#we peed!

[slavicafire]

it is such a wonderful feeling, to come home to your own place and your cosy bed and your little kitty cat after spending time with your loud and messy family. changed into my favourite pyjamas, lit my favourite candles, sat down to drink coffee and watch something with the love of my life - before the weight of the world and every day nonsense returns.

there is only one issue here: after three days with my family, even though I am so happy to be home, I miss my little brother so, so much. spending time with him is always the highlight of every family gathering and these holidays were especially amazing, and I am just very sad that he's not here now and I have to text him instead of being able to go into the room next to mine to smack him across his stupid little head for no reason

#żmija gada #we nearly peed ourselves thrice from laughing and my stomach still hurts from that #he is the light of my life and the hope of my heart and the purpose of my existence and a stupid little fucker whom I love so so much

[puppyeared]

Jitterbug

#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it #and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago #bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o) #well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall #im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot #i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing???? #i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T #because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks #at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better #its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh #in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats #mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year #i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o) #THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o( #yapping #my art #myart #doodles #personal #diary

[disfrutalakia]

Also the kitty that we rescued is doing well! He is still a bit suspicious of his surroundings but he is good and staying with us safely

His name for now is Machiato <3

#we are not sure if we are keeping him #but we will take care of him until he is on an age that he can he adopted #also he peed on me today so it's going greag

[lilyharvord]

Mare sure was talking a big game in War Storm about how she didn't care about Cal Tiberias for someone who wouldn't stop looking at him in every situation she could.

You say you're over him, but you just happened to notice that his boots were polished and that he was wearing the new winter collection of the Calore wardrobe? Okay girl whatever you say.

Not to mention she went out of her way twice (2x, otra vez), to tell two powerful people who make important decision that he has to live by the end. Like sure girl, you're over him, we believe you 🙄

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #mare barrow #cal calore #marecal #listen everyone else knew she would tear the world apart of if anything happened to him #the only person who didn't know that was Mare #and maybe Cal #he was busy being a love sick kicked puppy though #he really was like the puppy that peed on the rug and mare chucked him outside into the rain #and he just sat at the glass door giving her puppy eyes until she literally sighed super loudly and brought him back in #toweled him off and everything #and then let him sleep on the bed that night #like sure girl #you're over him #we believe you #farley rolled her eyes into the back of her head any time they were in a room together

[mushramoo]

just asked what jerma would do w my roommate if u redeemed channel points on his stream and we mutually agreed he would spawn in your house and do the pizza tower scream

#I’m crying #we laughed so hard we almost peed #jerma #jerma985 #twitch #he can’t be real #birch rambles

[doulayogimama]

People that know about potty training: do I need this “lined” potty underwear or should I just go for straight up underwear? Wouldn’t the lined ones be kinda like a pull up?

I do not want her to feel the same padded sensation as a diaper, I feel like that would make her confused.

Experiences? Opinions? Please help me 😂

#when we get back to Miami it’s serious potty training time #She peed on the potty 2-3 times per day #but we gotta amp it up

[kazieka]

when u were young and at family gatherings and the kids were all playing upstairs and someone got hurt or started crying and you had to go downstairs and locate the correct adult and whisper the situation into their ear it felt like this

#lindsey shut up #mr. president we have reports that Karlie peed herself

[egberts]

the vet has callie now, it's super busy in here and they don't let you go back to the room with your animal. she's a really big scaredy cat and I'm worried they've just got her back there so scared 😭 like where are they keeping her when the vet isn't examining her? I want to know

#she peed all over her carrier and me when we were in the car and she hasnt peed on somebody like that since she was a baby #callieupdates

[hazard-and-friends]

calling vet tomorrow to ask AGAIN to check for a UTI, no this is not normal puppy peeing this is insane

#breeder agrees this is nuts #she's peed 27 times today. probably 28 or 29 by the time we go to bed. #house training #i am SO tired #she mostly sleeps through the night but i am fucking. constantly. always on. #the most break i get is a) the 90 min period midday when she naps and b) in between classes at work #which is like. ok.

[abirddogmoment]

New area rugs finally arrived!!!!

#dogblr #maverick #im sooooo happy ive been waiting for them to arrive for WEEKS #we need to keep area rugs down because were in an apartment #and also i genuinely like area rugs #these are to replace the one i bought on marketplace and the ones that have been peed on #(puppies - beloathed) #i didnt edit these photos beyond cropping because i didnt want to mess the colours up

[wehelddarkness]

Louis put Nirvana’s Territorial Pissings in his tour bus playlist and I’m

#AHSJAKPASDKJSKALPSDKD #LOUIS MAKING SURE WE DON'T FORGET HARRY PEED ON HIM

[milflewis]

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#in a strange place today and i need to put this somewhere. i do not have a journal yet. this is it #my grandad was diagnosed with dementia years ago and the grandad i have now is often unrecognisable from the one i grew up with #and while this like isn’t fun and it is strange for him to look at me and not know me more times than he does. it has also been kind of l #lovely? #bc he thinks my granny is still alive so whenever i get to go see him i get to pretend she is too. and she is for a minute. and tho i am #glad she went before him. it is nice to say oh i’m popping in to see her after this grandad and talk about her like she’s hasn’t been gone #since i’ve been ten. my dad has spoken more to him in the last five years than he has his whole life #he was not an easy man. he was loud and friendly and hard working and funny and scary but not easy. in ways he is even #harder now. in others he is easier. #he is more of a child. this is what dementia can do to a brain. we are learning things about his childhood that no one alive has ever spoken #about. that no one knew. my dad doesn’t love him more now but he understands him better #my grandad taught me how to drive a tractor and how to fish through my dad and he has not recognised me in over a year and he #hasn’t walked since he broke his pelvis seven years ago and his muscles are nearly all gone. he is a fraction of the size he used to be. his #personality and body took up my childhood like adults on the screen in cartoons. he hasn’t dressed himself in a decade. he told one of the #nurses that after dinner he wanted ice cream plain like herself and nearly peed when she laughed and told him to fuck off #he is in there. he is himself. i know him. but he isn’t. he doesn’t know me but he allows me to tell him how to ppl he knows are doing. he #still somehow trusts me. we talk a lot about my granny and how she stayed up watching tv again last night so she’s tired today. don’t stay #long when you call in to see her? #whenever we would journey to see him and my granny and get in v late he’d ask us if we wanted apple tart and my granny would say michael. #not ur kids. u can’t parent them. he didn’t know my name yesterday but he asked me if i wanted apple tart #i hope he dies soon. for all that i will miss this. miss my dad having this. he would not want to live like this. it wouldntbe living to him

[djservo]

Hi, i just wanted to know (if it wasn’t already answered) but do have a way to read Joaquin and Sergio story in order ? (I'm invested in the drama and i'm using the hastags but it gets complicated)

omg HI yeah the first post is here & I'm pretty sure I have the prev/next links on every post so hopefully it's easy to follow OR you can read chronologically here if that's more your speed :-)

#TWO YEARS AGO I just peed myself . #it's pretty rough & incoherent at the start but we had fun we had a laugh we were drinking a lot more !! LOL #there's also some fun stuff in the 'b roll' tag + anons I got (tagged 'asks') when I actively posted Sigh it was such a time #asks #between U + Me I've been working on a revamp for awhile now so idk bros 2.0 in 2024 maybe. just between us girls (gender neutral) tho

[goirlsandmentalturmoils]

people are always like "you wouldnt get radiation poisoning in the reactor pool because all the radiation is at the bottom"

my sibling in sodom, you will sink to the bottom of the pool because someone is going to shoot you for going in

that being said, im gonna go in

#reactor #nuclear reactor #swimming pool #forbidden pool #do you think anyone would notice if someone peed in here #spent fuel pool #sippy sippy #big sippy #slurp #sip #we could kill all of 4chan if we made belle delphine take a shit in one of these

[starscelly]

..

#ive been very lucky in that the last family member i remember passing away was when i was like 6 #like i’ve never really known any of them since #but my cat is dying from a really aggressive form of cancer #and probably only has a month at most #and now i’m having to go through this with my best friend #we got her right before christmas in 2015 #or maybe 14 #because our cat went missing and a man reached out thinking she was her #and she very clearly wasn’t #but the guy couldn’t take care of her so we took her home because we could #and she’s been my best friend basically since then #she’s always been there for me through the worst years of my life #she’s never left my side #when we took her home that first day she peed on me in the car lol #she still doesn’t like leaving the house #even though she used to beg outside of a gas station before us #and last night on the way to the hospital she peed on me again #so i guess it’s full circle in that way lol #idk what to do #we can’t see her until tomorrow #so i just have to sit here and act like my best friend isn’t dying #delete later #yap yap yapping #you don’t need to reach out or respond or anything i just. need to vent and i’ve exhausted everywhere else and i feel bad messaging friends

[sweet-potatoo]

My little cryptid ❤️

#baby fart #he peed on my mattress because we left him home for a week while on holiday #with his cat sitter obv #whom he loves #but still #he’s lucky he’s cute #me