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becauseanders · 1 month
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first you torture the pretty man, then you give him a praise kink the size of russia
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"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.
"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.
*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself
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CALE HENITUSE:
A Commander wearing a black uniform.
An excellent strategist.
Can flip a whole continent over within a few hours.
Has a super smart black dragon by his side 24/7.
Many other powerful dragons follow him.
Covered in blood ... most of the time.
Mostly smiles coldly like a villain or a scamming smile.
Curses quite often.
Has committed all sorts of crimes like arson, torture, kidnapping, forgery, property destruction, looting, killing, scamming, fraud, stealing, blackmailing etc.
Will loot you dry if you're his enemy.
Lives in the middle of the forest of darkness, a forbidden region which is a habitat of the most ferocious monsters of the continent .
Has a 10,000 years old black castle in the middle of the said forest .
Often surrounded by a crazy amount of black crows(thanks to gashan).
Owns a whole flying monster skeleton brigade.
Has a whole army of dark elves, necromancer, wolves, tigers, swordsmasters, powerful mages, dragons, assasins, torture, and poison experts by his side living at his home with him.
Uses a strong ruling aura as well as an aura that reminds you of blood and death.
Can basically control nature at this point with the number of ancient powers he has.
Has a whole mine that produces dead mana magic stones.
Okay, if one doesn't know who Cale is and has no idea about the context, I swear Cale would seem like an extremely scary final boss villain with this list of descriptions to them!! 🤣🤣
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samberrybay · 5 months
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I saw someone talking about Cale not being innocent with relationships, which i agree with, so wanna also add my personal opinion on this rather interesting matter+a bit on his trauma!
Cale loved reading novels and comics, so he probably read some romance or smut among the way too. As we know, he is a quite curious person, thus i doubt he wouldn't be interested in it at least for a bit.
He also recognizes relationship stuff overall! Like for example in Korean arc with Kim Min Ah and Bae Puh Rum. They weren't a couple yet, however Cale noticed vibes around them so there is also a comment about them looking good together. Even if it was more of a "Ah, they were lovely-dovely since then", it is still a realization.
As a result, if we push back the idea of Cale being aroace, he isn't innocent! Cale knows enough to understand romance, sex, flirting and all that jazz on a basic level.
Here is the thing, right?
When literally anything relared to emotions or relationships, both platonic and romantic, includes HIM in the equations, Cale suddenly becomes a fool.
An obvious, absolutely traumatized and with little to no self-awareness fool.
Cale literally degrades himself and his feelings or emotions on a daily basis, guys, i don't think this depressed man is able to comprehend that people actually just enjoy his sole presence alone.
Again, the problem here not in Cale not realizing/recognizing that kind of stuff (what basically innocence implies), but in Cale not thinking that someone can like him or be into him.
People don't give enough credit to how severe his self-hatred, that was builded for tens of years and supported by hearing others hate him, is.
It absolutely distorted Cale's view of himself.
As Kim Rok Soo? Well, he was always average looking, the scars made him look even worse.
As Cale? Well, he might look better now, but his personality still trash, he is selfish and not emotional overall.
If nothing above works? Well, his self made inner image of a "Bad person" always does!
He wouldn't ever believe that someone can love him romanticly.
Because why? Why him?
He is absolutely disoriented when people show their care for him nowadays. In the novel it plays of as the silly moments of obvious Cale, but if you think about that?
It just Cale honestly not understanding why they care for HIM.
This is not about innocence. Not at all.
It is about a man who cannot love himself and as a result doubting everyone's love for him.
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compaculaaa · 1 year
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Please excuse my attempt at being funny
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mintypsii · 1 month
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curiosity killed the cat ‼️ note to self: next time throw undelivered love letters into the sea
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shalpilot · 2 months
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he got lonely
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snackugaki · 11 months
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...visdev really is my enrichment activity for i am just a bored tiger in my enclosure, looking to figure out how to get this steak out of this metal ball.
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my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)
tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
lny visit 1 | 2
also uhhh... i guess still idw, next mutation, and like 1 mirage spoiler? mostly for the kids who haven’t but were planning to read/watch
you’re about to perceive so much
p r e p a r e
so close to getting this AU looking as crunchy as i want it, almosttttt tttthhhhhere...!
just somewhere tasty between Mignola’s use of deep black shadow, what MTV Liquid Television woulda greenlit re: The Maxx, a dash of 2007, 1 part Next Mutation, 2 parts funny proportions
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh str ugglingggg
Leo’s shortest because haha (family baby gang, get rekt)
this is so much thought for something I’m just doing to give these turtle ninjas some softness and the genx/millenial pop culture references gag comics
Splinter is full of ghosts
(specifically the onryo borne from the murdered Yoshi Hamato and Tang Shen [because oroku saki a bitch])
[ redacted ] and Tang Shen’s ghost gained control and guided Splinter to raise the boys in love and not [ redacted ] to [ redacted ] in [ redacted ]
Splinter was just a regular little rat... who on his 1000th birthday witnessed the death of his friend/unwitting master and his wife, and thus transformed into a wrathful kyūso (minus the kitten eating) and chased Shredder until losing his trail in New York
Shredder’s fuck around and Splinter’s rampaging as the find out caused the tengu to repo some of the mysticism from ninjutsu
now all the (remaining) ninja clans debuffed and mad about it
The tengu bestowed the ninja the ability to summon shit (kuchiyose), enact mystical effects upon people and objects (kuji kiri), going invisible, minor flight (actually just qinggong/light body technique), and manipulation of the 5 elements, and creating doubles (bunshin)
but again, Shredder fucked up so now ninja can like barely control anything bigger than a lit torch or a 16 oz bottle of liquid and that’s if you got in enough hours to do even that
I mentioned elsewhere but for me in any AU I make, Venus is a cultivator and the more I think about it the more I will die on this hill, not only does it fit better than her being a “shaman” or “shinobi” it’s sick as fuck
Jennika’s origin was pretty fkkn metal, she still falls in with the Foot, gets shanked, Leo gives blood-- bam, turtle time
Jennika goes to hang with Venus in China and get a better understanding of her new turtle body
Keno’s here, still tried to infiltrate the Foot (with Jennika) but bugged out when she couldn’t stay without being made (Jennika refused to leave womp)
teaches Leo some arnis techniques for Leo’s dual wielding; Donnie also just in case his bo is shattered... again. :)
Irma has made all the boys blush at least twice
Irma is also soap opera buddies with Splinter
they meet up at least twice a month to gab, gush, and groan over what’s currently going on in their stories, when Venus visits she also joins in, Irma also has a conversational grasp on Japanese and Venus’ regional dialect because of these visits
April has a full out shoujo manga romance with Chu Hsi
and he’s a hot dragon prince uhuhuhuhuhu
Irma is privy to all the steamy details
keeping Leo and Karai as character foils
both received scars from one another
both released each other from sealing wards from [ redacted ]
now they just meet every so often to eat the greasiest fast food and unclench of an hour
Raph still gets his ass worked by Ninjara, folded like an omelette sat on a lawn chair
Vam Mi is also here, she’s fought first (because honestly she should’ve been either brought in earlier in the season or had a few more episodes because that shit coulda resolved better)
Venus is brought to NYC for this antagonist instead of Dragonlord escaping (and murdering her father figure forcing her to seek out his friend Splinter for aid)
Donnie doesn’t take the news of real vampires or real magic well
Donnie and Venus have a knock down drag out fight over it (because they’re 17 at this point and being li’l shits to each other about their respective fields of expertise)
“The nerds are fightingggggg!” cries Mikey, Leo and Raph don’t believe it so imagine their surprise when they get a demo in real time on how scary competent staff fighters are
Leo gets Splinter when one of Donnie’s missed strikes cracks the concrete
Splinter breaks them up like talking a walk in the park and it’d be comical if they both weren’t bleeding from the mouth and peppered with swelling contusions
Venus begins accepting Donnie when his tech prevents her from becoming a thrall of Vam-Mi
Donnie begins accepting Venus when she uses a massive amount of chi to manipulate gravity just before he becomes street pizza when Vam-Mi throws him off a bridge
they also combine skill sets to save Mikey so there’s that
Venus goes from calling Donnie, “Horatio (derogatory)” to “Horatio (affectionate)”
they now have a dumbass long-as-fuck handshake that’s unforgivably nerdy 
April is still a magic drawing-brought-to-life baby, Venus puts her in a painted scroll when she starts phasing in and out of existence (she and Chu Hsi have a great time in the scroll... while everyone is shitting bricks until Venus and her sect stabilize her and get her made real, Pinocchio style)
April’s grandmothers gifted Venus 2 pieces of jade jewelry, and her family’s recipe for sweet potato pudding respectively for saving April
the boss fight against Dragonlord is dope as fuckkkkk, Chu Hsi is being cool as fuck, fiddled with some concepts* that has Leo and Karai being a champion of Genbu, Raph for Byakko, Mikey for Suzaku, Chu Hsi’s retainer (a good dragon, wink wonk) steps in for Seiryu because Donnie and Venus are siphoning and redirecting an enormous amount and variety of mystical power
*i’m just pulling from fushigi yugi honestly
splinter, the boys, and venus (and others) mutating from mutagen laced toxic waste was a pure accident
Splinter was investigating a lead on Shredder’s movements concerning the Foot the same night an animal liberation sleeper cell ‘freed’ some animals from the back of a pet store (that was a front for black market domestic and exotic animal trafficking) that is also the same night a stolen truck driven by some corporate spies filled with a competitor’s chemical waste, which then collides with said liberation sleeper cell’s truck and... ooze happens
Leatherhead, the Mutanimals, Mondo, Mona Lisa, Slash also get mutated from the events of that night, either leading up to or following the aftermath
plus some others etc etc
Venus still washes down the gutter, gets rube goldberg pinballed onto a crate of plums where Chung I finds her and still gets named Mei and taken to live in China and eventually learns to cultivate
Tokka and Rahzar get made, and unmade ala TMNT II; the mutagen made them a little silly tho, April adopts Rahzar and passes him off as a low content wolfdog, Leatherhead takes in Tokka
April went through a couple of major changes so now she’s a journalist with a computer programming background who now does a podcast as an informal neighborhood news reporter with a segment for chatting with people from around the street
Mikey’s the most frequent guest and co-hosts sometimes; Donnie troubleshoots free of charge
Venus brings her province’s regional delicacies when she comes to visit, Splinter and Leo both get pu er tea cakes (she managed to get one the same age as him; Splinter is too old so she got the oldest she could find, Leo has so many tea pets and a nice yixing collection); Raph, Keno, and Casey fight over the pickles, meat jerkies, and chili oil; Mikey has an artillery of cool shirts and a lifetime supply of haw flakes, Donnie has a mountain of doodads with increasingly specific uses, April gets neat accessories and the occasional care package sent with Venus from her grandparents, uncles, and aunties; Irma gets neat frames and coats that never fail to get a “Where did you get that??”
Raph rides a Kawasaki Ninja because it’s funny
A lot of bodegas give Mikey free snacks because the bodega cats love him, and he’s also saved some from being run over or ripped apart by stray dogs or the few large angry raccoons
Donnie’s the only one of his brothers to wear both a top and bottom with shoes because once he figured out how to integrate a motherboard and miscellany wiring onto clothing... he’s been a walking computing menace ever since
Splinter does his best to enjoy his time with his sons (because as a kyūso, he knows the chances of outliving his precious sons is very high (ᴗ‿ᴗ✿)  ...give or take one of the many opponents and obstacles his sons take on takes him out first ( ◕ᴗ◕✿ ) )
god whathefuck, I was just going to make silly comics for them. how did it come to this.
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ikebanaka · 3 months
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I understand why people might be upset about Luffy and Usopp's fight at Water 7. Luffy just casually goes oh yeah the Merry is fucked, but don't worry, the money you got your ass beat for wasn't too important, we can still buy a new ship with what's left :). And that's pretty fucked up.
But part of the arc is about Luffy fucking up as a captain.
He knows Usopp responds to other people by trying to match their energy, or by acting as the tsukkomi. And this isn't a tsukkomi moment, so he tries to make Usopp take the news better by acting happy and carefree. This is, for obvious reasons, a catastrophically bad approach. And Luffy only backpedals into showing that he's hurt too once he's already put himself in conflict with Usopp, so that hurt and anger is directed at him. And then Luffy fails as a captain once again by letting his emotions rule him.
Usopp has every reason and right to be pissed at Luffy's handling of the situation, even if he admits later that he already knew the Going Merry was done for, and he was desperately hiding the truth from himself.
Luffy knows it too, but he dug himself deep enough with his first fuck up that if he fucks up again the crew will fracture. And unfortunately, there's truth to the idea that the Strawhats need to be able to follow Luffy unconditionally. If he yields any ground whatsoever the Strawhats will lose faith in his ability to tackle every obstacle without hesitating or flinching, and that will break them. So he makes his first hard decision as captain and breaks Usopp's heart instead.
There was a lesson Usopp needed, but if Luffy had been a better captain in the first place, if he hadn't been 17 and new to command, if he had just somehow known exactly what to say, the lesson might've been kinder. Usopp needed to understand that he has no place trying to claim command of the Strawhats, that in crew matters Luffy's the one who makes the final decision... but the lesson should've been kinder.
But they're 17 and hurt and imperfect and so they hurt each other, and themselves.
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natadachoco · 1 year
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my second lulaw translation! i have completely fallen in love with these two and i am very glad pixiv artists can keep me fed so well
pixiv artist is chell, twitter handle is @/dmost21_chell
og under the cut!
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ariulan · 5 months
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trying to read theory is always a struggle when u have an army to run
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becauseanders · 1 year
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i really love that there’s a location title for nevarra, nessum, and even the summer palace, but then you get to kirkwall and they’re just like: look at these awful statues and chains, we know you nerds know exactly what the fuck this shithole is
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monkeydlitty · 6 months
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EXCUSE ME. DRAGON WAS A MARINE CONFIRMED???
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WOW!! Our Cale suddenly went from being a weak ass human to an OP character who just crushed a whole dragon!! 🤣🤣 (without even bleeding!!...yet..)
Cale: (plans to knock out Cisco)
*knocks her in the back of the head with water chains infused with DA*
Sky eating water: (accidentally uses too much strength)
Cisco: (Gets slammed on the ground so hard that her head got stuck on the ice in the process)
Cale: I'm stronger than I thought?😳 (Flustered; Scratches cheeks in embarrassment)
Everyone else: ........(dazed)
Roan kingdoms combat mages: Remembers how their commander defeated WS and SG... ( Awed)
Clopeh: Hehehe!! (Cradling his video recording device while recording everything🤭)
Archie: (Just gave up) Everyone is just crazy!!
Horns: (Immediate betrayal) I BETRAY!! I WANT TO BE ON YOUR SIDE!!!! (while descending on the ground in his huge dragon form crushing Cisco in the process) 🤣🤣
Clopeh unlocked one more video about his legend!! 😆
Poor Cisko getting crushed twice!!😅😅
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mesukohi · 1 year
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Croco Boy 🐊
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sarathebunny · 1 month
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I'm so normal about lattrua. Totally sane and not obsessed. Never been more normal. Read or watch saijaku tamer please and thank you. (begging on my hands & knees)
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