#those long fucking legs

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Mildred Natwick - ELIZABETH THE QUEEN, a play produced at Mt. Kisco's Westchester Playhouse (1937)

#vincent price #mildred natwick #Elizabeth the queen #theater #vintage photo #photo edit by me #those long fucking legs #OH FUCK #fuckity fuck fuck #hes so hot #clawing at the walls #he makes me feral #unf #so tall so broad so bisexual #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

THE WAY YOU DRAW BARNABY AS BOTH DOG AND HUMAN FORM IS SO ABJZJSKWJWKSKZKZ 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓 STILL WAITING FOR HUMAN HOWDY DESIGN :')

oh hey i actually have a lil headshot doodle of him:

#i wonder what his Actual human design would be like... how clown would envision their caterpillar guy... #this is just my current interpretation #Long. hes long. he gives off tall lanky white guy vibes idk what else to say #weasely man... #long face. long neck. long arms long legs long torso #mf fell into a taffy machine when he was a child... tragic... #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh modern human au #i just Know he has no meat on those bones. flat as a fucking pancake #im talkin bisquick basic bitch pancake not one of those fluffy souffle ones #i hope barnaby doesnt mind sharing a bed with the sharpest elbows in existence #and a blanket stealer... i know in my heart that howdy is a blanket thief... cocoon... or rather... chrysalis.... #ANYWAY BIG NOSE HOWDY MY BELOVED #i love big noses. honkin schnoz <3

[tottallytoby]

more silly horse designs :3

#octavia naturally grey hair ‼️ #i love greyy hair #also its not like. super well executed but her front leg coloring is kinda meant to emulate those long fancy gloves #also!!! fluffy it/its vinyl scratch bc its just like me fr #mlp #my art #my little pony #mlp fim #my little pony: friendship is magic #octavia #octavia mlp #vinyl scratch #why is vinyl spelt like that fuck off #dj pon3 #background ponies

[dragonmons]

my thought process for durandal:

#yeah im frantically trying to figure out the plating on those legs why do you ask #marathon (game) #durandal #my art #mjolnir is 6'8 randy is 9'8 #the sword is as long as mjolnir is tall it gets cut off by the edge of the page 😔✌️ #how do you put french plate on a giant robot? answer: fuck it just do the cuirass just do the fuckign curaiss ju

[butmakeitgayblog]

Ooooo ooooooh OOOOOOOO

MBFW Lexa after the clexa wedding we all know is going to happen (right? RIGHT???)

In a slinky little white number to actually be able to dance and celebrate with Clarke and their people 🤤 FECK

That dress is just soft enough to pull up above her thighs easily for a little bit of action in the bridal quarters mid-reception when they sneak away for some alone time

It's not going to happen explicitly in the fic, but yeah they do end up married. Eventually. With baaabies 🥰

Anyway, yes very much that. Lexa never has any intention of keeping her dress after the big day, so it kind of gets a bit trashed in their wedding photos 🥴 she makes sure to save enough that there's scrapes of lace and beading left unscathed that Clarke can save for one of her over-the-top art creations or anniversary presents for the future that she knows without even having to ask is coming eventually. (Clarke comes through with a hand stitched and embroidered pocket square for one of Lexa's suits made of the dyed dress scraps for their 10 year anniversary, in case you're wondering)

So naturally that chaotic choice means only one thing in Abby's eyes: buy two dresses 🙃 one for flash and the photography shoot and one for the reception. Where Lexa had been fine heading to their reception and changing into some simple linen pants and a criminally low-cut, loose white blouse, instead Abby surprises her and insists on paying for the second number for her to change into because, quote, "oh, honey. I couldn't let you have your first dance in cotton blend 🙁"

12 years into being a part of this family and the Griffin women still keep Lexa on her toes

#anon #MBFW #the fact that Clarke wraps one of those long legs around her waist the second she sees her #and quetly fucks her against the venue's changing room mirror is simply something nobody needs to know

[thiziri]

Tim Laurence's legs appreciation post for my thirsty girls ✨

#HOT DAMN 🔥 #SIR 🥵🥵🥵 #LEGSSS #GORGEOUS LEGS #LOOK AT THOSE LONG TONED LEGS #I WANT TO CLIMB HIM #MY OVARIES #HE'S SO FUCKING HOT #this man will be the death of me #timothy laurence must be stopped #tim laurence #timothy laurence

[mariibound2003]

finally decided to share my Dealer with the internet! Her name's Buck, she's the butch ever, and she is my everything atm, i'd let her step on me, crush me under her large arthropodic body and shoot me in the head- the USUAL response yknow? Bonus doodle of her and Charles arguing:

#buckshot roulette #buckshot roulette dealer #the dealer #choo choo charles #also yes. she can squish her body up and go into a more bipedal stance if she wishes #because all her organs are distributed appropriately #those back legs are more like fucked up kickstands that can walk and somewhat grab?? #also do NOT ask me how long it took to give her pants #there's a reason i never gave Charles pants and i see why now #shudders #she'd probably just walk around her apartment in a wife beater and a blanket/cloth wrapped around her lower half #because ain't no way any store makes underwear big enough #the pants might as well be homemade too #or altered after being bought

[blackberry-s0da]

Have you ever wanted to draw something but you fought due to your skill level at the time you decide not to do it

Yes absolutely! I actually wanted to give wings to a few of my ocs but they’re so frustrating and I don’t understand their anatomy very well, I don’t think I have the skills to fully understand and portray them properly (tho due to commissions I’ve been practicing them lately). I also used to avoid hands by drawing them inside pockets and legs by cropping them at the thighs lol. I avoid quite a few things

#ask #if you scroll long enough down my blog you’ll see progressively how there’s less and less legs and feet showing lol #also I feared drawing the basic standing up straight posture for a while??? it always came out very awkward #unfortunately the key to developing those skills is to fuck up a million times

[starheirxero]

Hey, so I saw you just did a crapton of asks so if you wait a while to answer this I completely understand.

The ask you answered about L. Eclipse flat out ignoring a... very forward suitor (COUgh cough me too buddy Cough cough) made me curious how our favorite boy acts when interacting with his subjects.

mans made a whole universe full of people, likely for reasons outside of just torturing sun and the others, so surely he atleast planned on socializing (or just.. didn't think ahead?)

Does he interact with them positively? Does he interact at all?

Also, completely unrelated, you posts about computer guts has got me thinking about what his internals must look like melded with his centipede stuff, and now i'm having blorbo thoughts about it.

Thank you for always letting me brainrot here, you always are an amazing host for my Thoughts.

AAAAHAIAHJQHSJWD THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BOTH THOUGHT SO MUCH ABOUT BUT ALSO HAVE VERY LOOSE DETAILS ABOUT TBH LMAOOO

I have two main scenarios though!!! The first is that during the start, he was a very active apart of his "community" and would drink up as much of the attention as humanly possible! Over time, though, the boredom starts to kick in and he spends less and less time around his other followers, eventually only allowing Sunvant to see him.

The second scenario, though, is that he's able to find a balance between keeping up a good image to his followers—not in centipede form, mind you—but the moment the doors are closed and it's only Sun who will witness his wrath, it's time to boogie!!! 🐛🐛🐛

So generally, yes, he treats most of his followers decently because that will ensure they will stay loyal and they will also shower him in praise! The level of interaction just depends on how silly I wanna get LOL

There are still dissenters, though! Which is only natural, Lord Eclipse can't gain everyone's love via fear. Mysteriously, though, the more vocal ones always seem to go missing... I wonder what's up with that?

#asks #justafunkydude #long post #xero thoughts and rambles #xero snippets #ALSO AOAAUYGHGHHH HIS INSIDES WOULD LOOK SO COOOLLLL DIES DIES DIES #I SAW THE TAGS U LEFT ON MY ATTRACTIVENESS RATING ON HIM AND HOW HE CAN HAVE LIKE YELLOWED PLASTIC WITH TUBES AND WIRES AND OTHER STUFF- #-ALL VISIBLE UNDERNEATH AND I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY /POS #could u imagine watching his endoskeleton work all those arms and legs while he moves.... UGHHHHH ID KILL FOR THATTTT #i 💜 fucked up mechanical gods HAHAHA #lord eclipse au #lord eclipse #angst #tsams #centiclipse #sunvant

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - The Last Man On Earth (1964)

#vincent price #the last man on earth #richard matheson #i am legend #apocolyptic #post apocalyptic #zombie #horror movie #zombies #vinny p #so chill #even during a zombie apocalypse #vinny aint scared of no zombie #so gorgeous #god i want him #hes so sexyyy #those long fucking legs #im fine... this is fine #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[zappedbyzabka]

Daniel taking Johnny out into the woods to teach him how to balance on a log, but Johnny runs off laughing because he’s a brat, and Daniel chases him like a damn kidnapper and tackles him to the ground.

Johnny kept squirming and grinning, clearly happy that he got Daniel worked up. Daniel had to slap him and shove his fingers past Johnny’s lips so he’d stop, before making him take off his sweatpants and underwear for him so he could stuff Johnny with his cock and pound him in the dirt. Smacking him some more to make him clench up and moan like a whore.

#Johnny had to run slow slskskskks #those long legs STRIDE #lawrusso #safety first #nsft #tw dubious consent #‘Is this what you wanted? Wanted me to put you in your place. yeah? Well now I’m gonna break your fucking pussy. Like that ?’ #‘Mhmm!’

[drspacepoodle]

Can’t get over this picture—

#sir- #brian long legs may #can’t stop staring #thighs thighs thighs #are you sure this man is 76?? #so fucking hot and for what #look at those beautiful legs #brian may #q+al japanese tour #old bri #hot bri #lol I had to mirror it back and I couldn’t give up the original pic so why not both #it does looks funny now that I’m looking at it

[polarisbear]

i’ve been in a mood.

[image id 1: a sketch of dr. radio, aventurine, and ruan mei. the men have had slight redesigns while ruan mei has a whole new outfit.

image id 2: a sketch of sparkle from honkai star rail. she’s been slightly redesigned.

image id 2: a sketch of two redesign ideas for the vivid bad squad version of hatsune miku. one has an asymmetric button up while the other is an adjustment of the 2nd anniversary design.]

#honkai star rail #project sekai #art archive #i’m not tagging anyone specific you can ignore this #anyways. lemme talk #dr ratio’s leggings look. weird. i don’t like them #so i switched them over to shorts to emphasize the greco-roman look #i think aventurine just looks better with flared pants. i don’t like the slacks they give everyone #ruan mei is completely different #she takes Extremely vauge inspo from tang dynasty clothing #mostly i wanted her to look a bit more professional and like she Could be a biologist instead of just pretty #nothing. is wrong with hanabi she’s just using the same silhouette every other woman is so i chopped off her sleeves and gave her shorts #i think this would look better with her kicks #miku. i don’t like the new redesign for her. it’s not very good. #the cropped jacket in the front with the long coattails is just So janky #she looks super bulky too #and those fucking white thigh highs. #the brand logo look is also used. badly #so i wanted to keep that street wear look but make it less aggravating

[skeletalheartattack]

thamks

you after i free you from the tetrisphere

#ask #anon #im not sure what the thanks is for without assuming it to be like ''thanks. for those tags.'' #anyway youre welcome? youre free from the tetrisphere now. find and enjoy life. out from the egg made of tetronimoes youve hatched from. #or whatever. #im still recovering from that nap #its fucked. i nap on my bed sometimes if i havent had enough sleep earlier in the day. and instead of using the bed normally #my ass just sleeps at the end. watching my moavies (youtube streams) #like a dog #ended up having to wake myself up cause i had my legs rested over a nearby table cause the width of the bed is not very wide #and my body feels so good when i wake up. scrunched up and shit. i feel So normal #anyway tetrisphere is a game i got long ago that. i dont know from where. #i either got it from a yard sale. or ebay. but im leaning towards yard sale. since it was around the same time i got hey you pikachu #also did you know the mic quality for hey you pikachus microphone is actually pretty decent #anyway i dont remember a lot about tetrisphere beyond you picking a robot to play as. and you drop tetrominoes onto a fucking ball #i completely forgot you freed a thing from within #as for why this was the first thing i used to reply to the ask. anytime i get an ask im not sure how to respond to. i look through my phone #and. this tetrisphere image made me laugh seeing it back when i first downloaded it #i think i had more i wanted to say but im at a loss for words now that im looking at this image again #its so beautiful and hes so free #that is how baby birds leave the egg. but opposite. they do it from the inside. instead of needing tetrominoes to open the egg. #can you tell im still not fully recovered from my fuckim nap #anyway thanks for the ask anon. i think!

[boxwinebaddie]

is there a reason as to why jers really did NOT like being called sweetheart?

okay, hmmm.

i think it's because he finds it...Condescending?

honey, sweetheart, angel, baby...

they're all terms of endearment, but jersey only does infearment, ergo: getting cutesy-woosty, fuzzy-wuzzy lil pet names from people, specifically adults, make him feel like you are likening him to a weak, helpless domesticated animal that's meant to submit to you, infantilizing/inferiorizing him the way you would petulant child or a blubbering baby, that you're praising him but secretly patronizing him...that you're basically belittling and looking down on him.

...when in reality, you're literally just trying to be Nice.

jersey played basketball all through high school, so he knows ALL about offense and defense, or rather:

being offensive and defensive.

like, at the grocery store, if the old checkout lady is like "do you want a bag for that, honey?" <3 kyle is like She Thinks I'm Not Strong Enough To Carry My Groceries ( aka apartment groceries that kyle is not even going to eat anyways, rip jersey's ed ) and will carry 7 huge bags to the car, huffing and puffing, cussing her out.

tldr: no matter how many times you fill the glass, jersey kyle's is always half full -- when it's not Empty -- which it usually is because again, jersey doesn't drink anything but water or red wine. he covets cynicism, thinks everyone is secretly out to get him/preying on his downfall and that no good deed goes unpunished.

more than that...jersey’s never had a Reason to be soft.

he's a machine. he doesn't know what to do with his fingers when they aren't curled around a pencil or fashioned into a fist. he doesn't think he was made to do soft things. sentimental things. to him, being gentle & loving were meant for kind people. the kind of people,

...who can love things.

and jersey does not think he can love things.

again, it's part of the jersey can't say i love you ask meme, that i think i'm just going to slowly distribute through these other ask meme answers, but i am of the belief that sixth grade pre!rm jersey either told stan he loved him and then stan died the next day or that jersey kyle was abt to tell stan he loved him and then he died...

either way...i think that traumatized the Fuck out of him.

so he was, one, never told i love you by his father...ever, doesn't think that he's meant to love things because he's a unfeeling cyborg whose only purpose in life is to Succeed, love makes you vulnerable which makes you weak which disgusts him. but mainly: he'd stopped believing in love full stop after he lost his stanley marsh...

...but now his stanely marsh is back.

and kyle's whole world is in color again.

once jerseykyle and ravenstan start dating, and even, i think, during the period of time when kyle thinks he has a crush on raven of c.d., finds that his heart, which was hard for so long...is softening. he had no reason to be kind or gentle, but now...wants to be soft and gentle.

for stan.

( he is very touch tank by quinnie coded )

like kyle doesn't care about other people or how they're handled or mishandled, but if stan even frowns, kyle is like cracking his knuckles and looking around before checking on him in the cute gentle ky vc.

someone asked me if kyle's ptsd goes after after he gets stan back, and yes...and no. it gets better, tbh i think taking the clozapine actually made his psychosis worse so when he got off that things were better, but getting stan back unlocked a new fear which is...

that constantly in danger of losing stan again.

so sometimes in the middle of the night if stan gets up to get a glass of water or pick up more cat food for curb, if kyle wakes up and sees stan not there, it'll trigger like a full blown panic attack where he's like "ohgodohgodohgod!! none of this was Real i just fucking hallucinated stan, this whole thing was a lie, stan is gone, stan is dead!! sTAN???"

and thinks he imagined the whole thing/stan is GONE again, start like yelling his name, freaking the fuck out, totally breaking down and stan just comes out of the kitchen w/ his glass and then immediately drops it and runs over like "ky, did you think i was gone again? :(" like putting a blanket over him and holding his face and giving him one million thousand kisses like "shhshhshh it's okay, calmate, cariño. </3 i’m here. i'm not going anywhere. you're safe. go back to sleep...

I Would Never Leave You."

wHICH! V SICK N TWISTED THAT STAN LEFT!! DURING THE RAVESEY DIVORCE!!! KYLES ONE TRUE FEAR!!!!!!

KILL ME

but we are not going to be miserable this ask meme!

we are going to be lovely and kind because that's how kyle is when him and stan start dating like...WHEN I TELL YOU NO ONE HAS LOVED ANYONE MORE THAN JERSEY LOVES RAVEN!!!!!

like nobody! No! ONE! NO!!!! ONE!!!!

like idc idc idc if he can't say i love you, he has trauma, and the literal trauma of losing stan is a large reason why he can't say it, but also the reason why kyle is so Attached to stan when they're dating is bc when kyle thought stan was dead he thought that he was gone forever...so now he's committed to spend every second with stan like it's his last and spend his life loving him.

ugh, i just...kyle would do ANYTHING for stan.

like he's so sweet and soft in a way he isn't with Anyone.

when stan was getting sober from alcohol and he was throwing up nonstop, fucking crying and dying with his matted hair sticking to his forehead from how much he was sweating/how feverish he was, literally shaking, so fucking miserable w/ his face pressed into the toilet seat like "kyle, i can't fucking do this. i'm not strong enough. i feel like i'm going to die. i can't i can't i CANT." :((( kyle was just like gently gliding his thumb over stan's cheek like "you can do this. you survived so much more than this. i know it hurts now, but i'm here. and i will be with you every step of the way." and kisses his forehead.

and when i tell you kyle's fear of contamination and his intense ocd has him washing his hands and spraying you with bear mace if you even breathe near him, it doesn't matter when it's stan. like he loves and cares about stan so much that he does not give a shit what happens to him or weird fluids or being sick and i'm...AAAAAAAA!

or like omg, speaking of stan getting sober, those first couple of concerts after stan stops drinking and has to do raven things or preform in front of thousands of people, he used to do shots and have to drink a lot to be comfortable out there, so he has huge panic attacks sober. and kyle just reassures him from off stage and squeezes his hand, blows a kiss & sticks his tongue out.

FR EVEN HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS!!! bebe and tweek and kenny and craig and marj and jimmy are all on the couch and kyle and is like "baby, will you find the colander in the kitchen please?" and stan is like *squints in dyslexia* but is like "okay, be right back" but then kyle is like "wait you forgot something" and gives stan a little kiss AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "wAit yOu fOrgOt SoMEthiNg" and kyle is like "yEAH HAHAAHA REAL FUNNY ASSHOLES!!!! ITS GONNA BE REAL HARD TO LAUGH W/ YA TEETH ON THE FLOO--"

but stops midword bc stan makes a tiny whining sound like "kyyyy? i'm so sorry, but i can't find it." and kyle's face immediately softens and he's like "stan, what did i say about apoloizin' when you don't need to? i’ll be right there, sweetheart. <3" and everyones like i'LL bE RiGh-- and kyles like “tRY IT AGAIN, IDIOTS!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS SEE--oh god, stan, don't cry!" :'c *races over*

girls, gays and theys!!! my sons are in LOOOVEEE!!! ;-;;;;

but yeah, no, when ravesey starts #hating, kyle calls stan sweetheart like alllll the time, all the little cutesy-wutzy, fuzzy-fuzzy nicknames that he claimed to hate because stan just makes his heart so warm. also jersey kyle saying "baby" in the jersey accent??? like saying sweetheart, baby, honey...I KNOW IT SOUNDS CUTE!!!

( ky does also call ravenstan zeeskeit and stan does call jersey mi sabelotodo like in his letter, btw xx )

okay, last thing, is that honestly learning how to love things and being vulnerable and soft is how he realized he wanted to be a guidance counsellor and provide support to kids like him who didn't have it growing up/being gentle with them and patient and nurturing.

the post!rm soft kyle psychology major/elem guidance counsellor era is my faaav like his character development is CRAZY!!

my comfort television shows are say yes to the dress and masterchef (which means that kyle's favorite comfort tv shows are them) and kyle is so gordon ramsey coded in that with all the adults he's screaming at them, calling them worthless and idiot sandwiches, but with kids he just like kneels all the way down and speaks sweetly to them and is like "i'm not leaving until you laugh" <3

like i think a little girl is in there one time ( i think it might be nova, who is the ravesey kid bc i had them adopt one of kyle's troubled guidance counsellor children...also she looks like this, yes i made her look like havana rose liu because i'm obsessed with her. she's a qt )

but yes, so a little girl starts crying in kyle's office and he's like patting her on the back like "it's okay to cry. don't be embarrassed -- look." then pulls out his phone and points to his lock screen and its stan in a black cd tee-shirt with all the tattoos and piercings and eyeliner in like a pair of ripped skinny jeans and the combat boots.

then jers is like "okay, so this is my boyfriend. and he cries alllll the time. over very silly things." and is like "like, the otha day we were goin' to the store and he saw this tiny little dog, even tinier than you, and she was wearin' this pink sweater and he started crying...bc he thought she was cute. like full waterworks, everything." and the little girl starts laughing and he's like "there we go! c': see, it's all gonna to be okay, my friend. take a piece of candy on your way out. see you later." and fist bumps her bUT SHE HUGS HIM AND HE'S LIKE AAA

anyways...actual angel jersey kyle...my beloved.

-uncle nina, who is leaking out of her eyeballs

#i am the jersey kyle being the softest person in rm secretly agenda #i will always be in the trenches for jersey i love him so bad #no one has loved anyone as fiercely or endlessly #than jersey loves raven like jersey kyle is a SIMP #its v unserious like i love when goth boot stan is like my feet hurt and kyles like stan i told u not to wear those and carries him anyways #like smh...does anyone hear a whip cracking #but no kyle jut doesnt like pet names bc he thinks ur looking down on him bc his brain is all hardwired for attack #but when him and stan start dating he just gets really soft and gentle and loving and idk hes really nice to little kids #its so nice i love u kyle hes so cute #i know that little girl hugged him and he sat in his office smiling for a long time and texted stan like AAAA STAN GUESS WHAT AWWW #anyways they are gay! move along! #sorry this is kind of written insanely i am very tired have like 145 asks and i am busy at work so if its spelled or worded weird #thats just the way its gotta be guys i'm sorry #my fav thing is ky verbally evsicerating someone like stopping to kiss stan on the cheek AND THEN GOING BACK LMAOO #“LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT AHOLE I AM GOING TO” “hi baby <33 i missed you” “AND ANOTHER THING BITCH!!!” #he is my hero lol #MY BABY MY BABY MY BAAAABY ;-; #stan on the kitchen counter while kyle cooks and hes like stan get off the counter get the fuc--baby will you please get off the counter? #like ur so cute ur distracting me ( but like totally lets him stay and feeds him all the little veggies n stands between his legs ) #they are so cute i am fucking sick

[paddington-two]

luna just had an old man 'get the fuck off my lawn' moment

#i was sitting at my desk at home. finally about to eat some soup after a long day at work. #window open. breeze in my hair. #luna was sitting next to me. birdwatching and such. #all was right with the world #and then my neighbors 2 outdoor cats came over and jumped on my windowsill #i have literally NEVER seen luna that mad before. in her 12 years of life. i thought she was gonna have the big one #anyway she went into full on attack mode and almost went through the fucking window screen #and in the chaos of me trying to shoo the other cats away and stop her she turned all that anger onto me #it was a bad time #she was hissing growling etc and scratched my leg to shit and now it's covered in bandaids. #which. ok i guess it was kind of my fault for getting in her way but i didnt want her to go out the window or get near those cats #anyway. hows yalls day goin #personal