#source: portal 2

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Vanessa, to Mike: Well, this is the part where he kills us.

The Yellow Rabbit: Hello. This is the part where I kill you.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Portal 2 #Mike Schmidt #The Yellow Rabbit #Spring Bonnie #William Afton #Vanessa Afton #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE. (Don't think about it!Don't think about it!Don't think about it!)

Android!Jaune: I'm gonna go with ... True, I'll go with true. Huh, That was easy.

Android!Jaune: I'll be honest I might've heard that one Before. Sort of cheating ...

Penny: IT'S A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!

Penny: Stop fighting us! You're going to blow up if we can't get Watt's hack out of you!

Android!Jaune: Uhm, False. I'm gonna go with false-

Weiss: HOW IS HE DUMBER THAN HE WAS AT BEACON!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #penny polendina #source: portal #source: portal 2 #rwby au

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [177/?]      

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#mobius m. mobius #hunter b 15 #loki series #loki spoilers #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: portal 2 #I made this one last week way before episode 4 aired #hi Apollo hi

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Albert Wesker lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my scientists to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wesker

#albert wesker #source: portal 2

[incorrect-star-allies]

Susie: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Susanna Paltrya Haltmann lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #susie haltmann #source: portal 2

[cidrbutincorrectquotes]

Eddy: Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Eddy lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

#source: portal 2 #Eddy #ed edd n eddy #cartoons in danganronpa #CIDR #danganronpa #fanganronpa #incorrect quotes

[turagapohatu]

Krekka: I know you think you’ve won, haven’t you? Krekka: Well, I’m still holding all the cards and guess what? They’re all full houses! Krekka: Never played cards. Meaning to learn.

#source: portal 2 #bionicle #incorrect bionicle quotes #krekka

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Fisher, to Lila: Well done. Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person.’ That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

#who's lila #who’s lila? #detective fisher #lila #source: portal 2 #i waffled between yu and fisher for this quote but fisher feels more fitting i think ghlkdsajfs #idk we'll see if i go back and change it before it posts because tbh that could happen #anyway

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*During the card game in AH Playlist Side B*

Francis: I bet you think you’ve won, haven’t you?

Francis: Well, I’m still holding all the cards, and guess what? They’re all full houses!

Gabby:

Francine:

Zag:

Francis: …I never played cards. Been meaning to learn.

#incorrect quotes #angel hare #francis #angel gabby #francine #angel zaggy #source: portal 2

[cyber-streak-2]

Ghost Starscream, to Galvatron: It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been real busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me?

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: Portal 2 #Galvatron #Starscream #G1 #Transformers G1 #Not a ship

[moonah-rose]

Javier, climbing the mountain: Arthur, I think I see John!

Arthur: HEY, MARSTON! DO YOU STILL HAVE MY HUNTING KNIFE?!

Arthur:

Arthur: ALSO, ARE YOU ALIVE?! Probably should have asked that first.

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #red dead redemption 2 #source: portal 2 #javier escuella #arthur morgan #john marston

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*Post springlocking*

Cassidy, staring at The Yellow Rabbit: Are you dead yet?

Cassidy:

Cassidy: How about now?

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Portal 2 #The Yellow Rabbit #Spring Bonnie #William Afton #Cassidy #The Vengeful Spirit #The One You Should Not Have Killed #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Risky to Shantae during Pirate's Curse: We may be enemies, but we're enemies with a common interest: revenge.

Risky: You like revenge, right, runt? Everybody likes revenge! Well, let's go get some!

#shantae #risky boots #incorrect shantae #source: portal 2

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Neilbot: Oh. It's you. Neilbot: It's been a long time. How have you been? Neilbot: I've been reeeaaaaaally busy being dead. You know. After you murdered me. Neilbot: Look... we both said a lot of things that YOU are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

#cc neilbot #camp camp #source: portal 2 #neil would almost certainly love the portal games so this feels pretty on point

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE PERSON WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

#submission #so everyone! if life gives you lemons; burn a house with them #honestly though i like when he rambles angrily. its funny i think #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #mod terezi #source: portal 2 #oh god now i can't help but imagine this thirteen year old boy child as having the gruff and boisterous voice of jk simmons #someone get him pictures of spider-man #and no vriska does not count

[the-travelers-hub]

Scientist: Well, this is the part where they kill us.

Darkest Lord: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

#miitopia #scientist #darkest lord #incorrect quotes #submission #source: portal 2