#they’re s wearing these fucking stupid costumes and end up taking about like serious stuff

[losersclublol]

head stuck on stozier as radio hosts on halloween

#they’re s wearing these fucking stupid costumes and end up taking about like serious stuff #ben who works behind scenes is pissing herself #one of them is dressed as gru with the fucking huge shoulders and nose #one of them is a minions maybe #couples costume as them two lads from x factor #mysterious girl #cmon move your body #they dress up as went and maggie #i can stop thinking about them as radio hosts at all #richie is dressed as a giant sandwhich and can’t sit down #stan forgot a costume and put on a clear raincoat that bec has over their normal clothes #BEB* #bev* #they’re dressed up as eddie and bill #they have their shoes on their knees #stan is dressed as spider-man but the hood is attached to the neck so their hard looks like a huge thumb #head* #i can’t keep doing this #stan uris #stanley uris #richie tozier #losers club #the losers club #stozier #fem losers club #it #happy halloween

[a-simple-complexity]

Things about the creepypasta improv thing my close friend and I have been doing since 4th or 5th grade (maybe longer):

- My character doesn't really have a cp name yet but has been around for 401 years

- My character, when not at the mansion, is roomies with JTK (and he steals cheese its)

- Vivian's (the close friend) character is close to Slenderman and has a older sister bond with Sally

- Aside from the Jeff The Cheeze Itz Snatcher gag we have more running gags

- Such as Masky locking Toby in the closet when he's annoying only to turn around and see Toby standing there.... MENACINGLY (lol)

- LJ punts Mr Widemouth across the mansion weekly

- EJ is no longer allowed to cook for others after the barbeque of 2017. We miss you, Butler Bill

- Tuesdays and Thursdays Viv's character takes pets and children out the mansion for a playdate while everyone else has some fun

- Viv's Hidden Stash of Tuna TM

- My Hidden Stash of Vodka and Rum TM

- My character might have a problem but then again immortals aren't really affected by alcohol like most mortals are

- Speaking about my character: Holy. Pets.

- They have a bunch of guard dogs (despite them all being guard dogs they are pampered like you wouldn't believe)

- Pastas respect COVID stuff. Slender ordered everyone to scatter until it's mellowed out alot. Slender caught it at some point. They say get the vaccine and wear ya damn mask.

- There's a "Community Garden". It's just a few pitcher plants, some Butterworts, a killer cow plant (courtesy of Ben pulling some strings), a small patch of wither roses (courtesy of Herobrine), and a oran berry plant (courtesy of a few poke-pastas), rose bushes, etc

- Holidays are fun too

- Christmas time is filled with my character and Viv's taking Sally, Jane, Clockwork, and Nina out for a "girls" night

- Granted Nina only gets taken along bc despite the love-hate relationship between my character and Jeff, Jeff deserves time away from Nina during the holidays at least

- Also despite Jeff hating Nina he appreciates the knives she gives him (and return he gives her some sort of card)

- Due to staying in the vents constantly and stalking everyone my character gets everyone what they think they like would like

- Christmas lights everywhere. Splendor always gets Offender to put the star on top the comically large tree just bc

- Despite it not being Christmas music, everyone listens to Hotel California by The Eagles

- and watches Christmas movies (what was that Christmas movie with Tim Allen?)

- Everyone plays in the snow. Jeff decides to start a snowball fight and Sally makes a snow man.

- Everyone wears something festive and it's normally an ugly sweater thanks to Trender

- Spiked nog anyone?

- Thanksgiving includes everyone gathering together and having fun

- A small hunting trip is planned instead of a football game (the hunt takes place the day prior bc no one wanna miss the parade)

- Sally's favorite float is the Charlie brown float

- You know how the president pardons a turkey? Slender pardons a victim (and has been doing it since meeting Viv's character bc of a joke Viv made)

- My character makes mashed potatoes or some sort of really outdated dish from the 1700's

- The Slender Bros, Viv's character, Sally, Toby, Smile Dog, Jeff, and Nina all watch the dog show after the parade

- Nina is kinda allergic to dogs and doesn't really like them but bc of her lingering obsession with Jeff she puts up with it

- Offender and Trender argue over what dog they think should have won (funny to watch to grown immortal-ass men argue over this)

- Slender carves the turkey

- The pardoned victim is allowed to stay for dinner granted a majority of memories get changed (not really erased, just changed)

- My character, Jeff, and Ben all walk through the woods before dinner and get fucking plastered (and think no one notices....everyone notices)

- the week of Thanksgiving the tree gets put up (acceptable if it's the week of Thanksgiving, any other time then it's just weird)

- My characters mom, (considered the co-founder of Hell) pops in, steals a couple slices of pie, and leaves

- Halloween is celebrated kind of like Thanksgiving and Christmas

- My character decorates the mansion with various bones

- 31 Days of Horror Movies (at some point it's decided to watch Earnest Scared Stupid and some of the serious dog lovers opt out)

- The Slender Brothers dress up as the three musketeers. Splendor is Porthos, Offender is Athos, Slender is D'artagnan and, Trender is Aramis

- Jeff and my character do a duel costume by dressing of as Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer from Cats (musical not movie, duh) alternatively they dress as Rum Tum Tugger and Mr. Mistoffelees.

- Sally dresses as Carrie or a fairy princess

- Jane, Clockwork, Nina, Viv's Character dress up as four of the five muses from Hercules (Viv changes last minute to a cat due to her character having cat ears and a cat tail)

- Toby, Masky, and Hoodie originally wanted to dress as the three musketeers but after slender took that idea they decide to dress up as separate things. Toby dresses as Masky. Masky dresses as the phantom of the opera and Hoodie is a ghost.

- Smile dog dresses as a hot dog :P

- A small hunting trip is planned and Jane and Clockwork take Sally trick or treating

- Everyone finishes the month with A Night are Before Christmas (a classic)

- Not many celebrate Valentine's day

- It's really only the Slender Bros, Viv's character, My character, Nina, Toby, Masky & Hoodie, and Sally

- and by Sally I mean she just leaves candy from the candy bowl everywhere

- Masky and Hoodie make a day of it since Slender gives them holidays off. They eat cheesecake in the woods and just spend the day together.

- Toby spends the day alone but still celebrates in his own way. Eating waffles.

- Offender (in our improv thing he's not....yeah....he's just a hopeless romantic that does consensual hook ups) and my character spend his their leaving roses out at restaurants and going to bars for hookups. They have a bunch of stuff worked out.

- Viv and Slender spend the day in bed or lounging in the living room watching some cheesy comedy.

- Trender spends the day as a self care day seeing as he's alone at the moment. Every day is self care for him but it's even more on Valentine's Day. He goes all out and even treats himself to a fancy restaurant.

- Splendor likes going to neighborhoods and leaving cute little poems on people's doors then heading to the zoo for personal time.

- Nina harasses Jeff who, in return, leaves the mansion and heads to the apartment him and my character share.

- New Years is something everyone celebrates. While some have resolutions others have new quotas they're trying to meet.

- Sally tries to stay up and watch the ball drop (she's only seen it drop twice before falling asleep)

- My character and Viv's character get shit faced

- Jeff normally sits there with a beer in one hand and Smile Dog beside him

- that's really all that consists of New Years

More about our two characters:

My character:

- a 401 year old demon thing

- in our universe hell is ran by the 7 devil's as well as my characters mother. Hells more of a city than a pit.

- Has lived with Jeff as a roommate since late 2018

- Use to be with Herobrine but broke it off with him for unknown reasons.....they're civil and still good friends. He's one of those people that could make a good boyfriend but is best as a close friend

- On their 400th birthday a crackening happened in Hell that enhanced their powers and they were hunted by Zalgo. Luckily a truce was established.

- Has been by Viv's character side since her characters soul was first created. More in Viv's Character's section

- Y'know those dogs that were talked about in the beginning? They primarily stay at their mothers mansion in Hell.

- Also all cats go to hell but they don't get hurt. They like to watch. Sometimes if you're lucky you might get a celebrity's cat. That's how my character got their lovely (and kinda douchy cat) Delilah. She likes to pee all over people's suits just bc she's like that.

- They were born in 1620 but are progressive

- Still liked fashion through the ages

- Maybe not the health damaging ones

- Is able to fly and teleport but due to back pain and migraines prefers to stay grounded and rarely use teleportation

- Doesn't actually kill much but has had souls sold to them (job as a demon....doesn't really need one though....is Crossroads Demon)

- Had a one night stand with Trender about 240ish years ago

- Does have proxies....it's those souls they take and barter around for

- Souls in hell can be used for currency depending on whether or not they sold their soul

- Anyways, was at some point known for having an obsession with chainsaws and hoodies...still has a bunch of hoodies and a chainsaw but doesn't really use them much (is more of a flannel and gun person now)

Viv's Character:

- her character managed to get everyone's favorite dwarfed rag doll cat from the internet

- Her character use to be with Entity 303 and ended up Slenderman

- that makes two of us who were with a Minecraft pasta and ended up with a slender brother lol

- I think her character is called Kat or KC so for now imma call her character Kat

- Kat has an addiction to tuna and milk

- Also has cat ears and a cat tail which are both very sensitive

- when Kat's soul was created my character was created. Even though Kat has been through many many reincarnations my character has always been alongside her. Even though my character doesn't die they act as a guardian towards Kat.

- Has a tendency to sit up in the cat walks and within the walls of the mansion alongside my character

- Gets lost in the forest from time to time and needs help getting out

- Despite being with Slender she has her own room to store her weapons and stash her plans.

- If I'm not mistaken Kat also was with Toby for a short while but doesn't talk about it much. Imagine dating your ex-lovers boss lol

- Disappears for up to a week sometimes without saying where she's going and when she comes back she acts as if nothing happened

- When both Kat and my character started living in the mansion they shared a room for about a year.

- Kat had a personal garden that was completely wiped out by Zalgo before a treaty was established and she still hasn't forgave him

- The garden mostly had marigolds and a few small plants. The only one that really mattered was Audrey the Venus fly trap.

#creepypasta #improv #jeff the killer #jane the killer #masky #hoodie #ticci toby #slender brothers #slenderman #trenderman #splendorman #herobrine #entity 303 #mr widemouth #sally williams #smile dog #zalgo #cats 1998 #mungojerrie #Rumpleteazer #nina the killer #clockwork #laughing jack #eyeless jack

[mst3kproject]

Miami Connection

 From the title you have probably already guessed that this is an 80’s drug movie, and you are mostly right, but Miami Connection is so much more. The director was Woo-Sang ‘Richard’ Park, a South Korean film-maker who wanted to break into the Western market despite not speaking any English.  Those of us who know anything about bad movies are already going oh no, because that’s how Troll 2 happened.  Park’s American buddy who was gonna help him do it was Young-Kun Kim, a taekwondo-instructor-slash-motivational-speaker who decided to write, produce, and star in the movie himself because hey, he’d seen movies and it didn’t look that hard.  Oh no, that’s what Hal Warren thought when he set out to make Manos!  And since these guys couldn’t afford actual actors or stuntmen, they cast a bunch of Kim’s taekwondo students, who thought the movie would be great publicity for their band!  Oh no!

The movie opens with a drug deal in a junkyard being interrupted by biker ninjas, who kill everybody, steal the cocaine, and run. Just a Tuesday night in 80’s Miami, really.  Having thus introduced the villains, we now meet the heroes, a fantastically talentless 80’s rock band called Dragon Sound.  Their newest member is Jane, the new girlfriend of lead guitarist John.  Jane’s overprotective brother Jeff does not approve of John, and he hangs out with the coke-stealing ninja bikers from the opening, so he could easily make good on his threats… what he doesn’t know is that the members of Dragon Sound are all training together in taekwondo, and they’re more than ready to take on him, the entire dojo, and a rival band!

Miami Connection is the Starcrash of martial arts movies.  It is completely, irredeemably terrible and yet it never stops being entertaining. The ‘plot’ is mainly a series of ass-kickings, strung together with dialogue scenes that discuss the consequences of the previous fight and set up the motivations for the next one.  I am in no position to judge anybody’s skill at taekwondo, since I can’t tell Karate from Kung-Fu (of course, neither could the people who made the Karate Kid remake), but very nearly everything else in the film is absolutely awful and funny as hell.  I could list hilarious moments for several pages.

The dialogue is stunningly banal, especially when it’s expository.  Both Jane and keyboardist Jim narrate their own tragic backstories and both are bad but in very different ways: Jane doesn’t sound like she particularly cares about the deaths of her parents or her brother’s gang involvement, while Jim weeps like a baby while he whimpers about his mother telling him to find her lost husband.  Later when Jeff is killed in a brawl, Jane doesn’t sound too cut-up about that, either. She’s certainly not nearly as upset as Ninja Biker Dojo Master Yoshida, who gets a flashback that makes it look like Jeff might have been his boyfriend.  My favourite line in the whole movie is when another member of the band, Jack, complains about Jeff and “his darn gang, selling their stupid cocaine!” like a six-year-old who wants his turn on the X Box.

Because nobody can emote, the ‘acting’ in the movie mainly consists of a lot of yelling, and their favourite thing to yell is “son of a bitch!”  They don’t use it as an exclamation the way Reb Brown did in Space Mutiny, it just seems to be the only insult the writers could think of. It gets funnier every time you hear it.

Costumes seem to consist of whatever everybody wore to set that day, with the exception of the black ninja pajamas (ridiculous-looking as always) and the t-shirts Dragon Sound wear when they perform.  The latter feature the name of the band in ‘Vote for Pedro’ font, and nothing else.  I own one of these.  You can buy them at teepublic.

The plot is an absolute mess.  Why does Yoshida think eliminating Dragon Sound is the key to controlling the drug trade in that area?  They haven’t done any vigilante stuff at that point – they just react when Jeff attacks them.  I get why the rival band, who were fired from the nightclub so Dragon Sound could play instead, would want them out of the picture, but the ninja bikers seem to have no reason to care.  Meanwhile, said rival band just kind of falls out of the movie and is never seen again.

I don’t know who the main character is supposed to be.  The story starts out being about John and Jane’s star-crossed relationship, which could have had a Romeo and Juliet angle with Jeff’s death but doesn’t. Then they slide out of the way as we focus on Jim’s search for his missing father, which keeps us busy a while, but then the final showdown is between Mark and Yoshida, who have so far been secondary characters.  Jane isn’t even present at the ending, although Jim’s father does show up to recite some more utterly terrible dialogue as he reconciles with his son.

Jim, John, Jack, Jane, and Jeff.  Did Kim just think all American names start with J?

I’m not sure how old Y. K. Kim’s character Mark is supposed to be.  He and the other bandmembers are room-mates, and he dresses like them and rides around in their convertible with his feet up on the dashboard.  He talks and acts like them and tells people that his bandmates are ‘like brothers’.  But whereas they’re all in their twenties, Kim was forty-one when this movie was made and there is no attempt to hide that.  Is he just supposed to be hip with the younger generations?  Or did they actually expect us to believe he was fifteen years younger than he looks?

           There are long sequences in which nothing happens. We see the band play a whole song at the club, twice, and then one of those songs is re-used for a montage sequence of characters at the beach.  The latter does not further the plot but it does show us a lot of women’s butts with wet bathing suits clinging to them, as well as the world’s best-dressed nudist. There’s a sequence of taekwondo training that runs several minutes, and which does nothing but set up a single finishing move that will recur at the climax.  There’s a biker company picnic like the one in The Hellcats but without the interesting parts.

Literally everybody in this movie practices some kind of martial art, including the nightclub owner and the drug dealers… but I figure that was just the 80’s.  Also, this movie taught me that men in the 80’s took their sunglasses off as a sign of respect, much like removing the hat in earlier decades.

What the fuck is up with the dancing crop-top dude?  Even the guy who’s about to fight him looks confused by him.  He was so weird I thought he’d be a good stinger, until we arrived at Miami Connection’s ultimate stinger moment – a car turns a corner, revealing a bunch of motorcycles on a collision course with it, and John, in the driver’s seat, says, “ugh, ninjas.”

On a slightly more serious note, the movie does have an ostensible message, which is spelled out between the last shot and the closing credits: only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.  This is kind of a silly statement because, yeah, that’s what peace is, but also because we’ve just spent this entire movie watching people beat the shit out of each other with hands, feet, and whatever they can grab.  The script is aware of this contradiction, though, and stops at several points to remind us that taekwondo and other martial arts are not merely fighting techniques but ways of life that promote discipline of the body and mind and strong bonds between people.  This is the side of taekwondo that Dragon Sound plans to promote during their world peace tour, and the message seems heartfelt enough even if the delivery is lacking.

In that light its interesting to note that this disciplined martial arts lifestyle seems very much at odds with the hedonistic biker one that Yoshida and his followers also participate in.  The two stereotypes conflict on every possible level, right down to ninjas being quiet while motorcycles are loud.  I think this might be an attempt to paint the baddies as hypocrites, but I honestly don’t know.  It’s equally possible that ‘biker ninjas’ were just the coolest-sounding thing Kim could think of.

After that list of suckage, I do have to say that there are two or three things Miami Connection does astonishingly well.  Both the night shots and the gore effects are pretty good – especially the night shots.  You can always see enough to tell what’s going on, but it’s not so bright that you don’t believe it’s night-time.  I’ve seen way worse in movies with way higher budgets.  The fight choreography is also shockingly effective sometimes. It never turns taekwondo or any of its other martial arts into some kind of artsy dance performance.  The fight scenes are brutal, and you believe that the people in them are fighting for their lives.  Maybe not the best thing for their message that taekwondo is the key to world peace, but pretty effective if you’re just here to enjoy the chop-socky.

Being so terrible and yet so much fun, it’s no surprise that Miami Connection showed up on Rifftrax Live in 2015. Y. K. Kim was a pretty good sport about it, too – apparently he’s happy his film has finally found an audience, even an ironic one.  That puts him much higher on the dignity ladder than Joe Don Baker or Sandy Frank, and even if he seems like a bit of a huckster I have to hand it to him for that.

#mst3k #reviews #episodes that never were #miami connection #80s #magic voice recommends

[r-u-reddie]

chapter II: tell me about it, stud

read chapter 1!

summary: Eddie Kasprak and Richie despise each other, it’s just too bad that they’re anonymously best pals on tumblr. This is gonna be good…

warnings: mentions of broken arm???

a/n: whooo! finally done with this chapter! follow my amazing beta @losvcr

“I’m begging of you Mike, I need you at work!” Eddie talked into the phone on his couch.

Eddie heard Mike sigh, “Eddie, I’ve been planning this vacation for months. I’m only gonna be gone for four weeks. Besides, it’s not my fault you broke your arm while taking down the fairy lights. By the way, why did you try to take them down? You told me that they were one of the few things that lightened up your day.”

Eddie grimaced as he held onto his broken arm. “Just wanted a change of scenery. Mike, please. If I don’t have you at work, I can’t take care of the plants. I broke my dominant hand and I need to be able to lift the plants, sell them, water them, trim them, and plant new ones all at the same time!”

“I’m so sorry Eddie, but the answer is no. Just ask Richie to help.” The line went dead, and Eddie wanted to throw his phone across the room. He had asked Ben, Eddie’s other co-worker, before Mike, but he was visiting his parents in Maine for two weeks.

That was two weeks without any help and a broken arm.

He knew he had one last option, but that was unthinkable. Unspeakable. Never going to happen, ever. Like, hell no.

——-

“-and I promise that I’ll stop insulting you for a whole month if you can just help me until my coworker gets back from vacation?” Eddie asked, avoiding eye contact with Richie as he stood in front of Richie’s desk.

“Eds, of course I’ll help you! We’ll be the best florist dream team the world has ever seen!” Richie exclaimed, throwing his arm around Eddie’s shoulders. Eddie quickly pushed him off and complained, “I am not a florist!”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, doll.” Richie said smugly. “So, when do I start helping?”

“Tomorrow, and I need you to be there at 7. We’re doing a Halloween sale, and you have to come dressed up.” Eddie said as he looked around the Classic Jazz section.

“Are you serious? I love dressing up! I didn’t know that you did fun stuff in your store!”

“Shut up. I do fun stuff all the time, dickweed.” Eddie insulted, glaring at Richie.

Richie grinned and taunted, “Now you hold on there, mister. You’re not allowed to insult me anymore, remember?”

“Unfortunately.” Eddie replied, grinding his teeth.

“I can sense some tension. Are you tense Eds?” Richie said patronizingly.

“Just peachy.” Eddie remarked. “Just come in costume at seven, is everything clear?”

“Crystal.”

-

‘Oh. My. God.’ Richie thought to himself, looking at Eddie in his costume.

Richie had spent the last night getting Bev to cover for him while he was helping Eddie, and listening to Cage the Elephant while having a slight mental breakdown over finding a last minute costume. He decided to go as a sheet ghost, which Richie thought was pretty hilarious.

When Richie walked into Rainbow Bouquet (which, really Eds? How much gayer could you get?) that morning, he was ready and filled with energy. Then, he saw Eds.

Eddie was talking on the phone with someone named Ben, in an oversized leather jacket, white tee shirt, leather pants, and combat boots. His curls were messy and the jacket was falling off one shoulder. ‘He looks insanely hot.’

Then again, it wasn’t unusual for Richie to fawn over Eddie. Daily. Possibly hourly.

Eddie hung up and spun around on his heel to face Richie. “Seriously, Rich? That’s your costume?”

Richie realized that Eddie couldn’t see his face under the sheet, and said, “Yep! Besides, what are you supposed to be? Faux Leather Man?”

Eddie’s face went red and he hissed, “No! I’m a greaser!”

“You look more like Sandy at the end of Grease.”

“Shut up, asshole. By the way, you can’t wear that costume for work.”

“Why? Need to uphold the fine reputation of Rainbow Bouquet?” Richie mocked.

“No, because the customers need to be able to see your face.” Eddie elaborated. “Come with me, I have some extra costumes in the storage room.”

Richie followed Eddie without question, and Eddie led him to a rack with about six costumes. “Take your pick.”

“Why the hell do you have a costume rack in your storage room?”

Eddie blushed and replied, “It’s fun to dress up in October. You never know when you’ll need a last minute costume. Mike, Ben, and I go to a lot of last minute costume parties and these always come in handy.”

God, his blush is cute.

”Should have guessed.” Richie commented whilst flipping through the costumes. He picked up the one he knew he had to wear.

“This!” Richie exclaimed, holding up the 50s style letterman jacket and jeans. Eddie buried his head in his hands.

“We are not doing matching 50’s costumes!”

Richie grinned with wild eyes and insisted, “Oh, yes we are! It’ll create a theme! You’ll be Sandy and I’ll be Danny at the end of Grease!”

“No way in hell!”

-

Eddie stood defeated at the cash register while Richie was watering plants in his “Danny” costume.

Fuck him.

Eddie got out his laptop, pulled up tumblr, and opened his conversation with trashmouthrt. He began to type out a message.

-

nervous-plants:

i’m working with satan right now.

-

Eddie saw Richie pull his phone out of his pocket and check it. Richie put his phone back and waltzed over to Eddie. Eddie quickly shut his laptop.

“Hey Eddie Bear, can I take my lunch break now?” Richie inquired, jumping up to sit on the counter

Eddie checked his watch. “It’s not even noon yet!” Richie threw his head back in frustration, which gave Eddie an exemplary view of Richie’s adams apple.

“Listen, toots. I’m helping you out with your store, on top of my own shop that I still have to manage. The least you could do is give me an extended lunch break.”

Eddie sighed and crossed his legs. “Fine, but you have to be back at 1:15. Kapeesh?”

Richie winked as he walked out the door. “You got it, babe.”

Eddie scolded himself for blushing at the nickname. ‘What’s up with me today?’ Eddie had always known that Richie was the kind of person that was universally accepted as “attractive”, but for some reason, he was paying close attention to details today. He noticed that Richie would click his tongue to the beat of a song, or bite his lip when he was nervous. It wasn’t unusual for Eddie to notice details about people, it was just unusual that he found those details so… endearing.

Shaking his head, Eddie opened up his laptop once again to find a new message.

-

trashmouthrt:

that sucks for you man. i just started working with this guy, and he’s so damn cute

i finally feel like i have something to look forward to

-

Eddie felt a little sting of jealousy, then realized how stupid he was being.

-

nervous-plants:

are you serious? That’s great dude!

trashmouthrt:

except for the part where he literally curses the ground i walk on

listen… do you want to meet up soon? i understand why you would be worried, but maybe we could meet in a crowded place and you could check with the cafe to keep the police on speed dial in case anything sketchy happened (which it wouldn’t) and i just want to actually talk to you in person

-

Eddie froze. This was a big step. A monumental step. It was a risk, and Eddie just didn’t do risks.

Eddie hesitated and typed out his reply.

-

nervous-plants:

ok. lets meet

you’ve got mail eds! masterpost

tag list!

@eds-trashmouth @rhubarberous

@loverloserclub @oursanniverse @lostboyrichie

@richietoaster @killerxqueer @be-more-chill-duder @drbagels123 @reddiesballoons @eddiekaspbraklives @eds-trashmouth

@colettoamad @the-awkward-lettuce-turtle @mrsroof-dylann9 @bepbeprichie @eddierichietozier @tkayeis @rheatam @stansmansuris @moopai @jem-carstairs-is-perfection @organic-reddie @appleorangestarfruitwatermelon @fandom-crazy-797 @byewill @petebparker @reddieismygazebo @weasleytriplets @em0tionalgh0st @mzcescapie @frncsfields

@richiestozicr @aesthetic-ranja

#eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #stan uris #bill denbrough #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #reddie #it 2017 #it fandom #it fanfiction #it stephen king #reddie fanfic #reddie fanfiction #fanfic #mine #i did a thing #rose writes

[melbenoisthf]

Norway for two | Toby

When: Jan 27th, 2018

Where: Norway

Who: Melissa and @rxgbxner

What: Toby invites Melissa to Norway and drinking leads to things

Summery: The Chatzy cut us off of the eariler posts. But it was them going on the plane ride drinking , the ride from the airport and talking. Going to his room so he can set up a projector to watch blue planet. Melssia bouncing on the bed and Toby saying to stop that lead to the next post.

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Melissa smiled at him "Duh I don't mind and maybe I can steal one of the other ones on set for you" she winked and then laughed. Only kidding she coudn't take someone elses suit. But she would let him use her own anytime really. She loved her show so she was glad to hear that she watched it. "We do" she teased him a moment. "Why do you think my ex husband dont talk to me" she winked. She didn't really do anything but they just didn't talk anymore. She took a long drink needing it, she had so much going on and wanted to forget some things. "oh...whats that?" she asked putting her hand on him.

Toby smirked. “Somehow I don’t think the skirts and cape will suit me as good as they suit you. I don’t have the legs for it.” There was a beat of silence as he looked over her. He didn’t really know anything about her ex or their situation, and he didn’t want to say anything out of turn but she didn’t seem hurt. “Honestly? He sounds like an idiot,” he smiled softly, “his loss, especially if you have some secret wild side.” Toby’s gaze dropped to her hand. “Me,” He grinned, boldly. Trying to keep the conversation light, despite the fact her simple touch sent a new lease of heat pulsing under his skin.

Melissa looked at him and laughed. "I think you got more legs then you think" she smiled at him. She hadn't had a male friend try on her suit yet. Some of her female friends yes but none of the guys. Well besides the cape many have put that on for fun. She sighed "He is I wanted to make nice with him but nope he freezes me out" she let it go she didn't care anymore. Maybe it was the Jack already hitting her why she was saying so much. "Oh really?" she teased him moving her hand up his leg then put her hand on his cheek. 'you seem to sweet to bounce on"

Toby looked down at his legs, “Oh they’re long, but they’re definitely not made for your kind of costume.” He shot her an apologetic look. He’d been in a couple of relationships but none had been serious enough to have any real effect on him when they ended. “Then I wouldn’t waste your time... You clearly deserve better,” he murmured, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. Toby’s breath hitched as her hand moved up his leg, reaching for the bottle to take a long swig of his own because he definitely needed some liquid courage if he was going to get through the night. “Or maybe your just more innocent than you lead me to believe,” he shot back.

Melissa smiled a moment "Leg's is what you need to pull off the skirt so... I so need to see you in the skirt" she winked. Sure that he could pull it off and rock it. The skirt, the tights and stuff really made a good look. Being married felt like another life to her. Even more for the fact that he didn't want anything to do with Melissa anymore. She had a few drinks on the plane too, so she was already very relaxed and halfway gone. So right now Billy wasn't even on her mind, that love thing did scare her and his thoughts were not in her mind. "I am so not a Marley Rose...." she said with a wink before she took a long swig and kissed him.

Toby shook his head, “no, there’s no way that you’re getting me in a skirt. That’s all your forte.” Of course, with a plane ride so long the Jack wasn’t their first drink of the night. And with her talking about her ex it had never even crossed his mind that she might have something going on currently. It was all new territory for him - he wasn’t exactly a lothario and it definitely wasn’t in his nature to get involved in a one night stand but the alcohol clearly had him buzzed. He returned the kiss, his mouth moving lazily against hers, nipping her bottom lip between his teeth and tugging it gently before deepening it. His hand sliding down from her shoulder, over her breast.

Melissa had to pout "Oh come on you to try it on for me" she said putting her lip out. "Please" she teased him. She was a bit drunk already and didn't really care what she was talking about and what she was doing. She smiled at the return on the kiss, enjoying it. she nibbled on his lip as they kissed once more. while her hand moved from his leg to under his shirt before she started tug at it

Toby had to admit that it was hard to say no when she was looking as him like /that/. “Stop pouting,” his thumb brushed over her lower lip, “it’s not going to work - it’s going to take a lot more than a plead.” He could taste the alcohol on her lips. His muscles fluttering slightly under her touch as her hand made contact with his skin. He broke away for second to pull his shirt over his head - discarding the clothing on the floor as his lips collided with hers again, his mouth trailing from hers down her jaw to her neck.

Melissa kept it up to try and win, she wanted to see him in the skirt. "No.... I need to see you in the skirt....pleaseee....." she said acting as cute as she could. "You're cute and cute people wear skirts ...it will make your legs look so good" she smiled at him. She kissed him deeply again and laid back with him once his shirt was off that lead her to clothes going off one by one along with his. Kissing lead to more, and more . soon it was all over and she was just wrapped up in a blanket tired. "I think we bounced to much...the movie is ..gone...

Toby raised an eyebrow. “No, cute girls wear skirts... it’s not going to happen.” It was all a mix of drunken groans and breathy gasps until they were both lying on their backs staring up at the ceiling, struggling to catch their breath. “Yeah...” he mumbled, his head falling to the side so he could look at her, “that was your fault... you’re the one that wanted a round two.”

Melissa "what do you think a kilit is men wear that, and i think it's hot a man wearing a skirt" she winked. Hoping that he would cave in and do it. She let out a breath for a moment before she looked over at him."Well you're the one that said you are bouncy" she let out a breath, feeling a bit better now. She felt so stuck and busy before and it was nice now. "Oh just wait till we didnt spend hours on a plane before" she closed her eyes to rest

Toby chewed his lower lip, rolling his eyes and sighing before he nodded his agreement. “Fine, when we’re back in LA, or Canada I will put the skirt on for you.” He grinned, meeting her eye. “I was true to my word.” Toby rolled over, slinging an arm around her waist as he finally let the jet lag take over.

Melissa smiled a moment clapping a little. "Oh yes you will look so good" she teased him as she snuggled into him. After all the traveling and what they had done she was very tired and wanted to get some sleep. "Night night...or whatever time it is" she said kissing him once more before she closed her eyes and slept

Toby must have fallen asleep at some point during the night - not that he could remember much of it. He blinked himself awake as the light streamed in through the blinds - squinting his eyes slightly and wincing as his head began to pound. He glanced over at the naked body beside him. Trying to move as subtly as possible so he didn’t wake her.

Melissa slept pretty hard once she fell a sleep. It was a good sleep after a long day and night, so they slept in. But next thing she knew she felt someone move a little so she woke up. But didn't open her eyes for a moment. Once she did she looked up for a moment and smiled before she noticed something. She didn't know this room, was she naked? She looked around to see what was going on and over to see.... not who she thought would be there. She grabbed the blanket to cover herself up. "go...." she said just not looking at him.

Toby shot her a worried look momentarily. He wasn’t exactly sure how these things were supposed to go, he’d only ever been with people while he was in a committed relationship, but he knew that he wasn’t supposed to be met with a look of disgust the following morning. A string of mumbled apologies left his lips - so fucking British -, his back turned to her because it suddenly felt like a violation of privacy to look before he moved to leave the room. Clearly it was a conversation to be had for another time.

Melissa sat up once he was gone still staying covered up. "Oh my god..." she looked around seeing it was Tobys room. She shook her head thinking a moment and resting before she got up and got her clothes on. Not finding her bag in the room she used her hand to fix her hair while she looked in the mirror. "I'm stupid...fuck.." she said to herself. She was hurting her head hurt a lot, her body was sort from what they did the night before. Once she was ready it was maybe a half hour later once she was ready to go down stairs. She was fully dressed and covered in her clothes and she still put a blanket around her as she walked down stairs and found him. "...I... I would say I need to go home but..." she knew she was far away

Toby ‘s mind had been racing. As far as he remembered, he’d been respectful - he hadn’t pushed her into anything, he’d asked if it was okay; he always did. But he still couldn’t help but feel slightly guilty without properly knowing why. She clearly was disappointed and it definitely wasn’t the best feeling in the world. Toby straightened up slightly when she entered the room. “I could... I mean I could arrange a flight or something if that’s what you wanted?” He chewed his lower lip, attempting to meet her eye for the first time. “I’m sorry.”

Melissa looked at him, he seemed nervous or scared. That he didn't know what was going on. So she never said anything about Billy to him was her guess so he had no idea. He was not a problem, good guy, it was really good last night. but it was really wrong and she knew it. "No need waste money I can wait...." she said looking around a moment. "You...I should of known better" she looked at him. "I'm just gonna say it" she said looking at him away. "I... have...well now had a boyfriend back... he's in NY working" she said lookign down she hated herself right now.

Toby tapped his fingers against the table - bobbing his foot up and down uncomfortably until she began to talk again. There was a beat of stunned silence before he managed to take everything in. “Oh...” He rocked back slightly on his chair. “If I had known I wouldn’t have... I mean I just assumed when you were talking about your ex that you were... single, you know?” He sighed softly, “Your secrets safe with me if you want to keep your boyfriend. We can pretend like it never happened.”

Melissa knew he had to be surprised and he was by the look on his face. She let him speak then shook his head. "No... I cant do that" she said and went and sat down on a chair near by him. "My ex-husband he really messed me up.. .not like hurting me but we broke up and now he acts like we never met ...like I am on another world or something now my... who i am with now says he loves me and it's only been a couple months.." she explained. "I don't want to love ... not yet not again..." she bit her lip. "Sorry..I knew I wanted to get drunk and forget things..but " she huffed. "i am gonna tell him I cant be that one that cheats and hides it"

Toby raised his eyes, watching her as she approached him. He ex husband did seem like a real asshole and he could see where she was coming from. Mistakes happened all the time, especially when emotions were flying all over the place and you were jaded from being drunk. “You know... you could have just told him?” Toby bit his lower lip, “if he loves you, I’m sure he would have understood. He might even still understand now...” He swung his legs and nodded his head - it was admirable really. “He’s not going to want to kill me, is he? I mean, if it’s any consolation, you can tell him I don’t remember a great deal of it. I can wipe it from my memory.”

Melissa snuffed she was crying during this. She just was a mess why she was admitting it all to Toby right now. She looked at him a moment then away it was hard right now. She knew what they did and it kept replaying in her head because she felt so bad. "No one can be okay with that, I cant..." she said looking at him. "I don't love him...I like him he's sweet and kind...but ..." she shook her head. "Uhh" she bit her lip. "He played Pennywise....so... " hse made a face her only way to to lighten the mood. "Do you not really?" remember anything?"

Toby couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. It was obvious that she wasn’t a bad person, and she hadn’t came out with the intention to hurt anyone. He tentatively wrapped an arm around her shoulders to try and offer her some form of comfort. “You can’t help your feelings if that’s not what you want... Given, you probably could have used different means of figuring it out or ending it but... maybe it’s what needed to happen? In a really messed up kind of way.” Toby played slightly. “Oh, fuck.” He shrugged. “No, I remember quite a lot but I don’t think he needs to hear about me knowing what his girlfriend looks like naked.”

Melissa she felt so bad right now, so guilty she had never done anything like this before. But after everything with Blake and now this she was sure that the idea of love wasn't for her. She knew if she really liked Billy she couldn't of done anything her heart wouldn't let her. But the fact that it happened that she remebers how good it was did say something. "In a I am gonna kill him way he's gonna be so sad..." she knew it he was a such sweet guy. "Yeah..." she bit her lip over the role that Billy played. "He wont know I wont say who you are... " she said looking at him she hugged him, just needing a hug. "so you...remember...."

Toby nibbled his lower lip and shrugged. “At least your telling him, right? And you never know... he’ll probably forgive you. It’s not like you done it maliciously - and if worse comes to worst I’ll gladly take the blame. I mean, I did sort of get you into it. I asked you to so...” He returned her hug. “Yeah,” he murmured shyly, “I was drunk, I don’t have short term memory loss. I remember quite a lot.”

Melissa looked at him and signed "I have too" she would feel to bad to not. Soon as she got back she would sit Billy down and tell him. "I feel like he would but... I don't feel like it's right if I can sleep with you I can do it again and it's not fair" she admitted with a shake of her head. "You did not..I wanted to have some fun and...we where drinking and ...she bit her lip You're all handsome so it happened" she looked around a moment "oh you doo?" she asked rasing a brow

Toby twisted his mouth slightly to the side in deep thought. He supposed everything she was saying was making sense, he just didn't like the idea that he'd been the one to possibly contradict her happiness. "Well, it's completely up to you, it's not my business," he smiled softly. "I really think it probably had more with the drink than anything else but you're very kind," he laughed. "Yep... I do. ...Do you?"

Melissa smiled at him for a moment, it happened they both ended up wanting it and the over drinking made it happen. She closed her eyes a moment. "Mostly" she said she did remember a lot of it "My flight is tomorrow early so you need to make sure I see everything I can today okay"? she just changed the subject for now. No need to make it weird by thinking about it.