#upgrades anon

[beescake]

EVIL FUCKED UP KARKAT..HEH...JUST A LOOK INTO MY SICK AND TWISTED MIND...

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Thoroughbred - egomaniac - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

literally my #1 fave most beloved dvkt fic heheh thanks for the opening! ive been itching for the chance to recc it (even dvkt antis 🫵 ur gonna like this one kisskiss give it a chance)

#after my slkt ceo post thoroughbred author (@johnkat) came online & told me “tomkat”. neither of us anticipated this ask #which means THERE'S A PROSPECTIVE EDGEKAT AUDIENCE BEYOND OUR SUCCESSIONSTUCK DMS ?! #ask #anon #homestuck #davekat #johnkat #karkat vantas #dave strider #john egbert #2024 #vioart #fic rec tag #Thoroughbred by egomaniac (AO3) #this fic's been my baby since the day it dropped okk its so fgjhfjghjhgk... god. #be sure to check out all her fics!! its actually bcs of her that i upgraded from hs-lurker to hs-participator!!! #while writing this post i noticed she posted another one HAJHAA i shall read it once my mind is ready :))c <333

[get-rammed]

Mmmm. Upgraded Monty

#Upgraded twice how lucky is he #My art #Sfw #Fnaf #Fnaf sb #Security breach #montgomery gator #Glamrock Monty #Record scratch AU #Handler anon #He's a bigger big boy

[raceweek]

watching ep 4 of dts and at the end of the episode when james is like "when we looked at the performance I think you were fastest on track" its sending me because you can see on the screen he was saying that in abu dhabi, like girl what the car was slow that whole weekend 😭 no wonder alex sounds like hes about to score a podium in his press interviews every week

everyone like james vowles most supportive team principal he’s so encouraging etc etc. what if he’s just a gaslighter

#FKDJDFJD #ur so right tho alexs press interviews that are like. this track shouldn’t suit us there’s [insert very normal track characteristic here] #and there’s severe wind and we haven’t had an upgrade in six months and i nearly died from the flu last week #but [alex sized sigh] we’ll see. i think we can get q3 #asks #anon #dts

[valyrfia]

I'm just hoping with Imola, since it's right before Monaco, that the upgrades solve some quali problems and Charles gets comfortable with the set up, so that maybe, just maybe, he can take Monaco this year

I think we’re all hoping that. It’s clear from interviews that Charles has his sights set on Monaco, as if you can qualify on pole it gives you the best chance of pole to win conversion of the entire calendar. We can only hope! Save us Imola upgrades!

#asks #anon #charles leclerc #Imola upgrades #I’m going to Monaco this year lmao so I REALLY need those Imola upgrades to come through

[whos-hotter-jjba]

The JoJoStands Matchup

#first submission poll!! thank you so much for the suggestion anon!! #i put the pics of the first times those stands appear but feel free to consider different acts appearances or upgrades! #now. hermit purple IS fuckable (i will not elaborate) but it's not hot per se #star platinum is hot but basic #crazy d isn't my cup of tea i think #gold experience and stone free are my biggest contenders #tusk is too baby in this act and there aren't any other acts i think it's particularly hot #soft and wet is a very real possibility #and november rain is too leggy it looks like a virus #sooooo. who knows i still have three options #hermit purple #star platinum #crazy diamond #gold experience #stone free #tusk #jjba tusk #soft & wet #jjba soft & wet #november rain #jjba november rain #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable #vento aureo #golden wind #stone ocean #steel ball run #jojolion #jjba jojolion #the jojolands

[appallinnballin]

MFM kiddos using Ruv as a mattress cuz he’s warm and soft :3

I feel demons are more susceptible to the cold.. he is the family furnace

#then again from a headcanon ive accepted that hes nephalim/part nephalim that means with some demon blood hes also susceptible to the cold #BUT no need to unpack that. besides i think canonically it doesnt even affect him anyway #my art #rasazy #selever #ruvyzvat #ask #anon #getting excited to finally have phone upgrade after seven years of having my old one only to find out this one lacks pressure sensitivity #IT SUCKS it feels really weird even after brush adjustments.. barely any lineweights and its a lot harder to color and shade this way </3 #it looks fine finished but it took quite a bit longer than i would have before. so some adaptation is necessary! #bit of a bummer still and i am nothing if not a drama queen #mid fight masses

[brooklynisher]

Do you have any head cannons involving the Steam Powered Giraffe robots playing charades? Go to teams, banned topics, ect

Every single time they play, they have to make a multitude of new rules because they feel like everyone finds a way to cheat. The more rules they make, the more personal they get. Eventually they start getting violent, which will eventually cause Peter to ban Charades from the manor.

Since Rabbit and The Spine were banned from being on the same team together, (they’re just really good and everyone hated that. So they’re not allowed on the same team anymore) they switch out regularly. Mostly because everyone loves The Spine when he’s on their team, but HATES it when he’s on someone else’s team. He’s really good in particular.

Here’s a list of some of the rules they have and who broke it first, and who assigned it

1. No making sounds - Broken by: The Jon - Assigned by: The Spine

2. No summoning - Broken by: Hatchworth - Assigned by: The Spine

3. You can’t make it somebody else’s job to do it - Broken by: Upgrade - Assigned by: The Spine

4. Twins can’t be on the same team because they have the same brain - Broken by: The Spine and Rabbit - Assigned by: The other four

5. G.G. Cannot play - Broken by: G.G. - Assigned by: Everyone else

6. You’re not allowed to yell at your teammates just because you’re not imaginative enough to understand - Broken by: The Spine - Assigned by: Zer0

7. No distracting the other team - Broken by: Rabbit - Assigned by: The Spine

8. What you’re charading has to be a real concept - Broken by: The Jon - Assigned by The Spine

9. The Spine isn’t allowed to use his arms - Broken by: The Spine - Assigned by - Rabbit

10. No making rules that only exist so that The Spine can lose - Broken by: Rabbit - Assigned by: The Spine

11. The last rule is irrelevant - Broken by: The Spine - Assigned by: Rabbit

12. Every Rule broken gives 3 points to The Spine - Broken by: Everyone else - Assigned by: The Spine

13. The Spine is revoked of all of his power - Broken by: The Spine - Assigned by: Everyone else

14. The Spine has a weapon - Assigned by: The Spine

15. Zer0 is calling the pantomime police - Assigned by: Rabbit

16. I have an oversized mallet - Assigned by: Hatchworth

17. Give me back my mallet Hatchworth - Assigned by: Upgrade

18: Zer0 and The Jon have a super secret mission they have to attend that has nothing to do with stealing cupcakes- Assigned by: Sheriff Zer0 and Super Sheriff The Jon

19: I’m sorry please don’t hit Hatchworth with the oversized mallet - Broken by: Upgrade - Assigned by: Hatchworth

20: It’s not that bad - Assigned by: The Spine

#steam powered giraffe #spg #the spine spg #rabbit spg #zer0 spg #the jon spg #gg the giraffe #hatchworth spg #upgrade spg #spg headcanons #ask #anon

[yandere-daydreams]

Do you machine sew or like hand sew ? I had tried to hand sew once .... sprained my wrist and had a headache for a week.

i used to hand sew everything bc i was deathly afraid of sewing machines, but it always took too long to be function and left me with calloused fingers + a sore wrist,,, i have since Befriended the machine and am currently much happier with far fewer injuries. if you're interested in sewing but don't have a machine, i'd suggest looking into a very cheap, very old model (if it has a screen avoid it at all costs) or investing in a hand-held sewing machine, which probably isn't going to cut down on the time but will help to stave off early onset arthritis for another decade or so. i do still embroider by hand, but other then that, you wouldn't be able to tear my machine out of my cold dead hands. i've taken care of her like a retired warhorse and she and i are now emotionally bonded.

#that being said #(and this part is only going to be coherent with people who are also in the trenches or have been before) #i am thinking about upgrading soon #i have an elderly janome right now #and i do love her bc she's not too picky about string tension or needle type and takes a thread jam like a champ #but i am also missing every single specialty foot she came with and have never actually seen the manual #i'm not sure if it actually makes that much of a difference tho #perhaps another pilgrimage to the holy land (45 minute trip to joannes) will reveal the answer #personal #anon ask

[risingsunresistance]

i noticed you play skyblock and I was wondering if maybe you know of any progression guides that are updated? I feel like I'm stuck in a weird spot in the game (combat 20 can't go to crimson isle) I got dragon armor but I don't really know what to do next other than grind slayer quests if you have any tips pls help thank youuuu 🙌

"i noticed you play skyblock" is the funniest way to start an ask on this blog KJFDHG umm im gonna be honest i have not watched a skyblock video in a very long time! so im not really sure. i am also the last person to go for for combat advice, i can help nearly everywhere but that

take this with a massive grain of salt, like a big handful of salt, what you're doing sounds pretty okay! i personally recommend zombie slayer for exp, and if you get good enough gear doing the t4 gets really fast. if you can do the t5 that's even better. there's also dungeons if you have some buddies who wanna run it. and if you JUST want the exp, use the wolf pet (or a ghoul pet if you're doing zombie slayer)

there's also minions, they can be great for exp if you grab enough of them. personally recommend slime minions bc they're easy to get and can make a lot of money later with the right upgrades. some minions make more exp or money than that, but they're a nice quick and cheap option

#im like. 99% sure the upgrade after dragon armor is still shadow assassin but i dont know that might be wrong now #frozen blaze is really good too #uhhh weapons um. i dont know <3 sorry KJGFDHG #i was the idiot running around with an aotv until i got a giants sword #i mean i was doing still soloing crimson isles bosses so. not a worthless weapon i guess #if you ever want a dungeon carry just to be able to wear better gear im down for that :V idk if you need that but i can run up to f6 solo #im bad at f7 i cant do terminals so. find someone else sorry 😭 #asks #anons

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I have a few Sonic and Tails subplots the Knuckles series could run with if they do so:

• Sonic and Tails try to find a better place to put the Master Emerald since they almost forgot the cooler

• Sonic and Tails rebuild the plane they used during the Death Egg Robot fight, complete with all sorts of unnecessary upgrades

• Sonic takes Tails on a world tour to satisfy the latter's curiosity about the planet because watching Discovery Channel wasn't enough

• Sonic wants to become a social media influencer, so Tails takes it a step further by inventing TailsTube and broadcasts it not just on Earth, but to the whole universe

• Tails asks Sonic to teach him how to defend himself since the latter's the next best teacher after Knuckles, and Sonic goes along with it until Tails reveals he wants to defend himself because he's getting bullied and Sonic goes into protective big brother mode

*Kisses your brain because all of these ideas are very cute and I love them so much💋✨*

#GIMME BROTHER BONDING TIME #Especially the upgraded hiding spot idea 🥺🙏 #BROTHER ANTICS PLEASE #mystery anon #off topic #knuckles series

[jils-things]

Can I ask for "Glitchy Red x Emme" art? It's okay if you reject my request. I just wanted to see more of that ship ^^`

I DEADASS WASNT GONNA OPEN MY COMPUTER TO DRAW TODAY UNTIL I SAW THIS ASK THANK YOU FOREVER

#GHHNKKKKK OOUGH G.RED I MISS MY BABYGIRL OUGH #this is lowkey a redraw of the chibi version i drew for their anniversary #ohhhh i miss them i miss them so much #the way i draw glitchy tho eehehehe oouh he looks so fine in my somewhat upgraded style eheheee #~ art #♥️ badappleshipping #~ mailbox #THANK YOU!!!! #anon tag

[get-rammed]

Anon: "I'll take care of you."

Glamrock Monty: "It's rotten work..."

Anon: "Not to me, not if it's you."

I offer thee, future doodle. Because HOUGH

#the ram replies #text ramplies #anon #My soul #Doodly doo #Glamrock Monty #Montgomery Gator #Fully upgraded Monty

[raceweek]

Hate to say it but I watched the vowles verdict this week and it made me delusional we’ll get magic canada upgrades again. That being said I need the driver market to get moving

#you are sooooo brave tuning into the vowles verdict after a p19-dnf weekend😭😭😭 #canada upgrades i believe in u….tragically and delusionally #asks #anon

[leclerrari]

Still crazy to me how we used to pray that Ferrari would have less tyre deg, and now I'm wishing Ferrari would heat up their tyres more.

It's also why I am not concerned about Charles' performance - he learned to master all those godawful tyre-eating Ferrari's and managed to make them look like relatively normal cars. He babied those tyres so much that he's now too gentle with them on the new car. He's just having to relearn how to manage tyres that can take more heat in them.

solving a problem so well that it creates a brand new complicated problem is scuderia ferrari heritage

#and yeah i agree that he became a tyre whisperer on sundays bc of how bad the cars were #but now he’s struggling in quali when he has never really done so before just cause he can’t bring the tyres up to temp #so hopefully the imola upgrades will fix this otherwise i’ll have no other option but to kill myself #asks #anon

[fullmoonfireball]

Captain Olimar takes one(1) melatonin before bed and the entirety of Hey Pikmin happens in his sleep. This is the primary scenario i will accept that game being canon in.

god Hey! Pikmin all being just a really weird dream is a lot funnier when you consider there are Two (2) treasure descriptions about Olimar having dreams in there

anyways . i think if not for the fact it explicitly takes place on a different, non PNF-404 planet i dont think Hey! Pikmin would be as weird as it in terms of canonicity. genuinely i think that's the only problem there. like the things introduced in it are very clearly main series canon, given that Sparklium is also in Pikmin 4 but . idk man.

#i'd really like to play hey! pikmin at some point purely out of curiosity #maybe once i [LEGALLY UPGRADE] my 3DS i can [PURCHASE] it or smthn #like ik the gameplay style is COMPLETELY different from any other Pikmin game but i gotta know. is it fun. #anon #ask

[sttoru]

you get 3k+ notes on your shit writing, even if most of the notes seem to be likes from minors and blank blogs so why are you complaining? some ppl don’t even get 100 notes on something be more grateful

#sttoru responds. #BORING!!!!!! #lets be more creative anons! come on more creativity next pls #been waiting for u jobless people to get an upgrade w the asks u send #bcs the ones u send r not even worth a giggle #i need entertainment