#valdo

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: valdo marx is a better singer than you

Jaskier: >:0

Geralt: APRIL FOOLS!

Geralt: jaskier?

Jaskier: >:0🔪🔪🔪

Roach: you fucked up. Better run!

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #valdo #valdo marx #jaskier vs valdo #jaskier vs roach #roach the horse #petty jaskier #feral jaskier

[major-trouble]

Chapters: 2/15 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lambert/Valdo Marx Characters: Lambert (The Witcher), Valdo Marx, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Triss Merigold, Sabrina Glevissig, Eveline Gallo, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Bertram Tauler | Jad Karadin, Ermion | Mousesack, Fringilla Vigo Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Prince!Valdo, Prince!Cahir, War, Kidnapping, Political Campaigns, Prophecy, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Torture, Lies By Omission, Banter, Morally Ambiguous Character, Gratuitous Descriptions of Camping, Arson, Hand wavy magic, Enemies to Friends, Friends to Lovers, Not the same ones though Summary:

It began with a prophecy: the rise of Nilfgaard would be heralded by the union of the Rightful Heir and a Conduit of Power such as the Continent had never seen. They would usher in a golden age under the banners of the Emperor, subjugating all before them.

It begins with a man in a winged helmet and a scared princess. Where it really begins is with a bard and a Witcher and a past that refuses to let either of them go.

Valdo is happy to leave Cidaris behind, especially after Jaskier's promises of adventure and intrigue. The city had become too crowded, too constricting: it reminded him too much of home.

Lambert is equal parts baffled and irritated by the bard now travelling with him. He wasn't expecting the sharp-tongued, sharp-eyed red-head that not only knew his way around a royal court, but also a campsite in the woods.

Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach wants his older brother to take his rightful place as the next heir of Nilfgaard. And if that means tracking him across the continent in an attempt to bring him home, then so be it.

#the witcher #twn #Lambert/valdo #lambert #valdo #my writing #fanfic #accidental prince acquisition

[himbo-half-orc]

Aromantic Fic rec list

This week, 19-25th Feb 2023 is Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week, so I have created a list of my favourite AO3 Aro witcher fics

Mending the Rift (T) by @kueble - Jaskier comes home to a grumpy best friend and they sort things out. This has an Aro!Jaskier and Ace!Geralt, who have retired to Corvo Bianco

Date Night (T) by @himbo-half-orc - Aiden and Lambert meet again after a few weeks separation. Lambert has made some special preparations, but it takes Aiden a long time to realise that this might in fact be a date.

Knocking on the Wrong Door (M) by tinymacaroni - Geralt finally brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, and Jaskier finds some solace as he works on getting over a crush he knows is going nowhere. Mixed canon, primarily books and Netflix sorta mashed together lol. This is Jaskier/Eskel with Aro!Geralt

Did it Work? (G) by I_bite_my_thumb_at_thee - Aro!Jaskier tries taking a love potion to see what it is like to fall in love. This is hilarious and a great take

Aperture (E) by grassylampshade - Gloryhole fic with Aro!Jaskier and various witchers.

Arrangements (G) by @himbo-half-orc - Jaskier is told by his parents he must find someone to marry - tonight, or they will choose for him. They have organised a ball for all of the eligible singletons in the area. The problem is, Jaskier is aromantic. Will he find his match?

Here are a few collections of Aro stories:

An Aro Through My Heart - this is a collection of stories by people from the @thepassifloradiscord from 2022

Aro fics by @himbo-half-orc- this is a collection of my stories on AO3

Feel free to add your own recommendations!

Happy Aro Week ^_^

#witcher fanfic #witcher fanfic recs #aromantic #aromantic fic recs #asaw 2023 #geralt #jaskier #eskel #lambert #aiden #valdo #aromantic fic

[bardic-mess]

Thought Valdo was pretty (still do) when he was first shown in promo stuff

Then he opened his mouth

Now I'd gladly let a sea monster eat him

#this blog may become me hating Valdo but also admiring him any moment he has his mouth shut #just stand there and do nothing #jaskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #valdo marx #valdo #witcher #the witcher series #the witcher spoilers #the witcher season 3 #twn #twn spoilers

[ghostzaza]

En esta acc subiré icons, ly y fotos del mariana que me encuentre por ahí.

#elmariana #valdo #icons #layouts #Photos #streamer

[wine-porn]

Valdomar

The unmistakable glow and torpical fruit of Glera in the glass and nose, healthy pfffft with fast-dying bubbles revealing a body thick and rich wiht passionfruit and mango. Elegantly cardboard-y in nose, a decided funk almost smoky, almost earthy, but not quite either. Sweet and rather concentrated on the palate, but showing the sort of restraint one would expect from a DOCG bottle. Not Champagne…

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#Best wine reviews #Champagne #Cuvee 1926 #Extra Dry #Italy #Northern Italy #Prosecco #Prosecco DOCG #soif #Soif Wine Blog #Sparkling Wine #Spumanti #Stephen McConnell #Stephen McConnell Wine Blog #Steve McConnell #Steve McConnell Wine Blog #Valdo #Valdo prosecco #Valdobbiadene #wine1percent

[ot9000]

Valdo Marca Oro Prosecco Valdobbiadene Superiore Extra Dry Italy - Valdobbiadene

#Valdo #Marca Oro Prosecco Valdobbiadene Superiore Extra Dry #wine

[cantinasocial]

Cambiamento climatico e Sostenibilità in Cantina!

Cambiamento climatico e Sostenibilità in Cantina!

È quasi dicembre e fino a poche settimane fa si stava tranquillamente in maniche corte, non piove sul serio da mesi e fa sempre più caldo. Serve altro per riconoscere che c’è un problema con l’ambiente?Le cause sono certamente numerose e diverse. Partendo dal presupposto che è improbabile eliminarle perintero e risolvere magicamente il problema, quello che possiamo fare è smussarne i processi di…

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#amor soli #climate change #Credit Suisse e Kon Group #docg #prosecco #Prosecco Docg #valdo #valdo spumanti #Valdobbiadene Superiore DOCG

[jaskefer]

THE WITCHER S3E4 - The Invitation

#the witcher #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskieredit #jaskiergifs #jaskier #valdo marx #gif #angel.psd #twn spoilers #sorry every single one of my text sets look different i have no idea what i'm doing ever

[0dde11eth]

#my nonsense #jaskier #valdo marx #valdo #jaskier vs valdo #petty jaskier #feral jaskier #feral bard

[major-trouble]

Death March of a Marionette

Oh hey I updated this thing today. Feel free to comment/kudos if you like that sort of thing.

#the witcher #my writing #lambert #valdo #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #fan fiction #fan fic writing #nearly there

[1983gremio]

Brasileirão 1987 - Grêmio 0x0 Cruzeiro - Valdo, Cristovão e Ademir Kaefer

Foto: Adolfo Alves (Zero Hora)

#Brasileirão 1987 #1987 #cruzeiro #cruzeiro brasileirão #valdo #cristovão borges #cruzeiro casa #cruzeiro brasileirão casa

[patroclusdefencesquad]

next time jaskier and valdo marx meet i want to see jaskier smugly telling valdo how "MY sorceress wouldn't have left me alone during a violent coup. in fact, MY sorceress calls me her damsel in distress and ALWAYS saves me. but that's because MY sorceress (yennefer of vengerberg by the way) is sooo much more powerful than yours. and sexier by the way"

#what really happened to valdo? no one knows #the witcher #jaskier #yennskier

[rouvensiegler]

Was für eine Überraschung zum bestandenen Sportbootführerschein. #present #cake #cacedesign #cakedecorating #valdo ❤️💪👍🤗 (hier: Chiemsee, Bayern, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfB6HkWo_1O/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#present #cake #cacedesign #cakedecorating #valdo

[rebrandedbard]

At long last, they are together ✨ ⚔️ 🎵

#muppets #my crafts #geraskier #my witcher art #I love the plausible deniability here with Jaskier's color scheme #my folks don't need to know these muppets on my shelf are BOTH from the witcher #the Valdo between them also helps #anyway I love my gay muppets #if only i was any good at actual puppeteering #ah well making them is fun enough and they're cute book guardians #watching over my books #btw only Jaskier gets cute lil paw pads because he's my specialest little guy lad

[wren-of-the-woods]

I’m thinking about the parallels between Jaskier and Valdo Marx. I’m thinking about how Valdo plays a silly song about romance and sex at a ball just as Jaskier did all those years ago in Cintra, and I’m thinking about how Jaskier now sings songs about love and life that are incredibly full of feeling. I’m thinking about how, when the monster attacks, Valdo runs and Jaskier helps.

I’m thinking about how Jaskier has grown to be so much more than a simple bard, and how Valdo Marx highlights that.

#the witcher s3 #the witcher #wren talks #jaskier #valdo marx #joey batey #i have so many feelings about this new season guys