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[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

#class war #class warfare #classism #vultures #property investors #we buy ugly houses #homevestors

[rosalesbeausderholle]

People would call you communist for this (lol) but the solution for the housing crisis we have all over is to set a minimum and maximum price per square meter that you can rent/sell a place for and that maximum price per meter should be adjusted so that it never exceeds a specific reasonable percentage of local salaries. Also, governments should be tougher on places not being fit to rent. No, you shouldn't be able to rent anything less than 45m² as 'a flat', that's either a room or a storage unit.

#liveblogging my life #the actual communist answer is that we shouldn't have to pay for housing or food at all #and if we want to go on vacation there should be communal resorts that people can stay and do activities in #but since that's utopian and far-fetched #something else that i would do is to implement this same policies for food prices #food prices shouldn't be able to rise padt a certain amount #also each person should only be able to own 2-3 properties max #taking into account both stuff you buy and stuff you inherit #(idk how you factor split inheritances into that but we'd work it out) #and you should only be able to rent out one of them btw #and your rental income is split 50/50 with your local government AFTER taxes #no hoarding that money to yourself you hand some of it over to the community #you shouldn't be able to be a landlord like as a job #it should be like a side hustle that brings you some extra cash a month #but it's not able to buy you a whole house or several #oh there should also be a cap on the number of rental properties per town that are allowed to be rented out to tourists #anyway vote for me

[bitchthefuck1]

In case anyone else has the brain worm that makes them want exact details anytime people talk numbers, in Too Much Birthday the offer to buy Kendall out says that he has 12,904,663 shares of Waystar (worth ~2bil at $156/share), so assuming he didn't sell any stock after that and also that Shiv and Roman all had an equal stake, which the show implies, that means that when they sell the company at $192/share in the finale, each of the siblings gets just under $2.5 billion, half of it in Gojo stock, not counting whatever they inherit from Logan.

#this is way higher than the combined 3 bil they say they said they'd have when they're trying to buy Pierce but the deal is #a 50/50 stock cash split so that doesn't factor in the $$$ they'd get in gojo stock plus its before ATN is valued in #i did some googling earlier out of curiosity but all of the articles/posts about their actual net worths either use old info #or guesstimate the number of shares the kids have based on other things the show tells us or are just straight up #inaccurate even to the info they had and none of them actually used the pretty significant info we get in that doc #their actual net worths are obviously a bit higher than this since we know they own property and it doesn't account for any #other investments or what they may have inherited from Logan (which also likely includes more stock) but waystar stock is #definitely the majority of what they have value wise so the only unknown that would make their net worths significantly #higher than this (when the scale is billions) is any stock they may have inherited from logan #succession #roman roy #shiv roy #kendall roy #connor roy #siobhan roy

[magneticflower]

I just imagined the crows playing monopoly and I cannot stop laughing

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz and nina would already start bickering over who gets to be the banker until inej is like #'why would we let either of you be the banker ; you're the biggest cheaters we know' #eventually everyone is accused of being capable of cheating except wylan and matthias but matthias gets to be banker because #they don't trust jesper to not convince wylan to help him whilst matthias is too righteous to help nina #90% of the game is kaz and nina trying to screw each other over whilst inej is quietly buying up all the railroads #jesper keeps landing in jail and it's hilarious to everyone but him #wylan promises he'll visit #kaz keeps stealing money from the bank and matthias is none the wiser #ironically nina attempts to do the same but kaz calls her out and another bickering match ensues #where nina tries to prove kaz stole but it's too no avail #the game will last all night #kaz does win btw 'cause he cons matthias out of his good properties and builds like crazy

[xcziel]

oh i forgot to give the tuesday new release roundup huh

new john sandford thriller 'judgement prey'

yet another "danielle steel" book - 4th this year i think?

jordan peele's black authored horror-writing anthology is out: 'out there screaming'

sir patrick stewart memoir! 'making it so'

and awesome new music photo book! 'll cool j presents the streets win: 50 years of hiphop greatness' - this looks like an incredible gift book but i didn't get a chance to crack one open yet

book five of lore olympus graphic novel series in paperback

new kerri maniscalco adult novel set in her teen kingdom of the wicked verse - like tracy wolff she's branching out of ya: 'throne of the fallen'

hmmm what else ... new big hardcover d&d book 'lore & legends': quote "an illustrated history of the beloved fifth edition through artwork, interviews, and visual ephemera"

michael lewis has another business book out (he wrote the big short and liar's poker) 'going infinite'

oh also taylor lorenz's 'extremely online' finally hit the shelf

did i mention that 'chalice of the gods', the new rick riordan percy jackson book, came out last week?

#tuesday new releases #we don't talk about releases from the bigoted transphobe's media property sorry #excited about the hiphop book bc of the hyperfixation: imagining hiphop heads going through it makes me happy #so many things are gonna be out every week from now til xmas and idk what people prioritize #if anybody reads these updates let me know if you have an area you care more about lol #still tempted to do a 'new in horror' roundup post just for the season bc of awad's 'rouge' and canas' vampires of el norte' #also moreno-garcia's 'silver nitrate' #even if you don't buy hardcovers you can ask for them at the library!

[seaslugsims]

bro we got a landlord pack coming out? aren't the micro-transactions enough capitalism for one game? tf is this? monopoly?

#yay we get to evict a single mother of four on food stamps in game! #gonna gentrify the sims #buy all the properties and then sell them for more than their worth thus raising rent in all of the neighborhood!!!!!! #hey gotta add the realism i guess?

[hyperspacial]

Now that NFTs are dead, can we all direct our hatred towards commercial real estate investors?

#im convinced its the same thing as nfts /j #but really buying properties that you didnt build and wont manage and dont do business out of but you 'own' it #plus the whole gentrification and classism and fueling the rental crisis and not providing any value #ALSO its very much a grift economy just like nfts #like we work with TWO (2) dudes whose entire business is buying properties then running seminars where they convince people #that commercial real estate is basically a get rich quick scheme then they sell those same properties to the people at the seminars #for a significant markup from what they bought. thats so fucking evil. #this is probably more of a vent post because my job Sucks and real estate is A Scam

[1eos]

and are the black oppressors in the room with us rn? no an annoying tweet doesn't count

#the focus is always on trying to find a way to get at the niggers not addressing the real facilitators of imperialism 😭😭😭 #you could talk abt how anyone who buys into the american dream of terrorizing the world is a problem regardless of race #but acting like being poor and murdered daily in america is oppressing anyone is ....😭😭😭😭 #most black ppl die never owning a lick of property 😭 we can't oppress nothing but each other maybe?

[acollectiveofeightythousandrats]

Fobblegunk here.

I heard you were running out of pinot noir. Good news! I "happened upon" several hundred crates of the stuff. All tested and high quality.

I've sent some to you as a token of my thanks for last week's "outing" where we "socialised with higher members of society". I rather enjoyed talking to Elon Musk with you and I'm rather glad we "convinced" him to part with all of that money.

Anyway, I'm rambling. Hope you are all well as always. Same time next week?

Oh my dear sweet fobble. More Pinot! We were running at dangerously low capacity, and had to switch to tap water to survive these last few days. I cannot thank you enough.

As for our outing, us rats that joined you were delighted with the outcome. I’m very happy we “peacefully departed” with the fortunes of such a “reputable businessman”.

If you happen to be interested in another grand and illustrious (DEFINITELY NOT A HEIST) may I suggest the Nestle hq? Your dear estranged half cousin thrice removed in law Gobblefunk got into trouble with some kitkat counterfeiters and we wouldn’t want the Big Chocolate Company Who Has Absolutely Committed No Atrocities to think they were one of the choco-criminals.

Thanks again for the help pal. Happy to share a glass of the white stuff (apple juice) anytime!

Much love,

The Rat Collective

#P.S Susan from Corporate made sure to delete the security camera footage #we are no longer banned from that casino #also the ratbassador is trying to buy some property #any advice on a good place?

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[37q]

i consider the handouts my FIL gives us for insane household emergencies (dishwasher broke, garbage disposal broke) an investment in the resale value of our property for the future... economic endeavors heh between the three of us

#damn right he wants us to own higher equity. hes gonna use that for property we buy later

[vaulttecvevo]

we got creatures crawling about in the empty apartment above us

last month we caught a mouse, now my dad heard smth much larger walking around, but we were just up there and all the windows and doors are locked and nothing inside is disturbed

#this is sort of good bc it lowers the property value and we would like to buy it from the current owners but realestate prices are insane

[shih-coulda-had-it]

Okay but can we have AFO attempting to comfort this very lonely (even if it's his fault) man?

he's not very good at it. wc: 910, using the "gran torino dated all for one, broke up with him, and was abruptly blindsided by his ex's decision to obliterate nana" set-up. tw for alcohol (plus, y'know, afo's yandere take on the relationship)

//

When Toshinori was packed off to the States, he boxed up his entire life inside Sorahiko’s apartment and stacked the cardboard cubes inside the closet. The sheets were laundered, the surfaces of his desk and dresser wiped clean; after Toshinori started wheeling his luggage to the car, Sorahiko peeked inside the spare bedroom and realized that Toshinori didn’t plan on living with him after Gran Torino gave the all-clear.

It hurt more than he expected, but really, Toshinori’s intentions made total sense.

All Might needed flexibility in movement, and privacy from nagging eyes. Sorahiko--too aware of what a hyperactive young man could dream of--would always feel like he needed to rein in the kid’s enthusiasm.

So it didn’t matter, the fact that Toshinori expected to move out the second he came back home to Japan.

Sorahiko still took the first opportunity to shrug on his wool-collared leather jacket, jam his feet into sturdy laced boots, and make a beeline for a local bar. The crowd was pathetic for this time of night, but for right now, he was more interested in the liquors offered than a companionable shoulder.

He tapped the chipped wood, ordered a glass of straight Suntory whiskey, and looked at the sole television mounted on the wall. The channel was set to baseball. Judging by the lack of attentive watchers, it was likely the bartender’s decision.

“No ice?” the bartender checked.

“None,” he said, and slid over his credit card to start a tab.

Gratifyingly, the bartender didn’t bother to start a conversation with Sorahiko. He left him alone, and so did the other patrons, who deemed his presence unremarkable (maybe even tolerable, since Sorahiko wasn’t going to be a rowdy customer) and returned to their quiet conversations, if they weren’t stewing in their own silences.

Sorahiko had never been a heavy drinker, and he couldn’t afford to social-drink at all with Toshinori living in his spare room. Not that he ever liked social-drinking either. He went once, with his U.A. colleagues, a few weeks before Nana died--it’d been loud, and Sorahiko hadn’t been able to maintain a good buzz.

He took his time with the whiskey, and let himself sink into his seat. Shoulders slumped, eyes half-lidded, and attention drifting, Sorahiko failed to react in a timely manner as a huge presence loomed over his shoulder.

“Torino Sorahiko,” said his least favorite ex in the world.

Sorahiko attempted to glass the bastard, but Shigaraki Hisashi caught his wrist and eased the tumbler from his white-knuckled grasp. Things were still syrup-slow around him; the instinctive rush to injure Hisashi had subsided, and now Sorahiko struggled to make sense of his surroundings.

“You,” he said, faltering. “What are you doing here?”

Hisashi sniffed at the contents of the emptied glass, and gestured for a refill. The bartender hadn’t batted an eyelash at the violence, and in fact hurried to serve Hisashi two generous helpings of the alcohol.

“I’m here,” Hisashi said gently, “because I heard a little bird had flown the coop.”

There was a hand curved on the nape of Sorahiko’s neck, a possessive heat bleeding into his skin. This hand had killed Nana. It hadn’t even gotten bloody. He shuddered under its hold, the air in his lungs rattling as he exhaled.

“I won’t touch him. I promise you that.”

“You shouldn’t be able to,” said Sorahiko, hoarse. He’d made sure of it. The identity, the transcripts, the tuition payments--Sorahiko had scrubbed the records and his money as clean as he could get it. What connection existed between Toshinori and Nana? Between Toshinori and Sorahiko, even?

“Well, you make a tempting dare, but nevertheless. Here. For your nerves, dear.”

Sorahiko numbly accepted the refilled glass. He kept his eyes off Hisashi, focusing instead on the pale liquor, and twitched as Hisashi leaned in.

“Drink,” said Hisashi. “It’s on me.”

“I’m not going to have sex while drunk off my ass,” said Sorahiko.

“We’re celebrating! Or are we mourning? What do parents do, when faced with an empty nest, Sorahiko?” Hisashi lifted his own tumbler and clinked it against Sorahiko’s, encouragingly. “I’m here to offer you company. However you’d like.”

“I want you out of my life.”

“And abandon you to suffer a lonely future? Sorahiko, please. I’m the only one you have left, you know. The only one who cares where you go, what you do…” Hisashi drained his drink and set it down, reached over and firmly directed Sorahiko to turn his head and meet the gleaming crimson eyes, alight in their victory.

“For someone who killed my best friend,” Sorahiko seethed, “you’re awfully confident about your reception.”

“I know you,” said Hisashi, sly. “You like to think of yourself as an unyielding force of nature, Gran Torino, but every storm has its break. You’ll forgive your loved ones any transgressions. So take the drink, my dear, and rest easy.”

Sorahiko bared his teeth in a snarl, raised his drink to knock away the hand cradling his jaw, and had a measured sip. He wasn’t stupid enough to match Hisashi’s enthusiasm. When he set the glass (over two-thirds full) down, Hisashi was eyeing him with rueful affection.

He would never be strong enough to kill All for One on his own. Hopefully, Toshinori found the States to be a productive experience.

“If you’re not going to leave,” Sorahiko said, “then have the decency to buy some snacks.”

Hisashi smiled. “Whatever you need, my dear.”

#bnha #afohiko #all for one #gran torino #torino sorahiko #shih.txt #asks #anon #i hit an art block so i decided to chip away at my writing block #afo is ecstatic about a successful date #gran torino proceeds to sell his nice apartment #and bolts to his hometown to buy some shit property #toshinori comes home years later and torino picks him up at the airport #'haha uhhh torino sensei where are we going' #'torino sensei why are we turning in to a rundown apt building' #'sir i don't think this building is up to code' #'WE LIVE HERE NOW?!?! THE WHOLE PROPERTY IS FENCED OFF'

[threadbaresweater]

Filling out paperwork for banks and job applications and insurance stuff as a musician is like-

Are you currently employed? Yes.

Full or part time? .....well, I mean...full time if you count all the gigs and the part time non-music job

Who is your employer (and they only give you space for one) .....uhhh. which one?

What is your hourly rate? ....again, I'm not sure which job to tell you about here (so I just pick one)

#on a kind of unrelated note- my property taxes and homeowners insurance went through the roof this renewal period #how do people it? #building big houses and buying expensive cars #we don't make BAD money but we're always reaching for that next paycheck. i am TIRED.

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