#they all have their cooking styles

[blinkpen]

wait hold up did everyone suddenly become OK with saying anything about Heckuva Badshow that isn't completely unearned praise/did everyone only start mocking viv's mind-numbingly juvenile writing style WHILE I WAS GONE???

you bastards

i have a STOCKPILE of burns i thought i'd never get to use because too many people were still willing to roleplay as mr burns' hounds on her behalf or simply report back to base camp so she could scream SICCEM before insisting she is but a tender wee lamb who needs protection from The Haters while turning on her white woman tears and calling her connections demanding they not give someone a job bc they didn't laugh when she spent an entire workday following them around going PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! FUCK! SEX! PENIS! ASS! FUCK! PENIS! HAHAHAHA! GET IT? PENIS, the FUCK ORGAN, lol, PENIS EXIST! REMEMBER? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS! You know, like in Sausage Party? the best comedy film ever made? the one i made a nazi oc for? wait what huh who said that was it the wind shut up anyway PENIS PENIS PENIS Poor Person Supremacists Are Real and Just As Bad As Bad as Aristocrats Who Strangle Their......... Indentured Servants Bc Their Wife Is Being Bitchy PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK WANG DICK SCHLONG WILLY WANG WONG WOMEN ARE STUPID WHOOOOOOORES AND FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUUUUUSTING! LOSE WEIGHT OR YOU ARE GROSS! THE BAD KIND OF GROSS, UNLIKE THE GOOD GROSS OF SKINNY CIS DICK DICK PENIS PENIS HORSE WEINER SEMEN! YAOI YAOI YAHOOOOOOO oohhMy Cartoon Dad is Sooooo Sad..... so sad, he is like Bojack, only instead of Herb being a total bitch, he and everyone else magically instantly forgives MY bojack without him even giving a proper apology, so he's like, an IMPROVED Bojack, that's how good MY writing is..... so good... so genius... genius like Penius... maverick, more like... maver-dick.... yeah that's it... i'm such a shakeup in the world of Mature Dialogue... Cocktopus... Lesbian Named Vagina.... Clittorissa clit slit penis jizzlord squirt.... oh man Look at my Sad Cartoon Dad Again... Look How Sad he is... Please Say You Want to Fuck Him... Please Fuck My Cartoon Dad.... While I Watch... Let Me Watch You Fuck My Cartoon Dad..... With Your PENIS! LOL! PENIS PENIS PENIS PEE-

hey yeah okay this is turning into a rough draft of bit in and of itself already huh i should stop and dig out the Good Stuff vs just doing a bad viv impression that still manages to be funnier than an entire season plus of scripts combined

#her writing style is just too easy to mock once you start its VERY hard to stop #because yknow. it's easy. it's easy to do it. because the OG writing itself is easy. it's lazily written and therefore can be lazily aped. #if you didn't want this style of critique to happen you shoulda come up with at least One joke distinct enough to be Worth Quoting #you know like come up with a single bit so good it can then have its goodness ruined by overexposure as people parrot it exactly ad nauseum #instead of 'nearly every manifestation of comedy is just a variation of throwing fuckwords in randomly so that's all i have to do' #that's why any additional effort becomes noticeable gravy on this bed of under-cooked half-mashed potatoes #almost like there is learned craft to writing and she shoulda absorbed some instead of deciding she was too good to benefit from feedback #oop

[good-beanswrites]

"Prisoner @purgemarchlockdown ! Milgramblrgram has judged you guilty for your crimes! It is time to meet your judgement. As the wardens' fang, I take that responsibility upon myself!" (Aka, Esquest Bad End be upon ye 👊) TW for Amane's cult mindset.

You open your eyes. 

The temple looks the same as it always has. The thought usually comes as a relief – after a particularly difficult hero, the return to routine is a blessing. Seeing everything back in its place always fills you with a sense of peace. God once explained that all of existence is a circle. Something about eternity and cycles and perfection. You didn’t quite understand, but you enthusiastically told Him that you did. You didn’t want to appear as a clueless child. And anyway, you grew to love the loops. 

But not now. 

This time, your head whips around, looking for something that should be here. Well, it shouldn’t be here, but you expected it to be.

You pace the chamber’s echoing floor, but there’s no sign of it. Did you really expect it to be here? Did you really get your hopes high? You should not have been so naive. The hat isn’t here. How could you have been so stupid?

“What are you looking for?”

You nearly startle at the voice. God stands behind you. He does not sound pleased. 

“N-nothing!”

The word come out in a panic. Then, as you’re struck with the realization that you just lied to God, your eyes drop to the ground. “I mean… it’s nothing of importance.”

He steps closer, and you shy away from His suspicion. 

Despite the glare He shoots up at you, God’s voice is even. “Are you sure?”

“Y-yes. I thought… last time there was…” You take a moment to collect your thoughts. God pauses as you do so. He is always patient with you. He loves you, after all. You inhale. “The last hero tried to change things, but they did not. I knew they couldn’t,” you lie, “so I was just seeing the proof.”

“Yes, they failed. There is nothing to look for here.”

“Of course.”

God leaves you, then. The temple drops into silence. He is right. There is nothing to look for. You aren’t quite sure what emotion you’re left with. Your chest feels as empty as the chamber around you.

The next hero, however, finds out exactly what you were feeling. They take one step into your cell, and you tear them apart. 

It all happens in a moment. It shouldn’t be them walking through the door. You scream, accusing the flailing hero of things they never could have done. You cry, accusing yourself of things you never should have done. You let your claws tear however they please. 

Looking at the mess before you, you feel like the monster everyone feared you were. 

You don’t really care. 

That is, until God appears once more. He looks on the scene with disgust. It’s the type of face the villagers would flash your way before turning away to whisper something. It’s the look you saw from your parents, a silent warning about what was about to follow. You knew this situation was no different. 

You were monstrous, and you would be punished as one. 

“This type of behavior is not why I chose you.” God says. “I chose you to be special.”

“I understand.” 

“Come with me.” 

This was right. This was just.

Your feet remain stuck. Es...

No. You do need to do this.

These voices, they were wrong last time. Only one person had proved undoubtedly correct this whole time, and you should have listened to Him from the beginning. 

There is a reason everything is circular. The loops make sense. Routine means perfection. Change never brings anything except pain. This time, you will be good. You will be good enough. 

You follow God.

Your chin is held high. You need no saving form heroes, or voices, or anyone. You’re right where you’re supposed to be. You’re special. You may not be perfect, but that is why you must endure these lessons. God must love you so much, since he is willing to teach them again and again. How patient he must be.

He turns his face away, in time to miss one last tear that slips down your cheek. You hear the smile in his voice. 

“There’s a good girl.”

#milgram #esquest #amane momose #hi pal!!! I absolutely love esquest and I'm so sorry my first fanwork of it is like this adsfsdf 😭 #this is all in fun and i hope you like it still :') #shhhh dont tell the others but you get the fancy formatted drabble >:3 #i mean i was going to do esquest fic -- why Not try my had at the style? #if it wasnt meant to be angst i 100% would have included a waivy-voice ask... #i know not all the lore has been revealed but i hope this can still hold up ;-; #i hope youre taking it easy -- and i cant wait to see more of the story! #ive been hyped to see what youve been cooking up 👀 #i mean uhhhh Face Your Judgement !! #drabbles #milgramblrgram #tw cults #tw child abuse #(implied)

[ecto-stone]

What Your Is Mine. FFOS Edition :)

#vlad plasmius #Friend from the other side AU ?? #body swap #Okay funny thing from the body Swap saga #Vlad actually got way weaker afterward due to Danny sticking with his old body diet of not consuming Ectoplasm #while Danny actually got way healthier due to Vlad actually fufilling Halfa metablosim need #of eating a shit ton of Maddie Cooking #as well as having great posture #Pretty much result in Vlad being fast enough and strong enough to do all the Ghost control on his own #while still having time to to do Cramp Studies for Danny Test with Paulina #while Danny go into Ghost zone (the ghost echo location invented base on Vlad Style of Ecto energy lock is not invented yet) #and have to find Frost Bite base using Vlad more enhance color vision and sensitive Ectoplasm tracker

[chialattea]

Nami WIP + some chibi doodles heheeee

#chia draws #one piece #nami one piece #cat burglar nami #Nami #i love women #this piece is kicking my ass tho #like I’m trying to find my style but it’s all #confusing #like what do I want to achieve with my drawings? what do I want to focus on? #in other news I am now cooking as a way to procrastinate #thank you dunmeshi and the bear #I made bread and fresh pasta and carbonara and lemon curd #I love cooking man #idk why but my butter cookies always end up too hard #I’m gonna make some tangerine dishes so I can pretend I’m cooking for Nami #that way I trick myself into self care #anywayyyys #I love Nami so muchhhh #and idk how people have such cute tumblr layouts I don’t really get httml #I’m a STEM girlie but coding? not my forte #lately I’ve been thinking about one piece from a biotech standpoint #like tf do you mean nobody knows what DNA is besides judge and Vegapunk #they know some diseases are congenital but don’t know about DNA #huuuuuhhhh? #anyways I’m writing a fic about an OC funding a science journal in OP #it’s a lot of fun #art wip #unfinished

[mitchievousness]

KazuRei Week Day 1 - Growing Old

when miri is fully grown and moves away from the family home, the papas move to the countryside and become the unofficial elder gays in the little village

#the papas deserve a good rest from the bustle of the city #rei is wearing a samue ! he likes casual yukatas bc its simple and loose (and very different from the suits that he used to wear) #kazuki just likes to wear a shirt and basketball shorts lmao #he also has a bit of a beer belly ;w; #most of the townsfolk privately refer to them as elder gays even tho they never officially told anyone but cmon. #no one's falling for the ''we've been roommates for almost four decades'' bs #they suck at giving advice tho... (baby gay: how did you guys come out to your parents? #kazuki: never told mine. we already weren't on speaking terms when i met rei so. #rei (trying not to say that his father tried to assassinate both his husband and child when he found out): ... yeah same #((also yes this is all inspired by barakamon lmao. its one of my favourite animes - slice of life comedy and has lots of cute kids in it!)) #anyways first prompt done woo!!! happy kazurei week everybody! #this is the first fan week that im gonna participate in all the days (hopefully lmao i still have to do two other prompts) #also i tried to do a different style than my usual in the first pic and even tho im not entirely happy with it its eh. fine. lol #i just like rotating this half-cooked au in my mind hkfhkjfdgs #buddy daddies #kazurei #kazurei week 2023

[itsjustevil]

You know, it's crazy how I've heard about this on here and from my discord friends, I never found anything that alluded to the main synopsis of Dungeon Meshi being "These bitches broke, so they're gonna cook up some delicious monsters."

#i guess that name meaning #delicious in dungeon #should've been a clue #dungeon meshi #laios is the best character so far #the others are cool too #i like how we have a party filled up with all of the classic adventuring party archetypes #rogue #wizard #fighter who's proficient in nature and animal handling #and then we have senshi who's specialty is just cooking #he cooka da food #mafia style #i guess you could call him the healer

[flowersandcandy06]

oh no

(Based on this and the panels they did on here and that other one on Twitter because it is. So cool,, woah;; )

#flowerposting #flower art #doodle #doodle gone serioused #azumanga daioh #あずまんが大王 #kaorin azumanga daioh #tomo takino #tomo azumanga daioh #osaka azumanga daioh #ayumu kasuga #kagura azumanga daioh #i may be cooking (do NOT let me cook) #if i turn this into a thing you all have permission to /e explode me. roblox style

[cakemoney]

i don't want to put my uninformed foot in my mouth or get involved with the Discourse but i've been seeing the two extremes of reactions to the korean low birth rates issue (on tumblr and twitter both) and i'm just kind of like. look. i feel like "low birth rates (in many countries but especially japan and korea as part of this conversation) are more broadly the result of capitalism/a culture of overwhelming overwork that makes social relationships and having families incredibly inaccessible to young people" and "low birth rates are very much a part of the current conversation about misogyny and social expectations for women in korea especially in the context of reproduction as 'unpaid labor' for women" are statements that can both be true

#laughs awkwardly #gender #especially considering the ways patriarchal expectations and capitalism very much intersect in terms of quality of life for women #ex. women being expected to have kids / raise kids / do all the housework and cooking in a relationship #while ALSO existing in a society where women (even married women) have to work demanding jobs to deal with the high cost of living #AND women are systemically discriminated against in terms of pay / job availability / work environment and harassment #all of these things add up. these conversations are not opposing points of view. you know? #and also like. not super comfortable with how TERFs are discussed in terms of non-white cultures #TERFism / radfems as a MOVEMENT (and a cult) is very much rooted in white supremacy / ideals of womanhood #again. multiple things can be true at the same time. yes i do see (from my perspective involved in taiwanese social media) #some east asian feminists engage in transphobia in ways that approach radfem rhetoric ('women are victims of men' 'men are predators' #type generalized sentiments which you can imagine gains a lot of traction among women traumatized by patriarchy) #but movement-wise i don't think it's fair (or just in good faith) to generalize radical feminists from non-white countries #to straight up TERFs. which again. rooted in white supremacy. keep feeling like i have to remind people it doesn't make sense #for asians to be white supremacists and that not all oppression on earth stems directly from white people. you weirdos #'what are you talking about' in east asia the type of feminist statements called 'radical' are stuff like. #women shouldn't have to wear make up every time they go outside. women shouldn't be expected to do all housework. #should men pay for women on dates. debates that i think in the states we kind of take for granted as stuff settled years ago #even if some feminists might be transphobic it's not necessarily Transphobia As Core Tenets Of The Movement. does anyone get the difference #basically what i'm saying is. wow these tags got long. maybe let's not apply uniform standards of 'correct language and values' #to non-white people and attack them when as all movements they are fluid and influenced by the people living in it #TERF-style transphobia is not the predestined course for them. maybe it's more productive to have open discussions about transphobia #to work towards inclusivity and solidarity in these movements than to prescribe White Internet Morality to them #and declare that they're evil when they are still very much having conversations that need to be had. thanks i think that's all #essentially. i find that 'how dare a non-american movement not have morally pristine vocabulary priorities and membership #as determined by white leftists' to be in itself kinda a racist attitude

[arolesbianism]

I’ve been thinking abt one of my older oni colonies and decided to doodle my first three dupes in that save

#keese draws #oxygen not included #but yeah these guys were my main scientist digger and rancher respectively #this was one of my actual spaced out style saves so ofc I chose the cold asteroid still #it was painful opening this save again to look at their traits as it was basically my first longer attempt #let’s just say I had no idea what I was doing and ran out of power literally everywhere #might do a rescue attempt on this save tbh sounds like a fun challenge #but yeah I actually have characterizations for most of the dupes in this save in my head they’re like semi ocs to me #they’re the ones I like to imagine fumbling about post olivia entering sleep mode #cause there’d be such a harsh contrast in how they’d all react and move forwards #burt in particular would take it rly hard mostly because he’s the only scientist #so everyone ends up looking to him for answers and help and he just doesn’t know how to provide any of it #he had already spent so long feeling overworked and under appreciated so this wouldn’t help at all #quinn on the other hand is generally more optimistic as they have gone through a lot of rough shit and made it out on the other side #so they see this as an obstacle they’ll all overcome and grow stronger from #they’re also just very used to being suddenly forced to say goodbye to people for potentially forever #harold was almost relieved by the whole event because it lead to a lot less activity in the neural chip network #which is in fact a big source of panic for most of the dupes but harold pretty much exclusively goes to like 3 rooms so he’s not as effected #he also just doesn’t like the noise of the hundreds of commands that he can’t even follow #he just manages the plants and the pips and sometimes helps with the cooking #he honestly really likes the freedom of figuring out what to do without instruction #as the pip farm he manages is very. well let’s just say pips tend to starve in there a lot #yknow thankfully I did give these guys a bunch of phones so at least they’d be able to still know what’s up with eachother still #still an uncomfortable feeling loosing that connection that you’ve been relying on for years

[hawnks]

having thoughts about true bdsm couple. like……. one wants to be punished/craves release and the other craves control.

nicest people you’ll ever meet, but behind closed doors…..

#I’ve been having a lot of dreams lately about like…… love and owernership #and like Victorian style I Serve This House And Therefore I Serve You type relationships that are WAYYY more intense than the usual ones #skkdkdkdkxkd #like…… #I’ve been dreaming about this guy who is some kind of general who is on leave #and he has purchased a plot of land with an old manor in it #that has only two staff members #a cook and a house manager #and the manager has been there for forever and she’s very young to be in such a position but she’s the only one who would ever agree to #do it. there’s something wrong with the risidual magic of the place. the seasons last for just weeks instead of months so no crops will grow #so they’re alone in this infertile place with their secrets and their vulnerabilities and there’s no where to hide #and winter comes and goes four times a year #and the general becomes obsessed with the manager who he initially only thought was odd and unfortunate #nothing can live or grow here except her. he wants to cloister her away so he can admire her like a hothouse flower #he wants to tear apart anyone who would do her harm with his teeth #all grace and societal niceties vanish. what’s left is animal wanting; so intense it eclipses all else #sorry for the weird rant in the tags i am pmsing <3

[aquarri]

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#godsjbshssushjsns #‘based on whatever narrative you’ve managed to cook up’ #we’re talking about the azoffs correct??? um ok #i didn’t know 2023 was the year to defend millionaires that were handed everything (harry styles) to them on a silver platter #like i said stick to fics babe #this is all so they can’t call harry a bad person btw #they have to make the nasties look good so you can’t say harry’s bad for associating with them

[tiberius-kirks]

this is your sign to read through one of your forgotten cookbooks !!

#read through one today and was like oh. oh wait these all sound good and doable and healthy once i get the ingredience hold on #and was able to figure out dinner for tonight with what we already have with the cookbook as inspiration!!! #everyone drop your cookbook recs here !! #ill go first i was looking through carla lalli music's that sounds so good #and while i have mixed feelings on carla her cookbook is so good and each recipe has a list of potential substitutions for each ingredient #also i do like her way of cooking a lot of the time bc its very different than my current style and i need to mix things up now and again!

[jrueships]

brian, the new shoe manager and cookie's nice guy sweet little church boo that magic homoerotically dommed and destroyed out of sheer prideful bloodlust should DEFINITELY be looked into as a casting option for a sam cooke biopic bcs .. WOW??

LIKE AM I TRIPPING OR

#add the lil bump in his nose #and mwah 🥰🥰 #cooke in general has a littler nose #but more abt winning time... i am rlly enjoying it so far!!!! #i personally like the 4th wall breaks! #the style is rlly cute and quirky !! keeps ur attention #when it does stuff at the right time it's like OOO but sometimes it doesnt (alot of cuts..) but thats ok!! #i cant wait to see kareem and magic interact (im on ep 3 rn!!) they do such a good job at emphasizing kareems #'i know more than you.' attitude LMAO #i normally have a lovehate relationship with multiple character focuses but bcs all the ppl are meant to be viewed as #kinda immature and kinda shitty (either in a pos/neg sense.. it flips) i rlly like it cus it doesnt force u to like one specific person #everyone has flaws!!! #idk maybe i like it cus one of my fav books is the great gatsby lmao #norm refer kareem as cap whenever he wants his attention/wants to get something he wants... i know what you are . #magics mommy issues go insane #leos when they dont think someone they want proud of them isnt proud in the way they want them to showit/be #or in what THEY want them to be proud abt..... yikes. so the way he treats/views women and then the ppl close to him #.... ej please #him and brian shouldve been endgame instead that was quite hmm! cookie deserves better than the both of them tbh #dr buss or whatever reminds me of every guy who could save themselves with charm and no soul/hardwork #n that playb*y affliation immediately raised red flags. hes very interesting and irritable to watch i like it #AND I TOTALLY CALLED TARK THE SHARK BEING A TURK!!! thank u godfather ANYWAYS i love the show it's great #need more gayness... hope isiah shows up in season 2 so i can clap n whistle like a marvel endcredit character reveal #ZEKE WILL RETURN

[wereh0gz]

Started reading dungeon meshi and I genuinely have not been this invested in a manga in so long (or piece of media in general that wasn't related to Sonic in some way) I'm having the time of my life here

#ramblings #it's so good #the art is consistently good #the pace of the story feels just right so far #and all of the food looks so good it makes me wish fantasy monsters were real just so we could cook them #it's got me craving food made of stuff that doesn't even exist. how is that possible #also i haven't noticed anything fanservice-y so far which is SO refreshing like you don't even know #like i swear if i see anything with an anime style i can say with 99.99% certainty that either women or kids are sexualized #sometimes both. actually a lot of the time #i can just follow these characters and focus on their quest to save falin without being taken out of it by fanservice it's great #.. hope i'm not jinxing myself by saying all that lmao #idk i'm a good ways in and it still seems fine so i probably don't have anything to worry abt #anyways i wanna eat the treasure bugs

[lavenderyulu]

‘‘Fire? What fire?’‘

rich people can’t cook.

#i love swapping between my 3 different art styles #anyways half of the sycamore household is banned from the kitchen #which includes steven #actually steven is banned from every single kitchen in existance #do not eat anything he has made you will get food poisoning #speaking of which #i grinded out this art piece in spite of having a stomach virus #i suffer #also i constantly swap between ''alain is the only one out of the tsme trio who knows how to cook'' and ''none of the tsme trio can cook'' #depending on which one is funnier in said situation #but that said alain is still the most competent at making food out of the three of them #even if the bar isnt all that high #pokemon #pokeani #incombustibleshipping #pokemon steven #pokemon alain #trainer alain #the fact htat i end every post with ''im going to bed'' says something about my sleep schedule

[airenyah]

do you think that joong and dunk will get another show in 2024?

i have absolutely no idea, tbh. do i want one? yes. do i think we'll get one? i'm not even gonna try speculating because at the end of the day that decision lies with people on a completely different continent than me, with people that i have no influence on

#anon #asks #adrm #if it were up to me i'd have them do another show but a better written one this time!! #and something more serious and mature #as i said earlier i could totally see them agreeing to do something like only friends #tumblr user newyearknwwme also suggested a manner of death style show and yes!! that too!! #dunk's acting has also improved since simm #he still struggles with dramatic crying scenes but all in all his acting is more solid in ha compared to simm #i think he could learn even more from doing a more dramatic/serious show #aaaaanyway we're gonna have to be patient and wait for the gmmtv lineup for next year #in the meantime i'll distract myself with all the shows that are yet to come out and that i've been waiting for since the 2023 lineup #like!!​ we're only halfway through dangerous romance and only friends!! #and 23.5 degrees and cooking crush haven't even dropped yet!! #and if i miss joongdunk i'll just skip through their fluffy scenes in simm and hidden agenda cjcjfjjf