I like to imagine that Crowley is responsible for some of the worlds most famous alien sightings
When thoughts of extraterrestrial life began circulating with humans his first thought was 'Well shit, if only. I mean, I helped make THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE you'd think more of it would have been used.'
But then it turned into being so extremely amused by the possible chaos that he began appearing to hapless guys in the plains as a little grey man. He'd project illusions of UFOs into the sky over villages. He'd bury crazy wired shit in tombs or with a snap of a finger modify an already ancient mural to include a suspicious object or alien on it.
Eventually he started getting really into setting up elaborate hoaxes, miracleing government instruments to pick up strange signals and what have you.
He justified it to hell by saying it was a great way to make people question Gods existence and sow doubt- but really he was getting a huge kick out of seeing people FREAK out. It also in an adjacent way made some folks more interested in space in general, which always made him secretly happy.
He's responsible for the Kenneth Arnold UFO sighting, for the Roswell Incident, the Belgian Wave, the Westall Encounter, and a TON of others. In the modern day the fruits of his labor are totally realized and there are endless podcasts, TV shows, online forums and conventions all centered around aliens.
He's not responsible for EVERYTHING but most of the famous and credible ones are products of his effort.
He stays up at night watching videos about aliens, many of the famous 'species' being funky little guys that HE designed. Hes kicking his legs and cackling the whole time, nothing quite amuses him more and in so many ways he's also sort of flattered. He loves it.
Now like most of his big projects he gets duped by his own creation. There are plenty of sightings that have nothing to do with him and some species that he didn't invent. He found himself getting sucked into the podcasts. The interviews with ex-government employees. The crunchy videos of blurry flying triangles and lights.
At one point he starts thinking 'well you know i wasn't in charge of ALL of space... Some other angel could've slipped something in another galaxy.. or even by accident made conditions sustainable for life by just evolution... Politicians are the easiest to corrupt in my experience too so I wouldn't be surprised if theyre hiding something 🤨'
Though Aziraphael doesn't technically like that people are getting tricked or possibly traumatized by the sometimes terrifying illusions, he is always very complimentary of Crowleys creativity and overall supports his 'hobby'.
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Scott said he's a dom top.
Genuinely not PG. Youtube get clickbaity, but you, my dear tumblr, get that SCOTT SAID HE’S A DOM TOP and I bet you a 10 blue checkmarks this is not a gag. Look at his fucking face. he is NOT JOKING. there’s the clearly jokes scott jokes, the ones you can’t tell, and then there’s “oh no he’s just speaking the truth". He is excited to have an opportunity to overshare. You watch bdubs in 2017 saying he’s a well-hung dilf, I mean he had to say that, right?. Scott? Scott wants us to know he’s a dom top, and. It's not like I’m *surprised* but Martyn is my blockperson of the day for his response, omg.
(~transcript under the cut)
Seriously you can SEE scott was waiting for someone else to say something so he could just make it really fucking clear to thousands of people that yes he means that literally he does wish he was in someone’s butt, no it wasn't a random joke. Scott.
Do we collectively know this kind of thing, in a clearly non-joking way, about anyone in 1) this general pg-ish crowd 2) minecrafters in general.
(more ramblings and ~transript below the cut)
like this isn’t causing me any problems, y’know, but god damn is this a lot to take in (heh heh). I watched it so many times to do all the editing I did and it still fucks me up sometimes. SCOTT S SMAJOR, what would we do without you. Imagine the ecosystem with no scott. With no mcc?
Why did i put so much work into this one? IDK but I learned new things doing it. Since i did captions, here is a transcript/summary
[Before the clip starts martyn listed off who was online, which involved saying smajor.]
Eloise: smajoooor
Martyn: smajor
Eloise (proud of herself) smajor pain in my butt!
[people endorse this joke]
Scott: I wish I was a smajor pain in someone’s butt
[martyn missed what he said, the other two make shocked sounds]
E: oh me oh my
[Scott is laughing too much to be coherent]
[martyn asked what he missed, just heard the outpour of disgust]
[scott says it again.]
[martyn cocks his head and says “fair.”]
[a brief pause]
Eloise: valid scott, never hide that about yourself
Scott (smugly): i am a top.
Scott (still smug): a dom top.
Eloise: ok maybe we should hide things about ourself actually
Martyn: I woulda called switch, actually
[eloise mutes to shout]
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