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lewishamiltonstuff · 8 months
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Time to bring this back
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wildflowergirlie · 3 months
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huge shoutout to the MCAP (maryland comprehensive assesment program) this year for possibly making the written portion a narrative writing. y'all may not think this is huge, but let me explain:
there are always two stories in the MCAP. literally in the words of my ELA teacher, if there is a narrative writing portion or it is narrative writing, it would be combining those two stories (like if two of the characters met or something).
therefore, we are going to be practicing narrative writing in the classroom to prepare for it, and look at combining stories and exploring characters by writing about them.
so basically schools are teaching kids how to write fanfiction. thank you Maryland for this opportunity. now whenever my parents ask me what I'm doing I can literally just say practicing for the MCAP. this is so funny to me I can't even explain it but it just is I love Maryland.
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chalkrub · 1 year
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svanhildr my beloved
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amielot · 3 months
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This convo was inspired by the lovely @arialerendeair <3<3<3
I need to update the character height chart, cause Unity is.. very short next to Dream.
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Unity: "Have you considered that nice people exist?"
Dream: "pfft! sounds fake."
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jennyfromthebes · 7 months
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anyone else think something's wrong with them something's snapped on wrong maybe permanently or is it just me and the guy from the mountain goats
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fishblings · 2 months
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Fairy Godmother!Tinky from @dollarstoreartsupplies 's Cinderella AU which you can read here! The second Tinky in a dress was mentioned, I KNEW I had to draw it. I love how messed up Tinky is in this au, and I live in fear of what will happen to Peter in the next chapter
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hermitcraft-8 · 5 months
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arsonistmoth · 28 days
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A h. Since people seemed to like my 'PEELED' boy from the easter drawing I suppose its only fair to share with yall my version of lamb- They do not remember their original name, it was lost a long time ago to the sands of time. But their chosen name is Bell. They remember a few things about life before the mass sheep murder and one such thing is the story of a little lamb who became like the beasts that killed his mother, growing into something neither beast nor ram with only a Bell tied round his neck to remind him of the past (lmao if yall get this ref to an old story/ animated short film goOD ON YA) They think it's a fitting name. For they are no longer mortal nor are they wholly a god when they pick it. Then they grow into their new role as death itself and well, the name just sticks. They are the gentle tolling of the bell and the shepherd of the dying. (this extra bitch also makes horn bangles out of Toww's chains cuz thats what you apparently do for your husband.) This lamb prefers Axes and g u n. They also will sass you to high heaven.
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cthulhusstepmom · 10 months
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"Simon, come in."
Ghost isn't quite sure why Price had called him to his office. He's been downright docile this past while. Between his new bond with Hugo, his deepening relationship with Soap, and a mild injury to his shoulder, he's been spending most of his time parked on base whittling away the hours before the next mission.
He takes a seat in one of the Captain's mismatched chairs. Price takes a long drag of his cigar and Ghost tilts his chin, responding in kind.
"There's no easy way to say this son..." He pauses as if he's weighing his words. "I'm glad that you and Soap are getting close. And I support it I do this isn't about that."
He'd be a hypocrite if it was, Ghost thinks, and Nikolai would be inconsolable.
"Guess It's best to just to come out and say it..." Simon tilts his head in question.
"You can't buy sex toys on the company card."
If he'd been drinking anything it would be splattered up the inside of his mask.
"Fucking what??"
"I can see the receipts son and so can the MPO." His Captain's lips are pulled back in an uncomfortable grimace.
"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about cap." He leans back in his chair, arms crossed defiantly. All that shit was on his personal card.
"I'm not judging you or your decisions Simon I just can't justify it as a business expense."
"Can I at least see the receipt? Bit unfair not to show a man what he's accused of innit?"
Solemnly, Price shuffles through a stack of papers on his desk; holding out the printed off the email notification from the military post office when he finds it.
Simon takes the page with no small incredulity, scanning it over with a careful eye.
"Fuck my Pink Princess is here? That was a bitch to get through customs."
If possible, Price's face screws up more.
"I don't want details Simon, just your word that it won't happen again."
"Price it's a Philodendron."
"I'm shocked and appalled that you think I'd know what that is."
Ignoring the complaints of his scandalized Captain, Simon reaches for the small box on the desk, producing a knife to carefully slit the tape. All the while ignoring the increasingly vocal complaints coming from the other side of the desk.
"I don't want to see it son, it's none of my business what you get up to behind closed doors just- the fuck is that?"
"A Pink Princess Philodendron." Simon mutters as he examines the carefully packaged plant.
"...Simon thats a plant."
He grunts.
"Simon that was 150 quid."
He grunts again.
"Simon you used the company card for a £150 pink plant."
"Plus shipping."
"For fucking why??"
"It matches Hugo's coloring."
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"Get out of my office."
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bil-daddy · 4 months
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Gayer than a tree full of goats of nitrous oxide?
Yup (platonic)
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duplicitywrites · 6 months
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Harry James [Redacted]
Chapters 72 to 75
Excerpt:
They were in Cancun, and Harry was firmly convinced that this was not, in fact, the important trip that Voldemort had originally planned for. Unless Dumbledore had neglected to mention that Voldemort had a penchant for taking swanky beach vacations in the middle of a war. 
A/N: i really wanted to make a goofy silly cover, so here we are
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girlmikeyway · 1 year
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affirmations
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starbuck · 5 months
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hello, it's The Mountain Goats at 10:24 on Sunday, the 20th of December, and this is a horror story.
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simphic · 23 days
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I love going in the black simblr tag like let me see what my people up to lmfao
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verifiablebot · 1 month
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looking at you with Extreme suspicion
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boinin · 7 months
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Hoshi shared translations of the chapter titles for the upcoming light novel volume (featuring Niko, Kunigami and Hiori)!
There's also new chibis 🥺
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