#warden wranglers

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Whenever I'm making something based on an American recipe, I have to cut down the butter and sugar content by at least half. How are you guys alive over there?! Cub: Spite mainly Jevin: We're not Scar: We're caramelized Skizz: I'm alive?

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #xisuma #xisumavoid #cubfan #cubfan135 #jevin #ijevin #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #warden wranglers #convex #concorp #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw food

[fruityweirdo]

King of the Deep Frost Citadel!

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #tangotek #why is it always at night that I get my shit together #tango my beloved #he's my favorite warden wrangler :)

[shortfeather]

again, I WISH I COULD DRAW WITHOUT MY WRISTS ACTING UP, because Pearl just called herself the Warden Queen and i desperately need to see it outside of my own head

#pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #cleo called pearl the ravager queen and pearl was like EXCUSE YOU MY BIG SCARY MOB OF CHOICE IS WARDENS #etho or tango is the ravager queen lets be real #tango's also a warden wrangler but he's not the queen of the wardens the way pearl is #hermitcraft s10

[mleemwyvern]

tango wasn't there.

he didnt get to see his rancher break the curse. he wasnt there when he died.

he never got to celebrate or say goodbye.

#trafficblr #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #my ranchers brain is in agony #i need some angsty fics about this. my BOYS. #team rancher #imagine him coming back next session to realize three of his friends are gone... one being his rancher buddy......... #and he wasnt there. he didnt get to say goodbye to them. he didnt get a chance to save them. #hes the warden wrangler. maybe he could have. #but he was gone. #has someone ever been absent for a permadeath before #this may be a brand new horrible angst #he didnt get to see jimmys small victory... didnt get to see him happy over not being last #and he wont get to. because his rancher is already dead. #he missed it.

[arseniy-arsenicum33]

Season 9 Hermits as DND heroes and villains... (Mostly villains)...

The Dungeon Master... The Warden Wrangler... The Frost Warlock... TangoTek...

The Gorgon King... The Statues Sourseress... The Undead Sculptress... ZombieCleo...

The Immortal King... The Forgotten Ruler... The Wealth Hoarder... Ren the King...

The Bone Mage... Axe of The Screaming Void Wielder... The Musical Necromancer... XisumaVoid...

The Vampire Lord... The Treacherous Backstabber... The Keeper of Vaults... Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo...

The Cursed Knight... The Honourable Hero... And His Inner Demon... WelsKnight...

The Elven Archer... The Magical Baker... The Mattress Store Owner... GoodTimesWithScar...

The Dwarven Warrior... The Realm Liberator... The King Slayer... ImpulseSV...

The Forest Protector... The King Maker... The Leshy... BdoubleO100... This whole project started long ago with an ask by @theshadiertwin two months ago... Shockingly, the Idea of using a DND-character creator for creating actual DND-characters instead of little vignettes never occured to me... But I really wanted to model every Hermit first... If you have any ideas of what class each hermit can be, please tell! And I will be making a part 2 someday... Bdubs one has a little bit of a backstory... It's conceptually based on this model of Inscription-Leshy Bdubs by my good friend @randomtotallyrealgirl... But made more akin to slavic view of Leshy as a Forest Guardian... It's not a cultural appropriation, if it's my culture... Rens also from slavic folklore, he was inspired by Koschey the Immortal who conquered death, hoarded enormous amounts of wealth and spent his forever life by withering over it... You can use them freely, play as them, put them as npcs in your homebrew, come up with stats and character builds, go nuts! And there are some nice secrets, if you view them in 3D... I just need to add them to the growing google doc of my models... And actually post said doc on my blog... Yeah... Soon...

#tangotek #zombiecleo #renthedog #xisumavoid #mumbojumbo #welsknight #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #bdoubleo100 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft fanart #hero forge #Just so you know I had the Warden model BEFORE the entire 12 Xisumas post... #The Xisuma costume in that post is based on THIS model! #Xisuma and Gem are my most modeled Hermits... And I just keep adding to the pile... #Tango with Warden keeps crashing my hero forge if I up the rendering quality higher... Sorry... #Rens throne is made from shields and briefcases and was made BEFORE Gems ship... #Please do tell me about your hermitcraft-dnd headcanons... I would really appreciate that... #Making villains is more fun... But please give me some hero ideas... #Hero forge I beg you to add snakes in the horns category it would be so sick! #Two post in one day what is this? #I am tidying up my workspace and posting what wasn't posted...

[seralyra]

Hermittober Challenge Number 4: Warden Wrangler

I'm only gonna do inking I said, going into Hermittober. Well that flew out the window fast. Anyway I took the prompt "Warden" so I could finally draw everyones beloved Dungeon Master.

#tangotek #hermitcraft #decked out 2 #serasart #hermittober 2023

[hermits-and-friends-gacha]

roll on the special duos banner?

You rolled a 5 Star Super Rare Double Life Ranchers Tango and Jimmy!

Ability: Warden Wranglers

Skill: Taken to the Ranch

Respect: ☆☆☆☆☆

Base: Flammable

#gacha #mcyt #hermitcraft #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #double life smp

[northirish]

Hey Mike you should drink some water today! Big font! 💧

I, Settra, the Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds… and many, many more titles… Do not need water, I look great.

[hccn-overseer]

Issue 2, 4/26/2023 - The Overseer

Issue Masterpost About the Overseer

This week in the Hermiticitzen Hub has been nothing less than eventful! Citizen numbers are still growing, having reached above 600 as of the writing. Voting for music bots have opened, with Pancake immediately taking the lead and winning the race! Go enjoy your pancakes and music in #music-commands. There have been debates about hiring Quinn and Joe Hills, as that would be lovely, however that seems to be out of the Hermitcitizen's grasp, for now.

In addition to this week's news, The Hermitcitizen Grapevine is also now up and reporting stories about your fellow citizens. Go check them out at @hccn-grapevine!

Have a lovely week and respect your fellow hermitcitizens!

Warden Accidents: How to Deal With Them

By Lee

A week ago, an accident happened regarding a Warden. A prank on Hermitcraft's most masterful prankster, Grian, was done by the GGG via placing multiple Wardens on his base. However, one of the Wardens was accidentally aggravated and followed one of the pranksters to the Shopping District. This caused havoc and death for many of the players alongside those who tried to help. After much struggle, it was finally slain by Patch9649.

There have been many accidents regarding Wardens. This is just one of the most recent incidents. In this article, a list of tips will be given on how to deal with them. To have concrete advice for those reading, I interviewed an expert Warden wrangler from Decked Out named Glypharia who agreed on an interview about wrangling Wardens. 

1. The More People, the Merrier.

If you decide to wrangle Wardens, it’s always best to have people with you to help you out in moving not only the Warden, but also due to other factors that would be a struggle dealing on your own. It’s not the best idea to wrangle one on your own due to its dangers and risk of losing inventory.

There is not a specific amount of people really needed, other than that it should be more than yourself.

2. Snowballs, Always Have Snowballs on Hand 

Whether it be Warden wrangling or simply getting away from Wardens in the Deep Dark, Snowballs are one of your most important tools needed in your inventory, to the point that it was mentioned not once, but thrice in the interview due to how important they are.

Simply throw the snowball away from your direction and it will be distracted by the sound, letting you get away or making the Warden go to a certain area that you want it to go to in an easier manner

3. Wool Paths and Swift Sneak Are Your Saviors

Added to the second tip, wool paths are extremely important if you want to make a quick getaway or simply want to have a safe place to walk across on without being noticed by a Warden (especially if it is after wrangling one, as to make sure it does not follow you).

Swift Sneak in your leggings or pants armor is also a good way to help you sneak away from a Warden. It helps in making you go faster while sneaking, which is good for those who at times get antsy with how slow sneaking may be.

4. Deal With Mobs First

Glypharia suggests that it’s best to deal with mobs first when wrangling a Warden, as it makes things easier for the wrangler and ensures that they do not get distracted from moving the Warden due to mobs attacking them. That would make things much more difficult and more prone to respawning multiple times and losing your stuff. Light up the place or have others continue to deal with the mobs so that you and the remaining people can focus on wrangling.

It’s also good to be rapidly moving backwards, but to make sure not to put yourself between a wall and the wall. They say from personal experience it is a bad idea.

5. Do It One by One, Be Patient 

If there are multiple Wardens to be wrangled, do it one by one. It is way safer to do so than doing it all at once, as it lets you put all your focus on each individually, just in case something goes extremely wrong and it needs to be quickly fixed. 

Wrangling all the Wardens at once will cause more accidents, more deaths and more despawned inventory, so it’s best to do it one at a time.

Those are all the tips given, and we hope this helps you out in the near future. Just remember to keep quiet and be careful. If not, you’re more likely to lose all your inventory and get several death messages in global chat for all to see.

Now onto other news below the cut!

Hermitcraft’s Top 10 Most Dangerous Places

By Virtual

We all know that Hermitcraft is the pinnacle of Minecraft server safety, but in such absolutely secure lands, one must wonder about the places on the server that are a bit more… exciting. For this week’s issue, we’re breaking down the top ten most dangerous places on the Hermitcraft Season 9 server. 

(Note: This list is not to be used as a travel guide. Travel guides for dangerous places can be found in the Shopping District next to the Empires brochures.)

(Note 2: Electric Boogaloo: The danger level of this list is not in order. Danger level fluctuates by the hour and may go up or down depending on if Grian is online.)

Decked Out Decked Out is a legendary feat of redstone engineering. It is also a death trap.  Out of 456 ravager deaths reported this week, 375 occurred within the bowels of Decked Out. We would like to remind the unpaid interns living in Tango’s walls that the ravagers, though friend shaped, are not for cuddling. 

Spawn Ghasts in the sky, Wardens on the ground, and only a matter of time before something is in the water, Spawn Town is a favorite holding spot and dumping ground for any dangerous mobs people happen to be carrying around. In addition, it is a certified Not Scar Safe area. 

Scarland Studies show that the moment you step within render distance of Scarland that your chances of being Hotguy-ed go up by 67%. Do not let the beautiful facades, fun rides, Jellie-themed popcorn, kind balloon vendors, dubiously employed tour guides, and path-eating security guards lull you into a false sense of security. Hotguy has been known to frequent the skies above Scarland for reasons unknown to those of us at The Overseer, and he tends to make target practice out of staff and visitors alike. If you hear a distant call of “Hotguy,” duck and cover. We would say to avoid the area, but the view of Main Street may be worth a respawn.

Doc’s… Whole Thing We’re not sure what he’s doing. DocM77 is a mystery not even the devs could unravel. If you want to catch sight of anything that this weird creeper goat man has been up to, remember to wear your best helmet and leave before the radiation poisoning sets in. The Perimeter is an astonishing sight, but it is also radioactive, explosive, and filled with bosses. Enter at your own risk.

The Shopping District The Shopping District is the lifeblood of the server. Citizens come to this hub to buy materials, relax at the coffee shop, and sell their wares to their fellow citizens. The Shopping District is also radioactive, explosive, and full of Wardens. We’re also not sure what the entity is, but it’s probably dangerous. Get your concrete and get out as fast as you can.

Decked Out Many incidents have been reported of staff getting caught in the machinery and pursued by Vexes. This is bad for both the machinery and your inventory health. Please report all Vex and Evoker related deaths. (Somebody completely unrelated to the newspaper, with no conflicting interests whatsoever, has made a bet that Vex-related accidents will outnumber Warden-related accidents in the next issue.)

Grian’s Weird Robot Dungeon We’re not quite sure of the extent that Grumbot’s cavern actually exists on this plane, but your own likelihood of existing drops drastically the moment you dip beneath the sculk tunnel and catch sight of Grumbot and the Rift. The evilness of both Grumbot and the Rift is still up for debate, but we can confirm that touching either of them is a gamble of your mortal soul. Furthermore, we are looking for people who know how to get someone out from behind the Rift, as all attempts at freeing Grian’s employee have thus far been unsuccessful.

The Nether Hub Essential to traveling the far reaches of Hermitcraft, but dangerous nonetheless. Though free of the hellish monsters and flaming pitfalls typical of the Nether, this area has a secret weapon up its sleeve: Lag. If you don’t want to lose your items to kinetic energy a thousand blocks away from your spawn point, and then die again because you got distracted by the time-stopping creeper, then we suggest flying through the Overworld instead. 

Gem’s Base While the base itself is lovely, we must remind citizens that, no matter how charming she is, to stop accepting duels from GeminiTay. You will lose, and your head will be added to her collection. Learn from the mistakes of Ethoslab, dear citizens, and walk away from a fight.

Zedaph’s Base Entering Zedaph’s base is a lesson in the odd and whimsical. You will see wonders unlike anything you’ve ever known. Dangling horses, flying melons, and rainbow beacons enchant all those who come across them. This is not where the danger lies. Entering Zedaph’s base could involve you in Zedvancements, which are likely to end up with you or someone you know exploding, as creepers, TNT, fireworks, and lightning bolts are often involved. This also increases your chances to get a Zedvancement trophy, which could be worth it. Approach with caution.

Honorable Mention:

Etho’s Base Despite the inherent danger of being anywhere near this mad genius, Mr. Etho S. Lab has been unable to beat back the washed up allegations. Though the honorable Bdubs has attempted to help him, Mr. Slab has been absolutely destroyed. From all of us here at The Overseer, we wish him a swift recovery. 

Astrology Corner

By Corundumcat

Have you been feeling without guidance? Do you look at your birthday and look up your star sign and wonder, “Does this mean anything?” Don’t worry, here at The Overseer, we can help you.* 

Aries: You have just found out that you will be paid by whoever you are aligned to. However, if you are born on the odd day of the month, you will have to go on a Warden clean up. 

Taurus: This week you will be very productive. This is not in a negative or positive light. Get a lot done.

Gemini: It will rain inside where you go. You’ve annoyed someone this week.

Cancer: You will start a war at Beast #003’s funeral. :0

Leo: One day this week, you will take part in an ethical experiment and be forced to sign an NDA. Don’t worry. This will happen again next year.

Virgo: This week you will start an investigation into who let the Wardens out. 

Libra: You will find out some great news. Someone you know has obtained a child. 

Scorpio: You will be shot by Hot Guy for standing still in iBuy. (It rhymes.)

Sagittarius: You will have a week to remember. It will be a week. Flip a TCG token to determine the outcome. Heads are good, tails are bad.

Capricorn: You will get to see the stars up close and personal. Take that how you will. 

Aquarius: You will get to commit one(1) act of pranking, you get to choose the scale of it. 

Pisces: You will see a horrifying vision. That vision is Beast #003 being kidnapped. When you come to, you will figure out that you saw the past. Given that you saw this, you now must go to the funeral of Beast #003. 

All star signs: Don’t worry, you are not being watched… yet. 

*Ignore how blatantly specific these are. Nothing bad will happen to you.

From the Sidelines

by StarryFelix Cats and Pearl-affiliates  

Who doesn’t like cats? That seems to have been the thought someone had when changing all things they could to cat related names on the server this week. The mischievous little furballs of which we know GoodTimesWithScar to be a big fan (we all also love you very much Jellie) have taken over specifically the moderator role names! As someone who is now dubbed a trial-meowderator it was an interesting return on the server after this was changed. Allegedly (read: we got an immediate admittance of trying to catgirl-ify the server) this was done by someone with a plant related name…

Honestly, just wandering around seems to be giving me a lot of odd impressions of what continues to go on on the server, even if I have been wandering around since season 6. You’d almost say nothing would surprise me anymore, however the people working and living around Pearl’s place have started calling her just “She <3” . This phenomenon has been going on for quite a while now. I have to agree that that is indeed a very correct way to describe her, I am however not sure what Star Soup and Nebulas in soup colours are supposed to mean, maybe I will be able to figure that out by observing them more closely. They seem friendly! Albeit a little supportive of Pearl committing war crimes in the life-series… 

That was it for me for this week, as I have to rush off someplace else, but maybe this column will return with some more insights and observations of the different groups and beings running around on this server.

P.S. Please don’t forget to remind your Hermit/boss to eat this week! And make sure to tell them Sculk is not good food to consume, we don’t want another Cub-situation.

Lost and Found

By Virtual

The following items and chest monsters were found across the server, and nobody knows who they belong to. If you recognize one of these as yours, please contact The Overseer’s lost and found office at (fake email here ig)

Item 1: A Hotguy bow, found on top of The Entity All attempts to contact Hotguy about this bow have been met with radio silence, and since citizens are being Hotguy-ed as normal, we assume that he has found a suitable replacement, or this bow was never his to begin with. If you are in need of a bow or Hotguy memorabilia, collect this item within the next week, or we’re keeping it.

Item 2: A chest monster made of exclusively purple shulker boxes, found below Joe Hills’ pinball machine.  Joe Hills has denied any ownership or knowledge of this chest monster, and has handed it off to The Overseer office. Within the shulker boxes are several stacks of end stone, seven pairs of nearly-broken golden boots, twelve feathers, and a block of obsidian. If this chest monster belongs to you, please pick it up from The Overseer office, as the boxes have taken over all available desk space.

Item 3: A spyglass renamed “Peekaboo” and enchanted with Curse of Vanishing, found on the doorstep to The Overseer office. The intended recipient of the telescope is unknown, and since it was not addressed to our office, we can only assume it was not meant for us to receive. When in the same room as the telescope for too long, a palpable feeling of being watched settles over your shoulders. Attempts to cover the telescope do nothing to diminish this effect, and we have settled on keeping it inside of Item 2. If “Peekaboo” belongs to you, we will pay you to take it.

META REPORT: MONO-PRANKSTER 

Written by Arsène

The deck that everyone’s been talking about (especially when it comes to potential nerfs and building around), Mono-Prankster has been a definite set that has single-handedly changed the way tournaments rule for deck-building. Now, with the current 42 token-cost rule for fan games, and the upcoming limit on the number of rare Hermits that can be put into the deck, it’ll look very different from how it may have over the last few weeks of play. I’m here to deep dive with you into a current state of it, the point of the deck, and why it’s been so strong recently!

DECK LIST ( ® denotes a rare version of the card in the case of hermits!) 

Grian ® x1

Mumbo ® x3 

Stress ® x2

Gold Armor x3

Mending x3 

Milk Bucket x1

Water Bucket x2

Iron Armor x1

Knockback x3

Looting x2

Chorus Fruit x1

Curse of Vanishing x1

Lead x1

Double Prankster x4

Prankster x14

PLAYING THE DECK

When building and playing a deck, I like to look at three different factors, and Mono-Prankster delivers on three fronts. Versatility, Consistency, and Win Conditions.

The deck has many different tools at your disposal for forcing opponents into poor positions off the bat, running three Knockbacks, Curse of Vanishing, and Lasso. All three, with opportune use (and potentially with the effects of Mending up to do it again) can easily put the opponent on the backfoot, forcing them to rely on an AFK hermit instead of the main one they may have already set up on. The deck also runs defensive options in three Gold Armor and Iron Armor, meaning that you’ll most likely draw into at least one, and with how much HP all three of your Hermits have, there’s good options for all of them.

The deck is certainly not short on win conditions, with Mumbo ® having a very strong second attack for only two Prankster items. Quite Simple, with good luck, has potential to sweep a game when you have another Hermit on board with him. However, consider using Moustache if you are in a position where you do not need to push, whether it be trying to do consistent chip damage and set up a quick double knock-out with Knockback or guarantee a knockout to Chorus Fruit into another Hermit who can swiftly take a kill, like Stress ®. 

Speaking of Stress ®, this is your finisher if you have her on board. A well-timed Chorus Fruit into YOLO when you’re ahead can guarantee a win, whether it be completely knocking out the opponent’s board or taking their last life. Just be careful, as taking yourself out also means that the three Prankster blocks put on her are gone with her. Consider solely using YOLO as a finisher, as a strong tempo move when you are up a heart, or if there is a high-priority target on the board that needs to be dealt with.

Lastly, the main kicker in the deck for defensive prowess and potential, Grian ®. Grian tends to be my target for my double Pranksters, since Borrow is not only a strong offensive tool against opponents running armors or strong upholding effects like Mending, but also great for offensive plays. Because the Hermits in this deck take up so many token spaces, we do not have room for good defensive cards like Diamond Armor, so a well-timed Borrow from Grian on a Diamond Armor lets you take it for yourself. 

The deck has a few floating cards, mainly in Milk Bucket and Water Bucket (x2), so if you’re playing into a definite matchup in which you are not worried about fire or poison, these can safely be rotated out for other strong single-use effects, such as Invisibility Potion or another Looting. 

Expect more changes to the deck through the upcoming weeks, whether it be through changing game mechanics like token costs or limits on how many rares can be put in a deck, or direct nerfs to cards that make Prankster worthwhile. Also, word through the street says that a new set may be hitting us soon that might work to heavily counter the Prankster strategy! For now, though, Mono-Prankster is a strong option for people wanting to learn the game, provided you get lucky enough to pull the cards from the trading packs offered around the server! Good luck, and may you forever draw your Mumbos on turn one!

Who is Hot Guy?

By Corundumcat 

Who is Hotguy? Many citizens wonder this day in and day out. We all know for certain that Hotguy is … something. Shooting the workers in Scarland, shooting those who stay still for too long, it's hard to figure out the truth from the lies. Here are the top 5 theories on who it is and one theory on who it isn’t. 

THEORY NUMBER 1: Grian. Some might recall a few years ago that, to the shock of the citizens, Grian was revealed to be Poultry Man. Now you may be wondering, didn't he get tired of the Vigilante stuff? And I raise you the point of what if he decided he wanted to start something. What if he saw how Scar was having such a wonderful time and why can’t he have some fun. It was rumoured that he became a single dad for a while, so why not while Grumbot was asleep he started this life of crime. We have never seen Grian and Hotguy in the same room together.

Theory Number 2: Joehills You all know how Joe Hills doesn’t go for all the LARPing. He never fully commits to the bit. Except for one time. Remember when there was the universe wide beauty contest? Remember how he put up posters which none of us had seen before. Honestly it shocked us all that he could come out of the woodwork and do some Lore. The thing is, he won that contest. He won the beauty contest. Hence the name of this persona, Hotguy. Also, have you met the guy? Joe Hills NEVER gets shot by Hotguy. Either they are friends OR Joe Hills is Hotguy.

Theory Number 3: Cub Have you met Cub? Cub loves to cause chaos. Heck, he even has a game called Total Chaos. Hotguy has caused so much chaos that it only seems fitting. One citizen brought up the point of Hotguy having Vex Wings. I know Hotguy has vex wings. ‘Shame he didn’t match his wings. I feel like I also need to point out, they have the same hair colour. Remember, once you take off the glasses you are a completely different person.

Theory 4: Yes. It’s every Hermit EXCEPT Scar One theory that was brought up is that it's everyone but Scar. It would explain why Hotguy has changed targets AND has different ways of aiming. We have seen Scar in the same room as Hotguy, so it can’t be him. Hotguy changes height all the time, who knows what they are doing and who they are. Only the Hermits know. 

Theory Number 5: ZloyXp  Have you met Zloy? Zloy works their way around town convincing people to video for them but never videos Hotguy. ‘Seems suspicious, never getting the Recap team to video Hotguy. How strange. Also, a few of the team have said that Zloy is never at their desk when Hotguy is committing crimes too horrible to mention in this newspaper. Perhaps Zloy got tired of recapping everyone else’s story and is finally writing their own?

Theory Number 6: Scar is not Hotguy. Scar is not Hotguy. He never was. Have you met him? He is such a sweetheart, and a clutz. He always checks in on everyone, making sure they are ok after the villain tries to rip the server apart. A few Scarland residents saw him pick up a bow and almost drop it on his foot. Why would Scar attack his own residents? Scar wants Scarland to be the Happiest Place on the server and Hotguy is ruining that. Another thing is that he came second place in the beauty contest without campaigning. I do believe he was nominated as beauty of the heart. He has even started having Hotguy evacuation zones. 

Decked Out 2 Workplace Conditions

By Nes

Spurred on by rumours of Decked Out 2 workers going without pay from their employer, Tango Tek, the Overseer launched an investigation into working conditions at the beloved minigame. Seven of the twenty workers currently employed at the site volunteered for an interview, with their answers bringing new light to the situation. However, it’s questionable if their answers quelled our worries or only made them worse.

Of the seven workers interviewed, none of them could confidently say they were officially employed by Tango Tek. The closest to a solid ‘Yes’ regarding being employed was from Golden Latina, stating “I would hope so, unless he thinks a ghost is working the effects. So, yes.” Other answers varied from definite no’s, to maybe’s and unsure’s. This raises many questions concerning if they’re entitled to payment seeing as they don’t seem to legally be employed at the location or by the owner. 

Regardless of if they’re employed or not, it is important to note the conditions they are working under. While the majority of those interviewed said they made their own schedule, it seems the workers are just as obsessed with the game as their alleged boss. Of the seven interviewed, two said they had a good work-life balance, two would have good work-life balances if not for other duties outside of their alleged employment at Decked Out 2, and the remaining three could have a good balance if they weren’t workaholics. Despite the concerning lack of personal time outside of work, it does not appear to be an issue caused by the employer but rather the workers needing a lesson in self-care.

Returning to what spurred this research in the first place, and the answer all of Hermitcraft is hoping to be answered today, do the alleged Decked Out 2 Employees get paid? No. Of the seven I spoke with, zero were being paid, with four not minding the lack of payment. Shadowscome presented an interesting perspective on the lack of payment, discussing in length the logistics of being paid by the brokest man on the server. When asked if there were plans to acquire payment for their work, Shadow said this: “Tango would have to start charging a fee to play DO if he were to gather enough diamonds to pay us all... and that would make the game unfair, so I don't think so.” Another worker, RedFeather, commented that “The wranglers deserve hazard pay, at least…”

Not enough information was gathered to comment on the effects that lack of payment has had on employees outside of the workplace.

In conclusion, Decked Out 2 workers appear to have a friendly and tight-knit work environment. However, it’s questionable if the workers are even employed. Most agreed that Tango Tek is aware of their presence, but no official employee documentation has ever been signed or submitted. Due to this lack of official employment, it is debatable if the crew at Decked Out 2 is even eligible for pay, which is unfortunate considering the amount of work many have put in fixing redstone, building rooms, and caring for the ravagers and soon-to-be Wardens being housed at the minigame.

Ask The Seers

Needing lovelorn advice? Having nightmares you don't understand? Being followed by Horrors you cannot stand? Come tell The Seers Now, and take the weight off your shoulders! A burden is always light if it is carried by more people. Inquiries are accepted via the ask box and are collected every Monday!

Dear The Seers,  Everyone wants to know, WHO are The Seers? - Inquisitive In Overseer HQ

Hey! I'm Seer Jester, she/it, plus neos to taste, and The Seers are... Well, let's find out, shall we? This'll be fun.

The Seers are visionaries who know the secrets you wanna keep hidden. And when we don't, we promise it's just a matter of time. You may call me Seer S, it/its pronouns, your local messenger.

Who are The Seers? Well, to be honest, we’re just a bunch of cryptic gossips. I’m Vindemiatrix, though you may call me Seer Vi, any and all pronouns. From my time working with Hermitcraft’s resident mad scientist (no, not that one, no not the other one, it’s Zedaph, for goodness sake) I’ve had to come up with my fair share of creative answers to strange problems. So if you want to hear all of your options, I’m your Seer.

The Seers are actually just four people not qualified for this job, which makes us the perfect people to have these positions. Me, personally? I’m Seer Nes. I go by She/They/He pronouns and am a master of terrible jokes, not having a sleep schedule, and not having a life. I will give you the worst advice possible, Hermits honour!

- The Seers

I fell down a hole Hi The Seers,  I fell down a hole and was near the Perimeter. How do I get out of this situation? I was supposed to go the Beast #003 funeral. - Stuck In A Hole

Hi Stuck In A Hole,  I have good news and bad news! Good news is you’ll still make it to Beast #003’s funeral, bad news is the only way out is via respawn so you too will be having a funeral very soon. Sorry about that! - The Seers

Dear Overseer, How does one deal with the shock of a fully formed building popping up overnight, right in your own backyard? - A Very Confused And Mildly Concerned Citizen

Dear Confused in Construction: Ah, just moved in? It can be disorienting at first to see your landscape changed so dramatically - but it's all part of the local charm! I would suggest watching the constructions during the timelapse - just look around when you hear the music - and then go poke around later and explore, get more familiar with this new structure in your environment. Pretty soon it'll feel like it was there all along! If it being right in your backyard is the issue, just work around it. Or move your house several blocks in any direction, if that's an option. Also, a fence around anywhere you wish to keep your own could help discourage people from placing structures in it, as (most?) builders will respect a clearly delineated claim. Best of luck! - The Seers

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Unfortunately, Decked Out’s Ravager #003 was tragically killed by Melody on April 21st as an act of self defense. The funeral will be hosted at the shopping district on Saturday the 29th. #003 was loved dearly by everyone at DO2, had the highest kill count out of all the ravagers, always had a braided tail, was a wonderful picnic guest when not committing murder, and was definitely a ravager! 

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Fun and Games

And now some fun and games brought to you by Sirius for the crossword and wordsearch and Morph for the coloring page yet again, as well as Azure adding another coloring page as well!

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Thank you to Snuffy for this week's comic!

And that’s all for this issue folks! Thank you so much for reading, and have a wonderful week!

#issue #hermitcitizen #hccn astrology corner #hccn lost and found #hccn ask the seers #hccn advertisements #hccn fun and games

[andyling]

Heyyyyy so session 5 sure was a time SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

BOOGEYMAN 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO WITH TANGO OF THE TEK

Team Ties really woke up and chose violence this session

were they even trying to kill anyone? i think they just wanted chaos

TANGO BOOGEY TWICE IN A ROW HELL YEAH LET’S GO

TEAM BEST FLASHBACKS TEAM BEST FLASHBACKS 

soooo Team Bites hmmm, let’s see how long that lasts

Skizz I’m sorry, but Bdubs betrayed y’all before in Last Life and he sure as hell will do it again

EVERYONE STEALS THE MEAN GILLS’ SUGARCANE LMAO

I think the whole reason Team Ties blew up the bread bridge was because they had too much TNT and all of them are obsessed with blowing shit up

Like they didn’t go for anyone’s actual bases, they weren’t trying to destroy resources, and they weren’t trying to kill anyone

motherfuckers just wanted to make things go boom

AND I AM IN FULL SUPPORT OF THAT WOO GO TEAM TIES

Tango’s toaster PSA caught me so off guard WHO GAVE HIM THAT IDEA?!?!? WHY IS HE LIKE THIS?!?!?

the fact that Tango had already accepted that their tower was gonna get destroyed, mans may be insane but he’s fair that’s for sure

awwwwww them chanting MVP to Etho is so sweet

tango’s the server resident professional warden wrangler now

good to know Tango still remembers every person that’s wronged him

TANGO FINALLY GOT REVENGE ON BDUBS FOR LAST LIFE HAHAHAHA WOOOOOOO ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!! >:D

also Tango getting an effective trap out of tnt minecarts is character development, good for him! :D

soooo does Tango have the most time out of everyone on the server now?

team bites did not last long askdghajsghkjadkdsak

Nosy Neighbors and Team Ties becoming allies is not something I expected to happen, but it is very welcomed

Team Ties are actually pretty great to have as allies as long as you don’t spite them, then honey you got a big storm coming

THE SATISFACTION I FELT WHEN TANGO BROUGHT UP LAST LIFE TO BDUBS IS IMMESURABLE HELL YEAH BABY REVENGE IS SWEET

Jimmy “sad boi” Solidarity everyone

Love how Jimmy spends most of Limited Life acting as though he’s in a Let’s Play series

mans is in the middle of a death game and he’s like “Alright gang, today we’re getting sheep!”

gotta love how the title for “most antagonistic team on the server” keeps bouncing between the Bad Bois and Team Ties 

Flower Husbands and their never-ending divorce

bye bye bad bois bread bridge

why is Joel specifically blaming Tango akjfjhdkasghkadjs

it’s hilarious how they’re all questioning why Team Ties blew up the bread bridge when the actual answer is probably “they like blowing things up”

no thoughts, head empty, just boom boom

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT GRIAN’S ALLIANCE WITH SKIZZ THAT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE IMPORTANT IS IT STILL INTACT???

BRUH JIMMY IS SO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THAT FROG DO YOU HEAR HIS VOICE GODDAMN

awwww judge judy and executioner jumped to Jimmy that’s cute

PEARL NO

poor judge judy and executioner :(

Grian is so appalled at the carrot cake oh my gosh

GRIAN CALLING THE FROG CONFLICT A SIDE PLOT, THAT’S CANON

dude Grian is so done with everything 

the Bad Bois and the Clockers are family now, this family tree is wack

Scar you can’t call them Boomers when Bdubs was literally on a team called the Boomers on Hermitcraft with Impulse and Tango

AMAZING HOW THE BAD BOIS WENT INTO THE TIES BASE AND JOEL AND JIMMY HAD NO IDEA WHY

this is why we all think Grian’s gonna betray them

GRIAN’S SHEER PANIC WHEN GETTING ATTACKED BY THE ENDERMAN MY MAN WAS LOSING HIS MIND

everyone is so nonchalant about reds this season 

Zombiecleo watches her children make poor decisions for 40 minutes

Cleo packing snacks for Bdubs and Scar and then sending them to be supervised elsewhere is so funny

sending them to Etho was probably not a great idea though considering Team Ties need supervision themselves 

they don’t have any which is why they’re constantly going off the rails

LMAO CLEO OVERHEARD TEAM BITES ENTIRE CONVERSATION

I LOVE THE SUBTITLES THAT CLEO PUTS IN HER VIDEOS THEY’RE SO FUNNY

ooooooooh Bdubs is in troubleeeeee

it really does feel like he’s being scolded by his mother LMAO

Scar really decided to make up a whole ass holiday and not tell anyone else on the server except for his family and only to give them presents

BDUBS WHAT DO YOU MEAN ETHO STARTED SMOKING HELLO???

love how aware Cleo is of whatever the fuck is going on with Bdubs and Etho throughout the life series

THE ENDERMAN ARE REALLY GOING OFF THIS SESSION

honestly i think Cleo dislikes Team Ties because of Etho and Etho specifically, like she seems pretty chill with Tango

“if you’re gonna be an absent father could you at least be absent” GOES SO HARD HOLY SHIT CLEO GO OFF QUEEN

Bdubs is so close to being disowned by his family

CLEO AND SCAR KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT BDUBS IS ABOUT TO BE BOOGEY KILLED AND SAYING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HIM

whelp Team Bites is dead

THE AWKWARD FAMILY DINNER OH MY FUCKING GOD

“Bdubs, how was your day?” Etho asks fully aware that his teammate blew Bdubs up because of Boogey and a two season long grudge

“This episode is weirder than the one with the fever” IT REALLY IS

ETHO DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH WHEN BDUBS PLACED THAT TNT DOWN MANS JUST CARRYING ON AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED

“wth is this dynamic?” YOU TELL ME CLEO YOU’RE THE ONE PLAYING INTO IT DON’T ACT LIKE YOU AREN’T

mom and dad are fighting

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING CATCH WITH A TNT MINECART WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM 

“sometimes children only learn the hard way” THEY NEVER LEARN

i don’t even think Etho was trying to kill them, all of them are just insane

this is the reason that skizzle didn’t go red first, THIS IS THE REASON

Etho is definitely losing the custody battle

CLEO’S PANIC UPON HEARING SCAR’S ABOUT TO GO RED

i’m getting flashbacks with “the red army rises” goddammit

what the fuck is wrong with Skizz

In conclusion, next session is gonna be WILD

#team ties are slowly also becoming theatre kids #actually they're just crazy #same thing #this session was fun though #the next one is gonna go off the rails #i'm slightly worried #limited life spoilers #limited life smp #limited life #24lsmp #limlsmp #traffic life smp #traffic life series #team ties #clockers #bad bois #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #zombiecleo #bdubs #goodtimeswithscar #ethoslab #skizzleman #grian #joel smallishbeans #judge judy and executioner

[dragonflavoredcake]

Cub: To remember how many feet there are in a mile, you just have to use five tomatoes. Cub: Because five to-mate-oes sounds like five-two-eight-oh and there's 5280 feet in a mile Xisuma: To remember how many meters there are in a kilometer, you just remember 1000, because the standard system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice—

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #cubfan #cubfan135 #xisuma #xisumavoid #warden wranglers #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[pixiemage]

Something about Jimmy getting all nervous about Tango’s warden plan is so funny to me like - look at this face

Sir you’re talking to the Ravager Wrangler. Tango’s an expert, it’s fiiiiine. He’s got ✨experience✨ in this field

#Double Life SMP #DLsmp #Team Rancher #Solidarity Gaming #Jimmy Solidarity #TangoTek

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Hear me out ok so TangoTek - wrangler of Ravagers and Wardens - gets Jimmy a Ravager for a mount. Like in place of a horse he has a Ravager to garner him more respect or maybe even fear?? A concept???

#shadow says a thing #now if only you could ride ravagers :( #empires smp #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #empires x hermitcraft

[finncomet]

mighty, Settra (6"7)... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds.... and many more

#fnbgshjFgbhdfnhn #thats #quite a name there #finn post #finn to face #anonymous #ask

[sunbentsky-archived]

Hi hello 🤠 I have a solid chunk of my new muse list figured out, but I'm on the fence about a couple of muses, some old that didn't see much interaction and some brand new. Here's the provisory list, with the last two groups being the ones I'm uncertain about. So, please help a fella decide and vote on this poll with which muses you'd like to see. You can select as many as you like, but I'll go with the top choices. Thank you!! 🧡

NOT GOING ANYWHERE EVEN IF I WANTED THEM TO:

Saskia - canon, the witcher

Letho - canon, the witcher

Oles - oc, the witcher

Villen - canon, the witcher

Bogdan - oc, red dead redemption / western

Ecaterina - oc, red dead redemption / western

HAVEN'T DONE A LOT WITH THEM BUT THEY'RE AROUND:

Myr - semi-canon, the witcher

Raymond - oc, fandomless / western

Ursule - oc, fallout: new vegas

Fred - oc, the outer worlds

Legion - canon, mass effect

IDK IF I SHOULD BRING THEM BACK:

Kaska Tomicka - oc, the witcher | dwarf, artist, fabric dyer, painter, art and literary forger

Mercer - oc, fandomless | hacker, DYI bio enthusiast, biopunk, organ harvester

Sidney - oc, fandomless | salvage diver, pirate, fence, con artist, ordinary thief, the soul of a magpie

Felix Millstone - canon, the outer worlds | dockhand, rebel without a cause, big-time dreamer, sportsball fan

Jolly Shepard - oc, mass effect | lieutenant-commander, spectre, butcher of torfan, savior of the fuckin' galaxy, overworked, dead woman walking

Nika Kader - oc, dragon age | dwarf, ex-general of orzammar's army, ex-queen consort to king endrin aeducan, mother of prince bhelen aeducan, would-be usurper, grey warden, warden-commander of ferelden

Rory Amell - oc, dragon age | human but barely so, blood mage, necromancer, goth, mortalitasi, arch-mistress of the mourn watch, sometimes the hero of ferelden

NEW FACES / POTENTIAL ADDITIONS:

Mike Haywood - oc, far cry 5 | musician and composer, member of project at eden's gate, devoted to faith, angel "herder" and "mc" (he's in charge of the music which controls faith's angels), almost an angel himself

Maddie Kouvatsou - oc, far cry 5 | singer and bass player, repentant sinner (allegedly), ex-member of project at eden's gate, one of the young women who took on the mantle of "faith seed" before rachel jessop, deemed unfit for the role

Sinclair Stoyanov - oc, far cry 5 | prizefighter, boxer, animal liberation front activist,  mama's boy, eden's gate brawler, not a chosen, not a vip, just some guy, although he'd appreciate the promotion, ironically, vegan

Will Douglas - oc, fandomless | zoologist (herpetologist), gator wrangler, wildlife rehabilitator, guitar player, rowdy cowboy without a horse

Arthur Morgan - canon, red dead redemption | you know him, we all know him

#psa #updates #posting this at the ass crack of dawn as always but i'll throw it in the queue a couple of times #i know it's a lot but guess what. lots of love in my heart and thoughts in my head 😔

[corinne-eaglebridge-sso]

In order to interconnect further:

- Drop your OC’s Druid circle and any specific apprenticeships they’re doing if applicable (I.e. wild warden, Pandoria explorer, artisan, critter wrangler)

- Where did your OC learn to ride?

- Did they move to a different place in Jorvik at some point? If yes, where were they first? (I.e. childhood home)

- Do they compete and if yes, in what discipline (and do they compete with a pony or a horse)

- Any other things that could form connections?

Let’s see some Druid colleagues, lessonmates, childhood friends, and rivals in here!

#sso #ssoblr #my posts