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Alexander: Our love is like Hades and Persephone.

Eliza:

Eliza: Persephone wandered into the Underworld while Hades stood in background bewildered. I saw you across the room and got my sister to introduce us, Alex. Our marriage was not an accident.

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“Since us bisexuals, polysexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, and aromantics don’t exist, laws do not apply to us. Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you.”

—Alexander Hamilton

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James Madison: *traps wasp under a cup*

Alexander Hamilton: *walks over and places two more cups down*

James: Please no—

Alexander: *starts shuffling the cups*

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Alexander Hamilton: Were you dropped as a baby?

Aaron Burr: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Alex: Aaron Burr sir—

Aaron: Shut up, Alex.

Alex: Make me!

Aaron: Laurens.

John: ?

Alex: Whats the matter Aaron, afraid—

Aaron: Your boyfriend wants to make out.

John: That’s not—Alex, back me up!

Alex: We are not—we are just—!

Aaron: I’m sorry did I stutter?

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Lafayette, to the Squad: Alexander and John were making out.

John Laurens: Laf! Why would you say that?

Lafayette: Why would you guys do it in front of me? I’m not a coat rack!

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Jefferson, T-posing: Bet you cant stop this!

Hamilton, T-posing: Bitch you thought!

Burr:

Burr: So this is what happens in the room then?

Madison, crying: *nods*

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Thomas Jefferson: There are only three things I like in this world.

Thomas: Annoying Hamilton, Being fashionable and Mac ‘n cheese.

James Madison: What about me, Thomas—

Thomas: James I said liked not couldn’t live without.

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Washington: What do you do when you’re angry?

Alexander: Write

Washington: Okay what do you when you’re sad?

Alex: Write

Washington: Happy?

Alex: Write

Washington: So every feeling that you have makes you want to write?

Alex: I don’t know if it’s so much cause and effect. I do a lot of writing. The feelings come and go.

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Angelica: What do you find the most attractive in a boy?

Eliza: Usually his girlfriend

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“Sometimes brb stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so be careful.”

—Peggy Schuyler, explaining texting lingo to George Washington.

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John Laurens: Good morning, lesbians. What wisdom do you bring today?

Kitty: time isn’t real.

Maria: girls are pretty.

Eliza: succulents are good.

John: Thank you, lesbians!

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Thomas: Are you always this rude to everyone else?

Alex: Yeah. Don’t think you’re anything special.

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Alexander: Aaron, you saved me! I owe you my life!

Aaron: No, thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

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James Madison: I...I’ve been living a lie this whole time...

Alexander Hamilton: Just one? Mads, I’m living like twenty a day.

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“Jefferson’s alignment is chaotic dumbass. What kind of dumbass decides to run for President despite his speech fears? How the hell did he ever finish anything?”

—Alexander Hamilton when he found out Thomas Jefferson refused to give a speech for the 163790642798th time.

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