#this is so 😓😓🤚🤚🤚😭😭😭😭

[rhey-007]

The Mystery of Love

Fernando Alonso family fluff

|| P5 of Fernando Alonso x goth mommy!reader

• | socialmedia au

READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE

Summary: A young couple falling in love on their parents', friends' and media's eyes.

A/N: This part is mostly focusing on Klaus and Bluebell, with exceptional snippets of Fernando and reader. If you haven't read previous parts go see them first cause you'll have no idea what's going on, nor who those people are :))

I promise this is the last (as for right now) part where I focus mostly on the kids (this time on Klaus) I just want to give them some more attention too. Next part will be full of Nando x reader 🙏💞 Also- I just realized I did a bad research 🧍‍♀️ Bluebell is not Christian's biological daughter, just Geri's and her surname is Halliwell, my bad 😓🤚 But I'll leave her as a Horner, don't want to change everything and it plays into the narration :))

If anyone would like to be added to the taglist or has any suggestion for future parts let me know!

Enjoy! 💞

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•bluebell_horner: 🍕🍜🎮🎲

•christianhorner: you know I love you but never again... Too many teens...

→ •bluebell_horner: You weren't even there!

→ •christianhorner: but I came back to hell of a mess 🧍‍♀️

→ •bluebell_horner: but we cleaned it anyway! >:(

→ •user1: •user imagine Christian coming back home to 7 teens and "hell of a mess" xD

→ •user2: I'm sure he almost fainted 😂

→ •user3: and Geri just laughed at him 😂

•user4: is that Klaus???

→ •user5: Yup! She even tagged him!

→ •user4: 😲 so they MAY be together!

→ •user6: seem more like friends now tbh 🤷‍♀️

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•bluebell_horner: 🌱🌅🪵

•user7: Klaus is everywhere on this account!

→ •user8: there has to be something going on between them 🧍‍♀️

→ •user9: I bet Nando just randomly decided to meet them together one time on the paddock

→ •bluebell_horner: 1+

→ •user9: 😲

•herbestie2: best trip ever! Thx guys! 💞

→ •bluebell_horner: Ofc! 💞 Thank you too 😊

•kl.au_s: thanks for inviting me :))

→ •bluebell_horner: how could I not invite you! 💖

•user10: I'm surprised Christian let Bluebell go there lol

→ •user11: why wouldn't he?

→ •user10: well he's quite overprotective

→ •user11: oooh 😮

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•y/n._.l/n: trip time ⛰️🌅🏕

•user12: not Klaus inviting Bluebell 😭🤚💞

→ •user13: it only confirms the rumors!

•fernandoalo_oficial: thanks for the amazing time! 😍❤

•bluebell_horner: thank you for inviting me! I had a great time! 🤗🥰

→ •y/n._.l/n: no problem honey! 💞 you're always welcome!

→ •user14: mother is mothering 😎🤙

•user15: NEW NANDO CONTENT YEEEE >:3

→ •user16: we still need more, •y/n._.l/n please?

👉👈🥺

•susie_wolff: beautiful photos and even more beautiful family! 💖

•sebastianvettel: can't wait to finally meet you! ❤ you make Nando so happy! 🤗

→ •y/n._.l/n: soon honey, soon! 💞

•mark_webber: can't believe Fernando got so lucky, wish the fam all the best! 🥰😍

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: what do you mean you can't believe it??? 😠

→ •mark_webber: you know I love you hihi 🤭

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•christianhorner: grill time 😋🥩🍻

•y/n._.l/n: so greatful for the invite 💞 both us and kids had a great time!

→ •christianhorner: I'm glad to hear that :) you and kids are always welcome!

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: what about me??? :(

→ •christianhorner: you too Fernando, you too

•fernandoalo_oficial: next time at my place! 💪❤

→ •christianhorner: alright! 😎

→ •user17: fathers' grill wars??? I'd love to see that xD

→ •user18: ✨grill the grid but with actual grill✨

→ •user19: I would watch that

→ •user18: we all would!

→ •y/n._.l/n: •fernandoalo_oficial NO ❌

→ •kl.au_s: •fernandoalo_oficial HELL NAHH ❌

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: why not? 😭

→ •kl.au_s: LAST TIME YOU ALMOST BURNED THE KITCHEN, NEVER AGAIN

→ •y/n._.l/n: you'll burn the whole garden and house, no thank you ❤🙏

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: :(((

→ •user20: not Fernando almost burning the kitchen 😂

→ •user21: of course he almost burned something 🤦‍♀️

→ •user22: what counts is willingness 😅🤣

•maxverstappen1: great time spend in even better company! 😎💞 Penelope already can't wait for another play date!

→ •user23: we were robbed again!

→ •user24: when will we finally see the kids playing together istyendbdmdnw ❗❗❗

→ •y/n._.l/n: soon, soon <3

→ •user24: OOOO 😲💞

•user25: Alonso's, Verstappen's and Perez'es at one place? What a combo!

→ •user27: Fernando to redbull possibly???

→ •user28: that's a fever dream 🫠🥰

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•user29: the magic of Fernando "the matchmaker" Rizzlonso 😊✨

→ •user30: not only did he got himself a beautiful lady but also found one for his stepson!

→ •user31: the true matchmaker of the paddock 😎

•user32: they look so cute together 🥹

•user33: I'm sure Fernando was the one who met them

→ •user34: didn't Bluebell actually confirm it under one of her recent posts?

→ •user33: Oh right she did!

→ •user35: •user33 and I'm sure Christian's not happy about his babygirl meeting a boy xD

→ •user36: he's not just a boy 🙄 he's a literal god and a supermodel!

→ •user35: ...Don't think so, looks like a potato Blubell is too beautiful for him

→ •user36: you're a potato >:(

→ •user37: fangirls fangirling as always 😇✨

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Tag list: @morgan-getty @lichterfee @ashy-kit

#f1 #f1 fanfiction #fanfiction #female reader #formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #fluff #formula one fanfiction #fernando alonso fluff #fernando alonso x you #fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso x y/n

[doodle-pops]

Sooo.. I’ve been thinking about this for a while and it’s been living rent free in my head for a while. What do you think an enemies to lovers trope with Glorfindel would be like (how could you hate this ball of sunshine, but I guess that’s why I wanted to ask)? I’m sorry if this sounds rude or if I was bothering you, thank you.

Glorfindel?! The resident ray of sunshine?! Anon, shame on you for wanting to bring hurt to our Golden Retriever 😟. Though, I can surprisely think of a few scenarios because that's unfortunately my ability as a single braincell writer 😖

Under the cut because it's A LOT. I gave two scenarios :)

Being a descendant of House Feanor

Let's give Glorfindel a sibling (and no, not Elenwe because I know lots of people headcanon them as siblings) who died on the ice while crossing. Tragic, I know 😓

As much Glorfindel puts on the façade of being cheerful, he's furious towards the House of Feanor for the ship burning which led to his sibling dying on the ice.

In comes you, whichever position you want as a Feanorian—their sibling or child—in the 2nd age where Glorfindel makes it clear that he hasn't forgiven you for your actions at Losgar and his sibling dying. As much as you attempt to settle the situation calmly, Glorfindel makes it clear that he doesn't forgive you.

Perhaps from there, the enemies to lovers troupe begin. The two of you constantly clashing despite attempts at distance yourself. Words and insults are flung at one another, more privately because he doesn't want people to witness his aggressive demeanour. And so, you begin to despise the ever fabric of his existence because he was ruining your peace you were attempting to find after years of chaos.

You are constantly left defending yourself, (whether you did burn the boats or not is up to you) because somewhere along the lines, either of you will begin to catch feelings like it's contagious. Perhaps an incident where you're missing after riding out on a trip and you went missing. Glorfindel is told to lead the search and rescue party and he's FOAMING at his mouth because you can't preform a simple task without messing it up. (Sir🤚, please stop being so aggressive. I'm a sensitive baby 🥺😭. Go easy on me 🥺👉👈)

And well, from there, it's pretty obvious how those end up. Spending days searching for you, he eventually does come across you on his own and has to fight off orcs/captors. He probably gets injured and you're left to nurse him back to health. As much as he resists, he's grateful, but tries to put up a wall to not let anything else occur. F A I L U R E. His sass doesn't cut it this time because you came prepared to handle his ass.

After spending weeks A L O N E and having to get along, ✨romance✨ is in the air and confessions are made. Not just romantic confession, but apologies as well. A little whisper of, “You're not as bad as I considered you to be.” OMG!!

And you both lived happily ever after when you returned and began pursuing each other and surprised the public.

For the other one, I can only think of enemy to lovers which is different from enemies to lovers. This one is a one-sided hate from reader's end.

Mortal reader

Reader is mortal and probably has an ongoing feud with elves in general. Maybe when one of her villages was being destroyed by an orc raid and help was needed, the elves never came. Eventually, once day reader becomes injured too close to Rivendell and wakes up in the healing wing.

You can just imagine how much confusion and disgust they're experiencing in that moment. Lord Elrond would introduce himself and attempt to calm them, and then in the wonderful moment of reassuring reader's safety, he mentions it was Lord Glorfindel who was responsible for military service that found them.

Well would you just look at how reader's blood is going to boil at the realisation of being saved by the people who they had hoped to help their village when it was under attack. Ah, yes! Reader starts hating Glorfindel before they even met.

Let's say that during their choice to remain locked up in the healing wing, Glorfindel wants to know if the mortal he saved was secure, so an unfortunate visit was made. And reader, upon learning of his identity through harmless introductions, becomes enraged that he would even attempt to visit.

Because of the orc raid, reader's family died, hence the reason for the hatred. Glorfindel, now, is confused but also saddened at the accusations being made towards him and his kin for their lack of support and care to other races apart from themselves.

Attempting to dissolve the tension doesn't go as planned because reader refuses to accept any apologies despite Glorfindel's plead to understand their reason for not coming on time to help. They were basically held back by ambush but reader isn't buying it.

Lord Elrond would inform reader to dwell a little while longer until their wounds were healed. Reader chooses to stay indoors and out of sight however, Glorfindel persists on making reader see his POV. And so the chase begins.

Reader hating Glorfindel and avoiding him while Glorfindel isn't backing down (Never back down never what?! Never give up!) and pursuing reader to be reasonable and understanding. It's not an easy task, but this is the renowned Lord Glorfindel, the Balrog Slayer. He never gives up.

Perhaps insert reader slowly having their views of the elves hospitality changing during their time there which opens up their horizons. Lord Elrond having an input when he comes across reader sulking in the gardens during a check up an ear of advice to which reader contemplates.

Then suddenly, well being prepared to face Glorfindel once again, he doesn't show up. In fact, he stops showing up and pursuing reader finally concluding that his presence was making things worse. This brings a pang of disappointment as reader was looking forward to conversing with him. Even when they search for him, he keeps things short and distances himself with an apology and bow. 😭 (I'm not okay)

G U I L T eats at readers soul because throughout the angry back and forth banter, they were enjoying it and his presence. Even as they go over their shared conversations, it makes them slightly giddy as they find themself laughing. This makes them realise where they stand on their thoughts and feeling towards him.

Eventually (after swallowing their pride), they receive help to make an apology to Glorfindel. It's not a romantic confession, but more a platonic thing at first. Something along the lines of a friendship before it graduates into romance. It's all about overcoming their hate and reasoning with themselves and not blaming others instead of being understanding.

#[ plot doodles ] #glorfindel #glorfindel headcanons #glorfindel imagine #glorfindel x y/n

[wheeboo]

i think we have a ±3 hr difference, not too sure BUT OMG I love how you said snork mimi land .. I'm stealing that phrase

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- yuyu 🎀

its currently late at night for me rn so idk if that helps with the difference n prob going to snork mimi land in a bit so i hope you had a good day/night !!! lmk if you di anything fun :D either way time zones regardless WE R STILL TALKING SO ITS OKAY 🫡🫡

bRO ?!?! THEYRE SO SWAG PLS THEYRE DNACING IS SOO GOOD OMG DJFKLSF AND THE BODY ROLLS?? i was like 😳😳 THE ENTIRE TIME WATCHING THAT PLUS SO IN AWE HOW DO THAT AND LIKE THAT LAST MOVE WHERE THEY WENT ON THE FLOOR AND JUST LIKE,,, LEVITATED ???????????? IT WAS SO SATIFSYING TO WATCH 😭

hyunjin. HWANG HYUNJIN. omg i remember watching this when it came out 2 years ago and ITS STILL SO ICONIC !! SJDSAD ITS THE WAY HIS HAIR SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN FANDOM LIKE THE WAY ITS BOUNCING LIKE THAT WHILE HE DANCES ??? and sir the neck tattoos the chain necklace his facial expressions plEASE 🧎‍♀️🤚 he is literally not just the artist but THE ART.

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LOWLIFE PRINCESS AAAAAAA BIBI IS SUCH MOTHER FOR THAT ALBUM !! AND AN ODE omg thats def one of my top svt albums too !! eyes wide open is prob my fave twice album too along with perfect world and between 1&2 !! txt is probably the dream chapter eternity and/or chaos chapter freeze. enha would be dark blood. i have to get more into ateez discography to figure out a fav album !!

hmmm do you have any fav shows or dramas? <33

#유유 anon #answered

[lanawinterscigarettes]

AHHH YASSS 🤩🤩🤩

RIGHT OMFGGG — and then you’ll be scrutinizing that one sentence the whole time 😭😭😭

SAME & W posting things too — like, ’I’m so sorry, I’m too ADHD for this :’)’ 🤣😭😭

Oh, you’re all good, I’m the same 🤣🤣💞

YESSS

💕💕

SERIOUSLY ITS THE GREATEST- like knowing that MY fic gave someone a physical reaction makes my day 😍

LITERALLY ME- I'll be writing and that one sentence will throw everything off until I finally get it fixed lmao 😭🤚

I'll get so distracted, I literally have to make a list of all things I need to do and check and people I need to respond to before I go online just to make sure it all gets done 😅😭👍

We're like two peas in a pod 😌💗 (upset that there's not a pea emoji)

THOSE DAYS ARE THE BEST BECAUSE I'LL FINISH LIKE 3 DIFFERENT WIPS ALL AT ONCE it also means I won't be going to sleep until 3 AM 😓 but yknow

💖💖

#aeron answers #wanda 💕

[damn-stark]

I just love the relationship we have with Jean 😭😭 he's just the perfect man, and I literally can't stop reading chapters randomly.... I'm so obsessed with that man that I had to draw him with me 💀🤚🤚 IT'S FOR THE GOOD CAUSE THO LMAOOOO

If I could draw I would draw us too 😓 but hey! If you want you can show me yours 😌 I love art!

I just love writing Jean, he’s so soft 🥰

#damn-stark

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[falsegoodnight]

hiiiii <3 would you care to update your raging fanbase on your wips/current priorities/progress/future plans?

omg ruthie i hope you realize that i’m taking this as permission to RAMBLE (also raging fan base sjfjjfg what 😭) also quick note, i’m doing this on my phone so that’s a 99% increased chance of typos. just ignore them <3

i’m currently attempting to do what i call “slowing the fuck down” because i’m literally incapable of taking an actual break so i have to settle for lowering my posting rate (for the sake of my grades most of all, but also the sake of my deteriorating sanity ha). posting twice or thrice (august 2020 smh) a month is fun and all except that it isn’t sjdjkd

i say that and yet i’m still planning on posting twice in march... anyways.

i’ll do this in list format because i love lists.

1. assassin au

okay so this is based off prompt 80 from the blff which is hopefully saved somewhere in my notes because i don’t even remember—

okay it is!! the prompt: John Wick au (kinda?), in which Harry is a legendary assassin but hides this from his sweet boyfriend Louis the whole time. Cue lots of badass Harry action scenes while trying to juggle this with his normal life with his sweet boyfriend and their cute dog Clifford.

and so the thing about this prompt is that it was originally submitted to the fest by lovely chelsea @kittenlouis whose birthday just happens to be coming up in march hehe. it’s a prompt that stuck out to me from the beginning but i never really considered it because i didn’t think i’d ever be able to pull off “badass Harry action scenes” tbh i still don’t know if i can but i’m going to try!

i’m currently at 8.5k for this fic out of an estimated 48k (rip) but that’ll hopefully be 10k by the end of today. the whole story itself is already outlined and planned out and i’m so excited about it, i can’t even articulate how much. there’s lots of drama and action and twists and turns and everything i love!! also this harry, man... this harry is my favorite harry i’ve ever written 😔🤚 i adore him and he deserves the world. they both do :’)

it’s definitely not going to be for everyone since there’s going to be a lot of action and violence (not non-graphic violence) and it’s darker than anything i’ve ever written 😬 like don’t get me wrong, 100% going for action rom-com vibes for some scenes and there’ll be some fluff and soft, sappy moments (stoic hardened assassin that has no experience with love in any form until he meets sweet affectionate nurse, pls 😓) but the last part of the fic: *incoherent gesticulations*

also it’s mpreg!! lol it’s for chelsea, i had to.

anyways back to the violence— i can’t even tell you how many videos and articles i’ve read/watched in the past week on jiu jitsu and kali, tactical driving, knife fighting (sort of have a fascination with this one now) (and an extreme fear sjdjd), medical info about various injuries, escapology, poisons, the john wick verse (it’s not going to be as intense as john wick but i am thinking of setting it in an alternate reality new york where there’s a lot more government instability and free reign from the underground— not, like, a lot... but a bit), and more. i love getting deep into research and ending up with so much new knowledge and information that you don’t know if you’ll ever apply to real life (or really really hope you won’t have to 😳)

yeah so that’s been fun! i’m looking forward to getting deeper in the story!!

2. fake dating au

i’ve already talked so much, this is ridiculous. will try to be quick now!

fake dating au is my oldest wip! it’s circa december 2019 and honestly i’m annoyed with myself for letting it sit for so long. however!! i finally completed the full outline for this fic (after months of procrastination) sometime last week (i think... what is time?) and i feel really good about where the story has ended up so hopefully this will be my priority after assassin au! i don’t expect it to be longer than 35-38k so i may be able to finish and post it by the end of march (it’s currently at 5k!! deleted most of what i had before and then speed-wrote a few scenes the other day) but we’ll see!!

i mainly chose this as the next priority because it’s been too long since i’ve written abo :’( etblp was posted in november! over three months ago what the fuck!! but there’s going to be a lot of good abo stuff in this fic: touch depri, nesting, scenting, and... courting <3 it’s also been much too long since i’ve written any level of enemies to lovers hehe.

3. destruction fic!!

can’t explain how much i love this fic :’) it’s been mostly outlined since back in... september i believe? maybe even august— but i’ve been stuck at the 3k mark since october and that’s really frustrating. i realized it didn’t quite excite me as much as it used to so i decided i needed to change that in the way i know best:

add. drama.

i’m not even joking sjdjdj i came up with a plot point that’s going to add so much angst and i’m so excited about it 😭 i was talking to chelsea about it (is this my tactic to avoid spoiling her birthday fic for her because everyone knows i can’t shut up... perhaps) the other day and her encouragement and excitement also made me more excited.

this fic is a combination of a lot of things i love: superpower, supernatural elements in general, exes to lovers, hurt/comfort (so much hurt 💔 so much comfort ❤️), and other things that i will not reveal!! i sort of like being mysterious on occasion.

anyways those are the next three priorities and after that nothing is set in stone. however, i will say that mandalorian series and the (newly abo) flatshare au are looking pretty good to me rn... also, perhaps the sequel to just a flicker in the dark 👀 (i don’t think i’ve mentioned that on tumblr yet so... surprise!)

i definitely made good on that promise of rambling sjdjdj apologies in advance, ruthie, but thank you for your interest!! 💞 hope you have a wonderful day/night!

(wait omg i can’t even do “keep reading” because i’m on my phone... ripp sorry guys)

edit: back on my laptop so i added it shjsks

#asks #wips #assassin au #destruction fic #reunion au #this is so long what’s wrong with me help #i did eat four slices of pizza during the process of typing this #so maybe i should have realized sjdjjd

[koishua]

I mean, it wouldn't be such a nuisance if it wasn't so hard to pronounce, I'm really conscious about my way of speaking so what really takes me back is the speaking part 😔 (the most important 😓)

Finally it wasn't so bad, I would've stayed more time if it wasn't for some things I have to do here, but after this experience I'm thinking of going there to at least start studying while I take care of my cousin. I have much to think about, I'll have to talk it out with my bed 💤

Would you know 👀 I'm actually on ep 8 of All of us are dead, but I'll talk about that in another ask...

Well actually, these last days HxH has been really fun, I like this exam arc, but I prefer watching it with my friend bc I like to say stupid shit and we end up laughing all the time. (Actually Hisoka's parts usually have that flamenco music so we always make fun of it dancing to it 😂) Domestic Girlfriend is... confusing, like 'why are you making an anime about this??? 🧐'. Yeah, I'll check out that one then, the only sports anime I've seen is Haikyuu and I loved it, I'd like to watch Yuri on Ice and Free! Have you watched them?

It's good to hear that, must really come in handy knowing a person in every school, I could never 😂 Then I've totally achieved my goal 😌‼️ I always have much love to give so anytime you need reassurance, I'm here 🕴️

ahh... I wouldn't know... As I'm an only child I only know I would give my life for my parents, but I don't actually know if I'd like to have siblings... My mother told me she wanted to have manyyy kids, like 6 or so, but due to reasons she decided not to, but damn, I wouldn't want to be oldest sibling out of that bunch 👀 I can't even imagine the pressure.

Well, the first Agatha's book I read was 'And then there were none' at 13-14 for school, and to this day it's the first that comes to mind when recommending one, it really has you on the edge all the time (the introduction is kinda long and a little boring but after the dinner it all escalates) and bombastic plot twist 💥. Murder in the Orient express is also a classic.

Yeah, now my mind is in ‼️All of us are dead‼️but I'll check their synopsis out.

Take care and get better angel <3 - 💐

oh so you CAN speak french‼️meh i say don't be too concerned over an accent or the way you speak or anything 💔 it's so stupid that we gradually feel more self conscious about it as we grow up tho and like, the concern is so common and yet <//3 idk kids generally have it so easy with learning languages and talking since they don't hold back like we might do smh

pls im glad you're in the fluffy and fun and adventure filled era of hxh for now 😭 hisoka is sick af, but the music just makes it better yeah lmao it gets gradually so so dark and the tension just makes your neck sore sometimes 💔💔 there are so many "wtf" animes so ig domestic gf is that kind too haha i haven't watched yuri on ice (at least not in full episodes, i do know what goes on tho) but free! is still on my tbw list... for the past years.... still haven't watched it bc so many new stuff are coming out 😭🤚

thanking my dad for the amount of ppl ik istg i still don't know how my memory is capable of that </3 thanks for being the reliable older sister (figure) i never had 💜💔

trust me. being the oldest isn't worth any of its very few advantages 😐 im the oldest of four and you have to be the second mother to everyone. just— no. i would never recommend being born first and im very serious about this oml. ppl might always complain about being lonely as an only child, but that's far better than being constantly surrounded by multiple gremlins at once 🥴 they look up to you for everything, so you never get to make mistakes (as my mom always tells me to behave or else you're being "a bad influence" and teaching them something bad 💔🙁). also bc you were your parents' first kid, they'll be harsher on you but the rules they once reinforced on you will lighten up so much more with your younger siblings. okay im done with my mini rant anyways you can see how done i am with this entire older sister life 💀💀

after i finish my recently bought books, i'll be checking out and then there wer none!!

#💐 anon

[neapolitanswirl]

It's real ironic 😒🤷‍♂️ when you 👉 walk into 🚶▶️ All Stars 🌟⭐️🌟 in 9th place 9️⃣ sharing 🙌🤗 the place 🏅🥉 of the lowest 👇😓 placing queen 👑 on the season 📺🍂 with me ☺️, and then you walk in 🚪 and all 🙆‍♂️ of you achievements 🏆👍 are... out of drag 🙅‍♂️💄 and then you sit 💅🏻🛋 there and say 🗣 you're not 🚫 on the same level🏔👋,, well 😌you know 🤓💭 what baby 🍼 👶 I agree 😆 with you... you're not 🙅‍♂️ on the same level... and you spoke 👄 a very true 👌☕️ statement, and I'm happy 😊😅 that out of all the lies 😤 you told this season 🌞 you said 🗯 something real 💪🔮. so with that I applaud 👏 you milk 🥛, I deeply 👇🌊 applaud 👏👏👏 you. MC?: Do you thinkshe's skimmed, almond, soy? I don't give a fuck 😤��, I'm skinnier 👉👈, and thinner 💁‍♂️, and more beautiful😍😝, and I will always ⏭⌛️ have more oestrogen 🐣👱‍♀️ running 🏃🏽 in my blood 💉💉 because i was born 👼 with two X ❌❌ chromosomes... I don't have an adam's 👨apple 🍏🍎 [slaps neck with microphone 🎤] you could never 🙌🙅‍♂️ clock 🔍⏰ me darling 💆. So take that pony tail 👱‍♀️🐴 and wind 🌀 it back up ⬆️ into that little 👌black box ▪️◾️and use that top 🔝 wig 💇 to cover 🙈 your face 🤢😶 because with your mug 😒💋 on this evening 🌃🌚, you look like aquaria 🐠 on testosterone 💪👨 darling. So walk 🚶back off 👋🖕the runway 📸👗and walk back into the work👨‍💼😴 room and sign 💄 that mirror🌫.

Let me 🤚 tell you something 🗣👅- I thought 💭 they were gonna show 🙌🎥 it but Milk 👗🐮 walked 🚶 off and then ☝️ there was a moment ⏲⏳ when we all looked 👀 at each other 👯 and all we heard 👂 was eeeuuugughhuueeeaHeheeeahgh 😖😫😭😩 and it was like... "oh my god 🙊👸there's a dying 😵 pig 🐷🥓 back stage 🎭 🔙," no, 🙅‍♂️ but it was just Milk 🥛🤰 crying 😢 💦💦 and I turn 🔄 to the side and Chi Chi's 🗑👩‍🌾 crying 😭and she's like 😩 and then I'm so drunk 🍷😵 and I'm like "w- why 🤷‍♂️💬 is everybody 👥👸crying ☔️" and then Kennedy's 💋 crying 😭 and Trixies 🤡 like plotting 😏😈 a way to start 🔜 a fire 🔥🔥💥 because she lost 🗺‼️ a challenge 🙍‍♂️ Morgan comes back and startscrying and leaves again. Morgan 💀👻 comes back 👋 and says 💬 sorry 😖🙏 to Bendelacreme 😊🙃😊 and the stage 🏰 actually sets on fire 💥🔥... because Morgan 😵 is actually Satan 👺... Actually 🤔✋️ that sounds 🔊 like a believable 😌🙌 story 📖 plot, Drag Race 👸🏁 I hope 🤞 you're listening 👂to this and I 🙋 hope you 👉 make this happen for All Stars 🌟 ✨ 3.2 😝