In early Boreal Trio days — like mid-to-late January early — there's this one scene where Ranboo asks Emerald Duo if they're going to kick him out, fully thinking that was what was going to happen, and Technoblade and Philza say "no".
And then they have almost the exact same conversation again, over two months later in May, when Ranboo is caught eavesdropping on the first Syndicate meet up. Ranboo asks if Emerald Duo if they're going to kill him, and they both once again rush out a whole series of "no"s.
I just like the parallels and I think it says a lot about their relationship, how Ranboo still hadn't quite internalized that he was more than just some kid to Emduo.
something that i will always remember of technoblade is how he was kind just for the sake of it.
i will remember him claiming the monopoly sound was too loud for him to hear wilbur when he spoke of techno staying up all night to comfort him when he was sick. i will remember him taking the time to add watermarks for his artists when they themselves forgot. i will remember niki and sophie saying how he always somehow made sure they never felt excluded or neglected and how he would hate it, it would embarrass him when they spoke of his kindness publicly. i will remember him personally dming ponk to thank them for sending a 45-minute video of someone feeding hotdogs to raccoons in chat and timestamping his favorite part. i will remember his love for the people who created for him, how he would keep his mentions on for everyone before his fanart tag was formed and would just scroll and scroll to make sure not to miss any art someone made for him. i will remember half his friends and peers having some kind of a story of him reaching out to them during tough days, reassuring them, believing in them, making them feel loved.
i will remember him in every act of kindness i receive and i will remember him during times in my life when i will need to remind myself to be kind despite it all.
#i can add timestamps for scott too if y'all want but he joins pretty late and techno just says bye and leaves after wilbur ends
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
MCC has added a monument to Techno in the MCC lobby!
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A cropped screenshot of Techno’s memorial in the MCC hub from the update video for MCC 23. It consists of a wooden slab with a custom diamond sword with a stone hilt embedded into it. The sword’s connection between guard and hilt is decorated with a golden pig face and a custom version of Techno’s crown hangs from one side of the guard.
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9,244 notes - Posted July 22, 2022
#4
A tribute to Techno has been added to the Java Minecraft Launcher.
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A cropped screenshot of the current banner displayed on the Java Minecraft launcher. It shows Steve and Alex running out of a cave in the side of a hill surrounded by a variety of peaceful and hostile mobs, including a pig wearing Technoblade's crown.
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10,770 notes - Posted July 2, 2022
#3
Techno’s plan for the Dream SMP was to have his main character “Technoblade” go off on a training arc while he plays a new character named “Cyberknife” who loves government in the new world of the Dream SMP that can be accessed via the special portal. He was going to involve as many smaller creators on the Dream SMP as he could and the Syndicate minus Techno would investigate this new character for anarchy related reasons!
10,903 notes - Posted August 4, 2022
#2
Some updates
- Techno will be receiving the Courage Award from the Sarcoma Foundation of America in September for his dedication to the cause. You can read about it here.
- A Mojang Community Manager on reddit has confirmed that Mojang is thinking of ways to honour Techno, but without any details as to how they will be doing so. Link to their reddit comment.
- Techno’s channel hit 12 million subscribers on YouTube! That means he’s overtaken Tommy again.
- Phil has built a monument to Techno in his hardcore world. It consists of a diamond sword rammed into an island, with Techno’s cape hung from the hilt. A Friendship Emerald hangs from one side of the sword’s hand guard. Techno’s crown sits around where the sword meets the earth, with Phil having tried to replicate the scuffedness of the gems as best he could. A trident named “Technoblade Never Dies” is hung in an item frame on the crown. There is a bell on an emerald block and 2 pigs tethered next to the monument.
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17,736 notes - Posted July 2, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
The splashtext “Technoblade Never Dies!” has been added to Minecraft!
Watching a random collection of Technoblade clips and I just got jump scared by Etoiles? I mean I guess it's not impossible they could have encountered each other but I never really thought about it. Looked like they were on the same team too. Video has no timestamps and doesn't list the clip origins so no idea what the context was.
Techno sounded so whiny in this it was so funny KEKW
Source. Timestamps: 1:43:04-1:43:50
Transcript under the cut.
[Transcript Start.
Tommy: Okay! Okay! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Phil: Oookay. Welp.
Techno: Guys I haven’t even caught up yet. Why are guys this bad?
Phil: Y’know I followed Tommy thinking he knew better and he didn’t.
Tommy: (overlapping) In my- in my defense I don’t ever die.
Phil: He just didn’t. He really just didn’t. He just-*chuckles*
Tommy: Well what we could do, Phil, is would you like to build a house with me?
Techno: What do you mean build a house? I’m in these caves!
Tommy: *scoffs a laugh* Would you like to build a house with me?
Techno: Don’t leave me down here!
Phil: *laughs*
Tommy: Phil would you like to build a house with me?
Techno: You’re the one who brought me I didn’t even wanna to come here. And now that I- now that I’m here.
Tommy: (overlapping) If we go to the- if we go to the opposite way that Technoblade went. (talked over) We can actually go to the jungle.
Phil: Oookay
Techno: HEH?!
Phil: Nah I’m not leaving Techno behind! Take us to where the fuck you were trying to take us. You can’t just change- change paths.
Tommy: Well I was! And then I remembered that there is no way to get down there without the powers of flight. Since only one member has the power of flight.
Phil: Can we not place- can we not MLG water bucket?
Techno: (overlapping) Oh that’s fine I’ll just- I’ll just beat the game.
So far, I've gone through over 15 hours worth of Technoblade MCC and Minecraft Monday VODS, and I'm compiling highlights which I'll add subtitles to before posting. I'm working on the MCC 5 highlights at the moment, and 2 of the 5 videos (I'm trying to keep them around 2 minutes each) are already done, so I'll share those tomorrow / over the weekend probably.
HOWEVER: one video I've been transcribing / noting timestamps for has been deleted because the uploader deleted their channel. I hadn't saved the video yet (and I foolishly didn't make a note of the title or whether it was an MCC or Minecraft Monday VOD) so I'm at a complete loss.
Can any fellow Technoblade fans help me find which event it was? I've listed some key quotes below, as well as the original video link:
EDIT: It was MCC 10! Special thank you to lilacandladybugs and casualfunchaos, you guys ROCK!
@kihewwastaken here's a timestamp of c!Tommy confronting c!Quackity about forming the Butcher Army (and attacking c!Technoblade) instead of helping him in Exile.
Actually I'm gonna make a whole separate post for this:
Techno's MCM Week 5 Carson Timestamps:
20:06 Carson leaves for the first time
23:52 Carson comes back
28:35 Carson is muted
34:10 Techno joins team 11's call to find Carson
39:12 I think this is when Carson leaves the call?
48:15 Techno joins Carson again
48:57 Techno leaves the call
1:11:59 Carson comes back
1:14:50 Carson leaves again
1:16:30 And he's back
1:18:05 And he leaves
1:43:40 Techno tries to call Carson one last time only to notice Carson has left the server entirely (and will be gone for the rest of the tournament)
Summary: Carson was just bullying Techno as a joke, which he did warn Techno he was gonna do ahead of time, but it gets very awkward very quickly and Techno hates it and asks Carson to stop but he just doesn't stop. IIRC it involved eating food on call while ignoring Techno, spamming Techno with soundboard messages, most famously with "Hey, Technoblade!" which became a meme, and trying to teamkill Techno.
Techno spends most of the tournament either doing solo commentary or hopping from VC to VC talking to other teams rather than Carson.
Does anyone have the clip of Ponk saying how they sent a 45 minute racoon video to the dsmp? discord and the next day technoblade dm'ed them with a timestamp of his favorite time and thanked them
#my christain friends told me that take me to church plays on the christian radio and for a long time she thought it was a nice christain so
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
grian saying "whoever my soulmate is, they're trying to kill me" and then scar just pops onto the screen. comedic genius.
865 notes - Posted June 17, 2022
#4
Guys, we now know the answer to why Jimmy changed his skin. It’s because Grian told him it
looks like pajamas ajusjejdnjnsnfkajdmfnwfkswj.
Quote:
Guys, you know what? I was hanging out with Grian yesterday, in minecraft, obviously. Guys.
He looked at me yesterday in minecraft, and he said “Why does your skin look like you’re wearing pajamas?”
That’s what he said. I’ve had this skin for six years, and he told me, why does it look like I’m
wearing pajamas.
For six years, no one’s told me that it looks like pajamas.
For six years, I’ve been running ‘round in minecraft looking like I’m wearing pajamas.
(From Jimmy’s most recent stream, timestamp 19:16.)
898 notes - Posted February 2, 2022
#3
only ogs will remember the entirety of trafficblr calling desert duo "great friends" and "platonic soulmates" while drawing the most homoerotic fanart of them to ever exist. we were fine with treebark, we loved treebark, but for some reason the entirety of the fandom just pulled a historian on scarian??? we looked at whatever the fuck happened in 3rd life and were like "yeah thats straight."
then one day a user *cough* rat *cough* had that scariande au and we all just collectively decided to stop pretending. and now you can't go five minutes without seeing scarian making out on your dash.
1,050 notes - Posted October 4, 2022
#2
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2,463 notes - Posted November 20, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Can we talk. Can we talk about the golden apple not being allowed in double life anymore. Impulse and Bdubs called it the "forbidden fruit".
If you eat it, it literally unsyncs your hearts from your soulmates.
It's the fucking forbidden apple from the garden of eve what the fuck what the--
I’ve just finished and published this edit. It’s of Phil’s December 22, 2020 VOD, which was originally about 4.75 hours long and which I got down to about 2.75 hours, but which people might want to watch less of, depending on who all they’re interested in.
In this video, Philza is under house arrest and builds a basement. Ghostbur has him pet-sit Friend and is anxious. Tubbo visits and makes him wear a curse of binding ankle monitor, and tries but fails to make him wear a matching helmet, while Ghostbur tries to help Phil and threatens Tubbo. Tubbo takes him to visit the guardian farm and then back to his house while tries to break his boots and messages Technoblade. Techno sneaks into his basement and fights Tubbo, and they escape together. They cure zombie villagers at Techno's snow house with Ranboo. They go back to New L'Manburg and have some more lighthearted fights with people who are around, for content, and then Techno shows Phil his wither skull room.
However, this video has wildly mixed levels of people being in character. The first ~50 minutes have everyone solidly in character, but then Ghostbur logs off and cc!Wilbur stays in call, but still affects the things that happen. Tubbo spends a while going in and out of character while showing the guardian farm, but Phil stays in character the whole time, while messaging Techno. cc!Tommy joins vc and also affects the plot, especially by accidentally distracting Tubbo from Phil’s escape attempts. Near the end, there’s some lighthearted filler content violence, except it also has Fundy having characterizing interactions with Phil and Techno about the house arrest and attempted murder. Depending on what characters and types of interactions you are interested in, I would recommend checking the timestamps to decide which parts of that you might actually want to watch, although the first 50 minutes are pretty solidly in character.
Also before people joined vc, Phil had a lot of interactions with other characters in chat, while leaving text-to-speech donations on. I did my best to mute them where I could, because I found that they sometimes led to confusion about whether the plot happening was in the audio channel or just the text onscreen. I’ve also started trying to zoom in on chat (leaving faces visible) more often when important things are happening there, because at default size, it can be pretty illegible when someone is watching at low-resolution because of bad internet or not enough storage space. I did leave the voice call unmuted when there was distracted out-of-character conversation happening aloud and secret in-character conversation happening over chat, because the voice conversation was important context for the success of the secrecy.
#both because i wasnt allowed to explore gender and because gender was never really a huge deal in my life
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
luke castellan (of percy jackson fame) and c!wilbur soot are the same person
6 notes - Posted June 9, 2022
#4
can we get a list going of iconic emo concerts. I’ll start
MCR Venganza 2007
MCR Reading Festival 2011
MCR The Black Parade Is Dead 2007
P!atd Live in Chicago 2008
P!atd Live in Denver 2005
MCR Live at Maxwell’s 2002
8 notes - Posted March 24, 2022
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvijTJ1Hduk
This. His roblox rant and messages for young artists/devs. DON’T SELL YOURSELF SHORT!!!! Tubbo and Sneeg are such kind individuals and the world needs more people like them.
Timestamps in the description
10 notes - Posted March 7, 2022
#2
dude i feel like old panic! at the disco (a la denver 2005) and my chemical romance (a la the black parade is dead mexico city 2006) are just so inexplicable theatrical and theyve got to be my favorite concerts of all time
11 notes - Posted March 24, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
According to biographer Ron Chernow, Alexander Hamilton’s facial expressions shifted rather quickly. “Boston lawyer William Sullivan noted the contrasting expressions of his face: ‘When at rest, it had rather a severe and thoughtful expression, but when engaged in conversation, it easily assumed an attractive smile.’”
How has no one sent me this??? (from this tweet, which is from Phil’s stream April 1st 2021)
Transcript under the cut
[start clip]
Wilbur: Technoblade was in the call, and he was just really quiet. It was me, Technoblade and Tommy. And I was showing them the music, like the first take, I hadn’t even done the vocals properly yet but I had a rough take of the vocals and I showed it to them. And Technoblade says “this is great”. WHAT!?
(Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Technoblade was like, like, like he was genuinely ha- excited about it. Like, he actually was like- he went, “yeah, man, this is really good”. I’ve never heard Technoblade so passionate about something as he was over my f*cking song.
Philza: Other than Minecraft...
Wilbur: No, I’ve never heard him this particular (passionate?) about Minecraft!
Philza: Oh, really?
Wilbur: Yeah, he was like... he went (*in a deeper voice*) “this is great”, like that. And he was genuine, like, excited. And I was like, “Oh my god, I’m onto something.”
Phil: “Holy shit”
Wilbur: “If Technoblade...”
(Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Look, imagine Technoblade with his voice saying “this is really great”. I can’t picture it! It’s like crazy! It’s like...
Phil: It’s such a rare occurrence. When he’s like genuinely like “this is really good”
Wilbur: Yeah, and he was asking me when it was done and stuff... Like, this is Technoblade, who when I asked him what bands he listens to, he just went “I don’t know, I like video games soundtracks”
Phil: (*Laughs*) That’s true!
Wilbur: And here he was with my f*cking Indie band, going I really like this one (..?), and I was like (*high pitched*) “Holy shit! F*ucking Technoblade!”
A list of timestamps for when Technoblade was in VC or on the server in Tommy and Phil’s streams!
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A cropped screenshot of a excel spreadsheet. The first column is labeled “Event”, the second is labeled “Relative times”, the third is labeled “Philza” and the fourth is labeled “Tommy”.
The events are as follows (red = Techno not in VC, green = Techno in VC):
Techno joins server | Relative: 00:00:00 Phil: 03:36:47 Tommy: 00:23:42
Techno joins VC with Tommy | Relative: 00:02:25 Phil: 03:39:12 Tommy: 00:26:07
Phil joins VC | Relative: 00:11:51 Phil: 03:48:38 Tommy: 00:35:33
Phil leaves VC | Relative: 00:18:33 Phil: 03:55:20 Tommy: 00:42:15