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antynous · 4 months

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Being enabled has taken me places I wouldn’t even go with a gun (composer yaoi)

#This is a joke. I swear #franz liszt #fryderyk chopin #classical composers #art

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nowhere302 · 11 months

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I should become a methblr blog I think that can be my new niche

#🎤 mic check #this is a joke. i swear

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crystalninjaphoenix · 6 months

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My brain at all times:

#the low quality is intentional and included in the joke i swear #writing #writers #writer problems

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drusies · 1 month

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

#tes #GOD I SWEAR I CAN DRAW. REAL THINGS. FOR REAL AND NOT JOKES #NOT THIS TIME THOUGH

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loveofastarvingdog · 2 years

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castiel loves you guys. thanks cas

#timothy's txts.#sometimes being nice is so so hard #and i do not like being talked to condescendingly!!!! and i do not like mean stupid comments!!!#but i am. not. going. to. be. an. asshole.#tw swearing #edit: this post is about me but i am fine with y’all tagging blorbos as you see fit and so wish #also this is not a joke

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erabu-san · 7 days

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I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 17 days

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Language! Part 2

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The speech bubbles are a little odd, a holdover from when I used to draw these small and all on one layer and canvas.

Somehow, some way, Splinter’ll always catch them and make them pony up to the swear jar! Darn ninja dads, I swear, it’s like they can hide in the walls or something

Anyway, thought it would be fun to hint at Splinter having a life and acquaintances from his time in yokai society, in that weird way that parents have when they mention a crazy skill they picked up from their mysterious life before parenthood that their kids have no knowledge of yet. Plus, it’s interesting to think about what Splinter does in his day. He loved entertaining and stardom, I doubt he’d up and quit forever. His voice is the last thing truly his after his transformation, I’m sure he’d use it somehow to keep doing what he loved! He’s also a ninja warrior specifically trained to fight the supernatural, that probably comes with some pretty fun skills!

My mom once stole a boat and sailed to an abandoned condemned island for a whole couple of days, a story which cropped up once and then wasn’t explained until years later, much to my intrigue. She’s so calm and well collected, it was crazy to hear the shit she used to get up to lol

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt comic #rise raph #rottmnt raph #rise splinter #rottmnt splinter #I used to be so scared of swearing as a kid that I’d lean in and whisper super dramatically to my friends if I dared say one #then I called someone a bitch right to their face and my friends still joke about it #the brown Listerine tastes like hand sanitizer it’s awful

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viyojo · 7 months

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#splatoon #v #scribbles #my art #i know. easy joke. but I just got off a week of no drawing and mid terms give me this #also slow pilling myself into swears for comedy 👍

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egophiliac · 1 month

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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #yeah here's some more characters swearing #i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point #(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder #trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet #crewel: la la la i can't hear you #trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos #crewel: lA LA LA --

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captorations · 2 years

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i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

#there was an alt version where lup replied with some absolutely godawful quirk #but i decided this was funnier #also i linked the fic in the replies if you want to read it #i swear this wasn’t me trying to like. self-advertise or whatever i was just thinking about this old joke #did Not expect the post to blow up like this #homestuck #the adventure zone

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mintedwitcher · 1 month

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Buck is about to learn what it's like to be the physically smaller person in a relationship for the first time ever.

He's about to learn why his exes liked to borrow his shirts, jackets, hoodies, etc because now he can borrow these from Tommy. He's about to experience the sheer joy of being cuddled by someone bigger than him. He's going to experience having to tilt UP for a kiss instead of down (only by like an inch but still). He is going to find out how it feels to hold a hand that is bigger than his own.

And that just makes me.... mentally unstable.

#[holding tim minear by the throat] if you dont let us keep bucktommy for at LEAST 2-3 episodes i swear-#(for legal reasons this is a joke)#bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard #tv show: 911

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object44object · 1 year

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when will these 2 start dating

#mag sillies #this is a joke. I swear

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ballad-of-the-lamb · 4 months

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has the lamb ever encountered creatures from other dimensions? like say...a strange spider?

they've both encountered the little spider that got spat out from the teleportation sigil one day. he is a sweet thing, and if anything happened to him, they'd kill everyone and then themselves.

#cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl webber #you know that one joke #SHUT UP. IM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I SEE I SWEAR TO GOD #hello hi i'm so happy to see you!!!!#hheeYY OH MY GODD...#that's basically how narinder meeting webber went

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waitineedaname · 8 months

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Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

#fma #blatantly stealing this joke from my sibling because it made me laugh so hard on our call #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #even without his alchemy and military rank ed still manages to cause trouble wherever he goes #roy calling on a private line: edward if you cause another international incident i swear to god I am putting you on house arrest #ed minutes away from breaking into a government building in creta: I'd like to see you try #al accomplishes so much and ed is very proud of him but unfortunately ed is fundamentally a gremlin that is a magnet for trouble #fma posting

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wellfine · 2 years

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Zoro & Sanji before Zoro got to see Sanji's fighting style