#squeezing you very hard

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

That's the face he makes when he's feeling silly.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I tried so hard to squeeze in the fact this bar boy was 100% down to take on wwx's surname. #Unfortunately for him...sitting at the table is a man who's biggest dream is to hyphenate his surname with that very same man #though as far as I'm aware taking on your husbands surname is culturally a very different process in this setting #but in modern times I think the surname thing would genuinely be a point of contention for these guys. #wwx of old would hate taking someone else's name. And wwx of 'i want to be an attic wife' future would want nothing less #lwj of 'we are equals and I want to represent that as much as our bond' would argue his point like a law case. #lwj of now has to sit at a table and see someone living his dream and he's too lawful of indiscriminate killing. But he's thinking about it #It's like the relationship between you & your laptop & your cat. lwj is the cat that is *going* to make you pay attention to him. #apologies for soft-skipping an upload yesterday. I had to redo a few comics and it set me back B*(

[puppyeared]

Why have sex when u can watch blackhead removal videos

#u even get bad sex. which is when you want to throttle the neck of whoever’s doing said blackhead removal #someone in the comments section said all of us are watching this thinkijg move over and let me do it. and honestly. yeah #it’s hard to find good videos that either 1) dont cut out just before the satisfying part or 2) don’t take fucking FOREVER to do it #in the most cursed awful way possible #im very passionate about this. unfortunately I can’t just blurt this out like a water cooler conversation #but it’s fucking satisfyingggggg #I’m not a big fan of the squeezing but like if u use the tweezers JUST RIGHT and twirl it around and then PULL IT OUT. chills #if orgasms were real that’s what it would feel like #I feel like laios dunmeshi just talking about this #yapping

[taffywabbit]

i just woke up so i haven't actually watched the pokemon direct thingy yet, but i heard they mentioned they aren't pushing out another console release at all for 2024 and if that's true then frankly THAT news is way more hype than any actual game announcement could ever be. go girl let us wait!! this is genuinely what i've been begging for for years now

like, oh a new Legends game? that's neat i guess. oh wait it's being given literally ANY time to cook and they aren't crunching Game Freak to hell and back in order to pump out a bunch of half-baked annual releases for the first time in ages?? NOW we're fuckin talking. LOVE to see the torturous cycle broken

#buny text #pokemon #granted they may have just delayed their plans simply because nintendo still isn't releasing a new console til pretty late in the year #and they cannot feasibly keep trying to squeeze things down into a format the switch can (barely) handle without losing goodwill #but i'd like to hope that this also proves they don't need to be pumping out 3 console titles and multiple DLCs in such short spans of time #i'd love to see what might happen if the pokemon devs were ever given the kind of long thorough dev cycles that the zelda team gets #like let gamefreak cook for as long as they need and release when they actually feel it's ready. please. #as frustrated as i am with how SV turned out the majority of my frustration was that you can still FEEL the devs' passion in there #but it's massively overshadowed by jank and lack of polish and design decisions that would only ever be made under intense time pressure #the last chunk of that game's story is cool as hell but getting there was such a depressing experience that it's very hard to recommend #these are clearly artists who still have good ideas and interesting experiences to create! give them the time they need to do it properly!

[jimmyspades]

Alan Shore: It's the night before the Supreme Court and I'm tired. Denny Crane: It's always the night before something. Alan Shore: Yes, well the something tomorrow is the highest court, and a man's life is at stake... A man is facing death! Shut up! You said you wanted to be part of this case. Well, be part of it, dammit! It's the Supreme Court! BOSTON LEGAL 4.17 "The Court Supreme"

#this very rare glance of business casual alan 😵‍💫 #and he's YELLING 😵‍💫😛 #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #actual context aside. alan coming home whipping off his tie crashing on the couch. head aching. stressed. long day of hard cases bad client #holding him in your lap stroking his hair. rubbing his arm squeezing his hand and just listening #his complaining turns to mumbles turn to sighs and soft kisses #whatever. whatever! my husband alan whatever. telling him he's the handsomest man in the world. he loves you so much he believes you

[jerry-hornes-foot]

Caging Steve ✨️

499 words

18+ only

Smut

Steve Harrington x Gender Neutral Reader

Tags: dom/sub; dom!reader; sub;steve; chastity cage; phone sex; masturbation; orgasm denial; touch denial; pet names; baby (steve); sweet thing (steve); explicit language

Your finger tangles in the cord of the phone as you lie flat on your stomach on the neatly made hotel bed. As it rings you can feel your heart fluttering inside your chest, excitement building so much you struggle to withhold ecstatic giggles.

"Hello?"

The sound of Steve's voice crackling down the line makes you melt into the mattress it takes you a second to compose yourself, earning another soft "Hello?".

"I thought I'd call and check on you." Your voice is stern and cold, juxtaposing the way you're lying on the bed and kicking your feet like a lovesick teenager.

"What you don't trust me?" He replies. Even over the phone you can hear that smug grin.

"Not one bit, Harrington."

"Well I think you've made pretty sure I'll behave the whole weekend." He says, with a laugh.

You laugh back, slipping your hand into your pocket and gently squeezing the padlock key you hid in there earlier.

"How do I know you're still wearing it?"

There's a pause on the other end of the line, then a light jingling sound as Steve carefully moves the padlock over the metal of the chastity cage.

"Good enough for you?"

"What a good boy." You purr. "It gets me so hot knowing you're wearing that for me."

Rolling over onto your back you breathe heavily into the phone, nestling the handset between your face and shoulder as you unbutton your jeans and push them down around your hips slightly.

"I don't think I can wait until I get home to you, Harrington."

"No?"

You groan performitavely as your hand slips down into your underwear.

"I can't bear it Steve, just the sound of your voice is so.... mmmphh... I've just got to touch myself."

Steve is quiet on the other side of the phone, but you can hear a slight tremour in his breathing as he listens to your sighs.

"Bet you wish you were here don't you, sweet thing? Letting me touch you like this?"

"Yes..." Steve's voice wobbles slightly.

"How's it feel, baby?"

"Tight." Steve replies. "Feels good. Fits just right."

"I picked it just for you." You coo. "I knew you couldn't be trusted home alone. You're mine Harrington, all mine, and you don't get to play without me. Understand?"

Steve mumbles a shaky "mhmm" as your hips buck up into your hand, making you groan long and loud.

"Just you wait until I get home." You whisper in a strained breath, your jaw tightening as your fingers chase a peaking orgasm. "I'm going to fuck you so hard."

"Please..." Steve whines. "I'm all yours, I need you to come home and ruin me."

The pathetic tone of Steve's voice as he begs for your touch pushes you over the edge, your head rushing as your body jerks under your own touch.

"Oh don't you worry, sweet thing." You murmer, head still swimming. "When I'm done with you the only thing you'll remember is my name."

#very very important you all picture steves pretty half-hard cock while reading this #squeezing against the bars of the cage you picked him #for being a brat #anyway in the mood to bully steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut #gender neutral reader #jerryhorneskink

[wewontbesleeping]

you fire off missiles cause you hate yourself, but do you know you're demolishing me?

#and then you squeeze my hand as i'm about to leave #UGHH my biggest fear is that ttpd will have songs like this. #(and i also want them VERY BADLY) #but it's going to be impossible for me #idk i'm going to be honest i feel like i might be on the edge of a mental breakdown for real lol #it is so fucking hard to love someone who is struggling with mental illness when they shut you out #knowing you're someone's future history...

[ratgingi]

boutta write a nice anon letter @ you prepare yourself gayboy

OH GODOHF UCK

PEOPLE BEING NICE TO ME EVENT 381847 REVIVED 471947917428 HEALED FORWVER

(my secret is its easy to be nice and full of love when people like you guys exist in the world 💕 you make it worth it whoever may be reading this ily /p)

#EXPLODONG QND CRYINF ANE WEEPING AND WAILING ........... TURN ON LOCATION RN SO I CAN HUG YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU AND CRY REALLY HARD /POS #IDK WHY YOU ALL ARE FEELING LOVEY TO ME TONIGHT BUT ILY VERY MUCH OK /P #interactions #healing herbs #<- get happy tagged nerd [silly]

[honeysuckle-venom]

Dyspraxia is annoying

#text post #my post #i've always had very weak grip strength #like my doctors would tell me to squeeze their fingers and then be like 'really? are you squeezing as hard as you can? really?' #and over time it's gotten way better than when i was a kid partly bc i've done exercises for it #but it's still not great and tonight i was unable to open my ice cream container. tragic. #i bought fancy gelato bc PMS but i cannot open it :( :( :(

[lucienarcheron]

You're OG Elucien Mother and the sweetest person in this fandom and I won't be accepting alternative opinions.

anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply/comment, just publish.

#asks #Anonymous #not replying is very hard. #i wanna squeeze you with all my love 'nonnie SOBS #you are much too kind!!!!

[l48yr1nth]

Hi. Just wanted to say I really like your art. The way you use shapes is truly amazing and I love every art piece that comes up on my dash. :).

I AM. GOING. TO CRY.!

thank you and i love you and ur awesome and . i love you. :) :) :3

#labyanswering #incoming. incomprehensible ramblings #i seriously cannot say enough how much this rocks to read #i teared up a bit. maybe a sniffle #but i didn't tell you that #you. grab my heart and squeezed it a little #had to sit and take a breath for a second after reading and processing this ask #GRABS YOU #SHAKES YOU VIOLENTLY #DONT BE SO SWEET IN MY INBOX ! IM SHORT CIRCUITING AND OVERHEATING AND MALFUNCTIONING!!! #kisses u gently on the head /p #u are too sweet to me. #im going to. EXPLODE. ALL OVER. EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! #if you ever talk to me again i will GET YOU #very very happy. veryVERY. happy. #have not been having the greatest of times (relatively) lately. u are why i keep going #i have like been struggling to keep up with my own blog lately and like. tears up a little. #i don't do art for validation but i'm NOT the social-est person so uploading and interacting is a bit of a difference from my usual self;; #and hearing that like. u guys like my stuff so much is my main (like 99%) motivation for continuing to draw and post #also this community rocks! i've made so many friends with similar interests!! I GET TO KNOW SO MANY AWESOME FUCKING ARTISTS!! #PEOPLE I FOR REAL LOOK UP TO IN TERMS OF ART TALK AND DRAW WITH ME!! #AND PEOPLE MIGHT LOOK UP TO ME AS WELL! #AND PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I MAKE! #AND I CAN SEE SO MANY THINGS OTHER PEOPLE MAKE! #THAT I LIKE SO MUCH! #im rambling so hard im sorry #but like i can't put it into words #properly at least #i may not know exactly who you are but i need you to know that i think ur awesome! u rock! #ok im up an hour past when i usually go to bed i have to GO. BYE.

[noisytenant]

how safe are weed vapes compared to like regular vapes? I've recently heard vapes are like horrible for you cus you're just smoking a shit ton of chemicals but does that depends on what's being smoked?....since you said the weed is just being heated up is there less chemical intake overall or just less combustion byproduct like you said before (sorry if this makes like no sense I'm not familiar with this stuff at all or how it works lol but I also had a really bad experience with edibles and have bad lungs so I just wanted to know a bit more)

Hey sorry for responding so late I had gotten most of this post done after you first sent it but I ran out of energy and got too perfectionistic. Anyways here it is:

Excellent question! The first formal modern e-liquid vape was only released in 2003, though various attempts had been made earlier, which means we are still researching the long-term effects they have on health. When the average person says "vape", they almost exclusively mean "e-liquid vape".

Currently, what we can see about e-liquid vapes: They're not very good. They do reduce some smoking risks (no tar) but introduce other risks, and have a reputation of being safer and a potential smoking cessation aid while a reality of unregulated and poorly sourced ingredients which can cause acute and lasting lung damage.

Dry herb vaping, which is what I recommend, is much more straightforward, but only recently popularized and thus still needing more research.

At the risk of being a square: Any time you intentionally inhale something other than air, you're introducing more risk than if you simply never smoked or vaped anything. But like don't let that stop you, we take on risk all the time, that's what harm reduction's all about babey

Dry Vapes are Not Vapes

A vape or e-cigarette is a device that heats and vaporizes a liquid carrier with a suspension of the psychoactive chemical, either nicotine or THC. These are what people think of when they think of vapes, and these are generally the most problematic for having untested and unregulated chemicals while being touted as healthier.

A dry vape/dry herb vaporizer is the method I recommend, which heats the plant material (or concentrate like wax--I haven't done this myself personally) and evaporates the cannabinoids and terpenes without combustion. It's basically like baking your weed in a tiny oven.

This method was popularized most recently in 1993 with Eagle Bill's Shake and Vape, though apparently the principle of boiling vapor has existed since ancient times.

General Smoking Health Risks

Tobacco and weed both produce "tar" when burned--a catch-all for a variety of chemicals, many of which are carcinogenic, produced during combustion. The tar isn't made from the THC or the nicotine, but from the plant matter itself and its additives. If you burn plant matter and inhale the smoke, you inhale a certain number of toxic and carcinogenic chemicals.

There is some conflict on if smoking weed causes cancer. It certainly doesn't carry the same correlation as tobacco, but the reasons are unknown. We don't have long-term studies verifying a connection between the two. Very preliminary lab tests suggest that THC and CBD have antitumor effects, but it'll be a while before we can figure out the deal. There is still risk!!!

Regardless, the deposition of tar in lungs is an irritant and increases risks of things like bronchitis. For someone with asthma or weak lungs, smoking of any kind causes problems.

E-Cigarettes, or e-liquid vapes

E-cigarettes were manufactured to counter tobacco cigs starting in 2003. An e-cig heats a liquid with a suspension of nicotine, atomizing it into droplets of vapor that are then inhaled.

The liquid is usually propylene glycol or glycerol with other additives like flavorants. It seems like propylene glycol and glycerol have been safe for ingestion as a food additive, but being atomized in an inhaled form is pretty new and the effects aren't well-known.

The major issue is that we don't have a standardized and proven-effective vape juice formula. E-liquid is poorly regulated and many samples contain entirely unidentified substances.

This is the major cause for concern.

THC vape liquids have similar issues, including being cut with Vitamin E acetate, which was correlated with a string of vaping-related lung disease, though not fully confirmed to be the culprit.

Hopefully this delineates why vaping, as in e-liquid vaping, is problematic, and why dry vape is comparatively safer.

Why dry herb vape?

The boiling of the material introduces fewer (but not 0) unknown or undesired chemicals into the airstream. You're primarily getting the cannabinoids.

On a user experience level: It's quite weed-efficient, the weed tastes better w/o the smoke, it produces less smell, the vapor is less harsh on the lungs (you can and will still cough if you inhale too much tho), not much less portable than a joint

You can get a bong adapter and get megahigh still (I do have a bong but I don't like getting that fucked up)

Some vapes can heat concentrates, wax, etc. for potent highs (I haven't done this. But you can. Research yourself)

The already vaped bud (AVB) can be saved and reused for edibles, extracts, and concentrates; it's gonna be stripped of a lot of the psychoactives already, but not all of them--obvs be mindful of dosing here

Downsides: You do have to recharge battery vapes and get over the learning curve of batteryless (I'm pretty shit at using mine). You also have to clean your equipment every once in a while which is nbd for me who likes cleaning but yknow it does require upkeep. Easier than cleaning a bong tho

So, could you dry vape tobacco?

You can, but you probably shouldn't. Nicotine itself is highly physically and psychologically addictive and classified as toxic, and while it isn't considered carcinogenic, it is potentially a tumor promoter.

Pretty much everyone I know who's on nic tells me they don't like it, they wish they could quit, and they would never want me or anyone else to start.

Last, some Dry Herb Vaporizer Tips

Controlling the temperature allows you to control which cannabinoids are released to a certain extent.

Hot vapor can still irritate your lungs. Keeping a relatively low temperature (Guides indicate the best range) and having a long enough vapor path that the vapor can cool will help you have a smoother inhale.

Do not use a vaporizer with cheap elements. Plastic near the heating element will cause by-products.

Contaminants and pesticides can be inhaled, source your material appropriately

Overheating can still cause combustion. You will smell, taste, and see smoke if this happens.

All the physical and psychological risks of weed are present--Take it easy, know your limits, don't vape or smoke when you're in an unstable state, etc.

Thanks for reading, I hope this helps you make informed decisions and potentially find a way of intaking weed that suits your needs :) If you have any more Qs I'll try to answer (IN FEWER WORDS)

#indexed post #LONG POST #weed #vaping #vape #dry herb vaporizer #Also I don't want to plug brands that hard you can look on reddit for recs but #I got a combo deal of the potv ONE (battery) and the dynavap M (batteryless) for like $160 on sale and #while its an investment it's very worth it imo. Again the general efficiency and the AVB add a lot #I am not a heavy user by any means but I like. Have so much weed. I cant go thru it all. #Cuz its very efficient you can squeeze like 2-3 sessions out of one chamber of weedwhich is like #Idk how much goes into one pot its probably like 0.5-2g.

[heich0e]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS BABIES!! I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH, AND IF YOU CAN'T SAY IT AT CHRISTMAS WHEN CAN YA <3

#i know the holidays can be a very hard time of year for people but please know i love you and am thinking of you #and if you're in the northern hemisphere the days are only getting longer now!! the sun is coming back!! a new year is on the horizon #sendin u a squeeze and a hot cocoa (or a cold one for the ppl in the dead of summer) and the sincerest wishes for a lovely holiday #and if this time of year is just too much for you then i am tucking you into bed with a little kiss and i will come wake ya up in january!!

[dutybcrne]

Bruh love the idea of Kaeya holding his partner so gently at any given moment. Person twice his height and buff asf? Mans got his arm secured around their waist as best he can and tenderly holding their hand. Someone shorter than him? Same thing.

#//IT'S EQUALITY #hc; kaeya #//I do like to think he loves doing it most with partners much more built/taller than him tho #//Let them have a turn at feeling soft and held tenderly #//He likes it when they do it; but he very much loves to give them that treatment too #//A nice protective; gentle hold; occasionally squeezing their waist/hands when he feels like it #//With Kae; you will feel TREASURED and LOVED #//Y'know what? Love this for Halfdan too #//Except you'd be hard pressed to find ANYBODY taller than him I think lololol #hc; halfdan

[oculusxcaro]

If Khare loses a limb or any body part, it will start thrashing and moving about on it's own, continuing to function for at least an hour after being detatched from the main body.

#🌈 || headcanons #🌈 || musings #body horror tw #body horror cw #You know how like lizard tails continue wriggling after falling off? #It's kind of like that with her fingers and hands #It will start thrashing and grabbing onto things and even squeeze very hard #In bad cases the flesh will start warping and trying to regenerate by itself #Usually growing fleshy tendrils and random eyes/teeth amongst exposed flesh #This is what happened to the bear that attacked her when she was travelling south #It was so stressful and frightening an experience that the severed limb IMMEDIATELY went on the attack instead of flopping around #Those tendrils can really hurt esp with dim electrical pulses

[rowenabean]

Chill work day today right when I needed it, such a blessing

#shout out to the families who book a separate appointment for every single person they want to get seen #very often people try to squeeze into each other's appointments and that's actually really hard #happy to have you all in the room together if you book enough time! #it's such a blessing in general when people book enough time for what they have to talk about i love it so much #rowena adventures #medicine #i honestly really needed this today i could not have coped with much more than that

[myfirstandlast]

going through answered asks from when i was 18 wanting to hold myself so tightly

#i’ve never cared for the whole i wish i could see my younger self thing #because from where i was standing it was always still bad so thought why would i want to see them now #things are going to become very hard again very soon but last year was the best year of my entire life #i did something terrifying and then i claimed my life as my own #and a year later i have a car! and im driving! you can’t understand how impossible of a thought this was to me before #i live on my own and i’ve decorated my body and my bedroom and i can buy things i never thought id be able to own #i miss connecting with others my dash is a total wasteland now but i just #seriously cannot believe where i am right now. even though some things are still so screwed up and more screwed things are on the way #and i’m terrified of course. january is the perfect month to feel like ending it all. too much unknown #but still 2023 felt like magic i didn’t deserve and yet i basked in it #i’m not incredibly successful i’m not very interesting but im still so proud of myself somehow. even though i hate myself #it’s not as much as i used to. i appreciate myself more now and i can see how i needed me to get here. and im grateful for me #and for everything i have. i’m just speechless i can’t believe the life i currently have #i’m waiting to enter the era of travelling and intimate get together those areas are still slow coming #but if i could do this i can only hope and hope and squeeze my eyes tight to make them appear someday #i miss so many things but i don’t miss the old me. she sucked but she also cared and she’s still here in fragments #it’s strange to write this way i’ve never felt this sort of compassion before i was so so deeply depressed #it was inescapable and for good reason i don’t know how i made it through anything i’ve endured #i have to thank myself for always being too scared to die