#the graaaaain on these

[hellishgayliath]

Spooky joke card

WHAT DO VEGAN ZOMBIES EAT?

GRAAAAAINS

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WHAT DID THE SCOOP SAY TO THE PUMPKIN?

HAPPY HOLLOW-WEEN

#Halloween

[rosenfey]

eso chat is an adventure I just witnessed someone trying to cheer a sad person up by telling them dad jokes

#ambie.txt #ambie plays eso #from the short time ive played ive witnessed it can be so deep sometimes dhsna legit had to take some screens #there was a person being depressed from quarantine and another person was like 'ok imma distract you with dad jokes' #'where do slaughterfish keep all their money?' #'... in a riverbank' #'what does the vegan zombie say?' #'graaaaains...' #'what do u get if a half-altmer half-dunmer mates with a half-bosmer half-orsimer?' #'... a polymer' #shsjsnanana and then they went 'what is love' #and the chat simultaneously: 'baby dont hurt me' #shsjan im yelling i was taking screens as it went i need to document this #legit didnt expect this level of wholesomeness in a mmorpg

[launch-cronch]

zombie chickens would be like “graaaaains” lmao

#chickens #birds #text

[adhdgays-moved]

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?? GRAAAAAINS haha I want to die

You Need To Stop sending me asks when you’re drunk shsisuwboqbs

#i Love You but PLEASE #leslie my bb #friends #asks

[asktheirelandtwins]

Σ(゜ロ゜;) (frecklesandcupcakes) ((Graaaaaine))

Grainne moaned as he continued working his shaft, tilting his head back and trembling softly as he jerked himaelf off. He wasn’t paying attention when the door was opened by Oliver. He moaned and came before he looked to the door and blushed, laughing a bit as he looked to Oliver. “Whoops...”@frecklesandcupcakes

[makemeacyborg]

Cleric: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! Necromancer: You wanted rations preserved, SO I PRESERVED THEM. Cleric: NOT LIKE THAT- Bard: *walks in and eats a ration* Cleric/Necro: 😬 Bard: raaaah...🧟‍♂️ Graaaaains... Cleric: 😐 *stares at Necromancer* You did this. #DnD #PunBard – http://twitter.com/PaterVoss/status/1224765286542344197 – @PaterVoss

#@PaterVoss

[the-boy-with-the-lost-eyes]

"What does a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAINS!"

GAME GRUMPS STARTERS ((AGH I'm so sorry this took me so long!! Also not sure which muse you wanted so I'm going with Evan :3))Evan looked at the other and was very clearly trying not to smile, just barely stifling a snort. While he had a dumb sense of humor, he tried not to show it at least. It's not like anyone who knew Evan knew him for being fun or laughing or even smiling much. That was Parker's job. @awolxsiblings

[joohoneydrop]

Monsta X As Shit Game Grumps Said

Shownu: I’ve swiped in every direction. I’ll swipe up! Is that how the kids do it these days? I’ve never been on Tinder before

Wonho: I don’t have time! I’m a princess on a mission

Minhyuk: Is there any challenge that life can throw at me that I can’t conquer with style and ease?

Kihyun: I’ll stab you in the mother fucking thorax, you piece of shit

Hyungwon: Everyone should be good at something, and you’re good at being terrible, so that’s cool

Jooheon: I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK WHO DON’T NEED NO BALLS!

I.M: What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAINS

Credit to grumpquoteoftheday for the quotes

#op #Monsta x #Jooheon #Wonho #Shownu #Kihyun #Hyungwon #minhyuk #i.m #Changkyun #game grumps

[paperbag-flug-blog]

"Hey! What does a vegan zombie say when they're hungry? ... GRAAAAAINS!"

Flug groaned. "That...that was the worst thing I-I've ever heard in my life."

#answered #omg that was beautiful thank you #villainous #villanos #oh-flug #tumblr is gonna make me edit this ten times isn't it

[daily-best-jokes]

What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAAAINS...

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#jokes #fun #humor #joke #funny jokes #funny #lol #texts #funny texts #haha