supernatural s12e14 somewhere between heaven and hell (w. davy perez)
something to be said that they've managed to make me dislike the british mol plotline in new and exciting ways
SAM
Yeah. Dude, why don’t you take a shower and change your clothes. You’ve been wearing the same pair of boxers for four days.
DEAN
Okay, one, weird that you know how much underwear I packed.
SAM
That’s what’s weird about this?
DEAN
And B, it’s two and two. Doesn’t count if you flip ‘em inside out.
okay, gross, dean-o. but also, sam, he's got you there, that is in fact weird.
goddamnit davy. i was willing to let it die that i couldn't figure out what paul reiser uses in mad about you (1->B or A->2) because even after literally watching several full episodes and handfuls of clips i couldn't find an instance of it but now i'm gonna end up doing it again. reminded me though i had forgotten about the occasional crossovers with friends it had, via phoebe/ursula (mostly). and also i love helen hunt
SAM
Same as the others. I-I made a computer algorithm that scrapes data from police scanners, emergency calls, uh, local news sites, and then it puts everything through a h--
[Dean stares at Sam]
SAM
The computer told me.
DEAN
Computers. Monsters, porn. Is there anything they can't do?
i'm staring at sam for different reasons -_- stupid lies, stupid bmol
DEAN
I'm using that fancy shampoo you keep hidden from me.
should make a tag for all the things that i thought were fanon but turn out to be canon
cas with the tabloid giving the goofy xfiles vibes, following up with the manager and the reptilian alien theory
HERB
Most sheeple can't handle the truth. But not me. I'm woke. It's why I don't use, uh, new tech. Anything past '96, it's a trap. You know…Palm Pilot. It's more like Tracking Device. Am I right?
made me laugh out loud. another blast from the past. i tried to use an old first generation palm pilot but i just couldn't get the swing of putting shit down anywhere because i didn't use an organizer on paper either. wasn't until my memory went to (even more) shit and i could put things in my calendar and have my phone scream at me about it did i really appreciate it
they've been giving them better fitted suits lately, both lookin sharp
DEAN
Tell her what? No, seriously, Sam, what are you gonna say? “Hi, my name is Sam Winchester. This is my much handsomer brother Dean. We hunt monsters. Oh, and that guy you were banging? We're pretty sure he made a deal with a demon, so a hellhound came and dragged his soul to Hell. But you? You're cool. And since there's nothing around for us to kill, peace out.”
much handsomer :p
it's funny how i have zero faith in crowley's ability to keep lucifer locked up. maybe that's the point. but it's kind of sad :p i like how clever and wily crowley can be, but they've done a good job building up lucifer (to me, and i basically ignore what he did jumping around meatsuits recently 🤪)
they're sure doing a thing with these two
did this hellhound get out and go rogue because crowley's too busy playing with lucifer?
ah funny, this angel kelvin is in the boys too - 32 episodes! as black noir
CROWLEY
Right after God said, “Let there be light,” he -- he made a whole bunch of things -- posies, koalas, hellhounds. He wanted The Creator's best friend, but the hounds were too vicious. So he planned on having them all put down, until along came our favorite fallen angel. He rescued one of the hounds -- a pregnant bitch named Ramsey.
DEAN
Why don't you just tell her to heel?
CROWLEY
I can't control her. No one can. She's loyal only to Lucifer.
the snort of derision i just made. so ridiculous
DEAN
Great. So we have a hellhound who's gunning for revenge, and it's personal. Ah. Just when I thought this gig couldn't get any weirder…
CROWLEY
Oh. It can always get weirder.
-_-
DEAN
You tend to ride the brakes.
SAM
Dean, I know how to drive.
DEAN
I'm just saying. Okay, just imagine she's a… a beautiful woman.
SAM
Oh, come on. Get out of here.
DEAN
A beautiful, beautiful woman.
SAM
I'm done.
DEAN
Sam…
CROWLEY
Ew.
somewhere someone surely has kept track of how many times sam has driven baby because it's been a decent amount :p like leaning into a fandom trope
CASTIEL
Joshua. I thought he stepped aside.
KELVIN
He did. But like I said, all hands on deck situation. Imagine it, Castiel -- free to come and go as you please, part of your family, your true family, again. Look… the Gardener's got a plan. All we ask is that you hear us, hear him out. For the greater good.
(another person who says castiel how i expected it to be said, CASStiel as opposed to castiEL) ok more heavenly politics i'll forget but i like this guy more at least and cas being healthily and visibly skeptical helps. joshua, gardener, ok. like the dude they talked to in heaven in s5? 🥴
DEAN
Yeah, well, I guess we've all changed. I got predictable. You got soft. I mean, a few years ago, who'd have thought you'd be helping us save the girl of the week?
CROWLEY
I don't care about her.
DEAN
Yeah, well, maybe we rubbed off on you.
CROWLEY
Don't flatter yourself.
DEAN
You saved Cas.
took an absurd amount of scraping through memories to figure out what that was. i was like oh when crowley gave him the grace that he was dying from lack of? no that was a long time ago, surely there's something more recent. oh right, snapping the .... lance of michael? to stop cas from rotting all of *checks notes* 3 episodes ago in 12x12
CROWLEY
Just to spare myself the Winchester Manpain-- you lot moping about like a bunch of schoolgirls.
DEAN
Well, I just wanna say thank you.
CROWLEY
Or…a few years ago, who would've thought you'd be working with the King of Hell? Maybe you've rubbed off on me. Maybe I've rubbed off all over you.
deflect from being called out on doing something good by being gross, of course :p also a move in dean's repertoire
GWEN
I… I don't think I even know what “okay” means anymore. Marcus… going camping was my idea. I took him out there even though I knew. I knew it was over. I liked Marcus. He was sweet and kind. And he loved me. More than I ever loved him. More than… If I'd just told him… If I… Why couldn't I just tell him the truth?
SAM
Gwen…
GWEN
Yeah, but I didn't. [Voice breaking] I lied. I lied to make things easier. I… I'm sorry. I… We should go.
not sure what the point of that was other than an excuse to have them pulled over and not moving, give her another emotional scene
hopefully pretty girl of the week will feel less guilty since she saved sam from the hellhound long enough that he could kill it
CROWLEY
You make me your dog, I'll make you my slave. That chain around your neck? Was nothing. A stylish accessory. This vessel… That's your true prison. It's been warded with runes and spellwork from the Cage, carved into every molecule. In there? I own you.
CASTIEL
She’s with Dagon, Prince of Hell.
answers my princess question
are you making good choices, castiel? 🧐 going to heaven without telling sam and dean what's going on doesn't seem like the best choice but what do i know
DEAN
Mm, is that your computer talking to you again?
SAM
Uh… No. Um… It's, uh… Mick Davies.
DEAN
What?
SAM
Dean… I don't have a computer program feeding me cases. I-I, uh… Gwen? Every job we've worked in the last two weeks? They've come from the British Men of Letters.
DEAN
Really?
SAM
Yeah. I didn't tell you 'cause I know how much you hate them.
DEAN
No, we hate them. Us. Together.
have heard the we/us thing
SAM
I-I get that. Yeah, I do. But -- but… Dean, because of Mick and his guys, the Alpha Vampire is dead. They get results. I don't like them either, but-- but if-- if we can save people, then it… Either way, I-I shouldn't have lied to you. And… I'm sorry, man. I-I…
DEAN
Well, okay.
SAM
Okay?
DEAN
What do you want me to say? Do I like it? No. Do I trust them? Hell, no. But you're right. We work with people we don't trust all the time. I mean, hell, I just Liam Neeson'd it up with Crowley. So if you wanna give this a shot, then… [ Scoffs ] Fine. But the
minute-- and I mean the second-- something feels off, we bail.
SAM
Yeah. Of course. Deal.
look at them, they're so mature now! talking things out almost right away, apologizing for the lying, dean being reasonable in listening to sam's argument and agreeing with him despite the strong feelings. so proud
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