#this is how I die

[time-woods]

I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

#prismos search history^ #not for nefarious reasons but just cause hes curious and has no clue how bugs work/cant ask him directly cause that would be real awkward #this is terrible #im sharing this here as well because i must admit it is a bit funny #BUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT ! ! IM JUST AWFUL AT WORDS #my ass got lampooned over this so fast #im just trying to design him a proper exoskeleton #ALSO MY FRIEND ASKED FOR A IMAGE TO LIKE MAKE SENSE OF HIS EXOSKELETON BUT I SENT THE WRONG ONE AND IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK WORSE 4 ME #this is how i die #adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor

[namor-the-sub]

Not me getting a weird stabby pain the back of my skull and then debating if I should close the AO3 tab I’m currently reading in case I keel over right there.

My obituary:

She died as she lived, reading smutty fanfic while she was suppose to be working.

#this is how I die #ao3 #fanfic #it’s a zosan fic too #I haven’t really gotten to the smut yet though

[vader-anakin]

Sebastian Stan for Variety, photographed by Nicol Biesek at Sundance Film Festival.

#sebastian stan #sebstanedit #marvelcastedit #marveldaily #dailyavengers #mcufam #flawlessgentlemen #mancandykings #mensource #unearthlydust #usertammy #usersvenja #yourbuckies #gaybuckybarnes #this is how i die

[deaddcas]

I'm eating glass. I'm dying. ashton jumping into the lava was so cool but fearne following straight after was so...fuck. ashton being so adorable and stumbling over words, holding onto the shard and fearne's hands. ashton being so soft with her..fuck fuck fuck the soulmatism of it all

#callowmoore #critical role spoilers #this is how i die #just thinking about them being linked by fate

[piratewinzer]

mcfuck me i'm in danger

#this is how i die #vibrating rattling bones clattering #good omens #samba i'm gonna cry #THIS aziraphale picture in response #I cannot #I shouldn't have to endure this (i love it) #good omens 2 #aziraphale #ofmd #our flag means death #t minus 5 minutes #this isn't even a full trailer it's a teaser and I am grinding my teeth into paste

[djdangerlove]

Never gonna know peace again because Eddie had to turn away from Buck when he came in with Chris and couldn’t bring himself to explain what all the tubes were - he was crying and shaking his head.

#eddie diaz #evan buckley #this is how I die #911 spoilers

[jamiesugah]

#first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #off jumpol #gun atthaphan #fourth nattawat #gemini norawit #earth pirapat #mix sahaphap #this is how i die

[stripesysheaven]

pov you’re john locke

#BEN LINUS JUMPSCARE #!!!!!!!! #THIS IS HOW I DIE #obsessed with his crazy murder eyes #thank you for this terrifying image of him i will treasure it forever 😌 #obsessivedaydreamer #asks #my posts #benposting

[sodabytes]

i drew this to vent my frustration over how people would probably prefer it if i just drew like the right all the time even though i have infinitely more fun drawing and prefer the look of the left and when i posted this to twitter without that context literally one of the only two replies i got was someone acknowledging that the left example clearly had more effort put into it but saying they like the right drawing better anyway. i am retiring from illustration and all other creative endeavors forever and moving to a forest untouched by the rest of society so i can spend the rest of my days shoveling rocks and stones and insects from the dirt of this unsympathetic planet and into my god damned piehole

#art #my art #nava sodabytes #this is the end #this is how i die #this is what literally kills me

[tea-the-not-understanding]

SOMEONE PLEASE SEND TEA THE MONEY

@roseofdarkness0 Shaking their money at me-

GO AND FOLLOW THEIR BLOG OR SOMETHING- JKANZKDJANKANJ

#I am digging my grave #preparing my own funeral now #this is how I die #my buddy my main man my partner in crime please have mercy on me

[ghostradiodylan]

Let’s play a game:

Smoochy on the forehead, stab and then beat to death, befriend and then pretend to ditch them just to see how they’d react with Dylan, Ryan, and Kaitlyn

(It’s like kiss, marry, kill btw)

UR SO MEAN 2 ME.

First I smooch everyone on the forehead. Then I tell Dylan and Ryan that sadly I must kill one of them for the other to survive. They will then fight to the death for the honor of sacrificing themselves for the other and end up in a deeply romantic murder/suicide or suicide/suicide situation and I won’t have to kill anyone myself. 😂😭😭😭

I know killing Dylan is kinda my brand, but I love him very much and he’s very important to me. I wouldn’t be able to kill him but I also wouldn’t want to take Ryan or Kaitlyn away from him! He would not want to be my friend after that!

Ryan would probably take being befriended and abandoned better than Dylan. Dylan’s got that whole rejection sensitivity thing, I wouldn’t do that to him. Ryan would probably just replace me with a podcast.

I would very much not want to kill Kaitlyn, I love her so, but she’s also probably the most difficult to kill in terms of having a lot of skills (she probably knows karate or something in addition to her gun skills!) so I’d probably just let her kill me. I’d put up a little bit of a fight though, just for show.

#fuck marry kill #smooch befriend/abandon kill #the quarry #dylan lenivy #ryan erzahler #kaitlyn ka #this is how I die #I am a worthy sacrifice to Kaitlyn ka #mean asks from mean people /j #beautiful asks from beautiful people #sargeantsarmy showing up in everyone’s inbox like jigsaw

[princeinsomniavoid]

Re the post i made yesterday: HELLO?

#*falls down the stairs* #*dies* #*combusts* #*is crushed to death* #*explodes* #HELLO? #the scarab #adventure time #fiona and cake #this was made specifically to end my life #i swear to god #this is how I die #🔷️Crossovers...

[the-littlest-goblin]

I have made the fatal error of attempting to document the Goncharov Canon

#this is exclusively from my what's crossed my dash I haven't dared venture into the tag get #or braved the ao3 page #this is how I die #don't mind me #not gonna put this in the main tag because if other people start correcting or contributing I will pass out

[chopper-base]

I haven't moved for the past almost 5 hours.

My cat is asleep and I'd rather chew my own arm off than wake her-

#this is how i die

[quill-pen]

So... you know how they say, "Never pause a Disney movie"?

Well... it goes for Netflix movies, too.

Pardon me while I die laughing.

#screenshots #scrooge 2022 #ebenezer scrooge #netflix scrooge #netflix #his face is soooo STRRREEETCHHHHHHYYYYY #this is how i die #never pause a movie

[docholligay]

I am SO HYPER TODAY I CANNOT SETTLE

#this is how i die #pacing like a caged tiger in my living room #having full on conversations with myself