Chapel in SNW: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat? That's weird.
Chapel in TOS: Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking.
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Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably
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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
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Sulu, under his breath: any minute now
Kirk: *stands from his chair*
Kirk: *cursorily checks Uhura’s station for all of 5 seconds*
Kirk:
Uhura:
Everyone:
Kirk: *’casually’ saunters over to the science station*
Kirk:
🌹💕🥰✨💘Mister Spock💘✨🥰💕🌹
Chekov: Hikaru, remind me again why we cannot swap seats
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Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.
Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?
Kirk: Do you think-
McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?
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Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!
Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME
Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing
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Putting Chapel into AOS fics to fuck up the Into Darkness rewrite.
Carol Marcus: I'm friends with Christine Chapel
Kirk, visibly confused: Chris doesn't have friends
Chapel, sadly: I just keep making enemies
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