#tinder messages

[weedyshurgusburgus]

i got a message from one of those sugar daddy accounts on instagram so i decided to mess with them

smith james has had enough of me

#i gotta give him credit tho #he was very patient #i think i out-weirded him #trolling #tumblr prank #funny #humor #comedy #tinder messages

[teathattast]

#text message memes #funny texts #tinder #dracula #dracula memes

[psychotickenesis]

#looking at my old tinder messages. #2019 omfg.

[biteable-pink-pixie]

If you ever find my tinder profile this is how I want to be messaged if we match

#matching my references with a slight threat of violence 💕 #i asked him to send me a message as if we matched on tinder #tinder #pokémon #naruto #lotr

[kissabledyke]

all i want is for a hot butch to charm me into falling in love with them and then also they pay to house me from now on and also they're sporty and let me lick their sweaty chest clean every time they exercise and they call me such a good girl. is that really so much to ask for

#the dating scene around here is so bad you guys. #multiple hours on tinder and i'll get like one match #who then doesn't respond to my message

[unawakening-float07]

talking to gay men on dating apps makes me feel like i’m losing my mind and not human or something

#i list that i’m a side on every profile i have for compatible purposes and literally #no one fucking reads it #was talking to this super nice dude that matched with me on tinder and we spoke on grindr #so he messages me on grindr and after a few minutes he says #‘we should meee up’ and i’m like… oh bro we just started talking to do you just wanna smash? #and this dick is like #‘oh i just wanted to talk and chill but you can make the first move’ and i’m like trying to explain #i’d like to know someone a bit first before i meet them unless all they want is sex #then it’s like whatever we don’t have to talk #then he goes on about how im complicated and have too many expectations about men and that nothing would ever work between us because im #a side #like buddy you literally had every opportunity to see this and tell me all you wanted was my cock #im not driving 16 miles so some old queen and drain me when literally like 8 of my straight neighbors will do it on call

[butchez]

turns out the key to success on dating apps is to find whatever one has the most trans people on it

#ive had tinder and hinge for a couple months and only had one conversation that didnt go anywhere #downloaded taimi like 2 days ago and 5 people have messaged me and i have two people im clicking with pretty well ..wtf #i spent like all day yesterday flirting with a cute trans girl too like wgat ...... was it really this easy the whole time #jude talks #honestly i could complain forever abt the people on tinder but i wont. theyre just boring/straight looking/monogamous/etc

[fyodorloveclub]

when i used to be on tinder a guy once clocked me as looking like i was “big on tumblr” when i was 13 and ive still yet to recover from that one

#the full message was actually #“big on tumblr when you were 13 but now you just sit and stare at a wall for 2 hours and dont realize any time has passed” #tinder is so evil 💀💀💀

[areyouafraidofdating]

Hilarious ! Lol

#onlinedatingintoronto #onlinedating #dating #toronto #tinder #pof #areyouafriadofdating #comedy #datingproblems #funny #texts #late night texts #text messages #funny texts

[skellydun]

first time getting a little tipsy in my new apt with one of my best friends while watching awful horror movies is about to commence my besties 💕❤️🥰

#sometimes life is good :^) #shes going to remake me a tinder profile and message men bc that was our deal when i moved into this place so well see how that goes #im sure ill be annoying people on here i apologize in advance for dylan in like 4 hours

[quillkiller]

i have a date tomorrow

#i matched w a girl on tinder and her opening message was that she recognized me from my job and that im hot #meetcute era #sort of #she was at my job yesterday and we matched today #and seeing each other TOMORROW?

[breathings]

just your daily reminder

#tinder exists #bumble exists #even lovoo exists #yknow #i'm looking at you cis men #i mean #putting sth nice in someones ask? Yes absolutely #but these messages like 'lets get to know each other' and then it's a guys blog with 2 alibi posts and a selfie? Naaaaaah #There's zero reason to do this on tumblr literally #I mean do you do this on facebook insta or twitter as well? Just sending dms to random girls #eva.txt

[wuxianxkexing]

In the context of a dating profile what does NSA mean?

Pei Ming: "No strings attached."

Xie Lian: "National Security Agency."

#post yet again inspired by me being the same type of stupid as xie lian #literally just matched with a guy on tinder who said he was looking for nsa and I'm like? #the nsa is already watching you you don't need to be on tinder to find them #i messaged him asking what he meant by nsa #i messaged the group chat asking what nsa means #only to realize it like literal seconds later #xie lian #pei ming #tgcf

[waitineedaname]

i've finally pushed down my embarrassment and done it. i've made a tinder.

#I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOINGGG #THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME. #if anyone has any tips for navigating hookups on tinder. or just tinder in general. please help. #i made my first match and I was texting my friends for help on how to message her and they were like #''be friendly but not too friendly because then it'll seem like you just want to be friends'' #BUT LIKE. I AM FRIENDLY BY NATURE. THAT'S JUST HOW I AM. #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK THE LINE. #it's either be friendly or be horny. how do i find the balance.

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Today is a day of new experiences

#my 8th grade boyfriend messaged me yesterday out of nowhere #turns out he saw my tinder (i literally only made it to mess around man 🥲) #yes he did swipe right #so we've been talking #and now one of my irl friends is trying to get me to ask him out tomorrow #i have never done the asking out so this is a new experience lmao #9th not 8th

[veronicathegoddess]

coming out of a longterm relationship and back into the dating world is realizing how much it's changed since you were last there and not of a single one of those changes were good. idc if i didn't notice it before or if my standards have just gotten higher but it is horrific and i'm just resigning myself to being single for the rest of my life

#i feel like my standards are higher #and i respect myself more now #so im not accepting the bare minimum from men #and 90% of guys are mediocre #and unwilling to do more than that #honestly they cant even hold a conversation #how is your first message to me on tinder why did you swipe right on me #idk maybe because that's the purpose of this fucking app #im genuinely realizing that im not cut out for this and staying single is probably the vibe #because there's no way that im going to just be randomly hooking up and having talking stages that go nowhere for the rest of my life #rants and ramblings