#theon and rickon

[gazpachoandbooks]

Theon in the not-so-distant future:

#rickon surpasses arya and it's funny then #he gets taller than jon and sansa and theon's having the time of his life #but then he surpasses bran who is actually quite tall when not in his chair and theon begins getting nervous #one day rickon comes up to him and just casually swings his arm around his shoulders with ease and now theon is properly terrified #half of his smuggery comes from his height alone i just know it #this is a real valid concern of his #he's the baby he should NOT be getting this tall it's clearly a sign of disrespect towards his elders and JON STOP LAUGHING AT ME- #my squid son #theon greyjoy #rickon stark #theon and rickon #starklings #asoiaf

[melrosing]

starks + theon DONE

more here

#catelyn stark #eddard stark #rickon stark #theon greyjoy #robb stark #jon snow #sansa stark #bran stark #arya stark #asoiaf #the ones I definitely want to do are the Lannisters + Dany and if I’m not bored by then I’ll do more #but not gonna turn it into a video until I feel done lol #anyway this was fun lol idk why im making it my mission to revive 2008 cringe in 2024 asoiaf fandom tho #melrosing art #asoiaf caramelldansen thing

[laurellerual]

Sansa as the fair Jonquil, Jeyne as Jonquil's sister, Theon as the Grey King, Rickon as a direwolf, Robb as King Daeron the Young Dragon, Bran as Ser Barristan the Bold, Arya as Nymeria of the Rhoyne, Jon as the ghost of Prince Aemon the Dragonknight.

When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs, and Bran wrapped himself around Robb’s leg, sobbing. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. “You stupid,” she told him, “you scared the baby!” but Jon and Robb just laughed and laughed, and pretty soon Bran and Arya were laughing too.

#asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #house stark #arya stark #jon snow #sansa stark #bran stark #robb stark #rickon stark #theon greyjoy #jeyne poole #winter is coming #happy halloweeeeeeen #a bit late

[nedseii]

1989 (Starks version)

Also a Renly one because why not

#asoiaf #sansa stark #arya stark #theon greyjoy #jon snow #bran stark #robb stark #rickon stark #renly baratheon #myart

[jeyneofpoole]

modern theon has frosted tips and watched porn on his ipod touch until he was 20 and worked at a movie theatre where he and jon would hate-smoke weed with each other on their breaks and he got sansa addicted to vaping when she was 12 and during the stark family disney trip he lost rickon in the gift shop and when he got robb high for the first time robb got so scared he called his mom and cat kicked theon out of the house but he was back a day later. if you even care.

#and he was even gay….. #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #sansa stark #robb stark #jon snow #rickon stark #catelyn stark

[bigbadbruin343]

The Starks of Winterfell by Jota Saraiva.

Source.

#Ned Stark #Catelyn Stark #Sansa Stark #Robb Stark #Rickon Stark #Bran Stark #Theon Greyjoy #Jon Snow #ASOIAF #asoiaf fan art #art #Jota Saraiva #Arya Stark

[multifandomnonsense]

Dinner in Winterfell

I seriously considered swapping Bran and Jon but Jon is definitely often the subject of the “have you found…” talks even though he wants to ignore them.

#I feel like this is accurate #I’m on season 4 tho so some of these may be less accurate later #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #house stark #ned stark #eddard stark #catelyn stark #robb stark #jon snow #sansa stark #arya stark #bran stark #rickon stark #theon greyjoy #chart

[dirtytransmasc]

how I think Theon would rank his siblings

Rickon - they're besties. he doesn't know how they became besties or why rickon likes him so much, but they're bff's and nothing will break that bond. is lovingly mean and teases him a lot like the good big brother he is. (there was like a 6 mi the streak where rickon would *not* sleep in his own bed and would only sleep in theon's, again, why this is, he has no clue. he didn't mind after a while. they normally watched a movie until rickon fell asleep and then Theon went about doing shit on his Xbox/computer till he fell asleep)

Arya - sassy little shit. has kicked him in the ribs. also tried to fight one of his shitty ex friends for being a dick. he respects her.

Asha - doesn't see her often. tough love. kinda mean. she's blood though and he loves her and she loves him more than she ever lets on.

Bran - kinda creepy and really stoic, but he likes to be run around in his wheel chair which is fun, and he's fun to watch movies with cause he's really quiet and won't talk like all of their siblings tend to do.

Sansa - air head, brat, mean, likes dumb girl things. (he loves her so dearly and has and would continue to maim anyone who even thinks of touching her. they just have that classic brother/sister dynamic where they "hate each other's guts" for simply existing)

Grey wind - his Bf's dog. best cuddler.

Shaggy dog - second best cuddler. likes to go on hikes on the beach with him (and rickon who runs the whole way through and then needs to be carried back to the car)

Ghost - 10x better than his owner. the goodest boy.

Lady - very polite. the goodest girl. only ranked this low because he 'hates' Sansa.

Summer - chewed one of his shoes once as a puppy. he never forgave that. does let her cuddle up with him when they're watching movies with Bran.

Nymeria - mean to him, except when she wants belly rubs.

dead brother #1

dead brother #2

All of rickon's friends

All of Bran's weird friends

Jon Snow - he's the worst of the worst. the devil himself. he could go die. (he's the closest thing Theon has to an actual friend his age and they claim to hate are constantly doing things together "for convenience" or because they "couldn't find anyone else to go with" or "Robb forced them to get along". they hate smoke and play Xbox together. they've had a shared Minecraft world since they were 8. they've fought to the blood on multiple occasions)

not featured on this list:

Robb - his boyfriend, he's not getting ranked with their siblings that's weird. if he were though he'd take second place, rickon comes first)

Edit: I made this while so sick, tired, and tripped up on cough meds that I have theon 3 dead brothers and it took me a while to realize... oops.

#(as always. don't take me seriously. he is my son and I am woobifying him. this is straying into “he would not say that” territory) #I'm just here for a good time #he's just so silly #Theon and Rickon being besties is my agenda #Jon and Theon being frenemies is my other agenda #throbb #theon greyjoy #jon snow #robb stark #rickon stark #sansa stark #arya stark #bran stark #modern au obviously #everythings fine and we're not miserable au obviously #asoiaf

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Drawing Every Named Character in A Song of Ice and Fire

By Alejandro Kay

Part I: Prologue

Part II: Bran I

#a song of ice and fire #a game of thrones #night’s watch #jeor mormont #waymar royce #the others #bran stark #robb stark #mance rayder #old nan #jon snow #ned stark #theon greyjoy #jory cassel #robert baratheon #rodrik cassel #rickon stark #fanart

[outlawarya]

Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*

Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15

Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar

Theon: :(

Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500

Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Jon: Apply juice to what

Theon: directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

#incorrect quotes #starkling edition #house stark #starklings #game of thrones #** #incorrect starkling #incorrect game of thrones #arya stark #otf: stark #sansa stark #robb stark #theon greyjoy #jon snow #bran stark #rickon stark

[long-claw]

the stark kids and public buses

(disclaimer: this is based on my extensive personal experience with scottish public buses)

robb (+ theon) - never alone on the bus, will sit wherever the other person wants. this normally ends up being the top back with theon. thinks the bus is the prime time for conversation and can't comprehend why anyone (jon) would want to just stare out the window and think. has never had a bad experience with a bus driver, unlike theon who has had exclusively bad experiences with bus drivers.

jon - sits downstairs as far away from strangers as possible. if he's alone, noise cancelling headphones are on. if he's with friends he'll keep them off but has them ready for a lull in the convo. if theon's anywhere on the same bus, noise cancelling headphones are on. always puts his bag on the seat next to him to discourage strangers from sitting there but ends up reluctantly freeing the seat because he feels bad for the people standing.

sansa - sits downstairs cause it's convenient but normally avoids the bus altogether because she always ends up sat next to weirdos that won't shut up about their problems and she's just stuck smiling and nodding. once was two hours late home because this blond woman wouldn't let her off until she understood "the game of thrones".

arya - takes up the entries top front row with her friends every time without fail. will throw people out of "their seats". continues to successfully get child tickets because she's short and abuses it regularly but is now working on trying to get on the bus without paying at all by sneaking on.

bran - used to sit upstairs but would never sit in one seat and would constantly be kneeling and standing on the chairs. now mostly avoids buses because of the limited space for wheelchair users, but when he does get the bus he also seems to always get stuck talking to weird strangers, although he's a lot less polite about it than sansa.

rickon - downstairs back. will bark at people in "his seat". no. 1 disrupter of jon's downstairs peace but a good encouragement for other people to sit upstairs. the winterfell bus company has tried banning him multiple times for "harassing other passengers" and "being a terror" but it never seems to stick.

#can't tell how much this makes sense if you've never been on a scottish bus with teenages but #hopefully it's still funny #robb stark #theon greyjoy #jon snow #sansa stark #arya stark #bran stark #rickon stark #asoiaf #modern au #asoiaf modern au #got #house stark

[cruciomee]

One last family dinner

#eddard stark #ned stark #catelyn tully #robb stark #Sansa Stark #house stark #Arya Stark #bran stark #Rickon Stark #Jon Snow #theon greyjoy #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire

[laurellerual]

X

#arya stark #sansa stark #jon snow #bran stark #theon greyjoy #rickon stark #jeyne poole #robb stark #halloween

[emprcaesar]

asoiaf modern au where the stark kids still have wolves and it’s a real problem and animal control keeps getting called on them. shaggy dog has ripped out a kids throat.

theon also dresses the same in this au as he does in the books because he likes being different. and he’s still a hostage of the starks.

#asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #house stark #jon snow #arya stark #sansa stark #rickon stark #robb stark #bran stark #theon greyjoy #starklings #direwolves

[jeyneofpoole]

some asoiaf characters would thrive if displaced into another environment. for example dany should be in a 2010’s horsegirl movie, sansa should be in a glee-esque teen love quadrangle where she’s at least three separate gay guy’s beards, and rickon should have access to mountain dew and cheetos and one of those ipads with the rubber handled cases and disgusting screen protectors. i do think however that if you took like. theon. out of asoiaf he’d fit right into the modern world but his ass would not be doing well. i know five theons and they’re all the most insufferable men to ever walk this earth. he has six separate instagram accounts for all facets of his personality and his tweets from 2012 where he calls greenlanders physiologically inferior to #ironbornmight get drudged up and he becomes unemployable. asha won’t let him bunk with her because qarl is convinced that he’ll steal their silverware and pawn it (he will.) this being said like he should have been born in this time he just wasn’t. like he was created to get roofied in shitty clubs and have complexes about wearing eyeliner as a guy and get called slurs by his dad for wearing crop tops unfortunately he was written into a storyline about being subject to five saw traps at once and also being nineteen and gay in george rr martins’ magnum opus fantasy series a song of ice and fire.

#i’m going to SLEEP!!!!!! #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #balon greyjoy #qarl the maid #daenerys targaryen #sansa stark #rickon stark #modern asoiaf

[cola-fiend]

Catelyn Stark was going mad with grief after losing Ned. The Greyjoy boy wasn’t helping, prancing around her house like a hoochie

Is it catheon or thelyn? Either way, this ship has me in a chokehold

#catelyn tully #theon greyjoy #asoiaf #ned stark #robb stark #jon snow #sansa stark #arya strak #bran stark #rickon stark #game of thrones #Theon was so thirsty for mommy milk #he would have put that carton back empty #just so Cat would scold him #theolyn