So my friend is a massive twilight fan so we watched all the movies in one sitting. We started at 1:30pm and ended at 1:20 Am-ish.
Here are my notes.
1. Edward being read as neurodivergent suddenly makes his mannerisms make sense
2. Edward and Bella are actually perfect for each other bc they’re the same kind of weird overly co dependent and dramatic. They are the same flavor of mentally ill where they would be terrible for anyone else but they feed into each other and it weirdly works bc they’re both kinda terrible
3. Good disabled rep ??
4. Bella’s friend Jessica and her dad Charlie hold all the brain cells
5. WEIRDLY GOOD FIGHT SCENES
6. JESUS CHRIST WHY DOSE THE BABY LOOK LIKE THAT
7. Jacob was ok at first then turned into a temper tantrum baby who made he doesn’t get what he wants.
8. The glittering in the sun isn’t as bad as people make it out to be. Cringe is dead live ur shiny vampire life
9. Charlie deserves better
10. The sex scenes weren’t great but that could just be me.
11. EDWARD. SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS FUCK OFF
12. Edward please bang ur new wife you where literally the only one upset about the bruises
13. Pregnancy plot lines in romances still make me go hhhhhhhhh
14. The first movie was arguably the best but looked the worst visually. Everyone was so pail Bella might as well already been a vampire.
15. Emmet is best Cullen
16. making jasper a confederate soldier sure was a choice that was made. Stephanie he never saw combat. You could have just made him a cowboy and the visuals would have been the same.
17. The Voltaire are legit good villains acting wise
18. Renesmee is not that bad of a name
More points I have
19. Alice should be bi
20. The wolf cgi was solid
21. OH GOD WTF WAS THE BIRTH SCENE WHYYYYYYYY. TERRIBLE.
22. Charlie is the best character
23. BELLA BE NICER TO UR DAD. IT TAKES LIKE THREE (4?) MOVIES TO GET AN “I love you dad” OUT OF YOU YOU CLEARLY CARE ABOUT HIM
24. If the weird “I would die for you” thing had been turned down the romance would have been better.
25. My partner said Edward suffers from meyers Mormonism/ Mormonism type beliefs and their right.
26. the pregnancy stuff only cemented how much I don’t understand why people get pregnant. Maybe it’s a non binary thing.
PSA: The Quileute Tribe are a real group of native people living in La Push, Washington. Meyers did 100% appropriate their culture and name. My friend and I took a moment to recognize that before watching.
https://quileutenation.org/
https://americanindiansinchildrensliterature.blogspot.com/2009/07/quileute-response-to-twilight.html?m=1
https://www.burkemuseum.org/static/truth_vs_twilight/
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mlp cool
So in an ask one duder mentioned mlp cast as mobians so I thought it'be funny to try
Mind: I'm not much of an mlp fan, so i'm sorry if like uhhhh I didn't get it all that right
Btw, luvs, I have a twitter where I usually Sonic-unrelated stuff, would be gratetful if you checked it <33
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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
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