#the god's playground

[fritzwulf]

My deranged little babygirl Emily 🧛‍♀️

#vampire #oc #Emily Valenworth #monster oc #the god's playground #monster hunters

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[psycoaces21]

For the super villian Danny, having Clockwork drop him off in the DC universe give big this is my playground/playpen energy to me like to Clockwork Danny is just a bae bee just a wee liddol one he's basically dropping Danny off in another universe like it's a sandbox and telling him to go ham

#dp x dc #supervillain danny au #danny fenton #danny phantom #its giving im a god and the world ismy playground ya kno

[kiefbowl]

the craziest thing about getting older as a woman is that all the same celebrity men get in trouble for the same sex pest behavior every decade but each time ppl pretend like late night shows weren't making the same jokes ten years ago. they're like "we didn't know him!!" what? yes we did? but okay.

#most recently r kelly #I thought I was having a fever dream #so many people acting like Wow This is New Information #okay then why was 6 year old me hearing pissing jokes on the playground in the 90s #why did thrift shop have a lyric #god whatever

[brosif40]

Some Scarbs from an aggie sesh teehee

#my art #the scarab #scarab the god auditor #scarab fionna and cake #the fool #checking up on the anomaly ever (meee) bc.. the multiverse is my playground and he doesn't like that <3

[mercurialmalcontent]

Apropos of nothing...

#the op of that other post whined in the notes about people not playing along being like the kids on the playground who god moded #no sir you're the kid on the playground who roped other kids into your game whether they liked it or not #to you i say: NEENER NEENER #now leave me alone.

[razzafrazzle]

only real doc-heads (licherally no one) remember her

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#my first canonly trans character!! cept i was like 8 when i made her so originally it was more like ''boy robot who pretends to be a girl'' #she's from a comic i made with my friends when i was in... 2nd-3rd grade?? #it was basically your average playground rp stuff that kids do and i made lil comic books of whatever we acted out #god get a load of that line weight... you can rlly tell i was using the mobile version of adobe illustrator with my thumb #doc talks #my art #my characters

[gods-country024]

it feels so scary, getting old

#gods country #my pics #american gothic #americana #rural new england #small town #growing up #new england gothic #regional gothic #gothic americana #massachusetts gothic #southern gothic #photography #canon photography #i don’t want to grow up #rural #rural decay #abandoned #abandoned playground #we used to be kids

[toxooz]

Ponti is so handsome....... He shouldn't have been a fighter, he should have been at a modeling gig...

he shouldve been at the club!!!

#ponti #naw jk more like he shouldve been in school!!! at the playground!!! for gods sake!!!!

[kexing]

forcebook please star in a jbl 2k24

#they’re both single fathers and meet while taking their children to the playground or something #then they bond through food like god intended #forcebook #mj talks

[cosmicsodacan-art]

Not as many as you.

#god I love this guy sm #I’ve been having so many redcloak thoughts lately #rotating him in my brain #art by me #fan art #digital art #artists on tumblr #oots #the order of the stick #redcloak #redcloak oots #giant in the playground #order of the stick

[thegreenleavesofspring]

Anyway maybe the Calvinists and the Catholics should try. You know. Talking to each other instead of making the sorts of assumptions that wouldn't be out of place on the preschool playground, and only based on half the available information.

#I however will not be moderating that conversation #Because most of you have the maturity of four-year-olds on the playground when it comes to this sort of thing too #Thank God we're all too civilized to LITERALLY burn each other at the stake these days #Although sometimes some of y'all make me wonder #Anyway there is no one single denomination that's right about every single thing #But some are pretty right about most things #And anyway I can't be the only person who thinks God calls different people to different levels of religious formality??? #Anyway. I'm just. Tired of it all. #If Paul were around he would be SMACKING HEADS TOGETHER #I don't have the Apostolic standing to do it in his place but sometimes I really want to

[ilynpilled]

foolproof ‘winning the idgaf war’ process:

1. have your thoughts be in perfect harmony with your actions: “And what do I care if she does? [...] Yet he heard himself whisper”

2. provide detailed method of dissociation to deal with a traumatic event, that you do not care enough about happening, that surely gives zero insight regarding your own behavior and trauma

3. get kicked to the point of fainting for choosing to make an active attempt to prevent thing you do not care about happening

4. deflect when asked why

if step four fails, ramble on with the following:

5. i did it because you are sooo ugly and i would hate to be forced to look at you if you became uglier omfg

6. i wanted the guy with the lisp to pronounce the funny word for the bit

7. aren’t you lucky im such an evil no good bad man that lies #owned

if she still has the audacity to sincerely express gratitude:

8. ground your teeth and say you only did it to repay a debt. thoughts like “they will leave her a cripple too, but inside, where it does not show” did not cross your mind before you acted

you are winning so hard right now

#the thought process of the average 11 yo on the playground god bless #jaime lannister #valyrianscrolls

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Whew...

I've been out on an Indigenous retreat doing some ceremonial work with elders and finally got to log on today and my goodness, I have never seen a hit dog spiral like this from a celeb in so long.

#My God Tina Snow bodied everybody on that new video too #I felt like I had did something and I ain't even in no beef with nobody lol #Like ma'am put it on a track or keep it on the playground cuz Ms. Pete is not playing with anybody

[hedonists]

Can we please just have fun here, without hate and drama? Can we do that? It’s so easy to not be hateful and toxic, I promise.

#nemesestext #fandom bs #I’m just trying to have fun and make silly little posts about my blorbos my god #stop poisoning my playground

[yugocar]

truly one of my favorite consistent writing choices in succession is that whenever there is something with massive (political or otherwise) implications at stake; the roys always argue about a dynamic they established as children.

#succession #like im not phrasing it well but i just love that for most of the decisions #there is a lot of posturing and business interests and what not #and then ALWAYS when it comes to being even remotely genuine #the siblings bring up something that happened while they were children #HE BUILT YOU A PLAYGROUND AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE WORLD #or w/e she said #its simultaneously moving because it thrusts into your face #the abuse these people experienced #while also reminding you how incredibly selfish and deluded they are #making decisions that will effect millions of people because of their own trauma #their own interests #its great stuff #and also is just a great representation of family dynamics #with siblings i swear to god it doesnt matter if you are 12 or 35 #its always about something that happened when you were kids