#the fu k man

[1driedpersimmon]

More Sesame doodles!! Also. Can you guys tell when .. *that* happened.. yeah

#ff #ffxiv #Sesame #mmm #yeah I guess I’ll tag he others too #Tataru #I love her btw she’s sooo cute #Alphinaud #haurchefant #I like the recommended tags for him btw the first was haurchefant my beloved and the second haurchefant lives au #I get it…. #I played that part today actually #I wasn’t ok #and now I’ll make Sesame miserable too #MAN WHAT THE HELL…. #THE FIRST PERSON I DECIDE TO HAVE SESAME KISS #D I E S #I’m sorry my boy I’ll pick another good person for you… euueuue #fu c k… #also that Ishgard armor with he skirt…. immaculate I’m never changing (I will but I love the skirt… heh)

[theloveinc]

wouldn’t it be fucked up if I wrote something abt being one of the women toji stays w/ after the death of his wife except… he brings little megumi and little tsumiki with him to stay with you? Wouldn’t that be so painful and I absolutely shouldnt do it?

#giving little gumi a bath while his dad is blacked out on your couch #and reading him bedtime stories and making sure he has a puffy coat when u drop him off at daycare #and a little bento #so tsumiki doesn’t have to worry so much #and yeah maybe u and toji fu k some but like #it’s more abt ur temporary son and daughter ofc #I was also thinking abt like. idk. #I feel like women get a bad rap for like. taking in bummy men but honestly? I think it’s a nice thought a little bit #when the man isn’t a creep ofc #and here’s this guy (toji) who mostly stays outta ur hair except to please u and he has a little boy who needs a home for a little bit #WHAT WOULD U DO? #Dunno #It’s a .. thought #and one day toji doesn’t come home and a few weeks later there’s gojo asking for megumi and you have to pack him and his sister up #gen #shii posts

[sparring-spirals]

Imogen is so, so deeply defensive.

Imogen is so, deeply defensive, so consistently in survival mode, and like. It Fucking Makes Sense. Nightmares and stress and headaches and people thinking shit they don't say and saying things they don't mean. Imogen tries her best to be kind, and be empathetic, but Imogen also lives in a little wound up ball with walls up in a world of generally terrible people and like, of course she does. How the hell else does she survive.

So when it's something like this, when it is about trust lost- she felt knee jerk hurt and disappointment and betrayal- of course, that first reaction is to flinch away, is to yank up those walls, is to be angry, and furious, because that is safe.

(It is always safer to inflict loneliness and boundaries on yourself, to set up those lines in the sand rather than get let down).

(Its about control, too, right, in a life where she doesn't have nearly enough of it).

Imogen stays away from Laudna and it feels more, and more wrong, more like Laudna was right and good, but Imogen can't say that yet. Because that flinch reflex is still there, and it's not about the gem at all, its about the way her stomach must have dropped when it happened, how badly it hurt. Its about the way Laudna keeps doing good things even when she's being angry and a little terrible-

and about the way that Dusk keeps looking at Laudna with stars in their eyes and they keep chatting so friendily and the way that Imogen really doesn't like that in a way that cuts past this distance and rips away that control, again-

and her fucking hair is gone-

Imogen is so defensive- in the way you pull your hand away from a hot stove, in the way you squint when the sun is too bright, in the way of self preservation and caution that makes you feel reckless and foolish to ignore it. Imogen is defensive in the way that being cornered fills you with fight or flight adrenaline, and one of those options feels like it gives you a little more control of your situation.

Imogen is so, so fucking defensive, and she must be so goddamn tired, and none of it is about the goddamn gem, at all.

#shes so stressed. its kind of a classic characterization but also its a GOOD one and laura is doing it so well #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e25 #hrkgjrfjrjhfjrhr *shakes imogen by the shoulders* maam i get it but also oh /man/. #anyway someone get her a good nights sleep and some fu c k in g peace #imogen temult #character meta #my meta #laudna #imogen meta #WE'RE BACK ON THE IMOGENPOSTING #someday i wont feel the need to keep starting these with two paragraphs about how stressed imogen is

[space-nightmare]

Oh he totally fucks

#does everyone else want to fu k old man dennis or do you have morales

[rosey100]

Remembering the post I did a few months ago

Now I just mixed half of Bride of Chucky and my OCs(Rose and Artter) Ssooooooooo

All the villains are just confused about this

Villains belong to @kazzykatt

#wild kratts #wild kratts oc #digital art #drawing #rose kratt #artter rossnick #wk rotter #their like the Fu€k man now #please don't mind the little flaws in the picture

[polka-spots]

I finally finished the Mirror and the Light and I am inconsolable. Everyone either fled for their own safety or turned on him but Christophe stayed there and then as Thomas walked to his death Christophe called himself a Cromwell and cursed out the king. I am. His own son fled for his own safety and Christophe was the only one to stay and call out Henry, potentially at the cost of his own life. I just. I have no words. I am crying over people who have dead for 500 years, I knew the outcome from the beginning but I found myself hoping that it wouldn't happen and now I am crying about an orphan French boy who probably never existed and thr themes of loyalty to a master, except Henry killed his most loyal servant and Thomas tried to save Christophe except Christophe probably got jimself killed calling out Henry. This is probably incomprehensible but I just have no words for how this ending wrecked me emotionally. Something about loyalty even unto death. And just Christophe risking death to call out the king as Thomas is going to his death, and declaring himself a Cromwell, just fucking ruined me.

#wolf hall #wolf hall spoilers #thomas cromwell #henry viii #wait should i tag this spoilers these people have been dead for 500+ years #i just. the ending killed me #and christophe cursing henry viii loudy in public because thomas was going to his death #like fuck man that destroyed me #i just fu k i have no words

[inevitablestars]

one sin, i know, another doth provoke;

murder's as near to lust as flame to smoke

#fu k me up #iwwv #i am going to be annoying about this #like ok i KNOW this quote is shakespeare but man in the context of this book i want to roll over and die #on top of the quote itself

[woppy-my-beloved]

Me: Always hating her brown eyes because they are always overlooked. Seen as boring and people always say I never look like parents. Meanwhile my brother gets told he is a spitting image of both.

Meanwhile this man comes along:

Me: *takes one look at his eyes* F U C K

#Damon Herriman #Brown Eyes #Insecure #Man Crush #fu ck #f u c k #love yourself

[ind1c0lite]

my primary source of enrichment is gone and im slowly losing my m i n d

#sketching in my sketchbook is not working for me rn and im literally going to stab a man istg #the fu cki n #24th............................. #in two w e e k s............................... #dear lo r d #ou g h #sorry im gonna keep complaining abt this I have images in my head and I cant get them out #luna lrambles

[horse-shit]

im gonna fucking explode i didn't remember the college call because my step moms family is coming in town for dinner tomorrow and the internet is down at my house and it starts right as I get home off the bus so I need to be picked up early but dad hates when I miss school and I WANNA FUCKING EXPLODE RUN AROUND KILL KILL BITE BITE BITE DIE

#AAAAGEHRJROFOFPFPDNSHDOFIFJD #FUCK #imps bs #FUCK ME MAN WHAT THY FUCKITY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the panic is soon. this is the before #easier to express through digital words because OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!! #AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE ZOOM #HOW THE FUCK DO I USE ZOOM?????? MY SCHOOL DIDNT USE THAT FOR ONLINE LEARNING AND NOW IM S U P E R F U C K E D #hmm. i think i will have a panic attack today. fU— #will it be as bad like when i voted? who fuckin knows weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #typing that many exclamation points sucks on mobile lol #hmm. bad air today

[kirbyddd]

fuuuck bro dont open your book telling me how its methodology is gonna depend on the most damaged part of my brain im tryna go into it with a positive mindset maaan

#FU K #im SPECIFICALLY trying to learn in spite of my broken emotional and memory center man #and its hell so dont laud it over me #i haven't experienced an emotion in years #and i can't remember what i was doing 10 seconds ago #i hate you😭

[ghostdog1999]

just woke up from a horrible scary and heart-rending nightmare can someone tell me I'm ok haha

#fu k man

[im-a-freaking-joy]

A formal complaint to my body-

Hey dude what the fuck

#chronic pain? #constant headaches? #the dumb of having to eat food and drink water? #theres so much #like hey man #what the fu k? #also why are robots fuckable huh? #that is also a complaint to my body why do i find robots fuckable literally nothing else

[bitchimasnake-sss]

"let me help you out" ft. the monster trio!

in which, an experienced you gets to teach them something new

ft. (inexperienced) luffy, zoro, sanji x fem!reader

warnings: short nsfw drabbles; oral (both m!receiving and f!receiving), dirty talk, handjob, sub!op men (im a whore for pathetic men)

luffy:

bark bark woof woof icanbealightshade-

- "aww?" you nibbled on his earlobe, deft fingers swiftly moving up and down his shaft, "are you okay luffy?" - "it feels so good u-gh" he was panting, eyes closed, lips bitten till they were red, hair damp and tangled words on the tip of his tongue, "ple-ease please don't stop ha-" "hm?" you teased, licking a stripe from the base of his throat to his jaw, "what will i get in return?" - "anything" his hand is on top of yours, calloused fingers pumping his dick alongside your delicate ones, "anything you want, i will do i- it" "hands to yourself, baby you know the rules" pressing open-mouthed kisses against his tattered skin, you move downwards till youre sucking on his tip, swirling your tongue slowly and tasting the salty precum - "relax" you whispered as you licked up his cock, tracing the faint veins with the tip of your tongue as he shivered under you - as you're sucking his dick, he stretches it ever so slightly so that it's hitting the back of your throat. he lowly whispers, "just w-anna see your throat getting fucked" - you let him do as he pleases - after all, first times are supposed to be fun aren't they?

zoro:

im not above the temptations of the flesh im afraid

- you're pushing zoro against the wall, kissing him as he stares at you with wide eyes "yn?" he's whispering against your hot kisses, looking down at your tits as they spill out of a flimsy tank top, sensitive even to your most casual touches, "somebody's gonna see us, baby" "let me help you, zoro" - the rest of the crew was doing their usual around the deck and thankfully, nobody had wandered into your little corner yet - you bite down on his pulse, tasting the citrusy soap on his skin and leaving behind purple bruises - when he moans, you press a hand onto his mouth, "shh, they'd hear us. you don't want to let them see you like this right? so obviously fucked out by me?" - and then you're on your knees, pulling down his pants and freeing his cock from the cloth-bound cage. you look up at him, biting your lip as you give him an innocent look, "can i suck your dick hm?" "somebody's gonna catc- fuck, god, fuc- k" his breath hitches as you take half of his dick in, swirling your tongue and playing with the hard cock, "darling, quit playin'" - his back is pressed against the wall and his hips are matching the torturous rhythm of your hand, he's fucking himself, rutting desperately into your hands as his grip in your hair tightens "'m so close, so so close, angel, fu-ck" he throws his head back, hands pulling your mouth to his cock again, "faster, fasterf- please baby" you hum against his member, "wanna cum on my face?" - never have you seen this man come undone so soon

sanji:

hehehehe marry me 💍💍

- "yn, yn, yn~" he's rutting into air, waiting for any sort of friction that you deprive him of, "please don't make me wait" - he whimpers as you slip a finger in and moan out his name, you smile at him through the stimulation, "i thought you wanted to just see?" "let me touch it just once pleas-" "sanji, sit still" you silence him, letting your fingers mercilessly circle your own clit as you choke down sobs and cries - when you were done, you crawled over, making him taste your fingers, "see, you were so patient, so, now i should give something in return shouldn't i?" - he's whimpering when you palm him through his dress slacks and realize suddenly that he ha already cum "aw? that all you could take?" he flushes and as you continue palming him, he feels himself getting hard, grnding against your soft hands, "please yn, please don't make me wait" "aww, if you're in a hurry come help me" you encourage and he's pumping himself with your pace. - his eyes are rolled back, head thrown back as he struggles to breathe,"pl-ease just a little more, please plea" - his face is flushed as his cums undone in your hand

a/n: hope you enjoyed this lol and please please let me know the artists if you know them, full credit for the art to them!!

#one piece smut #one piece #one piece x reader #zoro smut #sanji smut #luffy smut #moster trio #the monster trio #monster trio smut #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #zoro x reader smut #sanji x reader smut #sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji smut #luffy x reader #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #op #opla

[chaperfection]

Gave my crush relationship advice today

Probably the 4th time I've given him advice on the same subject.

He said "I just want to know if someone (meaning person he is in a relationship with/interested in) likes me as much as I liked her (could mean past situationship)."

Kept my mouth shut, I'm not about to embarrass myself.

#i hate having a crush on someone #i feel like im in elementary school #love #relationships #advice #fu k me bro i just want this man to like me like that

[kennedyslvr]

MORE SOFT LEON PLEASEEEEEE!!!! Smth like Leon fucks m!reader after their mission together and Hunnigan calls reader while they're doing it and Leon goes even harder, tryna make reader louder during the call ^_^

warnings: nsfw, m.reader, breeding, a wee bit of feminization, sex while on the phone, leon is a jealous baby, daddy kink, marking

word count: 878

note: this was so fun to write, ty for the request! :D

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leon was so cute when he was like this, rutting into your ass while he pinned you to the bed hungrily sucking onto your neck. you two finally got ashley to her home safely after a grueling week in spain, you both were so pent up the whole time, never being able to do more than a quick makeout sesh when you had a second to do so. when you two finally got home he practically pounced on you, grinding into your ass while constantly whining into your neck, begging, pleading for you to let him fuck you raw.

now here you are, leon hovering over you forcing his cock into your tight hole, whispering and whining sweet nothings in your ear, he was practically melting into you. “fuck fuck fuck…baby i needed this so bad, love you i love you s’much love you love love love…” he was absolutely drunk on you and your smell, his brain was practically soup sloshing around in his head. you rolled your hips up to feel some friction on your swollen cock, leon must’ve noticed this since he grabbed your cock and started to stroke it almost violently. your whole body tried to curl up and away from leon’s rough grasp of your cock, it was so much you thought you were gonna die.

“le-leee….not so rough…m-my cock hurts…” you whined trying to slow his hand down from the violent assault on your swollen cock, he whined when you tried to do this. how could you reject the pleasure he gives you? he was just trying to make you feel good, now you’re being so mean to him. “need to make you fe-feel god, please please please wanna make your cock happy…please?” before you could even respond you heard your phone ring, leon halted his movements for a moment watching you as you annoyingly answered the phone. it was hunnigan, you couldn’t really be that mad at her for trying to talk to you after that rough mission in spain. “oh, you actually picked up, that’s surprising. how are you and leon doing?”

before you could answer leon picked up your hips and started pounding into you again, you let out a silent scream before trying to resume the conversation. “he-he’s just fine…just trying! trying. to have a pr-private moment.” leon grabbed the base of your cock with one of his hands while the other twisted it’s palm against your sensitive tip, you arched your back while trying to stop leon from being so rough with you. it was your own fault, how could you answer a call from someone while you're with him? you were being mean to him, how dare you not give him all your attention? hunnigan continued talking only to be met with short choked out responses, you couldn’t hold out anymore, you really did try to act like nothing but the way leon grinded into your prostate had you seeing stars. “fu-fuck leon right there!” you dropped your phone entirely and wrapped your arms around leon’s neck, he moaned into your neck while sucking and biting it. “your so mean to me baby…you ignored me for her. so so mean.” he whined, he was always so possessive after missions and during sex in general but this time it felt different.

“m’sorry leon please please let cum together, yeah? wa-want you to cum in my ass, fuck me like a girl, g-get me pregnant…please?” leon forced your legs up past your head in a mating press, he plowed into you trying to make your request come true. so what if you were a man? he would stop at nothing to breed you with his babies, making sure you're so full with his cum that it oozes out of you. “yes yes yes, i’ll breed you. get you pr-pregnant, make sure no one else takes you away from me. love you i love you fuucck.” he grabs you by your throat to share a passionate kiss with you, everything felt good. your cock slapped against your tummy every time he thrusted into you, you could felt the knot in your belly tightening. “leon! please m’gonna cum please give me your cum…give me your babies, daddy!” leon pulled back giving you a drunk smirk. “that’s right, cum. cum with me baby, gonna fuck you full of my cum. gonna fuck you like you have a womb- fuck i’m cu-cumming!” he held you as close as he could while dropping his full body weight onto you, filling you up with his warm seed. your cum shot up to your chest and neck before you fully settled, finally coming down from your high. you suddenly felt leon’s tongue quickly lap up the cum that was on your body, how could anyone blame him? it was gonna go to waste if he didn’t lick it all up!

“fuck baby, you were so good. so good for me, i love you prince.” you giggled tiredly while sharing a soft kiss, your soft moment was broken by the sound of hunnigan clearing her throat. you could die right then and there, you forgot to hang up the phone before leon pounded you. “uh….hunnigan…?” “save it, i’m just gonna hang up now…hunnigan out.”

#leon kennedy #leon kennedy x male reader #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy smut #leon s kennedy #leon s kennedy smut #leon s kennedy x male reader #leon s kennedy x you #leon s kennedy x reader #leon x reader #resident evil #smut #this was cute to me omg #kennedyslvr