#then get divorced

[sniffermynose]

clocker family lore would actually go crazy cuz what the fuck are they even doing

#like they get married…at some point #then get divorced #then get back together maybe??? or just live together #their sons despise them for having favorites and not being the favorite #grian becomes part of the family for some reason #one of their sons permakills both of his parents #that’s not even mentioning the series before limited life #aka. crazy ass family lore #bdouble0 #bdoubleo100 #goodtimeswithscar #zombiecleo #ethoslab #traffic life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #i don’t know what i’m talking about #idia posts?! :0

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.

#divorced-slenderman #It's so slover. #Where do I get more..

[brainwormcity]

David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.

#one thing about David Tennant is that he's gonna be kissing #David Tennant kiss #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #a/c #ineffable partners #ineffable divorce #ineffable kiss #I swear if we get another chin kiss I will punch a wall

[petricorah]

I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??

I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.

It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.

#i know this sounds like the 'bad guy falls for good guy' which can be fun but thats not what i mean #anyway. this wasn't quite zukka but i do think it aligns with my au of zuko not dying on the throne and sokka retiring his sword to paint #and living like piandao in the mountains. urging zuko to retire and zuko no longer needing fire bending and not knowing what to do with #himself if he doesnt have to fight #so he uses his bending to make tea instead :) #aka this is how divorced zukka can still get together #zuko being upset bc sokka chose work over them in the first place but so dodnhe #but he gets a second chance in retirement #if he can give it up

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

#my art tag? #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion #hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be #anyway hope they get divorced soon

[burquillos]

The Path of Destruction a.k.a. Blade and a bunch of pipsqueaks 🔥⚡️🌹🤖

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr clara #hsr blade #hsr arlan #hsr hook #when imbibitor lunae gets released its gonna be two divorced dads and thier kids

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro

#SORRY #i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here #but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right? #let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro #bungou stray dogs #< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu

[hammerikaika]

Astarion asking Gale for money all the time is now canon in my heart.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #high rollers #astarion #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #help i have fallen and i can't get up #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #They got terrible divorced couple energy #bloodweave

[vlvete]

buck, bothered and bewildered!

(Their faces in this scene killed me, had to draw it)

#ravi: who the fuck is tommy. are you guys getting divorced? #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 spoilers #911 abc #ravi panikkar

[macden]

#profound commentary on the american healthcare system #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #i hate tagging gifsets it's so embarrassing for some reason. like omg im being such a massive attention whore. but also i do want attention #charlie kelly #charlie day #frank reynolds #danny devito #dennis gets divorced #gruesome twosome #charlie #frank #* #my gifs #1k

[ninjasmudge]

For that one shit poopoo color pallet thing you could do the wife left me for narilamb divorce arc

i like to imagine this is the meeting before nari asked them to sacrifice themself

#eyestrain #oof this DEFINATLY needs the eyestrain tag lmao #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #THANKS FOR THE REQ I LOVE THEM #THIS WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN #I COULDNT GET MAD INSPO FOR THE DIVORCE PART SO PLS TAKE THIS AS THE BIT RIGHT BEFORE THE DIVORCE #my art #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cw eyestrain

[tigerr-cherry]

Pov: ur 300+ year situationship finally became official

Color & no color version bc I couldn't decide which I liked the most

(That's a lie, I like no color better, but I put too much time into color, so I'm showing both)

#Narinder my pathetic lil meow meow #i am a short Narinder believer #and that his primordial pouch shows #they'll be getting a divorce in 10 minutes then remarried #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb #my art #narilamb #a rare non lesbian narilamb from me

[peggingeddiediaz]

Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 132/?

#911 #911 memes #911 twitter #911 abc #incorrect 911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #tommy kinard #buddie #tevan #bucktommy #buddie in their divorce era 3.0 #eddie fumbling getting into a throuple #bottom eddie rights #bottom!eddie #top!buck #top!tommy #eddie in his dispatch era

[daily-imbibitorlunae]

drawing imbibitor lunae everyday part 9:

the sedition of imbibitor lunae (real)

alternatively; the high-cloud quintet throw wild ass parties

#imbibitor lunae #jing yuan #blade hsr #jingliu hsr #honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #dan heng il #renheng #imbibitor lunae & blade get Too Drunk and jing yuan goes to get pizza and comes back to one of the many renheng divorces

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 187

Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself. 

But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation. 

“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?” 

No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again. 

Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior. 

He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife. 

Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit. 

The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling. 

Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well. 

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Danny is so embarrassed the first time he accidentally calls Clockwork father #Clockwork on the other hand was utterly delighted and treasures that moment forever #Space core Danny #I just think it’s poetic of him being Space and CW being Time #JL & JL Dark arriving just in time to see idiots summon the “Realm Regent” are freaking out #Danny was Napping and isn’t pleased to be woken up #But then his toddler-influenced brain notices Bright Colors and also sees STARS out the window and gets excited #Yes a few Observants got killed by a very unhappy Clockwork who might have unchained himself since he now has something besides himself #Yes Danny is technically 17 and 4 and hundreds of years old all at once #But Mr Time-shifting form CW does not mind nor care lol #No Danny is not ghost king #Nor will he ever be ghost king #CW is regent because his husband (they never finished that divorce) is in a sarcophagus of sleep rn

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

#watching him in simon & marcy compared to Fionna and cake #like he is handling the two stressful situations totally differently #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #adventure time #like this was a dedicated historian but hes also a fun guy! #and then he spends a thousand years as the worlds biggest punchline #and suddenly he doesnt WANT to be funny anymore #he wants to be serious and taken seriously #and to separate himself from IK as much as possible #he thinks of a silly joke and immediately quashes it #like its not just his obvious depression in F&C #it really feels like new Simon is trying very hard to not be that guy anymore #no wonder he feels lost hes purposefully divorcing himself from a part of who he'd been even before the crown #ive binged a ton of AT eps the last few days I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get