#that's why i cant do the maths apparently

[studyffocation]

♥ tax laws will be the end of me ♥

#studyblr #why am i doing this to myself #dark academia #gay academia #that's why i cant do the maths apparently #coffee shop #economics student #unfortunately #studyffocation

[moreaugriffins]

Me: it's late in the night and im really tired. i should sleep

-as soon as my head hits the pillow-

My brain: Wasn't there a calendar in the background in The Green Death? If so, what does the calendar show? Would it add to the Unit Dating Controversy? we must go check now!

#rambles #classic doctor who #unit dating controversy #my presentation on this topic has plagued my mind all holiday #it wont stop #i can't get a moment's rest #i also know that sarah says at some point that she's from the 80s #but apparently at some point she uses a unit pass that states its from the 70s #well i heard that anyway #but i can't find it so who knows #honestly - i was ready a week or so ago to chalk the whole controversy up to the brig being shit at maths and dates #(because it's funny - especially as he has a degree in maths and becomes a maths teacher) #but then like.. how do you explain characters giving various contradicting dates? #is everyone connected to the doctor bad at dates? #because being round a time traveller who can mix up time periods would eventually rub off on others? #but the UNIT era is so grounded to earth and to the now (and they cant go forgetting the date when they're a military organisation that has #to be at conferences and investigate things etc etc) #why am i trying to think logically about this? #i can't do that - for my own sanity #aaaaaaa

[depresseddepot]

every day for the past week I have become inexplicably more and more interested in quilting

#listen im a stupid son of a bitch alright. i cant do math to save my life and complex issues confuse me unless i have 2+ years to process #however: me want make things with hands #also i cannot STAND crocheted things. im really sorry if you like to crochet/love them but i do not agree at all #the yarn (yarn??) used for crocheting is itchy and frizzy and it just fucking sucks. i will die on this hill #knitting is even on thin ice because some of the material is okay and good but all the so called ~high quality~ stuff is like #so stupid frizzy and STUPID. ITS STUPID #WHY DO YOU ALL KNIT WITH THINGS THAT ARE FRIZZY. THE TEXTURE IS AWFUL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING #however: super soft stuff also irritates me so this is probably a me thing #HOWEVER: quilts are not made of frizzy yarn. they are made of sheets of fabric #and the way quilts feel on my skin is such a pleasant sensory experience #the divets from the actual quilting and the heaviness of it and the way the surface gets chilled but not cold #i just LOVE IT OKAY #and i really want to try to make one but i also REALLY don't want to have to purchase a sewing machine #(yes i know there's cheaper ones but i don't want to spend anything over $50 girl and i dont even know how to use a sewing machine) #apparently you can hand sew them which sounds doable for me (im awful at mending but i can sew a straight line probably) #but. that will take AGES #maybe ill really take my time planning a simple quilt thats like. special interest themed??? #that way i dont lose interest a few months in? #idk i just really want to make something that has tangible use and value afterwards #and i cannot afford the thousands of dollars of equipment needed to accurately create wooden furniture so. maybe ill do this #anyway how do you buy fabric /gen. they're all in rolls at the store so do i just like. tell them what size i need and they cut it for me?? #hey google what happens to a quilt if you have really shitty and crooked stitches #anyway. if i reblog 400 quilting posts in a row im so sorry. this is (probably) a phase

[chaos-coming]

This past year has been my personal discovery that a lot of people are really bad at math. Abd that 'bad at math' does not mean what i thought it did

#no but like i always thought i was bad at it bc of my upbringing #like my classmates in hs were taking multivariate calc sophmore year and went to mit n shit #so i always thought i just wasnt good with numbers tho i do really like geometry and calc #its spatial math its pretty #also my first ex was a math major #but this year ive been disvovering thst my idea of bad at math is. not universal #i know so many people do the books for restaurants n things and theyre not college educated or w.e. #but im working with a bunxh of university graduates and none of them can do fucking math #counting the beer crates is a big task apparently #but after doing it once i can remember how many are in each box and everyone was like impressed? theres only 4 types of boxes to remember?? #and my boss ut seems cannot do math which is why his books are a mess and he cant produce numbers or answers to our questions #the only guy here who can math is the only one without a college degree

[midnightblues444]

Tokyo Revengers; as tropes

Cast list: Draken, Ran Haitiani,wakasa + shinichiro and Mitsuya Takashi

Notes: first work yay!! Fem reader

Content warnings: suggestive, brief harrassment, love triangle(but there's no choice), weed consumption

Draken

childhood friends to strangers to lovers

The first time you ever spoke to Draken you challenged him to a race, claiming that your shoes gave you super speed. To test this theory the two of you ran around the brothels makeshift daycare until your little legs gave out, panting and debating who was the winner. From then on you became a formidable duo; fighting and going on adventures was daily routine . Inseparable was the only way to describe you two, and with age you only grew closer.

Until the day you left Tokyo. You stared at your life long friend with matching tears staining your cheeks. You never wanted to let him go, even when your parents called, you hugged him tighter. You both whispered promises of never losing touch,before you gently kiss his cheek after you're finally forced to let go.

Those promises were lost as the years went by but now you stare at the man across the hall of your new apartment. You thought it would be impossible for him to grow any taller but here he is, giant with dark strands hanging loosly in front of his face, big arms dropping his grocery bags ."ken ken?" The nickname compels him to start moving, like he's wearing super speed shoes. In only a few long strides he's scooping you into his arms. The familiarity of him alone almost makes you forget that's it's been 10 years.

Ran

Second chance romance (cw, brief harrassment, cursing)

Ran Haitaini hated parties, he hated how late and tiring they were. Which is funny because he now co owns a nightclub, and with that title its apparently etiquette for him to attend the big new years event. He leans on the balcony overlooking the dance floor,sipping lazily at the drink in his hand. From there he has a clear view of the party, he can spot Sanzu dancing like a maniac and Kokonoi obviously turning a party into a business venture.

Ran almost thinks he hallucinating when hes sees you. Of course you came tonight, run ins with each other have become very frequent as of late. And fuck,do you look gorgeous. He cant help but notice your making way to the exit and a not so friendly looking gentlemen is staggering after you. Its Rans instinct to go after you.

And thank god he did, because when he reaches you, there you were telling the creep to fuck off. "Cmonnnn dolllll" the man slurs. But before the guy can get closer, Ran pulls him back by the collar and lands a fist right in his face. It doesn't take much for the asshole to start running.

You look at the guy then at Ran. "Why did you do that Haitaini" you scowl. "force of habit I guess, besides this time it was necessary" he admits. He knows you hated when he threw himself into fights especially on your behalf. You take his hand, gently running your fingers on his bruised knuckles, letting out a sigh.

"C'mon I have bandages in my car" you say as you drag him to your car. Ran cant help but feel nostalgic, him being hurt and you pretending to hate fixing him up. He thinks just for a brief moment this how things are supposed to be.

Shinichiro and wakasa

love triangle

You had met wakasa a while back when he still ran with his own gang Kodo Rengo, the night he watched your band perform at some random club, he was mesmerized by your rockstar mystique and found you back stage. The two of you shared moment, pleasantly spending the whole night together. But once he drove you home, you never saw him again. You thought about him constantly, catching yourself searching for him in the crowds of your shows.

Until you saw him again, this time through the sweet boy from your math class. When Shinchiro introduced you guys, it was wordlessly agreed not to mention how you already knew each other. Shinchiro was sweet, and would drive you home from school daily. You couldn't help but feel a bit giddy around him as time passed, but you couldn't shake your feelings for wakasa.

The more you spent time with each of them you felt your confusion run deeper and deeper. Until one drunken night you found yourself playing truth or drink with the gang. During your turn you were asked: who do you want to fuck in this room?

Your eyes widen as you look between the two, who stare at you,their gazes are piercing and almost daring you to choose one of them in this very moment.

You tilt your head back gulping down your drink thinking you dodged a bullet. It wasnt until it was just you three left did wakasa push for an answer .

Mitsuya

strangers to fwb to lovers (cw, smoking weed lol, suggestive)

Mitsuya was a workaholic through and through. Spending countless hours in his studio, even sleeping there on occasion. Hakkai was worried, just like any friend would be. He then decided to force him to have fun and distract him from his work so he invited him to a house party.

At some point in the night, Hakkai had disappeared with one of his model friends. Leaving mitsuya to wander aimlessly through the home in search of a break from the headache inducing pop music.

Finally finding a room (that wasn't occupied by Busy guests). He wasnt suprised when the familiar scent of weed filled the space. There you were on the floor, taking a drag of the blunt between your fingers. You turned to him with a dazed grin, wordlessly inviting him to come in.

The two of you ended up smoking and talking about whatever shit came to your clouded minds. Inching closer and closer until you crawled into his lap. Giggling when you were right in his face, the heat of the kiss that followed made the room spin. Your hands gently tugging his hair . His hands on your waist guiding you as you rock back and forth on his crotch. Groaning into your mouth, you could taste the weed on his tongue.

When you pulled away breathless. While he was kissing at your neck and exposed chest he whispered six simple words.

"Wanna come back to my place?"

#draken x reader #mitsuya smut #mitsuya x reader #shinchiro x reader #wakasa x reader #tokyorev x reader #ran x reader #draken fluff #ran fluff #tokyorev headcanons #tr wakasa #wakasa x you #tokyorev x you #shinichiro fluff #shinichiro smut #wakasa smut

[vrisrezis]

College au, geto being an emotional drunk, slight utahime x shoko lol, reader is amab (or just masculine aligned?) and for some reason satoru knows about it, suguru is shorter than reader, suguru is subby but there is no nsfw involved here, alcohol in this one, satoru being a wingman and not being jealous? Good for him.

Not proof read . Sorry if this is ass I was very tired writing this

Suguru and satoru often drank. You did too, it was your way of spending time with the boys and that even included utahime and shoko. You, however, had too much school work you needed to finish before this semester ended. You never liked to ask for help, but admittedly maths has been quite the never ending struggle. Suguru offered to help, many times actually. You however always rejected his help. You didn’t like the idea of relying on your friend for that, as a lot of your old friends used you a lot for school back then. Besides that, you’re kinda embarrassed to ask for help from him. It makes you feel dumb.

You already have a complex about being friends with two of the top students in your college, you don’t need to be a burden on top of that. You can do it on your own.

However, getting back to your current predicament, it isn’t often suguru gets plastered. Honestly, he handles his liquor pretty well. Unlike satoru, who ends up a complete mess after one shot of anything, thanks to his thinner frame, you assume. Not that sugurus body type is too different, he tends to wear clothing that makes him look a lot bigger than he actually is, but still. You’ve drank with him many times, he’s had at least 9 beers in the past and was completely fine.

It also isn’t often you don’t join your friends for going out to drink, but you were cooped up in your dorm room that you shared with shoko. Even her telling you suguru was gonna be there, didn’t tempt you. Which let her know that you seriously needed to get your shit finished.

However, you hear your phone ring, only to find shoko calling you.

“You having too much fun… or…?” you trail off, and she lets out a giddy laugh, clearly drunk off her ass by the sound of her voice “not too much quite yet, but suguru has certainly had enough. Need you to come get him. I’m gonna stay with utahime tonight, so can you just take suguru with you?”

And of course, who are you to say no? Though you honestly wonder why she’s staying with utahime..

Now that you think about it, you don’t actually wonder why. Those two have been having something going on, and whatever it is, it certainly isn’t straight.

You wonder why you had to take suguru with you, since him and satoru are roomies. Cant he just go with him? However, as you meet up with them, shoko explains that satoru doesn’t like sugurus loud snoring, which apparently happens when he gets drunk.

So with a sigh you drag suguru, while shoko and utahime worry about satoru, who’s giving suguru some wiggly eyebrows and a perverted smirk. As well as a thumbs up. You don’t know what that means, but as you drag suguru out of the bar you hear satoru yell “ohhh yeah! Get that dick tonight suguru!”

Your friend, suguru, would normally tell satoru to shut up before he kicks his ass. Or he’d be embarrassed and apologize for satorus behavior. Instead however, he laughs drunkly with red completing coating his cheeks. You don’t comment on it, but as you two walk side by side, his hand makes its way into yours. He grabs your arm with his other hand, leaning his head on your shoulder and squishing his cheek on it. You raise a brow at how clingy he’s being, as he typically isn’t the overly touchy type. Sure he has his moments, but never like this.

Suguru is talking absolute nonsense at this point, even after you situate him on the couch. He demands you sit with him, and he demands you cuddle him. You give into all of his demands, and wrap an arm around his shoulder as he places his arms around your mid section, cheek on your chest. He goes into a drunk rant about the movie you two and satoru saw last week, which was in fact Barbie, before he suddenly starts delving into other things. Like how he feels.

“It’s such a good movie.” he mumbles drunkly, “kinda like how you’re a good person.” it’s such a stretch, it makes you wonder if he simply just wanted to talk about you. You smile, shaking your head, and he gives you a pout. “You areeee though…” he draws out, whining as he says it. He’s annoyed you don’t understand how great you are, “you’re so sweet and selfless, you’re the best person I know.” he says, and while everything he’s saying does make you blush, it’s hard to take him seriously when he sounds like a 5 year old struggling to form words together.

“You’re such a good person.” he says, using his point finger to trace invisible words on your chest, pouting subconsciously whilst doing so. “Such a good person. Yknow I’m in love with you… right?” he says, looking up at you, right into your eyes. He manages to catch you off guard, which is something he’s never managed. He laughs, “hehe! You really didn’t know?”

You shake your head, at a loss for words. The male before you just giggles like a child, “that’s so funny. You’re so silly y/n. Of course I love you, who wouldn’t?”

He giggles a bit more, his giddy smile becomes a bit more soft the longer he stares at you. “You’re so cute up close.” he whispers, putting a hand on your cheek, his thumb running on said cheek. “I wanna kiss you.” he softly whispers, with such love and adoration in his voice despite how fucked out it sounded.

“You can’t.” you whisper back, you see the hurt flash in his eyes instantly, and you start to regret how you said that to him. “Oh…” he sadly juts his bottom lip, “okay…” he looks down, and you start to panic as you see the tears well up in his eyes.

“Hey hey hey” you say, your voice is laced with worry. “It’s okay! It’s not like I don’t want to or anything!” you try your best to calm him down, but you see the tears fall on his cheeks. “Look at me.” you say, but the male before you is too busy crying and trying to wipe his snot and tears away. You grab his wrists and putt them down, before using your thumb and forefinger, you grab his chin and lift his head up to look at you. He whimpers, “please. kiss me.” he silently begs, and you have to shake your head at him, making him cry more.

“Why!!” he practically wails, like a child. “Is it somebody else!?” he sniffles, more tears escape him, hot jealousy building up in his stomach. “Is it satoru…?” he says, lip quivering as he thinks about it.

You shake your head at him, “no, okay suguru? I just don’t want to take advantage of you. You’re very drunk right now. Please understand me.” you say, finally letting go of his chin, and he keeps his head in place. He grabs onto your shirt, gripping rather tightly. “Will you kiss me when I feel better then?” he asks, and you nod with a smile. Suguru feels more tears well up in his eyes, but he’s sure they’re happier this time.

Geto sniffles, “you’re so pretty” he says, tears falling from his eyes once again.

#geto suguru x reader #geto suguru x you #geto suguru x y/n #suguru geto x you #suguru geto x reader #geto x reader #geto x you #geto x y/n #suguru x reader #suguru x y/n #suguru x you #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x reader

[taikk0]

hi just wanted to say that 23 leos school notes keep me up at night cause YOURE TELLING ME THIS BOY GOES TO A HUMAN SCHOOL???? AND HE DOES NORMAL SCHOOL THINGS?? AND HAS HIS SCHOOL NOTES UP??? AND TEHRE SI LITERALLY SO MUCH GOING ON??

THERE IS APPARENTLY A TEACHER THAT IS MEAN TO HIM AND I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS

SECOND?? MIKEY RAPH AND DONNIE?? WHAT DOES DRAMA AND MATH MEAN HOW ARE THEY CORRELATED TO THE TURTLE AND WHY IS DONNIES A BUNCH OF QUESTION MARKS??

BOY WHAT DID YOU DO

THERES A DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE WAY HE WROTE HONOR AND LOYALTY THIS MEANS SOMETHING... SYMBOLISM STUFF?? IDK I CANT PROPERLY THINK OF AN ACTUAL THEORY BUT IM THINKING LOYALTY IS ASSOCIATED WITH HIM BEING A MUTANT BC OF THE OOZEY LOOK

AUGUST 11TH. A WEEK AFTER THE MOVIES RELEASE. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

honorable mentions bc theyre not important but i wanted to talk about them anyway bc i want to:

THE ELEMENTS HE LISTED SPELL OUT TMNT AND I JUST REALIZED IT NOW????????

leo misspelling animal,, ALSO IM SORRY HE HAS UGLY ASS HANDRWRITING I LOVE IT SO MUCH GET BETTER AT WRITING WORDS PLEAE

THIS DORKY DRAWING OF HIM I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME UGH I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS HAVE SUPER BUFF COOLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES IN THEIR HEAD ITS SO FUNNY

of course he did.

OVERALL I LOVE THIS STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER AND ITS SO VERY TEENAGE BOY ARTSTYLE I CANT GET OVER IT ITS SO CANON LEO REAL LIFE

#SORRY THIS MOVIE IS ALL I TALK ABOUT AND ITS NOT EVEN OUT YET #I JUST THINK ABOUT IT A LOT THE RELEASE DATE BEING SO FAR IS GIVING ME SO MUCH TIME TO START GUESSING IM SO INTRIGUED #sorry its like 4 am i ahve no idea if it was the candy but i literaly cant sleep #tmnt #tmnt 2023 #tmnt mutant mayhem #taikko talks 2 much

[gin-juice-tonic]

Some things about Fiddleford from the journal that add to my belief he has OCD. The pictures arent very nice, sorry about that.

Compulsions and Possible Compulsions

Checking his math unreasonable amounts of times. One of the very first things mentioned about him, also one of the last things.

Adhering strictly to certain superstitions

Pulling out hair

Solves his rubix cube whenever left unsolved

Looks at the picture of his family enough to be considered “often”. I put this one under “possible compulsion”. Maybe he just misses them, or maybe staring at the photo is a ritual to put some thought at ease.

General Overthinking

He does a lot of this regarding the bunker that he’d planned by himself.

The whole thing even starts from his initial fear that something they do would cause a creature to escape. (Not unreasonable)

Builds a very overkill death trap to keep things from getting in or out of the bunker

Soundproofs the observation room so test subjects cant hear him and ford talk

Suggests using the cryogenic chamber out of fear of an apocalypse for no real reason

Upsetting Another to Ease his own worries

He knows the exact reason why Ford doesnt want to publish his work. He attempts the one thing he knows he shouldnt have done anyway (at great detriment to himself) as a last ditch effort to talk ford out of building the portal, upsetting Ford greatly in the process.

Misc thing

Apparently he likes to have his stuff on him at all times. Bringing your banjo on a hike when youre already bad at hiking isnt really the best idea. (Or maybe it is if youre really intent on smacking something with it)

#long post #cw ocd

[br1ghtestlight]

getting war flashbacks to the bobs burgers fanfic where louise is doing math homework in the restaurant when nobody else is around and then bob has a heart attack </3 that shit was TRAUMATIZING

love linda shouting four whenever there's a math problem or anything related to numbers. best recurring joke. FOUR!!!!

you can do it gene :D also im so bad at math I 100% would not be able to help either. dumbass rep family

bob trying to help gene with his homework is cute. even if he is Not very good at it. he wants to be an involved dad :(

gene im not gonna lie that math question has gotta be fucking with you. rhat is not a real question. i could NEVER do that not if i was given 100 hours that shit is fake

see this is where when I was in math class i would just write a random number and move on bcuz im never gonna figure it out anyway im not gonna waste time. so that's my advice gene. just Give Up

he says "maybe your mom or tina could get you started" because they're older but I genuinely think louise has a better chance of helping bcuz she is so smart. if she'd WANT to help is another question entirely

because I'm stuck in a safe 😐

AND THEN HE BLINDFOLDED ME ON THE WAY HERE??? HE BLINDFOLDED YOU??????

teddy I think his guy is gonna murder you im gonna be so real right now

unfortunately im kinda following teddy's logic now like. it isnt like fischoeder isn't doing this type of shit everyday just for fun. rich guys are just like that BUT getting their money is nice

"gene was doing homework?? that's new"

WE'RE NOT ALL ECONOMICALLY COMFORTABLE LIKE YOU ARE

"Why did you tell me the whole long story about the sandwich in the drawer if you're running out of battery LOCKED IN A SAFE??" "Context!!!!"

also bob and teddy have such great comedic chemistry lmao they bounce off each other so naturally

louise isn't lying she Does have a certain set of skills 😭 if anyone could find him it WOULD be her the lockpicking genius nine year old supervillain

miss you. see you soon. gotta go!!

has he gotten a new cellphone since that MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND YOUR PHONE IS AT 23% argument or is it that same shitty 2008 blackberry phone that dies almost immediately lmfao

bob is a real one for doing this bullshit for teddy he did NOT have to. they're ride or die fr

I'm not entirely unconvinced that gerald isnt a serial killer but thats okay <3 men can have hobbies

also I'm choosing to believe this gerald is the same one from the taxes/weed cookie episode even though it ABSOLUTELY is not bcuz i think that would be funny. by day he's a regular tax agent by night he is a creepy rich kidnapper who pulls mind games on all his handymen

OH I FORGOT THE SUBPLOT FOR THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT SPORTS PEOPLE why did they do the whole thing with gene's homework then.... are they connected. what is the gameplan

WE PICK A NEW LOVER FOR MOM

i love how bob is apparently the only thing keeping his family from going completely off the fucking rails like. he's the only thing standing between his family and their restaurant burning down with everyone inside fr

your dad never loved that dream :/ because he's a hater :/ AND SO JEALOUS :/

you're not gonna break the world record. another hater. STOP THAT

I might be having a panic attack 💔 I CANT TELL BECAUSE IVE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE OR IM ALWAYS HAVING ONE soo real teddy

WE LOST HIM 😭😭💔

aww I love them all wearing their lil aprons <3 (crappy photo of my tablet bcuz the app im using to watch this episode doesn't allow screenshots)

SAY SOMETHING SMART LIKE UHH HOW WOULD YOU FLIP A GIANT BURGER. OH GOD THEY DIDNT MAKE THE GIANT BURGER DID THEY. WHO WOULD EVEN AGREE TO EAT THAT. AN OVER FOURTY CO-ED BASKETBALL TEAM. REALLY 😯

sorry this episode has so many good ooc quotes FJDMDJSKSKKM

gene STOP calling him father

bob is being like a whole ass detective meanwhile linda and the kids are currently making The Worst Decisions Ever

h jon benjiman is doing such a good job voicing bob in this episode idk it has so much personality and sounds natural. or it's always like this and im just now appreciating it but either way A+ work

cute bob and teddy moment ❤️❤️

(ignore the awful camera quality. nothing I can do there) also love the fact that teddy can easily lift up and manhandle bob. Good to know

there's so much going on w/ this gerald guy I dont even know WHERE to begin. what a guy. wow

this is so cute and sweet im so happy!!! YOU DOUBLE FAKE WALLED HIM :D YOU SMART SMARTIE. YOURE A GENIUS BOB

"I knew I asked the right person to come help me. Yeah. Mort wouldn't answer."

"What? You called Mort first?"

"No..."

HE ASKED MORT???? LMFAO big win for tedmort shippers. I fucking guess

MORT NEVER DOUBLE FAKE WALLED ANYONE why is bob like genuinely jealous of mort and teddy right now 😭 chill out man you've got a wife at home

"let's just say it's twelve" FINALLY bob follows my very smart advice when it comes to math homework smh

ALSO THIS IS TECHNICALLY THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN THEM EATING BOBS BURGERS FOR DINNER OR IN GENERAL!!! I mean it's a giant hamburger loaf but it technically was served at bob's burgers so it counts

GIANT FRENCH FRIES

aww this episode was so fun and cute!! I love the more adventure-y type episodes where they explore a new location so this episode was great and very stressful lmao. also very funny. I love bob and teddy's dynamic/back and forth throughout the episode and the weird mort mention at the end felt like they were soft launching his and teddy's relationship even though I KNOW they aren't actually. mort could replace kathleen if we believe. very solid 8/10 episode :)

#txt #bob's burgers #episode review #bb spoilers

[lumineskies]

ATTENTION - 34 calm down, heart

wc; 1.2k

cw; shit talking?, cursing ya, no read more cause i cant access my laptop sawry 😞

scrolling through twitter, no new tweets. instagram, no new posts. tiktok has become repetitive at this point. putting down his phone, beomgyu sighed. where were they? taehyun and soobin was supposed to join him for lunch half an hour ago. he texted them, mentioned them on twitter, he even tried to call taehyun. no avail. were they studying? beomgyu grumbled under his breath. the bento lunch he bought from the cafeteria went untouched as he stuffed the box inside his bag. he'll eat it later tonight.

he didn't know what to do. usually around this time, they would already start heading out to class as recess ends in 10 minutes. he had a free period after this, should he check up on you? he wondered if you actually took his advice and gave the headmaster a much needed lecture on solving his own problems. beomgyu rested his head on the table, maybe sleeping here isn't such a bad idea. aside from the bustling of students that will surely calm down when recess ends, the cafeteria wasn't a bad place to rest.

just as he was about to close his eyes and sleep away, his ears picked up students near his table talking.

"isn't that the beomgyu? the one that the account mentioned?"

"i think so, his hair looks similar."

"do you guys think he killed the president? rationally—"

he hated this. couldn't they keep their voices down while gossiping? and is it their business if he killed the guy?

beomgyu got up from his sleeping stance, immediately sensing the table becoming quiet. he made a show of cracking his neck even though they don't hurt the slightest.

"gosh, i just wish that some people would shut up. how irritating."

the people at the other table eyes widen at beomgyu's sentence. was he talking about them?

beomgyu got up from the table and went on, not before sending a mean glare towards the one who accused him of murdering the president. if they wanted to talk shit about him, they should know he isn't one to cower at their words.

as soon as the chill from the airconds in the cafeteria left him, he sighed. all he wanted was some rest, did they really need to talk about him that way? in front of him too? as beomgyu walked the hallway, students stared at him, frightened. a week ago, beomgyu would look at them just the same, but now he acted indifferent. after the encounter in the cafeteria, he didn't have any energy to give back the same treatment towards them. the whole school is wary of student council after the reappearance of the account, this treatment isn't something new or weird, he already got used to this.

pushing the door open, fresh air greeted beomgyu. the outside tennis court was fairly quiet, with the bell ringing, all students rushed into class, leaving beomgyu alone to sit on a bench overlooking the tennis court. he took out a book from his bag and began reading it.

since you entered his life, slowly his personality became a warped one between his and yours. your hobby that beomgyu never thought of doing, he began liking them. reading was one example. the choi beomgyu from before would never pick up a book willingly, yet here he is, reading a book assigned for his literature class in advance so he could understand his teacher better later on and actually score on his paper, not flunk it.

he found himself actually listening in classes after he met you. sending in assignments and work on time seemed easier than being asked by the teacher why his assignment wasn't sent as the due date passed. even his math teacher saw potential in him, apparently he's actually quite smart, just lazy. if he were to work hard, he could achieve higher grades, said the teacher.

that gave him motivation like no other, but his main motivation was you. you who were never afraid to ask questions if you don't understand the current topic. you who were easily the top of the class, and the top of the whole school in terms of both academic and clubs. you who would always be you, no matter where and no matter when. you who beomgyu loved.

groaning, beomgyu shut his book and planted his face right in the middle of the cover. he was so down bad, it was embarrassing. blush was rushing to his cheeks with the thought of you, now all he could think about is you, you, you.

he ought to run laps around this tennis court, you were invading his brain. you had decided that his heart was home, and he can't force you to leave. he can't stop thinking about you if he wanted to.

beomgyu put a hand to his heart, it was beating so fast and oh so loud. he had to calm himself. he was too excited. he breathed in, and breathed out. a sad attempt at calming his heart down, but effective. at long last, his heart seemed to calm down. you really had an effect on him.

beomgyu wanted to continue reading, he only had a few hundred pages left, it would be an easy read. yet, his gut told him to get up and head towards the more secluded court, the one nearer to the back of the school buildings. usually, beomgyu would just let the feeling slide, but today he felt a sense of urgency. his stomach was stirring up, was he having a stomach ache?

he left his book and his bag at the bench and he began walking. he felt the need to be quiet, so he lighten his steps and tried to not make any sounds. rounding the corner, he could faintly hear two students arguing, or having a conversation. if it was a conversation, it was a very heavy one. beomgyu could sense the tension in the air. one of the students arm was crossed, and the other was flying wildly, explaining and talking with his full body.

deciding to be nosy, beomgyu got closer to hear the conversation. he could see the students clearer now, it was taehyun and soobin? both of them seemed to be arguing over something. was this the reason they didn't join him for recess? beomgyu could only wonder.

"why would you even do that? and you did it so carelessly! i found you in less than 3 months, what does that say about yourself?"

"you only care about it because it affects you! if it didn't, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. and slow down your voice, people can hear us!"

"what does that have to do with anything? ....... delete ..........."

"i can't! .............. suspicious .......... seriously! "

beomgyu couldn't hear their convo anymore, which was a good thing, since he doesn't want to hear it anymore. he needed to collect his thoughts, and get the hell away from them. fuck classes, he could always ask you for notes and homework he had to do.

previous masterlist next

notes! omg attention is coming to an end..... 10 or 11 more chapters left naur 😟😟😟 so this speed this up, ill start to double update everytime! ill try to update consistently 3 time a week will i be successful????? i dont know 😋😋😋😋

synopsis! when the school president of hybe high mysteriously dies, a spot in the student council is now open. and to the overachieving students of hybe, its now or never. choi beomgyu, the bad boy of the school decides that its time to change tactics, after all who wouldn't want the attention of the whole school?

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[bomnun]

dumping a lot of annoying thoughts abt hui and ptg right now

it seems like the only thing i can predict correctly are music show wins, which, to be fair is just math and rigging patterns, but im going to do some serious handwaving and guesswork again becausei cant let things go so

according to shinwon, everyone’s decisions right now, “hoetaek hyung too and jinho hyung too” were made because they love pentagon so much. (from about 1:09 in this video translation by twitter user taeksite covers most of what this guess is based on. this is also related to the jinhui instagram thing btw). nothing about individual desires or wants for oneself (which would be fine, mind you), unlike yujin from clc who said gp999 was her last shot at performing on stage because clc had been formally dismissed, since people keep saying the situations are equivalent. not to mention the fact that hui spent his entire enlistment period accompanying pentagon to various schedules and practice, and constantly wrote about wanting to meet universe again. (and i really don’t believe this to just be “”fanservice””, or whatever, if outsiders want to interpret it as that. there was no need for him or pressure on him to accompany the members everywhere and write letters like that.)

hui’s competition profile states pentagon’s “just do it yo!!” is his favorite song; the song he and shinwon wrote together which is titled after shinwon’s/pentagon’s catchphrase, about their many struggles predebut and still then in 2018 when it was released (english translation). (as non-universe discovered two days ago, it was the first pentagon bside to be streamed to #1 on bugs for pentagon’s fifth anniversary celebration project). further implying that this is something done for the group. his purpose on the show being “rather than rank, it’s about proving” also implies that the main purpose of this might not be redebuting, but once again proving to cube (🙄) they’re worth giving the bare minimum support. that said, i definitely think supporting hui as much on the show as possible is the right idea, since we have no idea at what point they’ll have considered him to have “proven” himself. unless people are told to not vote for him, at this rate he could be #1 in the debut team...(and is that something we’re supposed to try to achieve or not?)

pentagon were initially supposed to have a comeback instead of this. in august, kino and jinho apparently stated that the comeback period had been decided. in september-october, there were many pictures and stories of members recording or being in the studio. there were even press articles (based on information given by companies) that pentagon would be coming back in the second half of 2022. i believe (once again just guessing) that changgu’s ‘pop rocks’ asmr video and kino’s appearance as ‘heavy metal’ on masked singer were both pre-comeback promotion and concept spoilers. (..two very different genres, but, in kpop theyd both just be considered ‘rock’ anyway). in october it went as far as another idol, kwon eunbi, wishing pentagon luck on their upcoming album. at the end of hui’s post-enlistment vlive, he tells us to look forward to pentagon’s comeback. (currenly unable to find a video or link of this as the keywords are so common)

i’ve previously stated that the timeline is very confusing. the boys planet 999 application period ended in august, and the final lineup was decided “mid-november”. hui’s military discharge was november 18th. it appears that he was specifically added without auditioning, within days after returning from the military, which, obviously, makes me wonder why. here’s where the serious guessing that could be very wrong comes in. i’ve already presented that his purpose is “rather than rank, it’s about proof”, and that when shinwon discussed the recent events, he did not once use phrases like “hui wanted” or “the members wanted” in relation to any of this. it’s about “choosing, for the sake of pentagon”; possibly that cube has specifically demanded this. cube has a track record of always doing mnet’s bidding, sending contestants to almost every season of their survival shows, and doing nothing about chowon getting rigged out of izone, for example. btob were invited to kingdom and seem to have not been 100% sure about participating (?).  monsta x declined their invitation to join, and after that, starship entertainment artists were no longer allowed to promote on mcountdown or similar mnet activities for a year, and it’s suspected these things are related. so, my guess is, mnet were aware gp999 underperformed and kepler aren’t getting the massive results produce groups got; the novelty of the revamped show and the lower public interest in boy groups won’t help them get numbers, and yujin’s arc last year did pull in a lot of viewers, so they tried to create a scenario that’s even more extreme. cube always does what they’re asked of mnet anyway, and it’s not like they put any effort into pentagon, as they’re always holding back their music and keeping their releases sparse when they have thousands of unreleased songs ready to go. (not an exaggerated figure. kino recently said he has 300 unreleased songs and he’s just one member.)

based on shinwon’s words (and how people describe hui’s audition videos. both fans and non-fans. i personally haven’t felt able to watch and analyze yet.) it does not seem like it’s something hui as an individual really wanted to do, and more like something he was talked into doing. he seems to have no interest in leaving the group currently, nor does it seem to be happening, as he’s still in their seasons greetings, performs with them on awards shows and festivals (during the boys planet 999 training camp...lol) and on the 28th he released a demo together with wooseok calling himself captain of five senses, captain being what pentagon members occasionally call him instead of leader and five senses beiong their second mini album. he appears in the new years’ greetings they just released, saying the time spent together with universe in 2022 was too short, and he hopes there will be more of it in 2023. i’m still wondering how hard cube pushed this and if mnet specifically asked for hui (why though) or any pentagon member would’ve done and hui said he’d do it. i’m also entertaining the possibility that he chose to be the one participating because, regardless of whether 100k+ sales per album, #1 on digital (gaon/circle/bugs/genie/itunes) and physical (gaon/circle/oricon), sold out concerts and merch, famous songs are considered “enough” in today’s kpop industry hui is the most famous and recognized out of them, and him in there makes it look completely absurd.

(absolutely just opinions in this paragraph)

i still think this treatment is absolutely disgusting. if cube is so done with them, why can’t they just let them sit out their contracts instead of humiliating them like this when they don’t appear to want it? but then, i guess idle would lose their mama privileges they don’t even want next year, so it’s not worth the risk to them xx or they want to keep hui longer while the rest make it out somehow... i assume theyve been told theyll be given a comeback if hui proves whatever cube wnats proof of.

there’s more to be said about all of this, and, as you may be able to tell, i’m spiralling a litle. it’s mostly speculation. feel free to tell me what you think is going on!

#yes i am pursuing a degree in pentagonism #FOR SOME REASON!!! #i used twitter links for some translations bc tumblr's search system is so broken and not everything is here either #but those ucube letters im sure they are #i searched tumblr's general search my own blog other people's blogs #the original translators blogs

[speedlimit15]

just saw a donation post

looks like a big age gap, but i shouldnt judge! that sounds awful... i wonder what kind of crisis

yikes! that’s a long time! i wonder what happened! *goes to original donation post*

so this guy moved overseas to be able to live better and she joined him months later for no apparent reason other than to be with him, thats a huge commitment to make! ill reread the updated post for more context

oh so she moved out there to be his caretaker. hmmm... thats a big red flag, especially if they cant afford to survive AND they just had a baby unexpectedly. sounds like theres a serious abuse of power dynamics here

anybody wanna do the quick math on what 21 minus 50 months is? ill give you a hint: its the age of consent in the phillipines! i sure wonder why the preferred donation method is to his personal paypal!

in conclusion,  for the love of god stop supporting and sending money to men who groom and control and exploit literal fucking teen girls for their own benefit, what the fuck, i dont care if they reblog political posts you agree with, dont ever put a pedophile on my dashboard

#i hope he gets sent back to the us and the baby and girl find help.

[honeyflies05]

ITS TIME FOR MY 6x13 THOUGHTS BUCKLE UP PEOPLE!!

WE SURVIVED

WE DID IT!!!

that looks fun wtf

i wanna join that cycling class

I am char char is me

what is gonna happen with the water bottle

yo he good?

apparently not

if my thighs poison me just let me die

WHY IS BUCK BACK TO WORK??? LET MY BOY REST!!!!

Jesus they’re all goin💀

“did he just do math?? in his head??” CHIM-

SCREAMING

ANGELA BASSET WOOOOOOOOO

DAMN SHE RAN CROSS COUNTRY?? makes sense

denny missed the bus💀💀

denny and chim connection?? didn’t know I needed it

CHRIS ASKING HIM MATH WUESTIONS DJCIDHSHW I CALLED IT

BUCKS HANDS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY ANFJCUSBA

ESP DIFUDHSHSHAHAHA

buck and chris relationship >>

that IS a classic origin story

“HE COULD GIVE ME THE ANSWERS TO MY MATH HOMEWORK” THATS LJTERALLY ON MY BINGO CARD AKFICHDHS

MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK!!!!!

that looks like a pioneer woman dish🤨

poor maddy💀💀

okay we’re back

I DO THIS WITH MY PARENTS ALL THE TIME AKDICHSA

…that house is green

WHO WAS IN THEIR HOUSE????

“you and law enforcement” NSIDHDHSHA

BUCK HAVING A CROWD AROUND HIM AND GETTING MONEY FOR HIS MATH DJCIDUDBWNWJEUW

HIM COUNTING THE MONEY SKFUDJDISBWA I CANT

she’s gonna have an asthma attack aint she

i too want a haircut without my mom’s permission

he seems like a creep💀

i don’t want him to do my hair

NOW GIRL-

WHY WOULD YOU THROW A BLOWTORCH

ALLERGIC TO WATER???

JESUS THE SCISSORS

the dead nebulizer stare AKDJFJDJS

WHERES DENNY

DENNY

…husband???

OH DENNY’S DAD

I GOT A MED EXPRESS AD DURINF THE BREAK ANDIHFHS

denny’s gonna get his ass BEAT

no Karen’s right

no bc see now I’m torn

athena going full police is so,,,,

they’re gonna station someone outside hUH

BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE

RED AND BLUE COLOR THEORY

I’ve seen this part before

why does Eddie walk in here like he does this every Saturday night??💀

THREE MINUTES AND SEVENTEEN SECONDS!!!!!!!

I’m gonna be honest how tf do you play poker

MEHTA IS TRYING SO HARD SKFUUDS

HES GONNA GET CALLED OUT

“maths not his thing” YEAH! ITS NOT!

EDDIE LOOKS CONCERNED

“imagine that” SHE IS SO,,

PLAYBOY BUCKLEY!!!!!

EDDIE IS ONLY ARM CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

BUCK IS GONNA WIPE THEM OUT OH MY GODDDD

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

HE JUST LOOKS TO EDDIE

STEAKS???? S T E A K S ? ?

she noticed.

oh so my guy was FR HURT??

no fr why didn’t his dad come to them?? HES THE ADULT.

okay can we agree the looks eddie was giving buck we’re NOT straight

OMG HENS MOM?????

i want denny’s mushroom shirt #imgay

hen’s mom being the mediator and voice of reason is so,,, ♥️💜♥️💜💗💜💕💜

denny had good intentions but also he’s like 12 so

what’s she got stuck up her asshole.

A VIBRATOR??

BUCK AND EDDIE QUESTIONING HIM??

HER BLADDER???

his math ain’t helping💀💀💀

EDDIE YELLING AT HIM FOR THINKING AB HIS PAST RELATIONSHIPS THAGS HOW IM TAKING KT

hen knows how much that must hurt

NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THAT CALL

buck was DEF on the phone with that girl he fucked in the firetruck

hen and chim bestieism

MADDIE WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HER IN

oh she SNEAKY

ATHENA!!!!!!

oh she wants a LETTER

WHY SHE TAKIN ALL THEIR MAIL????

THENA!!!!💜💜

okay but WHY does she want the mail

coupons💀💀💀

woooohoooo back to prison!!

buck would DEF use jeeyun for money skdichdhsha

my mom says aisha and hen’s mom’s actress are biologically related

hen’s mom is speaking truths with letting denny see his dad BUT telling his moms he’s doing it too and letting them regulate it like ADULTS

“like I got hit by a car” oh so he GOT JOKES???

YOURE AN ADULT??? YOU SHOULDVE SAID SOMETHING.

them being ADULTS and creating ground rules!!!!!

Karen and hen being amazing mothers once again god they stay winning

CHRIS AND BUCK!!!

chris is his sous chef!!!

COOKIES

America not using the metric system has its downfalls once again

“you know what a porterhouse is???”

“Buck.. I’m from texas” THAT HAD THE SAME ENUNCIATION AS “buck you don’t even have a couch!”

I LOVE ANGELA BASSET

that’s the same room Buck was in😭😭😭

henren fans were FED tonight (me)

ARE WE GONNA SEE BUCK FIGHT HIS WAY THROUGH A CROWD BECAUSE IM READY

i can’t wait until I leave for college and my roommate has to deal with me and my 911 brain

#911 on fox #911 fox #evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911onfox #honey thinks #this episode was so fanfic coded #I’m still trying to figure out the logistics with that woman and the vibrator… just #ow #like how #I’m #yeah

[stratataisen]

WIP Zaberial

This is something that I had started before writing anything for Aketho. I cleaned up a few things for it, so hopefully, it doesn't read like a mess, lol I'll probably be writing more for Zabe in the future, but they'll be more one-shots than a series. --------------------------------------------------

Zaberial sighed softly as he hunched over his desk, working through the ship’s current supplies and budget. He’d love to punch whoever told him there’d be no paperwork as a smuggler, apparently they didn’t have other mouths to feed on their ship. With the addition of Guss to his crew of misfits, they were in need of more of everything and then some. The Mirialan groaned and leaned back in his chair, running a hand down his face—maybe he could get Akaavi to smack him over the head a few times so he could forget how to do math and then ask someone else to do the budget…

When the door to his quarters opened, he almost jumped for joy. Finally! A distraction from the numbers!

“Captain, there’s a call on the holo for you,” Risha said as she entered the room.

“Oh yeah? Did they happen to say who they were?” Zaberial asked, picking up his coffee to take a sip.

“He said his name was Leland.”

Zaberial choked on his drink.

“Please tell me you’re joking,” he managed to get out between fits of coughs, looking back at her with wide lavender eyes.

Risha looked highly amused as she crossed her arms, hips canting to the left. “I’m not. I’d ask why you look so shocked, but considering the man has your face I’m going to take a wild guess that he's your sibling.”

“Yeah,” the captain replied, making a face. “He’s my twin brother…and I’m pretty sure I know why he’s calling…how pissed off did he sound?”

“On a scale of one to ten? I’d give it an eight,” she replied, raising an eyebrow.

“Fuck me,” Zaberial groaned, running a hand down his face again.

“I can’t help you there. We’ve long since established we are better friends than lovers,” Risha teased, smirking as the captain got up.

“Har har,” he grumbled, walking past her towards the common area. He put on his best smile as he stepped up to the holoterminal. “Lee, big bro, what an unexpected surprise! How have you been?”

“Don’t even with me right now, Zabe,” growled an older Mirialan, the deep baritone of his voice echoing around the commons. “Why in the hell do you have a hundred million credit bounty on your head? By Rogun the fucking Butcher of all people!”

“And here I thought it was from Rogun the Cuddler of Kittens, thanks for clearing that up,” Zaberial quipped. He winced when his brother crossed his arms and glared at him further. “Look, I can explain,” he sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, “Believe it or not it wasn't my fault…for once.”

“Oh, this oughta be rich,” Leland said, gesturing with his hand for the younger man to continue, “Let’s hear it.”

“Right. So, I had this gun run to Ord Mantell….” the smuggler started, detailing his failed delivery to Vidu and how his ship was stolen by the slimebag Skavak. He followed it up with the other wild deliveries he made for Risha before concluding with meeting Nok Drayen and finding the old gangster’s lost treasure. By the time he finished his brother was rubbing the bridge of his nose.

“That’s pretty much it in regards to Rogun,” Zaberial said, shifting from foot to foot as he waited for his brother to respond.

“I can’t believe you lost Pop’s ship,” was the first thing out of Leland's mouth.

Behind him he could hear Risha snicker while he saw Corso try to hold in laughter. Zaberial glared at them both before turning back to his brother.

“Ok, one, it’s my ship—I bought it off of Mom and Pop when they retired. In full, I might add,” he growled, “Two, I didn’t lose the ship, it was stolen. And not only did I get it back, I made that thieving scum sucker pay, thank you very much. And three, that is what you took away from that whole story? Really!?”

His brother just smirked and shrugged.

“You ass. If I did that to you when you told me about winning the Great Hunt you’d have thrown a hissy fit,” the captain scoffed.

“No, I wouldn’t have.”

Zaberial couldn’t help but smirk at the offended tone in his brother’s voice. “Uh huh, sure. That pout says otherwise.”

“I am not pouting,” Leland argued.

“Tell that to your lower lip,” Zaberial snickered.

“You’re seeing things,” his brother growled, waving the captain’s comment away.

“Uh huh, right, sure,” he said before raising his voice so the young slicer he knew was there could hear him. “Hey Mako, I’m not seeing things, right? Leland’s pouting?”

“He’s pouting,” she confirmed from off holo.

“Mako!”

“Ha! You’re the best!” the captain cackled before addressing Leland again, “Please tell me Mom and Pop have adopted her already.”

“They’re working on it,” Leland said in all seriousness, “They’re still trying to convince her to let them.”

“She should!” Zaberial said in encouragement.

“I still don’t see why they would want to,” Mako said as she stepped into frame. “I’m no one special.”

“You kidding!? You’re a gem, Mako,” the captain said with a wide grin. “Besides, I always wanted a little sister I could team up with against Leland.”

The bounty hunter sighed and shook his head, “And suddenly I’m starting to have second thoughts about this—one younger sibling is bad enough.”

“It’s not like that would stop us from teaming up on you,” the slicer pointed out.

“True, it would just be official,” Zaberial tacked on, snickering when the older man had a very ‘done with it all’ look on his face. 

#strata wip #swtor #swtor fanfiction #swtor smuggler #bounty hunter #zaberial #leland

[apurritionandabeerition]

Chapter 0

I am Cat, I’ve died once now, and that has now established that even death cant fucking stop me. anyway due to me “dying” I have these fucking- magical ghost powers,

Flight, phasing through walls, the usual, I also can sense where ghosts are, but recently that’s been unreliable as shit. When I go to the location the ghost is gone like i pinpoint the location, and the presence fades out into the general area, and I can't follow where it’s going.

Ghosts don’t move around normally aside from where they died or where their corpse is so this can’t be a normal ghost, Though i don't really know what they are… I mean there are city ghosts which are basically the spirit of the city… I’ve seen one before but I'm not sure if this town has one. Anyway as school has started and even though I’ve died once this does not relieve me of my responsibilities apparently.

It’s like god himself thought “fuck you, you are not escaping swedish” the good part is in my class there is someone who is interested in similar things, in computer class we sit right next to each other. Anyway I managed to launch a game on one of the school laptops and she noticed it. I thought at first she would report me to the teachers and they would patch the trick I used but instead she asked me how to do that on her computer.

Turns out if I bring a usb stick with the game downloaded on it I can run it as the school doesn’t block executables, though this doesn’t work if it has a launcher such as Stonestar or Smoke. It made computer class hell of a lot interesting as most of the things they teach us I know already, i mean who doesn’t know how to use Microwsoft Word?

maybe I can boot off of the hard drive i have if I download Wondows on it and then the Smoke launcher.

I’m upset my friend here isn’t in my swedish class, it’s quite like mental torture trying to learn it, at least if she was in the same class I’d have something to do as the teacher is unnecessarily strict and won’t allow me to draw during class like i usually do. Usually in the back of the class I hear an unholy amount of chatter and one of them ate an entire jar of pickles including the juice.

Though when I get a chance to draw something I draw the ghosts I encounter as it makes quite interesting practice even though the teachers might be a bit worried for my mental health, and i should probably get a secondary sketchbook if i will show them to my friend, as i don’t want to look like i escaped a mental asylum, though thinking of outfits to use when flying is enjoyable. We both seem to be into roguelikes and roguelites. and i do like those games more with friends as it’s more fun to get fucked over but just together instead.

Anyway we are going to have a math test soon and I haven't really been paying attention in class due to the whole mysterious second ghost thing so my friend and I have been hanging out and studying which to be honest I’ve never been that good at, I can listen in class but not really know what to do after, though the chemistry exam will be easier as it is practical not theory for once. It’s generally easier to remember things when you do them with your hands and the teacher is pretty chill.

more on the ghost side of things i haven’t had to worry about much recently as the before mentioned odd ghost seems to be taking care of it, i can’t tell if they are avoiding me or it’s a coincidence, though even though there is now a second person dealing with the ghosts there is a ton of them which i’ve only seen in this town as the ambient ghost stuff is plenty here i guess. it’s probably why i ended up respawning with a power up like an anime character. Though this mysterious ghost seems to only be really helpful and so I won't chase it down as I can't tell if it wants to be found or not, though I am really fucking curious. Still bashing ghost heads in as a ghost is pretty fun. My school has made a fanclub of ghost me.

more about the powers thing apparently dying gives you the power to bash a man’s head through concrete…

\~\~\~POV SWITCH!\~\~\~

I’m Samy, and once upon a time, I died. I got better, though. I got REALLY better, like, FLYING AND GOING THROUGH WALLS AND ELECTRICITY BETTER. But a part of these powers is knowing where other ghosts are. But I've been noticing that when I get close to where one specific ghost is, it’s gone. It’s… fucking weird like i can’t pinpoint it’s location. Surely there has to be another ghost here that’s like me, right..? But anyways, I still have to go to school, for… reasons? The day i use fucking chemistry is the day i die for the second time and hopefully PERMANENTLY. At least I can avoid Swedish cause I moved here. I heard screams of horror from the classrooms… But hey, it’s not terrible. There’s this other person in school, REALLY fucking cool.

She managed to hack a pc to play games n shit, which is HELLA cool, and i got to play too so, eh. Too bad that the teacher is going to hate my guts more, cause I'm gonna be even MORE distracted in her classes... But eh, it’s life.

The friend I mentioned said they wanted to show me some drawings, which seems fun! Hopefully they won't ask me to draw, though. ~~When they grow up, they are going to be an old cat lady if the drawings are any sign.~~ also the kibtys are cuetb and i loev em!

Oh shit. I just realized a chemistry test is coming up. Oh no. OH NO. I HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION IN CLASS IN THE SLIGHTEST, with my friend showing me how to get games working and the occasional poking around for ghosts, FUCK!.. And my last grades were already fucking terrible! i’ll have to figure out how i fucking find my way out of this TEST HELL and the chemisty one isnt the only test because we have maths too-. okay okay, Kinda a bit dramatic, I know, but yeah…

But, going back to the ghosts thing. Sometimes, there’s just a random ghost, trying to do something to the school. I sometimes deal with it myself, but other times, it just goes away. I think it’s because of the other ghost I mentioned before. It looks different from what a usual ghost, kinda like… the northern lights? I tend to see the trail behind it in the sky, it’s honestly really cool looking… but it’s still really weird. Even with my and the other ghosts' help, which screws it, I'll nickname Aurora.

Even with mine and Aurora’s help, this place is still really haunted. It’s a small town, which doesn’t explain WHERE it comes from. Maybe the ghosts are from the town itself…? But whatever it is, it is probably also what brought me back to life. Which is… Weird. A town that never truly dies sounds both cool AND very dangerous. But I do mean, REALLY, REALLY cool.

I haven’t done it much, since, school, and trying to maintain a facade of giving a fuck about grades, but, when i get to? Being able to stop a disaster, and being able to be a hero, AND being able to punch a ghost in the face? It’s honestly REALLY FUN.

Though, I do need to be. Kinda careful? Try not to bash someone's head into concrete, I guess? I’d be worried about going to jail, but i can go through walls, no jail cell is gonna stop me, FUCKERS!

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[yourpalghost]

ghost makes a quick and overly simplified resource time

so im trying to bind a fanfic thats like... 15K. thats like. Idk man i feel like that doesnt need to be a 8X5 book. like that can be 4X5 and it would be nice. and since my magic google-search powers apparently cant be used to my own benefit tonight, i figured this out the long way. so im gonna throw what ive figured out up here quickly.

so for a 32 page signature the usual order for off setting is N, 1, 2, N-1. N-2, 3,4, N-3. and so on until you have all 32 pages. this works for any signature length just replace N with your number. 32 is basically the standard though. I use 32 to 16 for my fic binds. depends on the length. anyway

this exact print order ONLY works if youre printing essentially half sheet sized pages (aka a total of 4 book pages per one printer page). A quarter sized book has a total of 8 pages on it so we gotta change how we do this.

We are going to write out our standard four page blocks and then label them a-h.

now we have to work with TWO page sets for each sheet of paper. the top will be our first set and the bottom will be our second. BUT our printers dont think like that, they think one whole side first and then the second. how do we figure this out so that we can print this? we split our crap up.

So our new order of printing is A, B, E, F and for the back C, D, G, H.

(Yes you could just to A, B, A, B and C, D, C ,D but thats too confusing for me)

Badabing badaboom, when you print this itll come out like youve got two dang pages, you cut along the shorter middle line to separate the top from the bottom and fold as you would your standard book.

if your entire fic or book is only 8 pages long then just this one sheet is all you need, congratulations. now for the stupid weird math situation to get this dumb shit sorted

So because i dont wann ahve to do unnecessary math, im just going to give you the list on how to print this out for 8, 16, and 32 pages. 8 Pages 8,1,6,3. 2,7,4,5.

16 Pages 16,1,14,3. 2,15,4,13. 12,5,10,7. 6,11,8,9.

32 pages 32,1,30,3. 2,31,4,29. 28,5,26,7. 6,27,8,25. 24,9,22,11. 10,23,12,21. 20,13,18,15. 14,19,16,17.

"But what if my fic is longer than 32 pages?" well brother, then you take those numbers? and you make the next set start with 33 and end with 64. and youll have to do the stupid N math type shit on your own. i can not find the name of what this actually is which is why i had to figure it out on my own. good luck. so 1=33, 32=64.

so its like. 64,33, 62, 35. And. 34, 63, 36, 61. and so on. OR you can save your thing in pages of 32 and NOT have to do that math.

You did it.

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