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#this kinda got away from me but yk what i mean im tired lol
ryuuseini · 1 year
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God I wanna... Say Something regarding fatphobia in media and the terms ppl use in describing characters who gain weight over time ("letting go" like bro shut the fuck up???) and how like, there's also nuance to the discussion (like, a character who starts out on the heavier side choosing to lose weight shouldn't be demonized either - as PLENTY of people want to lose weight for various reasons, and while you can point to a decent amount of it stemming from our fatphobic society, a lot of it is also just personal desire at the end of the day - but I also understand that if your ONLY fat character loses weight at the end and the other characters don't change either, then that's not good) but idk, I'm a little too tired to properly articulate what's going on in my mind? But I just... wish this was more of a discussion
#fatphobia#like - this is coming from someone who is overweight and is very visibly so#and yeah i do wanna lose weight simply because i dont like the way it distributes on me#but theres also the pressure of my mom who thinks its just wrong of me to be this weight and im like ??? pls stop#but I know for ME its more a personal desire#but i think my biggest issue is that like. bc we're at a state of representation where the bare minimum is never met#we're pushing for a monolithic representation of a far more diverse group#which. yes. i get it. ppl shouldnt be reduced to 'hi im fat bc i love food' and that be all rep#like no i 100% agree with that like a character shouldnt be striped down to solely be about being what marginalized group they are#but humans are so fucking nuanced that like. i DO want to see a character who does have a vibe of 'i like food!!' but have OTHER traits#like you have the skinny anime boy who has a million of other traits and cannot solely be defined by 'loves food'#but you also see them literally DROOLING over food and ordering a shit ton of food and somehow eating it all and like#and like the fact that here im specifically talking about Luke Yugioh Sevens who i would ACTUALLY describe as a kid who has like#ZERO awareness of the world outside of himself but does have a strong sense of self worth and genuinely wants to be great#but is very much aware he has to EARN that and doesnt want to be handed it... makes you wonder why marginalized identities dont have nuance#like??? pls just... make ppl human. humans are messy. thats what MAKES us human#this kinda got away from me but yk what i mean im tired lol
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firstdivisiongirl · 30 days
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hello^^ id like to request a romantic match-up if its okay with you My pronouns are she/her and im an asexual. My MBTI is INTP and so please understand if im not able to identify myself that great. Yk the kid in the class who doesn't do any hw but passes all of the subject? Well yes thats me. Also im great at mathematics. I have kind of strict parents but more protective type so im not allowed to go to any person's house. I get told by my friends that when they first saw me i looked like a rly cold or egoistical person and all , as for my best friend (i asked her) to describe me in 1 word she said "comfort" so hope that makes sense. Im 5'2 tall... really bad eyesights like -6.25 and 5.75 (if i can remember correctly) . Im not really the outstanding type, but i do have some amount of confidence honestly. Also im a Christian and hope you get what i mean^^ Im able to like uhh copy people's personality and i currently have "the perfect girl" personality copied from the class president. I kinda sound like only complimenting myself soo here's some weaknesses or things like that I procrastinate so much and mostly doesn't get hw done until the deadline (im trying to stop even in the littlest). Horrible sleep schedule. And sometimes pushes ppl away out of frustration. I hate gathering any useless attention (like social anxiety). And mostly i do not feel much emotion until i like be burst of emotion. I really have a lot of great idea and is able to tell people if they're lying or not like kinda reading people but i dont really talk out loud about it, i only talk rarely about them out of fear they think im weird or smth because i was neglected and talked behind my back in 6th grade before. And a lazy fashion sense coming in!!!!!!!! i usually just wear baggy clothes or like wear smth the same mostly because im too tired to make another outfit and memorize it I like yanderes pretty much (crybaby, possessive, manipulating , clingy, obsessive type...) Deep inside im really clingy, childish and a sore loser , i don't really realize my surroundings so i tend to forget roads a lott I can be a motormouth if im comfortable by it and can be really quiet , some things depends on my mood tho Weirdly scared of person using the stairs behind me , bcz its really creepy. If a conversation annoyes or bothers me i really try and make excuses to get out of it.. Hope u can get smth out with my horrible explanation TT
and please remember to take care of urselff!!!!!! its my first ask so im a bit nervous TT its currently 10;37PM here, so have a great day and good day/night/morning!!!!!!^^ (me trying to come cheery and nice as much as possible)
cyaaa!!!!!:DD
Hey there. I try to take care of myself, but I am always a mess lol. Don't be nervous about asking. You did a good job. So onto the Tokyo Revengers matchup!
You Got...
Taiju Shiba!!!
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He is a tough nut to crack, but I think he would love you.
Both of you are religious and would bond over that and go to church together.
He needs a a partner who is confident.
He'd love how you can be anything you want to be and copy others.
I feel like he needs someone who can read people well, since he is a lot. You would be able to understand what's going on in his mind. Good luck, I think it is scary in there.
Would scare off people who walk behind you
He's the type of guy who would make sure you never get lost
Wouldn't really care if you were in tight clothes or baggy clothes. He loves you for you. (If he cared about looks he would have kicked Inupi out for looking like discount Sabo lol)
Dates would be anything you want. But there must be good food!
Would like your clinginess. That means he gets to spend more time with you.
I hope you like it!
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imy2 · 5 months
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complaining, longtext
im thinkingg maybe the universe wants me tsm. like ik the world does but the universe...
just ran into an old coworker in the store, awkward - i just walked quickly away from her lol and honestly she seemed like not all there which her daughter(!) once told me she'd struggled w substances in the past so. i hope she's doing really good seriously i Wish i couldve talked to her. we were kinda close when we worked together and i really liked her :(
extra unfortunate bc i seen her daughter like ... 🤔 a year 1/2 - 2 yrs ago .. at where she then worked (then as in.. when i knew her, she didnt work there, but then when i seen her, she did.. she still works there now - so hadda clarify that 'then'...) - sonic, and that interaction went horribly bc ofc! i couldnt talk ugh. then the drink i ordered wasn't available so i said 'u can just refund that pls if its not too hard' and what i meant by that was bc everywhere i worked managers always made a big deal abt refunding money n stuff like that so i was just saying i didnt want her to have to deal w anything annoying 😓 but i rmbr her face n it was so like shocked n confused n she just said 'ok' n turned around n walked away n then i never got refunded the $ so ig she thought i was being rude :( (which ofc makes more sense on her part due to my not talking) her prior job (when i knew her) was working as a cna so ig she thought i was implying that her current job was easier (or rather that her prev job was too hard) idk </3 anyways it was soooo silly and i actually think abt it way too often
now i'll be thinking abt her mom too (which i already did every now n then bc like i said we were friends buuut i mean in the context of an embarrassing encounter). UGH this family is haunting me.....
then smth else happened but honestly wasnt that big of a deal but it made me think abt what is a big deal-that idw to tell the story bc im embarrassed abt it. so silly n sad!
which leads me to. i need to kill shame like i need to. i am so so so tired of shame n embarrassment. mygosh i cant stand the feeling it's so sickening. even this is embarrassing.
i'm actually sm better than i was so thats good. its just gonna be smth thats yk.. constant n long.
also then dk came on otw home n i nearly cried but didnt which is good bc thats unsafe when driving 😮‍💨 but . kinda do wanna cry lol so maybee thatll happen
HOWEVER. seen some pretty christmas lights. thats fun.
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kvgehiras · 3 years
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can i request sleepover hcs with trickstar (separate)? i feel like they would be so much fun to be with... the new shuffle unit really woke up my inner trickstarP 🥺 (hope it's not too much to request all 😭)
HELLO !!! nd no it's ok !!!! it took me some time bcs i didnt . rlly know how to start out hokuto's part BUT IT'S DONE NOW !!!!!!! (also i hope u meant it in a setting where y/n nd the members r in a relationship (separately ofc) bcs that's how i wrote it so ye) hope yall like it ~
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
AKEHOSHI SUBARU
• he probably brought up the idea while u were accompanying him on a walk w daikichi
• u were talking abt how u brought these glow-in-the-dark stickers nd they remind u of him
• "it would b so nice if u could see it omg!!! but .... it's the best when u watch it right before u go to sleep.....nd ur probably busy :(("
• "????? LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER THEN!!!!!!! W ALL THE SPARKLE SPARKLE STARS!!!! AAAAA IT WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!"
• nd ur just like :0 bcs u cant believe this dumbass . he has a live to perform in day after tomorrow but he's gonna have a sleepover........what
• "dw abt my live !!!!!!! ill tell hokke nd the others that i can't come today but i'll practice extra hard tomorrow !! they'll understand dw (*・∀-)☆"
• they didn't.....actually...but he cut the call on hokuto before they could get him to attend so uh-
• "anyways!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^"
• yall bring daikichi over too. it's not even a question daikichi is literally yalls child at this point but anyways
• he probably looks for board games for a good hour or two while u get some food for daikichi nd then get some food for subaru nd urself
• (he doesn't find it)
• u peek at the doorframe bcs for a while u keep feeling like someone has been watching u for a while now nd then boom . u see the other baby (read : subaru . main baby is daikichi, ofc!) pouting at u
• u laugh nd wipe ur hands on ur apron before ruffling his hair nd he goes
• "i can't find the board games :((((( y/n :(((((("
• surprise guessing game : whos the actual puppy? akehoshi subaru or his actual dog daikichi??????? it remains a mystery
• anyways u help him look for them nd after u hand him over the thing u get food for the both of u nd force him to eat atleast a bite bcs this bitch is too busy trying to win against u in snakes & ladders 😭😭😭
• "subaru.....pls....the food is getting cold....."
• "no i Know im gonna win!!! the sparkly stars r my good luck!!!! i know it!!!!!!"
• he.... doesn't win .....for the 5th time....
• so manz just gives up, noms all the sandwiches visible (aka his portion bcs u alrdy finished urs an hour ago JDJDKDN)
• nd then sleeps, still sulking
• yes it ends up in u guys cuddling under the glowy stars
• nd subaru thinks that mayb losing against u isn't that bad after all (´꒳`)
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HIDAKA HOKUTO
• unlike subaru, this was actually a planned one
• u both had homework to do, u especially had a test tomorrow nd subaru just ditched the rest of trickstar to go hang out w someone else instead of their practice so ┐(´∀`)┌
• hokuto appears at ur doorstep around 6:30pm, as discussed earlier
• "right on time!!!!!! so true hokke (´∀`)b"
• he chuckles a lil as he closes the door behind him nd takes off his shoes
• "(y/n) u keep sounding like that masked pervert whenever u say smthg like that pls"
• u laugh it off nd then get him to the living room, where u two get ur books out nd then start studying
• hokuto asks if uve studied any material before to which u quietly reply no nd hokuto just goes
• "oh, that's ok… i think it will be good practice for me too if i taught u all this, right? so let's start, hm?"
• HOKKEEEEEEE ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
• sasuga hokuto kyun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• anyways !! u guys (finally) start studying now!
• except…..except ur alrdy falling asleep……
• hokuto doesn't even realise this till he looks over to his shoulder bcs wow it suddenly feels heavy! wonder why!
• nd then boom ur face is an inch away from his
• poor hokuto his face gets all red and his ears r burning nd when he realises that ur sleeping he just . freezes
• doesnt even move fucking muscle
• mentally too manz just checks out NDNDNDJDJKS
• BUT IN HIS DEFENCE WHEN HE CAME TO UR PLACE HE DIDNY EXPECT THIS!!!!!!! HE EXPECTED TO STUDY ND THEN GO HOME YK!!!!!!
• poor guy he can feel how hard his heart is beating nd hes praying that u dont hear it nd wake up
• thank goodness ur a heavy sleeper……..nothing, nd i mean not even if boulder is dropped on u, can wake u up
• sasuga…..y/n……?
• anyways !!!!!
• u wake up at like . 2 or 3 am nd u find hokuto just closing his eyes shut, cheeks still bright red nd. WHYS HE SO CLOSE-
• o u fell asleep on his shoulder lol-
• U FELL ASLEEP?????
• u jerk back up nd apologise a million times for falling asleep even tho hes so desperately trying to teach u nd hokuto just tries to hard to explain that it's ok !!!!!!! (bcs he actually kinda . liked it . aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA)
• after much thought u guys just decided to go to sleep bcs ur too tired anyways so it's not like u would retain this info anyways
• nd it was a good decision bcs after waking up in the morning nd going thru his notes instead u actually aced the test !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true y/n !!!!!!
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
YUUKI MAKOTO
• this one….. it's like . neither planned or accidental?????
• it just happened????? yk?????
• he called u suddenly in the evening bcs he went to this new game shop that opened near his place right
• nd hes just like !!!!!!! y/n!!!!!!! uve got to check this game out !!!!!!
• nd so u go to his place to play the game nd u see that he just has everything prepared so u get the snacks that u got for both of u on a plate nd get some juice from his fridge nd start playing the game
• nd the game is rlly good !!!!!
• from the graphics to the boss music, makoto rlly knows ur taste
• (he blushes nd thanks u all flustered too hehe)
• nd after switching consoles nd playing the game for over 3 hrs, yes it's a pretty huge game, u finally reach the boss battle!!!!
• nd this . this scares u
• uve seen ppl on the net say that this battle will absolutely End u . periodt
• u never rlly understood why but holy shit u now do
• uve been trying to win against this bitch for AN HOUR at this point . why cant he just die
• poor makoto is just cheering u on in the bg bcs u refuse to let him help
• "y/n….(;´Д`)...... it's ok bb…...i'll finish this up for u…. it's like 4am we have class tomorrow- wait no it's actually today-"
• "makoto No u always help me in games let me finally win smthg for u !!!!!!"
• nd u point at his forehead nd poke it several times as u make ur point
• "ill win for u !!!!! ok!!!!! this stupid boss can never be as strong as my love for u !!!!!! (*`へ´*) 彡3"
• nd hes just . looking at u all worried but he . he trusts u . so he lets u do it urself
• yes u lost even more times nd cried a lil out of frustration
• so at one point, instead of directly helping u, he just starts giving u directions nd at this point ur too tired nd exhausted to say anything so u just follow him
• (u also have ur head on his lap nd hes combing thru ur hair nd looking down at u like :') lmao what a lovebird)
• but when u actually beat the boss, finally, nd the screen says "win!" in huge yellow letters ur eyes go O.O
• nd u jump out of his lap, while he's still spaced out, combing ur hair nd hug him v tightly
• nd hes like ????? huh ???? wh wh wh ?????????
• nd u explain that u finally won nd u guys just rejoice lol
• then immediately fall asleep. both of u
• (u guys were late to school next day . sigh)
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
ISARA MAO
• unlike the other three, this man was actually dragged to ur place
• why? u might ask
• WELL THIS DUMB RAT IS BURNT OUT !!!!!! HE DOES TOO MUCH WORK ND HE DOESNT REALISE IT !!!!!!!!!!
• so after u guys r done w school, nd when u check in w his fam too that hes gonna stay at ur place (nd also that he has almost no work today, ofc) u drag him to an arcade nd hes like ???
• "today is a rest day!!!!!! so no work at all!!!!!!"
• u said this while pouting a bit so mao mostly thought u were joking
• but even after going to the arcade, going to the shopping mall nd getting snacks, going to the fast food place u guys visit alot nd getting food from there, his brain doesnt catch on that ur indeed not joking
• until it's been 3 hours at ur place, ur having the dinner that u guys had bought from the fast food place while watching a random movie that was airing on some channel that his brain suddenly went
• 'i know they were saying that this is a rest day nd ur not allowed to work probably as a joke but bro…. i dont think it's a joke anymore'
• this is so sad f in the chat for mao lol
• but also he doesnt bring it up bcs ur forcing him to watch musicals w u (some of ur favs) nd he... actyally likes it?
• he hasn't felt so ….relaxed in a very long time now that he thinks abt it
• nd he has to thank u for it yk
• nd so after the musical marathon ends, as he thanks u, he kind of just goes on a rant yk
• abt how he's feeling
• he never expected for this to happen but u tell him it's ok yk
• nd while he shouldn't burden himself w so much work, ur always open to listen to his thoughts, opinions, random bs, anything !!!!!!
• for hours u guys just have a very deep talk abt how guys have been doing nd mao feels like hes so so glad that u did smthg like this for him
• yall also go to bed early bcs mao alrdy has a bad sleeping schedule (so let's not make it worse!!!!)
• nd in conclusion, it was a v good day! now yall do this whenever either of u r feeling down or get burnt out lol
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sonybees · 3 years
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me rewatching dead poets society instead of doing my assignments
i’m not sure if anyone would even care about this but i am really bored soo here we go
neil looks so down when he’s with his father stopdjejdkfjnr
poor todd got forced to stand up i would get pissed eujehd
the best preparatory school? lmfao ok.
KEATING YAY
THE PRESSURE THAT TODD HAS TO GO THROUGH I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES HE DOES NOT WANT THIS WTF
poor kids being forced to go there
LMFAO SPAZ
i still don’t know what a stiff means is that even what he said?
OOPS LMFAO
attractive pieces of sht leaning on a door frame help
“keen.” HA
YESSIR USJSJSJ
why does meeks kind of sound like me when i meet someone new
“he flatters me.” LOLSJNDKSHSJJSKSJDC
“i thought you’d gOne.”
freaking hell stfu tom
i’ve always thought this who calls their father “sir” ???
THE LOOK CHARLIE AND KNOX SHARE HDNEJDJF
“BRAIN DAMAGE” HSMEJD
they all look so confused like same
BRO SPAZ LMFAO
their smiles are so cute awwjdnejsnjd
POOR PITTS SHJWJS
MEEKS SMILE WHEN HE SAID AN UNFORTUNATE NAME
DING
“turn cold and die.” damn that took a turn fast
caaaaaarpeeeee dieeeeeem @siezethedaypoets (sorry! sjjejs)
“that means you daLtoN” the way he says it lfmaosjjd
i thought he was gonna do history he pulled out his chem book dhjshdbd
take a breath knox damn
them just not at all understanding math is a mood
too bad :/
AWW THE WXCITEMENT IN PITTS AND MEEKS EYES
“very funny, dalton.” hehehhehehejjdjdjfjrkdn ccmv mf
AWW MEEKS
CHARLIE WTF YOU DRAWING
RIP SHRED TEAR
RIP RIP RIP
oh shit
ahh one of my fav scenes, charlie basically eating that ball of paper
i hate looking at this it’s so awkward like hello mr. mccallister
what will your verse be?
THE MASHED POTATOS
“no, keating.” LMFAO YES GO KEATING
is that stick? on the end of the table?
“don’t come please.”
“no shIt, sherlock.” HA I LOVE THIS GUY
“pittsie, cmon!” “his grades are hurting, charlie.” i literally just love this conversation
“i’ll try anything once.” “except sex!” “ha ha ha.” HSJWJJSND ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAV CONVOS
“WOMEN SWOON HA HA HA” THE EVIL LAUGH WTF SHEJJS
“CHARLIE @tellmewhytheyswoon” SORRY I HAD TO LMFAO
LMFAO SHUT UP WILL YOU
this is so chaotic and messy damn
the treatshsjdj
they’re loud asf
i wonder who’s who while they were running with the hoods
OH CRAP THE SUN IS OUT WHAT that isn’t in the movie sorry
I LOVE MEEKS AND CHARLIE’S RELATIONSHIP SM
i could never take note of the minutes when something happens how will he do that
YESSIR PART TWO
HOW DID PITTS TAKE THE OTHER HALF SO FAST
EVEN TODD KNOWS CAMERONS STORY LMFAO
LMFOA KNOX IS STARING AT THE PICTURE
MEEKS HOOO THEN I SAW THE CONGO CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK
THE LITTLE BOING NOISE LMFAO WHAT IS THAT
“are you a man or an amoeba?” i’m sorry lol what the hell do you mean sjdjiend
TO WOO WOMEN
“why do i stand up here? anybody?” “@tofeeltaller” HA I LOVE DOING THIS IM SORRY
i would cry if i found out that i had to make a poem AND read it aloud in front of everyone
poor todd thougsjwhidfj
i wanna marry todd. lmfao where did that come from
RADIO FREE AMERICA
AWW THEM DANCING STFU THIS IS SO CUTE
i can’t hear the audio hellloooooojdjwksbdken
AWW we got some anderperry content here
lol i wanna wear their sweaters
:/// TODD
“no.” “no? what do you mean no?” “no.” *smirks* HAJDJDJWKNS
DONT BE IMMATURE
IDK WHERE TF THE INSTRUMENTS CAME FROM BUT I LOVE IT
the birds are so pretty
nice outfit knox
STOP STARING DUDE YOU’RE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS CMON
“sounds to me like you’re daunted.” JSJS
TO INDEED BE A GOD
MEEKS AND PITTS WOTH THEIR HEADPHONES ON AWW
“PUCK YOU” LMFAOAJSJJDJ
i bet todd’s poem is actually great
“the cat sat on the mat.” DNDIDHJDJDJDHS i love how keating still said it wasn’t all bad though
BRO DAMN DONT CALL TODD AND I OUT LIKE THAT
lmfao todd’s just hating every second of this
“sweaty toothed madman” i can see that too whatsbjdjdjsn
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY POEM I EVER TRIED TO WRITE GREAT JOB TODD
NEIL IS AMAZED
when keating pushed their foreheads together wtf aww father son love typa thing that’s so cutejjedujsidj
LMFOA NO KNOX TRIPPED
YAYY GOAL
wtf this seems so fun
“your parents collect pipes? oh that’s really interesting.” LFMAOOAJSJD I LOVE PITTS
poetrusic by charlie dalton
laughing crying mumbling tumbling
DAMN HES GOOD
the little kind of aggressive hair ruffle awwjendn
OOO VOCABULARY
LMFAO THE LITTLE CHUCKLE KNOX DOES
AWW THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY FOR KNOX
THE SCARFSJJD
“exercising my right not to walk.” smartass
it’s todd’s birthday and no one greeted him excpet neil stfukqbxqbcdbkrw
the first unmanned flying desk set yes yes
THEY ALL JUST STOOD UP LMFAO
merlin knox you are DRUNK
PLEASE DONT ISTG KNOX
THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT BY CARPE DIEM
well you’re in deep trouble now
“it’s God. he says we should have girls at welton.” as much as i love this scene what the hell were you thinking my man
i don’t get how this was legal back then. wtf is it gonna do? you’re just hurting the kids bro
the pain in his eyes stop
“@dangitneil the name’s nuwanda.” pain brokqdb jdjf
CRAP CRAP CRAP MR PERRY GET OUT
the pic of keating’s wife/gf aww
neil you’re gonna make me cry stop
that is so odd why are their lockers like connected from the left side isn’t it usually from the right?
JSKSIJDEIUWKDRUEJSJX CHRIS IS SO DONE NODKDMD
that piece of bread
THIS GUY JUST SHOVED A KID CMON KNOX
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?”
AWW WHEN TODD MESSED UO CAMERONS HAIR
CHARLIE LMFAO I MENA NUWANDA
KNOX IS DONE W THEM TOO
chris is gorgeous omg
the snow in her hair stop marry me
“you are SO infuriating”
i hate how i’m just completely forgetting what’s gonna happen in like 10 minutes
PUCK
LMFAOTHEM HOLDING DOWN CHARLIE
“he’s really good.” AW YES HE IS FUCSHWMDMD
wait the holding hands is kinda cute thoughsjdnd
bro mr perry is making me want to kill someone maybe him
NEIL’S SMILE IMMEDIATELY WENT AWAY IHATE YOU TOM
damnit you idiot i hate you sm let your son live you bastard
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sobs sobs sobs
merlin neil
IM JUST NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS YK
HA HA HA NOT CRYING
SIGHS AGAIN
DEAR LORD
NO TODD IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO STOP
THEY ALL SEEM LIKE THEYRE IN SHOCK NO
damn everything
SIGH WHY DIDNT I STOP WATCHING? IDFK
“it’s beautiful.” NOFNEJWGHSGEMWGE NEED WH
KEATING NO
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
charlie just sitting down not singing i hate this
i probably should’ve just stopped watching yk but i didn’t but that’s okay i think
i got so pissed the first time they said that they were gonna ask questions like??? did mr perry did no at all realize that it was his fault?
sigh cameron you aren’t always that bad but in this scene i loathe you
NO RICHARD
DAMNIT YOU MADE TODD SNAP
AND CHARLIE SNAPPED TOO YOU JUST MESSED UP TOO MUCH MAN
i hate how it went from a happy dark academia movie to this cmon
todd’s dad is so mean shut up he was just asking a question
it feels so sad in the room i hate it
the empty chairs pls no
keating’s little chuckle man i miss their smiles
BRO SROP THEY LOOK SO SAD TODD ISTG
*GASP OF HAPPINESS IN THE MIDDLE OF CRYING* HUHUHUH
TODD MEEKS STICK SPAZ PITTS KNOX GEORGE? HA I LOVE YALL
and we’re done. damn okay
thanks for reading ig fjdbshsbjwhdjsj
anyways i’m tired goodnight or morning or wtvr thanks! and sorry <3
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hajimine · 3 years
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LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !
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— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.
thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲
i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍
in alphabetical order:
@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33
@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33
@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33
@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33
@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33
@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33
@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33
@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33
@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33
@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33
@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33
@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33
@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33
@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33
@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33
@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33
@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33
@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33
@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33
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kisses, lex
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HEY CUBE-CHAN! I'm glad to hear you are ok!
I have been doing good thanks, im kinda tired bc I have to take my final exams and its been really stressful :( . Like literally, in this house we dont support advanced calculus III 😃😄😃. I have also been having to pack some of my stuff to go move to another state cuz of uni (I got into like 5/8 universities i applied to, and I'm moving to another state) (Tho, I kinda get why they rejected me, bc there are some unis that even tho they have a criminology major as an option, they don't really have courses or classes for it so yeah). I needed to also travel a bunch of times bc I needed to go apartment hunting, get a tour around the campus, etc. Tho in a way I'm kinda happy I have a scholarship I'm still stressing over things I need to pay. I'm also gonna miss my sister, she was kinda like my best friend cuz yk I'm part of the antisocial club 😗✌, tho I feel like she won't even miss me cuz she is too worried about how she spent all the school year reading the hunger games and they think they are gonna fail her exams LMAO 😭😭.
Anyways that's basically my life update rn Ig-
OH ALSO HAVE I MENTIONED HOW DENKI AND TAMAKI ARE SO CUTE AND THEY OWN MY HEART AND WHEN I SEE THEM I WANNA HUG THEM AND ISNAONSJSBS-
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aah, final exams, what a time- i’m sure you’ll do great though!! good luck! i’ve done my final exams but i think have to do this sorta entrance exam thing for uni so we’re in a similar boat. also not advanced calculus :’) idek what calculus is bc i took general maths but it doesn’t sound.. fun. 
wait 5/8 :o that is so good! and you got a scholarship?? i am so proud of you ^^ good for you!! it must be a shame having to move away but like- there are plenty of positives :)) 
also, i’m sure she’ll miss you lol but kinda same. i mean i spent the whole of highschool junior years (which i’ve come to realise is different from american hs junior year.. where i live, you are 11-15 years of age when you are in highschool junior years) reading fanfic instead of studying and i turned out fine (i think.) but best of luck to her, either way :)
perhaps i’m just getting the wrong impression but you’re life seems super hectic rn. remember to relax and hydrate!
AND SAME 😌 i really wanna write some wholesome content for amajiki but idek what exactly i’d write. ALSO I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT FATGUM HE IS JUST SO PRECIOUS- 
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rynhaswritersblock · 4 years
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new york boy (hc) | p.p.
a/n: 50TH IMAGINE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW!! this shit go 🅱razy!
summary: life is hard when you visit your uncle in new york and all of a sudden there's a cute boy named peter parker in your life (i suck at summaries just stick with me here)
warnings: the usual fluff/hella cussing + like a minute of slight angst, also DEADASS THIS IS LIKE 8.5K WORDS I GOT SO SO SOOOOOO CARRIED AWAY AHSAHDJFKSNFK
ALSO I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONSISTENCIES OR TYPOS OR ANYTHING I LITERALLY WROTE THIS OVER A FEW DAYS AND GOT SO CARRIED AWAY WITH DIFFERENT PLOTLINES AND BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYING IS THIS IS VERY VERY CHAOTIC BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS GET THE POINT LOL
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- SECOND HEADCANON IN A ROW YEAHYEAH
- you guys i've had a one direction relapse i was literally Obsessed with them like eight years ago (when they were still together rip) and all of a sudden they are just living in my brain Rent Free once again
- btw harry is my favorite and always has been. call me basic but it's been an eight year bond so try and fight that 😌✋
- anyways time to write the actual fucking story
- haha Oops!
- no i didn't accidentally spell oops "opps" at first. the fact that you even think that is complete absurdity
- CAN LITTLE THINGS BY 1D STOP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
- this is the eighth bullet point and i have yet to get into the actual story holy fuck
- guys i just watched knives out (yeah i know i'm late whatever) and i haven't fully processed it yet but it was Muy Bueno!
- STEAL MY GIRL IS PLAYING
i knowwww i knowwww i knowwww for sure
EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIRL
EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HER HEART AWAY
- i am so sorry
- OKAY THIS IS WHERE THE ACTUAL STORY STARTS HOLY SHIT
- yeah ❤
- SO BASICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- fuck what is this imagine about again?
- OH RIGHT
- OKAY
- YOU'RE TONY STARK'S NIECE OKAY
- don't ask me how that works i have No Fucking Clue (which i'm sure you've gathered at this point)
- (i don't know what i'm doing)
- y'all i've got a headache but ❤ nevertheless she persisted ❤
- so basically
- you live like
- not... in new york...?????????
- so like SOMEWHERE ELSE
- let's say you live in like california
- YEAHYEAH OKAY
- SO LIKE YK HOW TONY USED TO LIVE IN CALI
- so you and uncle tones (😌) were super close when he lived in cali and he'd like pick you up from school and get you ice cream and basically be the Coolest Uncle Ever
- ur mom (let's say she's tony's sister) would be like 🙄 whenever he'd goof around with u but she loved y'all's relationship
- ain't that fluffy
- but THEN
- tony moved to new york
- bitch how fucking rude is that
- so u were like
- a little dead inside
- but that was when you were like six so time moved at Hyper Speed back then and you don't really like Remember the Pain 😀
- OH AND BY THE WAY KINDA IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE!!!!!
- SINCE UR MOM GOT MARRIED SHE TOOK YOUR DAD'S LAST NAME (aka l/n) AND YOU KEEP THE FACT THAT TONY IS YOUR UNCLE A SECRET FOR LIKE SAFETY REASONS IG LOL
- Anyways! from there on you only visit once a year and be there for a week
- but u best BELIEVE those visits were HYPE AS FUCK YEAHYEAH
- when you turned 13 ur mom surprised you by finally letting you start going by yourself
- badass 13 year old y/n 😌
- so u were like Heck Yeah!
- YeahYeah 😀😀😀
- happy picks you up from the airport and ur like "uh hi"
- ANYWAYS THE POINT IS YOU START TRAVELLING TO NEW YORK ALONE
- SO!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOW IN PRESENT TIME
- you go on your annual trip
- happy picks you up as per usual
- the usual awkward convo goes on which typically goes something like:
"are you excited to see your uncle" "yeah" "cool" "mhmm"
- yeah ❤
- but anyways by the time you're like 10 mins away you're practically Bouncing in your seat
- happy is like.... Girl. Calm Down! 😀
"oh by the way tony has the kid over today"
- bro Huh???????????
- ??????
- "the kid" Very Specific Thank You!
- you're like "who tf is the kid"
"spider-man"
......
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
- your head SPINS over to happy
"he's SPIDER-MAN?"
- happy just gets that Smug Smile Look on his face (y'all know the face) and shrugs, pulling into the garage
- you JUMP out of the car
- you wanna see sum real speed?
"identific-"
"FRIDAY! it's y/n let me in!!!"
- bitch calm down
"welcome back, y/n"
- WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED? 2.0
- you BUST through the doors
- not to mention your backpack is Barely Hanging On and happy is still in the garage hurling your suitcase out of the trunk
- sorry happy 😔😔
- happy ain't lookin so happy rn!
"friday, where's my uncle?"
"he's in the laboratory"
- WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED?????? 3.0
- go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!
- spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬
- you FLY down the stairs to the lab
- tony looks over and a smile immediately breaks on his face
- you look disheveled as HELL cause you're like panting and Far Too Excited
- peter looks over and sees you and is like 0_0
- as soon as you see peter you're ALSO like 0_0
- he cute
- wait no fuck he's HOT
"short-circuit!"
- you manage to tear your eyes from peter Somehow and look over at tony, smiling like a madwoman as you jump into his arms and give him a hug
"short-circuit?"
- oh damn
- this kid's Voice!!!!!!!!!!
- adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- you and tony pull apart and tony explains the nickname
"peter, this is y/n, my niece. short-circuit just so happens to come from when this idiotic girl will be talking about something when we're in the lab and she suddenly drifts off and gets this zoned out look on her face. she short-circuits, basically"
- peter's Still like 0_0
- his brain can't even Function Properly because tony was just explaining the next updates to peter's suit and then you're here and you're really pretty and tony apparently has a niece? and Everything Is Happening!!!!!!!!
"well im so sorry that i drift off because my brain is coming up with super cool stuff, which usually tends to make your little inventions even better. let's not forget me figuring out how to properly program JARVIS"
- *not peter's 0_0 look managing to amplify*
- eyebrows are RAISED
- (also quick moment of silence for jarvis i miss him 😔)
in memoriam:
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fyi graphic design is my passion is becoming a new ~segment~ on these hcs because i love making them and i deadass couldn't stop laughing at my last one
- okay back to Da Program
- all tony does is scoff, clapping you on the back
"anyways... peter's interning for me, so i was just explaining-"
- intern? i don't think so!
- time to be a stark and fuck things up!
- YEAHYEAH
"happy told me he was spider-man? the suit is literally on that table over there? unless he's doing both spider-man and an internship? which is honestly impressive, i mean-" you look over at peter, "with school and everything- unless you don't go to school, but still-"
- you look back over and tony and this man is.........
- he's got that Look on his face you know what i'm talking about
"dammit, now i gotta go yell at happy"
"oh shit was i not supposed to know?"
- tony gives you an exasperated look and you're like Oops!
"it would've been better if you didn't know. just don't go running that big mouth of yours"
- you give him an offended look before being like Okay Fine Whatever
- tony is just tired and peter's standing there like OH FUCK UH OKAY??????????
- aka that one scene in infinity war
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moving on
"y/n, your room is set up. i'm gonna finish up here with pete and then we can go get cheeseburgers. deal?"
- you smile and nod, giving tony a kiss on the cheek (signature stark move)
- (i'm sad now)
- (fuck)
- you start to walk off and look over at peter
"it was nice meeting you, peter"
- mans is like Oh! Who? Me!
"oH- uh- y- yeah, it was nice meeting you, too"
- you give him a small smile and walk up the stairs out of the lab
- fucking dopey ass smile on your face because YOU JUST MET CUTE BOY SPIDERMAN AND HES CUTE AND HOT AND KJSDFHKSDJF FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
- peter looks back from watching you walk away and makes sure you're out of earshot
- fyi his ears are like Red Red and homeboy looks WHIPPED
- silly goose. fools fall in love
"i-um, i didn't know you had a niece?"
- tony just kind of scoffs
- very original reaction, tony! Never Been Done before, Especially by you! Wow!
"and i didn't realize how little time it takes for you to fall in love. i mean the bar was low but, jeez, kid"
"wait- no- i'm not in love"
"hmm okay. but if i catch you pulling something i will not hesitate to say i told you s-"
"no- yeah- that won't be, uh, that won't be a problem, mr stark"
- yeah tell that to your FACE peter
- he's like No! Of Course Not! meanwhile his face is just 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
- why are emojis so goddamn funny. they're the stupidest shits ever but i love them so much
- ANYWAYS!
- you go to your room and unpack and everything and yeahyeah whatever
- btw tony Knows you so when he first moved into the headquarters he immediately set aside a room for you with a view he knew you'd love and like all ur favorite things (posters, comfy bed and pillows and blankets, any instruments u like to play etc) because Uncle Tony is Bae Man
- then tony like sticks his head in and knocks on the doorframe
- ur like "hola!" (soy dora!)
- is that what she says? fuck idk i didn't take spanish and have the memory of a breadcrumb anyways!
"y/n i think you made my intern fall in love with you"
- bro Huh?????????/
- cute random slash ryn! Very Good At Typing!
"what on earth do you mean?"
- on the inside though ur like YEAHYEAH
- MOVING ON I'M GETTING A BIT DETAILED AND IT'S CONFUSING MY DICKHEAD OF A BRAIN
- you and tony get cheeseburgers yeahyeah okay
- so you have the whole week in nyc right
- guess what
- guess
- the fuck
- what
- can i just make my goddamn point already goodness gracious
- these hcs are literally me just writing down every single thought i have while writing these
- you guys do be living rent free in my brain 0_0
- OH MY GOD ANYWAYS
- you best BELIEVE peter is at headquarters
- every
- fucking
- day
- YEAHYEAH
- now the whole reason for that is
- when you got back from the Cheeseburger Extravaganza! tony called peter and was like
"sup bitch"
- i'm kidding
"kid listen my niece needs a friend and at this point maybe even a boyfriend. she hasn't managed to pull anyone yet and you'd be a nice fit ANYWAYS come over tomorrow and show her around new york"
- now, hearing this, peter cannot breathe
- internal monologue be like holyhdhdjhksjdbfhitshitskjfdbjfk
- basically me
- my thoughts
- ✨always✨
- the inner snape in me just came out SORRY
- I JUST MADE MY SCREEN SMALL WHAT THEFUDBS
- oh i fixed it
- okay so YEAH
- peter wakes up next morning and pays SO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE WAY HE LOOKS
- puts on his best science pun tee (i love him so much wtf) and makes sure his hair is just right
- aunt may is like o_0
- Hmm...... something Hinky is going on!
(once you get your bearings, find the carpet that covers the taillight, peel back the carpet, make a fist, punch the taillight out the back of the car, thus creating a hole in the back of the automobile, then stick your little hand out and wave to oncoming motorists to let them know that something hinky is going on!)
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- bae man john mulaney
- i can't hear or even fucking THINK of the word hinky without thinking of detective jj bittenbinder STREETSMARTS
- shut up! you're all gonna dieSTREETSMARTS
- guys i'm starting to think i have ADHD
- oh my god okay BACK TO THE FUCKING STORY COME ON KAMRYN
- writing my full/actual name on here felt weird as fuck. dunno how often i'll be doing that okay anyways
- peter gets to headquarters and is immediately met by thor
"ah, the spider!"
0_0
"sir stark said something about you coming today to show madam y/n around the city!"
- thor gives peter the biggest pat on the back and peter Does Not Know How To Act
"uh, yeah, that's um.. that's what i'm doing"
- thor smiles (the smile he gives hulk in that one scene in ragnarok makes me LOSE MY MIND it's so FUNNY)
- can my cat stop rubbing her face on my laptop goddamn
- I MADE MY SCREEN SMALL AGAIN WTF
- okay reset ANYWAYS
- take a shot every time i say anyways
- hi i'm editing this imagine rn and according to ctrl+f i wrote "anyways" 20 times. time to get blackout drunk and chug a bottle of perfume everyone!
- Not Me with the john mulaney reference Again!
- thor's like "go get em kid"
- peters like "y-yeah thanks"
- gets in the elevator and he's still so flustered and confused and anxious
- his voice fucking CRACKS when he asks friday to take him to your floor
- why is it so cute when boys' voices crack wtf
- when he reaches ur door his heart is like WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED? 4.0
- he just knocks quietly and ur like "yeah?"
- ohgodohfuckohgodohfuckohgodohfuck
- peter opens the door and the LOOK ON HIS FACE
- he (⊙ˍ⊙)
- as soon as you see him you go into Fight Or Flight ur like (ง •_•)ง...?
- but u regain ur composure cause ur a stark 😎
"oh, hi peter!"
"hey, um,"
- he like slowly walks in
- mans is So Unsure of what he's allowed to do
- ur just like My Man it is OKAY
"mr. stark- your uncle-"
- yes peter i know hes my uncle
"so i said to her, 'we've been married for three and a half years.' and she knew that."
no i will not stop with the john mulaney quotes do not even try me (Do Not Fuck With Me)
"told me to show you around new york today"
- ur like O Shit Okay?
- you already know tony is tryna pull some SHIT because this is deadass like the idk..... at LEAST tenth time you've been to new york??????
- you tell peter you'll be ready in a few and he just cautiously sits on your bed cause he's so unsure of everything (babey)
- the two of you talk about the whole story about you and tony and stuff
"so yeah then he moved to new york and i've just been visiting him for a week once a year"
"wait"
- you look over, aggressively shoving on ur shoes and peter's just Thinking
"if you've been here before then why does mr. stark want me to show you around"
- you shrug
"he's weird like that"
- so ANYWAYS (take a shot!)
- ur ready n stuff so the two of you leave
- sam is being himself ofc so he starts clapping for the two of you and whooping as you walk past
- bucky starts clapping too but he doesn't know what he's clapping for so he's just looking around like o_0? 👏
- (he eventually sees the two of you though and smiles SO BRIGHT)
- sam's like
"I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU JUST MET BUT DAMN Y/N'S BEEN NEEDING A MAN!"
- you turn and almost beat the Fuck out of that bird-man ur like:
┗|`O′|┛
- WHY IS THT SO FUNYNJFDN
we ┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛
WHAT THE FUCKDBGKDJFGNSKDJFNHEHAHHFSBJDFA
┗|`O′|┛I'M WALKIN HERE!
- oh my god ANYWAYS (TAKE A SHOT)
- tony just chillin in the back with a smug look on his face
- so you guys just start walking through the streets and peter just points out random things
"this is where an old lady gave me a churro"
"right up there is where i did a flip for this guy at a hot dog cart"
"i hung a bike robber right here- oh shoot well like i didn't hang him but i like suspended him in the air.. with my web.... if you, uh, know what i'm sayingi'mgonnastoptalkingnow"
- ur like bitch if you keep acting like this (aka like yourself) imma start Acting Up
- it's Too Cute
- the two of you take the subway to get to queens so he can show you around His Area Of New York
- which is a whole experience cause it's
- the fucking
- subway
- in new york
- you see a subway rat and you get SO EXCITED
- the fucking brightest smile is on your face and peter just looks at you in awe because it's a fucking rat but for some reason you got so happy over it???????
- the subway car was PACKED AS HELL (aka peter. we all know it)
- (there's NO WAY peter's dick is small moving on)
- so the two of you are forced to hold onto the pole things
- and since cali doesn't have subways and subway poles are not something you generally see
- does it? i've never fucking been there i shouldn't be spitting facts that probably aren't actually facts
- for the sake of this imagine california does not have subways
😌
- you decide to Pull a Move and fucking wrap your leg around it, laughing as you spin slightly
- very ungracefully might i add
- we're talking about y/n. the Clumsy Messy Hair Bitch from every goddamn book on this app
- can we talk about how y/n is a whole ass character. like ask anyone who reads fanfic to describe y/n and they Would Not describe themselves DESPITE THE FACT THAT Y/N LITERALLY MEANS "YOUR NAME"
- anyways (two shots of vodka *glug glug*)
- peter gets slightly flustered at your stripper move but covers it up with a laugh
- something about The Way peter's holding onto the pole above ur head is VERY ATTRACTIVE
- now is the time to go look back at the gif i used for this imagine
"what's a camera like you doing in a place like this?"
- fuck you tom for being cute shut up
- the car stumbles and
- CLICHE MOMENT ALERT y'all know what's going on
- you stumble slightly and peter (speedy spidey reflexes) quickly grabs you by the waist to steady you
- AWKWARD MOMENT
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"thanks"
"oh- yeah, uh, no problem"
- he like... awkwardly pulls his hand away from your waist and suddenly his hand feels like a fucking lead balloon with No Purpose so he just stuffs it in his pocket because Pockets!
- you lowkey wish he'd kept his hand on your waist OOPS
- we desperate for human contact 😔
- the two of y'all get off the subway at his stop and as soon as you step out into the like Actual Street or Whatever you're like 😀 cause it's so PRETTY and it's peter's home so it's even more exciting
- you get lunch at delmar's (ofc)
- mr delmar kept making suggestive eyes between the two of you so you were like o_0
- but it was SO CUTE BECAUSE PETER AND MR DELMAR JUST HAD SUCH A CUTE RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER
- AND FUCKING MR DELMAR HAD THE BALLS TO GO
"supongo que ya no preguntarás por mi hija, eh?"
- WHICH
- IF YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T
- thank u google translate for the assistance😌
- TRANSLATES TO "guess you won't be asking about my daughter anymore, huh?"
como estas tu hija eh?
that'll be ten dollars
IT'S FIVE DOLLARS
- anyways (shots! shots! shots shots shots shots! shots!)
- ur like Bro Huh and peter's like NOTHING
- and fucking 🅱ETER
- this BITCH
- ALSO HAD THE BALLS TO FUCKING REPLY IN SPANISH
"ella es la hija del señor stark" (she's mr. stark's daughter)
- ngl you couldn't breathe for a second
- cause who The Fuck can when 🅱eter 🅱ucking 🅱arker speaks ESPAÑOL
- ????????????? WHO
- moving on (not saying a****** to give you a break from the shots you're welcome)
- you get your sandwiches and they fucking SLAP
- peter smiles SO HARD WHEN HE SEES YOUR REACTION CAUSE HE'S SO EXCITED THAT YOU LIKE HIS FAVORITE SANDWICH (not you saying "i'll have what he has" just because you were too busy thinking about him speaking spanish oops)
- the two of you share a bag of gummy worms
- overall 11/10 experience
- i got a bit carried away with that and we're running on over 3000 (rip) words here so i'm gonna hurry this up goodness fuck
- editing ryn here to say HAHA 3000 words little did i Fucking Know
- the two of you get back to headquarters and peter DROPS YOU OFF AT YOUR ROOM LIKE THE GENTLEMAN HE IS AND IT'S KINDA AWKWARD BECAUSE HOW ON EARTH WOULDN'T IT BE BUT HE'S SO CUTE SO IT'S OKAY
- ngl you lay on your bed for a second like "wait was that a date?"
- peter legit just walks to the end of the hallway before closing his eyes and leaning back against the wall, letting out a sigh
- he's like holy shit i need to stop getting so whipped over girls within less than 24 hours
- then fucking sir STANK rounds the corner
"hey, pete! how was showing short-circuit around?"
"oh, hi, uh, it was good"
- this boy is fucking Flustered As Hell
"good? good. what'd y'all do?"
"we, just, um, walked around and i showed her around queens, too"
- tony just looks at him for a second and is like damn this kid needs a break i'll lay off of him
- so like the Cool Guy he is he like awkwardly pats peter on the shoulder and walks over to your room
- u and tones have a convo about your day and you end up gushing about it a little bit OOPS
- tony is so proud of himself him and his egotistical ass Goodness
- a n y w a y s  ( t a k e  a  s h o t ! )
- peter ends up coming over everyday because It's Summer! and he has No Life!
- just thought i'd let you know that i have spent the last couple days binge watching bestdressed's videos and now everything i write down is being narrated by ashley
- actually fuck that everything i THINK is narrated by ashley
- also can we gush about her in the comments like she seems like the coolest person ever and like the big sister i never had and she's so open about her life and funny and quirky but in a good way and i just have So Much Respect For Her!!!!!!!!!!!
- and i want her apartment SO BAD I'M LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH IT
- THE FUCKING FIRE ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- not me having a weird obsession with fire escapes ever since reading/writing peter parker fics which tend to involve them in some way or another
- SO YEAH peter's hanging around a lot
- at first it's a bit weird cause you're like..... You Don't Live Here.....??????????? but At This Point You Almost Do????????????????
- AIN'T NO COMPLAINTS THOUGH
- the two of you break the ice pretty quick
- the night of the day after peter showed you around (did that make any sense at all probably not) you were just chilling in your room watching uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- let me think rq
- um okay uhhhhhh (bonus points to you if you read that in peter's voice)
- OKAY SO YOU'RE WATCHING LADY BIRD (bomb movie)
- fun fact time! i like saying "what you do is very baller" at random times because idk why but that line makes me laugh SO HARD
- timothee's character in general was just..... so............
- ????????????
- yeah so you're watching lady bird and peter passes your doorway cause he was "going on a walk"
- headass
- you see him and ur like o_0
"peter?"
- bitch fucking TRIPS
- oh u got me trippinnnnn oh stumblinnnnn oh flippinnnnnnn oh fumblinnnn oh
- clumsy cause i'm falling in ~love~
- are those the right lyrics? eh whatever
- CANADA EH
youtube
ah the serotonin.. okay MOVING ON
"y-yeah? oH hi y/n didntuhhhhhhh didn't see you there"
- he's casually scratching the back of his neck because he's nervy
"yeah, i'm, um..."
- YOU'RE NERVY TOO
- composure equals regained though bc stark. yeah!
- my thoughts are........ incoherent
"i'm watching lady bird, uh, if you wanna join"
- WATCH A MOVIE?
- WITH YOU?????????????????
- hells yeah!
"o-oh, yeah, sure"
- mans awkwardly waddles in and sits at the edge of your bed
"you can like... lay down, peter. i don't bite"
- he just awkwardly lays down and his side lightly presses against yours
- you have to shut your eyes for a second because MAN does unexpected contact from a boy have such a big effect on you
- not even kidding one of my guy friends patted me on the head as he walked past my desk and i DEADASS GOT BUTTERFLIES I WAS SO ASHAMED
- LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHO ALLOWED THAT ???????????????
- so anyways (🥂)
- why isn't there a shot glass emoji this is discrimination (i'm kidding)
- the movie was great like
- you and peter would just laugh at random parts and eventually just started critiquing every little moment
- it ended up as a very great moment very nice very cool
- we like furthering our relationships with cute boys :D
- those of you who have been following the story (on my message board) abt the boy i'm talking to aka furthering my relationship with... yeahyeah!
- essentially you and peter start hanging out every day
- the Chemistry you have is Unmatched
- like you just clicked really well
- mainly y'all just watch tv in the commons
- you binge watch i'm not okay with this even though you've already seen it
- peter's like "so why do you like this show so much?"
- ur like 0_0 ... "the plot"
THE PLOT IN QUESTION: stanley barber
- who happens to give me peter parker vibes a little bit
- food network turns on and it takes you like five minutes tops to migrate to the kitchen
- the brownies y'all made did not turn out well
- bucky took a bite, made a face, then smirked
"you two put weed in here?"
- no, bitch, we just suck at baking
- lots of late night convos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- BIG ICEBREAKERS THERE
"wait so like... how big do you expect our dicks to be"
"peter what the fuck"
"i'm curious!"
- if you haven't had one of those convos with someone of the opposite gender... You Haven't Lived
- also why do guys like talking about their dicks so much???? the amount of comments they make about them during those convos.. meanwhile i'm just trying to figure out their personality 😔
- the two of you even spend time in the lab together
- this is when he sees ~short-circuit~ in action
- y'all are doing some dumbass experiment idk
- OOH IDEA
- so y'all are making ✨something✨ for an upgrade on peter's suit
- my idea was only half developed don't make fun of me
- and you make a Stunning Realization and fucking SPIN around in your chair to face peter
- ur just rambling making science-y smart connections and peters like holy shit she's a fucking genius of course she is how on earth did she just
- and then as you get further into your discovery you suddenly just cut off and stare into the distance with this Super Serious Look on your face
- THE WAY THAT AS I WROTE "SUPER" 1D WENT "I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN"
(but for you i'll be superhuman!)
- then you just SPIN AROUND in your chair and start working on the suit again
- peter's just like 0_0 for a moment
"huh, okay"
- it takes you a few seconds to realize he even said anything but then you look up and ur like 0_0 (we're gonna have to start taking a shot every time i use that face goodness fuck)
"what?"
"you short-circuited!"
- he's all giddy and smiley about it too cause he FINALLY UNDERSTANDS
"shut up, parker"
- peter Totally has a thing for being called parker i just know it
- MY CAT JUST JUMPED UP AND CLAWED ME
- greedy bitch
- AS I WAS SAYING...
- once you get in the ~thing~ that you designed for the suit
- okay i really need to think of an actual upgrade give me a min
- OKAY SO YOU MADE A VOICE CHANGER
- wow very cool, me! innovation that Excites!
- we're just gonna ignore the fact that the interrogation protocol has a voice changer got it? yeahyeah
- peter's like No Way when you tell him you finished it
- you slip on the mask and tell karen to activate the Grown Man Protocol (not peter being offended by the name)
- you start talking and immediately BUST OUT LAUGHING because you sound like Siri
- and since you're Hella Genius you made it so you could change the voices just like how siri is
- so suddenly you're a BRITISH MAN
- you and peter can't stop laughing
- you give it to peter and then you're like
"wait no try it on with the suit too"
- peter's like o_0?
"for effect!"
- walter beckett?
- TOM?
- okay whatever
- peter's like
"okay um i'm just gonna uh... change over here"
- you nod and turn around
- just the sound of his clothes hitting the ground itself gives you butterflies
- and then you realize
- you can deadass See Him Through The Reflection Of The Microscope
- is that even possible? for the sake of this imagine Yes
- your face gets SO HOT
- it's a very small reflective area thing so not a lot of detail but ENOUGH TO SHOW HIS TONED SEXY ASS PHYSIQUE
- fucking crush me peter please i beg it would be an honor
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"i want you to do it so i can stomp you with my hooves, i'm so fucking crazy"
- (crazy for you, peter!)
"okay it's on"
- you practically BLAST around in your seat because the VOICE IS WORKING AND IT'S STILL BRITISH
- peter your tom is showing
- ngl though you couldn't stop thinking about how peter looked through the reflection and you didn't even want to THINK about how he would look-
...
- you know
- in all actuality you did want to think about it like think about it for literally the rest of your life if you could but we're gonna ignore that
- nonetheless the experience was Muy Bueno Very Fun and you and peter spent a solid hour just messing with the voices
- ALSO!!!!!!!!!! another plotline: WHEN PETER'S AT HEADQUARTERS FOR A LEGITIMATE REASON
- that reason being training
- let me just say
- even though he only trained twice during ur visit
- you fucking CHERISHED those moments
- because when peter told you the night before his training session that he would be training in the morning you were like Hmm...... I Need To See This
- so you deadass "take a walk" (Very Peter Of You) by the training room
- and ur met with the sight of this:
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i hate him so fucking much
who the FUCK ALLOWED THIS i can't breathe
- you definitely take out your phone to snap a few pics DON'T EVEN LIE TO ME YOU WOULD
- ur camera is on live mode too 😌
- then you run away before you get caught but DAMN
- when you go back to your room you just Inspect those pics like a crazy person and keep replaying the live
- then u look at the time
"friday, when does peter's training end?"
"peter parker's training is scheduled to finish in two minutes"
- TWO MINUTES?
- SAY LESS!
- you check yourself in the mirror before ZOOMING downstairs and distracting yourself in the kitchen
- silently thanking the gods (thor?) that no one was in the kitchen when you got there
- (hi i'm getting carried away with this mini plot so just like don't mind it)
- (carried away as in i really really did get carried away LOL)
- you're like what the fuck i can't just Stand Here in the Middle of the Kitchen so you grab some strawberries from the refrigerator and start cutting them up (they just Taste Better that way don't fight me) for a "snack"
THE SNACK IN QUESTION: peter
- yeah ❤
- just as you pop one into your mouth peter walks in to get a glass of water
- now let me just set the scene:
you: mouth in a weird 'o' shape as your mouth forgets how to chew because fucking peter just walked in peter: curly hair a sweaty mess, skin glistening with sweat, wearing black shorts and a gray tank top which Just Fucking Ends You, his usual adorable baby face, oh and he's also panting cause he's fucking exhausted and now you're also out of breath because damn that is Hot strawberries: chopped
"oh, hi y/n"
- the fucking PANTING
- why is breathing heavy so hot?
- i think we all know
"hey, peter"
- shoutout to your stark genes for giving you fake confidence whenever you need it
"want any strawberries?"
- he fucking chugs half of his water just Right In Front Of You
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the jawline i hate him so much can he shut up right now like genuinely please shut the fuck up goodness fucking gracious tom
jk please step on me
- he swallows and has Finally Caught his Breath
"oh, yeah, thank you"
- he just walks over to you
- as if he doesn't look the way he does
- and just grabs a strawberry and pops it into his mouth
- nonchalantly or whatever
- you pray to THOR he can't hear your heart as it fucking SLAMS AGAINST YOUR STERNUM
- it's beating so fast it's like LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- he hums
"strawberries taste so much better after training"
- you know what would taste better after training?
- lol
"thank you for the snack, i'm gonna go shower now"
- he elbows you and smiles lightly
- you almost can't speak because it's all Far Too Much for you to handle rn
"no problem, peter"
- as if you weren't having a heart attack okay
- i really got caught up in that but WHATEVER
- ladies and gents we are running on over 5k words at this point holy shit
- SO I'M GONNA START WRAPPING THIS UP A LITTLE
- basically you and peter become good friends by the end of your trip
- and then
- the dreaded
😔
- time to leave, bros
- the night before is kinda weird cause you and peter are just hanging out on the roof of headquarters because why not
"leaving new york usually doesn't feel as weird as this"
- peter looks over at you
- btw at this point 🅱eter is Beyond Whipped so he's fucking SAD that you're going home
"what do you mean?"
- the two of you share a look and it's very sad because you both know that you've become really good friends and both want a bit more
- part of you considers being a baddie and just trying to like at LEAST kiss him tonight (maybe more wink wink) so you could at least have that before you go but you chicken out
- the two of you say goodbye that night because your flight is at the Crack of Dawn
- he awkwardly pulls you in for a hug and suddenly you deeply consider locking yourself in your room so nobody can make you leave
- and then you remember vision can fucking Hover through walls and you're like Well Damn!
- you hug him tightly (a bit too tight yeah maybe)
- when you pull apart this Bitch literally goes
"well it was nice meeting you"
- you CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT IN AND JUST MAKE THE MOST OBSCENE LAUGHING NOISE
"peter we spent a week together and you're acting like we had a 5 minute encounter"
"i don't know how to act!"
- me neither, peter. me neither
- so you leave in the morning and you're fucking UPSET
- tony is in the car with you and happy and he WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU AND PETER BECAUSE YOU SPENT AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR TIME WITH HIM
- YOU'RE LIKE SHUT UP I'M GOING THROUGH A HEARTBREAK OVER A BOY I'VE KNOWN FOR SEVEN DAYS
- aren't we all
- your goodbye to tony is sad but like Not Even As Sad as your goodbye with peter which is KINDA MESSED UP BUT
- the heart wants what it wants
- and just when you get on the plane
- is when you realize
- you and peter didn't get each other's numbers
...
- Wtf 💔
- so THE WHOLE PLANE RIDE IS SAD
- YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC AND DRAMATICALLY LOOK OUT THE WINDOW LIKE UR IN A SAD MUSIC VIDEO FOR HALF THE FLIGHT
- YOU ALSO REWATCH LADY BIRD :,(((((((((((((((((((((((( in remembrance of the good old times
- when you get home you're like kinda happy to be home but you miss new york and tony and peter and everyone So Much
- even ur mom notices she's like 🤨 Hmm... this Ain't The Usual!
- so this is where the request ended off but i'm adding to it because i do Not want to leave this on an angsty note
- I'M ABOUT TO HIT 6K WORDS BUT IT'S FINE
- LET'S CRANK THIS OUT WOOT WOOT
- so peter just so happens to wake up that morning and SIT UP VERY QUICKLY AS IT HITS HIM
- (ur like on ur flight probably zooming over the Goddamn Midwest)
- he has the same realization that you did
"may!"
- the woman RUNS in she's like WHATISEVERYTHINGOKAYAREYOUOKAY
"i just realized i didn't get y/n's number"
- woman melts she's like i thought you were fucking DYING goddamn spider bitch boy
- but then she melts even more because she didn't even need peter to tell her how Whipped he is
"awh, i'm sorry hon"
- next time peter goes to headquarters he talks to tony and the mans just like This Is Your Fault!
- but then nat pops in
"peter, you do realize you could probably find her on social media, right"
- moment of silence for you and peter's stupidity because somehow Neither Of You Thought Of That???????????
- rip
- as soon as he leaves from training (looking Sexy As Hell) he searches your name on instagram
- "y/n stark"
- and nothing shows up
- because you never told him your actual last name because IT NEVER CAME UP
- he just assumed it was stark cause why wouldn't he
- SO HE'S LIKE :,)
- until his next time at headquarters
"mr. stark i couldn't find her on instagram"
- tony's like i really got this kid hooked huh
"pretty sure she has one, pete"
"well i looked her up! y/n stark. nothing"
- then tony's like oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"kid, her last name's l/n."
- peter just sits there like 0_0 for a second before it all ties together in his head and makes sense
"oh my god"
- SO HE GETS YOUR INSTAGRAM
- he definitely looks through all his posts and deletes a few embarrassing ones before requesting to follow you
INSTAGRAM peterbparker has requested to follow you.
- you SHOOT UP IN YOUR BED
- NOBODY MOVE
- you do the same thing peter did and look through all your posts and delete a few before accepting his request
- and then you request back and he immediately accepts it
- commence the hour of stalking!
- the two of you just fucking Investigate each others' accounts before peter's like O Shit! i should Probably message her!
peterbparker: Right after you left I realized I forgot to get your number
- kinda awkward but your heart is RACING you're like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- the two of you begin talking and get each other's numbers and snapchats and whatever
- over time the two of you get really close over the internet like
- you become the first ones you go to when you see a dog or get food at a cool place or see a funny meme/tiktok or just like have a problem in general or want to talk
- and ofc you gush about him to your friends and they're like
- Girl... u really fell for a New York Boy Huh
- after a few months you finally muster up the courage to facetime him
- you almost Collapse once his face shows up because guess the fuck what
- he just finished training
- mua ha haaaa
"hello!"
- he says it all goofy like hi hello we're facetiming now holy shit oh FUCK we're FACETIMING!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?
- i luv him
- the two of you talk for a bit and you fan yourself off-screen because the sight of him Genuinely made you light on fire and plus you were just nervous in general
- he even runs around the entire fucking building to find everyone so you can say hi cause he's babey
- the team DEFINITELY yells stuff like "lovebirds!" and "date already!" in the background and peter's face just gets So Red
- he finds tony and deadass goes
"mr. stark! it's your niece!"
- tony's like No Shit!
- overall amazing 100/10 time facetiming
- so the two of you start facetiming practically every day even though it's not summer anymore and you're back in school and have hella busy lives (peter's literally a superhero?)
- you'll facetime while doing homework and he'll help you with physics (even though you don't really need the help you pretend you do anyways) and it's so cute when he does because he Loves physics so much so he gets really excited and into it
- sometimes you'll fall asleep while on ft and he'll take screenshots
- ngl he set his favorite one as his lockscreen because he loved it so much and ned and mj definitely saw it and were lowkey like 🥺🥺 cause they ship you two so hard
- and when he'd fall asleep on ft you'd take screenshots too and look at them every time you missed him
- NOW THE EXCITING PART
- so it's winter now
- the Horrible Disgusting period between thanksgiving and christmas break
- because of finals the two of you facetime a bit less so it's kinda sad
- BUT THEN
- right when you get out of school for christmas break you're about to call peter so the two of you can celebrate (not peter checking the time every few minutes after he got out of school because he's a couple hours ahead)
- somebody's got a surprise
- you get a call from peter right when you get into your car and you're like Perfect Timing Hell Yeah
- you answer it and are met with the sight of him and tony smiling at the camera
*immediately screenshots it*
"oh, hi tony!"
"we have a surprise"
- peter's like bouncing from excitement and tony gives him a look before starting to talk
"we're fl-"
"WE'RE FLYING YOU TO NEW YORK FOR CHRISTMAS!"
- peter interrupts and tony looks so defeated but YOU BARELY EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO EXCITED
- tony explains everything cause he worked it out with your parents (y'all are just gonna celebrate early)
- (tony doesn't say this but deadass the reason ur parents even let you is because they know how much you wanna go back mainly to see peter)
- eventually tony leaves the two of you alone to talk and you're just in your car in the school parking lot practically yelling at your phone as you and peter talk about how excited you are
"and you can finally meet may-"
"may!"
"yes, may! and we can go back to delmar's and see murph-"
"murph!"
- peter can't stop smiling cause you're so excited and you look so cute cause you're Trying Your Best to get out of the parking lot while maintaining excitement
"can we go see times sq- MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF THE WAY JESUS CHRI- sorry peter i didn't mean to explode"
- if anything that made you even cuter in his eyes
- you and peter facetime while you pack and neither of you can handle your excitement AT ALL
- the night before you leave you're both in your beds across the country just talking quietly to each other over the phone and it's like the quiet cute excitement because you're seeing each other in less than 24 hours and you're both so so whipped by each other and just Cannot Wait
- it's really late ESPECIALLY for peter since he's ahead of you but he doesn't care at ALL
- so y'all are just whispering to each other
"i'm so excited, pete"
"i know, me too"
"i'm not gonna know how to act"
"me neither. you're not allowed to make fun of how awkward i am, okay?"
"peter, you being awkward is cute"
- the two of you can barely sleep from excitement but you fall asleep (on ft ofc) with smiles on your faces
- as soon as you wake up you text peter and you're like GO GO GO (spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬)
- you call him one last time while you're waiting at the gate
"i think i'm gonna pee myself"
"well if you do at least clean yourself up before i get there"
- his LAUGH
- the boyish laugh that FUcking Ends Me
"i'm still so amazed at how i managed to convince mr. stark to let me pick you up"
- you can't stop smiling especially at the thought of peter DRIVING (hot as FUCK)
"you'd better be a good driver, peter"
"it's fine, the car has autopilot so we won't die"
"glad to hear it, pete- oh sHIT my plane's boarding"
- peter FREAKS OUT
"have a safe and amazing flight and text me when you land, okay?"
"i will peter, thank you. see you in new york"
"see you in new york"
- y'all say that in the most Giddy Way (literally how could you not)
- you're bouncing in your seat the whole flight and the dude next to you is like o_0
- the SECOND you land you text peter
y/n: IM HERE IM HERE WE JUST LANDED ILL BE OFF THE PLANE IN A FEW MINUTES
- peter's sitting in this Far Too Expensive Car and he's just bouncing in his seat cause he has so much pent up energy
- he gets the text and that's when it really settles in
- he starts freaking out a little and like constantly checks himself in the rearview mirror and starts playing the playlist the two of you made together (puppy eyes) and makes sure he smells good
- then he sees you walk out out of the airport looking really excited and tired and confused
- mans JUMPS OUT OF THE CAR
"y/n!"
- you see him and ur literally smiling SO HARD
- you run at him, suitcase flopping around and backpack nearly falling off of your shoulders
- but you look so cute and peter can't handle it especially when the two of you finally make contact and your arms wrap around him
- he squeezes you so tight and even lifts you off the ground cause he's Strong and Excited
- that sounded a bit sexual OOPS
- you can't even process the fact that you're finally back in peter's arms after half a year and now you're literally so much closer than you were when you left new york last summer
- when you pull apart you can't stop looking at each other and just smiling giddily
- your arms are still like holding onto each other
- what finally breaks you is a fucking Ungodly gust of wind and you're like
"holy shit winter here is a lot colder than cali"
"oH, right, uh we have blankets in the car"
- the two of you just take another few seconds to look at each other until it gets a bit awkward and you clear your throats
"i can take your bag?"
"yeah, thanks"
- you watch his muscles flex as he lifts your suitcase into the back and you're like i hate this man
- this GENTLEMAN even RUNS OVER TO YOUR SIDE AND OPENS YOUR DOOR FOR YOU BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE
- you MELT
- when you sit down he closes the door for you and you're hit with the sound of your shared playlist and the car smells like peter's scent and it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- when he gets into the driver seat (which was very attractive to watch) you're just staring at him excitedly
"you put on our playlist!"
"why wouldn't i?"
- he smiles at you before reaching back and getting the blankets for you, also turning on your seat heater to make sure you're comfy
- mans just watches you as you shift around, buckling in and getting your backpack situated at your feet
- by the time you're all ready and stuff you look over and he's just looking at you
"pete-"
"would it be too soon for me to kiss you?"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- it takes you a second to process but you're like OH MY GODKFSDKNFSK
"yeah, peter, it would"
- your serious tone RUINS PETER
- HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD WHY DID I ASK THAT WHY DO I EXIST
- until you laugh and wrap a hand around the back of his neck, pulling him to you and planting your lips on his
- (AAAAAAAAAAHDKSJDFHSKJDFBKSDJGNSDKJFNADSJKABBJFS)
- bonus: the two of you are just singing in the car and (peter looks so hot when he's driving anyways) peter suddenly goes silent and you're like "what" and he just glances at you before going "is it bad that i really want to pull over so i can kiss you again?"
- double bonus: he pulls over and y'all makeout LOL
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holy FUCK i got so so carried away but i really like this one soooooo
OKAY HERE'S MY LITTLE THANK YOU NOTE IN HONOR OF THE 50TH IMAGINE AAAAAAAAAA: you GUYS. when i started this book it was literally just me being like "i'm in love with this fictional boy and need an outlet and have FAR too many ideas," which is really how every fanfic writer starts tbh. but oh my god, i never expected to get so much love and support and just such an amazing experience from this. there are people all over the world that read my chaotic fluffy shit, that are actually touched by my work and it legitimately blows my mind. 180k reads in almost a year? like 250 followers? INSANE. i've made so many friends on here that i can come to when i have no one in my real life to talk to and every time i reach out, you guys are here for me and so incredibly supportive and helpful and amazing. i love each and every comment you guys post on my works. they make me laugh so hard and are so beyond sweet and make my heart melt. some of them blow my mind cause you guys will be like "omg hi you responded oh my god i love your work" and like hype me so much and i'm like BRUH!!!! i'm literally just a stressed out, anxiety ridden teenage girl in love with peter parker lol and the fact that you guys support me so much and love my work just truly makes me so happy. i love writing and i love that my writing has reached other people, even if it's literally just silly fanfiction. I APPRECIATE AND LOVE YOU GUYS WITH EVERYTHING IN ME AND EVEN IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOUR COMMENT I SEE IT AND YOU GUYS MAKE ME SMILE AND AAAAAAAAAAAKJSDFNKJDF <33333333333333
okay now i have 5 more requests to write HAHA but i hope u guys are having an amazing day/night/whatever and that ur drinking enough water and eating enough and staying happy and healthy <3 MWAH!
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