#terrible movie. btw

[chrispineofficial]

happy “et tu brute” to all who celebrate

#what a trully awful thing you’ve done #bravo you coward #ides of march #terrible movie. btw #probably why i don’t really Get it about r*an g*sling

[repressedqueen]

So my friend and I were doing some research and, as it turns out, the Chin Grab ™️ isn't a Tommy thing... It's a Lou thing.

#sorry for the terrible quality of this gif btw. i literally made this on my phone at 3.00 am just to prove a point lol #btw this movie is a cringe fest #just watching two scenes gave me an aneurysm. 😵‍💫 #the things I do for research #tommy kinard #911 cast #bucktommy #bucktommy kiss #buck x tommy #lou ferrigno jr

[bathroomtrapped]

strahm needs a raise

#saw 2004 #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #chainshipping #cary elwes #leigh whannell #larry art tag #this was silly but i assure u these were inspired by terrible convos #hehehehe #i think he would ive already seen a film where cary wears those matching old man sets #its not out of the realm of possibility #movie is dont sleep btw yw

[sluttysuperheroes]

hey do you guys remember how in the third hobbit movie they literally threw fili’s corpse off a cliff then they were like anyways stream twenty minute long thorin death scene bagginshield hurt no comfort tw major character death and fili was never mentioned again. that’s the price of having swag

#thorin does have swag but he’s also cringe fail and I love that. kili has very little swag and that’s fine #but fili literally got all the swag from his mom and what did he get? three speaking lines no character arc unceremonial death. while gay #the hobbit #tolkien #lotr #bagginshield #no hate to bagginshield btw but my man fili deserved better #Peter Jackson you will not see the gates of heaven because of that movie and a number of other terrible sins

[sodomitecastiel]

watching the denzel washington cop movie “fallen”, in which a detective is chasing down what he believes to be a copycat serial killer— but it’s actually a demon who was possessing his (now executed) nemesis & is hopping from body to body to continue killing. would make an incredible spn AU. denzel’s character keeps pestering a secretive and somber theology professor who has angel art all over her house, even though she keeps freaking him out by asking if he believes in god. they name dropped azazel!!! i’m putting on my destiel glasses and having a great time

#nathaniel.txt #terrible movie btw. just awful

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 209

my ass is NOT beating the time player allegations

#day 209 #year 4 #it me #voidbound-bard #zackbuildit #it isnt because of the barbie movie btw its because i am constantly making gay and terrible hair decisions #and i have nearly the least hair i have ever had #so it seemed like an opportune time to finally buckle down and try home bleaching #but the barbie movie is a bonus! i gotta get my ken fit together bc im seeing the movie tomorrow! #also idk i used to be REAL blonde as a kid. like really fucking blonde #and idk ever since my hair got dark i've never really gone back except for ONCE in college i got it done professionally #but i almost immediately dyed it pink #so idk i think im just gonna keep the basic blonde for a while #see where it takes me

[gege]

《 女生宿舍 》 Inside the Girls (2014)

Cheng Yi as Gao Munan

#成毅 #女生宿舍 #cheng yi #inside the girls #gao munan #e #o #jackie i don't think i was hard-sell enough last time #so this is for you #please go and watch this terrible movie #10/10 definitely recommend #this scene is uncolourable btw i tried my best #hysterical literature

[sassykinzonline]

a fanart of kakashi dressed like barbie and his dogs dressed like ken with the caption "i'm ninkenough"

#hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #ninken #bisuke #hes my fave #i didnt see the movie btw i hate capitalism and covert advertising #reclaiming joy one terrible joke at a time

[lonesomedotmp3]

oh why does anyone like cory he's so annoying he's the worst character blah blah blah. have you ever considered he's got dark brown eyes full of hope and wonder...

#and his stupid ass boy bestie loves him so much despite his terrible ridiculous flaws.... #bmw #i did end up watching a movie btw you don't want to know what it was though lol

[brother-emperors]

Can you recommend your favourite sword-and-sandal movies?

if Steve Reeves was in it, I probably watched it and had a good time. everyone's got legs for days in those movies, and I think the costuming choices are fun!

more specifically tho: The Avenger/La leggenda di Enea (The Legend of Aeneas) and Hercules/Le Fatiche di Ercole (The Labours of Hercules)

searching 'peplum' films on youtube should give you like, so many of these films

that aside, I'd recommend looking up Steve Reeve/other popular sword and sandal actors' acting credits and checking out whatever sounds most fun. they've got everything. You like biblical antiquity? They got biblical antiquity! You want the Trojan War? They got the Trojan War! just. be sure uhhhhhhhhh to watch them some of them with a critical eye.

special mentions to Ben Hur (1959) and Cleopatra (1963), which are actually epics, but I'm throwing them in here because they're so heavily fictionalized in their visuals that it's sword and sandal adjacent to me.

#there's a really shitty (different) cleopatra movie that did something FASCINATING with antony and octavian #that i cant stop thinking about it. if i remember what it's called i'll add it to the list #like it is terrible but it's also an incredibly fascinating take on cleopatra that i prefer to most iterations of her #a lot of these are available on youtube btw. sometimes you have to look them up under their italian release name tho #ask tag #(deep sighing) i got way too serious in the tags talking about the history of italian cinema and ancient rome in global pop culture #like its not that i think these are inherently fascist bc of the complex history of cinema in italy #but it's also not. value neutral. bc there's other stuff going on with it thematically #there was a text that was talking about sword and sandal movies and military glorification or whatever #anyway im just. closing that topic now. im too tired to get into it beyond that. blah.

[pencilscratchins]

Is… is that Guillermo in Morpheus glasses?

it was supposed to be guillermo in MY sunglasses but you are now making me realize i unironically own morpheus glasses, which is a blockable offense

#grandapplewit #SKSKSK #OH NO #OH NO THIS IS TERRIBLE #HOW COULD I DO THIS TO MYSELF #morpheus from the matrix btw folks not the vampire movie LMAOO #THIS IS SO FUNNY YOURE RIGHT!! #THEY ARE THOSE GLASSES!

[aviidus]

Oh dear, that would be quite unfortunate wouldn’t it, @chickenparm.

#Arcane #Arcane silco #silco #What Lurks Below #arcane silco x reader #silco x reader #arcane art #silco art #mermaid silco #Either I have terrible memory #or reader's transformation only gives her the ability to breathe underwater #not necessarily have a tail too #something like The Shape of Water #good movie too btw #like #she might now have physical properties that let her survive underwater #and not turn into a prune for being in it for too long #so some scales #or amphibous skin #tw: blood #tw: injury #featuring singed #arcane singed #mermaid reader #kinda? #arcane mermaid reader #arcane what lurks below #hehehe #<3

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

#jeff winger #britta perry #bi4bi #jeffbritta #terrible ship name btw #nbc community poll #six seasons and a movie

[namira]

Why do horror normies like the Conjuring so much. My friend and I had to fold after getting through the first two movies of that series, and we managed to get through all 11 Children of the Corns

#don't recommend any children of the corn movie besides 3 btw #conjuring isn't even like terrible it's just a complete snoozefest #the popularity is genuinely incomprehensible to me

[jinx-you-owe-me]

i need to know about uli and matz in the new movie

How are they?are they good?did they get sidelined? I need to know!!!

well, basically all characters were kind of underdeveloped, so uli and matz are no exception.

matz got a bit of an extra backstory/storyline about him only doing boxing bc of his father, but that is mentioned in like. maybe three sentences total.

the fight scene was frankly embarrassing, he’s literally knocked out with one single hit 💀

ulis portrayal was fine imo. i expected him to get more of sebastian’s character traits since he’s „The Smart One“, but that wasn’t really the case.

one thing that is kind of a change in dynamics is that the externs are also the ones who bully him, when in the book, the guys who pick on uli are part of „their group“. (which is another reason why i think the interne vs externe thing doesn’t work as well)

i found the aftermath of his accident kind of disappointing tbh. we don’t even see if it had any impact on the other kids at all. i’m assuming not really?? 

he climbs onto the city wall because of a legend that says whoever achieves this rules the whole town. and he does actually make it, but everyone else starts arguing about wether that counts bc he used equipment and then uli slips and falls down.

the only impact his accident had (that i can tell, at least) is that the kids are suddenly like „whoa he had to go to the hospital,,, this rivalry has gone too far“ despite the fact that it didn’t really have much to do with the rivalry at all??

and the legend was made up too, so it was all for nothing apparently?? i don’t even know if ulis stunt helped to show the others that he’s not a coward. it’s not shown 

but like i said, this isn’t exclusive to uli and matz. none of the characters feel well rounded or developed to me. that’s probably because they decided to spend that time on drawing out the conflict between internet and externe (which i could also complain about, but that’s not what you asked)

#das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023 #das fliegende klassenzimmer #dfk #ask #mine #this sounds very negative #it wasn’t TERRIBLE terrible #they suffer from the same problems thag the general movie has #which is that it feels rushed and a bit lifeless #because they’re drawing out a conflict that only takes up half the book in the original #that other half which is used for character development doesn’t have room anymore when you do that! #math ! #and the conflict in itself feels ridiculous to me #like *why* #please just stop trying to make the book something it isn’t while also trying to keep the same moral lessons #that bothers me so much tbh #the kästner-quotes they used felt so lifeless #you’re just saying words dude. you sound like you didn’t even understand what he was trying to say #hhhhhh sorry rozi i should probably put that in a different post but i can’t be bothered rn #if you’re interested in the shippy aspects btw i’ll have to disappoint you #there was one (1) scene where i could see it. one #matz' concern consists of „uli! noooo“ and that’s it #in the scene im talking about uli helps matz with his sit-ups and they talk about school a little bit #and matz asks: „about the school break.. you don’t… happen to be here?“ #and i could see it but otherwise?? nah #oof #long tags

[theindescribable1]

What are u scared of?

Nancy from 5th grade, spiders, the deep ocean, darkness, small spaces, extremely large man-made objects, the human centipede, that weird centipede clown from that stupid Krampus movie and being forgotten.

I'll just show you the human centipede and Clown centipede thing bc you all know what these other fears look like..mmmaybe.

Tw: Ima show you the human centipede movie thing and the clown thing. They are spooky!

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#I hate that clown #THAT'S THE ONLY CLOWN I HATE... #IT ALSO ATE THE DOG IN THE MOVIE AHHH.. #the ending of Krampus was terrible btw. .its still a fun movie I guess