#spec-tacular

[kindaorangey]

if this cheese toastie doesn't fix me idk what will

#thunder rambles #its so beautifully melted from what i can see on the outside.... the cheese pull better be spec fucking tacular

[romanromulus]

the thing about amc’s iwtv is that it really does only make sense if they’re fucking. straight people simply don’t have that kind of emotional range

#iwtv #the books? mid. the tom cruise movie? mid. the show? spec-fuckin’-tacular

[mostlikelyshutup]

speaking of zillow, i think the fact that i want to live in my home state, that i want to be around what i had when i was younger and my friends and my family and goddamn my favorite pizza place, and that i will probably never be able to is the biggest fucking disappointment

#because it literally doesn't have to be this way! #like there are so many ways the housing market could be made better #but noooo greedy mother fuckers want to be greedy #and now ill never own a fucking house #k mumbles #i just want a place where im not living above or below anyone and i have a yard and grill and patio #and a sunroom if im lucky #with light and love filling every room #maybe not with a partner but with friends #because at this point ive accepted the fact i'll probably be alone #but like the idea of having a groupd of friends all living in the same house and having a good time together #having tea in the mornings in our kitchen or our sunroom #thats sound spec fucking tacular

[6cunning6linguist6]

"Spec-tacular"👓

#specs appeal #beyond adorable #soxxy girl #truly scrumptious

[bailey6too6bailey]

"Spec-tacular"👓

Bailey Jay

#trans goddess #bailey jay #specs appeal #beyond adorable #grey fox #sweet cheeks #gogo boots #truly scrumptious

[libraearthtravelco]

Couldn't find what I wanted, so I made it myself.

Learning more about Alpha Centauri, how it has 2 binary stars (humans thought was one star they're so close) with eccentric orbits around the same mass center circling together, sometimes closer, sometimes further apart that bascically gravitate to each other had me aching on a whole new level. And DAMN Pratchet and Gaiman for their attention to detail *CHEFS KISS!*

This is my first time I've (as my friend put it) 'Come down with a bad case of fandom'

Thanks all of you for your amazing support and creativity and positivity. We'll get a season 3 and it will be spec-tacular to see Aziraphale's emotional damn break amiright!

#good omens fanart #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fandom #azicrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #crowley x arizaphale #ineffable #michael sheen #david tennant #wait and see #good omens fanwork #neil gaiman

[harveywritings92]

(R/n finds out the new phone number for the diner she works at had previously belonged to the the towns animal shelter. Some people just don’t seem to grasp that they’ve called the diner not animal control, So R/n starts having fun with the more ignorant callers, this happens as her shift ended.)

R/n, hears the phone ring: hold on.

Ghost: The bloody phone again? Just leave it.

R/n, ignores him and put it on speaker: Hello, Ned’s diner.

Caller: Uh, yeah. I have this raccoon in my backyard.

R/n, rolling her eyes: Hmm… that’s nice.

Caller: Yeah, well it seems to be acting strangely… like it’s crazy.

R/n: What do you want me, a waitress, to do about it?

Caller: Well, you should do your job and come out and get rid of it! Isn’t that why I pay my taxes?

R/n: Okay, then. Give me your address.

Caller: *gives out address*

R/n, joking: All right, after I finish closing up the diner I’ll have my boyfriend over with his shotgun at around midnight. There will be a loud noise, so warn your neighbors first. Oh! and since I don’t work for your taxes, just leave 20 bucks inside your mailbox, more if you want a fancy burial. Have a nice day! *click*

Ghost, chuckling: Spec-Fucking-tacular, love. But not the way I would’ve done it.

R/n, cocks a brow as she locks the door: Oh? How would you have handled it?

Ghost: I would’ve spun a tale about how docile and friendly those trash pandas really are and it was probably acting crazy cos it wanted to cuddle!~ 

R/n: Yeah, that would’ve been interesting. However, keep in mind the people in this town aren’t very bright. They probably would’ve taken what you said to heart... And gotten their thumbs chewed off.

[Ghost winces as he recalls what happened to that lady last week; The one who got trampled by a moose, cos her friends dared her to take a selfie with it!]

Ghost: Fair enough, let’s go home. {They hop on R/n’s motorcycle and ride home.)

#S: Not always right #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw ghost

[miepstheguineapig]

Spec-tacular love is in the air! 😍🕶️

This little furball is stealing hearts with some serious swag and a whole lot of sass.

Rocking these heart-shaped glasses like a true fashionista, little Lies how to turn heads and spread the love! 🐹💕

Who needs Cupid when you've got this cutie stealing all the attention? 😘

#cavy #guinea pig #cavia #meerschweinchen #piggy #guinea pigs #pet

[ahedderick]

One elderberry bush a few miles away is very late in ripening. They're usually done in August!

We drove the truck up to the apple trees on top of the ridge this morning. The apples were gorgeous. The burrs I got all over my clothes while picking them, not so highly appreciated.

That's about thirty pounds of apples, and two little clusters of wild grapes that are almost-but-not-quite ripe.

Spec. tacular.

#apples #fallcore #fall harvest #harvest #orchard #apple tree #farmblr #fruit #solarpunk #eat local #elderberry

[storytellingbadger]

Sunspots, Craters and Mortal Things (+ arc 3 cover image)

Chapter 32 "Slumber Party"

Sun, Moon and their handler finally get some desperately-needed sleep.

Read the chapter on AO3 here. Sneak peek...

The endoskeletons slowed to a groaning, grating halt, the red of their optics casting blood-red beams in the near darkness. They stamped down the corridor in slow, jagged paths, twitching as if they’d touched live electricity, their uncanny stillness dissolving under what looked like almost desperate aggression. They wanted to hurt something. They wanted it so badly their limbs shook like they were dragging weight far beyond what their pillar-like limbs could carry.

And she was wedged between two flimsy wooden crates only a few feet away. Spec-bloody-tacular.

The memory of Monty carving a chunk of sheet rock from the wall the size of a human ribcage filled the space behind her eyes like a punch in the face. There was no fighting these things. These things were what lived inside Monty. They were all razor edges and devastating, rock-cleaving might.

Her meagre human bones stood no chance.

#sunspots craters and mortal things #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf dca #fnaf fanfic #luna rivers #fnaf endoskeletons #fnaf security breach

[gautierprotectionsquad]

Ace History Master Post

Links I’ve had since forever about Ace History

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_asexual_history 

https://subliminalacethetic.tumblr.com/post/619676984638898176/historical-references-to-asexuality-among-other various different quotes that mention asexuality in the 1970s

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f26RtnCZepg/TfPR6O-sUPI/AAAAAAAAACs/OUS8rsMWWQw/s1600/asexy%2Bhistory.png

https://acezinearchive.wordpress.com

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/652898526984028160 mention of asexuals in 1907

https://archive.org/details/lesbiantide7705/LesbianTide-7212/page/n10/mode/1up mention of aces in 1972

https://historicallyace.tumblr.com/post/149146363062/allosexual-is-homophobic-and-other-lies-people history of the term allosexual

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636796388272947200/airagorncharda-autismserenity-fornaxed spinsterhood and asexuality

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636795963299823616/nobody-ever-thought-aces-were-lgbt-before-now “Feminism,” by Correa Moylan Walsh, 1917

https://archive.org/stream/feminism00walsrich/feminism00walsrich_djvu.txt 

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636795368168964096/the-acesaros-were-part-of-the-bi-community-until we used to id as bi

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636794763876663296/where-were-you-when-a-history-of-asexual part 1 ace history

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636795004133818368/where-were-you-when-a-history-of-asexual part 2 ace history

https://romanticsapcalebmalphas.tumblr.com/post/636794437830393856/o-no-ur-totally-right-asexuals-are-a-recent 

https://sinistercacophony.tumblr.com/post/651475782155304960/nextstepcake-a-spec-tacular-i-think-one-of-the more ace history multiple links

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xS5Tjux4kjKd_wl6Ah2Kqea3w4OW4HeFLQ4IhDeGk8U/edit 

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=H-dLAAAAIBAJ&sjid=GowDAAAAIBAJ&pg=4543%2C1364094 everybody’s not doing it 1978

https://asexualsartemis.tumblr.com/post/621965390364459008 

https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/03/asexuality-history-internet-identity-queer-archive.html 

https://www.asexuality.org/en/topic/98639-indirect-mentions-of-asexuality-in-magnus-hirschfelds-books/ 1896 1910 1916 1918 1920

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pTtn8Pb5uvtpz1bEhm_22GoCVxlWA_4V5YoXBk2Mnqs/edit Asexual Manifesto by lisa orlando

some alternate links to the sources above in case the links go dead

https://livebloggingmydescentintomadness.tumblr.com/post/141464869185/airagorncharda-autismserenity-fornaxed spinsterhood and asexuality

https://livebloggingmydescentintomadness.tumblr.com/post/141561706624/nobody-ever-thought-aces-were-lgbt-before-now “Feminism,” by Correa Moylan Walsh, 1917

https://livebloggingmydescentintomadness.tumblr.com/post/144682267473/the-acesaros-were-part-of-the-bi-community-until we used to id as bi

https://historicallyace.tumblr.com/post/146262756292/where-were-you-when-a-history-of-asexual  part 1 ace history

https://historicallyace.tumblr.com/post/146268437437/where-were-you-when-a-history-of-asexual  part 2 ace history

https://livebloggingmydescentintomadness.tumblr.com/post/141732459625/o-no-ur-totally-right-asexuals-are-a-recent  

https://a-spec-tacular.tumblr.com/post/189475280464/i-think-one-of-the-most-important-things-we-can

more ace history multiple links

#asexual #ace #asexual spectrum #acespec #asexual history #queer history #romanticsap #external links

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Five Times Someone Mistook Roman And Remus (And One Time They Finally Met)

5. Janus and Patton

[1] [2] [3] [4] • [+1]

Word Count: 1361

Rating: Teen

Pairings: Dukexiety, pining Roceit, developing Logicality

Warnings: drunkenness, a fair amount of implied sexual context (the only character who actually has sex is sober), jealousy, did I mention drunkenness

~~~START~~~

“C’mon, Re, it’ll be fun!” Patton tried, poking the moping blanket burrito currently curled up on his couch.  

“Nooooo!” The burrito whined.  

“Virgil will be home tomorrow; it’s your birthday, let’s celebrate!”  

The burrito didn’t react. Time for plan B.  

“I need a wingman.” 

“…fine.” 

~~~ 

“Pleeeease, Logan?” Roman begged, pulling out the puppy dog eyes.  

“Roman, I do not enjoy loud music or drunk people,” Logan waved him off, focusing instead on his tax forms or something — Roman wasn’t paying attention.  

“You didn’t invite me to my own birthday party!” 

“We sent Remy to find you, the fact that the man he brought back was not you is not my fault.” 

“Gurl that’s why we’re going to the club!” Remy pointed out from where he was making himself a latte. “To make up for the party.” 

“Besides,” Janus added, smirking. “Do you really trust us,” he motioned to himself, Remy, and Roman, “to go out unsupervised? Who knows what kind of trouble we might get into.” 

“…you have a point. Fine, but you are all going with me to the opening of the planetarium next week.” 

“Deal!” 

“As long as they have coffee.” 

“I suppose that’s fair.” 

“Excellent, then we shall go to the club tonight.” 

~~~ 

In the end, Patton hadn’t needed Remus’s help to find a cute guy, but the last time he’d seen his friend, he’d looked like he was having fun.  

Patton was having fun too; he was a few drinks in — just enough to be a little tipsy — and talking to the most specs-tacular man he’d ever seen. Said man was certainly more than a few drinks in, but the way he was drunkenly babbling about space was the most endearing thing Patton had ever seen.  

“–and the photos from the James Webb Space Telescope! Have you seen them?” 

“I don’t think so,” Patton smiled, flagging down the bartender for another drink.  

“Wait, I have them on my phone,” the man — Logan — fumbled around in his pocket. “Here.” 

Patton looked as Logan thumbed through the photos for him.  

“They’re really pretty!” 

“They’re more than pretty,” Logan stressed. “They’re stunning! They’re gorgeous! They’re– they’re… words’re hard.” 

Logan picked up his glass, then glared at it as he found it to be empty.  

“Here.” Patton placed the water he’d ordered in front of the other man. “I think you’ve had enough alcohol.” 

Logan stared at the glass, then at Patton, his face completely unreadable.  

“You’re gorgeous,” he said eventually. “As humans, one possible objective is to copulate, therefore would you like to procreate– copulate? Proculate… copreate?” 

“Oh, sweetie,” Patton giggled. “You’re drunk. Did you come here with anyone? Do you need me to call you a cab?” 

“I’m not drunk,” Logan insisted. “You’re drunk. I’m sober perfectly.” 

“Okay,” Patton smiled, grabbing a pen that had been discarded on the bar. “Here’s my number, you can call me tomorrow if you still want to copreate. Do you have someone to take you home, or should I call you a cab?” 

“Janus can cab,” Logan answered unhelpfully, though he was pointing at someone across the room.  

“Is that Janus?” Patton asked, trying to figure out who Logan was pointing to. 

“Yes.” 

“Okay, upsy daisy, let’s go find Janus.”  

Patton had to support most of his weight as Drunk Logan proved to have little control over his long limbs. They made it halfway through the crowd before a man materialized in front of them.  

“How much have you had to drink?” The man demanded of Logan, ignoring Patton for the time being.  

“Only a little bit. Me and Patton were talking about stars,” Logan answered. This did not seem to satisfy the man — presumably Janus.  

“Logan, you drove us here!” 

“I shouldn’t drive,” Logan answered. “We should taxi. We should taxi to Patton’s!” 

“No, sweetie,” Patton cut in. “You should go home; you can call me tomorrow if you want.” 

Logan pouted. Janus and Patton exchanged a commiserative glance, and then Patton was transferring Logan’s weight on to Janus.  

“Thank you,” Janus said.  

Patton just nodded before turning around and pushing through the crowd once more. It was about time for him and Remus to get going too… he just needed to find Remus.  

He’d just turned to look in a different direction when someone bumped into him, sending him stumbling and causing his glasses to fall off. He got down on the ground to look for them, but just before he could reach them, a stray foot accidentally stepped on them.  

“Oh shit! I’m sorry dude!” The man who’d stepped on his glasses apologized.  

“No worries,” Patton waved him off tiredly as he collected the broken pieces — the lenses seemed to be intact, but the frames were bent. He sighed and stuffed the pieces into his pocket, he still had to find Remus.  

~~~ 

This night was not going how Janus had imagined it.  

First, Remy peeled off after the first round of drinks (which was to be expected), then Logan left to get another round and never returned (unexpected, but perfect for what Janus had planned), but then Roman spotted a hot guy across the room and left before Janus could get to the confession part!  

After that he might have had another drink, or two, or three.  

Maybe four.  

His friends had yet to resurface, but Janus was in his drinking phase where he hated and resented everyone, so he didn’t care much.  

Of course, then he’d spotted a drunk Logan being supported by a stranger and Bitter Janus turned into Mom-Friend Janus in an instant as he moved to intervene.  

The stranger, it seemed, was trying to send Logan home, so Janus accepted his friend from him and dragged him back to the table he’d been wallowing at. Logan was drunker than Janus had ever seen him — if the excessive use of contractions and incorrect grammar were anything to go off of — but he’d still need to find Roman and Remy before he could take him home.  

He pulled out his phone to text them, and found two missed texts from Remy from over an hour ago.  

Hey babes, went home 😏🍆🍑 

And then twenty minutes later: 

Home safe. Being safe 😎💦 

Well, that was one less person to worry about, now he just had to find– 

“Snakey!” 

Roman draped himself over Janus’s back, wrapping his arms securely around his waist. 

“Hello, Roman. I wasn’t just looking for you,” Janus replied, trying — unsuccessfully — to dislodge the other man from his person.  

“You’re funny,” Roman declared, obviously also extremely inebriated. “You’re like… like Dr. Trick-le and Mr. Lies!” 

Roman laughed at his own terrible nickname, and Janus rolled his eyes fondly.  

“How much have you had to drink?” 

“Soooo much,” Roman drawled, slowly transferring more and more weight onto Janus. “I gotta find him though.” 

“Remy went home, Ro, you don’t need to find anyone. Can you walk on your own? I need to support Samuel Adams over here.” 

“I gotta go home with–” 

“I’m not letting you go home with someone while this drunk,” Janus cut him off quickly, fighting off the return of Bitter Janus. “I’m ordering an Uber and we’ll all go back to my place.” 

Roman found this very funny for some reason, but Janus ignored his laughter and finally shook the man off. He grabbed Logan and began dragging him out of the club without looking back — though he knew Roman was following because he was still laughing.  

He shoved Logan into the middle seat of the Uber once it arrived, and vehemently ignored the sharp pang he felt when he noticed that Roman was wearing a different shirt than he’d come in.  

All he wanted to do was get home and sleep through the massive hangover he already knew he’d have, what Roman did and didn’t do with another man while they were at the club did not matter.  

~~~ 

Remus was pretty drunk by the time Patton finally found him — a much harder task when he didn’t have his glasses — and he didn’t put up any fight as Patton dragged him out of the club and into a cab. 

~~~END~~~

Virgil had to be removed from the situation, he’d see too much, he’d know

Janus: his shirt is different >:(

Also Janus: *doesn’t notice that all of his clothes are different and he has a mustache*

(They’ll kiss in the next part I swear)

Doppelgänger taglist:

@royalty-of-all-things-snuggly @pixelated-pineapple @knight-shives @misunderstood-shadowling @minamishipsit2

#sanders sides #ts sanders sides #roman sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #remy sanders #virgil sanders #dukexiety #roceit #logicality #intruxiety #princeit #doppelgänger au #thursday writes #my writing #sanders sides fanfiction

[specs-tacularmen]

Nam Thành

How to be specs-tacular

hai hai một không một hai

#nam thành #vietnamese superbody #specs on the beach #specs and pecs #asian specs #specs and muscle #specs and abs #male perfection #asian muscle worship #viet specs #vietnamesebodybuilder #vietnamese hunk

[theplottdump]

It was Chad's turn to ask a question now, but he was interrupted by a man in a spec-tacular Elvis jumpsuit taking the center stage.

Chad: Oh my watcher. Poppy: Is that-

Michael Bublé: Alright Diners! It's 3AM and you know what that means!! One lucky table is going to have the opportunity to - now say this with me - Dance for their Dessert! (No one said it with him)

Michael Bublé: We need some volunteers!! Table 4, I saw you lookin' my way. No? How about you table five! Random Deco Sims: // You're rubbish! // Get off the stage!! //

Chad: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Poppy: No, absolutely not. Chad: Too bad Pops, it's my turn.

Michael Bublé: What about you table three? Table six?

Chad spoke up from the corner of the restaurant.

Chad: We'll dance! Poppy: I can't believe you're doing this to me again.

Michael Bublé: You there! The familiar blonde one and the cranky brunette! Come on up Table Nine!

Everyone give them a big round of applause! (scattered clapping and some coughs)

#the save's most tortured sim #Plott Gen 6 #Main Plott #Gen6Part4 #Poppy Plott #Chad Chinsley #Sim Michael Bublé

[bailey6too6bailey]

"Spec-tacular"👓

Bailey Jay

#trans goddess #bailey jay #specs appeal #glorious cleavage #drop dead gorgeous #hot 💋 #truly scrumptious

[atomskdluffy]

I went to see Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors for a friend's birthday yesterday, which would be the first time in years I've gone to see a play in-person, and also the first time in over a decade or two that I've seen a theater production in NYC. It was spec-fucking-tacular! Such a stunning performance! I was laughing my ass off! I miss theater so much! Plus I got to spend the time with some wonderful friends and both of my partners, and despite some hiccups here and there it was a helluva good time! It was a good idea to stay over (brunch was top notch!), but it sadly did not help the traffic in the city as it is a nightmare to drive through no matter the time of day it seems. Couldn't dampen the mood though, I'm so glad my friend had such a fun birthday!