#this is the funniest thing to me

[introspectivememories]

au where zoro's swords are sentient in the way all well-loved things are and they like sanji. they think his kicks are strong and his battle prowess is amazing and he's a worthy rival for their master. more importantly, the cook makes their master happy and a happy master is a master that doesn't make stupid decisions. the only problem is that while their master be a genius in swordsmanship, he is, to put it gently, a fucking idiot in everything else. cue wado, kitetsu, shushui (while it was still around at least) and enma desperately trying to wingman zoro

#enma watching it's master pick a fight with the cook so he can touch the cook: is master like this always? #wado and kitetsu sighing tiredly: welcome to the fucking club #enma watching his master pick a /weed/ off the ground and try to give it to the cook: master's not usually this dumb right? right??? #kitetsu: yes. #this is the funniest thing to me #zoro is so fucking helpless his swords have to wingman for him #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #kuroashi no sanji

[thesnailkiwi]

Wait until the hermitcraft fandom has the dsmp fandom realization that salmon are red when they're in spawning season

#this is the funniest thing to me #its like Sally the Salmon all over again #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10

[satturn]

x

#hollow knight #silksong #fireb0rn #this is the funniest thing to me

[petrichor-reminiscence]

y'all, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed here in June...

my wisdom teeth are coming out during pride month :o

#rem rambles #haha silly #gay #queer #pride month #teeth #this is the funniest thing to me

[eegghhh]

Shut your annoying ass up you fucking virgin

1) virginity is a stupid social construct and it shouldn't matter to anyone but the individual

2) if you don't like me block me lmao this doesn't benefit you

#6 years on tumblr and my first anon hate I've made it #this is the funniest thing to me

[weekend-whip]

So... Next Chapter: Lloyd commits terrorism against Serpentine, and Kai nearly gets drowned by The Squad, only to set fire to everything... did I get that right?

There is definitely acts of terrorism, near-drowning, and a fire lol

#this is the funniest thing to me #you have no idea #legacyverse #legacyverse spoilers #asks from nice people #i've been tryna chip out this chapter hnng #anniversary stuff is taking up my attention however

[strawberry-seal77]

me and my 8 transgender chickens named Samuel

#minecraft #this is the funniest thing to me

[attic-club-sandwich]

SEE OH MY GOD

Everyone is posting theirs and now i can't because it may cause concern 😂

#how did they beat Harry Styles i'm crying #this is the funniest thing to me #my posts #obey me #obey me brothers #spotify wrapped

[wrestlezon]

today i learned that claudio not only twitch streams but he also plays league for realsies

#talkzon #this is the funniest thing to me

[ambitionbled-arch]

#follow because she bought me eggnog and had it delivered to my house

#This is the funniest thing to me #My legacy is buying Dylan Eggnog because I know it's his fave #❛ // ooc ¦ hot mess era ・ 「 ooc ! 」

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

"Am I scary yet?"

-Pearlescentmoon

(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)

#this post originally said->->-> #I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes. #“I'm not wearing any clothes” “give me your pants” “I'm taking off my shirt” #so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally #<-<-<- but then it almost hit 6k so pearlo <3

[lesbiandinin]

SO TRUE WYLL'S DAD

#this is the funniest thing to me #'yeah you suck' #get his ass

[carlyraejepsans]

I AM FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING

#EIGHT YEARS AND HE'S STILL PULLING #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME ON TWITTER #OH MY GOD I FEEL LIGHTHEADED #undertale #sans #ns4w

[unpretty]

a fact about me is that i was an early bloomer who hit puberty in elementary school and was immediately, obnoxiously horny in ways that were uncomfortable for everyone because no one is prepared for an elementary schooler with b cups and a deep fascination with movies where people get tied up. another fact is that because i was considered smart for my age in the ways that mattered, i just accepted all this as a single package, the many ways that i was not really a child the way other children were children but was instead a miniature adult. i was technically a child, but not really, as far as i was concerned. it also did not occur to me until around high school that i was fat, because i instead considered myself to be sturdy, to be buff, to be built like a tank.

so somewhere around middle school i am noticing the ways in which i am Not Like Other Girls, the ways in which i am not what society says a girl is and the ways that things marketed to girls do not appeal to me. i don't know how other girls dealt with this, but i very rationally decided that i was only technically a girl, in the way that i was only technically a child. so i looked at the things that did appeal to me, and that i did enjoy, and reverse engineered my demographic to decide that on a practical and functional level i was a middle-aged man. i had also gotten really hornily into wolverine because of the first x-men movie, and ended up reading a lot of comics, so as you can imagine the comic book version of wolverine who is short and built like a tank and older than he looks despite being for all intents and purposes a middle aged man really had some appeal to me.

there are idiots who say shit about how tomboys would be considered trans these days or whatever, but i can assure you that was not what was happening here. by middle school i already had to special order bras and i was fine with that because of the many weird fetishes i was developing, none of which can be blamed on the internet because i hadn't found that shit yet and also to this day you would have a hard time finding anything similar to the things i wrote in my secret notebook and immediately destroyed. the fact that i was technically a girl was vital to all this. media where there was a big reveal that some cool dude had been a hot chick the whole time was my shit. weird feral beast people who turned out to be hot women once they took a bath? fuck yes. i would never have cut my hair because that would have ruined my chances to take off a helmet and reveal that i had girl hair. at no point did i think i was anything but a girl, it was just that i was functionally a middle-aged man, who was a girl.

what this means is that i still liked all the things i already liked, such as leather jackets and comic books and anime and old stand-up comedy, but i also did extensive research on the other things i felt i should like according to the demographic i had assigned myself. i watched vh1's 'i love the 70s' with the air of someone trying to hide their amnesia, even though my parents were children in the 70s. i got into the beatles. i tried to get into cars for a while before accepting that i only liked the vintage car aesthetic and couldn't be fucked to know actual car facts. i wore nothing but cargo shorts and aloha shirts for a while, which didn't really stand out that much because it was middle school. i bought a fedora and became a libertarian atheist. i made plans to buy a motorcycle (i could not ride a bike).

i gave up on it after a while because quite frankly my titty situation meant there was never really going to be a big reveal that i'd been a girl the whole time. it was pretty obvious even with the cargo shorts. also the older of a teen i was, the more likely it felt that i could maybe get laid, except i could tell that was never going to happen as long as i kept wearing cargo shorts. it took longer to give up the fedora because it was leather and i wore it with my leather jacket and fingerless gloves, which i convinced myself worked a lot better after i'd gone full high school goth. i lived in the desert so you can imagine how well that worked out for me, smell-wise.

anyway that's how my female socialization went, i don't think it was particularly successful tbqh

#original #the funniest part to me is the vh1 thing #i watched so much vh1 while inexplicably behaving as if i was already familiar with everything i was seeing

[koneko-chan]

𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah

#this is the funniest thing in the world to me #the sound of the salt is so pathetic is cracks me up. how did gibi become reigen for real #mp100 #reigen arataka #video #asmr #gibi asmr #asmr gibi

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #have i ever told you guys the time i was in pre school and a gang of girls blocked me from getting out of the bathroom in school unless #i said a name of a random boy? no. yeah. and i didn't even knew what a fucking crush or even that i was aroace at the time. wild. #funniest thing was the mean girl try to flirt with said boy and confront me when i didn't even noticed. girl. i didn't even knew we had him #in class... literaly what are you trying to prove?