I need a Tim/Gerry fic. Or these are notes for me to attempt to write. (Maybe it will get me to write more Mages Ball, too):
• Tim/Gerry, dating already and/or married
• At an event with friends. RP pretending not to know each other
• One has to get the other to come home with him
• the other has to try not to drag the first to the bathroom/private room/etc. before the end of the night, or allow themselves to be dragged off
• Bonus if everyone at the party has no idea what's going on but notice them being weird and go 'they're being weird again let's leave them to it'
Either they end up somewhere before end of night and everyone's either wondering where they went/giving them time, or
They go home after and bang each other's brains out
(Both could also happen)
This is totally not me wanting to combine a fic I like with a pairing I love what r u talking about
I'm not brain enough to do this for myself right now.
(Totally not also imagining @ml-nolan 's duo with this setup in mind, no not me, don't look at me like that)
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my headcanons for the pet names the magnus archives characters use
jon - dear. you can just hear him saying it to martin can't you. grab me the salt would you dear?
martin - sweetheart. he really only would break out the pet names when jon is being particularly pitiful and he's trying to comfort his boyfriend.
tim - babe, which he uses on everyone all the time. i firmly believe he's accidentally let babe slip out to elias once and still thought about it at night for weeks afterward. if he's being particularly annoying at the time and knows it, scrumpkins.
sasha - not a big pet name user. people have names for a reason. she'll let a darling slip out every now and again with her partner.
melanie - babe, with the occasional love peppered in when she's feeling particularly sappy.
georgie - look me in the eyes and tell me she doesn't radiate hon energy. maybe honey if she's in public.
daisy - pet names? her girlfriend isn't a dog, thank you very much.
basira - same.
elias - dear, in a very sappy and overdramatic way until it becomes his default over time.
peter - no thank you.
gerry - like tim, he really lays the pet names on thick when he's being annoying or goofing off. otherwise a simple babe will do that job
michael - shelley would say the word angel without a shred of irony in his voice because he's that kind of guy. distortion would say darling and rolls the r's just enough to make it uncomfortable
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A non-exhaustive list of TMA characters and the crimes they could be realistically charged with
So I had a conversation with my friends @mossy-bonez, @pictureofdoriaaaaaangay, and @melandrops earlier about what crimes various characters in TMA could actually realistically be convicted of, and now I've made a whole list :')
Note before we begin: Neither I or my friends are at all trained in law professionally, and two of us live the United States, meaning that some laws may be different, have different conditions, etc, and thus may not 100% accurate to laws in the UK/England specifically. It is also completely possible that there are other crimes these characters could be charged with that we simply missed. This is ultimately just for fun as well and not meant to be anything serious, so just keep that in mind when reading through this. With that said, here's the list:
Jon:
Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, murder, obstruction of justice, stalking, theft, unlawful surveillance, criminal harassment, being complicit in criminal acts
Martin:
Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, being an accessory to murder, arson, embezzlement (possibly), obstruction of justice, murder, being complicit in criminal acts
Tim:
Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, blackmail (possibly), reckless endangerment, unlawful possession and use of explosives, arson, embezzlement (possibly), being complicit in criminal acts
Sasha:
Cyber crimes, blackmail (possibly), obstruction of justice, being complicit in criminal acts
Elias:
Murder, unlawful possession and use of a firearm (possibly), tax fraud/tax evasion (possibly), money laundering (possibly), blackmail, reckless endangerment, violations of workers' rights, stalking, obstruction of justice, unlawful surveillance, being complicit in criminal acts
Daisy:
Murder, attempted murder, aggravated assault, kidnapping, blackmail, police brutality, excessive use of force, reckless endangerment, obstruction of justice, badgering of witnesses, leading of witnesses, violation of others' Miranda rights (or the UK equivalent), being complicit in criminal acts
Basira:
Being an accessory to murder, being complicit in criminal acts, obstruction of justice, murder, harboring a fugitive, violation of others' Miranda rights (or the UK equivalent), aggravated assault
Gerry:
Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, arson, theft, aggravated assault, being complicit in criminal acts
Nikola:
Kidnapping, obstruction of justice, breaking and entering, trespassing, aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, murder, being complicit in criminal acts
Georgie:
Obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive, being complicit in criminal acts, being an accessory to murder
Melanie:
Murder, attempted murder, aggravated assault, breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, unauthorized filming, obstruction of justice, being complicit in criminal acts
Gertrude:
Arson, unlawful possession and use of a firearm (possibly), murder, aggravated assault, blackmail, breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, obstruction of justice, unlawful surveillance, being complicit in criminal acts, unlawful possession and use of explosives, animal cruelty
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