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📚Masterlist
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X-MEN
Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto)
erik lehnsherr x reader headcanons 💕
love language headcanons 💕
Charles Xavier (Professor X)
love language headcanons 💕
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💕 = fluff
⚡ = angst
🔥 = smut
Updated: 9 june 2023
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guys i just aced my quiz first try (my motivation was chipotle) PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME LSDKFJWEORJSKLFJS
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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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tumblr needs a hug button. sometimes you wanna just give a mutual a hug
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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obsessed with Her.
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👋🏻About me
Hello there! :]
English is not my first language and I do not have a beta reader so please take that into account when reading my posts
I'm in a lot of fandoms, although I don't write for all of them
My dream job is being an author (or at least it was for a while) but I am not consistent enough with my writing
I never actually posted my work before
I am realising once again how bad I am at this...
Let me know what else you want to know I guess
Updated: 29 april 2024
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to cope with the fact that i literally have an interview in an HOUR, i will be finishing a draft
I HOPE IT CAN FINALLY GET POSTED TODAY LSDKFJWOERJSDF
guys keep me accountable please T-T
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oh BTW here's my teeny tiny list of my favourite pigeon species
White breasted ground dove
Nicobar pigeon
Cinnamon headed green pigeon
Yellow footed green pigeon
Pheasant pigeon
Yellow breasted fruit dove
Many coloured fruit dove
Crowned pigeon
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we just keep naming bugs like this
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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish
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