#squinting woman

[torturedspoetsdepartment]

spiderband + the squinty™

bonus:

#i know hobie’s not totally squinting but that’s the closest he gets in the whole movie #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderman #spider man #spider woman #spiderband #spider band #spiderpunk #miguel o’hara #spiderman 2099 #spider man 2099 #mine

[pocket-deer-boy]

I’m fully expecting matt’s twitter behavior rn to be an intentional harassment campaign of constantly poking and prodding at trans women until they say something that could potentially be construed as a death threat and then retaliating in full force to attempt to get them banned off of twitter as well. I mean, he really, REALLY wants to interpret these things as death threats.

#i feel like maybe i focus a lot on matt’s behavior #but also i feel like he offers a lot of insight into transmysoginist behavior because. well. he’s stupid #he’s stupid enough to be very blatant in what he does and how he’s doing it #like this is all about trying to portray a trans woman as even hypothetically dangerous to him #but of course because they’re explicitly not being dangerous #because HE HIMSELF is APPROACHING THEM and INITIATING THE FUCKING INTERACTION #all he can do is try to twist words into something that might. through very bigoted squinting. sound like an actionable threat and not #you know. a response to constantly being poked and prodded at by someone very keen on twisting your words

[sracha]

lol

#rosebird #strqrock au #if you squint . #hello everyone. saw jesus today. enjoy the silly sappy rosebird!! #running out of captions thog don’t care. woman are my favorite guy ❤️😎 #fighting a very perilous battle with backgrounds rn if I die I dieeee #oh my god i forgot. okay brown eyes summer in this. finally some colored contacts....THEY ARE PRETTYYYY OKAYYYY #‼️‼️‼️💣🔨 #the babygirlyest raven ive ever drawn i fear...(worst thing ive ever said) #they just had the most embarassing phone call so bad that raven turned the weather channel all the way up so no one can hear her scream #“’YOU WANNA WHAATTT‼️“’ like yeah bro go crawl up to her window for a kissy rn… or I will >:| #or get your spine rearranged idk mannnn GET OVER THERRREEE!!!

[subbyp]

a plot wherein Sanji experiences the Villain Shapeshifts Into the Object of the Hero’s Innermost Hidden Desires scenario and it’s just Zoro but as a woman who bathes regularly. like same build and personality and everything

#one piece #opla #black leg sanji #zoro/sanji #zosan #I imagine this as opla in particular because a) I just like it better and b) la!Zoro could already pass for a butch woman if you squint #like is it just me or is la!Zoro intentionally made up and lit to make his features appear more androgynous than his actor’s features??

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[2ctheocean]

Also Benson getting TRIGGERED this episode. Like Livy had to deal with Noah springing a half brother on her, Noah using the word real to describe a brother he didn't know and not her. Having the brother's family be domestic rich heteronormative couple while she's a single mom. Having Noah want to stay with them and not her, even for the night. Having to talk about Johnny D.

(No doubt all she can think about is the stuff with Shelia)

Being filmed in a state of undress.

Letting her guard down to talk about her Trauma with Elliot with Amanda... and not just letting her guard down but letting it all the way down (Liv doesn't strike me as someone who gets that tipsy and that open easily)

Only for Amanda to reveal that she's leaving too.

Like for the love of god, can someone PLEASE just finally choose Olivia Benson.

#law and order svu #olivia benson #amanda rollins #bensler #if you squint #could be #barson #too i guess #we just want this woman to be happy #Amanda was the only girlfriend she had #why dick #WHY #I am still out #no rollins no ratings #reminder to reblog and not just heart or this post dies here

[demigodofhoolemere]

When you know a character and their material like the back of your hand and you see someone say something about the character as if it’s a known trait of theirs but you’ve literally never seen that happen

#saw a review for an old first doctor novel that said that steven’s ���capacity to fall for the wrong type of woman’ was ‘very much in place’ #his… his what? #is this a thing that happened repeatedly in the novels for some reason and i’ve been blissfully unaware of it? #he literally never gets anything romantic in the show #you can see steven/sara if you squint like i did and apparently big finish did as well #but that’s it and that’s already a stretch #and at that sara is not the wrong kind of woman so it wouldn’t describe her anyway #is this about steven being attracted to the drahvin for a hot minute or something? #because it was literally about a minute. very quickly realized that they suck and then never looked at them like that the rest of the story. #but there’s nothing else to draw from lol #so i have to assume that either the novels kept doing this to him for some reason #or this person is just living in a dream world about who steven is lol #i’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it’s the novels because i know some very odd choices have been made in them #but still. what??? #classic who #steven taylor

[196794]

lil sneak peek of damien

#marcie (or her sketch) is there if u squint #insert img of short guy looking up at tall woman meme #p

[allyriadayne]

just answered an ask about jace and sara snow but had to delete a whole tangent about jace and queen alysanne. so here are some scattered thoughts with no real purpose

jace's journey to winterfell serves several purposes. one of them is the obvious one of gathering allies for rhaenyra's cause, convincing the lords and garnering promises of support; and the other one is to set winterfell and the north as a literal and metaphorical turning point. what do i mean by this? well, the only other targaryen excursion of note to the north was queen alysanne's visit to winterfell and the wall where most importantly, she charmed the starks and something strange happened with her dragon silverwing. and that's exactly what happened to jace! he charmed the starks and apparently, vermax, thought to be a male, laid eggs in the crypts of winterfell (and he's visiting the wall on the show?!? it's like they are reading my mind too). to me, it's obvious grrm is setting up part of the magical plot through these targaryen incursions for when it's time to fight the others but i'm not going to get into the present timeline.

most importantly, the pact of ice and fire was made. at the barebones, an agreement between the starks and targaryens. alysanne convinced a reluctant alaric stark to give up the new gift to the night's watch, while jace convinced cregan stark to lead his men south to fight for rhaenyra. it's interesting to think both jace and alysanne managed to convince two lord starks who were known to be headstrong and to become friendly with stark daughters too. their direct actions managing to make a lasting impact on the north when no other targaryen royal had managed to do until aerys killed both the current lord and heir.

and to me, it's much more interesting to think about what kind of king or prince jace would've been in times of peace. i would like to think he might go along with the same methods as alysanne. i'm really excited to see how the show weaves what we know from both the past and the future timeline of the north/the long night/tsoiaf with jace's only visit to winterfell.

#this doesn't make sense but i wanted to expand on this a little and what does it mean for jace's journey to winterfell #if you squint you can see me advocating for jace as tptwp #both jace and alysanne don't sport the typical targaryen looks; alysanne's women courts and jace's dragonseeds #the marginalized groups they find themselves most alike (and accused!!! when the worst thing you could be is a woman for alysanne too) #one of the few dragons to go north (and vermithor but shut up) not even aegon the conqueror went that far! #both seen to be threats to the throne; dragonstone being their first home. their mother relocating them there during the war #jacaerys velaryon #this has been a post #mariana does things #*hotd

[grimxark]

New game dropped! Is this fanart of a pathetically depressed man with a mullet and white hair streaks Jonathan Sims or Simon Petrikov

#it should be obvious but sometimes I really gotta squint #this is like ‘is this woman with long hair and round glasses jade Harley or some rando’ for me #they speak #tma #Fiona and cake

[wavles]

My Darling dotty, My wonderful friend @chatterboxunlimited ‘s OC !!

#wavles #digital art #OC art #fanart for friends #Dotty #1930’s #1930’s fashion #1930’s woman #pin up #if you squint #she’s so lovely

[torturedspoetsdepartment]

spiderband + 😉

#YALL I FOUND A PIC OF HOBIE KIND-OF SQUINTING IT'S A MIRACLE #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderman #spider man #spider woman #spiderband #spider band #spiderpunk #mine

[almoststedytimetravel]

If you respond to an lgbtq headcannon with "Herm but they have a cannon child where did they come from?" I am going to hit you with a car.

#Especially an aroace one! You do realise you neither have to romantically love someone nor be sexually attracted to them to have child? #Xander is the King of Nohr #he would have taken a spouse and had a child out of obligation to have an heir #All of his S-supports bar maybe Charlotte's if you squint is him says they would be a good queen #Xander picks his wife like how he would pick a cabinet minister #You'd think knowing me this would be about Chrobin #but no idgaf about gay chrobin #there are no woman involved you think I care? #No #put a pretty woman in there and I'm with you #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #fe14 #lgbt headcanons

[c10v3r]

i appear to have dropped off the face of the earth for a bit oopsies hi guys

#inanimate insanity #ii lightbulb #ii paintbrush #ii test tube #ii fan #HES THERE U GOTTA SQUINT…. #fantube #lightbrush #i was in a lightbulb mood drawing that first page #also the tt drawings r all from free draw on rblx #idk i wanted to draw on there again #for some reason #i cant. draw on mouse that good #so its kinda messy #tt is a woman of science not a woman of baking

[rad-roche]

i'm going to limit myself to posting excerpts only on posts linking to the actual chapters themselves every friday because i know what i'm like and i'll run my mouth, so i'll just share my response to a (very nice) comment here to give you an idea of what to expect

#dead man talking #dead woman walking #dmt #dww #the tiny DiMA squint is essential to your understanding of this statement of course #noir enjoyers grab your hats. and then sit back down. and then maybe cry a little

[essektheylyss]

New fun language learning activities: read Wikipedia pages for philosophical and political theories in your target language, just for kicks.

#but actually. very funny. #this was inspired by the fact that I hit the random page button on italian wikipedia and ended up on the page l'anarchismo collettivista. #feel like this is probably either bewildering to any data trackers OR what will get me put on a watchlist. toss up really. #but actually great for like. weird verb forms and prepositions. #got told by an italian woman last month that she was impressed I used the word 'mentre' and I was like. welp. #might as well embrace being That Person who talks and writes like a fucking nerd regardless of context in TWO languages. #but also like. idk man. this is the problem with language learning. is mentre NOT a normal preposition? how do you say 'although'? #it was in fact used in the l'anarchismo collettivista article tho so. points for me. #but yeah I did squint at the word 'mezzi' before I processed the whole phrase and went 'oH MEANS OF PRODUCTION' so like #REALLY the moral of the story is to read up on pages that you would know the phrasing of in your native language lmfao #so you can figure out the weird words via context clues.