#tiny house calling us

[failfemme]

opening up the local queer housing fb group just to feel something

#oh we’re calling a basement room with a sink and a hot plate ‘a studio apartment’ #even tho you have to go upstairs into the house to use a shared bathroom. oh it’s 1000 dollars. #next post doesn’t even mention rent just that they are a commune- here’s their website with nothing on it except 2 stolen jpegs #yes the room looks like a dungeon #next up is oh wow a beautiful recently updated house oh wait huh it’s 1200 plus utilities for a tiny room in this townhouse

[rubiesintherough]

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#venting tw #negativity tw #abuse tw #mil. who has called me fat lazy and stupid to my face #who criticizes everything i do. who expects me to do all the housework and pay half the bills #who has literally triggered both my ED and PTSD on purpose. repeatedly. for laughs #who tries to control everything i do down to what weather app i use and acts morally superior in literally everything #is wondering why i don't want to spend more time with her or sit out in the living room and watch movies with her and hubby #gee. i wonder why. i really wonder why i feel more comfortable in the bedroom where she doesn't go. #my teeny tiny sanctuary in this house #..... yup its a mystery for sure #(( ooc. ))

[nitw]

why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!

#leo.txt #it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god #fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do?????????????? #like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!! #denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD #this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i #and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors #and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead! #BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY #you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON #what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is? #we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/ #with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN #telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance #then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside #so you can leave it in the entrance!!!! #WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US #and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......) #and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE #/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/ #LITERALLY 1984 #SEND POST

[nomaishuttle]

watched secret world of arrietty potentially my new favorite ghibli movie... not potentially i think it legit is

#i watched fourr movies today 2 ive seen b4 and 2 new ones... arrietty was one of da new ones #the other new one was orlando pretty good i liked how likee. artsy it was... it was very cool basically i liked it and i rly loved the #costuming #i do wish it had subtitles on site i use tho bc i had a hard time understanding.. not da movies fault bc i have a hard time comprehending #dialogue in a Lot of older movies.. but i liked it :]] #but anyways yes. one thing abt me i was obsesseddd with borrowers as a kid it was part of my fairy obsession. i was sososososooso hopelessl #delighted by the concept of tiny people who live secretly and their houses and furniture are all fashioned out of #everyday human objects it made me fucking craaazy #me and my siblings favorite activity used to be building fairy houses... we even had one playground we loved specifically #bc it had a bunch of trees with little hollowed out areas under the roots which made the best fairy houses... #we had umm. for a while this is fun my mom had this likee. sheet she made that was like.. a grading sheet for playgrounds #so everytime we went to a playground wed check the little boxes for each thing on the list it had... like we had Curly slide swingset seesa #etc... and then wed also write in anything that wasnt on the sheet that we loved #and we wrote in Great for fairy houses for a lot of them.... it was rly rly rly fun i honestly think that might be part of where my love of #spreadsheets came from.. one thing abtme i looooove to categorize things by a set metric. so yes #basically :DDD I LOVE FAIRIES I LOVE BORROWERS!!! i rly rly rly wanna get into building those little miniature houses. dollhouses whyd i sa #minihouses LOL. i was thinking of likee studson studios type thang i forget what theyre called #ik they make little kits for it so id start with that but eventually id love 2 start just making my own... #i also used to watch those like. miniature cooking videos. they were my cocomelon i would literally watch them boil a droplet of water and #Lose my fucking mind KJASBDKUBSJ #or when they put the little miniature cake in their little miniature oven... i specifically am remembering the pancakes #I NEED 2 FIND THOSE AGAIN. I MISS THEM!!!!!

[yardsards]

black raspberries growing in my backyard!!! yippee!!!

#eliot posts #i didn't plant these they just grow here on their own #there's a portion of my back yard that's just like a dozen or so trees clustered together with many other plants #like a tiny forest #i fuckin love wild black raspberries #we used to have so many of these around the house where we grew up cuz there were a lot of fields and forests around #our dad would take us out berty picking and we'd pick a shitload of black raspberries or blackberries #and then make a big cobbler out of them #also. black raspberries and blackberries are not the same tho for most of my childhood i called em both blackberries #i knew there were Differences between the two but i didn't have the words to describe said differences #the black raspberries are tastier and have smaller seeds. they're like. hollow inside? and they ripen early in the summer #blackberries are bigger and more abundant but less tasty #they're more sour have bigger seeds and have tasteless white flesh in the center of the clusters. and they ripen in later summer

[momochiiee-reblogs]

Being screamed at for things that aren't my fault seems to be a norm in this house

There's cookware scattered an dirty? Guess who gets blamed for it? The exact one that almost never has spoons for cooking in the first place

I live cleaning the trail after me so they won't have any reason to scream at me, but my brother leaves absolute messes behind him and the screams are for me

Fuck off

#momochiiee mussings #then people ask why it's almost impossible to hear me walking around #I've grown used to avoiding at all costs being noticed and leaving anything that can tell I was through there #when I get up from the table I'm always told to put their dishes in the dishwasher as I am putting mine #then the days I'm not around no one fucking cleans the table after themselves and I am still the one that gets called dirty and messy #my room is a mess YES. but the rest of the house isn't my room and therefore Isn't my living space and I must make sure I do not litter #I clean my own room when I have the spoons for it and refuse for anyone else to do it for me. it's my mess and I must deal with it myself #why do they insist I am to blame for their own mess of the kitchen when I barely have the energy to cook once a month??? #and it's not like they don't entrust other chores to me #but I digress I'm just mad because I've been blamed for the mess my dad and brother did and blamed on me just because I went there #every time I happen to have the energy to cook they complain about my cooking or blame messes on me even if I handwash & put away everything #it would be nice if they spared a fucking word of appreciation every now and then #I'm not asking them to call me endearingly but at least to not spit on any tiny effort I manage to make... or blame me for their mistakes #I'm starting to see how as soon as I am rendered jobless mid December I'll start to get screamed at again more often #and get the I'm a nuisance treatment because I can't afford basic stuff anymore #it's going to be a long year for sure... but I must put my all on the intensive classes so I can score a good job #If I manage... I will finally be able to get out of here and have my own space without any more screams #and without them brushing off my sensory triggers every time I try to explain how certain things and situations get me anxious af

[what-wait-why]

second round/third (and hopefully last) of the root canals is done!

I'm definitely in pain, but it's a clean kind of pain compared to what i had before. and not as bad.

now to get my wisdom teeth (+ one other beyond saving) out next month

#i might've made a post abt this yesterday? #i honestly don't remember #on the way back from the root canal (the city it was in is like and hour and a half west) we hit a pothole on the edge of a tiny town #and blew the front driver's tire #called roadside and were waiting for like an hour without hearing anything when another driver pulled over to see if he could help #finally got that changed #and were limping the car along to a shop #when the front passenger tire blew #called roadside‚ more waiting‚ trooper stopped to see if he could help us #ended calling the local tow company at about the same time insurance finally reached out to them #i was mostly alseep bc at that point i had been up for 22 hours #but the car got towed to a shop to be dealt with in the morning and a friend gave us a ride to our house #so. Interesting end to our night #now I'm going to go find some painkillers and figure out if i can open my jaw enough to eat #crow.txt #(also re: that first line i had two of them done in the first appointment and made a second for the one in the best condition) #(the first two were my upper left and bottom right‚ this last was my upper right and he didn't want to numb so much of my mouth at once)

[theygender]

You know... part of the reason I had a hard time coming to terms with being a lesbian growing up was because I didn't want to be like my mom. I had been through a lot of trauma that was directly related to her choice in women, and there's definitely something to be said for the difficulties that that caused me, but that's not what this post is about

My point is, when I was a kid the idea of anyone ever thinking that I was like my mother made me angry, and that combined with the internalized lesbophobia that I developed made me especially sick at the idea of anyone ever thinking that I was a lesbian. Even worse, I felt like the homophobes in our family expected me to become a lesbian because of their bigoted ideas that gay parents "corrupt" children. I didn't want to be a lesbian because I didn't want to prove them right and I didn't want to be compared to my mother, so I fought hard against ever being interpreted that way

But now, as someone who's reconnecting with my mom on my own terms and finding out that she's changed for the better? As someone who's secure in their identity as a lesbian and grateful for the opportunities that I've had to engage with the LGBT community throughout my life? As someone who loves my mother in spite of her flaws and recognizes the struggles she faced growing up in the 1970s as the first out LGBT person in a homophobic southern family? I'm proud to be as openly gay as I am and I will not be apologetic for it

I WILL look as queer as possible at our family reunions. I WILL make you respect my girlfriend's pronouns. I WILL speak openly and honestly about the woman I love. I WILL be who I am with no compromises. And I will not engage with you if you don't accept this

My mom had to spend way too many years trying to conform to heteronormative standards for her family's acceptance. She had to hide who she was throughout her childhood, and she had to go through conversion therapy when she was outed. Even as an adult she wasn't able to present the way she wanted or speak openly about her partners. She was the first out lesbian in a family full of southern conservative christians, and she had to live through the hell that her family created for her all alone

...But I am the second out lesbian in a family that supports me for who I am. And I'm the first out nonbinary person in a family that supports me for who I am. And I openly and proudly love all the trans people in my life, who are also fully supported by my family. And there's nothing any of my conservative relatives can do about that. I'm accepted by the family that matters, and I have to be afforded the same respect as everyone else at family gatherings. The homophobes no longer have the power in this situation. I get to be who I am, and if they don't like it they have to leave. They spent decades making my mom's identity a problem for her, and now I'm going to make my identity everyone else's problem. Get with the program or die fucking mad

#i really am proud of how much my mom has grown as a person #and im happy that we have supportive family members now too #my grandma. my great grandma. my grandpas wife #my great grandma was the only one who accepted my mom as a kid and shes always been sweet #when i was in high school i had a huge crush / sort of fling with a girl named tori and i guess my mom talked to her about it #my great grandma said she had heard i had a 'good friend' named tori and when i confirmed she told me how wonderful she thought that was #and that she thought we should go to college and get a nice apartment together after we graduated #i didnt even realize that she /knew/ that i was interested in girls before then but that conversation was so sweet #my nana took some time to adjust to trans issues but once she understands she does a great job of being supportive #she accepted my previous best friend (who i called my brother and my mom called her son) as her grandson #and after my mom explained it to her she always got his pronouns right #my mom has had to explain my girlfriends pronouns to her as well but now she makes sure to use the right pronouns for her too #my grandpa is probably the most conservative person in our family. BUT his wife is extremely sweet #her only reaction to my trans girlfriend was to say that one day the three of us should all get together and have a girls day #and whats he going to say about my girlfriend when his wife is being so supportive of her? #what is ANYONE in our family going to say about me or my mom or my girlfriend when all three of the family matriarchs are supportive of us? #you dont come into nanas house and be mean to her grandkids. you dont act like a dick in front of grandma betty #no one can talk shit about my mom for being a lesbian anymore when im there being an even BIGGER dyke and theyre required to be nice to me #and if any of my cousins ever come out theyll be safe now too #i painted myself into a big enough target that every other target would look tiny in comparison #and now that my grandmas have said that no ones allowed to shoot at me everyone has to put down their guns #and im pretty fucking proud of that tbh #thank you for paving the way for me mom. i know you went through a lot #ill take over from here #rambling

[medicinemane]

"DIY tiny home you can build in weeks", ok... now lets see the cost

...seven and a half minutes later, the answer is $75k... so when you include land and all the rest of it, so basically nothing right?

This is my problem with tiny homes stuff, it's for rich people

#and as much as I'm pro home ownership since like... my house is pretty much what's made my life feasible #like I know two things for a fact; we don't have room to give every last person a house #(especially if they're basically one bedroom sized things dotting the land) #and not everyone even wants to own a home #but like... lets say that everyone did want to own a place... we can't even do single family stuff let alone infinite tiny homes #so you'd need to have at least some homes in the form of basically owned units in an apartment complex which... sounds like condos #and so... I legit don't even come close to having the answer for this #but the sad thing is... a commie block kind of beats a tiny home if we're honest I think #not even in some like... brutalist dystopian shoving people together kind of way #like I think I'd rather live in a well maintained commie block style apartment than in one of infinite tiny homes doting the land #I really really really like tiny homes as a concept... but every time you look at them you realize... it's all for rich people #and half of them are just gentrified trailers or closet sized apartments getting dressed up by an architect to up the price #like I'm not even trying to shit on this company cause like I'm for assembly line style home production #especially compared to the cheap shit we throw up now; it makes me with I could puke in anger and disgust at it #they showed clips to contrast with of a home being tossed up and the shit materials they use disgust me #seeing massive... whatever you call those new home blights... communities I guess; springing up they always look like they're made of trash #so yeah... I like this building style better than shitty single family homes 'from the low 300s' #but I think that these people are either doing a sales pitch; missing the big picture; or both when they talk about this #like this can't fix the housing crisis cause... one no one can afford shit even if it's... lets say $175k; that's a lot to ask most people #but two is it won't work long term to just dot a million little houses across the land #cause quite apart from finding all that land; think of all the electric grid and water infrastructure you have to lay #(or are these people expected to be able to afford solar and all that? cause... they ain't poor if they're doing that) #(and I'd kind of like poor people to not be screwed by the housing problems we have; the rich can get bent honestly) #I like living on my own in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere; I wouldn't want someone right next to me #so I'm literally the kind of person people bitching about rural folks is bitching about; so know that's not what I'm saying #but let's be honest... we need better and cheaper urban infrastructure and we need less suburbs and housing communities #and that's where the solution is gonna lie; not in reinventing the single family home (or smaller) #eh... I really really really like tiny homes and think they're neat... but I can't help but see they're rich people play things #...and that's my thoughts on this #it's kind of like how solar is nice and all... but just a few good nuclear plants would be a better solution than solar on every roof

[oatbugs]

flabbergasted???

#ok so i got a call from my friend saying like. were waiting for u and I realised i had a house viewing so i rushed there #and it turned out the bumped up the rent to 1k a month for a tiny flat. dead and dying. anyway i got an uber back and the #driver was like oh are u a student ?? im a professor. and hr proceeded to do a fast track how i ended up in this situation moment #his wife was studied medicine at my university and became a heart surgeon and he was doing cool poltiics...reporting stuff and then his #son also wanted to do medicine so they moved back. his wife who was now a heart surgeon died of a heart attack #and then he realised the uni asks for like 50k a yr for med school for international students #so now he has to drive an uber while also teaching at the uni to make ends meet #he then proceeded to have simultaneously the best and worst takes ever #he fundamentally misinterpreted philosophy as a discipline and he was like hobbes was right bc humans are by nature corrupt. im driving #next to the white guidelines bc the state has to give us guidance bc otherwise wed be instigators of chaos. etc etc but then he was also #like marx and the hegelian tradition are cool. and he gave me a whole lecture on parliamentary systems and then he was like #today the courses arent rigorous enough and you guys are being taught everything superficially etc etc and then he gave me soooo much #tea on the politics faculty and the press #anyway yh #reeling #also going to manchester tmrw to have a fight w their philosphers apparently #I think [chroma blue] will come to see me on sat if i dont get to kiss them on the neck i will literally die #personal #lol anyway the house thing has me rly sad bc i cant possibly come up w that money but its so so perfect but the person #before me who viewed the house is likely to bump up that offer way more bc she said. and i quote #money is not an object #like ok babez ♡

[beykhabarr]

Um whore behaviour

#had a dream where i told this man how i liked driving whrn i felt smsll snd powerless r #casually #we're on csll whrn he's picking .r #me up from work late st #night #and i tell him how im having #a terrible day #i get off call walk to him #he gets out of thr drivers seat #gives me a tiny kiss #sbd #gets in the passer #n #ger side #anf puts his hand on my thigh as i drive h9 #i drive home #my current house #abd ny brother js jn the back seat #and hr drops us off gibes me another kidd #kisd #says goodnightt to my dad #bye lol

[slavicafire]

we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

#żmija gada #Gucio is so funny he looks like yoda #steep stairs to the old seven

[thebewilderer]

I mean this in a positive way, you remind me of watching Foamy the Squirrel as a tween. You’re interesting. Even if I don’t agree with everything you say, I’m glad you say it.

Sorry I didn't answer this immediately, I've been thinking about this ask for a while. I think this might be both the strangest and most flattering compliment I've ever received.

#thank you <3 #i don't expect people to agree with me on everything for the record and i don't think worse of people who don't #you unlocked my backstory okay here we go: #so i was raised morally vegetarian in a tiny conservative town #and took ''don't kill things if you don't have to'' part of that and applied it to EVERYTHING (because to do otherwise is hypocritical imo) #i've never killed anything (on purpose) and i actively avoid doing so #the example i use that usually communicates this the best is the fact that i have never killed a mosquito. ever. i just shoo them away #but anyways. tiny conservative town. #so everyone i knew was either a meat eater or a flat out hunter #any friend i'd make? meat eater or hunter. #had to come to terms pretty quickly as a child that pretty much everyone has a different set of morals #and that it doesn't necessarily make someone a bad person if they don't share your particular set of morals #(so long as they don't go out of their way to cause harm yk) #i had a lot of moral dilemmas about this in grade school #like i was having genuine moral crises about what is good or bad and how can a person be good if they do bad things?? at like. 6 years old. #spent a LONG fucking time thinking about it and eventually concluded that killing something is excusable IF it's for an actual purpose/need #eating meat? i don't really technically approve but youre eating it so it's not like the creature died for nothing #killing spiders for the crime of Being In Your House? absolutely not and i will demand that you call me to rescue them instead #i'm getting distracted sorry i tend to ramble in tags #anyways. point is. #i know my particular set of morals is likely shared by zero other people on the planet #and some of them i feel more strongly about than others #but i don't ever expect anyone to completely agree with me on everything i say #bc that's unrealistic and silly #i tend to be more vocal about my odd set of morals on here than irl #but i still don't expect people to always agree with me #i really appreciate that you seem to think the same way anon #<3333 #wish i knew who you were so i could better direct my appreciation and convey how incredibly flattered i am by this #feel free to dm me 👀

[g4zdtechtv]

THE PILE PRESENTS: X-Play - Supersussybaka | 8/28/12

Accident-Free for 55 Minutes.

(4GTV - STREAM WHAT YOU PLAY!)

#The Pile #G4 #Esquire Network #X-Play #Madden NFL 13 #Avengers Initiative #Rain #Puppeteer #Until Dawn #Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified #Tiny Tower #Japan Life #Simraceway #The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim #My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #Injustice: Gods Among Us #Late Night with Jimmy Fallon #Knife Fight #Parks and Recreation #Party Down #DiGiorno #This is the End #Gillette #Progressive #Wendy's #White House Down #The General #Degree #Little Caesars

[disco-cola]

yall ive been studying wiki articles for the past two hours and under the article about hannibal directive it literally says that on dec 5 israeli h0stages who were released met with netanyahus war cabinet and claimed that they were "deliberately attacked by israeli helicopters on their way into gaza and shelled constantly by the israeli military while they were there" and on top of that two female survivors from be'eri said in a tv interview (i saw that on ig a few days ago too) that they witnessed a 12-yr old girl named liel being hit and k!lled by a tank shell. just a few hours ago on dec 18 the IDF admitted i quote "casualties fell as a result of friendly fire on october 7" but added that "beyond the operational investigations of the events, it would not be morally sound to investigate these incidents due to the immense and complex quantity of them that took place in the kibbutzim and southern israeli communities due to the challenging situations the soldiers were in at the time." an israeli police investigation also stated that the first helicopters at the scene of the festival arrived hours after the massacre began and that they were likely responsible for "only a few" friendly fire casualties (still at least they finally admitted to the firing from helicopters but given the amounts of totally destroyed and burnt cars and what the freed h0stages reported on dec 5 im not so sure about that). the numbers of civilian casualities of october 7 has been now named at 695 israeli civilians (of which reportedly 70 were arab israelis) including 36 kids plus 71 foreign nationals, of which the article said that an "unknown but significant number" was caused by friendly fire. i honestly hope this is investigated thoroughly and not swept under the carpet. yes h4mas is guilty of horrifying crimes and has to be held accountable and punished (but THEM, not the entire population of gaza) but also the israeli military and government has to be held accountable for their actions not only in gaza but also on their „own“ territory. many freed h0stages, surviving victims that have not been ab duc ted and their families have been talking how they felt betrayed (one young man said he was sh0t at the festival in his leg and immobilised by that and literally laid in the desert for 7 hours and that he could not understand what took them so long, also being given he was once serving in the army as well) and were made dual victims of h4mas and israel simultaneously. (continued in the hashtags bc this is already long enough) i needed to share this so badly im sorry.

#it doesnt change the tragic outcome but maybe a part of the perspective #i also wont get over how 240 ppl got taken to a tiny strip of land and they immediately started 4ttacking it the way they did nonetheless #like yall have one of the most modern militaries in the world and called in 300 k reservists too i read? #shouldve at least tried to negotiate to get them all free immediately and THEN 4ttack like yall are the military superpower #also that the chairman of the us house foreign affairs committee CONFIRMED that egypt warned israel last on OCTOBER 4 #egypt said it warned Israel that “an explosion of the situation was coming very soon and it would be big” (there were immense tensions) #247 palestinians including around 60 minors had been killed between january and september this year #israel denied receiving this but it was literally CONFIRMED #plus israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that HOURS before the attack IDF commanders + shin bet discussed if nova festival being held so (1) #(2) close to the border would be a threat but then decided to not give warnings to the festival organizers (who were k!lled btw)

[sttoru]

your boyfriend cannot stop himself from kissing you all over. kissing you is his favorite thing to do - no matter when or where.

☀︎｜tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. suggestive, mild (to somewhat) nsfw, fluff. lots of kissing. lots and lots of kissing and loving. he fondles and gropes you everywhere basically. clingy satoru. tiny bit size difference (yes ok im a slut, what about it). body worship kinda. readers gets called ‘sweet / pretty girl, baby, princess’. beta read? what’s that.

you fell for it again; satoru told you it was only going to be a quick peck on the lips. ‘i promise, baby, c'moooon’ — you recall him begging in that whiny voice of his. that's all what was needed to make you putty in his hands.

“fine, but only one kiss, okay?” you gave in and walked over to satoru, climbed onto your shared bed and leaned in for a swift kiss—only for his strong arms to cage you in and never let go. it had been ten minutes since; the apartment was silent, except for the lewd sounds of your shared kisses and heavy breaths.

satoru’s soft hands are wandering everywhere. from cupping your cheeks to rubbing your sides and gripping your ass. the clock was ticking loudly, but the sound of it was drowned out by your moans. and satoru’s low, needy whimpers.

the appointment you were getting ready for had long slipped your mind.

“mh, you’re such a good kisser, baby,” the white-haired man sighs. he absolutely loves the way you follow the movements of his glossy lips—your head tilting to the side and back—automatically accomodating to satoru’s motions. he was kissing you with an urgent need. one you had never known or witnessed before, “more, ngh, need more of you, please.”

satoru was not letting up. you couldn’t blame him; it was easy to get lost in this warm and cherished moment of peace. his sweet kisses switched intensity—going from innocent kisses to sloppy ones, resulting in your chin dripping with a mixture of saliva.

you whine and straddle satoru’s lap which earns you a happy hum from your lover. that was his plan all along: to completely distract you from the fact that you had to leave the house. that you had to leave his side. others would call it annoyingly clingy, but satoru absolutely needs your lips on his.

he is sure that he would go insane if he spent a whole day without kissing you. an hour is already too long, if he is honest.

satoru would love to kiss you until the end of time. until death comes knocking onto his door. the last thing he desires to feel is your plump lips and wet tongue wrapped around his. a peaceful, warm death. one with no regrets.

“mhmmm, fuck, you taste so sweet.” satoru's eyebrow furrow in delight. he is nearly overstimulated by the taste of you. the way your small body clings onto him, your hands holding onto his jaw and sliding down his chest, your sounds of pleasure that only he could ever have the honour of hearing.

it was perfect. all of you was perfect.

your parted lips make way for his tongue again. satoru slips his tongue inside your mouth. it was tender, yet demanding. your throat tightens up and a choked moan fills his ears. his cold fingers make contact with the warm skin of your midriff. they were aiming at one place; your chest.

the one satoru loves to fondle no matter when or where. the same one he loves to use as a pillow every night.

“nnh, ‘toru, need’to breathe,” you are running out of air. the short gasps you took between the heated kisses were not enough to fill your lungs. but, it was addicting. the shortness of breath the two of you experienced only served as more proof of your love.

neither of you want to pull away—to pause the make out session for even what could be a split second.

the older man below you is hesistant. he does not want to let go of you. it's like you’re asking him to break up—that’s how much it hurts him to stop kissing you.

however, he felt a bit light-headed from the lack of oxygen as well. satoru pulls away, but not without sweeping his tongue over your bottom lip, lapping up the drool that dripped down the corners of your mouth.

his eyes are half-lidded and glazed over with both love and lust. you stabilise yourself by holding onto his broad shoulders and satoru rubs your back to help calm you down further. a ghost of a grin tugs at his lips. he surely is enjoying your adorable, exhausted demeanour. your chest was heaving up and down—his fingers sneaking to your front and wrapping around a breast to feel its tenderness.

“pretty,” satoru sighs. he takes the chance once your lips part to take a deep breath. his tongue quickly slips in, invading your mouth and exploring every inch before separating the two of you again. he can not go a minute without kissing you. you sure are like a drug to him, “thank you, princess.”

you are surprised by the sudden tongue kiss, but brush it off with a chuckle. you know how satoru is; not able to keep away from you in heated moments like these. his large hands fondling, groping and squeezing every area of your body only proves that point.

“thank you for what?” you ask, planting a soft peck on his lips. your boyfriend responds by holding the back of your head. he leans in for another kiss like a man depraved of any affection. you shudder and hold onto him like he there is no tomorrow. he does the same back, squeezing you against his chest.

satoru slightly tilts his head back to answer your question. his breath was hot on your mouth, a faint string of saliva hanging between your bottom lips. he can not hold the urge. he can not answer. his lips are already colliding with yours once more.

over and over. until the two of you were out of breath and needed a break again.

“thank you for being with me,” satoru answers in a quiet whisper. the pad of his thumb brushes back and forth against the waistband of the shorts you are wearing. there is an urge to pull them down and reveal those pretty little panties you are wearing, but his current priority is to feel your mouth on his.

until he gets enough. which is never. never in a million years.

“thank you for everything, honestly,” satoru continues and leaves a couple wet kisses down your neck. his hands do not leave your perfect body. he’s admiring every curve - every body part that had yet to be touched, “could have never believed that i’d end up with such a pretty girl. but, here i am, with the prettiest girl in the world in my arms.”

satoru had a way with words. one that left you flustered like crazy each time. he looks at you and that’s when you know that he means every word. his eyes were shining, even when half-lidded. the admiration in them more than just visible.

he looks at your face and body like he’s witnessing the world's greatest treasure. and that you surely are.

“stop saying that.” you giggle embarrassedly. you cover your mouth to hide your smile, though satoru is quick to grab your wrist and pull your hand away. he keeps holding onto your arm to prevent you from hiding your face from his sight. and to stop you from hiding your lips from his, of course.

the older man clicks his tongue, scolding you jokingly for trying to hide that precious smile from him. he kisses the corners of your lips, touch lingering against your hot skin, “how am i supposed to admire my pretty girl if she keeps hiding herself, hm?”

you squirm due to satoru’s flirty words. his gentle tone of voice is making you feel those tingles in your lower abdomen. there has not been a single moment in your relationship where your lover made you feel unwanted. it’s been the complete opposite every day.

“someone’s getting a bit squirmy, aye?” your boyfriend teases. he knows that the combination of his words, looks and actions make you weak in the knees. you always react like it’s your first time kissing and that is both endearing and amusing to him.

you can’t control your bodily reactions either. the sight of satoru beneath you is simply too much. his fluffy hair that sits messily due to your fingers that tugged and played around with the strands, his black top riding up to reveal a glimpse of his defined abs and happy trail. . . the faint blush on satoru’s cheeks and the needy look in his eyes.

you surely can’t leave him alone while he looks like that.

“shut up and kiss me already.” you respond with a huff. and so, satoru does. wasting not a single second. kissing you is his job—his passion. the only thing he ever craves for.

the room once again fills with noises of pure contentment, enjoyment and pleasure. it’s just you two in that moment—no one else mattered.

as long as your lips stay attached to each other, no one actually does.

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