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raiain · 1 year
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hoho
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askzoosmellpooplord · 3 months
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ok
go
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... are you recording me?
yes
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wow, awesome. this is superb.
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y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?
yes john
every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning
oh, cool.
that explains so much.
you're the worst friend ever.
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aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!
i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.
you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.
and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,
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it's called having a life.
i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.
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ok your royal highness
im sure you have a lot on your plate
what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper
what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day
while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son
your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess
but hey man im not here to speak for him
why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert
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are you still recording?
yeah
hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...
shut up
then you're going to want to type in the word...
shut up
THE WORD...
shut up
TURNTECHGODHEAD S-
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s-
AID-!
looks like youre cutting out john
F- OR-
yeah dude your wifi is cooked
CK-
AH-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde
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you roped rose into this too?
yeah
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well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!
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ask box open for reception.
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cockworkangels · 2 months
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sera gamble is such a fascinating writer like she will find so many ways to tell us that not living the hunter life is emasculates dean and also makes him gay. even when he's fullfilling a type of capitalist masculine ideal of corporate success or when he's literally essentially literally married with a kid in white picket fence suburbia. but it's gay not to be a hunter. when will be there be another show like project runway. yours or your wife's. sera let's talk.
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lilyginnyblackv2 · 1 year
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Saw someone deny the Kazurei ship because “the series makes it clear that Kazuki still loves his wife.” And that is such a bizarre argument.
I would hope that Kazuki still loves Yuzuko.
I would hope that Kazuki will love Yuzuko until the day he dies, because she was his wife and he loved her when she was alive. Why would he stop loving her because she passed away?
People, and well written characters, are complicated. They can love more than one person or thing at a time. Polyamory is a very real thing and a way some people love. But this situation with Kazuki isn’t even that. It’s a past love, since Yuzuko is no longer here with him.
Outside of past relationships that have turned sour because of something like abuse or the like, pretty much every person in the world has pieces of their heart that will always belong to someone they love: platonically, familially, romantically, and everything in-between.
Love is complex. The way people and well written characters like Kazuki interact and engage with love is complex too. Plus, the entirety of Episode 7 was literally about Kazuki learning to move on, let others in again, and learn to love again - without restraints and the past holding him back.
So, that dude who wrote that tweet just completely missed the point of Episode 7, lol. Like, Kazuki can have a picture of himself and his wife from when she was still alive up on his desk in his room, while also caring for Rei and forming a potential relationship with him in the present. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive. It’s like how a parent is able to love more than one child at the same time. 
It’s not that hard. But some people will try to deny queer readings of text no matter what. 
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I actually hate all of them and I'm incredibly glad they all probably died/j
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castielsprostate · 9 months
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they should've put the old men in more situations
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weaselsquelch · 1 year
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a BUNCH of doodles that i forgot to post over here on the ‘This Is A Website’
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daggerbeanart · 1 year
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hawke’s having a great time in the fade (<- lie)
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peeptheaesthetic · 3 months
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Finally done with dirk! Wish I could add Beatdown as a song here,,,
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sharp-edges · 1 month
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yes it was the connor post I haven’t read that intently in ages
the connor post nonny is refering too
YESSSSSSS, i cant be normal about him because no one else is able to be normal about him, the part that gets me, that im being really abnormal about at this specific second is him and his family temporarily MOVING TO SWEDEN, when he was 15 so he could train.... that's not normal!!!!! he never had a normal teenage years, we will never have normal adult years, i need to wipe the worlds memory of him and send him to college for two semesters, i need him to throw up in the bushes outside a frat, i need him to regret taking an 8am, i need him to socialize with people who don't play hockey, i need him to be normal. i need the league to teach these kids to take hits, i need them to try and acclimate the kids who don't get sent to a farm team after getting drafted, how many fucking rookies need to get hurt, and take bad hits for the league to finally realize that they aren't doing well by them. how many more players need to use the nhlpa player assistance program before they realize that taking a bunch of children and signing them to multi year contracts and with a schedule that leaves you traveling and away from your non hockey friends and family for months on end is a recipe for unhealthy coping mechanisms, mary @pwhl-mybeloved said earlier that someone sent in 15 duplicate cards to get graded of a kid who isn't eligible for the draft until 2026, the era of social media is putting even more eyes on "generational talents" THIS QUOTE FROM EMILY KAPLAN AT ESPN
Bedard tries to stay out of public when he can, and as he gave me a tour in his off-roader SUV, bumping some top-40 music, it became apparent why. When he stopped at a red light, a car pulled up with four adults who recognized Bedard instantly. The driver honked and waved enthusiastically as the three passengers frantically fiddled with their phones to take photos. Bedard, clearly experienced with this exact scenario, politely smiled back. "There's a bit of buzz, and for me, it's kind of crazy to see some of the things and people I've been compared to," Bedard said. "It's a lot different getting recognized out and about. It's something I'm getting used to. It's supercool feeling the support. But you know ... I'm still a kid." He's understating the buzz.
^^^^^ HE WAS 17!!!!!!!! THE ENTIRE ARTICLE GUTS ME
he's too young!!!! we are putting children on too high of pedestals, we make children sign contracts with an organization that doesn't care, not about their physical health, not about their mental health, we are stuck perpetually dooming hundreds of children each fucking year.
people want to be angry at cutter gauthier because he "broke up" jamie and tz but i care that a child (okay hes 20 now… and was 19 when the tarde happened, and he was 18 when drafted) who informed the flyers back in MAY OF LAST YEAR, that he didn't want to sign, WAS DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD!!!!! because the flyers dragged their heels for almost a year and wouldn't take his "im not signing" as an answer!
the fucking amazon tv show "focusing on 10-12 players" will never show any of this shit, the league wants to grow its audience and appeal to a younger and more female audience, but young people are smart, and more people are going to notice, cutter didn't break to mainstream audiences, but this fucking amazon show is going to bring a bunch of eyes, and those eyes are going to look at connor, because there is no fucking way he isnt going to be one of the players they focus on, the league isn't that stupid, and those new eyes are going to see what i see, and i won't be the only person walking round in circles mumbling about gifted children never adjusting.
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larkral · 8 months
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Happy Wednesday!
Okay! mechanic!Simon (one of my CORB pieces) has been getting a good amount of my attention this week, as has a new fic I'm writing for In Other Lands. So, have some snippets of both of those.
mechanic!Simon:
It's a good job, too. Except that sometimes you see a car that makes you want to scream. Like today, some posh git brought in an MG, forest green, soft top. Lovely original paint that's clearly been sitting out in a carpark somewhere for years just being rained on. And that's not the worst of it. Because this car must have been running on wishes and good luck for at least six thousand miles. When I asked the bloke where they'd been having it looked after, he said: "Honestly I don't know if Fiona ever brought it into a shop." I held out hope. Perhaps Fiona was his senile gran. Perhaps Fiona couldn't remember where she'd taken it, or didn't keep the papers, or her friendly neighbor cleaned the spark plugs and injectors and topped up the coolant and the engine oil.  Then I opened the bonnet.
And a fic for In Other Lands which I cannot reveal the working title of because it will RUIN the SURPRISE.
Which is fair, if inconvenient. It's all made up, after all. There is no immutable line beyond which Golden's virtue has been destroyed and before which it's intact. The idea is demeaning and idiotic and… "Unicorns," Elliot says. Serene's eerie stillness was the only indication that she was taking a moment to catch up. "Surely unicorns have been used as a purity test before. Just have Golden stand near a unicorn sometime before your wedding and boom, virtue verified. This is genius, actually, why haven't elves been doing that for ages?" "It was primarily the gorings that sent the practice out of fashion," Golden remarked, entering their conversation from behind.  "Hmm," Serene agreed, taking the hand Golden rested on her shoulder in the tender cup of her palm. "Likely."
This is already very long, so low pressure tags below the cut. :)
Thanks for the tags to @artsyunderstudy @cutestkilla @wellbelesbian @angelsfalling16 @youarenevertooold @cosmicalart I am so delighted that so many folks are jumping back into the fray. I am too!! Y'all are writing such fascinating stuff, I cannot wait to read *all of it*.
Also tagging the whole contingent! :) @stitchyqueer @thewholelemon @confused-bi-queer @raenestee @facewithoutheart @hushed-chorus @sillyunicorn @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @basiltonbutliketheherb @ileadacharmedlife @asocialpessimist @bookish-bogwitch @aristocratic-otter @captain-aralias @petedavidsonscock @takitalks @yeonjunenby @carryonvisinata @takenabackbytuesdays @martsonmars @nausikaaa @nightimedreamersghost @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @ionlydrinkhotwater @aroace-genderfluid-sheep​ @shrekgogurt @forabeatofadrum  @palimpsessed @fatalfangirl​ @blackberrysummerblog​ @valeffelees @imagineacoolusername @orange-peony @j-nipper-95 @whogaveyoupermission @rimeswithpurple
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robojeq · 1 year
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I’m staying on my Hwangmo is best boy bullshit, just out here Doing His Best and so confused about it but what Wolf wants Wolf gets
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lindagoesmushrooming · 5 months
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Whats the most delicous mushroom and in what way is the best way to eat it?
I don't think I can answer this question objectively. 😁 If I have to choose from the mushrooms I've personally tasted, I'd say boletus species like Boletus edulis also known as porcini mushrooms, Boletus pinophilus, Boletus reticulatus (B.aestivalis).
Definitely fried (for me). I quite enjoy them pickled, too, but it might be too slimy for a lot of people.
Chanterelles are a close second, also fried, but they make a great sauce and soup, too.
Agaricus bisporus (known as champignons/ cultivated mushrooms), also fried. I can't believe I'm gonna say this on a mushroom blog, but when it's pickled, agaricus bisporus tastes like a deodorant, imho. 😆
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blu3mila · 4 months
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III. WOE TO ALL WHO INHABIT THE EARTH
there were twins. growing up together and against each other; two sheltered 'special' children. they aged and fought for power, bláth lost. his brother wasn't stronger, just a little more stable.
still, bláth stayed and was used in attacks both from and on the family, only managing to break free by his late-twenties. he ran with the money while the white dome went up in flames, arranging it just so everyone surviving was under him. in the organizational chaos, his twin was dead.
for years it remained so: bláth holed up in a new and colorful city with no plans of ever dragging his past out. then he met cris, and it was a sweet story, really, built around tentative gentleness and care entirely foreign to both of them. cris lived with his own criminal ties, nowhere near bláth's nightmare, yet close enough to not see himself having a future. so bláth did what he was best at: put together an operation to bring another ring down, for cris.
the plan needed a foolproof intimidation tactic. he shaved his head and ate what was left of his brother.
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talyawnchstr · 1 year
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Don't repost or use my art for anything commercial or ai related... Or else🔪
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arcathur · 4 months
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