#that has yet to be named bc im a donkey

[yaoitime]

One Night Stand

Incubus demon x reader

🔞 NSFW MINORS DON'T REACT

⚠Warning⚠ this story has

Mild languages

Sexual themes

And Mentioned Rape

If you dont Wanna read this that's fine (;-_-)ノ

Chapter 1....

"Last night was weird"

It was Late at Night you just came back from a party so you went home.

You felt so tired so you made you a snack and you ate it in your room after you finish... you layed down on your bed and start to fall asleep...

2 hours later it 2:09 in the morning you where trying to move but you couldn't then you look back and saw a man with horns...

"Who the fuck are you"you yelled your face look annoyed...

" Oh Hey there Darling~" He said Seductively

You blushed a little

"What the Fuck are you doing in my house you Demon"

"Oh Temper Temper~"

"I'm only here to do my job"

"WAIT... YOUR JOB" Your face looks concerned after he said that

"Yeah My job"

"And that is...? You said in a confused tone

" Is basically having intercourse with you"

"HUH!?"

He nods he head yes...

You blushed and went under your blanket and all you could do was just scream but not loud you screamed inside but you couldn't bc it was late at night and didn't had time for a God damn noise complaint

"Don't hide you know you want to"

"I never said I wanted to"looking at him with annoyed face

" AnD IF YOU DO IT BY FORCE I SWEAR I'M REPORT YOU RAPE"

"but I'm not gone t-"

"I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU GODDAMIT"

"Ok damn calm down Jesus Christ"

"Yeah call on the Lord to help you"

"FUCK NO"

"WAIT WHY" Your face look like this emoji when he said that--->🤨

"BITCH IM A DEMON I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD"

"WELL I DO I TOLD MYSELF I'M HAVING SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE"

"Ok then marry me"

"Wait what marry you...bruh I just met you"

"I don't care"

"You know what let me just get this over with come on fuck me if want but if you hurt me is on like donkey Kong"

"I'm not gonna hurt you calm down geez"

You start praying and you said

"Lord please forgive what I'mma about to do I know I said to you I'm have intercourse when im married but this guy won't leave my presents so let me do what I gotta do"

"Alright now I prayed now lets go get this over with cause I'm ready to go to sleep"

"We would have this over with if you won't so stubborn"

"Hold on who you calling stu-"

He cut you off by kissing your lips you said in you mind "ok this is cool he just kissing me nothing particular is going on"

The kiss lasted for an hour so you are him are on top of each other He starts to Tease you.

He starts to roll up you shirt with hiss hand until he got were you boobs Were.

He stats to take of you shirt... You help him to get it off he starts to take of your binder you had on.

(A/n- I know you saying like.... wait.... were not a girl you... You are a girl you just wearing a binder so you shirt can fit on you but let's say you don't have a gender your basically gender fluid... So yeah ANYWAYS let's get back to the story😭)

............................Time Skip............................

⚠ SMUT WARNING ⚠ (ik it the first chapter but hey aleast I'm making another story)

Your now on top of him. He started to put his Dick inside you. He starts to move back and fourth you start to moan

You felt overwhelmed you also felt guilty.....

He whisper in your ear and say "You like that"he says while smirking You had butterflies in your stomach....

But then you heard a knock on your door

"OH CRAP" (you face look like this emoji --->😨)

"Who is it" you yelled

A random lady said "Your neighbor"

You put back on you clothes and went to the door

"Yes"

"Can you and you boyfriend quiet down"

"He's not boyfriend... "

"Yet" He said smirking

"AHHHH"the random lady screamed

"DEMOOOOOOOOOOOON"

"Can you calm down"

"NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS GIRLS HOUSE I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE"

"Leave..." The lady nodded her head

"Whats your name"

You look at her the Incubus demon

"My name is_______"

"Nice name" said the random lady

"My name is Lucy"

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A/N:THE STORy IS OUT 😭

THIS TOOK ME A WEEK AND A HALF ANYGAYS.....

I hope y'all enjoy this this story...

CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON

#fanfiction #x reader #wattpad

[morimhe]

I...I’ve been playing games lately *sweats nervously*

#genshin impact #kaeya #genshin impact kaeya #my oc #that has yet to be named bc im a donkey #i love kaeya and his tittied and all of him you know #sketches #vd #genshin impact oc

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo movies #so fucking stupid #anabeth chase #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #disney+ #pjo adaptation #percabeth #rick riordan

[chipchopclipclop]

Any ships for the Witcher?

I GOT ALOT

this WAS under a readmore BC TUMBLR LIKES TO BREAK WHEN YOU EDIT ASKS I GUESS bc it started to get embarrassingly long but im pretty much a multi shipper in any fandom or thing im into but also especially with geralt if hes involved bc i like to hc him as being in love with like…80 percent of the people he knows and is a hashtag #openrelationship king bc the way this game treats him being weirdly exclusive annoys the fuck out of me we, live in our city now.

geralt is involved

Geralt/Dandelion - ouch my dick ouch my balls the original brain dick pounding. I pretty much like any iteration of them with each other but no show geralt bc game geralt is superior in every way 2 me (PERSONAL PREF PLS NO FLAME (him with no beard is fucked up also)) i usually dont like the pair though if people depict dandy as some… naive pure waif or some such…. this man is a hoe and stupid through and through dont overlook this. its important.

I am also actually am a sucker for geralt singing his praises quietly fr no goddamn reason aside from hes infatuated with him and getting weirdly defensive about him and everyone else around him is just like. Christ. this is influenced by me never being able to pick the bully options when i was playing w3 ( i am whipped)

Geralt/Eskel/Lambert - soon as i knew they were more wolf witchers my brain entered a state of superflux. which means i followed them around making mooney eyes constantly, Im more fond of Geralt/Eskel leg of this ot3 bc they have such. old married couple energy and i am in love with Eskel but i love and respect our king lambert as well and he deserves a good ramming, DONT WE ALL? I REST MY CASE.

i also like to think like geralt, the two are pretty open relationship wise by nature tho i could say this about any of these characters bc i like poly hawhaw but something about witchers being seen as unemotional and unfeeling but these guys just having alot of love to give to each other and with others…poetry 😔

Geralt/Yennefer - i have complicated feelings on this pairing bc the show confounded me in how it happened and then it felt so faking weird in w3 bc of all the weird jealousy love triangle stuff i was forced to sit through as well as yen p much just calling me a dumbass donkey every hour before being like alright. time to fuck randomly. and it was executed bad. i didn’t like it and it was bad.

BUT. the potential here is still good and i like a cagey yennefer who finds it hard to trust opening up more slowly to geralt bc hes just like. straightforward…. i think their convo on the boat was kind of cute too… i think i just am really not into the THEY’RE TIED BY DESTINY TO EACH OTHER. LIKE. LITERALLY. aspect of their relationship especially when they seem to clash to hard against it. when she broke the wish with the djinn though and they were acting sweet with each other it made me kinda 🥺 uhu…. my goth wife….

i also dont mind these two deciding they work better together platonically as well though and being like, chummy exes lolol the ribbing that would entail…

Geralt/Yennefer/Dandelion - i think aqua gave me the idea for this but i am tickled by the thought of Dandelion landing himself TWO powerful beau’s who will step in to defend him from the stupid shite he gets himself into 24/7. Yennefer walking in front of him while he gets cussed out by someone just saying ��Is there a problem?” smiling menacingly… does that not fuck…. i say it does !

i think her and dandelion’s relationship is just…..very funny and not dramatic so its very fun to think about even romantically. and also geralt is there and plays the beleaguered straight man.

Geralt/Regis - i am putting this here even if i have not finished blood and wine yet bc oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd [smacks head with rock] also my first interaction with w3 was watching a friend play one of his quests with another friend and and all three of us go mad bc we were like IS THIS MEANT TO BE DRIPPING WITH SEXUAL TENSION AND INNUENDO. WHAT IS GOING ON. ARE WE LOSING IT. HELLO. we all deserve a big word speaking vampire boyfriend

Keira/Geralt - they are cute…. i dont need to defend myself….her being so pompous around him is so funny 2 me

Geralt/Zoltan - i like zoltan okay, actually these two have similar retired dad energy but zoltan is the one who makes them go out for date night still

Geralt/Zoltan/Dandelion - i am thinking about it i am thinking about it

edit: Yennefer/Eskel/Geralt/Lambert - poki put this idea in my head just now GEE YENNEFER HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU SMASH THREE WITCHERS?

not geralt centric

Triss/Yennefer - oh my god they were schoolmates.png and yenn calling triss her best friend made me go hmmmghhh 🥺 also im sick of this series being like oh no my best friend slept with my boyfriend, DRAMA! they are also dating okay shut up #lovewins, i need to intake more witcher content to further solidify these two as a pair in my head but its on the agenda. i am looking. i am watching. WAITING.

Eskel/Dandelion - take my faves and smack them together like barbie dolls also dandelion having a type thats just - witcher is comedy gold on top of that? eskel being flattered a pretty dude like this is into him…cute

Ciri/That One Readhead Girl Whose Name I Forgot - you know in the quest where ciri asks you to come around with her in novigrad and help thank the people who helped her and one was the cute barmaid with freckles, they were so cute what the fuck it lasted all of 5 minutes and i cant stop thinking about it, ciri’s government assigned girlfriend (i am the government)

Regis/Dandelion - when i was walking around his sick basement in w3 he had a book that dandelion has written about him in there… and all it said was nice things… and regis kept it in clear view? much to consider… thinking on this….

Priscilla/Dandelion - these two…surprisingly wholesome… also god i love bards. i dont think about the end of the quest where she gets owned for no reason they’re just faking chilling in novigrad making bank. ALSO i still cant believe these two dont come with you when you’re forming the avengers crew to defend kaer morhen how r they gonna write about it if they arent there !!!!!!! let them sit in the rafters and throw bombs conspiratorially !!!!! smh !!!!!

Priscilla/Yennefer - think pris having a hero crush on yennefer is very cute… she meets her for the first time and her thoughts r just oh god shes even prettier than the song said she was [brain explodes into mush] also her singing about her when geralt rocks up dare i say gay activity ?

Keira/Lambert - find it very funny w3 was like ‘and then keira decided to pick up lambert to roam around with her like he’s some weird fucking stray cat whos hair she likes to fuss over’ also lambert being forced to behave around her scholarly friends lmfao

Dandelion/Everyone okay - this man be fucking

#IM PROBABLY MISSING SOME STILL BUT IDR THEM RN SO WAHOO !!!!!!!!!!! #i like alot of things pretty much welcome to my twistedmind multishipping hours activated #anonymous #chitter chatter

[obstinaterixatrix]

verit replied to your post: verit replied to your post: ap-sadistics replied...

(sorry im weirdly slow sometimes) I KEEP THINKING WHAT IT IS ABOUT HOW MXTX WRITES THAT GRIPS YOU SO EASILY. like i get that it’s possibly not a universal experience, and i know some people find the amount of names/titles for each character scary, but that aside, she just really. writes well. concisely. my attention span is SO BAD and yet i managed to hold until ~ch60 before i even went online to look at art and stuff. i didn’t look ahead which i usually do.she DOES THAT

and RIGHT. RIGHT?!?! wwx deserves being a bit melodramatic ofc but the way he phrases all of it makes it seem like THEY WERE SUCH ENEMIES he must immediately run away on a donkey to escape lwj. tho i also love how. he essentially was completely ignorant of lwj possibly having ANY positive feelings towards him bc of combination of things, one of which being that he doesn’t rly consider himself lovable……. which….. oh boy,

no worries, Take All The Time You Need

honestly? I feel like part of it is the humor. it’s a serious story and serious things happen but it’s also just. really funny. this guy basically founded necromancy and made himself the enemy of pretty much every major political figure, there are so many tragic deaths. anyway when he was babysitting a-yuan he’d just kind of plant that kid like a radish and water him just for fun. ��wei wuxian, you just created this ultra powerful new kind of sentient zombie, the likes of which the world has never seen, what nefarious schemes will you use him for” “he’s going to carry the groceries home. also me. I don’t feel like walking.” also I love when dialogue is just, “？？？” it’s so expressive. The short exchanges are so. funny.

YEAH.... YEAH...... I mean he’s an oblivious dumbass but there’s also a lot of legit Deep Angst as to why he can be so. Like That. and something that makes him a really interesting character is how he has Very Specific Reasons he makes Very Calculated Actions that come across as irreverent and thoughtless (like the whole sword thing) but he’s also just. irreverent and thoughtless. it’s like. the degree to which he uses his reputation as a dumbass to his advantage, and the degree to which he’s Actually A Dumbass.

#verit #mdzslb #orlbs #reply #I remember the first scene I screencapped was #wwx: so the man-eating castle never ate anyone? #nhs: n... no.... it did...... #wwx: wow

[victortortor]

NMJ would be Sephy but not in the "I'm the son of Jenova" sense and more like "I was experimented with Jenova cells and it droves me mad and now she can control me à la demonic cultivation style". JGY would be president Shinra (not Rufus because he get a redemption arc). Meaning Shinra senior wouldn't die right away and would be there until the end? Jin Ling is Rufus? But who would be JC? Tifa? But he's childhood friend with WWX not MXY. And that wouldn't work with the uncle thing with JL/Rufus.

NHS would be Tifa (because of the whole “maybe he told MXY to summon WWX)? But would that work with NMJ/Sephy? Or NMJ is Barret? And Wen Ning is Sephy for the same reason that I said for NMJ. But who is Hojo? Wouldn’t that better be JGY? The Wen sect is Shinra? But who get the redemption arc? Wen Qing? Because it was her brother and she was not happy and wanted to save him so she worked with Avalanche to save the world? Where does that put the rest of GusuLan and Lanling Jin? NHS is Marlene. If NHS is Marlene then can JC really be Tifa (he knows about the MXY/WWX situation? Somehow?)? Lan Xichen would be Tseng: he got in Shinra to protect his little brother and no one know they’re brothers? But then the Venerated Triad doesn’t exist. And who would be Angeal and Genesis? Aaah! That’s a complicated AU and too many characters get shoved to the side because there’s not enough equivalent! But that’s an interesting AU!

Yeah, this is pretty messy, lol. The supporting cast of FFVII and its related media is way too big. I think the only way to conceivably make it work is to simply edit characters out – keeping the cast small would probably work better and be easier to write (not that i’m going to write it).

But the moment you said “à la demonic cultivation style” I was like…. oh no….. and I immediately went off on a tangent. Here’s what I got:

LWJ asks MXY about WWX, since MXY used to SOLDIER and he’s just like “…. You knew him?” And LWJ says yeah, I was dating him. MXY is just quiet for a moment, and he says, “He killed my best friend and his family, so I killed him. I don’t want to talk about it.”

Tifa’s going to be Jiang Yanli. When LWJ joins AVALANCHE MXY points at her like “oh yeah this is another of Wei Wuxian’s victims, he killed her entire fanily” and she just nods and LWJ is like … wait… isn’t that the girl Wei Wuxian always said “like a great big sister”

The reason why Tifa recruited Cloud was bc they were childhood friends, and in this AU it’s just because he acts too much like WWX, and his story that he killed WWX after his friends family was killed, but won’t talk about who his friend was is just… really weird, because WWX was her brother’s best friend, and he killed her family.

And then they finally get the name of the place where MXY killed WWX, and he’s like “yeah… it was at Yunmeng…” and JYL is just like “???!!” because she does NOT recall MXY being there and something is up

And then during their travels, they cross by Mo Village and in the beginning MXY is like lol look it’s named after me, but he spends 30 minutes there and Madam Mo just kicks him out screaming “you good for nothing that ran away from home to be random army grunt don’t ever come back!!!”

MXY: lol they mustve gotten me mixed up with someone else? i was never in the army and i dont have any living family, my friend’s family basically raised me. At some point he also admits: one of the reasons why i don’t want to talk about it… is because at some reason i forgot the name of my bff, and im really ashamed of myself over it. my memory is really fuzzy sometimes

At this point, both LWJ and JYL are like “HMMMM”

anyway basically, Wei Wuxian should be Zack AND Sephiroth, because he deserves to be a supervillain . He got corrupted by demonic energy and went batshit crazy in Yunmeng. MXY the random army cadet was the one who snapped him out of it by injuring him real bad (not dead yet!). canon thing with both of them being taken in for experiments for a few years; MXY becoming a clone and WWX dying to save him, but as a result of the experiments he literally can’t die, and remnants of his personality split into his various failed clones, most of it going to MXY and his crazy demonic cultivation personality going to straight to the clone that’s being built in the Northern Yiling Burial Mounds… 

Other than that, some party members I’d want is Wen Qing and Wen Ning, the remains of the glorious Wen Kingdom (Wutai) that perished during the last war with Jin Corp! Wen Qing’s the healer, Wen Ning is a berserker. Wen Yuan is Marlene. Nie Huaisang, who joined because Jin Corp was responsible for the death of his big bro. He has an airship, just because. I think the president should still be Jin Guangshan so he can die, but Rufus can be Jin Zixuan. Lil’ Apple as Nanaki because rescuing LWJ from being breeded with a “supposedly mythical, but probably just a normal donkey” and just… running out of Koi Tower…. with a donkey…. oh turns out he can wield materia wtf

#ffvii spoilers #ask #Simply Anonymous #i couldn't sleep bc of this AU

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11 question challenge?

Lol i was tagged by @coffeeaddictwithapen Rules: state 11 facts abt yourself, answer the taggers 11 questions, make 11 questions and tag 11 people to answer them

Facts: 1. i want to go into accounting it seems like an easy monotonous job 2. I had a cantaloupe plant named shrek (he went into a little donkey planter so it was perfect) and now i have a little alien plant 3. I will honestly laugh at anything, you could just say “chicken nugget” and i would die laughing 4. I am one of the officers of my school ping pong club and my job is to annoy the VP 5. I have a lot of animals in my house, but the ones i personally take care of are my two rats, my dog, and sometimes the bird 6. I seem confident on the internet, because i dont actually have to talk to anyone! I am really shy irl and i dont stand out in class 7. Rats are honestly my soul animal and i love them 8. I own a big sombrero, even tho im the whitest shit on earth, because my friend gave it to me as a gift 9. I love dragons so much??? I have a little jewelry box with a dragon sitting on top like my necklaces are his hoard 10. I get math really quickly, but i make dumb mistakes like saying 9+6=17 11. I like dressing cutesy but never do because i never have the energy

Questions I was asked

1 What was your favorite class in school? Did you have a solid friend group in that class? My current fav class (i havent finished HS yet) would probably be geometry or biology, because the best things happen in those classes 2 If you could only recommend one book for anyone/everyone to read, which book would it be? Probably the Danish Girl because everyone should know what that lifes like 3 whats your favorite time of day? Sunrise (if im ever awake that early) or sunset, i love the colors of the sky 4 whats something thats made you smile in the last few days? We were shopping and my mom tells me to choose a body wash so i just reached and grabbed without looking. I got this like sunshine one and my mom just goes “great her head will smell like lemons and her ass will smell like sunshine” 5 whats your favorite thing to do in the summer? I love visiting my best friends, one of them has a pool and we all hang out there and at night we scooter to the bookstore and read there 6 do you have any siblings? Yes, i had 3 human sisters, one passed away before i was able to meet her though. I also have a cat sis bc my mom loves her cat that much 7 have you been drinking enough water lately? I think so, i drink like 24oz a day 8 do you prefer cake or pie? Whats your favorite kind? I prefer cake, and i looove red velvet cake 9 have you ever tried haagen dazs coffee ice cream? No i have not, but that sounds AWESOME 10 have you ever met a person whos changed your life/world view for the better? I had a friend who helped me out a lot, because of her i realized girls are AMAZING and sometimes you lose friends 11 whats your favorite vegetable? Idk lettuce? Broccoli? 11 questions for tagged people 1 favorite color? 2 favorite food? 3 favorite animal? 4 what are your aspirations? 5 do you collect rocks? 6 do you drive? Are you comfortable when/if you do? 7 do you like fruit? 8 whats your favorite plant? 9 what are you passionate about? 10 favorite mode of transportation? 11 do you like partners with short or long hair? Im tagging: @hiijos (suffer) @bnova01 (yes you have to) @cousaten @nikanono @macleod @ethanbecker70 @punziella @dailycatdrawings @glumshoe @ellendegeneres @georgetakei