#this treat!?!

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

all i'm saying is that with how bashful and you are and how straightforward bokuto is

the dialogue possibilities for when he finally gets to touch you are out of this world

you can't tell me that when he finally gets you cornered, the cute little hospital colleague he's been chasing around for months, it isn't the hottest thing ever.

just imagine

him, staring down at you with half-lidded eyes roaming all over your figure, ducking into your personal space because you're not stopping him

he's stealing your breath. ducking his head into the space between your shoulder and neck, watching your reactions. his warm breath is making your head feel all light and fuzzy, sedated.

he hasn't even kissed you. he isn't even touching you. but he goes on like that, as if he's waiting for a word from you. his nose so close to your hairline. his lips so near to your ear. almost like, an animal being checked over.

"bokuto-san," you whimper, and it goes straight to his work pants.

"yeah, bunny?"

"why are you doing this to me?" you wrap your arms around his neck, despite yourself- feeling like you might fall.

he's not sure what you mean. why did he interrupt your private lunch hour? or why has he been courting you, so shamelessly, for months, at your own work place? or why is he breathing down your pretty neck right now?

either way, the answer is the same. his smile is a full moon, beaming.

"because i know what i want, and i work for it." there's something determined in his eyes then, almost wicked.

"i can wait, too," he coos, "i can be good."

the desperation in his last sentence makes you pulse between your legs.

"you're so..." you want to say big as he towers over your frame, taking up all the space inside your office and inside your head, "...much."

he laughs. "does that scare yah?"

"well..."

this hesitance, however small, disrupts his lustful thoughts. bokuto, of course, never wanted to actually intimidate you.

but, much to his suprise, as he moves to back away, the arms locked around his neck don't budge. pulling him, until he's flush against you.

"it's just- you're-" you struggle to explain yourself, "always looking at me like i'm your next meal."

it's whispered, embarrassed, and you're staring at the ground while you wait for his reply.

nevertheless, you hold him there.

bokuto's cheeriness at your efforts to keep him close are obvious. two big fingers lay hold of your chin.

"well, that's nothing to be scared of."

you scoff, but bokuto speaks again.

"i wouldn't hurt you, bunny," he tilts your head, then, guiding you, shepherding you to his mouth.

"i can eat real nice and slow. can even have manners... if you want me to."

The fact that you think he calls me bunny always makes my head spin!! He's such a gentle giant, a himbo, a golden retriever in human form!! But this!?!

How wolf-like he is!?! Has my head SPINNING!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I just... I love him and wouldn't mind if he took a bite or devoured me

#again gracie has the best asks #and like??? #this treat!?! #this golden gem of an ask!? #god he makes me weak and you KNOW it #🔮.the peddler loves bokuto #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.close companion gracie

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds #i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really #plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id #lev.txt

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

#halflings being treated so horribly and being used as bait and him making a union so others dont get treated as badly as he did. ourgh #no wonder hes defensive and doesnt trust people. it makes me tear my hair out #my silly little rabbit………… #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

[lemontongues]

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

#sage talks #making a sappy post as a treat :]

[ponydoodles]

humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

#loved drawing this one!!!!!!!! #mod treat #mlp #my little pony #twilight sparkle #cave paintings

[notherpuppet]

I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

#radioapple #appleradio #a treat for lil ole me #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #charlie morningstar #hazbin lucifer #angel dust #husk #cherri bomb #niffty #vaggie

[whats-this-mustelid]

I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

#i think a lot of people get too carried away in farming discourse to actually remember both of these things #some people are so aggressively anti-farming that they forget that meat and fur are necessary for some people #and that farming helps prevent overhunting of certain species #but some people are so aggressively pro-farming that they begin to think of animals as objects #that only exist to provide them with a product #animals deserve to be treated with respect and be given the best care possible while they're alive #but that doesn't mean that its a bad thing for them to die

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems. #Go there. Get Purified. Done. #and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

[sweaty-confetti]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT” #I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless #just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting #and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it #fatphobia #antimasculism #fatphobes #male fatphobia #transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity

[wolfythewitch]

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

#art #wolfy religious tedtalks #sketch #comic #i have such a huge disconnect with my emotions and i do genuinely think a lot of it ties back to religion #crazy how that happens #whats funny is i now have a lot of people i vaguely dislike but cant remember why. #crazy what happens when you treat forgiveness like an instruction and not a process

[toxoplasmewsis]

#oh to be reincarnated as a woman’s odd pet and be treated to living lavishly like this #be normal or I’m adding the banner again

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin' #and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me' #and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me' #anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

[rollercoasterwords]

damn that is so crazy that u think taylor swift’s album about being in love with her boyfriend is a paragon of queer storytelling packed with sapphic subtext. personally when i’m in the mood for gay music i like to listen to gay people singing about gay sex but to each their own dude

#main takeaway. honestly #& a haterpost from the drafts…as a treat… #txt

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

#claypigeon #memes #meme #ouroboros #as a treat #pottery #ceramics #ceramic #ceramic art #carving #mishima pottery #sgraffito #glazeware

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

#great #thanks #cat #comic #cats #my art #she's literally been screaming at me all day #and im cleaning so im moving about the house and she's just following me going MEOW ME WO M WOWM ME WO MEOW #and ill pet her and give her treats and shes like mewo mwow meow meow meow

[disteal]

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

#bedtime methinks #dis.txt #never met this many horse girls before moving to the american south #what a treat