#ttrpg recipes

[afinickyguide]

episode 131: kender loaf 🍞🥄💖

#dnd #heroes feast #flavors of the multiverse #dnd cookbook #a finicky guide #a finicky guide to flavors of the multiverse #dnd cooking #dnd recipes #dungeons and dragons #recipe comic #dnd food #ttrpg #ttrpg food #ttrpg recipes #heroes feast cookbook #heroes feast 2 #heroes feast flavors of the multiverse #solamnia #desserts #kender loaf #four dice #vegetarian

[kuuriimu]

🌌 Southern Owl 🌌

#handmade dice #dice #dnd #ttrpg #handmadedice #i updated the recipe and made them even more vibrant :3

[rollingtablesiguess]

Cookbook Rolling Table

Want to give your players a cookbook but can't decide on which one? Well, just roll a d10 and this table will do it for you! Each cookbook comes with a list of recipes. What the recipes may or may not do is up to you...

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #rollingtable #forgotten realms #dungeon master #dm #rpg #ttrpg #dice #cookbook #recipe #d10

[holy-cagnolli]

A gnoll office worker who immediately becomes the office antihero when their lunch is stolen and eaten by an unknown coworker. First, they make a medium-rare chicken sandwich because it's something they can handle, but regular non-hyenid people can't. Then, if the thief still doesn't let up, they make a DELICIOUS sandwich made out of a person and only after it's eating will they leave a note on the fridge "whichever one of you sweat producers ate my sandwich, welcome to the cannibal club." Is this a rich character concept or

#dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #gnoll #dnd dungeons and dragons #dungeon master #dnd character #dungeons and dragons character #ttrpg #ask me about my halfling recipes

[sgrumby]

okay listen. what's the low combat dnd system. i like the setting and adaptability of dnd, and I really like the way subclasses work - I generally don't like ttrpgs removing that customisable element of character playstyles. but combat in dnd sucks ass because it's so slow, but the game is also so structured around combat that most subclasses are specifically "here's what you can do in combat!" is there a ttrpg system that streamlines combat and pushes roleplay while keeping that subclass customisation

#i love fallout new vegas and the way that every skill is useful #like how combat skills are useful in dialogue if someone asks about guns or whatever #i know that comparing ttrpgs to fallout new vegas is a recipe for disappointment. i know. fnv is one of the best rpgs of all time i GET IT #but i want a better ttrpg system!!!!

[gaygraviturgist]

what's a dice goblin?

#ttrpg #dnd #dice #dice goblin #washed me and my gf's dice #theyre so prettyyyyyyyy #we also have metal ones but i washed these in a glass jar #so metal and glass seemed like a recipe for disaster lol

[beaver-springs-broadcast]

garlic sandwhich recipe

hear me out

hey beaver truthers, your pal bb here. so recently i found myself in a very odd situation, one which im sure you read about in my previous post. now upon a lot of other things that i detailed earlier, im sure yall remember my odd sudden appearance in the beaver dam diner, and the bizarre concoction that i recalled eating. now, i know a garlic sandwhich SOUNDS like a disgusting wet dream of wario’s, but surprisingly, i found out that the thing was actually pretty damn tasty. when I went back for dinner, i asked the chef how they managed to make my innane request both edible and delicious. here is the recipe for those who asked:

ingredience:

garlic confit:

-1.5 cups or more of olive or grapeseed oil 

-3 heads of garlic 

-salt and pepper

-fresh basil leaves 

-bay leaves 

-tyme 

-any other spices or seasonings you want (optional)

sandwhich:

-two pieces of bread, toasted 

-cream cheese

-basil leaves 

-salt

ok so what youre gonna wanna do for the garlic thing is get a big deep saucepan, and fill that bad boy up with the oil. then put in all of your garlic, out of the skin and whatnot, and the herbs and the spices you want. then comes the long part, put the whole saucepan in the oven for like roughly 200 hundred degrees for 2 hours or more. you’re looking for a golden brown. when you take it out you would be able to smush it easily with a fork, that’s how you’ll know you have the right consistency. this part obviously takes a while, so it’s easy to just prep this ahead of time if need be. that’s what they do in the kitchen, anyways. it can last up to 2 weeks in the fridge.

last and best part is this is the sandwhich itself. put a generous amount of cream cheese onto your toast slices, and then sprinkle it with dried basil leaves (or fresh, if you have it) and salt. crush about 3-5 cloves of garlic onto on of the pieces. you can add more to the sandwhich if ya want, i bet a slice of tomato or something would do nicely, but don’t overdue it because the garlic is a very strong undertone. put the pieces of toast together, cut down the middle, and boom! garlic sandwich! i highly recommend this recipe despite how it sounds. you’re gonna have to do what you do a lot in this blog and just trust my word for it. seriously a 10/10 savoury sandwich, very rich. give it a go sometime 

anyway, that’s all for today, expect regular posts sometime soon. have a good one, and stay skeptic out there

-bb

#MotW #the player here. Just wanted to let it be known that this is a parody blog made my character in a MotW campaign #motw campaign #motw rpg #motw oc #motw ttrpg #recipe #trust me #its good

[arcanobabble]

nerds: "actually you can't ever take a level in Ur-Priest because it requires you to have no divine spellcasting, but level 1 gives you divine spellcasting. the class is broken!"

me: "I Am Going To Kill You With A Gun"

#this recipe says i have to add a cup of oregano but you can't make a cup out of oregano #dnd #ttrpg #tabletop

[witchoflight]

i love all the ones going around right now, so i thought i'd throw my hat in the ring

#poll #hyperspecific poll #tumblr polls #seren.txt

[kcrossvine-art]

Hi fellow adventurers!! A few weeks ago i caught wind of "Delicious in Dungeon". I'm not really an anime person, but I am a TTRPG, CRPG, and cooking person- . And holy shit. It is so good i  convinced my partner to binge read the whole thing. I'm caught up on dungeon meshi, the anime, and just yesterday i also finished dungeon meshi, the manga.

Its rare to come across a serialized story that is so thematically cohesive and knows its characters so well. All of the bonus content like the artbooks and monster tidbits are just the icing on top.

So, inspired by Ryōko Kui's writing and illustration I'm going to attempt to create a recipe for every single Delicious in Dungeon recipe!-

Today that means Huge Scorpion and Walking Mushroom hotpot is on the menu!

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to a Huge Scorpion and Walking Mushroom hotpot?” YOU MIGHT ASKThis is one of the pricier dishes until we get to the kelpies and dragons of the menu-

Rock lobster tail

Porcini mushrooms

Shiitake mushrooms

Snow fungus

Small potatos

Fensi (glass noodles)

Water

OPTIONAL: your choice of dipping sauces

There was a crossover/promotional event in Shibuya which featured various realworld dishes from the series. They had one for Huge Scorpion and Walking Mushroom, but they used prawns.  while those cook better in a hotpot, they also didn't look enough like the scorpion for me, they also used udon noodles for the slime and a seaweed/kale(?) mixture for the algae. If you're looking for substitutes due to price or availability i would start with those ingredients.

AND, “what does a Huge Scorpion and Walking Mushroom hotpot taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASKI hope Senshi would forgive me for technically cooking the lobster outside the pot, once he tastes it.

Okay im always partial to veggies but wowowowowowowoowowowow the snow fungus and the mushrooms tasted soooooooooooo good in the lobster stock

A nice delicate layering of different flavors

Try to get a bite with the lobster meat and shiitake together, dip in butter then chili- trust me

Its up to you what texture you prefer if you want to put the noodles in at the end or put them in halfway through the meal. Either way dont go for eating those first as theyre very filling

I think this would pair well with a citrus drink, something light and clarifying

This would also pair well with being extremely high and hungry (if you feel safe cooking while inebriated lol) very calorically dense

For the trial run I did one lobster tail in the pot with everything else, and one lobster tail off to the side to be picked apart. The former is more in spirit with a hotpot, but it got rubbery as the meal went on and lost its nice taste. The latter may be a bit more work but all you have to do still is boil it and set it aside. I found it held up much better. It was also easier to get inside the shell.

. If you have hardshell maine lobster available, i think it would be superior to rock lobster (keep in mind crustaceans will get rubbery if cooked too long in the pot) . Green onions and/or lotus root would make excellent additions

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From getting the ingredients out to sitting down and eating, id say it took maybe 30 minutes max? It'd vary on how fast you can prep vegetables and get the various implements heated.

Hotpots are not something i do very often as i'm usually just feeding myself. I think thats why a hotpot makes perfect sense to start the series off. If you want to set the tone of "take care of yourself, eat food with others, and use what you have" (generally speaking) there is nothing more simplistic, flexible, and defeats-the-purpose-if-you-eat-it-alone than a hotpot. Gather around and let your friends bring ingredients to the pot if you want to fill your heart up extra full <3

I'm doing something different here because unlike previous recipes where i used a bunch of different sources and made my own recipe out of hodge-podging it, or just used another persons recipe entirely if they did it really well, i made this more whole-cloth based off of what i had available, what I could discover through research, and my existing knowledge. Instead of the recipe being 50/50 original, this one is more 20/80. So. I'll pass the final verdict off to you guys :D 

What would you rate this recipe out of 10? (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) Did you love it, did you hate it? What're your thoughts on what I could do different, and what would you have done instead?

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Ingredients:

2 Rock lobster tails

3 Porcini mushrooms

2 Shiitake mushrooms

Snow fungus (a good handful, should rehydrate in the hotpot)

2 Small waxy potatos

Fensi (glass noodles)

Water/lobster stock

Method:

Lightly rinse all of your vegetables beforehand and let them dry.

Vertically slice the porcini mushrooms. Cut off and dice the stems of the shiitake mushrooms. You can slice the tops if youd like.

Peel and cube the potatoes, roughly an inch each.

For the lobster tails; Boil a pot of salted water. Keep the shell on. Weigh the largest tail and add 1 minute of cooking time for every ounce of weight.

When done, strain the lobster from the water. Pour the water into your hotpot as the base. Serve the lobster on the side so people can pick the meat out to dip into the hotpot.

Bring the hotpot to a simmer. Add the potato cubes, snow fungus, mushrooms, and noodles.

OPTIONAL: this wasnt in the show, but its fun having sauces on the side :) i had oyster sauce, dry seasoned chili dip, melted butter, and soy sauce available

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #cooking #digital art

[afinickyguide]

episode 134: hot river crab bites 🦀🥖🌊

#dnd #heroes feast #flavors of the multiverse #dnd cookbook #a finicky guide #a finicky guide to flavors of the multiverse #dnd cooking #dnd recipes #dungeons and dragons #recipe comic #dnd food #ttrpg #ttrpg food #ttrpg recipes #heroes feast cookbook #heroes feast 2 #heroes feast flavors of the multiverse #appetizer #hot river crab bites #three dice

[momotonescreaming]

Cooking Youtuber Steve; who has series where he makes good family friendly meals, dishes for picky eaters, tips for everyday cooking. As well as series where he tries to make historical dishes, food and drinks from games and TV.

DnD Youtuber Eddie; who has a long actual play series, videos about his characters and the world he's built. Videos about tips for your role-playing, getting immersed. A series where he tries other TTRPG's and board games.

Dustin persuades Steve to make videos about medieval inspired, DnD friendly meals. And because it does actually seem like a fun challenge, he does it. Dustin looks horrifically smug about it when the videos are a hit, the bastard. (Steve will make him eat something gross as payback. Its fine. Gotta keep him humble.)

And because obviously, Eddie sees the videos. He's always on the search for good DnD shit. But the guy is so fucking hot Eddie doesn't quite know what to do with himself. Except daydream about those eyes, and that hair, and those hands.

So Eddie records himself trying (and only sort of failing) to recreate the food. It comes out sort of ugly but actually nice tasting, so Eddie calls it a win. References the Hot Chef Steve in his video, adds a link to his channel, and tries not to feel his heart beating out of his chest when he sends @'s him with a link to the video. His channel is way bigger than Eddie's, he probably won't see it, Eddie's fine.

Except the Hot Chef does see it, and Eddie sort of loses his mind when he gets a comment or a message from him, thanking Eddie for giving his recipe a go, and giving him credit for the recipe. Eddie's not fine at all, this guy is way out of his league, and Eddie can feel the crush bubbling up under his ribcage, and Oh Fuck he's messaging Eddie.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #modern au #youtuber au #chef steve harrington #momo.txt #im watching so many cooking based YouTube videos lately and not making any dishes #don't come for me #but yeah! #i like chef steve #i think he'd like that it's something he can physically see and touch and interact with #can share it and use it to connect with people #he's also fucking good at it #eddie is not mega famous in this #he has a niche weird channel #corroded coffin plays in college bars and sings songs about dragons

[talesfrommyriad]

Tales from Myriad is a fantasy tabletop roleplaying game designed to be silly and accessible for newer players - such as the fashion for character creation, and a simple-on-the-surface ruleset - as well as crunchy enough for players and Game Masters who seek the thrills and challenge of cobbling together the tools you are provided.

Tales From Myriad is a lighthearted, setting-flexible adventure system that's focused on quick character creation and getting to the good part of playing a TTRPG - playing! This game has FASHION! There are extensive lists for creating a character with a unique look - including hats, armor and clothing of all types, weapons and magical items complete with descriptions (yes, you can start the game with an Opalescent Scythe that leaves a trail of butterflies), as well as appropriate guides for the GM to stock their dungeons with even more fashion. So no more settling for “leather armor”!

So What's in this game that you want?

11 unique Jobs, with flexibility in how you build and grow your character over time

Over 270+ unique magical spells and item recipes

Full charts for dressing your characters in completely unique gear, including hats, helmets, weapons, magical items, etc.

A complete Dungeon and Exploration Generator, Monster Maker, and Guide to Puzzles capable of creating an adventure on the fly

An easy to learn, challenging, and creative system that has something for new and old table-top gamers

And you can be a moth. Go get the 100+ page FREE Demo right now on the Kickstarter - there's only a week left to back it!

#indie ttrpg #ttrpg #ttrpg art #ttrpg design #ttrpg dev #tales from myriad #fantasy #NSRRPG

[holy-cagnolli]

Hey guys, my plating's not the best, but I made a DELICIOUS delicious aaracokra paprikash with garlic olive oil couscous and sourdough bread from the local bakery, and I'm looking for recognition.

#dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #gnoll #dnd dungeons and dragons #dungeon master #dnd character #dungeons and dragons character #ttrpg #ask me about my halfling recipes #cooking

[mortphilippa]

Recipe on Kmiydish Paper by Pearse Anderson and Aylin Erkin is a solo game where you play as a recipe and chart how it changes between different cooks.

#Recipe on Kmiydish Paper #indie ttrpg #Ttrpg #Solo game #Solo ttrpg #Lost and found game #Review #Ttrpg review

[iraprince]

I love the entire concept of Cookie... the look, the fashion, the gender... Would you mind telling us a little more about him? I'm also intrigued about why she's named Cooking with Gorgeous!

HI i would LOVE to talk about george thank you so much. also this makes me realize i've never actually sat down and just made a post unabashedly infodumping at length abt an oc before and it seems silly that i haven't. i ask only for all dear readers to please temper their expectations for this post with the knowledge that i just smoked half a joint before sitting down to answer it. a small one. but still. anyway

FIRST OF ALL FOR THE UNACQUAINTED THIS IS COOKING WITH GORGEOUS, aka cookie or george for short. he uses he/him and she/her pronouns interchangeably!

hi sorry that's not cookie that's a horse in a bridal veil that i. found in my stuff while trying to scroll and find my cookie art. i just got distracted and had to show you. okay no for real here's cookie

he's the character i'm playing in a playtest campaign of the absolutely mesmerizing sapphicworld, an in-development ttrpg!!! and if i'm going to be talking about cookie i feel like i HAVE to say i think a huge amount of her charm and dazzle and charisma comes directly from the charm and dazzle and charisma of the setting i created her for. i know i am laying it on really thick right now but that is on purpose. i want, desperately and unashamedly, for this game to get really popular bc 1. it's genuinely that good. and it's not even DONE yet and 2. i want everyone to get into it so that everyone will make sapphicworld characters and then i'll get to see everyone's sapphicworld characters.

EDIT i'm scrolling back up here and adding a readmore bc this is already getting so long lol. you asked for "a little more" and apparently i have graciously decided this means "literally every fact about cookie that exists in my brain"

SO a lot of the info/tidbits i haven't shared about cookie are i guess gameplay-specific stuff... his title (which is like a class/playbook) is "The Noble Sweetheart," though in sapphicworld "nobility" no longer has anything to do with wealth or class, and is instead entirely about amassing a court purely via devotion/popularity; her subculture (which is like, Who You Hang Out With; drifters, goths, poets, debauchers, cowpokes, etc) is Babe; and her kind (which is like ancestries but in sapphicworld is really just like, a physical form, which u can change more or less at will) is Lunarthrope, which is basically a werewolf!! or more broadly a furry, since u always look like whatever were-animal you are 24/7. just MORE at night, tho i suppose i don't represent that aspect much in my cookie art... ANYWAY i am restraining myself from just sitting here and like. transcribing her entire character sheet. but basically what all this means is that cookie's role in the world (at least at the beginning of the campaign) is "Professionally — no, VOCATIONALLY Hot Person who everyone loves so so so so so so much." cookie really enjoys this role.

he's named cooking with gorgeous because he's an avid cook, and he wants to share that with you, and he's gorgeous!! though honestly the cooking hasn't ended up as important to his character as it was when i first came up with him, lol — but my initial concept was kind of like, what's the equivalent of a bouncy normie recipe blogger/lifestyle influencer but in the context of the lush horny trans deathless psychedelic universe of sapphicworld. and it's cooking with gorgeous, a doggirl dyke with big blue boobs (six of them!!) who is so devastatingly cute and darling that a bunch of people just kind of pledge their fealty to him for no real reason other than he feeds them. and is cute

also her name is def influenced by the fantastic names of many canon sapphicworld npcs! like, quick example list of some npc names off the top of my head: the booty commie, death cybernetic, princess eureka!, the culinary goof (whom cookie dislikes. btw.), pizza friday (whom cookie loves!!!)

cookie is very very determined, and she's ALMOST always very confident. even when she isn't feeling confident, she's still very good at forcing herself to keep putting one foot in front of the other — maybe just while screaming or crying or uncontrollably barking or at least very ardently complaining. he has a tendency to be spoiled and, like, tactless-via-obliviousness, so sometimes he can be grating to interact with, and he has a petty/vindictive streak; but in general he's an AGGRESSIVELY kind person and usually aims all his shrill, cheerful stubbornness directly toward the goal of refusing to accept anything but the best for everyone.

at the beginning of our campaign cookie has JUST received a brand new castle!!!! (chateau gorgeous.) which he doesn't actually "own" bc, remember, no wealth or class in sapphicworld, but he's the ENTHUSIASTIC new caretaker and is chomping at the bit to renovate it so ppl can live there and he can throw a bunch of magnificent parties and basically continue living exactly as he has been, But Even More Fabulous. obviously this is exactly when the main plot threat of the campaign shows up and spoils everything and compels cookie to go on his First Ever Adventure!!!!!! she HAS to save the world otherwise NOBODY will be able to go to the first big party at chateau gorgeous :((((

at this point to prevent myself from just like, giving you guys a play by play of the entire campaign so far i am going to just start listing every cookie fact i can think of as bullet points

🎀 he owns a magical sword in the shape of a giant microplane. it's called The Microplane. he pronounces this "mee-crow-plah-nay"

🎀 george desperately wants to resurrect The Dog-Lich, an entity that once ruled over all beasts from its palace on the moon but was murdered and torn to pieces in a cosmic war far in the past. her attitude towards this desire is 50% devoted lunar cultist, 50% parasocially obsessive twitter stan

🎀 this isn't really a cookie fact but going back to how his title is The Noble Sweetheart — just for a glimpse at party composition, his fellow party members' titles are The Intimate Scholar, The Tentacle Advocate, and The Tw*nk Controversial (the * is the canon spelling).

^ aforementioned tw*nk. its name is Mwah ("pronounced like the kiss you blow at someone you just fucked over"). mwah is played by @/squiddelyfather on twitter!

🎀 mwah and cookie used to be very, very tight, BEFORE mwah became the tw*nk controversial. now that it's so.... you know.... controversial, well. they're still very close, but it has gotten a little stilted and weird (and watching them slowly un-weird it together as the campaign goes on has been one of my fav roleplay experiences ever honestly)

🎀 cookie's other adventuremates, skarligge and delaryn, are both very indulgent towards him. delaryn acts the most grumpy/dismissive about it but is honestly sometimes the worst about spoiling cookie out of anyone in the party (skarligge's player is twt@/clown_dream and delaryn's is twt@/glaiveguisarme and hey while im at it our fantastic gm is the sapphicworld dev, twt@/ddemoneclipse. hi guys i hope u don't mind me chattering abt ur ocs here lol it's just hard to talk abt the best of cookie w/o bringing up everyone else's characters and roleplay also!!!)

🎀 cookie is very VERY sensitive and will burst into tears at the drop of a hat. the precursor to this is her eyes getting So So So Big And Wet And Round. one of my favorite bits to menace the other party members with is when something is not going cookie's way i will lean into my mic and say "cookie's eyes are getting so so so big. they're getting so big and wet and round and shiny. they're so so round and fucking big her eyes are like big wet black glass marbles" and this is like kryptonite to them. this is like getting hit with deadly radiation

🎀 oh speaking of fashion!!!! one of cookie's perks from being a Babe is that she can always change her look whenever she wants. she will ALWAYS have whatever outfit she needs and can quickchange instantly. wait this reminds me i have a bunch of seasonal holiday outfits sketched out and i don't think i've ever posted them here but it'll only let me put one more image in this post. well here have this one

🎀 okay well suddenly i have forgotten all other george facts so that's all for now!!! from now on i will try to just dump oc facts like this more often tho this is really fun. ty for getting me going lol!!!

#my ocs #my art #cooking with gorgeous #sapphicworld