#the longer it's been the funnier it gets

[redbelles]

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh

#logan lucky #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #george rr martin #chewieblog #userbbelcher #filmedit #userlyra #userkd #usertom #userk8 #userclayy #underbetelgeuse #supervalcsi #* #the longer it's been the funnier it gets

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[djsadbean]

Me in 2075: hey kiddo, maybe spending 20 hours a day in the vr chamber isn’t a good idea for your health.

Kid: why didn’t you stop the 2016 Clown Attacks.

#I just saw a video where this guy is like ‘it’s been long enough FESS UP IF U WERE A CLOWN 😡😡’ #I literally cry laughing when I think about each time someone gets really worked up about it bc the longer it bothers ppl the funnier it is #djsadbean rambles

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

Genuinely what was going through Iroh’s mind as he said that fighting the Firelord was the ‘Avatar’s battle’. Yeah I understand that history will see it as a power grab, but I think we have bigger problems than that. Like, I don’t know, THE FACT THAT SOZIN’S COMET IS IN A FEW HOURS AND THE AVATAR IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

#Bro was like I’m going to let this thirteen year old with a year of training fight my brother #who was been training longer then has been conscious for #Instead of me #someone who has dedicated his whole life to the art of bending #Not surprising coming from the guy who let his 17 year old nephew rule a war-torn nation #Just go fight your brother dude please #Iroh is a 100x funnier when you realize he’s literally the epitome of “head empty” #he just gets possessed by the spirit of idioms past every now and then #He’s literally doing what Zuko did in Ba Sing Se (saying everything was great and fine when it was clearly not) #except for a much longer period of time #he is so used to having his way that he just lives in his own world of ‘everything will work out in the end’ #this makes me think Iroh and Zuko are foils honestly #Azula and Iroh on the other hand are cinematic parallels #that’s why they hate each other #to some extent they know how destructive their mindset is but will never admit it #so instead they utterly despise each other #Would this technically make Ozai and Zuko cinematic parallels as well???? #because oh boy that would be ironic and messy #I don’t know why this turned into a character study of Iroh and the fire nation royal family but oh well #iroh #ozai #aang #zuko #azula #atla #avatar the last airbender

[agueforts]

#aspen tag #d20 #in the week before this poll is finalized i might rewatch pirol #been nearly three years since i first watched it #and i want to see them again. <3 #the other d20 seasons i haven't watched are acoc tiny heist and half of neverafter #the latter two i'm perfectly content to procrastinate #and for acoc it just gets funnier the longer i put it off

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

its called development hell for a reason

#my art lol #shitpost #comic #my ocs #do i really gotta tag all of them??? ugghh ok fine #aurelio #lucian #spencer #moira #legato #river #merth #dove and the other one arent getting tagged mostly b/c the other one doesnt have a [last] name yet even. fuckers #surprise. oc post. nobody [w/ exceptions] is gonna have like any idea wtf this means but that makes it funnier to me #NO THO DEADASS realizing some of these have technically been in devhell for. basically 6-7 years now. sheeesh. rip guys LMFAO #and theyre gonna stay in there for longer until i actually get shit together 😭 LMAO. chamomile's not even here b/c of that lmao #yknow what drawing smthn shitty and incomprehensible was kind of healing. i havent done ms paint shitposting in so long #not gonna say anything else. giggling to myself w/ my shitty sense of humor

[gloriousmonsters]

read camp dama.scus. enjoyed some stuff, really wish i didn't have the experience so often reading a book that's Good and Progressive and about Queer Affirmation etc of feeling like i'm side-eying the author like 'and you know that delineating the people that oppose you as pure evil that therefore deserves torture or death or being eliminated from society entirely is bad, right? you know that, right??'

#it's kind of funny bc the main character is a jack chick tract atheist in a way bc #she rejects her religion (REALLY quickly and easily lol) and immediately starts... conceiving of HERSELF as a prophet/god #as in. starts making up 'bible' verses that are about Her and how awesome she is #and how she's going to bring down her enemies with the righteous flaming sword of vengeance and wrath and truth etc #which i would love as a character Thing if the narrative didn't just treat this as 'super metal' with absolutely no further examination #(seriously she casually drops that she's been making up bible-style verses abt herself and her ideas #in convo with her Token Good Christian friend. by CITING ONE OF THEM #LIKE IT'S A BIBLE VERSE. and then going 'o yeah i've been making those up' #and her friend's reaction is just 'haha that's sick' and moving on) #listen i'm all for god complexes and edgy bullshit but the presentation along w the general #descriptions of the Enemy as 'cartoonishly pure evil' and implicit 'haha nice!' around the idea of THEM getting tortured forever #just leaves me :///// #i might be oversensitive to this after stuff like Sorrowland and Pet but.... just. ech. i wish i didn't have to play the game of #'do you think torture is ok if it's someone you don't like?' and 'do you consider people who do bad things as human?' in the first place #also it was just a HUGELY underwritten book lol it'd make a decent movie but viewed as a book it gets funnier the longer i think about it #was marketed as conversion camp horror. 0 conversion camp content bc IT ALREADY HAPPENED #0 relationship development bc the two people the MC connects with she ALREADY HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH. THAT SHE FORGOT #so you can 'i'm falling for x again' all you want dr tingle that's not what's happening the work is not there #also ofc the other two people are just. The Tech Guy and The Cool Hot Nice Love Interest (2 aesthetic traits no personality) #so yeah like. some very good horror moments/concepts! but some Problems. For Sure #vic talks #book talk

[infizero]

light and misa's "relationship" is rlly tragic and fucked but also in an isolated state its really fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if you consider them both to be arospec like i do

#misa is like ''oh light my wonderful boyfriend~!! we need to go on a date we haven't been on one in so long!'' #(i know that when you're dating you're supposed to go on dates. so we have to go on a date every so often to assure me that i'm getting a #good grade in Having a Boyfriend something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve) #and then light is like (internally) 'i would literally rather kill myself than spend time with her but i need her for my purposes so i have #to appease her' (externally) ''ok sure i guess misa'' #and then they go to a restaurant and misa waits for him to kiss her the whole night (she does not attempt to herself) #meanwhile light just sits there and goes nonverbal for long extended periods of time while he monologues in his head about how to appear #like a normal (straight) human being (spoiler: he's really bad at this) #and every so often he'll be like ''you look nice. this food is good. other boring pleasantries'' while glaring as if he's poisoned her food #THEY LIVED LIKE THIS FOR 4 YEARS. #again. awful. but also kind of fucking funny. gay aroace guy and aroace girl going through the motions of a heterosexual relationship for 4 #whole years. they hate each other for sure dawg ToT obvs misa to a lesser extent but i think she definitely had a lot subconscious hate for #light. that only got stronger the longer things went on #also during this time they definitely had sex a Single Time because they got to a point where misa was like we've been dating for like #2 years normal couples usually sleep together way before then...... and light was like. LOUD SIGH. ok #it was terrible. neither of them enjoyed it and they never spoke of it again #gee wonder why that was (holding the ace spectrum behind my back) #anyways they're so awful im obsessed w them. awful apart and even WORSE together. it's beautiful #then you throw L in this mix and it gets even funnier and MORE awful #(he's bi aroace to me btw. for the record) #serena.txt #death note posting

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Against my better judgement I’ve acquired two new books from Ollie’s: Coriolanus by William Shakespeare and Empire Games by Charles Stross (which I didn’t know was a series when I got it lol whoopsie… I usually don’t read series; but this is classic-style dystopian sci-fi with time travel so it’s a little different).

#I’m a little over halfway through Time Jump by John Brunner and the consumer report parts get me every time 😂 #He has normal short stories in there; interrupted by consumer reports on time machines and wishing machines #The whole thing is basically one extremely well-executed and beautifully written shitpost. Top-tier. #About every ten to twenty minutes I’m doubled over with laughter over something this guy wrote #I had no idea it was a comedy going into it but holy shit it’s wonderful #The longer you keep reading certain parts the funnier it gets because he has such a dry and pedantic voice #but he’s describing the most outrageous events in that dry and pedantic voice #I’ve had to put the book down on numerous occasions because I was laughing too hard to continue #I am not to be trusted at Ollie’s. I always forget about the giant book section and I get lost in there for 20–30 minutes #I found Beautiful Oops and Midnight at the Tuscany Hotel there #and also a calligraphy book and a bread book and a soup book when I was younger #I’ve been hoarding books since I was a little kid #I like carrying them around the house with me #I don’t even read them half the time; I just like to hold them and reading interferes with holding them #They have The Fox comics there but I don’t dare get those with either of my parents present #because they’re quite gory #I hate the stickers so much though. You can never get them completely off

[collegeoflore]

:))) ieriyn having a normal one

#see the thing is. since the grove defense he’s loosened up a lot #he’s less afraid. he’s stronger. he’s funnier and more open. he’s spent a lot of fucking time with gale. #and he knows no one is coming for him but he’s still sort of like. #in his mind his mission is Get Rid Of The Tadpole. because for all of his ego he does Not think he’s capable of taking down the absolute #his vague plan (he is not a details person.) has been like remove tadpole and then find a way to contact his mentor #(the real one. not the one who has been appearing in his dreams but just a little bit wrong.) #because if anyone can figure out what to do about this or like be able to mobilize The Powers That Be to stop it it’s him #(ieriyn may be growing as a person but he still believes in the ability of authority figures to actually do good. lol) #but this? elminster aumar showing up #with directions from mystra herself for gale to sacrifice himself for the good of everyone? well that changes things. #ieriyn may still be lost and confused but gale was the first person willing to give him a chance #the first person (aside from his mentor) who looked at ieriyn as someone whose magic is powerful and worthwhile. #ieriyn is not going to lose him. he’s not. so suddenly he’s no longer trying to figure out #how to get someone else to solve this. bc someone else may think gale’s sacrifice is a solution #but not him. #so i think this is where his mindset REALLY shifts like he’s been on his way there but this is the catalyst. he’s well and truly done runnin #g #he’ll do it for gale. #oc. ieriyn #漫言 #z plays bg3

[thebettergoop]

i should get myself a bastard cat and name it my dead name

#the longer ive been trans the funnier the concept of a dead name gets #i was scheduling an ob-gyn appt the other day #and a couple of the nurses had the same name as my dead one #took everything in me not to schedule w them specifically #anyways that appt is tomorrow #hope it goes well #turns out my moms side has hella cervical cancer soooo #that was a funny conversation #text to have #like “wait. mom????? you had cancer???????” #her: “pretty benign #dw“ #wtfff #lmao

[troublcmakcrs]

//i miss tweek :(

#misc :: ( ooc ) #//that lil freakazoid controls 87% of my braincells :( #//i've been trying to write my other replies so tweek has gone on the back burner for a second #//AND I MISS HIM #//WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF MY NON-SOUTH PARK MUSES I'M SO SERIOUS #//i say that knowing i could never bring myself to delete the other ones #//the onceler especially gets funnier the longer i keep him #//and i must continue to shoulder the burden of being the only one who is ever right about silco #//but tweek.... :( #//after this one more week of other blog replies i am GOING to be mentally ill about these two again that is a THREAT

[trulymightypotato]

When Techno said "where I come from people only have one life" do you think he meant Utah

#this is 90% joking 10% serious #dsmp spoilers #look the longer this goes on the funnier it gets #does this mean EVERYONE cWilbur called in is from Utah #Schlatt? Phil? Techno? #why did Tommy know what Utah even is in the context of lore? #it's never before been mentioned #like under what circumstances would he know about it #is it in some sort of geography or history class? #what are the implications of that? #if Phil's from UT what did he do with his wings were people just too polite to mention them? #I assume Techno joined the local national swordfighting chapter but what about his other skills? #I think this decision was the funniest possible one

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

gen urobuchi the worlds least successful artist

#its eternally funny to me the longer its been since it happened the funnier it gets because the more purely entrenched as #'that one yuri show' pmmm gets in the vague consciousness of people who dont know anything about it and its actual concrete impact #was to vastly accelerate general acceptance of wlw content in popular media #and its pmmm.

[storm-of-feathers]

adultsplaining might be the funniest word ive ever seen in my life especially in the context of “a 14 year old is old enough to know if they want to get married to a 16 year old” 

#NO. #and i dont mean old enough to know if they want to be married at all #(although yes your mind might change as you get older) #(thats genuinely a part of life) #this was also on a romeo and juliet argument which i think is fucking funnier #but no 14 year old is old enough to be married ur high #but also yeah people whove been on this earth longer are gonna have more practical wisdom for life #like marriage! #i STILL turn to my older friends for life advice or even marital problems if they arise #from the drafts #oh my god i remeber the argument i saw that sparked this i wish i had the screenshots

[guideaus]

i think another criticism i have abt mty is that it doesn't do too good of a job developing the characters. there are four that i love to see and should be present, but then recently the series brought back a good amount that i didn't feel the need to see again, while not developing them to be likable, either. so when vol 10 has guideau on the sidelines and ashaf outright gone, with phanora and johan getting some appearances im like 😴

#personal #another reason i wasnt into the last volume as much was bc i couldnt remember who the hell those kids were #even if there was a wild house turned labyrinth that gets flooded w the ocean and shark chase scene shit going on #and i dont like dunward. he left and i was like thank god #i can see him coming back but he shouldve been gone longer. like how phanora and johan came back #those two absolutely should be opposite to guideau and ashaf tho. theyre more interesting than the ice guy or those kids #it wouldve been funnier if u flat out forgot abt dunward and then suddenly the vampire is here w all these mages #anyways... damn licensors or whatever kind of #volume 11 releases october 10th so i'll probably forget the series exists until the anime