#that gets zero bitches LMAO

[thatthirstyweirdo]

REBOOT WALLY MY BELOVED

Wanted to draw him for a while, but then artblock hit me like a truck LMAO

Reboot Wally belongs to @bloodrediscream

#GAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHA #HE’S SO SILLY #and handsome #I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a big fat embarrassing crush on him #Also he looks like a Casanova #that gets zero bitches LMAO #reboot wally #wally darling #wally welcome home #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home au #my art

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

[cws: drugging, SA and SA apologia, fantasy racism/ableism, forced institutionalization.]

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i know i never shut up about it but god i am still just. So Salty about how the show handles the dynamic between mayor jones and pericles for many reasons, and one of the biggest is that there are really strong overtones here of sexual assault.

a character who already brings to mind the Slimy, Shady Cis White Guy with Buried Allegations archetype:

takes advantage of the trust of someone who's doing something with him in secret--

(which will get that person in a disproportionate amount of trouble compared to him, if they're discovered)

--to catch him off guard so he can grab him, drug him, and do violent things to his body while he's unconscious; scars him for life in a way that is disabling and should cause a lot of ongoing suffering, which, like many other things that should have a strong negative impact on him physically or psychologically, the writers ignore; and dumps him there alone to discover what's been done to him when he wakes up.

specifically, he does this to someone from a marginalized group that's highly unlikely to be believed if they tell anyone what he did--and going by the fact that mayor jones never got in any trouble until present day, he wasn't.

goes out of the way to ruin the life of the victim and discredit him as thoroughly as possible, because he's a loose end and he needs to shut him up.

flees the scene and gets away scot free with this for twenty years, has a successful privileged career and is considered a pillar of the community in the meantime.

when his dirty secret, which he's been paranoid about finally facing consequences for after the victim has recently become a risk again, is discovered, it's a huge career-ending scandal.

is redeemed by the end, while his victim goes on to be the Monstrous Irredeemable Pure Evil Main Villain and also sexually abuse someone himself, which is played as horrific and traumatizing (as it should be).

more specifically, is portrayed as showing redeeming, heroic anti-villain qualities by backhanding the victim into a wall as hard as he can in present day.

me: hm. yeah fuck this

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #professor pericles #fred jones sr. #SDMItag #SDMIcrit tag #the crit files #cws in post #like. jesus christ dude. #i'm guessing there's probably been You Can't Like Mayor Jones He's Abusive discourse before; i don't want to contribute to it or anything #no shade to mayor jones enjoyers y'all have fun #but holy shit i do not like this man lmfao #this isn't even getting into the fact that it is extremely easy to read pericles as a victim of *other* SA both metaphorical and literal #(metaphorical: the entity groomed him his entire life) #(literal: the creators intentionally made reference with him; onscreen; to Inappropriate Handling that happens to parrots in real life) #(he comes from a world where people assume there is zero difference between him and an animal; and would probably touch him the same way) #(no one would have *recognized* it was inappropriate and there is not a chance in hell he would have been allowed to say stop) #(many many MANY things about his character immediately make sense with that reading whether the writers thought it through that far or not) #(which i have a Whole Post planned to go into; but this bit was enough of a detour that i felt like it should just be its own post lmao) #also re: scarred for life and ongoing suffering + disability as a result: on a literal level a scar like that would hurt like a *bitch* #especially with the complete lack of medical care it seems to have gotten; going by how it looks. it would be a huge source of chronic pain #on a not-literal level: boy howdy what a metaphor! #anyway yeah i would say this is roughly equivalent to if they'd had ricky finally get free from the snakes after twenty years #had him go into a Scary Evil Villain Spiral after while completely ignoring how horrifying it was or the trauma it'd have caused him #had pericles gloat about having pulled off injecting the snakes; and say he should have lived 'the rest of his miserable life' that way #and not only had no one go 'wtf' at any of that but given him a Redeeming Moment where he incapacitates ricky with venom again #and also tried to frame ricky as deserving the snakes/having done it to himself because he Did Bad Things while looking for the treasure #and also had him abuse someone partly in reaction to them mocking him over the snakes; and saying that being tortured and abused with them #for twenty years makes him unfit to be anything but subordinate. on a watsonian level ricky's standing up for himself against abuse but jfc #don't get me wrong there are definitely still differences in their dynamics but yeah i am not happy about it lmfao

[deimcs]

I have to admit, the media literacy abilities I see some people displaying all around social media when it comes to Baldur’s Gate 3 is so irrevocably in the negatives it’s almost jarring.

#ari.txt #text #this is just me thinking out loud and in no ways i feel somehow superior to these people #but it’s honestly sad to me how some of them #found a way to have beef with every single character they don’t deem fuckable #just cause they put zero effort in understanding their story #and i mean everyone should play in their own way. it’s meant to be fun sure #and if you dislike someone it’s your opinion #but man #i keep seeing these weirdly heated and hateful comments about idk gale or lae’zel recriminating a bunch of things that leave me kinda?? #why are you worked up if you clearly didn’t even try to understand the narrative lmao #dudes wanting to fuck shadowheart for her pretty face but getting zero context for her actions and still calling her a bitch #people hyperfocusing in on astarion and saying horrible things about the others #again. you do you but maybe it’s not really the flex you think it is #you can like that one character without bashing (OR STRAIGHT UP IGNORING LIKE WYLL) the others #idk just some thoughts i have about the god awful terrible takes i’ve seen around

[suffarustuffaru]

rating some rezero ships by um. how good they could cover up murder together

(feel free to read my tags for some explanations T^T)

#rezero #um. given the Various Moral Codes of these characters i figured this would be interesting to give my shot at..... and YES garf shaula and #cecilus are too fucking obvious HAH #not otto being in every single Success tier... except for the selling each other out / revenge one. yeah. yeah hes a bitch alright. #ok but i put rein/emilia there bc... ok i know their energy kinda similar to reinjulius but like i put rein/emilia there bc i feel like #theyd be like OH GOD OH GOD WE JUST DID THAT ON ACCIDENT OH MY GOD IF THIS GETS OUT THISLL BE BAD FOR ALL OUR LOVED ONES like theyd be #panicking and shit #while reinjuli would be like hahaha i am SO NOT OK but we gotta take accountability :((((( #ottosuba is like. literally not even a question that theyre all the way up there. theyd like pull similar shit to sunny and basil from omori #like theyd try to take their secret to the grave and theyd never be functional with each other ever again and then theyd go insane over what #theyve done. either that or theyd just murder some totally evil guy with basically next to zero regrets. otto was already the getaway driver #while subaru was killing petelgeuse in the back LMAO #i feel like with felix itd be like. if theres NO OTHER CHOICE hes gonna whip up reinhard and julius into shape and get them to actually do #it. we saw how he was when subaru was possessed by petelgeuse T^T #emilia rem are put that low bc i feel like theyd have no braincells to use to get out of this and of Course emilias freaking the fuck out so #i feel like whenever otto is paired with someone who has like More doubts and guilt and Panic about it otto would be like GET YOUR SHIT #TOGETHER WE HAVE TO DO THIS. which i feel is also what ram does with certain pairs. #damn... now i want fic where some random pair is trying to cover up murder for whatever reason... #i nearly put garf mimi higher up bc i feel like mimi Could and Perhaps Has gotten away with murder before already. but garf would be TOO #OBVIOUS.... #rip mimi. ur a queen for being such a gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

[pochapal]

feeling feverishly sick again. lmao.

#:) #it's not even been six weeks since i last had covid this shit can't keep happening to me!!! #this is supposed to be my hot girl success year (as foretold by The Prophecies) i can't keep getting whacked with illnesses like this! #i mean why am i surprised the Diseases keep getting me i have a parent who works in a pathogen ground zero career lmao #my mother brought it in from some kid at the school she works at. it is usually always those kids from that school #someone should really invent a sickness i am not affected by this routine is so Boring to me at this point #anyway! no more bitching i'm gonna go generate vibes that this doesn't progress into anything and get on with my life lol #shouldn't affect my liveblog tomorrow since i think based on symptom appearance monday/tuesday will be the Death Day (if it happens)

[hayaku14]

hc that no matter how focused shinichi is on whatever he's doing at home, the sound of the coffee maker turning on never fails to make him smile because he knows kaito's brewing him a cup.

#shinichi's battery #kaishin #BRB CRYING was listening to jacob collier singing best part with daniel caesar and i just thought of the sappiest kaishin thing ever #it's so disgustingly cute and sappy im still thinking if it should be posted LMAO #anyways in that best part fantasy there was a moment where kaito was making coffee and hot choco whilst shinichi was busy and i was like #BITCH SHINICHI WOULD HEAR THE CLATTER OF MUGS AND THE MACHINE TURNING ON AND HE'D KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KAITO WAS DOING AND #he's busy he's trying to crack a murder case theres pictures of a bloody crime scene spread on his table #but the moment kaito moves into the kitchen shinichi's senses zero in on the sounds he's making and he can't stop the smile on his face #he's tired & he's sleepy & he wasnt getting anywhere with the case he's solving but for that one moment all was right in shinichi's world #he'll take a short break and breathe #wait for kaito to bring him coffee #sit for a bit and take in the aroma of his coffee whilst kaito snickers at him as he drinks his own cup of hot chocolate #and afterwards shinichi's recharged and ready to take on the case as always #(ofc shinichi makes him hot choco full of marsallows on top in return) #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #dc prattles #dcmk #detective conan #THIS IS SO SAPPY GOODBYE

[cinnabeat]

the idea that teachers would make new transfer students stand up and like introduce themselves or whatever is soo fake bc i had a friend who transfered mid semester into my school and specifically one of my classes and not only did the teacher not force her to introduce herself but i didnt even know she transferred at all for like a good couple months of our friendship

#i also didnt know her name bc she kind of just appeared #but i wasnt the most observant in high school mostly bc i didnt care #and i was kind of dragged into a well established friend group so i was just like yeah ok i guess we're friends #i was too embarrassed to ask what her name was #tbh at this point i couldnt tell you if anyone actually told me her name like explicitly #her name was mentioned many times in front of me of course but like. i need to consciously be aware to remember something #and a name drop in the middle of a group convo is not a time my for my brain to get out of autopilot mode #i mean i also dont remmebe much of high school either #hilariously enough the most i remember abt highschool is incidents ive had with teachers #shout out to my one teacher that gave me a zero in a lab report bc i 'plagiarized' it #cuz no eleventh grader can write that advanced #and i was like ive literally written like that all my life you can literally check my essays for english class #why would i plagiarize this #and then when she was like fine ill believe you for now (bitch??) and gave me a B on it anyways #i hated her #ohhh and my chem teacher #she was so rancid i hated her so much #ooh who else did i hate......MY SPANISH TEACHER #i will never forgive her for giving me a D in spanish. bitch im a native speaker #and then had the audacity to ask me why i wasnt aware of homework and i was like cuz you never post it online AND im not the only one who fo #forgets why arent you bitching at everyone else #i swear i hated someone else who was it........ #i had a geudge against the new peincipal and his horrendous graduation plans but it ended up not mattering anyways cuz of covid #drivethru graduation lmao ✌️ #michi tag #not to talk abt highschool again LMAO

[wind-up-thancred]

two of hearts 🖤🖤

#banger song btw #the bitch about posing these two is that you never get to see their faces from their side profiles LMAO #two men with zero peripheral vision between the two of them. sad! #ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #gpose #ffxiv gpose #wolcred #ffxiv oc #au ra #funnylizardman #katsucred

[ventiswampwater]

book review culture is so funny

#getting out of a reading slump like. oh. u all are still so insane!! good to know!! #scrolling thru reviews on goodreads is like fighting 4 ur life #in the roman colosseum. blades drawn. to find even ONE semi-measured take that's not littered w/gifs from the office #caligula jeering from the stands. as u desperately try to find a singular review that is not an 37987439 open mic night standup routine #and the COMMENT sections under some of these reviews jfdhjhfdsjhfdsj #the united nations PRESS CONFERENCE of it all #these bitches are out for BLOOD!!! it's so hilarious I love mess #ppl truly fight 2 the death on that site daily #also. do not even get me started on BOOKTUBE #my GOD jfdshjfdshjdfs #I'm literally only subscribed to one booktuber on yt #her taste in books is SO far removed from my own & I 100% dislike all of her faves #& I trust absolutely ZERO of her book recommendations lmao #like. not a SINGLE one #but her energy is so good. so it doesn't matter #it's larryreads. luv her so v much #I will always tune my ass in as soon as she uploads. I'd watch that woman review a box of oatmeal #everyone else? I do not perceive #sam speaks

[lightbulb-warning]

local audhd having idiot has to do something not related to their hyperfixation and fuCKING EXPLODES!!1!!!!!! /j

#/silly #don't mind me im just trying to brainwash myself into being productive #i am capable of focusing on things. i am capable of focusing on things i am capable of focusing on things. #im using my stupid blog to keep my stupid self accountable #i did a page so now i get to bitch and moan!! as a treat!! #this has zero entertainment value #if this is what my emotional regulation is gonna look like then so be it #*crying and throwing up* i love art its my passion #this might b a sign i OFFICIALLY FR need medication but thats gonna b incredibly hard to achieve. groan. ill figure it out. hopefully soon?? #hate my countrys mental health system!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! ill figure it out!!!!!!! #shut up maiora #fandomNOT #is this liveblogging??? #maiora shitposts #once i figure out how to hack my own brain chemistry into doing what i want it to its is so over!!!! im gonna kick so much ass!!! #im gonna draw silly comics!! im gonna draw platonic affection in many different ways!! i wanna make shit people find interesting!! #i wanna make shit im gonna be proud of!!! i wanna make my corner of the world a lil less lonely!!!! earnest cringe lessgooooooooooooo!! #maybe ill even learn how to write coherent stories?????? that might be too high to aim at rn but its not impossible!!! #ill figure it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's gonna be okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ok ok ok what matters right now is i gotta calm down and lower my heart rate lmao #its gonna be okay #thanks for reading have a nice day!! #<3

[mattodore]

can't stress enough how good this lighting mod is

#river dipping #theodore doe #echthroi #it's so good i'm trying to get everyone to download it #i want all of us to thrive like pleaseee everyone switch to it #anyway :) i'm playing in game for a bit before i give this challenge sim a go and whewww #i really enjoy watching everyone do whatever they want #tho i do help them with their aspirations and goals #but theo wants to adopt a cat and romeo keeps trying to pick up strays off the street jkndhkjn #imani is flirty with matthias which like. MESS. that is your childhood best friend and he's a gay man and he's the DEVIL. #matthias is flirty with literally everyone and wants to woohoo in a waterfall which like. priorities please sir get a JOB first #sehyuk (new addition to the lot!) is already causing so much trouble in the house it's hilarious #him and theo really don't get along #and verrryyyy on brand imani also doesn't like him <3 #imani and dutchie are the closest out of everyone except for matthias and theo but they're physically close rather than romantically #i didn't catch it bc i was playing with my lykos sims (who're also in the same world) but apparently they woohoo'd while i wasn't there.... #and i also think romeo got it on with someone? or himself??? lmao #he had a little notification abt exploring or whatever but literally has zero romantic bars with anyone like WHERE did that come from #...genuinely just having a ball in this bitch

[luxraydyne]

honestly thinking abt it i’d definitely have preferred if danganronpa v3 had actually fully committed to the “fiction that hates you and mocks you and wants you to question why you still enjoy it bc you become brainless amoral voyeurs whenever you engage with it, you people kinda suck ass tbh actually” reading all the way to the bitter salted earth end. like i doubt i’d have *liked* the weird superiority complex vibes from it and the whole deflected creative ennui onto the audience still. but i’d for sure have to at least *respect* the gumption, the sheer full-chested audacity of the choice, especially in the context of this specific franchise, if the writing didn’t spend like an extra hour pussyfooting around doing a watered down, sugarcoated little backpedal into “oh no, not you actually bc you specifically are special and nice and good and don’t count”. this trial is way too fuckin long anyway like pick your bit and stick to it binch. call me a sucker to my face binch come on!

#ndrv3 spoilers #drv3 spoilers #like if i go back to ch6 now i spend like four hours doing the logan roy 'fuck oooff' on a loop lmao #tbh a long multi installment narrative will always always be better with a strictly defined end where it goes 'no more.' ofc. #but that works better when like. the writer actually Wants to make the last one #they want it to end but they also really want to Make the last part. not to just have it Be Over With #but still sell another game heeheehoo #and also if you take this legit approach you have to. once again. commit lmao you actually have to stop making more #can't have the apocalyptic (figuratively.) end all and then keep trying to make tha cash money off anime and spin offs and shit lool #if u gonna point and laugh and call me a lil bitch that's your call man i get it but you gotta actually. commit. to. the. bit. #like i couldn't even be that mad. like creatively speaking. boy you picked what you were going for an threw yr whole ass into it fr #except i'm a special boy and actually Not a lil bitch (sadness) so hmm im allowed to keep buying more Kids Getting Murdurrred Franchise #pls dont be taking this too seriously i genuinely do not care abt this series enough to hold strong opinions either way lol #v3 just. as a concept amuses me more than anything. in an absurd way. like that vine of the screaming chorus of rubber chickens #danganronpa spoilers #drv3 #danganronpa #oh and besides zero time dilemma did the whole meta twist series ending better ahAHAHAHAHHEEHEE

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

looking at the goodreads reviews for five's legacy while trying to decide whether to try the audiobooks was a Mistake, because i forgot that 99% of them were from 2014 fandom and therefore unbridled rabid hatred lmfao

reviews: i don't care if they try to make him sympathetic, he's an unlikable spoiled brat!!

me, staring at the kid who literally thought homelessness was a luxury because he could steal food, clothes, and pocket change to watch movies without having all of it systematically taken away from him by someone who controls his entire life; destroyed every one of his drawings for years so he could have them at all for a minute before he did, because if he kept them they'd be Belongings; was eventually found out anyway, and monitored constantly afterward to keep him from doing even that; and still destroys them out of habit years after escaping: ah yes. much brat. very spoil

#lorien legacies #LL number five #LL tag #the salt files #abuse cw #homelessness cw #when i say have zero patience for five hate; including love-to-hate; this is why lmfao #the entire fandom was a wall-to-wall tidal wave of mindless; horrific cruelty for years #with at best the occasional 'well i mean he is kind of sympathetic and i feel a little bad for him BUT HE'S STILL AN EVIL BITCH I HATE HIM' #it was really truly fcking awful; especially as someone he resonated with in some raw; painful; and deeply personal ways #and except for unpacking the text itself i just have no interest in seeing or having it anywhere near me ever again #don't even get me started on the constant graphic gory public fantasies about maiming; torturing; and killing him #often explicitly naming him being fat as a factor #that would get like tons of notes lmao #It Was Very Bad Squirtle #and why i take spiteful satisfaction in being able to loudly and unabashedly hate canon!nine in my own space now lol #It is My Turn to Go Ape Shitt #anyway. i have a lot of thoughts about how even the most paranoid and uncharitable of five's assumptions about the other garde #stem from him desperately wishing they would come and rescue him from his abusive home; and after years of isolation #and dashed hopes he ended up coming to the conclusion that they don't care because they think he is worthless #in exactly the ways that rey has tried to make him so #i hurt squirtle #fatphobia cw

[margareit]

I’m so tired of the solo q experience in dead by daylight, how am I iri 2 and playing with bot teammates 😭🤌🏻

#I just watched a dude with zero hook states get in chase and lead the killer both to the hook (someone else was unhooking) #and then directly to me (on a gen after being hooked already) #bitch? how are you this dumb? nah you can’t be dumb at iri this guy literally just wanted to pass the parcel to whoever #bro got me tunnelled #loving life #not me forced into taking a protection hit for the guy as if THAT ISNT HIS JOB #if anyone plays dbd and actually plays it like the team-based game it is pls save me from these bots 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🫡🫡🫡🫡 #dead by daylight #gracie talks #+ I know he knew I was on this gen bc he’d just healed me next to it + had kindred to see who was going for the unhook #just to clarify #pure sabotage lmao

[breadstickposting]

my theatre class is so fun yall

#we’re not all friends but all of us are at least familiar w each other and everyone is nice #also we take note of peoples interests and so when someone sees something that someone else is into we’ll immediately think of them lmao #like one person is into punk culture and someone else likes hello kitty and one guy is super into history #also we make fun of this one guy for being bi and still getting zero bitches #its fun