#they are so annoying and stink fr

[seatawinan]

#be my favorite #fluke gawin caskey #gawin caskey #pisaengkawi #krist perawat #*sam.gifs #be my favorite* #they are so annoying and stink fr

[sollattes]

Jealous HnL boys

note: the bold dialogues are the boys, and you're the italics

Hanaoka Fujio

-gets jealous but does not realise it

-gets really pouty and sulky when your attention is taken away from him

-follows you around like a lost puppy until he gets your attention back

-keeps the 'friendly' facade around the guy until the guy leaves and his smile just immediately drops

"I don't like him at all, and i couldn't care to know his name, so therefore, I would not be giving him a nickname. Hmph!" "Fujio I-"

Tsukasa takajo

-literally glares at anyone who goes near you within 5 feet

-already hates everyone's guts, so just imagine the hatred that he has for the guy who is flirting with you

-though he gets really jealous easily he tends to hide it all and act cool when in the inside he is already screaming for the guy to get lost or punch the guy when he tried to initiate physical contact with you

-acts all salty and needs to be persuaded after the whole incident

"I don't like this guy at all." "tsukasa, he is literally 6 ft away from me . What are you on?"

Todoroki yosuke

-doesnt really get jealous since he is secure in your relationship, and he is too proud to be jealous

-though he still can't help but feel possessive every time a guys would approach with romantic intentions

-doesnt wanna be too close, though still close enough to keep an eye on the guy if he tried anything

-if he can't take the jealousy anymore, he would just take you away without saying anything and distract you so you won't go back to the guy(not like you wanted to anyway)

"I wonder how many punches he can take?" "Yosu, I swear to god-"

Ueda sachio

-gets jealous easily, and everyone knows ot except you

-literally all smiles towards you, but once you look away, the leader of the housen killer corps appears

-makes sure to stay close to you in case the guy tries anything

-just has this terrifying and intimidating aura around him while he's behind you until the guy goes away, and when the guy does leave, it's all sunshine, rainbows, and daisies for sachio

*mumbling*"I'm gonna fucking kill this guy if he doesn't leave anytime soon" "chio? You said something?" "Nothing baby^^"

Odajima yuken

-like tsukasa, gets jealous really easily but hides it under his smartass facade

-since he is showing his smart ass facade, so expect a lot of back-handed compliments towards the guy

-makes you wear his sweater so everyone knows who they're messing with if they ever flirt with you

-is literally draped in you like sloth on a tree 24/7

"You know you're really good looking with this lighting." "But isn't it dark?" "Yu omg-"

Shida kenzo:

-gets jealous easily, but unlike tsukasa and yuken, he is not afraid to tell you that he's jealous

-momma's boy, so he basically knows what you might feel if he doesn't communicate his feelings (SHIDAKEN GREEN FLAG FR)

-you are his no.1 priority, so your comfort and emotions will always come first before his

-no filter at all. If he sees something wrong with the guy, he'll immediately point it out

"I'm sorry, but your breath really stinks." "kenzo, stop omfg-"

Shoji sameoka

-another momma's boy(it's my hc idfc) that is not afraid to tell you how he feels

-he will be gorilla glued to your side the whole time, and this is rare since shoji is not one for pda

-literally just side eyeing the guy the whole while occasionally letting out an annoying scoff

-his hands are just on your waist the whole time with the occasional rubs and squeezes to assure you that he is still there and can take you away any time you want

-is not afraid to tell the guy to fuck off if he had enough tolerating his shit

"Fuck off, go find someone else to bother with your bullshit" "shoji atleast let him finish-"

Misaki Mario(roah)

-now I don't why anyone would even try and flirt with you if they already saw roah with you but ig let's just say some dumbass really tried for the sake of the hc

-now roah would get jealous but not to the point that he'll get bothered by the feeling since he trusts you and knows you won't flirt back

-if he sees the guy being more and more eager to flirt he just uses his big figure to tower over the guys and intimidate him

-now if that doesn't work, which is rare, he won't hesitate to pull into his (ginormous)chest, keeping ou there until the guy gets a hint

"Honey, cmon, the kids are waiting." "roah, ssshhhh oml"

Mashii takehiko(mercy)

-mashi does gets jealous but won't tell instead he shows you

-he would also pull into his chest while talking 'friendly' threats to the guy

-he would puff smoke into the guy's face if the guy won't shut the fuck up

-he would puff smoke into your mouth while making out with you infront of the guy

"Cmon, let's make out in front of him." "And here I thought you didn't like pda, takehiko"

#high and low #high and low fic #high and low the worst #high and low the worst cross #hanaoka fujio #hanaoka fujio x reader #tsukasa takajo #tsukasa x reader #todoroki yosuke #todoroki yosuke x reader #ueda sachio #ueda sachio x reader #odajima yuken #odajima yuken x reader #shida kenzo #shidaken x reader #misaki mario #roah #sameoka shoji #sameoka shoji x reader #roah x reader #mashii takehiko #mercy x reader

[cleosertorikinnie]

WELCOME BACK TO HATING WIT NYA🗣️

On today’s episode we have…

Dareth :catdark:

This doodoo stain, fake ahh, wannabe ninja whore. I AUDHAIHELABELQJEIAHUSGDUS AUGHHSIAHEIAHDKWNDLANKENWNFBWKFBKWBDSKNDJSFHD

This guys very existence just bothers me. I need him to unexist NEOW

Now before I get. brutally attacjed by his gay ass, asslicking dickriders PLEASE EHEAR ME OUT

SEASON 6.

Season 6 was…. SO FUCKING ASS OMG I HATE IT SO MUCH.

and the fact that bro was. misogynistic “mind sticking around for a segment to teach girls how to apply makeup🥺” I will skin you alive and make you eat it. 🐜 “Oh mimimi you guys added a GIRL!!!!!! to the team🥺🤓” JUMPSCARE FEMALES!!!! HATE IT WHEN VAGJNA HAVING BITCHES EXIST!!!!!

He’s such a fucking loser. “Oh i’m a ninja☝️🤓🤓” jump up kick back whip around and kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNOYING AHH!!!!!! WHY DOES HE KEEP RETURNING.

Rizzless ahhbdishekwhdkanfkdj

me @ that useless ass ‘ninja’

HE’S JUST ACTUALLY SO ANNOYING I CANT IMMSJANELSJD.

When he first appeared I was like ‘Ok.. this might be silly..” BUT MO. I CAN’T HAVE A MOMENT OF PEACE WHY DOES HE HAVE TO EXIST QUIT IT.💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Also his personality is just ahh… HE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED SO BADLY💔💔💔💔💔 ITS SO CRINGE

“I’m the brown ninja yappa yappa yappa🥺🤓” Ok wheres ur elemental power? Where’s ur ninja training? WHERES YOUR ACTUALLY BEING PART OF THE TEAM U USELESS DISGUSTING NASTY FILLER CHARACTER!!!!!!!

He is the reason why I hate men/hj

I bet he fucking stinks too. I JUST KNOW HE SMELLS LIKE CHEAP ASS DEODORANT R SMTH IDK BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS

Lisyen ik that he’s been useful sometimes but that does take change the fact that he’s a weirdo and misogynistic.

People will stay defending his gross ahh just because he’s a MAN And I don’t like it☹️😒

See now if the roles were reversed../j

But seriously if it was a girl character hating on a man n allat peoppe woulf not SHUT UP ABOUT IT

BUT BCS HIS LOSER AHH IS A MAN. EVERYONE LIKES HIM????? BE SO FR RN😒😒😒😒😒😒

NOT TO MENTION HIS DESIGN IS JUST…🔥🔥🔥🔥

also his voice just annoys me so MUCH idk his tone is so irritating. IT MAKES ME WANNA OUNCH HIM

He has that ‘cool jock’ guy voice kinda… idk but it PISSES ME OFF.

Also I hate his fanbase SO MUCH!!!! WEIRD AHH PEOPLE😒😒😒 biggest dickriders ive ever seen man.

like yall will literally praise him eventho he’s sO ANNOYING AND LOWKEY PROBLEMATIC BE SO FR.

ALSO HIS HAIR IS UGLY. IT HAD TO BE SAID MAN I DONT MAKE THE RULES

He gives off 47 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hair oil, hair cream, soap, car oil, cat food, yappa yappa yappa yappa

#lego ninjago #ninjago #lego #hatingwithnya #ninjago dareth #dareth #ok im done #yapping

[moralesmilesanhour]

Ooh wait I forgot to do this. Seems like an appropriate time so [game show music plays]

Malika's official spiderverse ranking (REAL)!

(Excluding Miles G and Miles' family sorry guys)

Miles Morales ‼️

Duh. He's like, the Main Guy and the reason why most of us are here. He's weird!! He's lame!! He's smart and annoying about it!! Just like me fr 🔥🔥🔥 hope he gets therapy soon and maybe some meds

2. Hobie Brown

Lives up to his character description in every way possible. He IS an anarchist and he WAS in fact, "this cool the whole time". Bonus points for being the first guy to fuck off to his dimension the minute he did what he had to do (help the youth and ruin Miguel's day). Extra points for Gender

3. Pavitr Prabhakar

He just debuted and he's already got several iconic one-liners under his belt. Banger suit redesign and FAWK Marvel for that first costume ‼️ It's really the curly fringe that does it for me like EATTT

4. Margo Kess

Idgaf she's literally goated. Had she gotten more screen time slhe would've been number 3 tbh. She's here to slay and found a way to stay her ass at home while being part of an elite Spider Squad. Women in stem

5. Jessica Drew

"But she's on Miguel's side!" And wrdgaf 🤣 she beats bitches up not just with webs but with A MOTORCYCLE!! And she's one of the only Spideys not masked Jessica is literally here to clock in, do her job, and clock out. She's #real I can't take that away from her. Bonus points for Issa Rae

6. Spot

I know. Look, I KNOW. But this is quite literally one of the most genius and thematically-coherent supervillain reveals I have ever seen in a superhero movie. HE WAS THE BAGEL GUY I WAS SO GAGGED! I left the theater and had to stare at a wall like this is excellent usage of pre-existing comic book characters to further one of the movie's messages, which is to not underestimate people!

7. Gwen Stacy

DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR PUTTING HER BELOW SPOT I CAN EXPLAIN

Okay look, she's cool. She's a punk that does ballet and she is part of the Hailee Steinfeld Cool Girl Industrial Complex. But she hasn't done anything that blows my mind yet and she clearly wasn't taking Hobie's advice like girl sjdlslk. I also doc points for pissing me off so sorry to her. On god we gon get you a girlfriend and some therapy as well 🙏🏾

8. Miguel O'Hara

Ohh brother this guy STINKS‼️ But they went sooo crazy w his character design shout out to Kris Anka. Bonus points for Oscar Isaac but minus points again for throwing a trash can at a high schooler. He only eats cafeteria food and has NO BITCHES! But upon reading about his character backstory ive decided that this guy is so unhinged and pathetic that it is now comical. Therefore I can't hate him. LEWSER

9. Peter B Parker

Sorry peepaw we're gonna have to put you down. At least Miguel can say that he has strong principles and believes in his own flimsy theory out of trauma. Miguel also doesn't really know Miles, , but Peter MENTORED HIM. Bro literally helped train living, breathing proof that anything was possible and that there was no "right" way for Spider-Man's story to go and he still let Miguel convince him otherwise. YOU HAVE A BABY THAT WOULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT MILES! Sir you may be a genius but you are not smart. Then he has the nerve to insult this kid's intelligence multiple times like don't piss me off. The betrayal puts him lower than Miguel because you've disappointed me peepaw 💔 and put a coat on that baby. I love him but he SUCKS

That's it 🫶🏾 please don't take this too seriously these characters are not real and thus cannot read this and I'm also kind of joking here

#blabbering #semi shitpost

[miamiuh]

𝘠'𝘈𝘓𝘓!

so i just finished watching spy x family & i wanted to give my first impressions!

first of all, let me just say that this anime was one of the most wholesome shows i've seen. so many cute moments that had my heart jumping out my chest

now let's get on to my thoughts on a few of the characters...

ャ agent twilight/loid forger

• what an absolute dilf

• yor is crazy for not tonguing him down the minute she got a chance to, because if it were me.... BABYYYYY

• but on another note, for someone who doesn't/didn't aspire to have a family, he sure does make a damn good father/husband

• the way he tries his best to encourage anya & reassure yor, & how he corrects his parenting mistakes with anya >>>>>

• love a man that can actually acknowledge his mistakes & actively tries to correct them

• the man we truly all deserve, even if he's just pretending (he's still being sincere lol)

• obviously is getting attached to anya & yor, will eventually have to find a balance between being a spy & maintaining his "family", or will have to choose one or the other

• needs to learn how to say no, those side missions have him so exhausted

• really hope he doesn't end up hurting anya & yor (especially anya since she's grown to love him so much) once his mission is over

ャ yor forger/briar

• she's so pretty like are u fucking kidding me

• her co-workers are a bunch of hating ass bitches

• she better than me because i would have offed that blonde chick with the quickness for disrespecting me

• everyone who was on her ass for not having a boyfriend/husband at the age of 27 deserves the worst

• like she's still young asf smh they need to mind their business

• i love how much she cares for anya, she grew attached to her fairly quickly

• she needs to check her brother for acting like a weirdo

• like i understand you raised him & you love him but that behavior isn't normal sis

• she doesn't know how to cook either, she just like me!

• i have a feeling she's gonna get contracted to assassinate loid & i don't like that. reminds me of mr. & mrs. smith kinda lol

ャ anya forger

• such a cutie pie

• just wants to have a family & wants to be loved :(

• best believe if i had her powers i'd be reading people's minds 24/7 just to find out if their fake af lol

ャ damian desmond & his weird looking minions

• damian is a little annoying brat

• but fr why his friends look like that? they're parents must be cousins

ャ yuri briar

• he's cute, but batshit fucking crazy

• he's just strange like why are you acting like that over your sister

• like i understand being protective considering she's your only sister & she raised you, but you're doing entirely too much, stink

• he definitely has some weird incestuous feelings for yor, she gotta do something about him & she needs to do it QUICK before it gets out of hand

obviously there are more characters in the show, but it's late & i have work tomorrow morning so i'll stop here for now. but before i go, i have one last thing...

JEAN KIRCHSTEIN, IS THAT YOU??????

guess he left paradis & started a new life lmfao

#but no i really wasn't expecting a jean look alike in this show lol i was geeking out #probably gonna read the manga just bc i'm impatient #but fr this show was so cute tho like i'm crying #spy x family #agent twilight #loid forger #yor briar #yor forger #anya forger #yuri briar #damian desmond #jean kirchstein #anime

[wonwoonlight]

Mingyu – strangers to lovers + “I’m annoyed, to say it mildly”

1k~ words - a thousand starlights event

To be completely honest, you were skeptical when Lisa has once again set you up on a blind date. Her heart is in a good place, on a mission to find you the perfect man after you complain about wanting a boyfriend. It’s holiday season and you get particularly lonely during this time; all you see is couples, couples, and more couples.

But, realistically speaking, the few blind dates she’s set you up with… well… it hasn’t gone that well because they’re all there because they thought they’d get information on Lisa out of you. You can’t really blame them, nor can you blame your friend for this. But the least you can tell her is that it hasn’t gone well.

Now when you find the man supposedly named Kim Mingyu sitting on the designated table your waiter has brought you to under your name, you believe he’s sat on the wrong table.

But when he introduces himself as Lisa’s friend and assures you that you are supposed to meet him, you can’t really say anything against that. You timidly sit on the seat across him, subtly stealing glances at the tall man in front of you. He’s easily one of the most handsome you’ve ever laid your eyes on–why would someone who looks like him need a blind date?

Perhaps he, too, was just trying to do Lisa a favour and wishes to get into her good side.

“Hi,” he calls your name, and you’re glad that at least his smile doesn’t look forced nor incredibly polite like your past few blind dates’ were. “I’ll just be honest and say I’ve seen you a lot on Lisa’s instagram and it’s nice to finally meet you.”

You blink at his words, Lisa didn’t even give you a picture of Mingyu when she told you about this date but Mingyu himself has seen you? You did try to look him up, but the only Mingyu on Lisa’s following list is on private and his profile picture is just his shillouthe under the sunset.

What aesthetic.

“Well that makes it awkward,” you smile a little, nervous under his stare. “I… don’t think I’ve seen you around?”

His laughter greets your ears, and it’s just so easy to get lost in that you didn’t realize Mingyu had finished his words.

“I’ve just got back from Japan, actually,” he says, telling you he went there to study photography and stayed for more after he finished university. “Figure it’s about time to come back home. I’ve only been back for two weeks at most.”

“And you’re already on a blind date,” you say before you realize, about to say you don’t mean it in a bad way when Mingyu simply laughs once more. Any dates you had before him would probably give you the stink eye or get stiff at the comment, but Mingyu shakes his head as his laughter dies down, a twinkle in his eyes when he looks back at you.

“I do like meeting new people,” he shrugs, not the least bothered by your comment. You don’t seem like the type to judge, anyway. “And I don’t see why I should waste my time when Lisa said she’s been setting you up on a blind date.”

You choke on your drink at his words, has Lisa been telling people you’re single and desperate?

“Oh God, are you okay?” he immediately sits straight, handing you a napkin until he realizes why you’re so startled. “Jeez, that came out wrong. It’s just–ugh, well, I asked about you and Lisa said she can introduce me to you if I want. Don’t worry, she doesn’t announce to everyone she meets that she’s on a mission to get you a boyfriend.”

“You… asked about me?” you make sure, wondering if you hear wrong.

“Yeah,” he scrunches his nose, embarrassed. “I see you on Minghao’s post too sometimes, and now that I’m back here I figured why not seek you out if I could?”

“That doesn’t sound creepy at all,” you joke despite the way your heart flutters at the revelation. Mingyu grins, once again proving to you that he’s not offended, already able to grasp your humor code though it hasn’t even been an hour since you’ve met him.

You stand up to excuse yourself to the bathroom, barely even walked two steps from your table when some guy bumps into you and immediately glares at you before you even have the chance to apologize despite it’s clear to anyone that he’s the one not looking.

“Don’t you have eyes?” he scoffs rudely, eyeing you up and down.

Without wasting a second, it’s Mingyu who interferes, protectively standing between you and the rude stranger. “Don’t you? I’d appreciate it if you don’t yell at my girlfriend when it’s you who bumped into her.”

He looks like he wants to say more, but between Mingyu’s towering figure and the way his friend is already telling him to drop it, the guy just scoffs once more before he begrudgingly turns around.

“Mingyu?” you softly pull the sleeve of his jacket, not wanting people to look further. “Let’s go sit back down?”

“Well, I’m annoyed, to say it mildly,” he frowns, taking a sip of his water. “Don’t people have manners nowadays?”

“It’s fine,” you give him a small smile, his words from earlier still ringing in your mind. “Thank you for standing up for me, boyfriend.”

Mingyu still has it in him to look embarrassed, mumbling about how it’s just easier to call you that so the guy would back off immediately. This side of him is endearing, you decide, and you can’t help but reach out for his hand resting on the table, planting yours on top of it as you mutter a ‘thank you’ to let him know you don’t mind at all and you appreciate the act just the same.

He doesn’t hesitate to shift his hand so he’s the one holding your hand, and when his smile grows wider the moment his eyes meet yours, you can’t help but think about ways to thank Lisa for setting up this date.

So much for being skeptical.

©wonwoonlight – all rights reserved.

#mingyu fluff #seventeen scenarios #seventeen fic #seventeen fluff #seventeen scenario #seventeen x reader #svt fic #seventeen oneshot #seventeen imagines #svt scenarios #mingyu scenario #mingyu oneshot #mingyu scenarios #mingyu fic #seventeen imagine #seventeen au #a thousand starlights masterlist

[fanficflaneuse]

Sleepless

A/N: Hello, magical tumblr beings. First of all, I can't to thank you enough for all your love and support on my very first imagine ever (you can check it out here). I wrote yet another fluffy, sickly-sweet, absolutely self indulgent imagine. I hope you like this one as well! 

Details: 

Draco Malfoy x reader (she/her pronouns). 

Words: 1689 

Summary: the reader has insomnia and decides to roam the castle in the middle of the night. Fluff ensues. 

Disclaimers: so Draco’s characterization here was a bit of a problem. It still bothers me a bit. This is fluffy and a bit pointless. Mentions of Dolores Umbridge. 

(Y/N) got tired of tossing and turning in bed. The soft snoring of her roommates only made things worse. She peaked through the curtains of her four-poster bed and saw Hermione sleeping. Her best friend had fallen in the arms of Morpheus a while ago.  And there she was, unable to close her eyes as the night seemed to stretch infinitely.

(Y/N) couldn’t remember a time in her life when she hadn’t suffered from insomnia. Usually, the sleeping draught helped her, but these days the stress around her was so overpowering she hadn’t even ventured into Madam Pomfrey’s realm for a small dose.

This year things were agitated to say the least. Pained by the tragedy at the Triwizard Tournament, Harry insisted that Voldemort was back. People were harsh. They mocked him, spread rumours about how he had lost his mind, accused him of lying. Some even claimed that he had murdered Cedric Diggory. She was one of Harry’s closest friends and she had her own reasons to believe him, which meant she was also a member of Dumbledore’s Army.

If the strain of running an underground society wasn’t enough, the fact that Dolores Umbridge had taken over the school gave plenty of reasons to drive anyone mad. The sickly-sweet pink lady was one of the most hateful people (Y/N) had ever met. She seemed to have taken a bow to make students’ lives miserable. She was dead set against Harry and the three people she, rather contemptuously, referred to as his “dream team”, which, of course, included her, along with Hermione and Ron.

The icing on the cake? (Y/N) had a crush. An annoying, deeply confusing crush on the one boy she definitely shouldn’t be ogling at. She blamed Snape for this. Hadn’t he decided that (Y/N) and Hermione had to be separated in his class, she wouldn’t have to seat next to the most hands...stupid and obnoxious Slytherin in the whole school. She wouldn’t have to talk to him every day, notice the little gestures that made him seem so vulnerable, so human. How his big grey eyes could hold so much emotion. How he had expressive eyebrows. How the corners of his lips curled just slightly in an awkward attempt to the friendly to her. How he’d fumble with his family ring and pout when he was confused. How he had this one single curl that wouldn’t be tamed regardless of how he combed his blond hair. How he would always treat her with kindness, albeit with a bit of playful cockiness, even when he was horrible to her friends.

Yes, it was totally Snape’s fault. Now, she not only had to deal with the butterflies and the blushing, the typical embarrassment of such situations, but also the guilt of liking a guy who’d call her best friends horrible slurs and created elaborate campaigns to discredit and embarrass them. What was wrong with her? She felt like a traitor.

If Ron thought Cho Chang could explode from an emotional overload, (Y/N) felt she could combust then and there.

Tired of being in bed, she pushed her covers and stood up. She slid into her linen night robe and slippers and left the room, swiftly and silently as a cat. It was not the first time (Y/N) roamed through the castle late at night. Walking helped to ease her mind and she found that the castle seemed more beautiful and enthralling the darker and lonelier it was.

(Y/N) was so distracted she didn’t realize she had unconsciously walked all the way to the astronomy tower. She decided to climb up, something she had never done in all of her nightly rounds. Once she walked through the door, (Y/N)’s gaze met those stormy grey eyes that gave her both butterflies and heartache at the same time. She gulped and took a few steps back. If she could’ve guessed, she probably looked terrified at the moment; he was, after all, part of Umbridge’s inquisitors.

“(Y/N) wait,” he said softly.

“Will you report me with Umbridge?” she asked, panicky.

“What? No. I just… what are you doing here?”

“I can’t sleep,” she shrugged.

She turned around to leave when she heard him whisper a “me neither” that sounded a bit desperate. She pictured his lips curled down ever just slightly and, finding the image adorable, decided to turn around. (Y/N) found him fiddling with his ring, which made her smile. He looked so shy and a cute that she couldn’t believe it was the same guy who could make her knees buckle with one of his infamous cocky smirks. She walked towards him while crossing her arms, suddenly self-conscious of her choice of outfit.

“Why so shy?” he asked, trying to go back to his cocky, confident persona, complete with checking her out. He thought he had nailed it until she raised an eyebrow in response, which made him cringe at his choice of words.

Draco Malfoy was used to having his walls so frighteningly high it was conflicting for him to interact with someone he actually wanted to let in. With her, her smart questions, her kind smile, the way he treated him as an equal and how she seemed to be interested in what he actually had to say, he felt the façade crumbling to bits. With his walls down, though, his “suave” persona turned a bit to dust. Around her, he felt dorky. Draco Malfoy dorky? Merlin, if his father knew this.

“Why can’t you sleep?” she asked absentmindedly, completely disregarding his last question. He noticed how her gaze shifted to the sky, her face full of wonder. He looked back at the stars as well and spotted Orion immediately.

“I have a lot in my mind,” he answered, “what about you?”

“Me too,” she answered.

“That’s Taurus, right?” she asked, pointing at the wrong constellation.

Draco smiled. Whenever they finished their work with a few minutes to spare, they would seat down and talk about their interests. Astronomy and Greek mythology were amongst the many topics they covered. He shared his knowledge on the first and learned about the later.  

The conversation then changed topics and they found themselves sitting on the floor, backs against the railing, sharing laughs and jokes and experiences. It was the first time they had the chance to have a full-on conversation, to ramble, laugh and be unapologetically friendly. Usually, their conversations ended after the bell rang. Tonight, they could talk for as long as they wanted to. Make each other blush as many times as they wanted to. Seat as incredibly close to each other as they wanted to. No one was waiting for the outside of the classroom, nobody would judge or mock them for being friendly with the other. Suddenly, (Y/N) was not mad that the night seemed to stretch infinitively.

“So, you believe Potter,” Draco pointed out.  

There was a bit of fake annoyance in his voice.  The conversation taken a more serious tone when she mentioned something about his inquisitorial squad.

“He is my best friend,” (Y/N) answered, shrugging once again.

“Pansy is my best friend and I don’t believe half of the things she says,” Draco stated, trying to light up the mood once again. He mentally patted his back when (Y/N) laughed.

“If there is one person that truly knows Harry is not lying it’s you, Draco”.

She said this without a trace of malice in her voice. She was merely stating a fact. Draco could’ve pretended he was offended, he could’ve scoffed and stormed off, how dare she imply he and his family had something to do with the Dark L Volde You Know Who? He could use that to stand up, close that door and never see her again, not have to deal with the terrible crush he had on her. But here’s the thing, he didn’t want to do any of that. He wanted to keep talking to her now and every single day. He wanted to see if she felt that same tickling in his stomach whenever he was around. And he wanted to kiss her. So so badly.

Besides, everybody knew his parents had connections to the Dark Lord. And his father…his father had been acting rather strangely when he got back home from his fourth year. He had talked nonsense all summer. It hadn’t taken him too long to connect the dots. He knew Voldemort was back. There was no doubt about it. But until he decided to reveal himself, he had to play his part. And thus, the whole Potter stinks campaign had started.

“(Y/N/N)…” he looked down, sad and ashamed.

She put her hand on his arm and their eyes met again. Draco was transfixed. (Y/N)’s heart was pounding hard on her chest. She leaned in slowly, trying to catch a glimpse of his reaction. Their noses were almost touching. She put one of her hands gently on Draco’s cheek and he leaned into her touch. The both closed their eyes as their lips finally touched. The kiss was slow at first, a bit shy even. But then they got comfortable with each other, his hands travelled to her waist, the hand that wasn’t on his cheek tangled in his blond hair. The kiss became hungrier. He bit her lip, she slithered her tongue into his mouth.

When they finally pulled away, Draco looked at (Y/N)’s flushed face and found himself absolutely smitten.

“I fancy you, Draco” she blurted out.

Draco gave her a huge, wholehearted smile. She smiled back.

“I fancy you too, (Y/N/N),” he said as he caressed her hair softly.

The kissed again and again, sweet chaste kisses and pecks that made them both erupt in giggles. Draco felt on cloud nine. (Y/N) couldn’t believe what was happening. That night, they didn’t speak of every possible way in which things could possibly go wrong. They didn’t talk about Draco’s concerns and certainties, about the war to come. They didn’t talk about (Y/N)’s guilt about her friends. They just kissed and talked and held each other all night.

And it was a beautiful night.

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Moving day (Harry potter)

They say that any move can be stressful and the adjustment period of living with new roommates can be hard for the first few days, even if your new roomies happen to be your older twin brothers. And not making things any easier though they of course love and support you, is that your boyfriend is coming with you for the move, and as such you had to tell them about the special arrangement. Still stories over the phone apparently didn't fully paint a picture and now Ron and Draco are waiting for the twins to stop staring and let them in. The twins themselves were wearing matching white t-shirts and blue jeans. Ron was in a loose and long sleeved black shirt and black cargo pants, and Draco took the cake. what with the pure blood ex bully being in green cover all's (with crotch snaps!) and a black t-shirt it looked like under the cover-all's. and by how swollen and BIG Draco's crotch and rear looked, the boy was easily rocking 3 nappies. "Interesting..fashion choice." George said finally. "Inner child and all that." Fred said.

Getting Draco inside Ron got his big baby of a boyfriend sat down in the living room to get to know his unca's better while Ron went and unpacked, not a easy job to do since they were making use of a magic suitcase so there was at least a few hours worth of work needed for Ron to do. If your wondering why Draco wasn't helping with the unpacking well, He was a little guy in more ways then attire and a bored/grumpy Draco trying to be 'helpful' never ended well. He could of had one of the twins help him but with it being their first time watching Draco, he figured 2 on 1 gave them a fighting chance against his bratty baby boy.

"So..Cripes..you really wear nappies huh?" Fred asked,leaning down for a closer look at the bulky seat of Draco's overall's and nappies. Draco, who had been leaning forward to get some of the baby blocks they had for him to play with gave a annoyed look as this was the 5th time Fred had asked that. deciding that those who get that close to his butt with no care about their own safety deserved what they got and scrunched up his face. George realized what was happening and started to cry out a warning. "Fred wait get back from hi-" but at last the cry came too late and indeed only made things worse. Fred's poor mouth had opened, and with the distraction from George, Draco moved his diapered rear backwards, almost in slow motion and finished his long sputtering but muffed fart on his unca's face. With the deed done and Fred on his back and gagging, George glared at Draco. "what cha do that for?" he demanded, folding his arms. "But unca George, I'm just a widdle boy and NEED my diapies, Unca Fred should of realized he was playing with fire.. or gas." Draco said, doing his best 'i'm so cute you can't stay mad at me' faces and voices. and unlike Ron who had seen them all and could resit, This was Georges first and he instantly melted. "well,m just don't let it happen again. Do you want some ice cream?" George asked Draco of course knew he wasn't suppose to have any, ice cream made him a super duper pooper..Butttt He was just a little boy and lessons had to be learned all around. Fred finally got up and like wise was about to throttle Draco but the power of the puppy look and he was de fanged as well and went to go and smash up some cookies to crumble over Draco's ice cream. '..heh..yeah. I could get used to this~' he thought.

Ron had been hard at work for a hour and came out to get a glass of juice from the fridge. he noticed Draco was nuzzled on the crotch with his brother and smiled, he was glad they were getting along and didn't wanna say anything to spoil their fun. chugging his juice down and getting a refill, Ron just happened to look in the sink and froze, seeing three dirty bowls that had clearly had ice cream in them. "Ohhhh No. No no no.." Ron said, a knot forming in his tummy. coming out of the kitchen and hurrying to look out into the living room he heard the first poot and toyed with just running before the smell reached him. cries of disgust and whimpers of pain were heard and it delayed Ron enough that he didn't escape the stink field in time and was welcomed to the truly rotten smell of a lactose intolerant like Malfoy having dairy. Nose hairs burning and eyes watering Ron sighed and headed for ground zero. Fred and George were each half out a window, Fred on the left and George on the right. Draco not surprisingly was squatting down and hunching, fists closeted and gritting his teeth. from the look of focus on his face and the sweat you'd almost swear he was doing a power up from a anime. at least till you noted the massive diaper that had forced the crotch snaps open (and Ron looked and noticed some of the buttons on the floor) Spotting Ron in the door way Draco started to cry out daddy, but it was over taken with a guttural groan as a cramp hit him. the diaper, which was already racing for his knee caps jumped in size and Ron found himself glad he hadn't taken Harry's advice and gone with muggle diapers, they'd of had a blow out by now! "D-Daddy tummy hurt!" Draco whined and whimpered, tears going down his cheeks and holding out his hands as his knees wobbled. technically Ron should of let Draco suffer, to enjoy the spoils of his win at getting ice cream and suffer butttt...that just wasn't the kinda daddy Ron was. conjuring up a clothes pin for his own nose, and a dummy with a large rubber teat that found it's way into Draco's mouth, Ron came over and hugged the stinky boy. He also once he noticed the twins were trying to escape out the windows, shut them on the twins trapping them but not hurting them. well, not hurting them till anther spell had the back of their knickers get yanked up for twin wedgies. "OWWW! Stoppp Ron knock it off!" "we'll get you back for this!" "mmmmhmmm. I'll be back to free you after I change Draco..or I can let you two go now and you can change him." Ron said, smirking. "...You know, after the first 10 seconds this feels kinda nice." Fred said. "Could do this all day." added George. "For the record you two will be changing him at some point." Ron laughed. "Now hold on.." George started. "You never warned us about him being like..THAT every time that he goes!" Fred protested. "Hmm? oh he's not. but you dipsticks let him have dairy when he's lactose intolerant. reap what you sew." "..If he knew he couldn't handle it then why did he have three bowls of it!?!" "because he's a baby duh. he just likes yummy things and doesn't think about later." A whine from behind and Ron smiled at the huffing Draco who with one last watery fart seemed to be done..and oh my. the diaper had gotten SO shit swelled that it looked like something out of a cartoon show, Draco had basically made a bean bag chair of sorts! in fact if he hadn't of just stopped pooping he might of been picked off the ground! "Jesus sweetie, you have any bones left in you?" Ron asked fascinated and semi worried at the same time. (and maybe a little pride, that was his boy who had just made a super big present.)

The only way to move him at this point was a levitation spell and Draco hated it. the damn things always made him queasy to his belly even though he'd been used to moving much faster during a quditch game. Still there was no way to change him in the house without getting the mess everywhere and his new uncles seemed to have a high enough stone way around the back of their large yard. "oh look, they have a garden back here..you can provide all the fertilizer from now on!" Daddy teased and Draco tried to glare but the cheating bastard tickled the big babies tum tum making him giggle around the paci. Sat down slowly with a loud squish and a horrible smell being released, Draco whined and held his own nose and waved a hand. "heh, yeah buddy, Stinky.":Ron chuckled then opened his diaper. stinky as it was, Draco couldn't help but giggle even in the outdoor setting as Ron turned green in the face. charming a gas mask onto his face daddy was apparently ok and Draco huffed and crossed his arms. "No fair! cheating!" was what he wanted to say, but just gibberish came out instead because he also refused to let the dummy out of his mouth.

45 minutes later (give or take a century from Ron's POV) and the little guy was all cleaned up and his 'treasure' so to speak disposed of. The twins had manage to get free by seeing what Ron had been dealing with they decided to hold back on their revenge so they wouldn't have to change Draco today. Or at least that was the plan but after carrying Draco in just his diapers (him sitting on Ron's lap, snuggling into him and looking more like a little toddler then the high school graduate he was) when Ron came out of their room, Draco was hiding behind him and still had the dummy in his mouth.  just he was sucking on it BIG time and almost giving the twins ideas. then Ron stepped out of the way and the twin's jaws dropped. If his first outfit had been shocking, and his just diapered look adorable, this look was kinda sexy and having the twins who had considered themself hetero till just seconds again were desperately trying to justify thoughts of what they wanted to do with Draco. "Boys..let me introduce the other side of your new nephew..his niece side." Ron chuckled.

Draco's cheeks were bright red, daddy had promised no sissy stuff around his brothers but said this was his punishment for being a little piggy! So now his short blond hair had a light pink bow in it, he was wearing a very short little girl party dress, complete with a bow on the back that daddy had to tie and of course was a mixture of different shades of pink. whine knee high socks were on him and a pair of black Mary janes on his feet. 'At least daddy didn't put make up on me this time." Draco sulked around his paci, waddling forward with the same bulky cloth and rubber pants he'd had before. His his Mary-janes making a clip clack sound on the floor Draco got in front of his unca's and griping the hem of his dress, curtsy and bowed his head. "so..you two think you can try this again and NOT fuck it up?" Ron asked. "I uh..I.." Fred stammered, apparently locked up in resisting the urge to fawn over the little cutie. "You know Fred, i think we could do a smash up job this time. even handle any diaper changes!" George said. "Glad to hear. no take backies." Ron said and turned to go back into Draco and his room to finish working. as he turned a low rumbling sound was heard that turned into a series of wet farts. "Uhhh Ron?" Fred squeaked out as the back of Draco's diaper ballooned out from under the dress. "No take backsies. " was all Ron said then shut the door. "...Still think letting them move in was a good idea?" "Oh shut up!"

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My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite

Summary: When Korede’s dinner is interrupted one night by a distress call from her sister, Ayoola, she knows what’s expected of her: bleach, rubber gloves, nerves of steel and a strong stomach. This’ll be the third boyfriend Ayoola’s dispatched in, quote, self-defence and the third mess that her lethal little sibling has left Korede to clear away. She should probably go to the police for the good of the menfolk of Nigeria, but she loves her sister and, as they say, family always comes first. Until, that is, Ayoola starts dating the doctor where Korede works as a nurse. Korede’s long been in love with him, and isn’t prepared to see him wind up with a knife in his back: but to save one would mean sacrificing the other. (Taken from Goodreads)

Our Ratings:  

 → Geena:  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️🌗 

 → Kae: ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️🌗 

Overall: 

My Sister, the Serial Killer is a thriller that delivers 😤 Oyinkan Braithwaite does an amazing job delving into the psyche of our main character even though there’s only a few hundred pages to this book. In addition, we also get a sense of every other character’s personalities (with some bias since it is first person). There’s wild plot twists and an ending that leaves your brain reeling! We highly recommend this book, it’s a quick read and pretty entertaining. 

~ Spoiler-full discussion below ~

The Good: 

→ The story

Kae: So, we start off with Korede receiving a call from her sister, Ayoola. She has killed another man and has class her big sister to help clean up her mess. Korede, as tired of her sisters shit as she is, drives to her sisters now DEAD boyfriends house to help dispose of the body. Her sister is always claiming self-defense, but Korede isn’t so sure. She’s a bit of an obsessive cleaner, so she scrubs his house clean, they throw his body in the river and continue on about their lives. Korede, not as easily as her sister. Korede is a nurse who has a crush on one of the doctors, Tade, who is just GOD’S FINEST MAN, according to Korede. Not in those words, but you get what I’m sayin’.  

Geena: SHE DESCRIBED HIM LIKE THE MAN OF EVERY GIRL’S DREAM

Kae: Boom! This is true. She’s madly in love with him. He can sing, is tall dark and handsome, and has a smile that outshines the sun. BUT, Korede is not conveniently attractive and is often overlooked by her beautiful sister, Ayoola. Though Korede doesn’t mind, it still irked me that everyone assumed she was jealous of Ayoola. They also treated Korede like the ugly duckling and I DID NOT like that shit AT ALL. 

Geena: Kae really hit all the main points, and I agree… I HATED how Korede was treated and looked at. Everyone around her seemed to look down on her (even her own mother???). Regardless of how she’s been treated due to her comparison to Ayoola, Korede loves her sister (like why else would she help hide 3 of her murders lmao) and would do ANYTHING (obviously) for her. Though that takes a hit when Ayoola waltzes into her hospital and the doctor she had a crush on falls head over heels for her. It’s just a wild ride from there as the doctor Korede thought was so perfect… just…. Rots??? LIKE HOW DO WE DESCRIBE THAT… His perfect man façade just fades as the story progresses. I really liked how the story progressed and we got to see how Korede’s opinions and thoughts change over the course of the novel like yaaas girl men ain’t shit!

Kae: Basically, yes men ain't shit and I love how his character just deteriorates in front of our eyes. That’s good writing because at first, I too was like “yaaaas, a perfect man!” then I was like “Ew, it stinks in here. Smell like funky ass Tade.” with that funky ass personality. 

→ Muhtar and Femi

Geena: DESPITE MY EARLIER POINT ABOUT MEN AIN’T SHIT, two men in this story were okay. Given that one was in a coma for half the book, and the other dead. Femi is the man that Ayoola murders at the start of the book, we learn about him as Korede keeps track of his family and how they react to his “disappearance.” Femi was a Soft Boy™ that wrote poetry and was lowkey jacked (according to Korede as she helped wrap his corpse). Femi essentially haunts Korede’s conscious, like the first man that Ayoola has murdered that wasn’t an absolute bag of shit (once again… according to Korede). I also liked how Femi’s voice in Korede’s head was the loudest when she was the most anxious about Ayoola murdering Tade… but as the novel progresses we hear less from ‘Femi’. AND LIKE…. OYINKAN IS SUCH A GOOD AUTHOR… all these subtleties that I didn’t even notice till now.. 

Kae: GEENA, YOUR MIND. I didn’t even peep that until you said it. But yes, to all of it! And now, we have Muhtar. Muhtar is a patient that’s been a coma for a few months that Korede has been caring for. She also talks to him about the murders her sister commits and how she helps clean the mess. You’d think this is alright because Muhtar has been in a coma for months, so he won’t tell anyone. WELL DING DONG, YOU ARE WRONG…. Kind of. Because my boy wakes up and he remembers damn there everything. Korede is shook (but I saw it coming hehehehe) so she then begins to avoid him. But, he requests her. He thinks her voice is what saved him and kept him alive while he was in a deep, comatose sleep. She begins to learn that he is a professor and that his wife was MAYBE TOTALLY POSSIBLY (absolutely) having an affair with his brother while he was knocked tf out. Korede is nervous because Muhtar remembers everything, but he assures her that he will not tell her secret. But he DOES tell her that continuing to aid her sister is going to destroy her little by little. He’s kind of right. But he, along with Femi, is a voice of reason for her. Muhtar is also one of the few people that treats Korede like a decent human being. He never mentions her appearance or if he thinks of her as a bad person. In his eyes, she is his angel that saved him from completely drowning in the sea of darkness that was his coma. We stan Muhtar! He even wanted to stay in touch with Korede after he recovered, but Korede reluctantly, burned his number. She wanted to leave him in the past, like all the murders she helped clean up. 

Geena: Ugh yes, I was thinking that maybe Korede saw Muhtar as an uncle/father figure, because their own father was absolutely garbage like…. TW for reading this book because their father is honest to god the WORST. I feel like if she had kept his number and talked to him she would’ve been able to break out of the toxic cycle of helping her sister get away with murder but I guess it wasn’t in her fate :(

The Bad :  

→ Korede 

Geena: Our heroine is UNFORTUNATELY the bad of the book. We sympathized with her a lot, she was the eldest sibling that always got the short end of the stick both at home and work, but she was expected to be perfect nonetheless. Yet, as the story progresses and the solutions to her problems become glaringly obvious (pls turn in ur sister… even though at this point your complicit) Korede turns a blind eye and continues to fall under the influence of Ayoola. We had hoped that by the end of the series Korede would have realized that blood isn’t thicker than water…. But :// I MEAN I understand why narrative wise but IT STILL WAS FRUSTRATING like…. 

Fate: *presents the perfect chance for Korede to be free of Ayoola*

Korede: *slips on sunglasses* suddenly… I can’t read 

Kae: Yeah, I sympathized with Korede a lot. Like, she was always overlooked, talked down to, and treated like she was less than. But she’s honestly the true definition of “ride or die” *ba doom tiinnngg*. I do wish that even if she didn’t turn in her sister, she would’ve at least moved out of her toxic home away from her murderous and toxic ass sister. Like Geena said, she had the perfect opportunity to solve her probbies, but she just kept up with the shits. THOUGHHHHH. Her sister DID attempted to kill Tade and failed and that kind of backfired. Ayoola claims Tade was beginning to think Korede killed Femi and Ayoola was like “oh shit…” then stabby stabby, missed him, BOOM. He stabs her instead. It’s a whole thing but they get out of it. Blame it on Tade. Self defense and all that jazz. But YES, I’ve gone off topic. Korede got stuck like chuck. 

Geena: LMAO YES KAE WORDED IT PERFECTLY! And now that you mention it… I’m like…. What did Ayoola say that led Tade to believe that Korede killed Femi 👀 Ayoola was fr gaslighting our poor girl the whole time like… OKAY I KINDA WANNA TALK ABOUT AYOOLA BC HOLY SHIT THAT GIRL…. HOW U GONNA CASUALLY LICK ICE CREAM WHILE LOOKING THE SISTER OF THE MAN U KILLED IN HER FACE AND BE LIKE “OMG IS THERE ANY NEWS?” LIKE……. WHERE IS HER OSCAR? AND HER JAIL SENTENCE… My mind was REELING… Also, I GUESS Korede’s choice makes sense, she chose to protect Ayoola since they were kids (from their shitty ass dad) and I guess that trauma just forced her to follow the same path. 

The Ugly: 

→ Tade 

Kae: Geena was so right about everything she said about Ayoola. HONESTLY. TRULY. Now, Tade… Tade, Tade, Tade. Not gonna lie, I was swooning right along with all the other ladies at the beginning of the book. He was described as the perfect gentleman. He is basically what every girl (or boy or anything in between or not) would want. Then, as the story progresses, we see Tade as well… a fuck boy. Like, backtracking a bit, Ayoola mentioned that Tade was just like the rest. He saw a pretty face and nothing else. And well, Ayoola was right. He didn’t know shit about Ayoola, her little quirks, or even what she liked. He just thought she was pretty and was ready to put a ring on it. He began to ignore Korede, only talk to her if it was about Ayoola, and eventually came to speculate that Korede was the one to kill Femi. He thought like this because he grouped pretty faces with lovely things, and well… ugly faces with ugly things… Like murder and jealousy. We slowly began to see that Tade was just like the rest of them and that was ANNOYING AS SHIT. ESPECIALLY when he starts getting up Korede’s ass, saying she’s a bad sister and jealous and bitter. Korede was nothing but nice to his STANK ASSSSSS and in the end, he couldn’t even be nice in return. MIND YOU. He’d only known Ayoola for like a month or two, but had known Korede for like a year or so. Annoying. 

Geena:  HARD AGREE ON EVERYTHING KAE SAID, because holy shit Tade deteriorated faster than Femi’s corpse. He really saw Ayoola once and forgot about Korede. Our girl out here used to COOK for his dumbass… She used to listen to him talk about everything, and Korede was ready to give him the world. The funniest part in the whole book was when Tade is going batshit crazy because he finds out that Ayoola cheated on him and Korede sees his condition and was like pathetic.jpeg… But they share a moment there??? And Korede tries to tell him that Ayoola is a serial killer and Tade is like “I KNEW YOU WERE A BACKSTABBING BITCH!!”  while Korede was like… the only stabbing bitch here is Ayoola but alright. Not to mention when he brings out the ring for Ayoola and he’s talking like a crackhead about how much he loves Ayoola and Korede asks “Oh, so what do you like about her.” *CUE SILENCE* Tade is like “OH you know she’s super pretty and I wanna be with her.”......... like……… if that ain’t the most fuckboi shit……… I guess that was the point Korede was like “men ain’t shit!!!!” making it easier for her to just turn him over to the cops when he stabs Ayoola. GOD he was fucking annoying, kinda disappointed that Ayoola didn’t kill him :/// hoo boy thinkin bout that man gives me a headache… the absolute stupidity……………. Korede was wearing them heavy rose-coloured glasses at the start of the book and we got to read them shatter so that was a good touch!

→ Ayoola

Kae: AYOOLA. The perfect, pretty little sociopath. This girl is honestly something else. Sometimes I would have to scoff at the gall of this girls ability to not give a single fuck. Ayoola really murdered Femi, called Korede, then was just chillin on her phone or whatever while Korede cleaned up the mess. She has to have this like, impulse feeling where she hears Kill Bill sirens and sees red, then just straight up STABS OL’ DUDE and then she’s back to normal like “oops, I did it again.” and this bitch just be like WELP GOTTA CALL BIG SISSY TO HELP ME la dee daaa. She even participated in Femi’s hashtag on Insta. Home girl was DANCING IN HER ROOM after killing him. This would honestly make a great movie, ngl. 

Geena: YOU’RE SO RIGHT IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE, I’d pay to see this made. God.. Ayoola was actually psycho just after a week she murders her bf she decides to go on to the next one? Like girl wasted NO time moving on, even though the whole time she was with Tade she was, like Kae said, participating in Femi’s Insta hashtag like “omg where is my man :(((“. ALSO the way she expects Korede to not question her after she kills a man? Korede will simply insinuate that Ayoola murdered someone and this girl would be like “YOU SEE ME AS A MONSTER????? IS THAT HOW IT IS?” Making Korede feel bad and backtrack. ALSO, like Kae mentioned…. AYOOLA WAS NEVER STRESSED??? Even when the cops rolled through to question her and Korede, Ayoola was like ~sips drink~ “I’m sure Korede has this figured out.” Going to project for a second and be like.. That’s such a younger sibling thing to do? Like never stressing about anything because they’re sure their older sibling will make up for them.

Kae: And we do. We totally make up for them. Because if they’re not going to do it, it falls on you ANYWAY and I honestly don’t like seeing my little sister get in trouble so, I get it. She only deserves to get in trouble if I think she deserves it. Mostly because we totally raise our younger sibs. We lowkey “momma bear” them. 

Conclusion 

Geena: This book was pretty short, only a few hundred pages, but it was fucking JAM PACKED!! It was a thriller, every chapter you were like “Ok this is where Ayoola snaps!!” or “This is where the cops catch them!”  but NAH! I really enjoyed the writing even though the ending made me wanna SCREAM, Oyinkan Braithwaite does a really good job at foreshadowing and so on. For example, foreshadowing Muhtar waking up (which I should’ve seen but I was drinking that dumb bitch juice). Rated it 3.5/5 because I think there was room for Korede to grow past what she has known but sometimes we just fall back into what we’ve always done :/ 

Kae: I agree. It was a short book but it was jam packed with entertainment and I never knew what was going to happen next. I really enjoyed reading it and I loved how modern it was with it’s mentions of Insta and Snapchat. I liked that Korede dealt with all of her trauma by excessive cleaning. I liked that it showed a real coping mechanism, even if it was under horrible circumstances. I liked all of the characters and the way Oyinkan wrote them. I loved going deeper into these characters personalities. The ending did piss me off, but IT’S A THRILLER BOOK. So I should’ve seen incoming *small violin*. I too, give it a 3.5/5. 

Geena: BUT YA I’D SAY THIS IS A GOOD BOOK REGARDLESS OF THE ENDING RIGHT? I really liked everything UP to the end skfjns… PLEASE READ IT!!

Kae: YES. READ IT. IT’S SOOO WORTH IT. IT’S A WILD RIDE BAYBEEEE. 

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A Stranger Came

Johanna was tired. She came home, dropped her things in her room, and face planted onto her bed with a tired groan. Her body ached. She was sweaty and stank of sweat, blood, ichor and swamp. Thinking that was enough to make her pick herself up off her bed with a tired groan so she didn’t stink up her bed. She was taking off her armor thinking about that sack of gold she’d earned and what it was probably going to be used for immediately. She’d been saving up to put a call to some druids in the Labyrinth to come expand the Tree some more so the girls didn’t have to share a room and she could make the entire thing a bit bigger with more like rooms and less like hollows.

She was so focused on her thoughts of knowing her gold was going to evaporate that she missed when three sets of curious eyes peered around the screen that sectioned off Johanna’s space from the other parts of the Tree. She muttered to herself about also needing to take Lianna hunting so they’d have enough insects to eat. She was glad Layali ate anything and the rest of them would eat insects. There was no shortage of insects in the swamp, it was just a matter of getting to them. Rahab fended for himself mostly but the girls had developed a taste for fried tarantula and popped crickets.

“Surprise!” Layali yelled and Johanna found her legs assaulted by the two young girls. She looked down at them and was met by a pair of smiling faces. She and Lianna were hitting on her feet, holding onto her calf.

“Oh nooo,” Johanna said dramatically, “I can’t move, I’m stuck. What ever am I to do?” The girls giggled. She pretended to lift her feet and couldn’t which just made the girls giggle more and wiggle around a little. Then with an over the top groan Johanna lifted her leg Lianna was hanging onto and shook it a little. “Oh, what’s this? There seems to be a little girl attached to my legs?” More giggling.

“You’re back,” Layali said brightly.

“Yes, I am,” Johanna leaned down and gently pried Lianna off of her first and then Layali. Layali grabbed her back and Johanna was forced to pick her up. She couldn’t do that with Lianna anymore. Layali was a few years older than her but Lianna had already outpaced her in maturity and physical development. Lianna was at the edge of what Johanna could easily pick up but Layali was still small enough to scoop up. Johanna couldn’t help but think she’d be sad when the day came she could no longer hold her little Layali like this.

“Did you find anything neat?” Layali asked.

“No,” Johanna sighed a little. Anything she found she’d sold off to the nearest clan for more gold. She’d only kept what she could carry and that hadn’t been much.

“There’s someone here,” Layali said as Johanna was taking her out of her sectioned off area, Lianna trailing behind.

“There is?” Johanna asked and set Layali down in her own room, by the bed. Layali nodded. “How do you know that?” she asked.

“Rahab said so,” she pointed and like he was waiting for it the strange Fae showed himself. He crawled along the floor in a disconcerting way and climbed up Layali’s body. If Johanna didn’t know Rahab was both a Fae and Layali’s ‘brother’ she would have snatched the strange creature right off of her and thrown it out into the spring. Watching Rahab crawl along the floor or up and around Layali was always a bit uncomfortable to watch. “He said he saw someone out in the eastern island, the big one.” Rahab had curled around Layali’s neck by now, half hidden by her black hair.

“Hmmm. Did he see who?”

“A Wildclaw,” Layali said. “He was scared so didn’t get too close, but they were definitely a Wildclaw.”

“What did they look like?”

Rahab practically put his head in Layali’s ear to whisper to her. “Dark base, pale bright green markings like a skink.”

“And where did he see them?”

Rahab again whispered directly into Layali’s ear. “A bit inland. He didn’t stay for too long. He came home right after he saw them. He wanted you to say they were safe before he went back out there to hunt.”

“Hmm. Very well,” she did her best not to sigh. She went back to her area and pulled on some clothes from yesterday. Not clean but not filthy or foul like today’s clothes. “You three stay here,” she told the three children.

“Yes, Johanna,” Lianna said and put her hand on Layali’s shoulder.

Johanna nodded at them and left the Tree. She crawled out of the hole with a groan. She really just had wanted to soak in the spring and before making the girls something to eat and passing out for the night. But now she had to go investigate this strange dragon. She stretched a bit before taking off. It took no time at all to cross the spring and the swamp to the large island to the east of the Tree. “Who goes there?” she called out with a bit of Wind magic behind her to make sure they heard. “You’re in my territory. Show yourself!”

She waited and she honestly didn’t expect anything to come of it and she’d have to scour the island. So when a young Wildclaw stepped out from the clinging woods she was surprised but didn’t allow it to show on her face. “I didn’t mean to encroach,” they said.

Johanna looked them over. Dark hide with almost searing bright markings almost like the veining of a leaf. She hadn’t missed the way the branches had seemed to pull away from him to let him out of the woods. A druid. A powerful druid. From a sect she knew. They were well known in the Labyrinth and the Plateau before she’d left both of those places. “I believe you, druid,” she said. “But you gave my children a fright.”

He was surprised she knew he was a druid. “I apologize. I was just…” he petered off.

“What?”

He sighed. “Look. I’m sorry I was in your territory. I’ll be moving along.”

“What are you running from?” she asked. She wasn’t sure what made her ask that. Just age and knowledge of how young males burdened with what they thought was too much purpose spoke.

“I’m not running from anything,” he growled, his crest going back.

She folded her arms. “It’s an awful long way away for a member of the Belspring to be for it to be nothing,” she said.

“You— know of us?” he was shocked.

“I wasn’t born yesterday, young man,” she said. “You’re of the Plateau sect and this is a long way from the Plateau to try to set up a place to live. As far from anything you could hope to have and still be surrounded with enough sunlight and plants without being in the Labyrinth. But since you’re here I doubt you want that sect to know you’re here either.”

He scowled a little. “What’s it to you?”

“Well if you have a good answer I’d let you stay,” Johanna said.

His pale green eyes widened. “You would?” he asked.

“Yes. If you do a thing for me and tell me what you’re doing here I’ll allow you to stay in my territory,” Johanna said, head raised.

He scratched his crest awkwardly. “I— don’t want to be bonded with the girl my father wanted me to be,” he admitted. “So I left.”

“You ran away from home because you didn’t love a girl? Really?” Johanna could hardly believe this. Why were the young so foolish.

“No!” he cried. “I do. Just not… like that,” he grimaced. “But I had to and I really didn’t want to do that to her so I left.”

“That is very noble, I suppose, but also completely stupid,” Johanna said. He narrowed his eyes at her. “What’s your name?”

“Spayar,” he grunted, still annoyed she’d rebuked him so roughly.

“I am Johanna Goldenfeather,” she said.

“Goldenfeather?” he asked to clarify.

“Yes, that Goldenfeather.”

“You’re a long way from the Plateau too, Johanna,” he said and eyed her.

“I have my reasons.”

“Do I get to be privy?”

She gave him an amused chuckle, “Maybe one day, young Spayar,” she said. “For now, you’re free to live in my territory. I am sure I don’t have to tell you to not molest the natural resources. In the near future I will come to ask you for that other thing you owe me to live here.”

“Very well,” he said awkwardly. “Where can I find you if I need you?”

“See that tree?” she pointed out where they could clearly see the top of the huge cypress tree. Spayar nodded. “If you need me I spend my days in that tree with my children.” He nodded. “I’m glad this was a mutually beneficial arrangement for us, Spayar. Until I see you next.”

“Goodbye,” he said, still not sure about this entire thing and especially put off guard by who she was. “This thing you want me to do, it isn’t for all that with Goldenfeather, right?”

“No. It’s for us.”

“Alright, well— thanks I guess.”

With that Johanna waved goodbye to the druid and flew back to the tree were Layali and Lianna were eagerly waiting for her to find out who and what the strange dragon Rahab had seen was. “Was it a dragon like Rahab said, Johanna?” Layali asked almost as soon as she entered the Tree.

“Yes, it was,” Johanna nodded. “They were a druid, his name is Spayar. He’s going to be living on that island now.”

“Really!?” Layali asked excitedly. “Can we go see?”

Johanna smiled sadly at the little girl, “I’m sorry Layali, you can’t,” she said. Layali’s face dropped and she remembered that she couldn’t leave the Tree.

“Oh, right,” she said, looking down.

“He’ll be coming here, though,” Johanna said helpfully. “He’s going to be making our home larger,” she motioned to the inside of the Tree.

“Really? Can I get my own room?” Lianna asked, wings puffing up excitedly.

Johanna smiled gently, “Yes, I think we can arrange that, my dear,” she said and gently tapped Lianna’s nose. Lianna giggled and beamed at her. “Now are you hungry?”

“Yes!” they cried at the same time.

“Alright, let’s have some dinner,” Johanna said allowed Layali to grab her arm as they went to the cook fire in the side of the living area where she’d make them something to eat.

#flight rising #fr lore #fr lore share #lore share #cypress hall #thou shalt always queue

[leio13]

For your ask meme, how about 4, 11, 18, 25, and 30?

Digging for that salt, eh, Mina? well, that’s cool. I can dig it (some of the things listed below on the other hand…).

4. Least favorite anime character: BOOOIII you should know there are a lot of characters I don’t like. I can’t choose, so just take this list of awful characters: Is*a Y*ra, Kayneth whatever the frick, G*lgamesh, Pride, T*gami, G*de. They all stink. Thanks for listening.

11. anime you didn’t expect to like, but did:

LOL do I watch animes I don’t have high hopes for? (No) But actually–and it shames me to say this–I used to loathe Fullmetal Alchemist with a passion for no good reason (other than me being a hipster or something). Anyway, then I actually gave it a chance and fell in love by episode 2. 12/10 would recommend

18. 10 worst animes you have watched: I’ve only got 9 ranks orz

9. (the best of the worst). The Pand*ra He*rts ANIME. It’s last because I love the manga lots, but the ending was just so wrong and so so bad...

8. H*gurashi no N*ku K*ro Ni R*i. I haven’t seen any of kira, so its not going on this list obviously even if I think it’s bad and worse than Rei this was just pointless and weird and I just didn’t like it. like, why?

7. G*kuk*ku no Br*nhildr. I don’t remember this show being tagged as ecchi, but it should have been. That’s my main issue honestly, but it also just wasn’t impactful really. I don’t remember the end at all, only that some weird nuns or something showed up out of the blue and nothing made sense.

6. N*n N*n Biy*ri / K-*n! These shows (both of which I never finished nor intend to) are tied because they were both extremely boring. I tried to care with K*n but I couldn’t. Admittedly I stopped trying after one episode of biy*ri (it was that boring)

5. Fr*its B*sket / K*n*n The other two most boring animes. What makes these ones different is that I actually enjoyed them/parts of them at one point in my life. Still, they are ranked worst than ones above because of how badly they failed even when I “liked” them. By this, I mean that I got bored during arcs of some of my favorite characters from the shows. Even when the arcs were in theory interesting. Props to the creators for making something interesting boring.

4. P*ella M*gi Mag*ca Mad*ka 3rd movie In case I didn’t dislike the anime ending enough, they added something worse after it. The first part of the movie was eh. Not bad, but not really great either. The second half though--god, I hate it so much. Hom*ra was never one of my favorite characters, but boy, I like her even less now. I just have to ask the creators “why? Why did you make this?”

3. F*ll M**n the ANIME. I’m not being as nice to this show as I was with #10 because frankly, it was a worse adaptation. Like, #10 was like: “we gotta conclude this show somehow” *messes up badly* but this show was like: “we’ve got 52 (or so) episodes. Let’s not follow the plot.” They didn’t even take it in a good direction! I didn’t even finish the damn show, but they had removed Mer*ko’s backstory, ruined the depth of Mits*ki’s character, and they completely OBLIVERATED Iz*mi’s character!! He went from being a trouble maker but still a good guy to some complete scumbag who’s just plain evil! I’m so miffed about it

2. M*rmaid Mel*dy P*chi P*chi P*tch P*re. I’m only putting Pure here because I admittedly enjoyed the entirety of the first season when I actually liked the show. By no means do I think the first season is good now, but I enjoyed as a kid, so it will get a pass for now. This season though? Garbage. Even when I was watching this season, I knew it was bad. The love rival was the absolute worst. The villains weren’t much better. If you recognize the phrase “fukufukufuku,” I’m so sorry.

1 (THE WORST). Sw*rd A*t Onl*ne Season 1 second half. I actually did enjoy the first half quite a bit. I know a lot of people didn’t because the protagonists are mary sues and they didn’t come for a romance, but I wasn’t too invested in the action premise, so I didn’t mind, and I eat cliche romances for breakfast. However, the second half (not second season, I’m not touching that) was absolutely atrocious. 1. it was just some contrived bull to get them back into another game. K*r*to and As*na should have just left s*o and start to live normal lives again (albeit with some trauma probably). There was absolutely no reason to continue it, but NO! they did, adding in an annoying love rival, rape, tentacle rape, and much more. what the frick. why. And then they go into a third game apparently? The hell?? Just no.

25. anime you would recommend to someone who hates anime: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Like anime or hate it, I would recommend this show to anyone (unless they’re too young for some of the themes or whatever). This is actually the best anime I have seen in my life. Tell me anime is for kids or just a cartoon after sobbing during hologram in the last episode. yeah.

30. one anime conclusion you would change: A lot of them. I would change the Pand*ra He*rts anime ending so that it wasn’t bad and there could be more seasons (I WANT A REMAKE). I would change the Mad*ka ending so that it wasn’t some convoluted deus ex machina. Thinking on it now, they should have all just died or became witches. That would have fit the atmosphere the show was building a lot better. In N*gi no As*k*ra, S*yo and Kan*me were so abruptly forced together. I didn’t want my boy to be alone, believe me, but I’d rather that than the bull they pulled. K*znaiver: the main ship seemed forced. Plus, the ending was super melodramatic. Ang*l Be*ts’ main ship also seemed forced and the ending also seemed melodramatic. There’s no way Ot*n*shi and K*n*de would feel that strongly about each other. Good lord. I don’t dislike most of these series by the way, but their ending were just... bad.

Well, that’s enough salt for today!

...Who am I kidding? I can salt infinitely in case anyone wants to hear more!

Thanks for the ask!

#fraink5 #Thanks for the ask! #rape mention #the salt has been sprinkled #heavily #I used asterisks to not tag hate

[bullymagnet]

DAY TWO: Ah The Old Bullymagnet Switcharoo

a fic about smiling, post-food fight fallout, and THE OLD BULLYMAGNET SWITCHAROO

“Yer a jerk,” Johnny grumbles. “Yer the worst.”

“You’re right about both of those things,” Max responds, smiling blankly into space.

“Like, I’m the good guy? I’m the protagonist or whatever?” Johnny goes on, shrugging, straightening up from the cafeteria table he’s leant over. “And I still hang out with you, Mux.”

“And I’m the antagonist, and don’t call me Mux, and you missed a spot.” When Johnny looks around, Max points it out to him. “The spot that’s red like your dumb dyed head.”

Johnny shoots him a glare.

It’s just the two of them in the otherwise empty cafeteria. Armed with buckets, sponges and mops, and surrounded by a pretty substantial radius of crushed food, spilled drinks, and many other casualties of what must have been a bona fide food fight.

“All I’m sayin’ is that you could dial back the chaos gauge, ya friggin’ edgelord,” Johnny scolds him, putting a hand on his hip. Is he even listening? “Considerin’ you’re friends with this protagonist.”

“And we’re not friends.”

Well, he’s listening. Automatically, Johnny smiles a soft smile to himself. Yeah… he always says that. Every time, actually. Johnny knows it’s not true, though. Or at least he thinks he knows.

Anyway, for all Johnny’s nagging, it is Max’s fault they’re here. He’d been the one to start the food fight.

Don’t get him wrong, Johnny was the one to continue it. Basically what had happened was, Max launched several Pear Thangs at Stephen that afternoon for “mouthing off to” his leader, Isabel, earlier. And however cute Max is, Johnny wasn’t going to stand for that. So he stood for that and threw his cup of yogurt right back at Max.

But his aim isn’t so good, so he hit a kid a few seats behind him, and… well. You know. Food fights.

So the blame was laid squarely on Johnny’s shoulders for this whole fiasco. At first, anyway. Still scrubbing at some dried up like… tomato sauce, he cranes his neck to peer at Max. He dutifully mops at a sea of chocolate milk on the floor.

Max turned himself in.

That’s all he’d bothered to tell Johnny when he showed up this afternoon and saw him, after lawfully being summoned to clean up the calamity the mob had created. Johnny didn’t press harder than that at the time. And so, here they are.

Johnny sighs. Max is fun to be around when he’s actually being tolerable, but when crap goes wrong, he always gets… annoyed, and quiet. And low-energy. It stinks. He means, it makes him feel bad. He can’t really tell if this is one of those moods, but he thinks it might be. He’s staying after school cleaning up as punishment. That’s like, the opposite of what he stands for.

But he’s the one who fessed up, anyway.

After what feels like a forever of silence beating down on poor Johnny’s ears, he hears a noise that registers immediately as Maxwell’s Voice, and he didn’t have to be the one to initiate a conversation. Oh thank god.

“Here’s that cake someone threw.” Johnny looks over to see Max shaking his head down at a once perfectly crafted pink cake, spattered dead on the floor. “An entire cake.”

Johnny laughs a bit, sort of relieved. “Oh yeah. I was pretty disappointed ‘bout that cake.”

“It looks like it would have been a good cake!” Max affirms, gesturing to the mess.

This prompts Johnny to look around for another story to tell from the battlefield. There was where a couple hipster kids got creative with the condiments, and there was where Johnny got beaned in the head so hard with an apple that it split in half. The apple, not his head.

Johnny snaps for Max’s attention and smirks, pointing accusingly at the apple. “That hurt.”

Max shrugs in a sarcastic “whoops!” and Johnny goes on, nothing more than amused. “Stuff dudn’t usually hurt my head, you know, it’s a rock. Why were you beaning people so hard?”

“Hey listen, moron, this Friday is a special Friday,” he says, and grins. And it makes Johnny so stupidly happy when he grins. It’s a rarity. “I knew about four throws in that I’d miss a free movie and several decent block parties for this food fight. I had to make my hits count.”

Johnny lets out a bark of laughter, but then pauses.

He had really wanted to know… but now he really wants to know. If Max had had plans today, then…

“Why’d you… tell ‘em that you started it too?” He asks, a little lower than he expected it to come out. It’s like Max’s good mood is the pissed off cat and he is the cautious owner with treats. He doesn’t want to scare it off. “The food fight?”

“I wanted the credit.”

“I mean it,” Johnny shoots back flatly, immediately calling his bullcrap.

“We’re both here. Why do you care?” He shoots back Johnny’s shooting back, a quizzical look on his face.

“I just do.”

Max sighs a long sigh and hoists himself up onto a relatively clean spot on the table. Talking is better than actually doing the work, Johnny figures he figures.

“… Well. Unlike my good friends in the Isabellan Squadron, I can at least recognize that bullying is a business. It’s a means to an end. That end is usually pocket change and power.” He picks lint off his pants and drones on and gestures like he’s bored of talking about it already.

“But it’s business. Earlier, Stephen was my target, you got involved, things got heated…”

Johnny tilts his head slightly as the bully explains. He always forgets how much composure… is that the right word? Max can hold himself with. The backwards hat and the purposely half-tucked half-untucked shirt and all, but he still always talks so smart. Johnny smiles fondly as he talks. He’d make a fine hero. Emphasis on fine. He’s so pretty.

“Look, I didn’t want some nerd bystander to have to clean up all this crap alone…!” He shrugs almost defensively, straightening up. It’s sort of like he’s telling himself. “Especially not my fr—”

He chokes on the word when it’s halfway out of his mouth, and it’s just as well, because it really doesn’t look like he meant to say it. He immediately averts his gaze from the confused Johnny’s and dismounts the table, quickly going back to scrubbing at it.

Johnny’s brain slowly catches up. He grins with caution. “… Yer what? Yer friend?”

Max scrubs harder, hunching over. He tries to scrub through the table.

The grin explodes across Johnny’s face. It’s stupid, but he can feel the joy swelling in his heart. He knew it. He folds his arms, sort of to be teasing, but mostly to conceal his heartbeat. “Were you gonna call me your friend?”

“You’re annoying,” Max responds. Johnny can almost see the steam rising from his ears. This just makes his heart leap more. “Don’t forget that I will literally wail on you.”

Johnny is giddy. He doesn’t take Max’s threat lightly, but he can’t help himself. But then, he rarely can. “How’re ya gonna wail on me, Mux? We’re friends! Your heart won’t let you! It’s too busy writing our enemies to boyfriends fanfi—!”

Johnny is rightfully interrupted by getting beaned square in the face by a saturated sponge that then splorts to the ground.

When he’s done shaking off the shock, he looks up, expecting that aforementioned wailing-on. Max stands glaring straight at him, his shoulders squared, his hands in fists… and his red cheeks puffed out in attempt to hide an embarrassed smile.

Water drips from Johnny’s chin and his worry dies down. Like he gives a crap about the filthy water that is now seeping down the front of his shirt. This was all he wanted. Not to be hit with a sponge, but—

“… You finally called us friends.”

“Hardly. And god knows you’re never hearing it again,” Max monotones, regret in his eyes. His cheeks are still red.

Johnny snickers, kneeling down. Max raises a brow. “Well, ‘ey! All I hadta do to hear this one was throw crap at you, right?” He shoots back up, sponge in hand, and wings it at Max as fast as he can. “How ‘bout another?!”

Max yelps and throws up his arm to shield himself, the sponge hitting and splattering gross sponge water everywhere. He whips his arm back down and stares down Johnny, fire crackling in his eyes.

“You really wanna go down this road with me again, you idiot?!” He shouts intimidatingly, but the amusement is clear in his voice.

“Sure do, pal!” Johnny declares, darting toward another bucket and another sponge grenade. Max leaps into action, looking to arm himself too. He rolls up his sleeves, dodging Johnny’s fastball, and lunges for a filthy rag draped over a bucket. (NEAR MISS!)

“Screw off!” He plunges it in and whips it across the room at Johnny, the fan of water spraying out and showering both of them. (COLLATERAL DAMAGE!)

“Look at how close friends we are, Mux!” Johnny cackles, slip-n-sliding across a table to get to a spray bottle just as he’s smacked in the back of the head by what feels like and can only be another sponge. (DIRECT HIT!)

He shakes it off and spews the gun I mean spray bottle at Max, who bobs and weaves to avoid the attack. (YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN THERE!)

“You don’t know what’s in there!” Max shouts, but gives up completely on caring what weird chemicals are being aimed at him when he sees the mop. His eyes light up. He smirks and wields it, turning on Johnny, several aisles down, who has an oversaturated rag in-hand.

With a clear path and without another word, the two charge at each other. Johnny is screaming a battle cry. Max slips like twice. Johnny intends to somehow get this rag down the back of Max’s shirt. Max intends to literally whack Johnny over the head with the mop. They get within a table of each other, aaaand…

“Hey!”

Come screeching to a predictable stop inches from one another. They whip their heads toward the source of the sound.

It’s Mister Garcia, stood in the doorway of the cafeteria, hands planted on either door. Strangely enough, he does not look too happy.

Oh yeah… They were supposed to be being supervised…

The two boys blink at him, unmoving. The only sound is mop in Max’s hands, raining down water on his baseball cap. They are now not only surrounded by a mess of a food fight that they haven’t been doing a very good job of cleaning up, but also various puddles of water! Filthy, filthy water! Max drops the mop unceremoniously.

Garcia huffs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “It’s bad enough that I gotta be here after hours on a Friday, alright? But you know what’s worse?” When he doesn’t get a response from either boy but a bored stare, and a nervous kicking of dust respectively, he goes on, “Being woken up from my nap by the screaming of children and walking in on this mess!”

Johnny folds his arms behind his back and smiles like an angel. “Sorry, sir. Our bads.”

Max simply shrugs. “Mess isn’t getting any worse.”

“It’s supposed to be getting better,” Garcia fires back.

“We’ll take care of it, Garc-man,” Johnny promises, hoping to diffuse the situation as fast as possible. Garcia simply shakes his head in annoyance and turns to walk back through the doors.

Max murmurs into his shoulder. “I mean depending on your view, ‘better’ could mean different things here…”

Garcia gives him the stink eye and Johnny puffs out his cheeks and stares at the floor, but thankfully, Max doesn’t open his trap again.

The doors shut behind the tired, tired man and the two are alone.

And only then do they look at each other again. It’s not comfortable to be sopping wet all over, but it’s more comfortable than being sopping wet in only some places, which is what they are. Max looks like he ran through a storm for five seconds, Johnny’s hair is dripping, and somehow his socks are wet.

They stare in silence like this for a few seconds before a snort of laughter bursts from Johnny’s mouth. Max isn’t slow to follow suit. They stand there, chuckling like idiots for a while, appreciating the silliness of it all.

Johnny tries to shut himself up enough to hear Max’s laugh, (because if him smiling is a rarity, what do you think this is?!) but as soon as his giggling dies down, Max starts clearing his throat and shutting up too. Dang. Max turns and paces, nonchalantly putting his hands on his hips and assessing the situation. Back to work.

Oh, well. ‘Least he’s still smiling.

At least they’re still friends.

“Give me that sponge,” Max says. “The one that looks like your brain.”

“Ya used that joke already.”

#AUs #my fics #bullymagnet #bullymagnet week #NOT AS STRONG AS MY WRITING COULD BE I THINK #I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO PAINSTAKINGLY EDIT THIS ONE #but it's just as cheesy as all of my other writing so be not afraid #come see fics written by gays for gays of gays #... for everyone actually #everyone can enjoy some gay #@max's heart pls post your bullymagnet fanfiction #fics

[yamithediaperdork]

Jace’s Mall adventures part one: Let’s all go to the lobby! (Mortal instruments)

Following the fathers day show in the park, Jace had mostly accepted his life as a 24/7 big toddler, and while he still could feel SOME shame, he'd learned to mostly accept it. True it wasn't as easy when Simon and Alec had started dating, double so when the the hunter and vampire would make out in front of Jace since the big baby had been told part of the price of being a 24/7 big baby was a lost of any adult privileges, which included 'making stickies.' Still there was other things he could direct that pent up energy into and 5 weeks after the show at the park Jace was all excited to be going to the premier of the new paw patrol movie, having become a HUGE fan of the show. Not only was he getting to go and watch the movie, live at the cinema, But his daddies had let him have big kid cereal, a bowl of frosted flakes! Having big kid sugar fr the first time in so long Jace was semi giddy to begin with, and unknown to both of of his daddies, he had begged and whined till Alec put in a scoop of sugar, and then like wise to Simon. Practically vibrating in his seat as he slurped down the sugar filled milk, getting it all over his bib, he listened to his daddies have a fight. "Come on, your the one who told him he could go. you need to handle this. you KNOW I can barely stand the show!" Alec was saying. "Look, I HAVE to go to this meeting, or the little peace talks I've been working on, for YOU guys I might add, is gonna fall though." Simon growled. "Damn itttt..You owe me big time for thing." Alec grumbled. "I know I know, I'll do that thing with the cowboy boots you like so much." Simon chuckled. Jace giggled quietly at that but having a heads, up, put on his best pouty face, sure he could totally score more treats out of this if he played his hand right. "Buddy we have some bad news.." Simon started and Jace let the tears flow out.

20 minutes later, Jace was dressed and in his car seat, with the remains of 10 cookies smudged on his face and hands and clapping as he bounced up and down. He was wearing of course his normal triple thick diapers since he just peed too much for a single diaper to hold up for long, but over that he had on a white diaper shirt that had a dog bone theme going on and over top of that a pair of blue denim short-alls on with a picture of chase on the front pocket. He had on a pair of white socks and paw patrol themed light up sneakers and he was now kicking them as the sugar was getting to him. "Eee eee eee! Gonna see paw patrol! Paw patrol paw patrol! Gonna see paw patrol all with daddyyy!" He sang, badly. behind the wheel and already with a building head ache, Alec was dressed in black jeans and a black top, and already wondering if Simon being his cowboy stud tonight was worth the headache he was going to have. "Jace buddy, can we lower the volume? Daddy's getting a headache." Alec tried. "Oh no! I'll kiss your head bigger then daddy! Pull over and I'll give you a kissy! Kissy's make it all better like when I got a boo boo on my knee!" Jace said, reaching forward now and trying to grab onto Alec. "Buddy we're almost there and I'll pull ov-" "NOW! Now now now now now now!" Jace said and then started to kick Alec's seat. "JACE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND STOP, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DRIVE US OFF A CLIFF!" Alec exploded, then looking into the rear view mirror saw the look on jace's face and regretted his words instantly. "Buddy Daddies sorry he didn't me-" he started to say, but got cut off. "...-sniff- WAHHHHHHHHHH! DADDY DOESN'T LOVE MEEEE!" Jace started to bawl. "This is going to be a long, Fucking, Day." Alec whined, pulling over and putting his head on the steering wheel, then getting out to come to the back seat and console the big baby.

After cleaning himself and Jace off of the chocolate and -ugh- booger and tears, they made it to the cinema with only a few minutes to spare. It had taken promising Jace to let him have a big gulp soda to get the water works to finally stop, and with how sudden they did Alec couldn't help but wonder if he'd been played. As they stood in line to get the drinks and snacks (the tickets had been purchased already thankfully) Jace suddenly got excited and started to wave to a group of boys and if it hadn't of been for the iron gripe Alec had on the babies other hand he would of gone running over. "HI KEITH! KEVIN! IT'S JACE! YOU KNOW? FROM THE PARK!" Jace hollered, trying to get their attention. "Jeez Jace, was that loud enough? I don't think they heard you in china." Alec muttered, and turned to see four boys coming over. "Oh hey! it's the big little guy." Kevin said smirking. "Wheres your daddy?" Keith asked. "Huh? Right here!" Jace said and then Glomped on Alec's arm, before a dawning look came on his face. "OH! yeah! Other daddy! This daddy is dating my main daddy and he's trying to be super duper cool. It's a struggle for him, cuz you know, he doesn't even like paw patrol." Jace said, leaning in and using a mock whisper for the second part. "..I'm Alec, you must be the kids who were spoon feeding Jace." Alec said, rolling his eyes. "heh. Nice to meet you. I'm Kevin, this is Keith, and those are Alex and Jacob." The one with a brunette crew cut said. "Oh! your little guys!" Jace squealed and giggled, and the twin's were instantly blushing and squirming. Did you get them in diapies yet?" Jace asked, looking at the twins tight pants. "N-No!" The twins both huffed and whined, insulted by Jace just blurting stuff like that out in public, but to baby Jace and alec, it looked like they were annoyed to be still in big boy undies. "Now now, don't be cross with Jace..he's just a baby." Keith scolded the blonds, shaking a finger at them. "So what movie are you guys coming to see? I bet it's paw patrol isn't it? Oh! we could all sit together!" Jace started babbling away. Hearing that Alec got his hopes up for a minute, and was about to ask if the kids wanted to make some money babysitting Jace throughout the movie, only to have his hopes dashed as Keith answered. "Nah, don't get me wrong, paw patrol is SO awesome." Keith was saying, smirking and clearly just saying what Jace wanted to hear. "But these two wanna watch the new My little pony movie so-" "NUH-UH!" Jacob cut in. "We're watching the new Rock movie!" Alex added. "They're only saying that to save face." Kevin said and winked. "Ohhhh..hehehe well of course. cuz my little pony is sooo dumb." Jace said and winked back. As the Twin's fumed Jace said bye bye and him and Alec got their drinks and popcorn and headed for their movie.

Ten minutes into the movie and Alec was wishing he'd snuck a flask in, somehow Jace turned out to be the quietest kid in the room. Not only, that, the most popular and fights had broken out among the real toddlers over who was gonna get to sit next to the big kid who had SUCH a awesome possum outfit. Stuck in a sea of 2-5 year olds and with many of them apparently unashamed to pass gas at a moments notice, Alec was sure he was gonna have to have his nose removed before the halfway point. Jace, who was torn between watching the movie and basking in his newfound popularity decided to put them all to shame but getting up on his seat and letting out a fart to end all farts, taking advantage of Alec having a hand over his face. His legs were a little wobbly from starting to come down off of his sugar rush and as Alec turned and looked, one of three things happened. 1) Jace started to slip and tried to balance himself but planting his butt on something stable, which turned out to be Alec's face. 2) The fear of the fall and all the junk food, made Jace let out more then just a fart, and he filled is \diapers as his butt was again, planted in Alec's fact. 3) trying to get the stink bomb out of his face, Alec pushed Jace which while the little guy recovered without falling, came at the cost of his big gulp he'd been holding, and ended up dumping it on Alec. Needless to say they didn't finish the movie and Alec swore he was never ever taking Jace to the movies again, and promised Jace he was going to regret ALL of this the next day. Jace, wisely stayed quiet on the drive home, where upon coming in they were greeted with the smell of weed, and the sight of Simon on the couch smoking a fatty, having lied about the peace talk meeting being today and had just wanted some alone time. Jace wasn't the only one to end up in a corner with a red ass.