant few notches.

#like. if you tried it before when the boom first started i get it. #i too thought dall e was funny at first #but at this point if you are so willfully ignorant to the impact THIS late in the game to all fields by this sloppy techbo bullshit #then im sorry but youre losing me. #anyway library coworkers stop suggesting to me to use ai for literally anything or im going to walk into the ocean #lulu talks