Stan: Do you have a cactus where your heart should be?
Richie: What’s up your ass this morning?
Stan: *drinking, ignoring him*
Bill: Hey. *walks up behind Stan*
Richie: Nevermind *walks away*
Stan: *chokes on his water
Bill: *hides grin behind hand*
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Stanley: don't test me, I'm a bird of prey--I'm an Eagle caw caw.
Richie: you mean you're a chicken.
*Stanley and Bill turns to look at him*
Stanley: did you know that A chicken's natural behavior includes spending a considerable portion of the day searching for food. When the environment is not suitable for the expression of normal foraging behavior, pecking can sometimes be redirected toward flock mates, which can lead to cannibalism, so beep beep Richie if I was you.
Richie: * sweats and slowly backs up to sit next to Eddie*
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richie: wow blow jobs sure can be a mouthfull
bill: man that joke was hard to swallow
stan: penis
richie: thank you for contributing
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hmmmmm richie🐰
Wilbur asking about an It character? wowowow
If Richie was a little more sober, he wouldn’t think that sounded like Bill was coming on to him but as it is he is very drunk. Okay he’ll entertain this crazy notion, it’s not like Bill can be serious anyways. “Was that a pass at me, Big Bill?”
From my Stenbroughzier one shot that one day I'll finish
Emoji wip ask game
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Richie: This is so typical! I’m always the last to know everything!
Stan: No you’re not! We tell you stuff!
Richie: Really? I was the last to know when Mike got that new puppy. I was the last to know when Ben started working at the library. I was the last to know when you had a crush on Bill last year!
Stan: *motions for Richie to shut up*
Bill: *looks really surprised but pleased*
Richie: Oh.
Richie: *smugly* Well, looks like I was second to last to know
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Bill: “do you guys think I’m gay?” :(
Richie, who is laying with his head on Bill’s ass: “hmmm, I don’t know? Do you think IM gay?”
Stan, who has Bill’s head in his lap: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Me: Okay brain, we've got a whole day off from work, time to get some Byler writing done! Right?
Brain: ...
Me: Right!?
Brain: How about some Stenbroughzier smut instead?
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if you think billy and stan don't get insanely jealous anytime another guy flirts w their richie ur wrong
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i’m sooooo fuckin nervous to post this.. buuuut, here’s all my ships:
• reddie (this acc will mostly stay reddie dw )
• streddie
• steddie
• stozier
• stenbrough
• stenbroughzier
• kaspbrough
• kaspbroughzier
• bichie
• benverly
(you have every right to unfollow me if you don’t like mutliship blogs. but to my new followers and ones who are staying, ilysm and i can’t thank you enough) <3
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Sorry for popping up every six months but I’m desperately looking for an 18+ Stozier RP partner or somebody willing to collaborate on a fic with me.
I’ve composed a list of reasons of why you should write with me!
1. I’m open to writing either character so you can pick who you want.
2. I’m also into Bichie and stenbroughzier
3. I can come up with the plot or you can or we can do it together
4. I’m open to NSFW themes and any type of trope or AU
5. I’m very active
6. I can do email or discord!
7. Please? I’m very lonely
8. Very into soft boy Richie
9. I’ll do anything
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Masterlist
Reddie
Unspoken love
how could such sweet and wholesome hours be reckoned, but in herbs
Reddie celebrating Christmas with the losers hc
married at first sight part one
married at first sight part two
married at first sight part three
married at first sight part four
It’s not scary when it’s you
meeting the parents
just scared and confused
lost letters
Pain
never thought twice
Nightmares keep me up at night
stressful
babysit side effects
a little jealous
too much said
I will search the world, I will face it’s harms
walk in the woods
okay when I’m with you
night coughs
I’m gonna love you like I’ve never been hurt before
goodbye for now
ashamed
sleep my darling
and he said, I hope you know how to swim
You pulled me on and said I was your favorite
The proclivity for danger
you messed with my heart too long
I can’t keep my eyes of off you
sleep short
Reddie x daughter
It’s been a long long time
grieve together
hauntings part one
hauntings part two
shadows in the dark
insecure butterfly
broken arm
I don’t care
This is awkward
family meeting
I know him
telekinesis
Halloween scares
Schooling
sleepwalking
cheating hc’s
family baking time
Richie x daughter
first show
I’ll never let you down
Richie being a single dad
Reddie x son
secret son part one
secret son part two
secret son part three
superhero part one
superhero part two
superhero part three
No more
Richie x son
arcade
arcade part two
Richie x reader
ready for the truth
don’t stop turn it up
Reddie x reader
nothing like her part one
nothing like her part two
Loved forever
lucky charm
stenbroughzier
park troubles hc
not complete until there’s three
not your fault part one
not your fault part two
skateboard kid hc
fall hc
pool date hc
Bill Denbrough x reader
Bill denbrough daughter hc
deja vu
Stanley Uris
routine (depicts a suicide, not graphic)
Stanley Uris x daughter
meet me in the past part one
meet me in the past part two
meet me in the past part three
meet me in the past part four
meet me in the past part five
meet me in the past part six
meet me in the past part seven
reunion
Stenbrough
I’m not brave
Stenbrough x reader
color explosion
spending Christmas and Hanukkah with Bill and Stan
Stozier
New Years kiss
Ben Hanscom x reader
we fell in love in October
Mike Hanlon x daughter
always
The losers club x reader
in the afterlife
in the afterlife part two
birthday
cursing
water rippling
scars
Halloween
misjudgment
depressive hc’s
losers x hurt kid hc’s
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Stan: I have 99 problems and Richie is the cause of every one of them but a hug from Bill would solve them all.
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Richie: when you find someone you like, you just gotta speak to them in a cowboy accent until they like you back.
Stanley: you mean an southern accent.
Richie: well hello swate darl-
Stanley: no.
Later that evening
Bill: m-my, m-my st-staniel, lookin as pretty as a pitcher.
Stanley: * peels his eyes away from his book, confused but realization hits* sweet jesus, no, not you too.
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Not to be big brained but Richie and Stan and Bill hold hands
abba ive been thinking about stenbroughzier for literal hours today how did you read my mind
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rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how nondescript ive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag some people, if you want!
Thank you for the tag @grapesodatozier !! 🙂I have so many wips and some of them are just so old so I'm not going to list all of them but here's a handful 😭 maybe this will kick me into gear to finish a couple
Bill's War With The Birds (Stenbrough)
Haunted (Stenbrough)
Best Friend's Boyfriend- Stenbrozier smut
Last chapter of my WillBill fic ft Wheelzier and ElStan
Henry Vs It (St and It crossover)
Ups And Downs Of Childbirth (Stenbrough)
Bichie angsty first kiss that doesn't have a title
Punch Me (So That I Can Feel You Again) More Bichie angst
Let Me Shoot You Pt 2 Kaspbrough edition
Byclair Au Snowball
No Pressure Tagging @reikunrei @allen-richie @hunter-sylvester and anyone else who writes fics!
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Stan: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are, Bill?
Bill: No...
Richie: You told me he was cute.
Stan: No I didn’t.
Richie: I remember cause you said not to say anything in front of Bill!
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