#these people are insanely strong

[whatwouldsylwrite]

reader pole dance practice with everyone watching + slightly jealous abby? 👀

Oh god pole dancers my beloveds

Abby always admired what your body could do: you always looked so graceful when you'd climb the pole and spin around like it was nothing, like it didn't require any effort or strength. It was fucking hot and she'd be at your practice at all times, drooling so much that at this point she'd be dehydrated. She didn't even mind when other people watched you as long as they stayed respectful.

Until this time.

There were a few additions to the hockey team, and of course they wanted to explore the activity centre. And of course someone mentioned, from the pure kindness of their fucking heart, the dance studio.

On the time and day when you were practicing.

At first Abby was fine - it wasn't like you danced pure pornography every time, and she wasn't insane to think she was the only one who was allowed to watch you dance. Besides, if someone could admire you for your skill and strength she'd only feel proud - fuck yeah it took a lot to learn how to pole dance.

But no.

You was doing one of the choreos that required heels, and Abby watched you spin and hold yourself up so you could spread your legs in a split, your booty shorts covering just enough to not get a fine for public indecency. Abby knew you had to wear short shorts so you wouldn't slip on the pole, but right now as she glanced at her side where boys were sitting, Abby wasn't okay with it at all.

Her new teammates were watching you go into a wide squat with hungry eyes and Abby furrowed in silent anger. She knew what they were thinking about because she was thinking the same: how hot and seductive you were, how your moves looked like an invitation to sex.

Abby wanted to tell them that you were hers, that the only person who this show was meant for was her, and they should pick up their jaws and stop fantasizing about you, because their fantasies would never become reality.

But Abby wasn't going to make a scene, no. She'd just imagine 1000 and 1 way to kill her new teammates.

"God I wish I was there instead of that pole." One of the boys said with a smirk and the other one nodded.

"She so hot." He said dreamingly.

"Watch your tongue." Abby heard herself say in dangerous tone. Her mouth opened faster before she had time to think. "She's mine."

Boys turned to Abby, clearly wanting to start an argument - Abby heard those arguments a million times before - but you emerged from the dance studio, panting and sweaty, and their heads turned back to you. One of the boys opened his mouth to start a conversation, but you ignored his entire existence.

"Hi." You smiled, looking only at Abby.

She stood up and hugged you, putting her hands on the small of your back.

"Hi baby."

And if Abby looked straight at her new teammates with dark satisfaction over your shoulder as she hugged you possessively, showing who you belonged to, well. You didn't have to know about that.

#abby anderson x you #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson #pole dancer!reader could arm wrestle abby for sure #these people are insanely strong #sorry it took me so long to write this #requests

[piived]

ugh can’t stop thinking about how Danny is built like a fucking tank but looks like a biodegradable straw that’ll collapse with so much as a fine mist

like imagine Jason flinging himself at Danny at inopportune times just to watch as everyone tenses and gasps in horror, expecting the poor twig to be crushed, and then Danny just effortlessly catches him without budging an inch or blinking, still mid-conversation and confused by why the person he’s talking to seems suddenly so surprised and then when the person gestures to Jason (lounging smuggly in his boyfriends arms) Danny just blinks like ‘oh when did that happen? hi baby’ and tries to go back to the conversation while everyone is losing their minds

#people realizing how strong danny is makes me feral #give me casually insanely strong danny and i will eat it up every single time #jason likes the chaos that it brings (and being cradled in his boyfriends arms) #dpxdc #dead on main #vee’s dpxdc prompts #is this a prompt? i guess 🤷‍♀️ #dpxdc prompt #dead on main prompt #vee’s soapbox

[sandeewithtwoe]

Yes

(Warning small blood below cut (just a little bit))

I don’t take myself seriously anymore

#art #comic #me sona #I saw an artist on Twitter #who redesigned fresh #and it was pretty cool #but then I found out the artist didn’t even know fresh was a parasite #which made me go :O #and I walked around my house for 10 minutes because I was so shocked #sometimes I forget people don’t know who/what fresh is #he has a strong grip on me it’s insane #utmv

[v1r33n]

what. what if one day Kaveh is cooking dinner, the sun is slowly going down and. and while he's stirring the pot Alhaitham hugs him from behind in a delicate way?????? ok and what if that NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE and kaveh is confused and embarrassed and the scribe is not saying anything, just pressing his head on the architect shoulder???? and what if I tell you that's because Alhaitham heard about Kaveh almost getting hit by heavy construction materials and realized in a whim that his perfect peaceful life is fragile and needs care and. and that. and that this life is not perfect at all without Kaveh by his side?????????????????? yea.

#genshin impact #alhaitham #haikaveh #kaveh #kavetham #mlm #kaveh genshin #i'm going insane #i hate gay people #i repeat #homosexuality is not strong enough of a word to describe what this two have going on #they're in love your honor #i love them

[kinos-fortress-2]

hey tf2 fans do you like dorohedoro

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #soldier #zhanna tf2 #soldier x zhanna #if you all dont know what dorohedoro is then.... #READ DOROHEDORO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ FOR FUCK SAKES AND ALSO DAI DARK #YOU ALL WILL LIKE IT I SWEAR READ IT READ IT READ- #ahem... ok yeah whatever #this was just for the upcoming season 2 and well i needed to draw this two as shin and noi bc come on #tall and strong woman and little and strong man which they are both insane and likes to kill people? #sorry i like to put my fixations together is always a need #kino art

[cantsaythetword]

I wish platonically falling in love was talked about more often

Not being able to drive to work without smiling about your favourite coworker also being there that day

Not being able to stop thinking about how much joy a teacher/coach/lecturer/tutor brings you (for learning and in general)

Being absolutely HYPED the first time someone you look up to asks to hang out outside of your normal meeting space/time

Constantly wishing a friend was free more often so you could see them every day

Daydreaming about mundane activities with people you love to help you sleep at night

Getting the greatest vibes from someone you just met, knowing the potential for a bond is strong, and looking forward to creating that relationship

Just, platonic love 😭

#he speaks #does this even make sense lmao #i get this SO FUCKING STRONG its insane #and it kills me that I can't fully articulate to people just how important they are to my life

[daenerys-targaryen]

natalia dyer on the left vs what this plastic surgeon thinks she should look like on the right it’s MIND boggling literally what the fuck is wrong with you

#leah rambles #LIKE ? THATS NOT EVEN HERRRR #YOURE BATSHIT INSANE IF U THINK THATS FIXING ANYTHING?? #people with square faces / strong jawlines I LOVE YOU please don’t let anyone make you feel bad for your facial structure #imagine thinking that square faces are ugly and need to be fixed I’m going to kill you #olivia Wilde Kate moss Angelina jolie zoe kravitz all have square faces #look me in the eyes and tell me they need to shave their jaws off to make them ‘more’ beautiful #I’m going to beat you to death with a stick

[bowenoke]

we talk a lot about how current kids, teenagers, and parents never learned internet safety in this age of social media, but i think we also gotta be honest with ourselves that most of us, adults on the internet who participate in fandom, never really learned how to engage with young people without setting them up for disaster.

might be weird to say it like this, but it's important to leave people how you met them or better. like hiking or going to a nature reserve. if you are regularly talking to people on the internet, especially teenagers, you need to consider whether your behavior with them is how another, shittier person would take advantage of them, because you have no real way of protecting them if that happens. like if you're going into discords and saying 'hey i'm mom! let me help you with your homework and irl issues. also please feel free to vent to me if you have any mental health issues or problems at home" you have to understand that the next person who says that to them may be leaving out the end of their plan; "that would make you easier to abuse."

sometimes you have to say "you seem fun and have a lot of great ideas but you are also 15, so if you wanna talk fandom, here are the boundaries we're going to follow, because these are the boundaries other adults should be following with you." or just refuse to talk to kids.

you decide what your responsibility, is but what you can't do is build an illegal fire pit on the hiking trail, if you catch my drift.

#the last post i reblogged reminded me of my longstanding vendetta against fandom parents #and while i've held this opinion for years i think i can finally verbalize it in a way that makes sense? #dont get people used to red flags!!!! do not be the reason someone things red flags are normal!!! #this is not to say you can never be friends intergenerationally. just that like... #a lot of friendships i was in as a kid were like lightening. fast and strong and over quickly #and what i learned was that it was fine to progress to very personal details quickly. #dont be lightening. be a hiker. keep a reasonable speed and dont be afraid to say 'you're walking very quickly on an unknown path. slow dow #also just. to be clear. i dont think this is a personal failing i see this as a consequence of all of US having INSANE relationships too #like many of us are still struggling to figure out boundaries with IRL people after that. #and trying to do right by the young people we see in the same shoes now is a daunting and confusing task with which we can only do our best

[evansbby]

haven’t i always said that selena gomez always plays the victim??? ALWAYS???

#her victim mentality is actually insane #forget genocides forget children and innocent people being bombed daily #she needs to find a way to make it about herself #it’s honestly fascinating to watch how tone deaf she is #it’s fascinating to watch her spew out ‘poor me’ rhetoric EVEN IN THIS SITUATION #all she truly cares about is her ex boyfriend and his wife #I’ve always said this but I think Hailey Bieber is 1000x the woman selena gomez is for enduring all the hate that she does #that Selena FUELS #Selena plays victim card and makes her fans go after strong confident queens like Bella hadid too #but forget all that #IMAGINE THERE IS A LITERAL GENOCIDE GOING ON AND YOU STILL FIND A WAY TO THROW A TANTRUM AND MAKE IT ABOUT YOURSELF #she’s literally the worst y’all I’ve been saying it for years #and if you’re a fan of hers #like not even a casual fan but if you’re a selena stan #then thats fucking weird I’m sorry bc all her little army does is defend her when she’s clearly in the wrong #I honestly have people like her

[drmobiusvanch]

the 'little sir squirrel' scene is fucking hysterical but it's also really heartwarming honestly. quixote's friend is talking about his trauma and she immediately jumps in to do what she always does to herself-turn it around, make it a bright and romantic story-to him. defanging his trauma the way she does hers. sure he was locked out of the house and thrown onto the moors or he found the house such a horrible environment he couldn't stay in it but he had forest friends!!!

it's also, like, supremely tactless, but. considering meursault's attempt to comfort heathcliff later she wasn't the WORST at it at least.

#limbus company's strong thesis statement: heathcliff could have been fixed #IF he formed a friend group with people who were as insane as he was but in different directions #i really do love the sinners Clearly Trying To Support him but. doing it #in their ways. #anyway dondon and heathcliff's friendship...good.

[loveandthings11]

He is so funny and real and sweet and still true to himself 🩷

#only wearing brown is a monstrous lie hahahaha #this was such a good-humored discussion I loved it #I liked that they talked almost all about the play but also still about succ!! #good for him for being honest that that line is not funny to him #idk we need a new word for like ‘insane’ but not ‘funny’ #like it was meant to seem desperate and absurd as an argument but not ‘haha’ you know #and I think Seth gets that but we have few words to express ourselves #I think absurd encompasses it best #also it’s so funny that Seth brought up the mustache thing because I’ve been thinking the same thing 😂 #jeremy strong #succession #kendall roy #an enemy of the people #late night with Seth Meyers #Seth Meyers #Youtube

[daydreamkisses]

what if you walk into your house today and your paras jump out from the shadows with balloons like APRIL FOOLSSSSS WE WERE REAL THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!

#fml #14 year old me thoughts #21 still going strong #madd #actually maladaptive #paras #actually madd #madd things #madd problems #madd posts for insane people

[nullians]

For you are ash, and to ash you shall return.

I've recently remembered about this piece by @perelka-l and couldn't sleep until these came out from under my pen. Go check out her stuff!! (Especially if you're into actual Naruto >:3)

May fate have mercy on those who crawl back bleeding in hopes of earning belonging, as well as those who decide to purge what they deem beyond saving, even if it's their own home.

#naruto online #naruto #Midnight Blade #Scarlet Blaze #d0 stuff #original #they are both bad ends hah #no matter where the blood comes from; no matter where they are headed #ninja doomerism day :3 #I want to say that the idea has literally possessed me and I've churned this out in like 20 hours #insane coming from me #also insane bc these have proper backgrounds/environments??? what happened #the ninja kids #come look at my blorbos #I don't do whumptober but this is a strong contender #They are mirrors your honour #also more people should let Scarlet embrace his corruption arc #I'm being so real when I say I'll get these printed and then eat them. And then print again bc mayhaps I want these mfs on my walls

[genderkoolaid]

had a convo w my mom this morning and we talked about how traditional toxic masculinity just seems to be mostly a fucked up eternal competition where men are expected to constantly be defending their masculinity by taking other men down, and if they ever slip up they also get forced down and stomped on. like ive seen people talk about women always feeling the need to appear "sexy" even alone but i feel like a line could be drawn between that and men feeling the need to constantly be asserting their masculinity, as if even alone (for example, when using shampoo) if they aren't competing well enough they will be punished. but for some reason (hyperagency) people treat that as like. men just being weird and pedantic on purpose instead of a reaction to constantly being sent the message "you are running a race and if you ever trip up or falter you will be trampled and you will deserve it for being a failure".

#this is where the multigender stuff comes in because #I both get the ''need to be sexually attractive because misogyny'' #AND ''need to be physically strong because antimasculism'' #also the convo w my mom was about urinals and how fucking insane they are #and how weird people are abt men sitting down to pee #NOT just men either she specifically brought up a woman she knew #who called someone's boyfriend gay for sitting down to pee. HELLO?????? #but I will never understand people's extremely uncharitable views on fragile masculinity #m. #antimasculism

[hoofpeet]

How does Irida handle one of her wardens starting a religious cult and apparently being able to talk to almighty Sinnoh? What do the Pearl and Diamond clans think of Ingo's cult? And does the Galaxy Team have any thoughts on it?

I think 90% of the population would be really concerned about Ingo literally spouting blasphemy to everyone who'll listen. Irida, on the other hand, I imagine to have been good friends with Ingo before he starts spiraling, and would be one of the only people in this situation who's just concerned for his mental health.

While Adaman and Kamado are discussing potentially declaring war on Ingo and his pack, Irida's just genuinely sad and worried for him and trying to get him to see sense before he gets hurt; meanwhile Ingo's not even aware that he's started spreading his 'religion' to the villages

#mailbox #hoof draws #cults cw #<-i guess this can just. be the tag for this idea? #b yeah. for the first few months ingo's just the crazy warden who rants about seeing visions in the sky #then slowly people start taking him seriously as he seems to know things he shouldn't and start coming to him for advice #like well he IS insanely strong and it seems like he can speak to zoroarks?? maybe he is actually blessed by sinnoh #meanwhile. irida doesn't know what explains that but KNOWS ingo's suffering from intense delusions and needs help #<so she's stuck trying to help her friend while balancing the political issue of 'this guy's a threat and we need to get rid of him'

[whumporpass]

Arrowverse Barry Allen?

#barry allen #the flash #cw the flash #whump or pass poll #MY BIAS INCOMING #you have been warned #last warning #one more warning because I am insane #I have a very VERY strong bias. #actual final warning this time. #HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM HURT HIM #I want his entire life to be destroyed. I want him tortured. Kidnapped. Injured on Flash duty. Whumped emotionally. #Forced to watch his loved one/s die. Power surpressed or stolen entirely. Tortured more. Stabbed. Electrocuted. Enter Zoom style beatdown. #Put in a small space and unable to escape. Betrayed by someone he trusted. Tortured more. Stabbed more. Kidnapped more. #My blorbo #My beloved #My whumpee of all time #He is everything to me #He must be whumped #a decent amount of these happened in the show btw #sigh. I could have used a much whumpied pic but decided not to because; as the poll runner; I should not be biased somewhere people would rb #but if someone submits propaganda I will happily rb it as I would any propaganda #:)